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"Teaching My Cat to Read" is a book podcast that adds a unique comedic twist to literary discussions - thinking what our cat would think of this book. Discover answers to questions like, "Who would emerge victorious in a fight between Lady Catherine and Mrs. Bennett?" or "Who funded the grant money for Victor Frankenstein's experiments?" And don't forget, we never fail to ask the important question: "What rating would our cat give this book?"
Tune in every other week for brand new episodes that guarantee laughter and literary discussion.
P.s. We have content warnings for each episode, please check them to make sure it’s your cup of tea!
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Q and A - Call and response with listener questions
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Sep 07, 2025 |
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Carry on Jeeves - Our Favourite Married Couple
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Aug 24, 2025 |
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All systems Red - Local SecUnit Can’t Believe It Paused Its Shows For This
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Aug 10, 2025 |
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Murder at the Vicarage -No One Expects the Village Inquisition
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Jul 27, 2025 |
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Mini Ep - Death on the Nile
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Jul 13, 2025 |
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Harrow the Ninth - It’s A Beautiful Day On The Mithraeum And You Are A Horrible Necromancer
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Jun 29, 2025 |
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Harrow the Ninth - Tragic Find-And-Replace Incident: Multiple Deaths
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Jun 15, 2025 |
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Mini Ep - Gideon the Ninth
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Jun 01, 2025 |
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The Red Headed League - A Holmes, A Watson and a Redhead Walk Into A Bank Robbery
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May 18, 2025 |
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The Hunger Games - Bread and circuses and child murder
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May 04, 2025 |
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Jane Eyre - Even The Weather Thinks This Is A Bad Idea
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Apr 20, 2025 |
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Mini Ep - Much Ado about Nothing
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Apr 06, 2025 |
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Throne of Jade (Temeraire) - it's my book they will stay on the boat if I tell them to
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Mar 23, 2025 |
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Mansfield Park - Mansplain Park
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Mar 09, 2025 |
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A Closed and Common Orbit - What does it mean to be a Human or an AI?
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Feb 23, 2025 |
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Mini Ep - Long way to an Angry Planet
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Feb 09, 2025 |
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The Scottish Play - Just One More Murder, Bro, I Swear
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Jan 26, 2025 |
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Wyrd Sisters - And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Wasn’t For Those Meddling Witches
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Jan 12, 2025 |
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The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe - I’d Sell You To Satan For One Turkish Delight
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Dec 26, 2024 |
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Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde: You Won’t Like Me When I’ve Drunk My Murder Potion
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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The Wheel of Time Series 2 - Part 4 - Bannered Across the Sky in Fire
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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The Wheel of Time Series 2 - Part 3 - Egwene Is Going Through It Hours
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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The Wheel of Time Series 2 - Part 2 - Lanfear Loves Lace, Leather, and Lews Therin
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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The Wheel of Time Series 2 - Part 1 - This looks better than S1
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Q and A: *jingle jingle jingle*
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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Hound of the Baskervilles : *cocks gun* Moor’s Haunted
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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Gideon the Ninth: We Do Bones, Motherf*cker
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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Emma: The “Make Up A Guy To Be Mad At” Olympics
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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The Creature in the Case: Country House Monster Mystery
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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Mini Ep - The Final Empire
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Alanna the First Adventure: Twenty Pounds of Stubborn in a Five Pound Bag
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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Sir Gawain and the Green Knight : If You Want To Get A-Head, Get An Axe
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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Anno Dracula: A Victorian Vampire Clusterf*ck
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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Mini Ep - Temeraire
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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The Raven Tower: Put That Rock Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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Hamlet: Everything a Goddamn Ordeal in Area Family
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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Mini Ep - Small Gods
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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Guards! Guards!: Bjorn Strong in the Arm’s your Uncle
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May 21, 2023 |
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Death on the Nile: Don’t Make Me Turn This Ship Around
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May 07, 2023 |
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Cosmere: Look, a chicken!
