Therapy: The Movie

Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy )

Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore

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FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement

Approachability: 7/10 ( Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story )

Content Warnings: Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness

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For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Super violent action/horror )

Content Warnings: Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault

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How do Leprechaun work?

Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary )

Content Warnings: Spider; Strong, silly violence

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Witch, please

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin 

Approachability: 8/10 ( More teen drama/thriller than horror )

Content Warnings: Suicide, Racist & Sexist Bullying, Domestic Abuse, Date Rape; Snakes/Spiders/Bugs/Etc.

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Say, that's a funny-looking card deck, pal

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders 

Approachability: 9/10 ( Cheesy 1960s spooky stories )

Content Warnings: Animal Death, Suicide

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Do what mirror demon says and Fill the Bowl

Approachability: 6/10 ( Gory but not alltogether scary supernatural thriller )

Content Warnings: Suicidal ideation; Body mutilation; Graphic violence; Depression

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Be the Aunt Martha you wish to see in the world.

Special Guest: Anthony Hudson 

Approachability: 4/10 ( 80s-style camp killer camp classic )

Content Warnings: Harmful Transphobic Tropes; Child death; Child Sexual Assault; Blood/Gore; Vomit

Read BJ Colangelo's essay "Going Back To SLEEPAWAY CAMP: Revisiting The Problematic Classic"

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Ask your doctor which Demon of the Prairie is right for you.

Approachability: 8/10 ( Arthouse prairie thriller)

Content Warnings: Infant death; animal death; suicide; blood

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Approachability:  9/10 ( Spooky, smart, sometimes surreal pre-code thriller )

Content Warnings: General spookiness

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They probably should have gone to Barcelona.

Approachability: 1/10 ( Super smart film, but it still goes hard )

Content Warnings: Graphic torture/mutilation; Overt misogyny/racism/homophobia

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The Oscar for best use of "star wipe" goes to…

Approachability: 9/10 ( It's a PG comic book movie, not a horror. )

Content Warnings: Mild blood; Monster mutations; snake

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Imagine Johnny Depp as a shitty boyfriend

Approachability: 3/10 ( Stylish & scary with a bonus blood geyser )

Content Warnings: Stalking/Slasher deaths; Blood/Gore; Suicide

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Gimme that old time religion. 

Approachability: 8/10 ( Prestige tv series that is mostly horror adjacent )

Content Warnings: Infant death; Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Child sexual assault; Suicide

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God's judgment is clear, but what about OSHA's?

Special Guest: Chris Brown (Check out the trailer for Chris' new film Darkest of Lies)

Approachability: 9/10 ( Documentary about fundamentalist Christian haunted house )

Content Warnings: Flippant/campy depictions of: rape, domestic violence, suicide; Homophobia;

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It was CAPITALISM that killed the beast.

Approachability: 7/10 (Legitimate thriller, for a 90-year-old film)

Content Warnings: Old-timey misogyny; super racist caricatures; monster attacks; animal death

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I'm sorry, Mr. Burton, but Hollywood has a 4-montage limit.

Approachability: 9/10 (More of a lightly-dark comedy about vampires than a horror movie)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Mental institution abuse

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Cook like an Egyptian...

Approachability: 8/10 (Gory/bloody but in the most campy way possible)

Content Warnings: Stalker/Killer; silly-looking blood

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Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama

Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish)

Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore

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"Hail to the king, baby"

Special Guest: Alex Steed 

Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements)

Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons

Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 

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We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.)

Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares

Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

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If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works.

Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes

Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Friday the 13th Bonus Episode

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Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to.

Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire

Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack)

Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters

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PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts

Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary )

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths)

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That's not a Christmas movie… THIS is a Christmas movie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Beautifully-shot slow-burn drama)

Content Warnings: Non-simulated animal death; Suicide; Men

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The weirdest episode of LOVE IT OR LIST IT ever

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin 

Approachability: 1/10 (Holiday Inn Express - New Orleans-style)

Content Warnings: Graphic (and creative) Gore; Spiders

Patreon Live Stream Sun Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: The Descent (2006) 

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Dr. Carl Hill was a Head of his time.

Approachability: 2/10 (Your standard Lovecraftian body-horror gross-out comedy)

Content Warnings: Body Horror/Gore; Animal death; Sexual Assault

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A tour-de-force by America's Finest Karen

Approachability: 6/10 (Campy and low-rent and mostly fun)

Content Warnings: Drugging/Sexual Assault; Racist imagery; Jump scares

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Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Approachability: 1/10 (Super gory zombie apocalypse / Shakespearean tragedy )

Content Warnings: Animal death; Graphic gore; Graphic child/infant death.

Up Next: Trilogy of Terror (1975) 

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New phone. Who's this?

Approachability: 5/10 (Tense (but not overly gory or jumpy) thriller about child abduction.)

Content Warnings: Parental child abuse, Child abduction/imprisonment, Violent bullying, Bloody murder

Up Next: Blood Quantum (2019) 

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Hey Random Horror 9 listeners, so I, Jeffrey Cranor, and Joseph Fink have a brand new fiction podcast. It's the first we've made together since Welcome to Night Vale. 

