Daily Dad Jokes
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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans).
Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily. Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.
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National Basketball Day! Slam dunk these dad jokes! 02 December 2023
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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I only liked the first two Harry Potter books. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 02, 2023 |
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National Bartender Day! Serve up these dad jokes! 01 December 2023
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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You know that Albert Einstein was a pretty smart fella… (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of November 2023!
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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National Chocolate Day! Sweet dad jokes! 29 November 2023
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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David Hasselhoff refers to himself as the Hoff. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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I turned down a job at Disney. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Bruce Lee's Birthday! These dad jokes are especial-Lee funny! 27 November 2023
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble Tiles. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 November 2023
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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National Cake Day! Listen to these sweet dad jokes! 26 November 2023
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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Why does Spiderman go so far to do good? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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Small Business Day! Make your local business owner laugh with these dad jokes! 25 November 2023
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 25, 2023 |
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Black Friday! Check out these doorbusting dad jokes! 24 November 2023
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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Uranus has only orbited the sun 2.5 times since it was discovered in 1781… (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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Thanksgiving Day! Give thanks to these lame dad jokes! 23 November 2023
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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The furniture store salesman told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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[Promo] Detecting Depression with AI by Graeme Klass
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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What's the opposite of wrinkly? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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World Television Day! Sit back and enjoy these dad jokes 21 November 2023
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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Telling your suitcase there’s no vacation this year is tough. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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World Children's Day! Dad Jokes that never grow up! 20 November 2023
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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I was dating a girl named Ruth but I broke up with her. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 19 November 2023
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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What three letter word starts with gas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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This morning Siri said Don't call me Shirley (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 18, 2023 |
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If you drive while stoned… (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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I have tattoos on my shoulder and when people are sad, I let them color them in. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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How do you say constipated in German? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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What did router say to the doctor? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 13, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 November 2023
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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I always keep a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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National Metal Day! Dad Jokes forged for you! 11 November 2023
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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My wife from Chernobyl used to be an “ugly duckling”. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 11, 2023 |
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Sesame Street Day! This episode brought to you by the letter D and J! 10 November 2023
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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Freedom Day! You are at liberty to laugh at these Dad Jokes! 09 November 2023
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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I threw a ball for my dog. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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National Shot Day! Drink responsibly and listen to these Dad Jokes! 08 November 2023
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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What do you call a food fight with an unlimited amount of food? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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[Promo] Improving Accessibility with AI by Graeme Klass
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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I arrived early at the restaurant last night. “Do you mind waiting for a bit?”, the manager asked. “Not at all” I replied. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 November 2023
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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National Nachos Day! Guac to these Dad Jokes! 06 November 2023
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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My doctor told me I am going deaf. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 06, 2023 |
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Chinese Takeout Day! MSG flavored Dad Jokes! 05 November 2023
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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My wife text me “I love u” (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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Lawyer Day! Dad jokes to pass the bar! 04 November 2023
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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I haven't talked to my wife in 7 years. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 04, 2023 |
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Godzilla Day! Stomp on these dad jokes! 03 November 2023
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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I have a strange fear of seeing a certain former vice president outside. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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National Stress Day! Relax and de-stress with these dad jokes! 02 November 2023
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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Why did the belt get arrested? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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World Vegan Day! No beef with these dad jokes! 01 November 2023
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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What did one black hole say to the other black hole? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Halloween! Creepy chills with these dad jokes! 31 October 2023
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of October 2023!
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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What do you call a restaurant that sells only beans ? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass highlights the charm and wit of these 9 dad jokes.
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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National Internet Day! Log on and listen to these dad jokes! 29 October 2023
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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I quit my job at the helium factory today. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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While in an elevator I asked my girlfriend to marry me. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 28, 2023 |
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Nevada Day! Take a gamble on these dad jokes! 27 October 2023
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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My wife told me that men wearing camouflage are sexy. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 27, 2023 |
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[Promo] Saving Crops with AI with Graeme Klass
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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I spent my life savings on pasta… (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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World Opera Day! Dad jokes until the fat lady sings! 25 October 2023
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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I lost my job as a masseuse. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Drake's Birthday!! It's God's Plan to listen to these dad jokes! 23 October 2023
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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I thought it was a real question when the teacher asked me if I knew any words that had all the vowels in order. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 23, 2023 |
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My friend quit his job at BMW. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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Back to the Future Day!! Time travel together with these dad jokes! 21 October 2023
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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Damn girl, was your daddy a gorilla? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 21, 2023 |
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International Chef's Day!! Cook up some groans with these dad jokes! 20 October 2023
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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What did Axl Rose keep asking Slash on their road trip? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 20, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 8 dad jokes are so funny.
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Which superhero is not allowed near children? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Eminem's Birthday! Lose yourself in these dad jokes! 17 October 2023
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Did you know before crowbars were invented. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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World Food Day! Fill your plate with these dad jokes! 16 October 2023
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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I used to believe in not paying the electric bill…. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 16, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 15 October 2023
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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Why do nuns get naked when they wash their clothes?? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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National Boss' Day! Impress your boss at work with these dad jokes! 14 October 2023
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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My wife caught me playing with my son’s train set. In a moment of panic, I threw a bedsheet over it. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 14, 2023 |
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Why do storm troopers have no ambition? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 13, 2023 |
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My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favourite Star Wars character. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass discusses what makes these 8 dad jokes irresistibly funny.
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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[Promo] Ethics in AI by Graeme Klass
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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Did you hear that the Hallmark Channel has a new horror movie coming out? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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International Beer and Pizza Day! Party on with these dad jokes! 09 October 2023
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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What happens when you touch Dwayne Johnson’s butt. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 09, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 08 October 2023
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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World Chess Day! Checkmate your friends with these dad jokes! 08 October 2023
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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World Smile Day! Grin from ear to ear with these dad jokes! 07 October 2023
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the actor who broke his leg onstage? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 07, 2023 |
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Marc Yaffee, comedian and father, with an exclusive stand up routine!
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Stephen King has a son named Joe. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 23 dad jokes are so funny.
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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Mandalorians always place their armor on a scale to ensure proper specifications. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 05, 2023 |
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World Gold Day! Listen to these golden dad jokes! 04 October 2023
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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I always forget that one song by Naked Eyes. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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World Architecture Day! Build up your laughs with these dad jokes! 03 October 2023
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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I saw a termite in the crawl space under my home. Right before I smashed him I heard him say, go ahead, make my day (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Ophira Eisenberg, comedian and host of "Parenting is a Joke" podcast, gives her best groan worthy Dad Jokes!
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Some people call the toilet “The John”. I call mine “The Jim” (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 02, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 01 October 2023
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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International Music Day! Let's joke about famous musicians! 01 October 2023
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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What do you call a frenchman who has been attacked by a cat? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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National Ghostbusters Day! Busting makes me feel good! 30 September 2023
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of September 2023!
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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What do you call a woke lycanthrope? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 30, 2023 |
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National Coffee Day! These dad jokes are grounds for termination! 29 September 2023
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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The ghost of Gloria Gaynor visited me last night. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Confucius Day! Those who spread dad jokes... are fully groan. 28 September 2023
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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I'm obsessed with songs from Metallica. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 28, 2023 |
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World Tourism Day! Travel through your day with these dad jokes! 27 September 2023
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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My girlfriend asked me to do her hair like a Rastafarian. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass dives into the humor that powers these 20 dad jokes.
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (41st Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Marine scientists have crossed an Electric Eel with a Sea Sponge. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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National Cooking Day! Cook up a storm with these dad jokes! 25 September 2023
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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My wife told me to stop counting. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 25, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 24 September 2023
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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World Rivers Day! Stream these dad jokes! 24 September 2023
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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I really hate One Direction fans. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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National Singles Day! Single dad jokes to make your day! 23 September 2023
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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Why did the detective stay in bed all day? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 23, 2023 |
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Medieval Day! Sir Prise your family and friends with these dad jokes! 22 September 2023
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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What is the Avengers favourite side dish? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 22, 2023 |
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World Gratitude Day! Time to appreciate these dad jokes! 21 September 2023
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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I just flew back from a Transformers convention … (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these 20 dad jokes are so groan-worthy.
