Daily Dad Jokes
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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans).
Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily. Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.
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I heard Lionel Richie holds the records for the longest concert ever performed. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 29, 2024 |
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National Paul Bunyan Day! Tall Tales of Dad Jokes! 28 June 2024
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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I saw a man drop a $100 bill in the parking lot. I asked myself, “What would Jesus do?” (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Kurtwood Smith (The iconic Red Foreman) is BACK with more bad dad jokes!
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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What's the worst part about sitting in traffic? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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In high school I had a friend who only drew cartoons of Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy, and Woodstock. Recently at the reunion he was drawing pictures of Mickey Mouse for everyone. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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Why did David Hasselhoff start going by just 'the Hoff'? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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International Fairy Day! Fairy good dad jokes here! 24 June 2024
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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I was against getting a brain transplant . (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 23 June 2024
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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[Promo] The Future of Technology and Manufacturing by Graeme Klass
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? . (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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National Kissing Day! Dad jokes? *Chef's Kiss*! 22 June 2024
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Jun 22, 2024 |
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Mean girls aren’t as bad as people say. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 22, 2024 |
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Make Music Day! Laugh to these musically inspired dad jokes! 21 June 2024
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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I got my bird a new cage, but I don't think he likes it. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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I've lived my entire life being absolutely positive that I'd never receive a phone call from a vegetable. Then, BOOM. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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National Go Fishing Day! Catch some laughs with these dad jokes! 18 June 2024
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Jun 18, 2024 |
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I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 18, 2024 |
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International Surfing Day! Hang ten with these dad jokes! 17 June 2024
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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If you ever run into Don Quixote… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 16 June 2024
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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Happy Father's Day! 14 June 2024
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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There are 3 types of people in the world. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 15, 2024 |
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International Bath Day! Clean Dad Jokes! 14 June 2024
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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Why is Taylor Swift blind to the emissions her jet causes? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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AC/DC Day! Dad Jokes to listen to on the Highway to Hell! 13 June 2024
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Which nation has the longest sleeping hours? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Beyoncé lost her favorite balloon. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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[Promo] AI and the Future of Retail by Graeme Klass
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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Who's the richest man in Mexico? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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Why doesn't Chuck Norris acknowledge the periodic table? . (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 09 June 2024
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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What rock group has only four members and none of them sing? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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World Oceans Day! Dad Jokes from the Deep Blue Sea! 08 June 2024
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Jun 08, 2024 |
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I haven't slept for three days. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 08, 2024 |
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Donut Day! Donut miss these dad jokes! 07 June 2024
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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Why should you never shower with a Pokemon? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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The Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight doesn't interest me and my friends. . (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Who is the Godfather actor that's addicted to Japanese slot machines? . (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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National Cheese Day! Gouda dad jokes here! 04 June 2024
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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National Egg Day! Egg-tremely bad dad jokes! 03 June 2024
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Hey, did you hear about the horror movie set in the woods? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 02 June 2024
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Jun 02, 2024 |
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I've never met a celebrity's spouse before, but if do, I wanna meet George Clooney's. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 02, 2024 |
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Dinosaur Day! Dad-a-joke-a-saurus! 01 June 2024
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Jun 01, 2024 |
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Why can’t a leopard hide? . (+ 13 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 01, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of May 2024!
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May 31, 2024 |
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Today, my coworker told me they like Poison. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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May 31, 2024 |
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Why did the singer become a baseball player? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 30, 2024 |
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The filmmaker of ‘Goodfellas’ and ‘Raging Bull’ is creating a reboot of ‘Space Jam’ where Marvin the Martian single handedly defeats the NBA Stars. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 29, 2024 |
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[Promo] How AI Is Making Our Cities Smarter and Safer by Graeme Klass
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May 28, 2024 |
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My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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May 28, 2024 |
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Yogi put on socks and Yogi put on shoes but it didn’t help. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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May 27, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 May 2024
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May 26, 2024 |
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What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 26, 2024 |
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Did you hear about the lawyer for the lead singer of U2? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 25, 2024 |
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Geek Day! Dad jokes for geeks! 25 May 2024
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May 24, 2024 |
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Admiral Ackbar went to an oldies movie house to watch The Sound of Music. . (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 24, 2024 |
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To whoever stole my place in line at the grocery store…. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 23, 2024 |
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National Maritime Day! Sail forth with these dad jokes! 22 May 2024
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May 22, 2024 |
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Why was Dracula a bad CEO? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 22, 2024 |
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World Meditation Day! Be at peace with these dad jokes! 21 May 2024
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May 21, 2024 |
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How do you figure out how heavy a bag of Red Hot Chilli Peppers are? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 21, 2024 |
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World Bee Day! Buzzing Dad Jokes here! 20 May 2024
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May 20, 2024 |
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Did you know that Sylvester Stallone is on his 3rd marriage. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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May 20, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 19 May 2024
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May 19, 2024 |
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Just got a pet termite called Clint. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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May 19, 2024 |
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World Whiskey Day! Try these dad jokes on the rocks! 18 May 2024
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May 18, 2024 |
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I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 18, 2024 |
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[Promo] The AI that lives Inside your PC: Revolutionizing Computing by Graeme Klass
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May 17, 2024 |
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There's going to be a Minecraft movie coming out this summer. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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May 17, 2024 |
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National Waiters Day! Big tips for these dad jokes! 16 May 2024
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May 16, 2024 |
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I’m about to put all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 16, 2024 |
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Have you seen that new movie called ‘The Tractor?’ (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 15, 2024 |
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Top Gun Day! Feel the need for speed with these dad jokes! 13 May 2024
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May 13, 2024 |
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My wife said if I told one more John. Cougar Mellencamp joke she was leaving me. I said, Oh yeah? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 13, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 May 2024
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May 12, 2024 |
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If Beyoncé was a potato, what would her most popular song be? . (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 12, 2024 |
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While counting election votes a trend showed up. Every 2nd, 5th and 6th vote counted chose Al Gore over George Bush. . (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 11, 2024 |
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A New Daily Dad Jokes Trailer by our friend, Kurtwood Smith
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May 10, 2024 |
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I used to be in a band called the radiators . (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 10, 2024 |
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What would Queen say if they were Legos? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 09, 2024 |
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Golf Day! Tee off on these sub-par Dad Jokes! 08 May 2024
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May 08, 2024 |
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Schrodinger brought his cat to the vet. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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May 08, 2024 |
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I accidently dropped my keys in my friend's Nikes shoes. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 07, 2024 |
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There’s no such thing as Jedi turned Sith . (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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May 06, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 05 May 2024
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May 05, 2024 |
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What's the last words of Descartes? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 05, 2024 |
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Star Wars Day! May the Fouth be with you! 04 May 2024
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May 04, 2024 |
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What’s an English sea monster’s favorite lunch? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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May 04, 2024 |
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National Paranormal Day! Dad Jokes from other side! 03 May 2024
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May 03, 2024 |
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Does anyone else remember how upset Dolly the sheep got when she met her clone? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 03, 2024 |
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Harry Potter Day! Be spellbound by these Dad Jokes! 02 May 2024
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May 02, 2024 |
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So I hear that you race cars, do you win many races? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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May 02, 2024 |
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King Arthur Day! A Sir Plus of Dad Jokes! 01 May 2024
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May 01, 2024 |
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Where do math teachers go on vacation? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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May 01, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of April 2024!