It's called UNLICENSED, and here is episode 1: "The Detective of Citrus Avenue."

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Who's a good boy? Is it you? It IS you!

Approachability: 3/10 (It’s a war movie but with werewolves.)

Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Animal Death; Jump scares

Up Next: The Black Phone (2021) 

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A post-WWII German village in Chile? That seems perfectly fine, and not sinister at all.

Approachability: 9/10 (Beautiful, stunning arthouse creepfest)

Content Warnings: Disturbing abstract visuals; Cultish emotional abuse; Based loosely on true story of a village run by a child-sexual-predator and Nazi soldier.

Up Next: Dog Soldiers (2002) 

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Please. Call me Sam. Mister Hain was my father.

Approachability: 4/10 (Not a lot of scares. But plenty of weird/gory practical effects. )

Content Warnings: Gory/creative deaths, Child death

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Leave the horse. Take the clown truck.

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! 

Approachability: 9/10 (Super campy B-movie)

Content Warnings: Gross creatures; Animal death; Suicide; Loud scream-scares; Sexual assault

Up Next: The Wolf House (2018) 

Oct 31 Bonus Ep: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 

LiveStream Oct 29: Pulse (2001) 

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"Where's it at, Monistat?"

Approachability: 6/10 (More satirical than scary)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Violent Misogyny

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How hard is it to hide from a tractor-trailer?

Approachability: 5/10 (TROMA movie on a cocaine budget)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Child Death; Tight Spaces; Blood/Gore; Jump scares

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What's more realistic? The cartoon snake or Jon Voight's Paraguay accent?

Special Guest: Jen Brown https://brownrecluseproductions.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Super goofy CGI 90s B-movie)

Content Warnings: Animal harm; CGI Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Suicide

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"Mommy, where do kittens come from?"

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird, tense and super gross revenge tale)

Content Warnings: Sexual Harrassment/Violence; Body horror; Eating disgusting things; Graphic animal death; Jump scares; Creepy monsters/figures.

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Let's give Heather some love.

Special Guests: Pablo Escobar & Paul Jordan of the Scared Gay! podcast  

Approachability: 6/10 (Very tense, but mostly bloodless, found footage classic)

Content Warnings: Lost in the woods; Brief, explicit gore; Shaky cam

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Don't sleep and drive.

Approachability: 8/10 (Bollywood thriller w/low budget SFX but high budget musical numbers)

Content Warnings: Jump scares/sudden loud noises; Gaslighting; Domestic violence; Suicide

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Wait… what?

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 8/10 (More fever dream than horror film)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Blood/gore, Sexual assault, Racism, Hitting a child, Abortion

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They for real filmed a zombie fighting a shark.

Approachability: 2/10 (Super gory and campy zombie-fest)

Content Warnings: Extreme blood/gore; Domestic abuse; Racist voodoo tropes

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Special Guest: Glen Cullen https://flinchingwithdelight.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (Comedy meta-horror, not that scary, but very heart-felt)

Content Warnings: Blood, jump scares, parental death

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Not for the faint (or even the strong) of heart.

Approachability: 1/10 (Intense and explicit. Could be very triggering re: sexual assault & child abuse)

Content Warnings: Graphic sex; Graphic sexual assault; graphic child sexual abuse; graphic genital mutilation

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Never look a tonguehorse in the mouth.

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 5/10 (Gory but also 80s-style campy)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; suggestion of incestuous relationship; blood/gore

Up Next: In the Realm of the Senses (1976) 

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You're *such* a gemini.

Approachability: 6/10 (Stilted, but campy/fun splatter flick)

Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, jump scares, blood/gore

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Busby Berkeley in the Amazon

Approachability: 10/10 (G-Rated monster picture)

Content Warnings: it's as approachable as anything

Up Next: Madhouse (1981)

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Always read the contract.

Approachability: 4/10 (Tightly-wound imprisonment thriller.)

Content Warnings: sexual assault. stalking, gaslighting, suicidal ideation, imprisonment

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A strong case for eyebrow-threading and Invisalign

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 9/10 (Both of ‘em: classy and spooky.)

Content Warnings: Spookiness, Blood-drinking, Anti-semitic tropes (1922)

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Patreon Livestream (July 16): House on Haunted Hill (1959)

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The nail in the coffin of the 1990s Rom-com

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif

Approachability: 1/10 (It’s a brilliant film, but it is brutal.)

Content Warnings: Child abuse (potentially sexual); Graphic torture; Animal death; Blood/gore.

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I'll just have a salad. Thanks.

Approachability: 7/10 (Horror-light; but still a dark comedy touching on tough things)

Content Warnings: Date rape drug; Imprisonment; Torture; Cannibalism; Misogyny; Body Horror

Up Next: Audition (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/audition

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Hellraiser on a space ship.

Approachability: 3/10 (Super gory ghoul-fest on a spaceship)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore, Body Horror, Suicide, Existential Horror, Jump scares

Up Next: Fresh (2022) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/fresh-2022

Patreon Live Stream 6/27: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tucker-and-dale-vs-evil 

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Welcome to the Wolf Man Cinematic Universe

Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY

Approachability: 10/10 (Some people die, I guess?)