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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I don’t think about the Roman Empire at all. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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You know what video game character sucks? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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Air Force Day! Aim high with these Dad Jokes! 18 September 2023
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Why are rappers afraid of Hammers? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 18, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 17 September 2023
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Wife Day! Dad jokes that even the missus will laugh at! 17 September 2023
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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I have a pet termite, I named him Clint. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Batman Day! Bat-dad-jokes here in this bat-episode! 16 September 2023
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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Elton John took his pet rabbit to the gym. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 16, 2023 |
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National Tradesmen Day! Check out this toolbox full of dad jokes! 15 September 2023
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass reveals the reasons these 22 dad jokes are so amusing.
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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I read in the Bible about Jesus feeding 5000 people with just a few fish. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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World Developer Day! Dad jokes that you will love to bits! 13 September 2023
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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My girl friend broke up with me because I listen to Linkin Park all the time. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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National Gym Day! Pump iron with these dad jokes! 12 September 2023
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Did you know Albert Einstein was a Theoretical physicist? (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Since I don’t do drugs, I got a tshirt with a picture of the guitarist from U2 on it. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 11, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 10 September 2023
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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National Grandparents Day! Grand Old Dad Jokes here! 10 September 2023
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Why did Adele cross the road? (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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Tom Houghton, comedian and host of the Bad Manors podcast, joins with his best (bad) Dad Jokes!
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Sep 09, 2023 |
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My Vampire Girlfriend dumped me after installing a mirror. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 09, 2023 |
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Star Trek Day! To boldy go where no dad joke has gone before! 08 September 2023
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Why did Mike Tyson go to the Christian plastic surgeon? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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National Salami Day! Dad jokes to cure you! 07 September 2023
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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A peephole was recently discovered in the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders locker room. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 07, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Graeme Klass explains why these jokes are so groan worthy!
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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I was addicted to The Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Freddie Mercury's Birthday! Want to break free of these dad jokes? 05 September 2023
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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What did Harry Potter say when he was filling up his car? Expensive Petroleum. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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National Wildlife Day! We've spotted the best dad jokes nature has to offer! 04 September 2023
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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I got a new DeLorean. But I only drive it from time to time. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 04, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 03 September 2023
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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National Skyscraper Day! High potential dad jokes here! 03 September 2023
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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I bought a Bon Jovi sat nav. It’s crap, it keeps telling me we’re half way there!! (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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National Bacon Day! Kevin's favorite day! 02 September 2023
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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I bought a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. It’s crap, it keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart! (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 02, 2023 |
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Scott Edwards, comedian and host of Comedy Appeteasers, gives his best Dad Jokes!
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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I saw a guy and a girl doing high fives in a chemistry lab. and I thought, wow they be bonding. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of August 2023!
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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I visited Mt. Rushmore on my summer vacation and wow was I impressed! Before then, I just took it for granite. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 31, 2023 |
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National Beach Day! Shore up the laughs with these dad jokes! 30 August 2023
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (40th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Why was George Michael's computer running so slow? It was low on Wham. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained | Our producer, Graeme Klass, explains why these 8 jokes are funny!
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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There's a new Fleetwood Mac GPS device out, but it's absolutely useless. Every time I try to get directions, it just says, You can go your own way. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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National Heroes' Day! Be the hero of your family with these dad jokes! 28 August 2023
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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I don't like John Candy. Ok, technically they're called urinal mints, but still they taste horrible. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 28, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 27 August 2023
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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National Petroleum Day! Gas fueled dad jokes! 27 August 2023
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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Snoop Dogg is opening up a Marijuana College. Well, technically it’s a High School. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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National Dog Day! Doggone awesome dad jokes! 26 August 2023
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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What do you get when you cross a Lion with Pinocchio. The Lyin King. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 26, 2023 |
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My son told me a girl at his school named IKEA had to change her name to stop being picked on. I respond, stop being picked on is arguably a worse name. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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National Knife Day! Cutting edge dad jokes! 24 August 2023
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Bruce Lee had an even faster brother!! Sudden Lee. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 24, 2023 |
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Award winning comedian, Andrew Heaton, gives his best dad jokes AND Chuck Norris jokes!
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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What do you say to a pokemon that just run away? I'll catch you later. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Some are maintaining that The Lord of the Rings isn't true. and that the author was an hobbitual liar. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the producer bidding on the rights to Sesame Street characters? They won an Oscar. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 21, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 20 August 2023
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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National Radio Day! Dad jokes so bad it hertz! 20 August 2023
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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I was going to tell a joke about nirvana. But never mind, you wouldn't get it. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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National Aviation Day! Reach for the skies with these dad jokes! 19 August 2023
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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What are the Doobie Brothers doing on garbage day? Takin’ It to the Streets. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 19, 2023 |
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National Couples Day! Annoy your partner with these groaners! 18 August 2023
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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I got mugged by six dwarves last night. Not happy. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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National Thrift Shop Day! Thrifty bargain basement priced dad jokes! 17 August 2023
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Why would Rick Astley make a terrible waiter? He would never dessert you. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 17, 2023 |
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Elvis Week! One for the money and two for the show! 16 August 2023
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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What famous dictator was a proficient violinist? Fiddle Castro. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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National Relaxation Day! Lay back and relax to these dad jokes! 15 August 2023
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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How come The Joker never dies? Because laughter is the best medicine. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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Diablo Episode! Stay a While and Listen! 14 August 2023
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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My wife asked if I would stop singing Wonderwall. I said “Maybe” (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 14, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 13 August 2023
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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International Lefthanders Day! Left handed jokes that are all right! 13 August 2023
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants, so he can’t carry a wallet. How does he pay for things? They put it on his bill. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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World Elephant Day! Stampede through these dad jokes! 12 August 2023
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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A man asked his phone 'Siri, why am I so bad at talking to women?' She replied 'I'm Alexa, you idiot' (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 12, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 9 jokes so funny?
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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National Sons and Daughters Day! Annoy your offspring with these dad jokes! 11 August 2023
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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I heard Oppenheimer is doing poorly at the box office. Apparently, it bombed. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Duran Duran Appreciation Day! Check out these synthesized Dad Jokes! 10 August 2023
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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2 ducks walked into a bar. The third one walked under it and said “come on guys, this is like, your thing! (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 10, 2023 |
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National Book Lovers Day! Dad Jokes to curl up to! 09 August 2023
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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I recently spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for him. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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National Bowling Day! Strike these dad jokes and don't spare the laughter! 08 August 2023
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Why doesn't James Bond use the laundromat? No time to dry. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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National Lighthouse Day! A beacon of Dad Jokes here! 07 August 2023
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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What does a broke cannibal in college eat to make it through? Raw men. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 07, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 06 August 2023
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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Psychic Day! I foresee you will fall in love... with these dad jokes! 06 August 2023
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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My daughter just read the Lord of the Rings and asked me if orcs have a culture. I said yes, but it’s more goth. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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National Oyster Day! Shellfish Dad Jokes today! 05 August 2023
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Aug 05, 2023 |
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What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk? The Fast and the Furious. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 05, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 8 jokes so funny?
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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International Beer Day! Dad Jokes to drink to! 04 August 2023
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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If Natalie Portman and Jacques Cousteau started dating… …we could call them Portmanteau. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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National Watermelon Day! Sweet, Juicy and Refreshing Dad Jokes! 03 August 2023
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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I asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's Dog and Schrödinger's Cat. The librarian said it rung a bell, but they weren't really sure if it was in or not. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 03, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (39th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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What's it called when you analyze the differences between Han Solo and Indiana Jones? Comparison Ford. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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National Girlfriend Day! Jokes to annoy your girlfriend today! 01 August 2023
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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I shouldn’t have hired Dwarves and Hobbits to run my Middle Earth restaurant. Im always short staffed. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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World Ranger Day! Dad jokes that belong in a National Park! 31 July 2023
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of July 2023!