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Mr. T vandalized a gas station. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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[Promo] Innovation in Medical Treatment and Technology by Graeme Klass
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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International Dance Day! Foxtrot to these dad jokes! 29 April 2024
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Everyone knows Karl Marx as the founder of Communism. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 28 April 2024
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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National Superhero Day! Super powered dad jokes! 28 April 2024
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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I know Ryan Reynolds plays Deadpool but I can’t remember who plays Wolverine. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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World Veterinary Day! All dad jokes great and small! 27 April 2024
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Apr 27, 2024 |
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What did the Chinese Elvis impersonator say when he won the Battleship world championship? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 27, 2024 |
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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, . (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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What did Kenny Rogers say when he was driving down the highway and one of the tires fell off his truck? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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I was arrested for playing Pokémon Go at the pool. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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Fwd: Fwd: National Email Day! 23 April 2024
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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My wife said that I better stop making jokes about Roy Orbison or else! So I said… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Did you hear about the latest James Bond movie where he procrastinates about coloring his hair? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 22 April 2024
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Yesterday a policeman knocked on my door and told me he was looking for a burglar with one eye. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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Bitcoin Halving Day! Dad jokes that deserve to be on a blockchain! 20 April 2024
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Apr 20, 2024 |
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 20, 2024 |
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National Bicycle Day! Cycle through these dad jokes! 19 April 2024
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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My girlfriend told me that if i make one more joke about numbers we're not going to be a couple anymore . (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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National Exercise Day! Fitness Dad Jokes into your routine! 18 April 2024
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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What did Jean Luc Picard leave in the bathroom? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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National Banana Day! Very a-peeling Dad Jokes! 17 April 2024
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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My wife said if I made another Steely Dan joke she would divorce me! (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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National Librarian Day! Check out these Dad Jokes! 16 April 2024
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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My wife said if I told one more Prince joke that she was leaving. So i told her… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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[Promo] A Safer World With AI Digital Twins by Graeme Klass
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Tax Day! Dad Jokes that even the IRS won't audit! 15 April 2024
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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My wife said if I told one more Jim Croce joke she was leaving. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 14 April 2024
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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National Gardening Day! 14 April 2024
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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Did you hear that Aladdin was banned from the magic carpet race? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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I told my wife I was going to tell some Tom Petty jokes, and she warned me that I better not… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 13, 2024 |
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William Perry told me that OJ Simpson died. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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I just had some Japanese cartoons tattooed on my legs. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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National Siblings Day! Your brothers and sisters will love these dad jokes! 10 April 2024
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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Why couldn’t Bach afford rent? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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I was trying to find Twitter’s headquarters. . (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 April 2024
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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What was Jim Henson's favorite Metallica album? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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Army Day! March to these dad jokes! 06 April 2024
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Apr 06, 2024 |
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About a hundred years ago a couple brothers said they could fly. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 06, 2024 |
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First Contact Day! Alienate your family with these dad jokes! 05 April 2024
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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What's mean, green and helps keep the Incredible Hulk clean? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Where does Bruce Wayne brush his teeth? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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World Party Day! A toast to a dad joke party! 03 April 2024
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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What encouraging words does Pikachu live by? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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My son got a fever and started claiming that he sees dead people. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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April Fools Day 2024!
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Where does Spiderman buy his clothes? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 31 March 2024
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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Remember that time when Argentina lost the FIFA world cup final? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of March 2024!
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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World Doctors Day! Dad Joke remedies here! 30 March 2024
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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A virtually unknown deaf actor applied to be in Return of the Jedi. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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World Piano Day! A dad joke concerto! 29 March 2024
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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Wouldn’t it be nice to hear some jokes about Robin Hood’s forest? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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MLB Opening Day! Strike out with these dad jokes! 28 March 2024
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Why did the courier driver steel my Queens of The Stone Age Vinyl? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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World Theatre Day! Staged dad jokes here! 27 March 2024
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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They are making Titanic the musical. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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The ribbon cutting ceremony finally happened for the Axl Rose Hospital for Dwarfism. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Elton John's Birthday! Dad jokes that are a little bit funny! 25 March 2024
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 24 March 2024
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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National Introverts Week! Introverts unite! Separately! 24 March 2024
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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My daughter accused me of making outdated pop culture references. . (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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World Meteorological Day! Forecast for today: groans with a chance of eye rolls! 23 March 2024
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Mar 23, 2024 |
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What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 23, 2024 |
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World Water Day! Well hydrated dad jokes! 22 March 2024
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Under what circumstances will Trump sell Mar A Lago? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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I've only got maybe two or three Motown puns left in me. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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National Poultry Day! Feather your nest with these dad jokes! 19 March 2024
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Why is it so hard to resist singing The Lion Sleeps Tonight? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Global Recycling Day! Reuse and Recycle these dad jokes! 18 March 2024
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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I just had a dream that I had written the lord of the rings. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 17 March 2024
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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St. Patrick's Day! Dad jokes that will have you Dublin over with laughter! 17 March 2024
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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What is the opposite of a Debbie downer? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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You don’t have to be a skilled martial artist to star in a kung fu film. . (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 16, 2024 |
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World Sleep Day! Doze off with these dad jokes! 15 March 2024
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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My wife was mad I went to a hero convention so I put a cape on her. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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World Pi Day! Circle yourselves with these dad jokes! 14 March 2024
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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I've decided it's time to give up doing my Elvis impersonations. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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World Uranus Day! Always the butt of dad jokes! 13 March 2024
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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My wife named our new dog “5 Miles” so she could say she walked 5 Miles every day. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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King Arthur had to let go of a few knights. . (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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World Plumbing Day! No leaky dad jokes here! 11 March 2024
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Benjamin Franklin was credited with discovering electricity. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 10 March 2024
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Chuck Norris' Birthday! Our yearly tradition honoring the man, the legend! 10 March 2024
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Why don't the ghostbusters like to hike in the woods? (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Panic Day! Dad jokes to calm you down! 09 March 2024
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Mar 09, 2024 |
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I was late to my first fight club today… (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 09, 2024 |
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What do you yell at Edgar Allen Poe when he's about to walk into a tree? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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National Cereal Day! Cereal killer dad jokes here! 07 March 2024
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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What's Gal Gadot's boyfriend named? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Where do mansplainers get their water? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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What happens if a vampire and zombie bite you at the same time. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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World Obesity Day! Trigger warning! 04 March 2024
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Dire Straits fans are a very diverse group. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 03 March 2024
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Mar 03, 2024 |
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Out of all of the inventions over the last 100 years. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 03, 2024 |
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National Book Day! An audio book of dad jokes! 02 March 2024
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Mar 02, 2024 |
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I tried Wookiee meat the other day… (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 02, 2024 |
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National Pig Day! Ham it up with these dad jokes! 01 March 2024
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Leap Day! An extra day of dad jokes! 29 February 2024
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of February 2024!
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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You know, not everyone thinks of Cleopatra as beautiful. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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What’s a place called where hobbits can’t live? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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I didn't buy Eminem's merch. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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Levi Strauss' Birthday! Try on these riveting dad jokes! 26 February 2024
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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I was alone in the bath. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 25 February 2024
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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How do you make Budweiser? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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National Bartender Day! Drown your sorrows with these groan worthy efforts! 24 February 2024
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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How many Naruto characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 24, 2024 |
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I recently found out that martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a brother who is a vegetarian. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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National Engineering Week! Engineer some groans with these dad jokes! 22 February 2024
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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About 20 years ago I adopted three girls from a family that didn't want them. The oldest daughter is set to get married soon and said she wants her birth father to walk her down the aisle. I asked her why him and not me. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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I finally understand the ending to The Sixth Sense. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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What is Magneto’s least favourite social media? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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President's Day! Politically incorrect dad jokes here! 19 February 2024
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Whenever I get stressed out, I’ll cut up a poster of U2. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 18 February 2024
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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Jason McIntyre from the Straight Fire Podcast gives his best Dad Jokes!