Content Warnings: (none)

Up Next: Event Horizon (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/event-horizon-1997

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This is why I stay at hotels and not Airbnb.

Approachability: 1/10 (Not at all for the horror squeamish. Nope. Not one bit.)

Content Warnings: Home invasion, blood/stabbings, jump scares

Up Next: Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/frankenstein-meets-the-wolfman

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[ominous singing in a foreign language]

Approachability: 9/10 (Stage-play scary; not really horror movie scary)

Content Warnings: burning witches; knife sacrifice; general misogyny

Up Next: The Strangers (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-strangers

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This week, we have: the Mystery Machine, a Confusing Mermaid, and Freaky Country Folks.

Approachability: 7/10 (Most of the horror here is in jump scares and creepy faces)

Content Warnings: Child abuse, general creepiness, jump scares, zombie-ish gore

Up Next: The City of the Dead (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-city-of-the-dead

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The Cenobytes are probably really into Wordle.

Approachability: 2/10 (Maggots and roaches and blood, oh my!)

Content Warnings: Gore, Body horror

Up Next: Shake, Rattle & Roll 2k5 (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/shake-rattle-and-roll-2k5

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The hockey mask debut-eth.

Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://twitter.com/lilymischief

Approachability: 4/10 (It's a slasher: it's a creeper doin' creative kills)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife murders, Gore

Up Next: Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser

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"Demons" is Italian for zombie-vampires

Approachability: 2/10 (Gory zombie/vampire/demon hybrid w/a bitchin’ soundtrack)

Content Warnings: Extreme gore/violence, Body horror

Up Next: Friday the 13th Part III (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/crystal-japan

AND

Hellraiser (1987) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hellraiser

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Man, fuck these kids... AND their corn.

Approachability: 6/10 (Splattery but not gory; scary but not tense)

Content Warnings: Knifings; child death; animal death; religious fervor; jump scares;

Up Next: Demons (1985) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/demons-1985

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Sometimes more is less. But sometimes more is MORE.

Approachability: 4/10 (A stylish smorgasbord of tropes and traumas)

Content Warnings: miscarriage, sexual assault, dissociation, unreality, violent murder, suicide, self-harm, imprisonment, abortion, ableist epithets/tropes (down syndrome), blood/gore

Up Next: Children of the Corn (1984) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-of-the-corn

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Where's Waldo? But make it creepy.

Approachability: 7/10 (More of a family drama and mystery thriller, but those ghost faces are cree-py)

Content Warnings: Ghostly images; Sexual relationship w/teenager

Up Next: American Horror Story: Murder House (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/american-horror-story-freak-show/season-1

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Mike's Hard Disney Cartoon

Approachability: 9/10 (Violent but still a kid’s movie w/ a happy ending)

Content Warnings: Cartoon animal death

Up Next: Lake Mungo (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lake-mungo

Live Stream Apr 16 3pm: The Thing (1982)
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And the Oscar for Doing The Most goes to…

Approachability: 9/10 (More of a campy thriller than a horror.)

Content Warnings: Gaslighting

Up Next: The Secret of NIMH (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-secret-of-nimh

Patreon Live Stream Apr 16: The Thing (1982)
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Don't read about it. Don't worry about being scared/grossed out. Just watch it.

Approachability: 9/10 (Smart, complicated, and fun comedy)

Content Warnings: Lots of fake-looking Blood/Dismemberment

Up Next: Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/what-ever-happened-to-cousin-charlotte

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Just say no to blood, kids.

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (Artsy Fartsy; not Scary Mary.)

Content Warnings: Lots of Consent/Non-consent dialogue; Blood

Up Next: One Cut of the Dead (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/one-cut-of-the-dead

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Never trust neighbors or actors.

Approachability: 7/10 (Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary.)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Gaslighting

Up Next: The Addiction (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-addiction

LIVE SHOW Mar 19 @ 3pm ET: The Fly (1986) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-fly

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The first year of high school is always the roughest.

Approachability: 5/10 (Super violent (but also super fun) proto-Hunger Games)

Content Warnings: Child death; gore; suicide; reference to child sexual abuse

Up Next: Rosemary's Baby (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rosemarys-baby

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She's my mother's sister's girl.

Special Guest: Gennifer Hutchison https://twitter.com/GennHutchison

Approachability: 4/10 (Weird and disorienting more than scary)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Incest, Domestic abuse, Creepy/Disturbing imagery

Up Next: Battle Royale (2000) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/battle-royale

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Everyone has that super annoying little brother.

Approachability: 1/10 (Gory, scary, violent, tragic, creepy, dumb. And kind of non-stop about it.)

Content Warnings: Gore, Jump scares, Domestic abuse

Up Next: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/twin-peaks-the-movie

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A good plumber is hard to find.