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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I went to the doctor and said, I can’t stop singing “Green Green Grass of Home”. The doctor said, you have Tom Jonesitis. Tom Jonesitis? I never heard of that before. Is that rare? (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 30 July 2023
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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I read a book about World War II that was only four pages long. It was Abridged Too Far. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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Rain Day! Save these dad jokes for a rainy day! 29 July 2023
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Jul 29, 2023 |
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Everyone knows that Albert Einstein was a genius. But not many know that his brother Frank is a monster. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 29, 2023 |
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Shark Week! Beware of these shark infested dad jokes! 28 July 2023
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Do you know how Kim Jong Un's father died? Kim Jong Ill. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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National Scotch Day! Get these Dad Jokes on the rocks! 27 July 2023
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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What do you call a depressed terminator? Sigh borg. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 27, 2023 |
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National Aunt and Uncle Day! Getting ready for some Uncle and Aunty-humor! 26 July 2023
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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My wife asked me why I call her 12. Dozen cook, dozen clean, dozen do anything. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Twitter is my X! Jokes to commemorate Twitter becoming X-tinct! 25 July 2023
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Where does a stormtrooper go shopping at? The Darth Mall. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Why are the DeceptiCons all planes? They are robots in da skies. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 24, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes by Fore Fathers apparel | Special Episode and deal for our listeners
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 23 July 2023
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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National Parents Day! Jokes that will become apparent! 23 July 2023
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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How did Harry Potter end up on the set of Family Guy? He went through the Griffin Door. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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National Day of the Cowboy! Ride into the sunset with these dad jokes! 22 July 2023
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Jul 22, 2023 |
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What did Neil Diamond buy off the internet? He bought a sweet car online. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 22, 2023 |
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Barbenheimer Day! An atomic match that cannot be split! 21 July 2023
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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I had an addiction to Michael Jackson's music. I beat it. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 21, 2023 |
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Space Exploration Day! Dad jokes that Elon Musk would love! 20 July 2023
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 20, 2023 |
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National Hot Dog Day! In bread dad jokes! 19 July 2023
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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I asked the drummer from Lynyrd Skynyrd what his favorite percussion instrument was. He told me he was a cymbal kind of man. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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National Tattoo Day! Check out the dad joke ink! 17 July 2023
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Why did the Oppenheimer movie make no money? Because it bombed. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 17, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 16 July 2023
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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World Snake Day! Slither into these dad jokes! 16 July 2023
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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What do you call it when Batman misses out on church. Christian Bale. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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My fiancée and her girlfriends are going to a Taylor Swift cover show tomorrow, but it might rain. I told them to just shake it off. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 15, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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Bastille Day! Dad Jokes to make your head fall off! 14 July 2023
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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International Rock Day! Dwayne Johnson's favorite day! 13 July 2023
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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How does James Bond go to sleep? He tux himself into bed. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 13, 2023 |
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I was looking forward to seeing Margot Robbie in her new film but ended up getting a burger instead. Turns out I was in the wrong barbie queue. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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Cow Appreciation Day! Udderly lame dad jokes! 11 July 2023
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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I recently watched the Netflix series created by the creator of The Simpsons. It left me Groening. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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I used to tell the truth all the time and now I just spill the T. I am ruthless. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 10, 2023 |
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World Fashion Day! Ready-to-wear dad jokes! 09 July 2023
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 09 July 2023
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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I was kicked out of the acting school for my terrible Schwarzenegger impressions. Don't worry, I'll come right back. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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National Video Game Day! Console yourself with these dad jokes! 08 July 2023
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 8 jokes so funny?
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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Today I found out Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine. All these years, I’ve been living under a Rock. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 08, 2023 |
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World Chocolate Day! Check out these sweet dad jokes! 07 July 2023
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend. But she left me before we met. (+ 22 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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My wife threatened to leave of I didn't stop making star wars puns. I guess divorce is strong with this one. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 06, 2023 |
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National Bikini Day! Listen to these revealing dad jokes! 05 July 2023
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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If you were born in 1983 and remember Red Red Wine. Then UB40. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (38th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Happy Independence Day! Let freedom ring with these dad jokes! 04 July 2023
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Starting a pop punk band who specialises in WW1 songs. It's called Somme 41. (+ 21 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 03, 2023 |
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World UFO Day! Alienate your friends with these dad jokes! 02 July 2023
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 02 July 2023
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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For the last 20 minutes, my son and wife have been arguing about him eating his vegetables. I just want them to come to an agreement. You know…give peas a chance. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jul 01, 2023 |
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Social Media Day! Doom scroll your way through these dad jokes! 30 June 2023
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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I walked into McDonald's the other day and they were running orders on MacBook Minis. I said Hey I thought you guys had Big Macs (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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National Camera Day! Picture perfect dad jokes! 29 June 2023
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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Did you know PC has more lively supporters than Mac? PC sure has loud fans. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 29, 2023 |
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What kind of shoes do architects wear? Sketchers. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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Special Celebrity Guest: Christopher Knight (Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch) with his groovy dad jokes!
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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A horse that flies? That's sus. Nah, that's Pegasus. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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What store do Storm Troopers shop at? The store next to Target. (+ 20 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 26, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 25 June 2023
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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Global Beatles Day! If you need "Help!", listen to these jokes! 25 June 2023
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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I have a huge obsession with reading comics. I think I have issues. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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International Fairy Day! Listen to these fairy good jokes! 24 June 2023
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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There's a new sushi joint across from the law school. Sosumi. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 24, 2023 |
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Special Guest Episode: Comedian Erik Griffin serves up his best Dad Jokes!
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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National Kissing Day! Pucker up to these jokes! 22 June 2023
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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Sorry, but I will not make jokes about the missing submersible. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 22, 2023 |
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Summer Solstice Day! The longest day deserves dad jokes! 21 June 2023
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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What’s brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (37th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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World Productivity Day! Efficient and Effective Dad Jokes! 20 June 2023
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Did you hear about the movie constipation? It hasn't come out yet. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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I swear my wife doesn't listen to me anymore... (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 19, 2023 |
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Happy Father's Day! Special 82 joke spectacular! 18 June 2023
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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Daniel Craig has narrowly avoided death after falling into an industrial mixer whilst on a Martini factory tour. Fortunately the machine wasn't switched on. (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 17, 2023 |
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Why are Mike Tyson's jokes so powerful? (+24 more jokes)
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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A stormtrooper hit on my girlfriend the other day... (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 15, 2023 |
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International Bath Day! Soak in these dad jokes! 14 June 2023
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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I made my fish listen to a whole Eminiem album...
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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Sometimes I just sit and think back on the days I used to process cheese... (+24 more jokes!)
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Superman Day! Truth, Justice and the American Dad Joke Way! 12 June 2023
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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I cracked a joke at a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed. Clearly I'm not even remotely funny. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 12, 2023 |
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World Corn Day! A-maize-ing dad jokes awaits! 11 June 2023
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 11 June 2023
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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What would happen if I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive? Eventually they’d find me attractive. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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Just saw a report on CNN interviewing Billy Joel about the fires in Canada affecting his Manhattan apartment. He just shrugged and said It was always burning, since the world's been turning. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 10, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 7 jokes so funny?
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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Billy Joel and his band have been arrested for the air pollution in New York. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 09, 2023 |
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World Oceans Day! These will shore to make you laugh! 08 June 2023
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Spider-Man - Across the Spider-Verse has made over $208 million in the weekend box office sales. I guess I shouldn't be surprised... That makes a lot of Spider cents. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Global Running Day! A marathon episode! 07 June 2023
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (36th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. They really didn't like it when I spilled the beans. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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When my wife was sleeping, I drew Mark Hamill on her forehead. You should have seen the Luke on her face! (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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What do you call someone who challenges Mike Tyson to a fight? An ambulance. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 05, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 04 June 2023
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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My printer’s name is Bob Marley. It always Be Jammin’ (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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National Egg Day! Listen to some egg-cellent dad yolks! 03 June 2023
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 9 jokes so funny?
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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Last month, my wife bought a Sylvester Stallone pillow and put it in the middle of the bed. Since then, things have been…. Rocky between us. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 03, 2023 |
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National Donut Day! You donut want to glaze over these dad jokes! 02 June 2023
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Do you know the rapper best known for his sense of smell? 50 Scent. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Dinosaur Day! Jokes that will hit it out of the (Jurassic) park! 01 June 2023
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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My wife told me that none of my bee jokes are funny. I told her that really stung. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Jun 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of May 2023!
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May 31, 2023 |
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Today I learned that in 1806 Noah Webster published A Compendious Dictionary of the English Language, the first truly American dictionary. Sounds like this was a defining moment in history. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 31, 2023 |
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Why is the new Little Mermaid movie getting such a bad audience reception? They replaced the Ariel. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 30, 2023 |
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I asked my gay friend about his previous relationship. He didn't give me a straight answer. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 29, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 28 May 2023
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May 28, 2023 |
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You thought the last couple jokes you heard were bad? Well, this Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you heard combined. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 28, 2023 |
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Dad Jokes Explained - Why are these 6 jokes so funny?