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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Howl’s Moving Castle: The world’s magic-est camper van
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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Jeeves and Wooster: Wait! Let Me Jeeves That For You
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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Planning Series 3: Best laid plans of cats & men
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Welcome to Teaching my Cat to Read
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Mini Ep - Dracula: A Preponderance of Malewives
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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The Song Of Achilles: Being God’s Favourite Little Boy Is Bad, Actually
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Jun 26, 2022 |
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Cosmere: Time to Get Out My Conspiracy Diagrams
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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A Study in Scarlet: The Book of Mormon (No Not That One)
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May 29, 2022 |
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Abhorsen: The Dog Lends A Hand
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May 15, 2022 |
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Mini Ep - Pride and Prejudice: When in doubt, marry a guy for his house
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May 01, 2022 |
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Out of the Silent Planet: Local Man Too Stupid To Notice He’s Being Kidnapped
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Apr 17, 2022 |
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What makes a Good Adaptation: Don’t Mention The Film
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Apr 03, 2022 |
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Warbreaker: It’s Tough To Be A God
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Mar 20, 2022 |
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The long way to a small angry planet: Roads? Where We’re Going, We Make The Roads
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Mar 06, 2022 |
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Northanger Abbey: Austen Goes Gothic
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Feb 20, 2022 |
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Castle of Otranto: Gothic Horror The Gilbert & Sullivan Edition
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Feb 06, 2022 |
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Uprooted: In Fantasy Poland, Trees Eat You
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Jan 23, 2022 |
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Sense and Sensibility: Throw the whole man out/ YOU ARE SIXTEEN
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Jan 09, 2022 |
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Wheel of Time Watch Along: Three - One, not-quite, drunken night out and we started a war (woops)
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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Hogfather: Yes tiny child, you may have a sword
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Dec 25, 2021 |
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Wheel of Time Watch Along: Two - Humans, always so hasty
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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Wuthering Heights: Heathcliff holds a grudge
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Dec 12, 2021 |
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Good Omens: What’s this? It’s Humanity With A Steel Chair!
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Nov 28, 2021 |
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Wheel of Time Watch Along - I want to knit Rand's fuzzy jumper.
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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Q and A : Have you got the pop filter?
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Oct 17, 2021 |
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A Wizard of Earthsea: Do stupid magic win stupid prizes
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Jul 25, 2021 |
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Beowulf: Grendel’s Mom (Has Got It Going On)
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Jul 11, 2021 |
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Lirael: Advanced Library Science
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Jun 27, 2021 |
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Frankenstein: Local mad scientist experiences a consequence
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Jun 13, 2021 |
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The Final Empire: High On Magic Metals And Hubris
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May 30, 2021 |
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The Tenant Of Wildfell Hall: 1840s Marriage Sucks, Actually
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May 16, 2021 |
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My Friend Mr Leakey: A Child, A Magician, and a Snake walk into…
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May 02, 2021 |
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The Hobbit - Part 2: Four Pages and a Footnote!
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Apr 18, 2021 |
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The Hobbit - Part 1: We’re Taking the Hobbit to Erebor!
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Apr 04, 2021 |
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Temeraire - Part 2: Dragons should be able to vote
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Mar 21, 2021 |
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Temeraire - Part 1: This Large Flying Cat is my Child Now
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Mar 07, 2021 |
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Much Ado About Nothing: The Clue is in the Name
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Feb 21, 2021 |
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The Perilous Life of Jade Yeo: Can’t Believe We’re Rooting for Straights
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Feb 07, 2021 |
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Murder on the Orient Express: Choo choo stab stab
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Jan 24, 2021 |
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Small Gods: I For One Welcome Our New Tortoise Overlords
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Jan 10, 2021 |
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A Christmas Carol: Don’t be a bah humbug
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Dec 27, 2020 |
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The Emperor’s Soul: Magic Stamps And Art Fraud
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Dec 13, 2020 |
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Persuasion: A Regency Rom-Com
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Nov 29, 2020 |
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Artemis Fowl: A child, a fairy and a troll walk into a house
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Nov 15, 2020 |
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Dracula: Food blogger meets a vampire
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Oct 31, 2020 |
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Sabriel: Ding Dong the Ancient Bad Guy is Undead
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Oct 18, 2020 |
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Scandal in Bohemia: An Embarrassment of Adaptations
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Oct 04, 2020 |
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Anansi Boys: Florida Man gets Stuck in Web of Deception
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Sep 20, 2020 |
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Pride and Prejudice: The one about the Bennett sisters
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Sep 06, 2020 |
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Trailer
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Aug 30, 2020 |