Approachability: 3/10 (Creepy ghost child; Child death; Jump scares)

Content Warnings: Bloodless but still a nightmare starter kit

Up Next: Malignant (2021) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/malignant-2021

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Whitney believed children are our future, but she never met THESE kids.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (It's classy but scarier & more disturbing than you think)

Content Warnings: Descriptions of Domestic Abuse, Suggestion of Child Sexual Abuse, Creepy kids, Child death, Jump scares

Up Next: Dark Water (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dark-water

Live Patreon Show Sat Feb 12 @ 3pm ET: Sleepy Hollow (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sleepy-hollow

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Spoiler: the sneering, lion-poaching, French aristocrat turns out to be the baddie.

Approachability: 8/10 (Intense like a thriller, not scary like a horror film.)

Content Warnings: Rape/Incest, Animal death/harm; Blood/gore; Racist Language

Up Next: The Innocents (1961) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-innocents-1961

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The piranhas escaped enclosure by swimming through the plot holes.

Approachability: 6/10 (Goofy but plentiful gore)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Aquaphobia; Child death

Up Next: Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/brotherhood-of-the-wolf

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What to expect when you're expecting (a werewolf baby)

Approachability: 8/10 (Horror fairy tale w minimal scares)

Content Warnings: Child death; Animal Death; One scene graphic gore

Up Next: Piranha (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/piranha

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Come here and let mommy clean you up.

Approachability: 6/10 (Psych thriller with a body horror climax)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Child harm; Emotional manipulation; Jump scares

Up Next: Good Manners (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/good-manners

LIVE PATREON SHOW Jan 15 @ 3pm ET Ravenous (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ravenous

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I swear I did NOT SEE what the NAZI did.

Approachability: 2/10 (So tense, so bloody)

Content Warnings: Graphic violence, Neo-nazis

Up Next: The Brood (1979) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-brood

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Thinking of going vegetarian? Start here.

Approachability: 1/10 (The mouth noises are a lot, but so is the body horror)

Content Warnings: Cannibalism, graphic abortion, miscarriage, child death, incest, body horror

Up Next: Green Room (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/green-room

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Don't waste time on broody ex-boyfriends.

Approachability: 5/10 (More tragic than scary, but still a few blind corners & creepy visuals)

Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual Assault, Jump scares, Knife attack, Home invasion

Up Next:  Dumplings (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/dumplings

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You think your N95 mask is uncomfortable...

Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire

Approachability: 7/10 (Creepy more than anything, but also spikes in a face)

Content Warnings: Grisly death/grisly corpse, General creepiness

Up Next: Rift (2017) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rift-2017

Livestream, Dec 18 @ 3pm ET: 

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Zombies be shoppin'.

Approachability: 5/10 (So much blood and gore, but it's not super real-looking)

Content Warnings: Lots of blood & gore (low budget looking); Child death

Up Next: Black Sunday (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/black-sunday-1961

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ET fucks around and finds out.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (Very funny but also very scary and very gory.)

Content Warnings: Graphic Blood/Gore; Child death; Animal death; Racial profiling

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There's no reason to own a clown doll, okay?

Approachability: 3/10 (More gross than gory. But very gross. And spooky as all get out)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Creepy haunting shit; Jump Scares; Clown Doll

Up Next: Attack the Block (2011) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/attack-the-block

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Sure, their food is okay, but what does Pizza Hut think about abortion?

Special Guest: Joseph Fink https://twitter.com/PlanetOfFinks

Approachability: 5/10 (The bone & fingernail breaks are intense, I guess?)

Content Warnings: Animal death; Blood; Jump scares; Claustrophobia;

Up Next: Poltergeist (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/poltergeist

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The key word here is "experimental."

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (More arthouse than horror film)

Content Warnings: Suicide

Up Next: The Pool (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-pool-2018

Livestream 11/13 3pmET: It Follows (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/it-follows

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Spoiler: in the end, it turns out Connecticut is terrible.

Special Guest: Angela Pierce http://twitter.com/AngelaPierceNY

Approachability: 7/10 (No blood/jumps. TW for manipulative relationships)

Content Warnings: Gaslighting, Misogyny, Domestic Violence

Up Next: Ganja & Hess (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ganja-and-hess

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"What the fuck am I doing? I don't know." - John Carpenter, on writing this film.

Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen

Approachability: 4/10 (Lotsa blood & slasher-y tension)

Content Warnings: Stalking; Knifings; Jump scares

Up Next: The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975

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It all depends on how much you like Sondheim.

Special Guests: Stacie Ponder & Anthony Hudson https://www.gaylordsofdarkness.com/

Approachability: 9/10 (It's a stage show. Not horror film-scary at all. But some CWs)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide,

Up Next: Halloween II (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/halloween-ii-the-nightmare-isnt-over
AND The Stepford Wives (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-stepford-wives-1975

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I'm not sure this is a union-sanctioned theater retreat.

Approachability: 8/10 (Silly, low budget. Minimal scares, blood and creep-factor)

Content Warnings: Sudden and sustained loud noises

Up Next: Sweeney Todd (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/sweeney-todd-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-1982

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LA Crime Noir meets Clive Barker gore

Approachability: 4/10 (The gore might be off-putting; but no real jumpscares)

Content Warnings: Intense gore, Cult Imprisonment

Up Next: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/children-shouldnt-play-with-dead-things

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Kids, don't have kids.