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May 27, 2023 |
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Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 27, 2023 |
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World Dracula Day! Blood sucking dad jokes! 26 May 2023
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May 26, 2023 |
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Yesterday, I farted in the Apple Store and everyone got upset at me. It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows… (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 26, 2023 |
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They really missed an opportunity when naming the latest Fast and Furious movie... They should have called it Fast Ten - Your Seatbelts. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 25, 2023 |
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Jason Alexander (George from Seinfeld) & Peter Tilden from the "Really, No, Really" podcast delivers their dad jokes!
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May 24, 2023 |
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I got arrested today for walking out of an art museum with a painting. I’m just so confused because earlier when I asked the security if I could take a picture they said “yes”. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 24, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (35th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023
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May 23, 2023 |
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When I was a boy, The Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations about the future. . . . like having a job, a loving family, and a dog. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 23, 2023 |
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National Maritime Day! Sail away with these dad jokes! 22 May 2023
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May 22, 2023 |
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In other news, there’s a new dating app that caters to arsonists. Every week you get new matches! (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 22, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 21 May 2023
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May 21, 2023 |
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Today marks 100 days sober. Obviously not in a row or anything silly like that, but in total! (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 21, 2023 |
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World Whiskey Day! Try these dad jokes on the rocks! 20 May 2023
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May 20, 2023 |
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My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 20, 2023 |
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A Mobius strip walks into a bar, sobbing. The bartender asks, What's wrong?The Mobius strip replies, Where do I even begin? (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 19, 2023 |
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International Museum Day! Check out the dad jokes exhibit! 18 May 2023
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May 18, 2023 |
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Recency bias is my favorite type of bias. And I only just learned about it! (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 18, 2023 |
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National Numeracy Day! You can count on these dad jokes! 17 May 2023
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May 17, 2023 |
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I worked really hard on a party to blend my Mexican and Norwegian heritage, but in the end it was just a big disappointment. What did I expect from a Fjord Fiesta. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 17, 2023 |
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National Waiters Day! Your serving of top dad jokes! 16 May 2023
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May 16, 2023 |
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I accidentally misspelled someone’s name on their headstone. I’ve made a grave mistake. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 16, 2023 |
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Why can't former President Trump be hanged for treason? Fake noose. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 15, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 14 May 2023
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May 14, 2023 |
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What do you call men who make Women belong in the kitchen jokes? Single. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 14, 2023 |
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Top Gun Day! I feel the need! The need for speed (and dad jokes)! 13 May 2023
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May 13, 2023 |
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Just been for my prostate exam. Got the thumbs up. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 13, 2023 |
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National Nurses Day! Nurse these dad jokes with your family! 12 May 2023
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May 12, 2023 |
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My dad recently died, and in reading his will discovered that he wanted his remains to be cremated and the ashes pressed into a record. It was his vinyl request. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 12, 2023 |
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It's National Technology Day! High tech dad jokes even ChatGPT can't beat! 11 May 2023
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May 11, 2023 |
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I tried to remarry my ex wife. She figured I was only after my money. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 11, 2023 |
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A friend of mine who I haven’t seen in a long while suggested he’d come over today to toss around Pixar DVDs in the backyard. I’m looking forward to catching Up. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 10, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (34th Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023
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May 09, 2023 |
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If Taylor Swift fans are called swifties, What do we call Carrie Underwood's fans? Undies? (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 09, 2023 |
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Happy Golf Day! Tee off with these sub par dad jokes! 08 May 2023
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May 08, 2023 |
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Alcoholics don't run in my family. They drive. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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May 08, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 07 May 2023
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May 07, 2023 |
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Why was the dentist invited to King Charles Coronation? Because the King needed a new crown. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 07, 2023 |
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I read a horror story in braille, I could feel something bad was about to happen, but I didn't see it coming at all. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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May 06, 2023 |
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It's National Space Day! Astronomically great dad jokes! 05 May 2023
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May 05, 2023 |
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It always surprises people when I tell them I have preference for mono sound when listening to music. But then, I'm not a stereotype. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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May 05, 2023 |
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Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth Be With You! 04 May 2023
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May 04, 2023 |
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Why do actors say Break a leg? They all want to be in a cast. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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May 04, 2023 |
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It's National Paranormal Day! Lift your spirits with these dad jokes! 03 May 2023
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May 03, 2023 |
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It's Harry Potter Day! Summon up the groans with these dad jokes! 02 May 2023
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May 02, 2023 |
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My girlfriend says that I don't know how to communicate. I'm not sure how to respond. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 02, 2023 |
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I used to work for a circus. I was a human cannonball until they fired me. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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May 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of April 2023!
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 30 April 2023
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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What do you call Elon Musks slightly taller twin? Elongate. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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It's International Dancing Day! Get your groove on with these dad jokes! 29 April 2023
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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I poured my root beer into a square glass. And then I was left with just beer! (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 29, 2023 |
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It's National Superhero Day! Save the world with these dad jokes! 28 April 2023
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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A woman in labor yells, Shouldn't, Wouldn't, Couldn't, Don't, Can't, The Doctor told her husband, Don't worry, those are just Contractions. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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I got booed off the stage at the comedy club for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But I'll return. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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It's International Alien Day! Out of this world dad jokes! 26 April 2023
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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How far down do they have bury Harry Belafonte? Six foot, seven foot, eight foot? (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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Fan Edition (33rd Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes! 25 April 2023
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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It's National Telephone Day! Call on these dad jokes for laughs and groans! 25 April 2023
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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My math teacher said I was average. But that is just mean. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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Cartoonist found dead at home. Details of death are sketchy. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 23 April 2023
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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It Wasn't Easy for Me, Growing up in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. I really had to learn to stand on my own three feet. (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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If Mr. Spock has pointed ears, what does Mr. Scott have? Engineers. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 22, 2023 |
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It's National Tea Day! Don't dump these jokes in the harbor! 21 April 2023
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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I was so unpopular at school they used to call me Batteries. I was never included in anything. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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I bought a dozen bees, but they gave me 13. I love a free bee. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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It's National Bicycle Day! Cycle through these wheely good dad jokes! 19 April 2023
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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I told my Wife I was building a model of Mount Everest, she asked, Is it to scale?, I replied, No, it's to look at (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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I said it once and I’ll say it again. it. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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What do Ice Cube’s children call him? Popsicle. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 16 April 2023
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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I got hit in the head by a soda can. Luckily it was a soft drink. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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Comic Sans walks into a bar. “Get out of here,” yells the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.” (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 15, 2023 |
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Day Of Silence! Husband's favorite day of the year! 14 April 2023
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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A new prison reform bill would allow inmates to receive video gaming systems in return for information (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. (+ 26 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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I’ve been hitting the bottle hard lately (+ 24 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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National Submarine Day! These sub standard dad jokes reach the depths of the sea! 11 Apr 2023
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (32nd edition) | 28 March 2023
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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My wife told me I’ve grown as a person. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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National Siblings Day! Annoy your kin with these eye rollers! 10 Apr 2023
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 09 April 2023
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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I’m bird watching with Sinead O’Connor. (+ 27 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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Recently saw Best Picture winner EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE… (+ 25 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 08, 2023 |
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National Beer Day! Cheers, Big Ears! 7 April 2023
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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You know, not everyone thinks of Cleopatra as beautiful… (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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I had to quit my job as a professional body builder (+ 23 more dad jokes!)
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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Now that Finland joined NATO, we're at 31 members | + 27 more dad jokes!
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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A group of monks were caught selling flowers on Hugh Jackman’s property yesterday. | + 26 more dad jokes!
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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What’s a stormtrooper’s favourite store? | + 27 more jokes | 03 Apr 2023
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 02 April 2023
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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Excited about the new Tetris movie. | + 25 more jokes | 02 Apr 2023
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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April Fools Day (Prison Edition)
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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At my job interview they wanted to know if I perform under pressure. | + 26 more jokes | 01 Apr 2023
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of March 2023!