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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I used to constantly quote Britney Spears songs, but I had to stop when it got Toxic. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 17, 2024 |
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How do you neutralize Lords of Acid? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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René Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, Would you like a beer? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Valentine's Day! Impress your date with these "romantic" dad jokes! 14 February 2024
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Why did Marie Curie stop dating that guy? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Superbowl LVIII! Chief Dad Jokes! 12 February 2024
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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BMW hired the wrong actor for their Super Bowl ad spot. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Today is Super Bowl Sunday, so I'm in a good mood. Yesterday, not so much. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 11 February 2024
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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National Marriage Day! Jokes to make your spouse eye roll! 11 February 2024
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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Usain Bolt’s son is really fast… (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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How do Penn and Teller communicate something to a woman? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 10, 2024 |
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National Pizza Day! Grab a slice of these cheesey dad jokes! 09 February 2024
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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I don't watch the NFL, so I don't know who Taylor Swift is. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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What is Mike Tyson's Locksmiths name? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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National Ballet Day! Wear these dad jokes with a Tu Tu! 07 February 2024
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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1981 DeLorean DMC for sale. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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Rick Astley's Birthday! Rick roll your friends and family with these dad jokes! 06 February 2024
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Just try and imagine the Titanic with a lisp. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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National Fart Day! Cut the cheese with these smelly dad jokes! 05 February 2024
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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What do you call a Sith Lord who works at a restaurant? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 04 February 2024
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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National Thank a Mail Carrier Day! Post these dad jokes to your loved ones. 04 February 2024
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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My buddy Joe completed the Dolly Parton diet. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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Why did Mike Tyson go to a Christian Plastic Surgeon? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 03, 2024 |
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Groundhog Day! Listen to these dad jokes. Over and over again... 02 February 2024
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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This kooky French gal once made me a thin pancake and then just it set it on fire for some reason. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Texas Day! Listen to these one star dad jokes! 01 February 2024
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Why can’t Helen Keller drive? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of January 2024!
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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I recently bought a pencil owned by Shakespeare himself! (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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National Vacation Day! Dad jokes to use on your next vacation! 30 January 2024
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Thing from the Addams Family didn’t start his career as an actor. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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National Puzzle Day! Listen to these puzzling Dad Jokes! 29 January 2024
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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What is Iron Man without his suit? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 28 January 2024
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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International Lego Day! Bricked Dad Jokes here! 28 January 2024
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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I marched into the latest meeting of the 007 fan club and I told them the harsh truth that none of them wanted to hear. James Bond has terrible taste in martinis. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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National Geographic Day! A magazine of dad jokes! 27 January 2024
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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Who is the world’s most famous Arab rapper? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 27, 2024 |
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Australia Day! Fair dinkum dad jokes here, mate! 26 January 2024
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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What do you call it when you start a Tom Cruise movie on your tv, and then your pause button breaks? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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Did you hear about the president who got something in his eye? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Why as an NBA fan I’m switching to an electric car? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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National Pie Day! A pie-full of dad jokes here! 23 January 2024
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 21 January 2024
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Jan 21, 2024 |
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Why won't Mike Tyson ever use the Playstation? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 21, 2024 |
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National DJ Day! DJ = Dad Jokes! Listen here! 20 January 2024
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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What was Elvis assigned to do when he joined the army? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 20, 2024 |
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Memories Day! Remember these dad jokes? 19 January 2024
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Donald Trump has vowed to ban all processed cheese if he is elected as President. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Pinocchio hasn’t had much luck on Tinder. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Benjamin Franklin Day! Founding Father Jokes! 17 January 2024
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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I had a dream last night I was helping Rose from the titanic change a tyre. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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National Dragon Day! Dad jokes that spit fire! 16 January 2024
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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What did the prince say when Cinderella caused a scene when she ran out of the ball ? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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National Hat Day! Dad jokes! *Tips Fedora* 15 January 2024
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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When I go hiking I usually listen to Eminem, Peanuts and the Cranberries. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 14 January 2024
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Jan 14, 2024 |
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What did the full glass say to the empty glass? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 14, 2024 |
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Public Radio Day! Tune into these dad jokes! 13 January 2024
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of uncooked popcorn. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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National Pharmacist Day! Get your dad jokes over-the-counter here! 12 January 2024
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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Where did Luke Skywalker get his robot hand? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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National Milk Day! Milky Dad Jokes that will be pasteurize before you know it! 11 January 2024
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Where do toilets come from? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Which 80s actress has the most protection? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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International Choreographers Day! Dance to these dad jokes! 09 January 2024
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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What do you call 66% of a poop? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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I DON'T USE LOWER CASE LETTERS LIKE SOME SOCIALIST. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 January 2024
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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National Fart Day! Silent but deadly dad jokes here! 07 January 2024
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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I was in line at the bank when a man got pulled from the queue and escorted out by security, just for having sleeve tattoos depicting flames. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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I keep trying to forget about 80s music. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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National Bird Day! Fly high with these dad jokes! 05 January 2024
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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What’s ET short for? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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National Trivia Day! Get smarter (lol, not really) with these dad jokes! 04 January 2024
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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On Christmas Day this year we decided to watch the original pilot episode of Wheel Of Fortune. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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[Promo] The Future of AI and the Human Experience by Graeme Klass
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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National Science Fiction Day! Dad joke your way into outer space! 02 January 2024
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Why did the poor man sell yeast? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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I had a brief Relationship with a girl who worked at a camera factory. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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Top Dad Jokes for 2023!
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of December 2023!
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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What can die, but has never lived? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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Ever wonder what happened to the cow in the movie Twister? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 30, 2023 |
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I've lost control, I don't see an end, there's no escape. I don't even have a home anymore. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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Why was Jeffrey Epstein late for work? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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What's a communist's favorite ABBA song? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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What do you call jedi with no eyes.? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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What do you get if you watch a Jackie Chan movie backwards? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 25, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 24 December 2023
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Why did Henry VIII only buy sports cars? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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Pre Christmas Special! Learn these dad jokes for the big day! 23 December 2023
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Dec 23, 2023 |
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My brother reached a new level of pettiness when he cheated in the family limbo competition. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 23, 2023 |
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[Promo] AI Education Programs with Intel by Graeme Klass
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Why did the Empire build so many Tie Fighters? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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National Winter Solstice Day! Short dad jokes for the shortest day! 21 December 2023
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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After finishing the game show version of Netflix squid games. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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National Board Games Day! Monopolise the laughter with these dad jokes! 20 December 2023
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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What's everyone's favourite Natalie Imbruglia song? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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National Emo Day! Cheer up with these dad jokes! 19 December 2023
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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Why did Adele cross the road? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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National Cookie Day! Crumby dad jokes here! 18 December 2023
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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I named my bidet “Netflix”. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 17 December 2023
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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National Maple Syrup Day! Tap this episode for sweet dad jokes! 17 December 2023
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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Don't use a fake ID to buy alcohol! (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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National Toy Day! Dad Jokes to toy around with! 16 December 2023
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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Why did Simba's dad die? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 16, 2023 |
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Why does South Korea set the standard for Kpop? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Monkey Day! Stop monkey-ing around and listen to these dad jokes! 14 December 2023
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Chad Kroeger plays a part in nativity plays every year. He's been Joseph, an angel, and even the back end of a donkey. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Day of the Horse! Check out these stable dad jokes! 13 December 2023
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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Did I tell you kids about the time back in the 80s I went to the Middle East to see A Flock of Seagulls? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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I thought i had told this joke about Debbie Gibson before… (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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National Breakup Day! Heal your heart with these dad jokes! 11 December 2023
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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I’m going to tell a Bryan Adams joke. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 10 December 2023
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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What did 50 Cents grandma say when he showed her the socks he made for her. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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Christmas Card Day! 09 December 2023
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Dec 09, 2023 |
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Why is Willem Dafoe always the bad guy in movies? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 09, 2023 |
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I asked my vegan girlifriend to taste my Meatloaf. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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[Promo] The Future of Motor Sport: Meet the Airspeeder by Graeme Klass
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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[Promo] Beep - Autonomous Mobility for All by Graeme Klass
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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Walt Disney Day! Listen to these goofy dad jokes! 05 December 2023
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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I told the doctor it felt like I had 100 of those Irish line dancers pounding away in my chest. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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National Sock Day! Dad jokes straight from the top drawer! 04 December 2023
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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What does Supertramp put in their coffee? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 03 December 2023
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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It was really sad when Taylor Swift played her last concert in our town last night. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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National Basketball Day! Slam dunk these dad jokes! 02 December 2023
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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I only liked the first two Harry Potter books. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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National Bartender Day! Serve up these dad jokes! 01 December 2023
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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You know that Albert Einstein was a pretty smart fella… (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of November 2023!
