Footballland
By Anthony Richardson, Mark Davison, Ryan Baxter
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Episodes: 75
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How do you design football themed theme park rides for a football themed theme park? This is how! Welcome to Footballland.
Despite having little to no theme park acumen between them, Anthony Richardson, Mark Davis and Ryan Baxter each pitch a football themed theme park attraction or facility every week. Owing to their lack of any abilities in this field, Anthony, Mark and Ryan regularly enlist the help of special guests including comedians, footballers, musicians and journalists, none of whom have any experience building theme parks either, but at least we blame somebody else for a little while.
We also receive regular contributions from our ever expanding team of Patreons. So come join us at Footballland! "Our Goal Is Your Dreams...!" "Where Dreams Are Kicked About!" "Come In And Kick The Magic?" "The Beautiful Game (Park (needs some work))!" "Come Score Some Pleasure!"
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S02 E42 | Robbie Fowler's Growler, Calf and a Half & The Referee's A W*nker
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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S02 E41 | Robbie Keane's Roly Poly Shooting Gallery, Headless Chicken FC and The Footballer Vacation Simulator
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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S02 E40 | Martin Tyler's It's Alive, The Quadruple Loople & The Mark Drapery
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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S02 E39 | Ten Hag Pin Bowling, Lee Cars Lee & The Draught Excluder
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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S02 E38 | Mount Mason, Father & Son & The Open Top Bus Parade Rollercoaster
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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S02 E37 | The Steve Wall of Death, Give It 110% and WAY Too Pumped
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May 31, 2022 |
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S02 E 36 | The Rebekah Vardy Escape Room, Groundswell & The Hall Of Past/Future Mirrors
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May 24, 2022 |
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S02 E35 | Ashley Young Getting Bird Poo In His Mouth: The Ride, The Damp Squib Factor & The Watcher
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May 17, 2022 |
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S02 E34 | Lukaku's Lucky 7s, Hit The Stanchion and Paul Ince's Magic Bandage
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May 10, 2022 |
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S02 E33 | Le Le Tissier Conspiracé, Pep's Over Thinking Obstacle Course & The House of the Unread
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May 03, 2022 |
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S02 E32 | The Unsung Hero, The I Love Football Global Theatre & Live Draw Love Balls
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Apr 26, 2022 |
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S02 E31 | Emerson Royal With Cheese, He Doesn't Want It! & The Back Pass
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Apr 19, 2022 |
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S02 E30 | Nightmare (Dele) Alli, Fox In The Box & The Time Waster
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Apr 12, 2022 |
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S02 E29 | Tickly Thomas Tuchel, It'll Be All Dwight On The Night & Punt It Upfield
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Apr 05, 2022 |
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S02 E28 | The Glenn Hoddle School of English, The Matty Cash Point & Ooh Aahh Canada!
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Mar 29, 2022 |
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S02 E27 | The Kane & Sonbination, The Catapult Bra & Garth Crooks' Team Of The Day
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Mar 22, 2022 |
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S02 E26 | Klich Koch The Bielsa Clock, Stick It In The Mixer & Be The Kepa
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Mar 15, 2022 |
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S02 E25 | Revenge Of The Picked Last Kids, The XG Experience & The Romelu Poo-Car-Queue
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Mar 08, 2022 |
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S02 E24 | Snoring James Milner, Victorian Terrace Pissball & Freaky Free Kicks
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Mar 01, 2022 |
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S02 E23 | The Aubameyang Boomerang, Full Ham & The Faillercoaster
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Feb 22, 2022 |
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S01 E22 | John Terry's Farewell Tours, Alisson Pecker & The Player Manager
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Feb 15, 2022 |
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S02 E21 | Arsene Wenger's World Cup Mayhem, Shit House and See No Medieval, Hear No Medieval, Speak No Medieval
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Feb 08, 2022 |
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S02 E20 The Diving Header, Eddie Howe’s Supermarket Sweep and Manager Marriage Counselling
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Feb 01, 2022 |
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S02 E19 | Ronaldon't, The Frank Lampard Lol-lercoaster & Chris Kamara's Lallana and Benrahma on Llamas
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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S02 E18 | The Mikel Ar-Vet-a, Garden Furniture Gauntlet & SAS: The Wedding
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Jan 18, 2022 |
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S02 E17 | The Terry Venables Wrecking Ball, Emmanuel Frimpong's Ping Pong Ding Dong & Shrug It Off
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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S02 E16 | Ralf Rangnick's Quicksand Experience, Go On Mer'son & The Maze Of Mesmeric Feet
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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Footballland Very Best Rides Of 2021!