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Why didn't the chemistry channel get any subscribers? | + 24 more jokes | 31 Mar 2023
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Some girl told me I’ve got a face like the back of a boat today | + 24 more jokes | 30 Mar 2023
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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World Piano Day! Low key jokes! 29 March 2023
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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I went to have a statue made and the sculptor asked me if I wanted it to be iron or bronze. | + 27 more jokes | 29 Mar 2023
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (31st edition) | 28 March 2023
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Ever hear of the rock band The Keys? | + 26 more jokes | 28 Mar 2023
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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World Theatre Day! Break a Leg with these Dad Jokes! 27 March 2023
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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My daughter's cat is named Faith | + 26 more jokes | 27 Mar 2023
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 March 2023
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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In college they called me The Love Machine. | + 24 more jokes | 26 Mar 2023
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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Why can't Stevie Wonder see any of his friends? | + 25 more jokes | 25 Mar 2023
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Mar 25, 2023 |
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Did you hear Darth Vader got remarried? | + 25 more jokes | 24 Mar 2023
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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World Meteorological Day! See if you can weather these jokes! 23 March 2023
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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If you like telling dad jokes in the desert | + 25 more jokes | 23 Mar 2023
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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World Water Day! Stay hydrated with these Dad Jokes! 22 March 2023
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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A lot of women actually turn into good drivers | + 27 more jokes | 22 Mar 2023
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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I’ve offered my elderly neighbour £20 to let me have a go on her stairlift | + 26 more jokes | 21 Mar 2023
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Dwarfism is becoming more common than ever | + 27 more jokes | 20 Mar 2023
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Mar 20, 2023 |
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National Poultry Day! Im-peck-able jokes! 19 March 2023
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 19 March 2023
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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Who was powerful, purple, and almost conquered the world? | + 25 more jokes | 19 Mar 2023
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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My wife yells from the kitchen “Do you ever get a shooting pain, like someone’s stabbing a voodoo doll?” I answered “No.” | + 24 more jokes | 18 Mar 2023
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Mar 18, 2023 |
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St Patricks Day! Dad jokes to make you Dublin over with laughter! 17 March 2023
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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My wife is going to a fancy dress party as a Rastafarian. | + 25 more jokes | 17 Mar 2023
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Why was Babe Ruth banned from the music store? | + 23 more jokes | 16 Mar 2023
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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Up until yesterday, we hardly talked about that movie that won big at the Oscars | + 22 more jokes | 15 Mar 2023
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (30th edition) | 14 March 2023
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Why did the regulators move Silicon Valley Bank to Antarctica? | + 23 more jokes | 14 Mar 2023
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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I remember when Daylight Savings wasn't a thing. | + 23 more jokes | 13 Mar 2023
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Daily Dad Jokes Trailer (feat. Kurtwood Smith from That 70s Show)
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 March 2023
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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Where was John F Kennedy's favorite place to sit in the cinema? | + 22 more jokes | 12 Mar 2023
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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World Plumbing Day! Pipe these Dad Jokes into your home! 11 March 2023
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Mar 11, 2023 |
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I told my wife she drew her eyebrows on too high this morning. | + 21 more jokes | 11 Mar 2023
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Mar 11, 2023 |
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Chuck Norris' Birthday! Roundhouse kick these jokes to celebrate a legend! 10 March 2023
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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What’s the difference between the Backstreet Boys and a Algebra Teacher? | + 22 more jokes | 10 Mar 2023
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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I heard they are making a new TV series based on the sequel to the Love Boat... | + 21 more jokes | 09 Mar 2023
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Mar 09, 2023 |
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World Maths Day! Dad Jokes to multiply the laughter! 8 March 2023
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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How does Vin Diesel keep in touch with the cast from The Fast and Furious? | + 22 more jokes | 08 Mar 2023
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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World Cereal Day! Top jokes to start your day! 7 March 2023
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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I read that Bill Gates is vehemently against intermittent fasting. | + 25 more jokes | 07 Mar 2023
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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My coronavirus meme did really well. | + 23 more jokes | 06 Mar 2023
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 05 March 2023
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister. | +25 more jokes | 5 March 2023
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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Billy Joel is not responsible for mapping the Hobbit homeland. | + 21 more jokes | 04 Mar 2023
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Mar 04, 2023 |
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How was George Lucas able to complete the Return of the Jedi? | + 23 more jokes | 03 Mar 2023
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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World Book Day! A compendium of lame dad jokes! 2 March 2023
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Do you know why Snoop Dog uses cast iron pans? | + 21 more jokes | 02 Mar 2023
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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World Barista Day! Get your caffeinated dad joke fix here! 1 March 2023
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Why does James Bond prefer an earthquake over a tornado?| + 25 more jokes | 01 Mar 2023
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of February 2023!
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (29th edition) | 28 February 2023
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Oh sure, when Thor throws a hammer, he's a hero! | + 26 more jokes | 28 Feb 2023
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Why is the divorce rate for horses so low? | + 28 more jokes | 27 Feb 2023
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 26 February 2023
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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Why did the Rebels find the Death Star plans difficult to interpret? | + 27 more jokes | 26 Feb 2023
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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What are gassy surfers afraid of the most? | + 26 more jokes | 25 Feb 2023
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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What are gassy surfers afraid of the most? | + 26 more jokes | 25 Feb 2023
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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World Bartender Day! Cheers to these Dad Jokes! 24 February 2023
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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I told a helium joke in Chemistry class | + 25 more jokes! | 24 February 2023
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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What did Avril Lavigne say to the maker of a Rube Goldberg machine? | + 27 more jokes | 23 Feb 2023
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Feb 23, 2023 |
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World Yoga Day! Top Dad Jokes to stretch to today! 22 February 2023
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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I got in a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. | + 23 more jokes | 22 Feb 2023
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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Why is Billy Joel's laundry still wet? | + 21 more jokes | 21 Feb 2023
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Presidents Day! Check out these unpresidented Dad Jokes! 20 February 2023
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 20 February 2023
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Why couldn’t Cleopatra accept Mark Antony’s death? | + 24 more jokes | 20 Feb 2023
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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I've just watched a documentary on marijuana | + 24 more jokes | 19 Feb 2023
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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Got Attacked By 6 Dwarves Today. | + 21 more jokes | 18 Feb 2023
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Feb 18, 2023 |
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My wife said I ruined her birthday. | + 23 more jokes | 17 Feb 2023
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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Never trust a pastry chef on Valentine's Day | + 24 more jokes | 16 Feb 2023
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Feb 16, 2023 |
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Celebrity Guest: Kurtwood Smith (aka Red Foreman from "That 70s Show") celebrates National Wisconsin Day with his best Dad Jokes! 15 Wednesday 2023
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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It’s Valentine’s Day today. 3 years ago today I asked my best friend, my childhood sweetheart and the most beautiful girl in the world to marry me | + 23 more jokes | 15 Feb 2023
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (28th edition) | 14 February 2023
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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How did the salesman present his company's new playground set to his customers? | + 21 more jokes | 14 Feb 2023
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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“The Last of Us” is a terrible title. It should have been called… | + 24 more jokes | 13 Feb 2023
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 12 February 2023
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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I always keep my guitar in my car. | + 22 more jokes | 12 Feb 2023
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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National Inventors' Day! Check out these genius Dad Jokes! 11 February 2023
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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Why did the employee’s paychecks smell like parsley? | + 22 more jokes | 11 Feb 2023
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Feb 11, 2023 |
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My wife made a joke at the expense of Snoopy and Charlie Brown. | + 22 more jokes | 10 Feb 2023
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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National Chocolate Day! Sweet Dad Jokes to give your Snickers! 9 February 2023
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Why aren't there many films about Abraham Lincoln? | + 22 more jokes | 09 Feb 2023
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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Opera Day! Check out these pitch perfect Dad Jokes! 8 February 2023
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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I helped my neighbor out with something this morning and she said to me I could marry you. | + 21 more jokes | 08 Feb 2023
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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National Periodic Table Day. Give your family the element of surprise with these Dad Jokes! 7 February 2023
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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I really hate puns about elements in the periodic table... | + 24 more jokes | 07 Feb 2023
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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National Chopsticks Day! Dad Jokes to noodle over with wonton groans! 6 February 2023
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Today America took down that Chinese air balloon. | + 22 more jokes | 06 Feb 2023
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 05 February 2023
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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IKEA had to cancel their new Artificial Intelligence program. | + 22 more jokes | 05 Feb 2023
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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What do you call a politician with a clear conscience? | + 18 more jokes | 04 Feb 2023
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Feb 04, 2023 |
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National Bubble Gum Day! Pop on over and stick around for these dad jokes! 3 February 2023
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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I watched a compelling drama about the history of the Schindler Elevator company. | + 20 more jokes | 03 Feb 2023
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Thats right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's GROUNDHOG DAY! 2 February 2023
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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Does anyone know what time the Aerosmith concert starts? | + 18 more jokes | 02 Feb 2023
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Feb 02, 2023 |
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National Serpent Day! Top Dad Jokes to slither to! 1 February 2023
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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How do Australians clean their butts? | + 20 more jokes | 01 Feb 2023
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (27th edition) | 31 January 2023
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of January 2023!