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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National Chocolate Day! Sweet dad jokes! 29 November 2023
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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David Hasselhoff refers to himself as the Hoff. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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I turned down a job at Disney. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Bruce Lee's Birthday! These dad jokes are especial-Lee funny! 27 November 2023
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble Tiles. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 November 2023
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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National Cake Day! Listen to these sweet dad jokes! 26 November 2023
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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Why does Spiderman go so far to do good? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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Small Business Day! Make your local business owner laugh with these dad jokes! 25 November 2023
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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Black Friday! Check out these doorbusting dad jokes! 24 November 2023
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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Uranus has only orbited the sun 2.5 times since it was discovered in 1781… (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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Thanksgiving Day! Give thanks to these lame dad jokes! 23 November 2023
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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The furniture store salesman told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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[Promo] Detecting Depression with AI by Graeme Klass
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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What's the opposite of wrinkly? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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World Television Day! Sit back and enjoy these dad jokes 21 November 2023
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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Telling your suitcase there’s no vacation this year is tough. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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World Children's Day! Dad Jokes that never grow up! 20 November 2023
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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I was dating a girl named Ruth but I broke up with her. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 19 November 2023
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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What three letter word starts with gas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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This morning Siri said Don't call me Shirley (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 18, 2023 |
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If you drive while stoned… (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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I have tattoos on my shoulder and when people are sad, I let them color them in. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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How do you say constipated in German? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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What did router say to the doctor? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 November 2023
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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I always keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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National Metal Day! Dad Jokes forged for you! 11 November 2023
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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My wife from Chernobyl used to be an “ugly duckling”. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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Sesame Street Day! This episode brought to you by the letter D and J! 10 November 2023
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Freedom Day! You are at liberty to laugh at these Dad Jokes! 09 November 2023
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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I threw a ball for my dog. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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National Shot Day! Drink responsibly and listen to these Dad Jokes! 08 November 2023
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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What do you call a food fight with an unlimited amount of food? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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[Promo] Improving Accessibility with AI by Graeme Klass
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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I arrived early at the restaurant last night. “Do you mind waiting for a bit?”, the manager asked. “Not at all” I replied. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 November 2023
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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National Nachos Day! Guac to these Dad Jokes! 06 November 2023
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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My doctor told me I am going deaf. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Chinese Takeout Day! MSG flavored Dad Jokes! 05 November 2023
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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My wife text me “I love u” (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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Lawyer Day! Dad jokes to pass the bar! 04 November 2023
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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I haven't talked to my wife in 7 years. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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Godzilla Day! Stomp on these dad jokes! 03 November 2023
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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I have a strange fear of seeing a certain former vice president outside. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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National Stress Day! Relax and de-stress with these dad jokes! 02 November 2023
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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Why did the belt get arrested? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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World Vegan Day! No beef with these dad jokes! 01 November 2023
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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What did one black hole say to the other black hole? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Halloween! Creepy chills with these dad jokes! 31 October 2023
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of October 2023!
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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What do you call a restaurant that sells only beans ? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass highlights the charm and wit of these 9 dad jokes.
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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National Internet Day! Log on and listen to these dad jokes! 29 October 2023
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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I quit my job at the helium factory today. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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While in an elevator I asked my girlfriend to marry me. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 28, 2023 |
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Nevada Day! Take a gamble on these dad jokes! 27 October 2023
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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My wife told me that men wearing camouflage are sexy. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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[Promo] Saving Crops with AI with Graeme Klass
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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I spent my life savings on pasta… (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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World Opera Day! Dad jokes until the fat lady sings! 25 October 2023
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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I lost my job as a masseuse. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Drake's Birthday!! It's God's Plan to listen to these dad jokes! 23 October 2023
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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I thought it was a real question when the teacher asked me if I knew any words that had all the vowels in order. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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My friend quit his job at BMW. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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Back to the Future Day!! Time travel together with these dad jokes! 21 October 2023
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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Damn girl, was your daddy a gorilla? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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International Chef's Day!! Cook up some groans with these dad jokes! 20 October 2023
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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What did Axl Rose keep asking Slash on their road trip? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 8 dad jokes are so funny.
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Which superhero is not allowed near children? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Eminem's Birthday! Lose yourself in these dad jokes! 17 October 2023
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Did you know before crowbars were invented. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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World Food Day! Fill your plate with these dad jokes! 16 October 2023
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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I used to believe in not paying the electric bill…. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 15 October 2023
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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Why do nuns get naked when they wash their clothes?? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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National Boss' Day! Impress your boss at work with these dad jokes! 14 October 2023
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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My wife caught me playing with my son’s train set. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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Why do storm troopers have no ambition? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favourite Star Wars character. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass discusses what makes these 8 dad jokes irresistibly funny.
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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[Promo] Ethics in AI by Graeme Klass
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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Did you hear that the Hallmark Channel has a new horror movie coming out? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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International Beer and Pizza Day! Party on with these dad jokes! 09 October 2023
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson’s butt. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 08 October 2023
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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World Chess Day! Checkmate your friends with these dad jokes! 08 October 2023
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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World Smile Day! Grin from ear to ear with these dad jokes! 07 October 2023
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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Marc Yaffee, comedian and father, with an exclusive stand up routine!
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Stephen King has a son named Joe. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 23 dad jokes are so funny.
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Mandalorians always place their armor on a scale to ensure proper specifications. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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World Gold Day! Listen to these golden dad jokes! 04 October 2023
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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I always forget that one song by Naked Eyes. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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World Architecture Day! Build up your laughs with these dad jokes! 03 October 2023
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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I saw a termite in the crawl space under my home. Right before I smashed him I heard him say, go ahead, make my day (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Ophira Eisenberg, comedian and host of "Parenting is a Joke" podcast, gives her best groan worthy Dad Jokes!
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Some people call the toilet “The John”. I call mine “The Jim” (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 01 October 2023
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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International Music Day! Let's joke about famous musicians! 01 October 2023
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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What do you call a frenchman who has been attacked by a cat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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National Ghostbusters Day! Busting makes me feel good! 30 September 2023
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of September 2023!
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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What do you call a woke lycanthrope? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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National Coffee Day! These dad jokes are grounds for termination! 29 September 2023
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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The ghost of Gloria Gaynor visited me last night. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Confucius Day! Those who spread dad jokes... are fully groan. 28 September 2023
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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I'm obsessed with songs from Metallica. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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World Tourism Day! Travel through your day with these dad jokes! 27 September 2023
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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My girlfriend asked me to do her hair like a Rastafarian. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass dives into the humor that powers these 20 dad jokes.
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (41st Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Marine scientists have crossed an Electric Eel with a Sea Sponge. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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National Cooking Day! Cook up a storm with these dad jokes! 25 September 2023
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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My wife told me to stop counting. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 24 September 2023
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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World Rivers Day! Stream these dad jokes! 24 September 2023
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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I really hate One Direction fans. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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National Singles Day! Single dad jokes to make your day! 23 September 2023
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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Why did the detective stay in bed all day? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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Medieval Day! Sir Prise your family and friends with these dad jokes! 22 September 2023
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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What is the Avengers favourite side dish? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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World Gratitude Day! Time to appreciate these dad jokes! 21 September 2023
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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I just flew back from a Transformers convention … (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 20 dad jokes are so groan-worthy.
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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I don’t think about the Roman Empire at all. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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You know what video game character sucks? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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Air Force Day! Aim high with these Dad Jokes! 18 September 2023
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Why are rappers afraid of Hammers? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 17 September 2023
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Wife Day! Dad jokes that even the missus will laugh at! 17 September 2023
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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I have a pet termite, I named him Clint. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Batman Day! Bat-dad-jokes here in this bat-episode! 16 September 2023
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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Elton John took his pet rabbit to the gym. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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National Tradesmen Day! Check out this toolbox full of dad jokes! 15 September 2023
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass reveals the reasons these 22 dad jokes are so amusing.