Approachability: 10/10 (Campy, stagy. Not scary at all, maybe a touch creepy)

Content Warnings: Suicide (off-screen), Child death

Up Next: Lord of Illusions (1995) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/lord-of-illusions

Live Stream Sat Oct 9 @ 3pm ET: The Empty Man (2020) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-empty-man 

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Let's explore ALL the found footage tropes!

Special Guest: Janina Matthewson https://twitter.com/j9andif

Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of scary masks and creep fests, but not overly gory)

Content Warnings: Suicide, Disturbing imagery, Domestic Assault, Dead Animals

Up Next: The Bad Seed (1956) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-bad-seed

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An early 00's British comedy matryoshka doll

Approachability: 9/10 (Brief hyper-comedic gore; no real scares to speak of)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Mention of child death

Up Next: Noroi: The Curse (2005) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/noroi-the-curse

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If you're gonna bleed, be fabulous about it

Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher with lots of stylish, fake blood)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Lotsa blood, Home invasion/Stalking

Up Next: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/garth-marenghis-darkplace

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The medium is the messiah.

Approachability: 4/10 (Lots of gory body horror, but done with really cool 80s practical effects)

Content Warnings: Body horror, Workplace shooting, Self-harm, Suicide

Up Next: Tenebrae (1982) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tenebre

Live Patreon Show on Sept 11: Pontypool (2008) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/pontypool

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Perfectly absurd; Absurdly perfect

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 7/10 (The excessive blood & violence is ridiculously cartoonish)

Up Next: Videodrome (1983) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/videodrome

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The campy NY art-noir you didn't know you needed

Special Guest: Noah Fecks https://www.instagram.com/noahfecksisawesome

Approachability: 7/10 (Non-gory crime thriller with slasher elements)

Content Warnings: Stalking

Up Next: House (1977) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/house-1977

Burnt Offerings (1976) - Patreon Liveshow Aug 28 @ 3p ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings

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It's a tough watch, but don't lose your head about it.

Approachability: 1/10 (Tragic as hell, gory, creepy. Lots of headlessness.)

Content Warnings: Child death, Suicide, Self-harm, Body Horror

Up Next: Eyes of Laura Mars (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eyes-of-laura-mars

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Sure! I'd love to go murder camping again!

Special Guest: Adal Rifai https://twitter.com/adalrifai

Approachability: 4/10 (Not super bloody, but lots of jump scares & knives to faces)

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Lots of knife death

Up Next: Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary

Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings

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The Matrix meets Twilight meets Anton Chekhov

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 7/10 (It's a violent action film, rather than gory horror.)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Child endangerment, Jump scares

Up Next: Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/friday-the-13th-part-2
and Hereditary (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/hereditary

Patreon Livestream Aug 14: Burnt Offerings (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/burnt-offerings

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Diminishing returns in this horror anthology

Approachability: 4/10 (Pretty basic horror tropes, but still bloody and jumpy)

Content Warnings: Slasher-style gore/blood, body horror, jump scares

Up Next: Night Watch (2004) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-watch-2004

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The title contains a complete plot summary.

Approachability: 8/10 (Not scary; not gory. Kind of creepy but mostly silly.)

Content Warnings: Creepy clowns, mild jump scares

Up Next: Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tales-from-the-darkside

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Your standard coming-of-age cannibal flick

Approachability: 1/10 (The graphic gore & intense body horror is A LOT)

Content Warnings: Animal Harm, Body Horror, Blood/Gore, Hazing

Video clip of the Aggie Band: https://youtu.be/bdkYMYBH-GI

Up Next: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/killer-klowns-from-outer-space

July 24 Patreon Live-Stream Ringu (1998) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/ring

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Beatles stans with mind control

Approachability: 8/10 (Creepy thriller; not bloody or jumpy)

Content Warnings: Animal harm, Domestic Violence, Creepy Children

Up Next: Raw (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/raw

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There's no Oscar for Best Use of Helium Voice

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 8/10 (more suspense than horror; couple jump scares and a melty skelton)

Content Warnings: Animal harm, Corpses, Domestic Violence

Up Next: Village of the Damned (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/village-of-the-damned

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30-year-old teenagers make a series of terrible decisions

Special Guest: Joe Lipsett https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote

Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher: blood, stabbing, jump scares, etc.)

Content Warnings: Violence/Murder, Suicide, Jump Scares, Alcoholism, Bullying

Up Next: Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate

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[facepalm emoji]

Approachability: 9/10 (dopey as all-get out)

Up Next: I Know What You Did Last Summer (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer
&
Incident at Raven's Gate (1988) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/encounter-at-ravens-gate

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Low-budget masterpiece is still relevant, still freaky.

Special Guest: Alyssa Wong https://twitter.com/crashwong

Approachability: 5/10 (the effects are dated, but it's still tense and scary)

Content Warnings: Entrails

Up Next: Godmonster of Indian Flats (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/godmonster-of-indian-flats

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Capitalism drags yet another millennial to hell.