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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I can tell I’m getting old because my kids don’t want to listen to Whitesnake with me | + 18 more jokes | 31 Jan 2023
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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I attended a prom at a school for the blind and had the time of my life. | + 17 more jokes | 30 Jan 2023
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Jan 30, 2023 |
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National Puzzle Day! Very puzzling dad jokes! 29 January 2023
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 29 January 2023
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a king cobra. | + 20 more jokes | 29 Jan 2023
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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International Lego Day! Build up the groans with these Dad Jokes! 28 January 2023
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Jan 28, 2023 |
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. | + 20 more jokes | 28 Jan 2023
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Jan 28, 2023 |
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A moebius strip walks into a bar looking sad. | + 18 more jokes | 27 Jan 2023
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat? | + 17 more jokes | 26 Jan 2023
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Jan 26, 2023 |
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How did Charles Darwin propose to his wife? | + 15 more jokes | 25 Jan 2023
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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National Peanut Butter Day! Spread these top Dad Jokes! 24 January 2023
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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Why doesn't Anakin like airplanes? | + 18 more jokes | 24 Jan 2023
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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National Pie Day! Enjoy these Dad Jokes "A La Mode" | 23 January 2023
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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What do I know about atoms? | + 18 more jokes | 23 Jan 2023
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 22 January 2023
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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What do you call Darth Vader's armor rack? | + 18 more jokes | 22 Jan 2023
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines? | + 18 more jokes | 21 Jan 2023
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Jan 21, 2023 |
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National DJ Day! Groove to these sick Dad Jokes! 20 January 2023
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats? | + 17 more jokes | 20 Jan 2023
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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National Popcorn Day! Cracking Corny Jokes! 19 January 2023
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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When I was 7 years old, I realized that Santa, The Tooth Fairy, and my dad all had the same handwriting. | + 17 more jokes | 19 Jan 2023
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Jan 19, 2023 |
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There were clucking sounds coming from our hen house today, but the last chicken died in there two summers ago | + 16 more jokes | 18 Jan 2023
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (26th edition) | 17 January 2023
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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Where does Captain Hook buy his hooks? | + 15 more jokes | 17 Jan 2023
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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What did the color say to the other color? | + 18 more jokes | 16 Jan 2023
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Jan 16, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 15 January 2023
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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What’s the best thing about only having your right arm and right leg? | + 18 more jokes | 15 Jan 2023
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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How does the Pope make a sieve? | + 17 more jokes | 14 Jan 2023
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Jan 14, 2023 |
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I wanted to find the meaning of life. | + 16 more jokes | 13 Jan 2023
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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A snake walked into a bar. | + 18 more jokes | 12 Jan 2023
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Jan 12, 2023 |
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My dad used to say to me 'When One Door Closes another will Open' | + 16 more jokes | 11 Jan 2023
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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My neighbor just got arrested for ruining our community garden… | + 18 more jokes | 10 Jan 2023
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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Last night while watching TV, my wife asked me, “did you just fart?” I asked her, “you can smell that?” She said “yes”. | + 18 more jokes | 09 Jan 2023
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 08 January 2023
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Jan 08, 2023 |
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why can't Michael Jackson play chess? | + 15 more jokes | 08 Jan 2023
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Jan 08, 2023 |
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How many Kevin McCarthy's does it take to change a lightbulb? | + 18 more jokes | 07 Jan 2023
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Jan 07, 2023 |
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Today I found out that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine. | + 18 more jokes | 06 Jan 2023
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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Advice please. My wife wants us to get a Bose smart Soundbar, but I prefer the Sonos system. | + 16 more jokes | 05 Jan 2023
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Jan 05, 2023 |
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There was a murder among the number community, and we suspect it might have been committed by the 2, the 3, the 5 or the 7. | + 16 more jokes | 04 Jan 2023
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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I used a rectal thermometer because I was told they are more accurate, | + 18 more jokes | 03 Jan 2023
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Jan 03, 2023 |
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New years resolution is to stop telling dad jokes | + 15 more jokes | 02 Jan 2023
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Jan 02, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 01 January 2023
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for 2022!
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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What do you call Andrew Tate in prison? | + 16 more jokes | 01 Jan 2023
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of December 2022!
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Dec 31, 2022 |
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British people love making jokes about menstruation | + 16 more jokes | 31 Dec 2022
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Dec 31, 2022 |
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What do your call your mum if she used to be your dad? | + 18 more jokes | 30 Dec 2022
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?” | + 17 more jokes | 29 Dec 2022
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Dec 29, 2022 |
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An invisible man married an invisible woman. | + 18 more jokes | 28 Dec 2022
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Dec 28, 2022 |
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This is ridiculous! We're 364 days away from Christmas | + 18 more jokes | 27 Dec 2022
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Dec 27, 2022 |
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What does Europe have that North America does not? | + 16 more jokes | 26 Dec 2022
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Dec 26, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 25 December 2022
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Dec 25, 2022 |
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list. | + 15 more jokes | 25 Dec 2022
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Dec 25, 2022 |
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I'm allergic to peanut butter, but I love the taste of it. | + 17 more jokes | 24 Dec 2022
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Dec 24, 2022 |
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Christmas Edition! Share these Yuletide dad jokes with your family! 23 December 2022
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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What do you call a Christmas wreath made with $100 bills? | + 17 more jokes | 23 Dec 2022
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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World Mathematics Day! Top dad joke you can count on! 22 December 2022
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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Odd people annoy me so much. | + 16 more jokes | 22 Dec 2022
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Dec 22, 2022 |
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Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever I have something in my eye it's always an eyelash | + 16 more jokes | 21 Dec 2022
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Who was the builder of King Arthurs round table? | + 15 more jokes | 20 Dec 2022
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Dec 20, 2022 |
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What’s the only place you can work where you’ll get fired for putting in extra hours | + 17 more jokes | 19 Dec 2022
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Dec 19, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 18 December 2022
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Dec 18, 2022 |
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I'm selling my low mileage Delorean. | + 16 more jokes | 18 Dec 2022
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Dec 18, 2022 |
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Wright Brothers Day! Soar into the sky with these dad jokes with the Wright stuff! | 17 December 2022
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Dec 17, 2022 |
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Keanu Reeves and I are good friends. | + 15 more jokes | 17 Dec 2022
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Dec 17, 2022 |
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Did you hear about the Necromancer who wants to settle down? | + 15 more jokes | 16 Dec 2022
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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For those of you that play Wordle, today's solution was not easy. | + 16 more jokes | 15 Dec 2022
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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I'd hate to be a billionaire. | + 16 more jokes | 14 Dec 2022
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (25th edition) | 13 December 2022
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki. | + 16 more jokes | 13 Dec 2022
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Dec 13, 2022 |
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Got home to find out my kids had been on eBay all day | + 16 more jokes | 12 Dec 2022
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Dec 12, 2022 |
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International Mountain Day! Hill-areas dad jokes that scale to the peak of comedy! 11 December 2022
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 11 December 2022
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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Is anyone else's Netflix broken? | + 15 more jokes | 11 Dec 2022
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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I heard Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter. | + 18 more jokes | 10 Dec 2022
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Dec 10, 2022 |
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Did you hear about the bread factory that caught fire? | + 18 more jokes | 09 Dec 2022
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, | + 15 more jokes | 08 Dec 2022
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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Have you heard Beyoncé’s new Christmas song? | + 17 more jokes | 07 Dec 2022
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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National Miner's Day! Dig these dad jokes! 6 December 2022
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? | + 15 more jokes | 06 Dec 2022
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Dec 06, 2022 |
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Walt Disney Day! Magical dad jokes! 5 December 2022
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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I got in touch with my inner self today | + 17 more jokes | 05 Dec 2022
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Dec 05, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 04 December 2022
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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I was amazed at the queue to get into the Legos store. | + 15 more jokes | 04 Dec 2022
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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National Candle Day! Brighten up your day with these Dad Jokes! 3 December 2022
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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My son woke me up because he was having a scary dream about a mean horse... | + 15 more jokes | 03 Dec 2022
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Dec 03, 2022 |
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National Bartender Day! Serve up these jokes to your family today! 2 December 2022
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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I had a great teacher at my last school, called Mr Turtle. | + 15 more jokes | 02 Dec 2022
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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Why did Gandalf get fired from Hogwarts? | + 18 more jokes | 01 Dec 2022
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Dec 01, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of November 2022!