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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I read in the Bible about Jesus feeding 5000 people with just a few fish. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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World Developer Day! Dad jokes that you will love to bits! 13 September 2023
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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My girl friend broke up with me because I listen to Linkin Park all the time. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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National Gym Day! Pump iron with these dad jokes! 12 September 2023
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Did you know Albert Einstein was a Theoretical physicist? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Since I don’t do drugs, I got a tshirt with a picture of the guitarist from U2 on it. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 10 September 2023
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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National Grandparents Day! Grand Old Dad Jokes here! 10 September 2023
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Why did Adele cross the road? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Tom Houghton, comedian and host of the Bad Manors podcast, joins with his best (bad) Dad Jokes!
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Sep 09, 2023 |
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My Vampire Girlfriend dumped me after installing a mirror. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 09, 2023 |
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Star Trek Day! To boldy go where no dad joke has gone before! 08 September 2023
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Why did Mike Tyson go to the Christian plastic surgeon? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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National Salami Day! Dad jokes to cure you! 07 September 2023
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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A peephole was recently discovered in the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders locker room. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these jokes are so groan worthy!
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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I was addicted to The Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Freddie Mercury's Birthday! Want to break free of these dad jokes? 05 September 2023
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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What did Harry Potter say when he was filling up his car? Expensive Petroleum. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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National Wildlife Day! We've spotted the best dad jokes nature has to offer! 04 September 2023
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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I got a new DeLorean. But I only drive it from time to time. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 03 September 2023
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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National Skyscraper Day! High potential dad jokes here! 03 September 2023
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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I bought a Bon Jovi sat nav. It’s crap, it keeps telling me we’re half way there!! (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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National Bacon Day! Kevin's favorite day! 02 September 2023
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It’s crap, it keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart! (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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Scott Edwards, comedian and host of Comedy Appeteasers, gives his best Dad Jokes!
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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I saw a guy and a girl doing high fives in a chemistry lab. and I thought, wow they be bonding. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of August 2023!
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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I visited Mt. Rushmore on my summer vacation and wow was I impressed! Before then, I just took it for granite. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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National Beach Day! Shore up the laughs with these dad jokes! 30 August 2023
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (40th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Why was George Michael's computer running so slow? It was low on Wham. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Our producer, Graeme Klass, explains why these 8 jokes are funny!
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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There's a new Fleetwood Mac GPS device out, but it's absolutely useless. Every time I try to get directions, it just says, You can go your own way. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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National Heroes' Day! Be the hero of your family with these dad jokes! 28 August 2023
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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I don't like John Candy. Ok, technically they're called urinal mints, but still they taste horrible. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 27 August 2023
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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National Petroleum Day! Gas fueled dad jokes! 27 August 2023
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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Snoop Dogg is opening up a Marijuana College. Well, technically it’s a High School. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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National Dog Day! Doggone awesome dad jokes! 26 August 2023
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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What do you get when you cross a Lion with Pinocchio. The Lyin King. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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My son told me a girl at his school named IKEA had to change her name to stop being picked on. I respond, stop being picked on is arguably a worse name. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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National Knife Day! Cutting edge dad jokes! 24 August 2023
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Bruce Lee had an even faster brother!! Sudden Lee. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Award winning comedian, Andrew Heaton, gives his best dad jokes AND Chuck Norris jokes!
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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What do you say to a pokemon that just run away? I'll catch you later. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Some are maintaining that The Lord of the Rings isn't true. and that the author was an hobbitual liar. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the producer bidding on the rights to Sesame Street characters? They won an Oscar. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 20 August 2023
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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National Radio Day! Dad jokes so bad it hertz! 20 August 2023
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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I was going to tell a joke about nirvana. But never mind, you wouldn't get it. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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National Aviation Day! Reach for the skies with these dad jokes! 19 August 2023
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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What are the Doobie Brothers doing on garbage day? Takin’ It to the Streets. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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National Couples Day! Annoy your partner with these groaners! 18 August 2023
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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I got mugged by six dwarves last night. Not happy. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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National Thrift Shop Day! Thrifty bargain basement priced dad jokes! 17 August 2023
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Why would Rick Astley make a terrible waiter? He would never dessert you. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Elvis Week! One for the money and two for the show! 16 August 2023
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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What famous dictator was a proficient violinist? Fiddle Castro. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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National Relaxation Day! Lay back and relax to these dad jokes! 15 August 2023
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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How come The Joker never dies? Because laughter is the best medicine. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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Diablo Episode! Stay a While and Listen! 14 August 2023
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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My wife asked if I would stop singing Wonderwall. I said “Maybe” (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 13 August 2023
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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International Lefthanders Day! Left handed jokes that are all right! 13 August 2023
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, so he can’t carry a wallet. How does he pay for things? They put it on his bill. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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World Elephant Day! Stampede through these dad jokes! 12 August 2023
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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A man asked his phone 'Siri, why am I so bad at talking to women?' She replied 'I'm Alexa, you idiot' (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 9 jokes so funny?
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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National Sons and Daughters Day! Annoy your offspring with these dad jokes! 11 August 2023
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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I heard Oppenheimer is doing poorly at the box office. Apparently, it bombed. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Duran Duran Appreciation Day! Check out these synthesized Dad Jokes! 10 August 2023
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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2 ducks walked into a bar. The third one walked under it and said “come on guys, this is like, your thing! (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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National Book Lovers Day! Dad Jokes to curl up to! 09 August 2023
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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National Bowling Day! Strike these dad jokes and don't spare the laughter! 08 August 2023
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Why doesn't James Bond use the laundromat? No time to dry. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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National Lighthouse Day! A beacon of Dad Jokes here! 07 August 2023
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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What does a broke cannibal in college eat to make it through? Raw men. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 06 August 2023
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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Psychic Day! I foresee you will fall in love... with these dad jokes! 06 August 2023
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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My daughter just read the Lord of the Rings and asked me if orcs have a culture. I said yes, but it’s more goth. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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National Oyster Day! Shellfish Dad Jokes today! 05 August 2023
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Aug 05, 2023 |
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What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk? The Fast and the Furious. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 05, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 8 jokes so funny?
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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International Beer Day! Dad Jokes to drink to! 04 August 2023
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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If Natalie Portman and Jacques Cousteau started dating… …we could call them Portmanteau. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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National Watermelon Day! Sweet, Juicy and Refreshing Dad Jokes! 03 August 2023
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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I asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's Dog and Schrödinger's Cat. The librarian said it rung a bell, but they weren't really sure if it was in or not. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (39th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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What's it called when you analyze the differences between Han Solo and Indiana Jones? Comparison Ford. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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National Girlfriend Day! Jokes to annoy your girlfriend today! 01 August 2023
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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I shouldn’t have hired Dwarves and Hobbits to run my Middle Earth restaurant. Im always short staffed. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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World Ranger Day! Dad jokes that belong in a National Park! 31 July 2023
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of July 2023!