Special Guests: Andrew & Seynique of We Die First https://twitter.com/wediefirstpod

Approachability: 2/10 (it's a dark comedy, but it's still super gross)

Content Warnings: Animal harm/death, Violence/Gore, Gross as all-get-out

Up Next: Night of the Living Dead (1968) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/night-of-the-living-dead
&
[REC] (2007) - Patreon livestream June 19 @ 3pm ET https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/rec

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Chicago has their own versions of hot dogs, pizza, and The Shining

Approachability: 7/10 (intense & tragic drama w/haunted house elements)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Suicide, Broken teeth, Blood

Up Next: Drag Me to Hell (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/drag-me-to-hell

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Alien3: I ruined a beloved film franchise! Alien Resurrection: Hold my beer.

Approachability: 3/10 (predictably bloody action thriller)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore, Body Horror

Up Next: Stir of Echoes (1999) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/stir-of-echoes

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Come to a place where the children are psychotic and the acting goes all the way to 11.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 5/10 (more thriller than horror, but still some blood, jumps, and general creepiness)

Content Warnings: Animal cruelty, child murder, threat of child sexual abuse, blood/violence

Up Next: Alien Resurrection  (1997) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alien-resurrection

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Proto-Lynchian hell house

Special Guests: Jonny & Aileen of ¡Uy Que Horror! https://www.instagram.com/uyquehorror/?hl=en

Approachability: 7/10 (Lots of gore, but with 1960s SFX)
Gore: 6/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Torture

Up Next: Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/alice-sweet-alice

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It's a werewolf team-building retreat!

Approachability: 4/10 (Werewolf slasher with gross mutations & jump scares)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Sexual assault, Blood/Gore, Jump Scares, Body Horror

Up Next: Jigoku (1960) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jigoku
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The real monsters in this film are Incels with assault rifles.

Special Guest: Frank Liotti https://www.instagram.com/jiffy.popculture/

Approachability: 4/10 (More action-thrilling than horror-frightening, but still bloody and tense)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 8/10
Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault, Blood/Violence, Suicide, Jump Scares

Up Next: The Howling (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-howling

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Yellow Submarine meets 3-2-1 Contact meets hentai.

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 0/10 (TW: repeated depictions of sexual assault.)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 6/10

Content/Trigger Warnings: An unreasonable level of sexual assault

Up Next: 28 Days Later (2002) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/28-days-later-1

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Swedish Christmas Carol is a masterclass in filmmaking

Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/

Approachability: 10/10 ()
Gore: 0/10
Jump Scares: 0/10
Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Alcoholism, Domestic Abuse

Up Next: Belladonna of Sadness (1973) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/belladonna-of-sadness (Trigger Warning: while Belladonna of Sadness is a trippy animated movie, it contains *a lot* of depictions of sexual violence)

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Empathetic, and surprisingly bloodless, festival of jumpscares

Special Guest: Isa Mazzei https://twitter.com/isaiswrong

Approachability: 3/10 (Bloodless, but packed with jumpscares and freaky visuals)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 9/10
Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Jump scares galore, Creepy imagery

Up Next: The Phantom Carriage (1921) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-phantom-carriage

& a Patreon Live Show on Sat Apr 17 featuring Eraserhead (1978) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/eraserhead

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Visually-stunning, creepy drama with adorable little mooshkas

Approachability: 9/10 (It's a PG movie. You're gonna do great.)
Gore: 0/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Body horror demonstrated through puppets, Creepy imagery

Up Next: Mama (2013) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/mama-2013

& Mama (2008, short film) https://youtu.be/WRqS6pBC42w

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Trash bag demon skeletons will track your ass down

Approachability: 3/10 (Graphic and intense. Very smart and very scary)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 7/10
Creep Factor: 8/10

Content Warnings: Body horror, graphic gore/blood, home invasion, disturbing imagery

Up Next: Coraline (2009) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/coraline

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A rich & stylish vampire western

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 8/10 (More an art house western than a horror. And the monster is the hero)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault

Up Next: Southbound (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/southbound

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Clever debut thriller that not enough people have seen.

Approachability: 7/10 (More a thriller w/horror elements. You'll see the blood coming.)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Suicide, Sexual exploitation, Sexual assault

Up Next: A Girl Walk Home Alone at Night (2014) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/a-girl-walks-home-alone-at-night

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Beautiful and hollow like shiny, red rubber ball

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill https://www.adscahill.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (Mostly slow and creepy w/a few very gory pay-offs)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: Disembowelment, Graphic gore, body horror

Up Next: Cam (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/cam

Livestream @ Patreon Sat Mar 13 @ 3pm: Ready Or Not (2019) https://www.patreon.com/posts/live-stream-sat-48388281

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How do werewolf work exactly?

Approachability: 7/10 (Low budget effects & some script silliness make this way less scary)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: Dismemberment, Blood/Gore

Up Next: Annihilation (2018) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/annihilation

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[Boston accent] Big shock from a big shark.

