Have Kids, They Said…

By SiriusXM

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Good parenting advice is everywhere but SiriusXM hosts Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis aren’t afraid to pull the curtain back and laugh at some of their own parenting fails.

Episode Date
On-Wine-Shopping
00:41:31

Nicole has 15 amazon boxes she’s trying to hide and Rich wants you to “keep your punk a$$ in check.”

Oct 14, 2021
Sandy Poops
00:40:55

Sarah needs a big time break and everyone is sick of seeing other parents perfect lives on instagram. 

Oct 07, 2021
Danger Mom
00:45:18

 Is it possible to have an open marriage with kids? Let’s discuss. 

Sep 30, 2021
Daddy Here
00:47:55

Nicole found where her son has been hiding all his trash and Rich is looking for the line between overdoing it and under doing it. 

Sep 23, 2021
Everything Copacetic?
00:44:03

Rich as a new diet and it's making him a whole lot happier. Meanwhile everything is not copacetic with Nicole.

Sep 16, 2021
Couch Issues
00:42:29

Nicole is stuck on the couch and Rich is in direct competition with his daughter's teacher.

Sep 09, 2021
Digital Play
00:56:03

Nudity, confrontation and tampons are just a few of the topics Rich and Nicole tackle on this ‘sode.

Sep 02, 2021
Dogs in Cars
00:49:33

We’ve got nanny problems, dog problems and kid problems. Always kid problems.

Aug 19, 2021
Bedtime Bodyslam
00:43:35

In this ‘sode, we’re watching HG-Rich-TV and using candy as “kid-bait”.

Aug 12, 2021
Carseat Gate
00:50:29

Rich has discovered Lucky Charms Marshmallow Clusters and Nicole insists that a vacation with kids is not a real vacation. 

Aug 05, 2021
They Were Right
00:45:54

Nicole recounts an epic traffic stop and Rich’s hope for new parent friends is dashed. 

Jul 29, 2021
Diaper Bombs
00:52:45

Rich has a new way of dealing with his enemies and Nicole is on Divorce.com.

Jul 22, 2021
Curb Appeal
00:49:42

Nicole is still recovering from Glick Fest 2021 and Rich weighs his preferences for curb appeal vs. a** cheeks. 

Jul 15, 2021
Ballentines Day
00:51:24

Rich is still in denial about having kids when it comes to home decor and Nicole has a stalker. 

Jul 08, 2021
Mad Mad Mad
00:45:13

Nicole meets one of her least favorite moms ever and Rich has harrowing flight experience. 

Jul 01, 2021
Back to ‘Fornia
00:47:24

Rich and Nicole are feeling things out this week.

Jun 24, 2021
Creep Alert
00:38:57

Nicole is fantasizing about something strange and Rich is becoming a little too casual. 

Jun 17, 2021
Burn
00:46:57

Rich refuses to base his couch purchases on his kids and Nicole has a wild story about her beach house.

Jun 10, 2021
We’re Feeling Weepy
00:41:15

Nicole is over golf and Rich is concerned that he’s overreacting. 

Jun 03, 2021
Barista Boys and Bouncy Slides
00:45:44

“I’m glad everybody’s here because it’s time to listen, pull up a chair” - Rich Davis

May 27, 2021
Letters Home
00:42:24

Rich discovers his calling and Nicole recounts a mortifying letter sent home to friends about their son.

May 20, 2021
Gender Reveals?
00:48:33

Nicole is struggling with her nanny’s timeliness and Rich explores the highs and lows of gender reveals.

May 06, 2021
What Team Are You On?
00:37:41

Rich analyzes school drop-off fashion choices and Nicole has had it with Keegan’s demands for “cold water - two ice cubes”.

Apr 29, 2021
Semi-Smurfed
00:44:38

Nicole hates food coloring and Rich has a pressing hypothetical to share.

Apr 22, 2021
Butt Lobes
00:43:37

Rich is worried that Emmy is too soft and Nicole is considering sticking a fork in her husband Matt’s eye.

Apr 15, 2021
The 11th Floor
00:40:52

Nicole suspects her son, Keegan, might be clairvoyant and Rich has had it with stickers.

Apr 08, 2021
Was it Really Broke?
00:41:51

Rich and Nicole explore things that were better before they “fixed” them, what's growing in your kids bath toys and why zoom is ruining us all. 

Apr 01, 2021
Sara Speaks
00:34:35

Special guest Sara (Rich’s beautiful wife) has a lot to say about Rich this week and Nicole gets into a case involving mismatched pajamas.

Mar 25, 2021
Booblets
00:34:23

Nicole faces the next generation of “calm down, relax” and Rich is impressed with Emmy’s creative lyrical ad-libbing. 