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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I went to the doctor and said, I can’t stop singing “Green Green Grass of Home”. The doctor said, you have Tom Jonesitis. Tom Jonesitis? I never heard of that before. Is that rare? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 30 July 2023
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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I read a book about World War II that was only four pages long. It was Abridged Too Far. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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Rain Day! Save these dad jokes for a rainy day! 29 July 2023
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Jul 29, 2023 |
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Everyone knows that Albert Einstein was a genius. But not many know that his brother Frank is a monster. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 29, 2023 |
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Shark Week! Beware of these shark infested dad jokes! 28 July 2023
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Do you know how Kim Jong Un's father died? Kim Jong Ill. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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National Scotch Day! Get these Dad Jokes on the rocks! 27 July 2023
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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What do you call a depressed terminator? Sigh borg. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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National Aunt and Uncle Day! Getting ready for some Uncle and Aunty-humor! 26 July 2023
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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My wife asked me why I call her 12. Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Twitter is my X! Jokes to commemorate Twitter becoming X-tinct! 25 July 2023
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Where does a stormtrooper go shopping at? The Darth Mall. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Why are the DeceptiCons all planes? They are robots in da skies. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes by Fore Fathers apparel | Special Episode and deal for our listeners
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 23 July 2023
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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National Parents Day! Jokes that will become apparent! 23 July 2023
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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How did Harry Potter end up on the set of Family Guy? He went through the Griffin Door. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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National Day of the Cowboy! Ride into the sunset with these dad jokes! 22 July 2023
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Jul 22, 2023 |
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What did Neil Diamond buy off the internet? He bought a sweet car online. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 22, 2023 |
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Barbenheimer Day! An atomic match that cannot be split! 21 July 2023
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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I had an addiction to Michael Jackson's music. I beat it. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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Space Exploration Day! Dad jokes that Elon Musk would love! 20 July 2023
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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National Hot Dog Day! In bread dad jokes! 19 July 2023
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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I asked the drummer from Lynyrd Skynyrd what his favorite percussion instrument was. He told me he was a cymbal kind of man. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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National Tattoo Day! Check out the dad joke ink! 17 July 2023
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Why did the Oppenheimer movie make no money? Because it bombed. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 16 July 2023
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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World Snake Day! Slither into these dad jokes! 16 July 2023
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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What do you call it when Batman misses out on church. Christian Bale. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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My fiancée and her girlfriends are going to a Taylor Swift cover show tomorrow, but it might rain. I told them to just shake it off. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 15, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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Bastille Day! Dad Jokes to make your head fall off! 14 July 2023
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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International Rock Day! Dwayne Johnson's favorite day! 13 July 2023
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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How does James Bond go to sleep? He tux himself into bed. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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I was looking forward to seeing Margot Robbie in her new film but ended up getting a burger instead. Turns out I was in the wrong barbie queue. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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Cow Appreciation Day! Udderly lame dad jokes! 11 July 2023
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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I recently watched the Netflix series created by the creator of The Simpsons. It left me Groening. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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I used to tell the truth all the time and now I just spill the T. I am ruthless. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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World Fashion Day! Ready-to-wear dad jokes! 09 July 2023
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 09 July 2023
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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I was kicked out of the acting school for my terrible Schwarzenegger impressions. Don't worry, I'll come right back. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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National Video Game Day! Console yourself with these dad jokes! 08 July 2023
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 8 jokes so funny?
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Today I found out Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine. All these years, I’ve been living under a Rock. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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World Chocolate Day! Check out these sweet dad jokes! 07 July 2023
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend. But she left me before we met. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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My wife threatened to leave of I didn't stop making star wars puns. I guess divorce is strong with this one. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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National Bikini Day! Listen to these revealing dad jokes! 05 July 2023
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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If you were born in 1983 and remember Red Red Wine. Then UB40. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (38th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Happy Independence Day! Let freedom ring with these dad jokes! 04 July 2023
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Starting a pop punk band who specialises in WW1 songs. It's called Somme 41. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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World UFO Day! Alienate your friends with these dad jokes! 02 July 2023
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 02 July 2023
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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For the last 20 minutes, my son and wife have been arguing about him eating his vegetables. I just want them to come to an agreement. You know…give peas a chance. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 01, 2023 |
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Social Media Day! Doom scroll your way through these dad jokes! 30 June 2023
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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I walked into McDonald's the other day and they were running orders on MacBook Minis. I said Hey I thought you guys had Big Macs (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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National Camera Day! Picture perfect dad jokes! 29 June 2023
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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Did you know PC has more lively supporters than Mac? PC sure has loud fans. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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What kind of shoes do architects wear? Sketchers. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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Special Celebrity Guest: Christopher Knight (Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch) with his groovy dad jokes!
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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A horse that flies? That's sus. Nah, that's Pegasus. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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What store do Storm Troopers shop at? The store next to Target. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 25 June 2023
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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Global Beatles Day! If you need "Help!", listen to these jokes! 25 June 2023
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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I have a huge obsession with reading comics. I think I have issues. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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International Fairy Day! Listen to these fairy good jokes! 24 June 2023
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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There's a new sushi joint across from the law school. Sosumi. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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Special Guest Episode: Comedian Erik Griffin serves up his best Dad Jokes!
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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National Kissing Day! Pucker up to these jokes! 22 June 2023
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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Sorry, but I will not make jokes about the missing submersible. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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Summer Solstice Day! The longest day deserves dad jokes! 21 June 2023
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (37th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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World Productivity Day! Efficient and Effective Dad Jokes! 20 June 2023
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the movie constipation? It hasn't come out yet. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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I swear my wife doesn't listen to me anymore... (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Happy Father's Day! Special 82 joke spectacular! 18 June 2023
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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Daniel Craig has narrowly avoided death after falling into an industrial mixer whilst on a Martini factory tour. Fortunately the machine wasn't switched on. (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 17, 2023 |
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Why are Mike Tyson's jokes so powerful? (+24 more jokes)
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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A stormtrooper hit on my girlfriend the other day... (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 15, 2023 |
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International Bath Day! Soak in these dad jokes! 14 June 2023
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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I made my fish listen to a whole Eminiem album...
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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Sometimes I just sit and think back on the days I used to process cheese... (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Superman Day! Truth, Justice and the American Dad Joke Way! 12 June 2023
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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I cracked a joke at a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed. Clearly I'm not even remotely funny. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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World Corn Day! A-maize-ing dad jokes awaits! 11 June 2023
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 11 June 2023
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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What would happen if I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive? Eventually they’d find me attractive. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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Just saw a report on CNN interviewing Billy Joel about the fires in Canada affecting his Manhattan apartment. He just shrugged and said It was always burning, since the world's been turning. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 10, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 7 jokes so funny?
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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Billy Joel and his band have been arrested for the air pollution in New York. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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World Oceans Day! These will shore to make you laugh! 08 June 2023
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Spider-Man - Across the Spider-Verse has made over $208 million in the weekend box office sales. I guess I shouldn't be surprised... That makes a lot of Spider cents. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Global Running Day! A marathon episode! 07 June 2023
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (36th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. They really didn't like it when I spilled the beans. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead. You should have seen the Luke on her face! (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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What do you call someone who challenges Mike Tyson to a fight? An ambulance. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 04 June 2023
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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My printer’s name is Bob Marley. It always Be Jammin’ (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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National Egg Day! Listen to some egg-cellent dad yolks! 03 June 2023
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 9 jokes so funny?
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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Last month, my wife bought a Sylvester Stallone pillow and put it in the middle of the bed. Since then, things have been…. Rocky between us. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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National Donut Day! You donut want to glaze over these dad jokes! 02 June 2023
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Do you know the rapper best known for his sense of smell? 50 Scent. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Dinosaur Day! Jokes that will hit it out of the (Jurassic) park! 01 June 2023
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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My wife told me that none of my bee jokes are funny. I told her that really stung. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of May 2023!
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May 31, 2023 |
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Today I learned that in 1806 Noah Webster published A Compendious Dictionary of the English Language, the first truly American dictionary. Sounds like this was a defining moment in history. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 31, 2023 |
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Why is the new Little Mermaid movie getting such a bad audience reception? They replaced the Ariel. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 30, 2023 |
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I asked my gay friend about his previous relationship. He didn't give me a straight answer. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 29, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 28 May 2023
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May 28, 2023 |
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You thought the last couple jokes you heard were bad? Well, this Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you heard combined. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 28, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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May 27, 2023 |
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Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 27, 2023 |
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World Dracula Day! Blood sucking dad jokes! 26 May 2023
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May 26, 2023 |
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Yesterday, I farted in the Apple Store and everyone got upset at me. It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows… (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 26, 2023 |
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They really missed an opportunity when naming the latest Fast and Furious movie... They should have called it Fast Ten - Your Seatbelts. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 25, 2023 |
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Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld) & Peter Tilden from the "Really, No, Really" podcast delivers their dad jokes!