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Why are Dentists' graves hard to find? | + 17 more jokes | 30 Nov 2022
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (24th edition) | 29 November 2022
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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I placed a big bet on my favorite African nation to win the World Cup. | + 18 more jokes | 29 Nov 2022
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Nov 29, 2022 |
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The Rock used to be the best wrestler in the world… | + 15 more jokes | 28 Nov 2022
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Nov 28, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 27 November 2022
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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I found a communist spy in my house the other day. | + 17 more jokes | 27 Nov 2022
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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My wife asked me, “Why are all the potatoes burnt to a crisp?” | + 18 more jokes | 26 Nov 2022
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Nov 26, 2022 |
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Black Friday Edition! Get these jokes at bargain basement prices! 25 November 2022
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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Dissecting comedy is like dissecting a frog. | + 16 more jokes | 25 Nov 2022
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Nov 25, 2022 |
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Who is in favor of bringing Roman numerals back into use? | + 17 more jokes | 24 Nov 2022
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? | + 18 more jokes | 23 Nov 2022
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Thanksgiving Edition | Jokes to help you get the laughs (and groans) from your family this Thanksgiving! 22 November 2022
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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World Television Day! Turn on to these great dad jokes! 21 November 2022
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Every shape has meaning except for the circle. | + 18 more jokes | 22 Nov 2022
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Nov 22, 2022 |
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Why are athletes heavier than prisoners? | + 17 more jokes | 21 Nov 2022
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 20 November 2022
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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Who is the most lonely billionaire? | + 16 more jokes | 20 Nov 2022
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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World Toilet Day! Flush these jokes out! 19 November 2022
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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What is the worst insult you can say to a ghost? | + 16 more jokes | 19 Nov 2022
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Nov 19, 2022 |
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National Princess Day! Jokes worthy of regal attention. 18 November 2022
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? | + 18 more jokes | 18 Nov 2022
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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My girlfriend asked if I wanted to start doing yoga with her. | + 19 more jokes | 17 Nov 2022
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Nov 17, 2022 |
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National Fast Food Day! 16 November 2022
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? | + 23 more jokes | 16 Nov 2022
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (23rd edition) | 15 November 2022
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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Entrepreneur's Day! Top jokes to celebrate the dreamers and the doers! 15 November 2022
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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I called my pet termite Clint | + 19 more jokes | 15 Nov 2022
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Nov 15, 2022 |
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How can you tell if a sniper likes you? | + 22 more jokes | 14 Nov 2022
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Nov 14, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 13 November 2022
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Nov 13, 2022 |
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When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing | + 21 more jokes | 13 Nov 2022
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Nov 13, 2022 |
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Why are women and children evacuated first in a natural disaster? | + 22 more jokes | 12 Nov 2022
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Nov 12, 2022 |
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National Metal Day! Turn up the groans to 11 with these jokes! 11 November 2022
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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What is Donald Trump's favorite supermarket? | + 21 more jokes | 11 Nov 2022
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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I just watched a surprisingly good movie about an archeologist. | + 23 more jokes | 10 Nov 2022
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Nov 10, 2022 |
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World Freedom Day! Let freedom ring! 9 November 2022
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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How long did Cain beat his brother? | + 20 more jokes | 09 Nov 2022
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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I heard that The Office is getting a sequel series set after the original. | + 20 more jokes | 08 Nov 2022
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Nov 08, 2022 |
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Why was Jon Snow at the Apple store? | + 22 more jokes | 07 Nov 2022
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Nov 07, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 06 November 2022
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Nov 06, 2022 |
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Never throw sodium chloride at someone | + 23 more jokes | 06 Nov 2022
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Nov 06, 2022 |
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American Football Day! Score a touchdown with these jokes! 5 November 2022
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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What's worse than a box that does contain venomous snakes? | + 18 more jokes | 05 Nov 2022
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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Love Your Lawyer Day! Top jokes that have passed the high bar! 4 November 2022
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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My son Luke loves the fact he's named after a Star Wars character | + 22 more jokes | 04 Nov 2022
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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National Sandwich Day! Get your fill of sandwich jokes! 3 November 2022
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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You should never tell secrets to Mr. Potato Head. | + 21 more jokes | 03 Nov 2022
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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National Stress Awareness Day! Relieve your stress with these top dad jokes! 2 November 2022
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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What do you call a vaping vampire? | + 22 more jokes | 02 Nov 2022
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (22nd edition) | 1 November 2022
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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National Vegan Day! Top meatless jokes! 1 November 2022
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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How did Megan Fox and Megan Thee Stallion become successful performers? | + 21 more jokes | 01 Nov 2022
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Nov 01, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Month of October 2022!
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Halloween 2022 Special Episode! 31 October 2022
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. | + 21 more jokes | 31 Oct 2022
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 30 October 2022
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Oct 30, 2022 |
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How did the pigeon become President? | + 19 more jokes | 30 Oct 2022
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Oct 30, 2022 |
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International Internet Day! Log onto these top Internet dad jokes! 29 October 2022
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Oct 29, 2022 |
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Why does Waldo wear stripes? | + 23 more jokes | 29 Oct 2022
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Oct 29, 2022 |
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Microsoft are starting to ban fake email accounts | + 21 more jokes | 28 Oct 2022
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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Why was it hard for Sauron to Guard Mount Doom? | + 22 more jokes | 27 Oct 2022
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. | + 22 more jokes | 26 Oct 2022
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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What do you call Iron Man if his suit falls off? | + 22 more jokes | 25 Oct 2022
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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Did you hear about the Italian Chef who was in critical condition at the hospital? | + 23 more jokes | 24 Oct 2022
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Oct 24, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 23 October 2022
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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I decided to name the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss | + 19 more jokes | 23 Oct 2022
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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How do mermaids talk to each other? | + 22 more jokes | 22 Oct 2022
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Oct 22, 2022 |
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National Apple Day! Top Apple jokes! 21 October 2022
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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I never understood this conservative government. | + 23 more jokes | 21 Oct 2022
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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Mathematicians think that normal people are rude and not nice. | + 20 more jokes | 20 Oct 2022
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Oct 20, 2022 |
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My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape | + 23 more jokes | 19 Oct 2022
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (21st edition) | 18 October 2022
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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I asked my friend why he keeps stealing the same board game from toy stores. | + 20 more jokes | 18 Oct 2022
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Oct 18, 2022 |
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Happy Birthday Eminem! Top jokes to celebrate Slim Shady's big day! 17 October 2022
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Did you hear that Sting got kidnapped? | + 19 more jokes | 17 Oct 2022
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Oct 17, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 16 October 2022
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Justin Timberlake bought some waterfront property in Ukrainian territory occupied by Russia. | + 21 more jokes | 16 Oct 2022
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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Why are Joe Biden’s approval numbers so low? | + 19 more jokes | 15 Oct 2022
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Oct 15, 2022 |
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World Boss' Day! 14 October 2022
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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My car was haunted so I called an exorcist who expelled the ghost. When the bill came, it was too expensive for me to pay. | + 29 more jokes | 14 Oct 2022
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie. | + 27 more jokes | 13 Oct 2022
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Oct 13, 2022 |
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If you're in need of a job, you could try Search and Rescue | + 27 more jokes | 12 Oct 2022
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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A man shows up to a gun fight with nothing more than a pencil and a piece of paper. | + 24 more jokes | 11 Oct 2022
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Oct 11, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 10 October 2022
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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A hot girl came camping with me last week | + 25 more jokes | 10 Oct 2022
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Oct 10, 2022 |
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If you ever forget the rules of chess, you'll be fine. | + 21 more jokes | 09 Oct 2022
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Oct 09, 2022 |
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World Chess Day! Long live the King! 8 October 2022
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick. | + 23 more jokes | 08 Oct 2022
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Oct 08, 2022 |
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Pablo Picasso had an irrational hatred of boxes | + 19 more jokes | 07 Oct 2022
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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What do Donald Trump, Princess Diana, and Pink Floyd have in common? | + 21 more jokes | 06 Oct 2022
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Oct 06, 2022 |
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Why are the Great Pyramids in Egypt ? | + 20 more jokes | 05 Oct 2022
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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National Golf Lovers Day! Tee up with these dad jokes! 4 October 2022
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (20th edition) | 4 October 2022
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator | + 16 more jokes | 04 Oct 2022
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Oct 04, 2022 |
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National Boyfriend Day! Featuring Daily Shower Thoughts host, Lorelai Stewart! 3 October 2022
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Listening to a Queen album might be bad for your health. | + 16 more jokes | 03 Oct 2022
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Oct 03, 2022 |
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Where do boats go when they're sick? | + 15 more jokes | 02 Oct 2022
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Oct 02, 2022 |
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What do conspiracy theorists and Excel have in common? | + 12 more jokes | 01 Oct 2022
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Oct 01, 2022 |
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Top 10 Dad Jokes for September 2022!