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Dec 28, 2021 |
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S02 E14 | Elf-Inge The City, A Football VR Simulator & Get Your Kit On
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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S02 E13 | Steve Bruce: Victorian Gentleman
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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S02 E12 | The Relegation Cockfight
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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S02 E11 | The Cristiano Ronaldo Rocket
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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S02 Ep10 | Ole's At The Wheel Viking Pleasure Boats
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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S02 E09 | The Graham Poll Exit Poll, Sniffing For Cloughles and Danny Drinkswater
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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S02 E08 | Claudio Ranieri's Operating Theatre
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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S02 E07 | Freaky Friday Night Football, Fake Shakes and The Horror Tackle
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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S02 E06 | Mané Hands Make A Light Work, Foosball Manager and Tim Cahill Beyond The Corner Flag
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Oct 26, 2021 |
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S02 E05 | The Jaap Stampede, Kanu's Rapid[s] and Who Do You Think You Aunt?
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Oct 19, 2021 |
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S02 E04 | The Toure Brothers' Bus Tour, Minamino's Mini Motos, Payet's Bottle Shy
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Oct 12, 2021 |
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S02 E03 | Uri Geller WILL F*** Up Your Day In Footballland, Pepe's Pee Pee Take and Marcelo Bielsa's Bum Bucket Carousel
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Oct 05, 2021 |
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S02 E02 | Raphaël Varane's Pans, Chuck Blazer's Mobility Scooter Hire and The Chicken Shawarma-morial | Footballland
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Sep 28, 2021 |
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S02 E01 | Bend It Like Beckham, The Mark Poo-Catch and Maim For A Laugh | Footballland
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Sep 21, 2021 |
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S01 E32 | Super Ney-Mario! | Footballland
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Jun 01, 2021 |
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S01 E31 | Indiana Benitez & The Miracle of Istanbul | Footballland
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May 25, 2021 |
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S01 E30 | The Chelsea Manager Merry Go Round | Footballland
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May 18, 2021 |
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S01 E29 | Jay Jay Okocha's Phoenix Knights | Footballland
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May 11, 2021 |
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S01 E28 | Harry Maguire's Mykonos Madness | Footballland
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May 04, 2021 |
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S01 E27 | Playground Tactics | Footballland
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Apr 27, 2021 |
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S01 E26 | Rory Delap's Dilapidated Lap Dance | Footballland
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Apr 20, 2021 |
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S01 E25 | Diego Maradona's "Hands Like God" Nail Bar | Footballland
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Apr 13, 2021 |
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S01 E24 | MLS: A Soccer Celebration | Footballland
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Apr 06, 2021 |
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S01 E23 | Steven Gerrard's Slip 'N' Slide | Footballland
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Mar 30, 2021 |
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S01 E22 | Dion Dublin's Home's Under The Hammer | Footballland
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Mar 23, 2021 |
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S01 E21 | Around The World In 80 Schteves | Footballland
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Mar 16, 2021 |
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S01 E20 | The Public Consultation Special | Footballland
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Mar 09, 2021 |
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S01 E19 | The Teddy Sheringham Blimp | Footballland
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Mar 02, 2021 |
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S01 E18 | The Arsenal Way | Footballland
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Feb 23, 2021 |
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S01 E17 | Roman Abramovich's Runaway Mine Train | Footballland
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Feb 16, 2021 |
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S01 E16 | The Important Planning The Park Episode | Footballland
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Feb 09, 2021 |
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S01 E15 | The Elland Roadacoaster | Footballland
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Feb 02, 2021 |
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S01 E14 | Roy Keane's 'Stick It Up Your B*llocks' Dodgems | Footballland
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Jan 26, 2021 |
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S01 E13 | The England National House of Horrors | Footballland
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Jan 19, 2021 |
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S01 E12 | Wayne Lineker & The Giant Testicle | Footballland
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Jan 12, 2021 |
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S01 E11 | The Watford Whack A Mole | Footballland
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Jan 05, 2021 |
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S01 E10 | Crash Bang Benjamin Massing | Footballland
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Dec 29, 2020 |
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S01 E09 | Zinedine Zidane's Mamma Mia Mayhem | Footballland
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Dec 22, 2020 |
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S01 E08 | Wag's Corner | Footballland
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Dec 15, 2020 |
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S01 E07 | Hasta La Vista Cantona! | Footballland
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Dec 08, 2020 |
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S01 E06 | Paul Dummett's Meat & Potato Funfair | Footballland
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Dec 01, 2020 |
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S01 E05 | Eggsy's School Sports Simulator | Footballland
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Nov 24, 2020 |
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S01 E04 | Asscoffiation Noshball - Footballland's Exciting New Restaurant | Footballland
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Nov 17, 2020 |
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S01 E03 | Giggsy's Garden and Sir Alex Ferguson's Mindgames | Footballland
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Nov 10, 2020 |
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S01 E02 | Marek Larwood's Football Hunger Games | Footballland
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Nov 03, 2020 |
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S01 E01 | Jimmy Conrad's Conrad3000 | Footballland
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Oct 27, 2020 |
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Footballland Trailer
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Oct 19, 2020 |