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May 24, 2023 |
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I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting. I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said “yes”. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 24, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (35th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023
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May 23, 2023 |
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When I was a boy, The Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations about the future. . . . like having a job, a loving family, and a dog. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 23, 2023 |
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National Maritime Day! Sail away with these dad jokes! 22 May 2023
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May 22, 2023 |
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In other news, there’s a new dating app that caters to arsonists. Every week you get new matches! (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 22, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 21 May 2023
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May 21, 2023 |
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Today marks 100 days sober. Obviously not in a row or anything silly like that, but in total! (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 21, 2023 |
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World Whiskey Day! Try these dad jokes on the rocks! 20 May 2023
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May 20, 2023 |
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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 20, 2023 |
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A Mobius strip walks into a bar, sobbing. The bartender asks, What's wrong?The Mobius strip replies, Where do I even begin? (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 19, 2023 |
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International Museum Day! Check out the dad jokes exhibit! 18 May 2023
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May 18, 2023 |
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Recency bias is my favorite type of bias. And I only just learned about it! (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 18, 2023 |
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National Numeracy Day! You can count on these dad jokes! 17 May 2023
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May 17, 2023 |
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I worked really hard on a party to blend my Mexican and Norwegian heritage, but in the end it was just a big disappointment. What did I expect from a Fjord Fiesta. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 17, 2023 |
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National Waiters Day! Your serving of top dad jokes! 16 May 2023
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May 16, 2023 |
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I accidentally misspelled someone’s name on their headstone. I’ve made a grave mistake. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 16, 2023 |
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Why can't former President Trump be hanged for treason? Fake noose. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 15, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 14 May 2023
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May 14, 2023 |
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What do you call men who make Women belong in the kitchen jokes? Single. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 14, 2023 |
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Top Gun Day! I feel the need! The need for speed (and dad jokes)! 13 May 2023
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May 13, 2023 |
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Just been for my prostate exam. Got the thumbs up. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 13, 2023 |
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National Nurses Day! Nurse these dad jokes with your family! 12 May 2023
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May 12, 2023 |
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My dad recently died, and in reading his will discovered that he wanted his remains to be cremated and the ashes pressed into a record. It was his vinyl request. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 12, 2023 |
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It's National Technology Day! High tech dad jokes even ChatGPT can't beat! 11 May 2023
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May 11, 2023 |
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I tried to remarry my ex wife. She figured I was only after my money. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 11, 2023 |
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A friend of mine who I haven’t seen in a long while suggested he’d come over today to toss around Pixar DVDs in the backyard. I’m looking forward to catching Up. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 10, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (34th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023
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May 09, 2023 |
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If Taylor Swift fans are called swifties, What do we call Carrie Underwood's fans? Undies? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 09, 2023 |
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Happy Golf Day! Tee off with these sub par dad jokes! 08 May 2023
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May 08, 2023 |
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Alcoholics don't run in my family. They drive. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 08, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 May 2023
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May 07, 2023 |
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Why was the dentist invited to King Charles Coronation? Because the King needed a new crown. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 07, 2023 |
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I read a horror story in braille, I could feel something bad was about to happen, but I didn't see it coming at all. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 06, 2023 |
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It's National Space Day! Astronomically great dad jokes! 05 May 2023
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May 05, 2023 |
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It always surprises people when I tell them I have preference for mono sound when listening to music. But then, I'm not a stereotype. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 05, 2023 |
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Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth Be With You! 04 May 2023
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May 04, 2023 |
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Why do actors say Break a leg? They all want to be in a cast. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 04, 2023 |
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It's National Paranormal Day! Lift your spirits with these dad jokes! 03 May 2023
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May 03, 2023 |
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It's Harry Potter Day! Summon up the groans with these dad jokes! 02 May 2023
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May 02, 2023 |
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My girlfriend says that I don't know how to communicate. I'm not sure how to respond. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 02, 2023 |
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I used to work for a circus. I was a human cannonball until they fired me. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of April 2023!
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 30 April 2023
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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What do you call Elon Musks slightly taller twin? Elongate. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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It's International Dancing Day! Get your groove on with these dad jokes! 29 April 2023
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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I poured my root beer into a square glass. And then I was left with just beer! (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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It's National Superhero Day! Save the world with these dad jokes! 28 April 2023
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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A woman in labor yells, Shouldn't, Wouldn't, Couldn't, Don't, Can't, The Doctor told her husband, Don't worry, those are just Contractions. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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I got booed off the stage at the comedy club for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But I'll return. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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It's International Alien Day! Out of this world dad jokes! 26 April 2023
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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How far down do they have bury Harry Belafonte? Six foot, seven foot, eight foot? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (33rd Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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It's National Telephone Day! Call on these dad jokes for laughs and groans! 25 April 2023
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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My math teacher said I was average. But that is just mean. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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Cartoonist found dead at home. Details of death are sketchy. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 23 April 2023
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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It Wasn't Easy for Me, Growing up in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. I really had to learn to stand on my own three feet. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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If Mr. Spock has pointed ears, what does Mr. Scott have? Engineers. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 22, 2023 |
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It's National Tea Day! Don't dump these jokes in the harbor! 21 April 2023
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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I was so unpopular at school they used to call me Batteries. I was never included in anything. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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I bought a dozen bees, but they gave me 13. I love a free bee. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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It's National Bicycle Day! Cycle through these wheely good dad jokes! 19 April 2023
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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I told my Wife I was building a model of Mount Everest, she asked, Is it to scale?, I replied, No, it's to look at (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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I said it once and I’ll say it again. it. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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What do Ice Cube’s children call him? Popsicle. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 16 April 2023
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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I got hit in the head by a soda can. Luckily it was a soft drink. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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Comic Sans walks into a bar. “Get out of here,” yells the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.” (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 15, 2023 |
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Day Of Silence! Husband's favorite day of the year! 14 April 2023
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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A new prison reform bill would allow inmates to receive video gaming systems in return for information (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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I’ve been hitting the bottle hard lately (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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National Submarine Day! These sub standard dad jokes reach the depths of the sea! 11 Apr 2023
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (32nd edition) | 28 March 2023
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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My wife told me I’ve grown as a person. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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National Siblings Day! Annoy your kin with these eye rollers! 10 Apr 2023
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 09 April 2023
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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I’m bird watching with Sinead O’Connor. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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Recently saw Best Picture winner EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE… (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 08, 2023 |
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National Beer Day! Cheers, Big Ears! 7 April 2023
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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You know, not everyone thinks of Cleopatra as beautiful… (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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I had to quit my job as a professional body builder (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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Now that Finland joined NATO, we're at 31 members | + 27 more dad jokes!
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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A group of monks were caught selling flowers on Hugh Jackman’s property yesterday. | + 26 more dad jokes!
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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What’s a stormtrooper’s favourite store? | + 27 more jokes | 03 Apr 2023
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 02 April 2023
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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Excited about the new Tetris movie. | + 25 more jokes | 02 Apr 2023
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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April Fools Day (Prison Edition)
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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At my job interview they wanted to know if I perform under pressure. | + 26 more jokes | 01 Apr 2023
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of March 2023!