Special Guest: Brendan Haley https://twitter.com/brendohales

Approachability: 5/10 (Getting killed by unseen monster in open water = Scary)
Gore: 5/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean), Child death, Blood, Dismembered Bodies

Up Next: The Werewolf Vs. The Vampire Woman (1971) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-werewolf-vs-the-vampire-woman

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)

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Beautifully-shot, but not scary dark fairy tales

Special Guest: Maureen Johnson https://twitter.com/maureenjohnson

Approachability: 8/10 (It's not a horror movie. It's gross sometimes, though.)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 1/10

Content Warnings: Rape, Gore, Child/Domestic Abuse, Animal Death

Up Next: Jaws (1975) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/jaws
& for Patreon: Train to Busan (2016) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/train-to-busan

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)

Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/

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Harmonica bois fight over a lady. Also a serial killer.

Special Guests: Krys & Matty from The Dirty Pillows https://twitter.com/TheDirtyPillows

Approachability: 4/10 (Really gory w/lots of jump scares. But also very Canadian.)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: Disturbing imagery, Blood/gore, Innocent Death

Up Next: Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)

Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/

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An underappreciated gem of low-budget euro camp!

Special Guest: Julian Velard https://twitter.com/julianvelard

Approachability: 7/10 (Relax & enjoy the ridiculousness, but be okay with eyeball stuff)
Gore: 6/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: Jump scares, Eyeball gore

Up Next: My Bloody Valentine (1981) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/my-bloody-valentine
and Tale of Tales (2015) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/tale-of-tales-2015 

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)

Logo: David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/davidbaldwin55/

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That prop designer deserves a raise.

Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen

Approachability: 4/10 (Dead twins, Blood elevator, Bearman blowjob & other nightmare fuel)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: Domestic violence, Murder, Lots of blood, Creepy imagery

Up Next: Horror Express (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/horror-express

Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/)

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Let's bathe each other in the river.

Special Guest: Cameron Esposito https://twitter.com/cameronesposito

Approachability: 8/10 (drama about mental illness w/mild horror elements)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: Dissociation, Hearing voices, Suicide

Up Next: The Shining (1980) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-shining

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Don't get on anything called "Murder Ride"

Special Guest: Joe Lipsitt https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote

Approachability: 2/10 (bleak but stylized torture porn.)
Gore: 9/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: body horror; torture; claustrophobia; jump scares

Up Next: Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)

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Wanna feel old? Call someone on Skype.

Special Guest: Dana Schwartz http://www.danaschwartzdotcom.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (a haunted house for the zoom era)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: suicide; gore; references to rape

Up Next: House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

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The fish people would like to wear your face.

Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/

Approachability: 3/10 (a man gets his face peeled off, okay?)
Gore: 9/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 8/10

Content Warnings: body horror; gore, rape

Up Next: Unfriended (2015)

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Soft core hippie porn w/nary a horror film in sight

Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://www.patreon.com/kyrasims

Approachability: 10/10 (it's creepy & gross, but not in a horror-movie way)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: pretty shitty depictions of women and lesbians

Up Next: Dagon (2001)

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Finally a movie that understands the Christmas spirit

Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/

Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher with a super creepy phone voice)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: blood; stalking; murder of a child

Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971)

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The real monster is puberty.

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski

Approachability: 6/10 (it's not scary or creepy. it's gory and tragic)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: body horror; graphic animal death; tragic death

Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) and special bonus episode Black Christmas

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The OG rubber suit is noir-level fierce.

Special Guest Gemma Hurley https://twitter.com/gemgemhurley

Godzilla Approachability: 9/10 (unnerving at times, but in an arty, not scary, way)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: destruction of city; mass death

Destroy All Monsters Approachability: 10/10 (the least scary movie you can watch)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 1/10

Up Next: Ginger Snaps (2000)

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OSHA regulations are merely suggestions.

Special Guest: Ophira Eisenberg https://www.ophiraeisenberg.com/

Approachability: 6/10 (not scary; just very very very gross)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: gory/gross effects

Up Next: Godzilla (1954) & Destroy All Monsters (1968)

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Dracula was a racist.

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders

Approachability: 9/10 (so campy; so fun; so ridiculous; maybe one scary scene)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: minor blood & gore

Up Next: The Toxic Avenger (1984)

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Boys just wanna have fun.

Approachability: 6/10 (it's way more weird and intense than scary)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; rape

Up Next: Blacula (1972)

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"The call is coming from inside the dog."

Special Guest: Adal Rifai

Approachability: 3/10 (bloody and grotesque; also campy & artsy)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: body horror, blood, gore, innocent death, creepy child, maggots

Up Next: The Lighthouse (2019)

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Young people pay the price for doin' it.

Special Guest: Roman Chimienti

Approachability: 5/10 (bloody slasher; jump scares)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 6/10
Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: blood; stalking; innocent death

Up Next: Suspiria (1977)

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Space madness and a 4-meter-tall child.