Mar 18, 2021
Macaroni in a Pot
00:45:52

Rich is over school picture day and Nicole has an embarrassing story about parent teacher conferences.

Mar 11, 2021
Release the Beast
00:35:39

Nicole and Rich take on “Unparenting” and talk through some of their less conventional parenting methods.

Mar 04, 2021
Thank You Jefus
00:42:48

Rich has a story about a drugstore rainbow unicorn and Nicole is correcting Parker about some hilarious mistakes.

Feb 25, 2021
The F-Word
00:39:49

Certain words are being banned in Nicole’s house and Rich gets his first “Dad” from Emmy. 

Feb 11, 2021
Throwback Thursday
00:37:27

Rich throws it back with a list of things all kids do and Nicole is “rounding down, like I always do” when it comes to money.

Feb 04, 2021
To Vasectomy or not to Vasectomy?
00:36:32

From cows with surprising names to that big question Dad’s face, this week Rich and Nicole have got genitalia on the brain.

Jan 28, 2021
Toonophilia
00:33:22

Keegan’s #winning has got Nicole on edge and Rich’s workout equipment is rebelling. 

Jan 21, 2021
Observing the Childless
00:40:21

Rich has been observing friends without children and breaks down their envious daily activities for Nicole who can’t get enough of her greatest escape: Bridgerton. 

Jan 14, 2021
Swinging Into 2021
00:37:24

Nicole and Rich guess one another's resolutions and explore which of their kids’ recent habits should actually concern them. 

Jan 07, 2021
Christmas Nightmares
00:43:34

Keegan Spills at the dentist (multiple times) and Emmy has been permanently scarred by the Disney version of a Christmas Carol.

Dec 17, 2020
Hanukkah Bush
00:36:46

Nicole and Rich debate whether Santa can be used as a threat and Nicole remembers how her family celebrated Hanukkah growing up.

Dec 10, 2020
Sasshole
00:35:51

Rich and Nicole get into the weirdness of Santa pandemic pictures and reminisce about their own school photos. 

Dec 03, 2020
We’re Thankful For…
00:36:02

No one wants to hang out with Rich and Nicole recounts how she got into an accidental beef with a woman on a scooter.

 

Nov 19, 2020
Johnny!
00:34:59

Rich is off kids duty for a week which means sex and pizza and Nicole taught her son Keegan something she now (sort of) regrets. 

Nov 12, 2020
A Series of Unfortunate Events
00:34:13

Rich is wearing a beautiful bathrobe to begin celebrating the holidays and Nicole is in a glass case of emotion.

Nov 05, 2020
Happy Swallow Schween!
00:35:13

Nicole and Rich celebrate an important anniversary to kick off this special, where they reminisce about Halloweens past and lament the limitations of Halloween present. 

Oct 29, 2020
Bragging at Inopportune Moments
00:37:50

Rich fights his passive-aggressive nature and avoids bragging about Emmy and Nicole’s husband Matt has a zoom crush. 

Oct 22, 2020
Private Parts
00:34:27

Nicole and Rich get into the nitty gritty of how to handle kids handling their private parts and Ben dons his very becoming baby helmet. 

Oct 15, 2020
What Did You Just Say to Me?
00:38:20

Between knock knock jokes, accusations of insanity and blatant lies, Nicole’s entire family has turned against her and Rich is discovering that he’s on the fast track to becoming Emmy’s bitch. 

Oct 08, 2020
Crying Over Spilt Milk
00:36:40

Rich believes he’s being emotionally abused by his three-year-old and Nicole has a story about getting peed on. 

Oct 01, 2020
Cake Pops.
00:31:59

Nicole and Rich both hate the Brits this week, agree that Cake Pops are a food group for people under five and ponder the cutoff age for having sex in front of your children. 

Sep 24, 2020
Judgy Do-Gooders
00:32:00
Nicole hates everything this week but most prominently Keegan’s “I can do it myself” phase and Rich learns about the crusty bacterial nightmare, impetigo.
Sep 17, 2020
Donut or Doin’ It?
00:31:23
Rich is negotiating with terrorists (aka Emmy) and Nicole is dealing with limbs being stuck in places where limbs simply should not go. Also, when was the last time you ate a donut….
Sep 10, 2020
Other Kids Ruin Everything
00:31:08
Rich and Nicole are sick of other people’s bratty kids and wonder how to discern if your child will grow up to be a serial killer.
Sep 03, 2020
Trailer
00:01:12

Coming Soon: Longtime friends Nicole and Rich have gone from carefree twenty-somethings to (somewhat) responsible parents of small children. They exchange war stories about family life and laugh about the absurdity of modern parenting.

Aug 24, 2020