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Why didn't the chemistry channel get any subscribers? | + 24 more jokes | 31 Mar 2023
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Some girl told me I’ve got a face like the back of a boat today | + 24 more jokes | 30 Mar 2023
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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World Piano Day! Low key jokes! 29 March 2023
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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I went to have a statue made and the sculptor asked me if I wanted it to be iron or bronze. | + 27 more jokes | 29 Mar 2023
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (31st edition) | 28 March 2023
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Ever hear of the rock band The Keys? | + 26 more jokes | 28 Mar 2023
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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World Theatre Day! Break a Leg with these Dad Jokes! 27 March 2023
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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My daughter's cat is named Faith | + 26 more jokes | 27 Mar 2023
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 March 2023
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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In college they called me The Love Machine. | + 24 more jokes | 26 Mar 2023
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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Why can't Stevie Wonder see any of his friends? | + 25 more jokes | 25 Mar 2023
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Mar 25, 2023 |
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Did you hear Darth Vader got remarried? | + 25 more jokes | 24 Mar 2023
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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World Meteorological Day! See if you can weather these jokes! 23 March 2023
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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If you like telling dad jokes in the desert | + 25 more jokes | 23 Mar 2023
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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World Water Day! Stay hydrated with these Dad Jokes! 22 March 2023
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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A lot of women actually turn into good drivers | + 27 more jokes | 22 Mar 2023
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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I’ve offered my elderly neighbour £20 to let me have a go on her stairlift | + 26 more jokes | 21 Mar 2023
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Dwarfism is becoming more common than ever | + 27 more jokes | 20 Mar 2023
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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National Poultry Day! Im-peck-able jokes! 19 March 2023
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 19 March 2023
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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Who was powerful, purple, and almost conquered the world? | + 25 more jokes | 19 Mar 2023
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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My wife yells from the kitchen “Do you ever get a shooting pain, like someone’s stabbing a voodoo doll?” I answered “No.” | + 24 more jokes | 18 Mar 2023
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Mar 18, 2023 |
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St Patricks Day! Dad jokes to make you Dublin over with laughter! 17 March 2023
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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My wife is going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian. | + 25 more jokes | 17 Mar 2023
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Why was Babe Ruth banned from the music store? | + 23 more jokes | 16 Mar 2023
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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Up until yesterday, we hardly talked about that movie that won big at the Oscars | + 22 more jokes | 15 Mar 2023
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (30th edition) | 14 March 2023
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Why did the regulators move Silicon Valley Bank to Antarctica? | + 23 more jokes | 14 Mar 2023
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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I remember when Daylight Savings wasn't a thing. | + 23 more jokes | 13 Mar 2023
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Daily Dad Jokes Trailer (feat. Kurtwood Smith from That 70s Show)
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 March 2023
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Where was John F Kennedy's favorite place to sit in the cinema? | + 22 more jokes | 12 Mar 2023
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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World Plumbing Day! Pipe these Dad Jokes into your home! 11 March 2023
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Mar 11, 2023 |
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I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high this morning. | + 21 more jokes | 11 Mar 2023
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Mar 11, 2023 |
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Chuck Norris' Birthday! Roundhouse kick these jokes to celebrate a legend! 10 March 2023
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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What’s the difference between the Backstreet Boys and a Algebra Teacher? | + 22 more jokes | 10 Mar 2023
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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I heard they are making a new TV series based on the sequel to the Love Boat... | + 21 more jokes | 09 Mar 2023
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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World Maths Day! Dad Jokes to multiply the laughter! 8 March 2023
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the cast from The Fast and Furious? | + 22 more jokes | 08 Mar 2023
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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World Cereal Day! Top jokes to start your day! 7 March 2023
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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I read that Bill Gates is vehemently against intermittent fasting. | + 25 more jokes | 07 Mar 2023
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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My coronavirus meme did really well. | + 23 more jokes | 06 Mar 2023
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 05 March 2023
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister. | +25 more jokes | 5 March 2023
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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Billy Joel is not responsible for mapping the Hobbit homeland. | + 21 more jokes | 04 Mar 2023
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Mar 04, 2023 |
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How was George Lucas able to complete the Return of the Jedi? | + 23 more jokes | 03 Mar 2023
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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World Book Day! A compendium of lame dad jokes! 2 March 2023
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Do you know why Snoop Dog uses cast iron pans? | + 21 more jokes | 02 Mar 2023
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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World Barista Day! Get your caffeinated dad joke fix here! 1 March 2023
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Why does James Bond prefer an earthquake over a tornado?| + 25 more jokes | 01 Mar 2023
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of February 2023!
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (29th edition) | 28 February 2023
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Oh sure, when Thor throws a hammer, he's a hero! | + 26 more jokes | 28 Feb 2023
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Why is the divorce rate for horses so low? | + 28 more jokes | 27 Feb 2023
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 February 2023
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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Why did the Rebels find the Death Star plans difficult to interpret? | + 27 more jokes | 26 Feb 2023
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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What are gassy surfers afraid of the most? | + 26 more jokes | 25 Feb 2023
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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What are gassy surfers afraid of the most? | + 26 more jokes | 25 Feb 2023
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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World Bartender Day! Cheers to these Dad Jokes! 24 February 2023
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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I told a helium joke in Chemistry class | + 25 more jokes! | 24 February 2023
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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What did Avril Lavigne say to the maker of a Rube Goldberg machine? | + 27 more jokes | 23 Feb 2023
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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World Yoga Day! Top Dad Jokes to stretch to today! 22 February 2023
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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I got in a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. | + 23 more jokes | 22 Feb 2023
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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Why is Billy Joel's laundry still wet? | + 21 more jokes | 21 Feb 2023
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Presidents Day! Check out these unpresidented Dad Jokes! 20 February 2023
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 20 February 2023
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Why couldn’t Cleopatra accept Mark Antony’s death? | + 24 more jokes | 20 Feb 2023
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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I've just watched a documentary on marijuana | + 24 more jokes | 19 Feb 2023
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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Got Attacked By 6 Dwarves Today. | + 21 more jokes | 18 Feb 2023
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Feb 18, 2023 |
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My wife said I ruined her birthday. | + 23 more jokes | 17 Feb 2023
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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Never trust a pastry chef on Valentine's Day | + 24 more jokes | 16 Feb 2023
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Celebrity Guest: Kurtwood Smith (aka Red Foreman from "That 70s Show") celebrates National Wisconsin Day with his best Dad Jokes! 15 Wednesday 2023
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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It’s Valentine’s Day today. 3 years ago today I asked my best friend, my childhood sweetheart and the most beautiful girl in the world to marry me | + 23 more jokes | 15 Feb 2023
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (28th edition) | 14 February 2023
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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How did the salesman present his company's new playground set to his customers? | + 21 more jokes | 14 Feb 2023
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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“The Last of Us” is a terrible title. It should have been called… | + 24 more jokes | 13 Feb 2023
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 February 2023
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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I always keep my guitar in my car. | + 22 more jokes | 12 Feb 2023
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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National Inventors' Day! Check out these genius Dad Jokes! 11 February 2023
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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Why did the employee’s paychecks smell like parsley? | + 22 more jokes | 11 Feb 2023
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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My wife made a joke at the expense of Snoopy and Charlie Brown. | + 22 more jokes | 10 Feb 2023
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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National Chocolate Day! Sweet Dad Jokes to give your Snickers! 9 February 2023
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Why aren't there many films about Abraham Lincoln? | + 22 more jokes | 09 Feb 2023
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Opera Day! Check out these pitch perfect Dad Jokes! 8 February 2023
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and she said to me I could marry you. | + 21 more jokes | 08 Feb 2023
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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National Periodic Table Day. Give your family the element of surprise with these Dad Jokes! 7 February 2023
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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I really hate puns about elements in the periodic table... | + 24 more jokes | 07 Feb 2023
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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National Chopsticks Day! Dad Jokes to noodle over with wonton groans! 6 February 2023
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Today America took down that Chinese air balloon. | + 22 more jokes | 06 Feb 2023
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 05 February 2023
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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IKEA had to cancel their new Artificial Intelligence program. | + 22 more jokes | 05 Feb 2023
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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What do you call a politician with a clear conscience? | + 18 more jokes | 04 Feb 2023
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Feb 04, 2023 |
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National Bubble Gum Day! Pop on over and stick around for these dad jokes! 3 February 2023
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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I watched a compelling drama about the history of the Schindler Elevator company. | + 20 more jokes | 03 Feb 2023
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Thats right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's GROUNDHOG DAY! 2 February 2023
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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Does anyone know what time the Aerosmith concert starts? | + 18 more jokes | 02 Feb 2023
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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National Serpent Day! Top Dad Jokes to slither to! 1 February 2023
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Feb 01, 2023 |