Special Guest: Mike Rugnetta https://rugnetta.com/

Approachability: 10/10 (artsy sci-fi thinker w/ some lynchian horror elements)
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 1/10
Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: suicide, suicide ideation, lynchian imagery

Up Next: Suspiria (1977) and special bonus ep: Friday the 13th (1980)

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What to expect when you're expecting a killer…

Approachability: 7/10 (bloody slasher offset by dry humor)
Gore: 5/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: blood, gore, innocent death, creepy insects/animals

Up Next: Solaris (1972)

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A young boy follows his dreams.

Special Guest: Joseph Fink (http://nightvalepresents.com)

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Approachability: 5/10 (bloody but not graphic, if that makes any sense)
Gore: 4/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 7/10

Content Warnings: blood; home invasion; stalking

Up Next: Prevenge (2016)

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Kill your double. And do it with a bitchin soundtrack.

Approachability: 2/10 (bloody slasher that's super creepy)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 8/10
Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: graphic violence, dissociation, child death, animal harm

Up Next: Prevenge (2016) and special bonus ep: Halloween (1978)

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It's style over substance, but is that such a bad thing if it's really cool looking?

Special Guest: Jasika Nicole

Approachability: 8/10 (some gore early, more a psych-thriller than horror)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: child death; animal death; undead

Up Next: Us (2009)

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What if… and hear me out… what if there were ticks?

Special Guest: Sarah Marshall

Approachability: 3/10 (more gross than gore; and it's a lot of gross)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 7/10
Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; graphic (gross) gore

Up Next: The Hunger (1983)

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Seo-ri… it is the right of the hungry.

Approachability: 4/10 (violent, scary, but more action than horror)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: monster eating people, monster digesting people, child death, plague, gaslighting

Up Next: Ticks (1993)

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Kick the spider; Kill the clown.

Approachability: 6/10 (made for TV, so it's tame, but creepy)
Gore: 3/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 8/10

Content Warnings: clowns, spider, child death, child abuse, unsuspecting death

Up Next: The Host (2006)

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This British thriller really teases the brain, very hard, with a hammer.

Approachability: 3/10 (graphic in its violence & then gets weird)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 3/10
Creep Factor: 4/10

Content Warnings: graphic violence, gore, domestic violence, animal & child death

Up Next: IT (1990, Miniseries)

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was squirting water in people’s mouths.

Approachability: 5/10 (guts and murder and possession, oh my!)
Gore: 7/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: blood, body horror, insects, possession, innocent death

Up Next: Kill List (2011)

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How much blood would a lawnmower chuck if a lawnmower could chuck blood?

Approachability: 1/10 (super gory, super bloody, super campy)
Gore: 10/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: blood, graphic gore, detailed body fluids, animal harm, racist depiction of indigenous ppl

Up Next: Prince of Darkness (1987)

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The demon, it turns out, is toxic masculinity.

Approachability: 6/10 ((not gory, but creepy and tense))
Gore: 1/10
Jump Scares: 8/10
Creep Factor: 9/10

Content Warnings: gaslighting, creepy imagery, unsettling noises, tension/jumps galore

Up Next: Dead Alive (aka Braindead, 1992)

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Libertarians versus vampires!

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 2/10 ((aggressively violent; vampires are scary af))
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 7/10
Creep Factor: 5/10

Content Warnings: blood, gore, animal death, child harm, domestic violence, graphic sound effects

Up Next: Paranormal Activity (2007)

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It's about so much more than communism. It's about Becky.

Approachability: 9/10 (creepy but not graphic or startling)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 2/10
Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: disorienting imagery, societal othering, dissociation

Up Next: 30 Days of Night (2007)

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The New Zealand zombie sheep horror/comedy, not the Chris Farley one. So Baa it’s Good. (Special Guest: Janina Matthewson)

Approachability: 5/10 (super gory, but in a super funny way)
Gore: 8/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 2/10

Content Warnings: animal death/harm, unsuspecting death, body horror/mutilation, viscera, claustrophobia

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Not at all a horror classic. But we definitely watched it.

Approachability: 6/10 (bloody and violent, but silly and 90s enough to keep your eyes open)
Gore: 5/10
Jump Scares: 5/10
Creep Factor: 3/10

Content Warnings: body horror, blood, unsuspecting death, claustrophobia, torture

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Another horror classic with a surprisingly charming monster.

Approachability: 9/10 (an excellent start for the horror novice)
Gore: 2/10
Jump Scares: 4/10
Creep Factor: 6/10

Content Warnings: assault, paranoia, psychological horror, disorienting imagery, harmful connection between mental illness and trans people.

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Seminal horror classic about a traveling showman. What’s in the box??

Approachability: 10/10 (easy; you can do it)
Gore: 0/10
Jump Scares: 2/10

Content Warnings: Brief assault, psychological horror, disorienting imagery

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Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 debuts Aug 11! A podcast making horror films more approachable, one movie at a time, in a random order. Don't like horror? Don't worry, we'll give you content warnings, tell you everything that happens & let you know how scared you should be. Love horror? Great! Join us as we take a deeper look into each film.

Hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin of Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com

Music by Cecil Baldwin

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