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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It's sad that Coolio has died. | + 9 more jokes | 30 Sep 2022
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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National Coffee Day! Enjoy these caffeinated inspired jokes! 29 September 2022
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop speaking in Star Wars quotes. | + 12 more jokes | 29 Sep 2022
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Sep 29, 2022 |
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National Drink Beer Day! Crack open a cold one with the boys! 28 September 2022
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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The Mortal Kombat Theme is based on an Old Scandinavian song | + 9 more jokes | 28 Sep 2022
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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Did you know U2 has the best lawyer in the entire music industry? | + 11 more jokes | 27 Sep 2022
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Sep 27, 2022 |
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What would happen if Uranus collided with Earth? | + 9 more jokes | 26 Sep 2022
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Sep 26, 2022 |
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Andrew Garfield, Tobey McGuire and Tom Holland got into an accident upon arriving at a party. | + 9 more jokes | 25 Sep 2022
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Sep 25, 2022 |
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National Hunting and Fishing Day! Fish for some unBEARable dad jokes! 24 September 2022
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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Have you seen what Mount Rushmore looked like before it was carved? | + 12 more jokes | 24 Sep 2022
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Sep 24, 2022 |
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Back in school, my favorite teacher was Mrs. Turtle | + 12 more jokes | 23 Sep 2022
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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The man who invented throat lozenges died last week. | + 12 more jokes | 22 Sep 2022
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Sep 22, 2022 |
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I just discovered my wife's Tinder profile, and I am so angry about her lies | + 12 more jokes | 21 Sep 2022
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (19th edition) | 20 September 2022
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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Why did the Twitter HQ building collapse? | + 10 more jokes | 20 Sep 2022
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Sep 20, 2022 |
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I know I ain't a ten but every time I enter a bathroom | + 10 more jokes | 19 Sep 2022
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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What do you call a cow that recently had a baby? | + 10 more jokes | 18 Sep 2022
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Sep 18, 2022 |
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This morning I decided to use Red Bull instead of water to make my coffee. | + 9 more jokes | 17 Sep 2022
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Sep 17, 2022 |
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Math needs to grow up… | + 9 more jokes | 16 Sep 2022
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Sep 16, 2022 |
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? | + 12 more jokes | 15 Sep 2022
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Sep 15, 2022 |
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I'm a social vegan | + 12 more jokes | 14 Sep 2022
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Why didn’t Princess Leia simply email the Death Star plans to Obi Wan? | + 11 more jokes | 13 Sep 2022
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Sep 13, 2022 |
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You couldn't make Blazing Saddles in today's Hollywood. | + 9 more jokes | 12 Sep 2022
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Sep 12, 2022 |
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How do you get down from an elephant? | + 11 more jokes | 11 Sep 2022
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Sep 11, 2022 |
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A king and queen walk into a bar. | + 12 more jokes | 10 Sep 2022
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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President Biden was just informed that the Queen has died. | + 9 more jokes | 09 Sep 2022
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Sep 09, 2022 |
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National Actor's and Actress's Day! Break a leg with these top jokes! 08 September 2022
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee | + 11 more jokes | 08 Sep 2022
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Sep 08, 2022 |
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I got arrested for downloading the entire Wikipedia site. | + 10 more jokes | 07 Sep 2022
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Sep 07, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (18th edition) | 6 September 2022
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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What is the most important element on the Periodic Table? | + 10 more jokes | 06 Sep 2022
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Somebody keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off | + 10 more jokes | 05 Sep 2022
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Sep 05, 2022 |
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Do you agree that ALL bed coverings should be thin and machine washable? | + 12 more jokes | 04 Sep 2022
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Sep 04, 2022 |
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What did the river say when the dam got in its way? | + 9 more jokes | 03 Sep 2022
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Sep 03, 2022 |
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A black hole made a joke | + 12 more jokes | 02 Sep 2022
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Sep 02, 2022 |
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My wife said 'You really have no sense of direction, do you ?' | + 12 more jokes | 01 Sep 2022
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Sep 01, 2022 |
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Chris Rock just declined the invite to host 2023 Academy Awards. | + 12 more jokes | 31 Aug 2022
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk? | + 12 more jokes | 30 Aug 2022
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Aug 30, 2022 |
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I’m the best at being alone | + 11 more jokes | 29 Aug 2022
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put one on just so I could say vest day ever like a million times. | + 10 more jokes | 28 Aug 2022
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Aug 28, 2022 |
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The English Language is Weird. | + 10 more jokes | 27 Aug 2022
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Aug 27, 2022 |
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National Dog Day! Jokes that will bring the woof down! 26 August 2022
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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Why do gamers not touch grass? | + 12 more jokes | 26 Aug 2022
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Aug 26, 2022 |
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How do you kill a blue elephant? You shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? | + 12 more jokes | 25 Aug 2022
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Aug 25, 2022 |
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Why was the child’s blanket arrested? | + 12 more jokes | 24 Aug 2022
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (17th edition) | 23 August 2022
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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Why did the dad who went out for pasta get locked out? | + 9 more jokes | 23 Aug 2022
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Aug 23, 2022 |
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Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other? | + 9 more jokes | 22 Aug 2022
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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I took my pet pig to the vet because she was feeling sick. The vet told me to return in a couple hours, so I did. When I came back, the vet presented me with a ham. | + 12 more jokes | 21 Aug 2022
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Aug 21, 2022 |
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Three fish in a tank. One looks to the others and says. | + 12 more jokes | 20 Aug 2022
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Aug 20, 2022 |
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National Potato Day. Top Carbolicious Jokes about Potatoes! 19 August 2022
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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There are 2 reasons why you shouldn't drink toilet water. | + 12 more jokes | 19 Aug 2022
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Aug 19, 2022 |
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What shoes do kidnappers wear? | + 9 more jokes | 18 Aug 2022
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Aug 18, 2022 |
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And God said to John, Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. | + 11 more jokes | 17 Aug 2022
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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I recently began collecting rivers. | + 9 more jokes | 16 Aug 2022
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Aug 16, 2022 |
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Can I still impress you with a joke about the Titanic? | + 11 more jokes | 15 Aug 2022
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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What do you get if you boil a funny bone? | + 9 more jokes | 14 Aug 2022
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Aug 14, 2022 |
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Guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians? | + 9 more jokes | 13 Aug 2022
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Aug 13, 2022 |
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How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? | + 9 more jokes | 12 Aug 2022
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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National Son and Daughter Day! Annoy your offspring with these beauties! 11 August 2022
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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Rome was warned not to make Jesus angry. | + 11 more jokes | 11 Aug 2022
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Aug 11, 2022 |
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It’s my wife’s birthday next week and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over our house. | + 9 more jokes | 10 Aug 2022
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (16th edition) | 9 August 2022
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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I have a Dad Joke about Michael Jackson, but I won’t tell it. | + 12 more jokes | 09 Aug 2022
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Aug 09, 2022 |
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International Cat Day! Feline down? These jokes will pick you up! 08 August 2022
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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My wife asked me to plan a cruise for our vacation. When I did she said that I picked the wrong ocean. | + 11 more jokes | 08 Aug 2022
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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I’m reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen… | + 11 more jokes | 07 Aug 2022
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Aug 07, 2022 |
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What do you call a wife who is average in all areas of life? | + 12 more jokes | 06 Aug 2022
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Aug 06, 2022 |
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Charlie Newhart, Comedian, Actor and Author, delivers his Top 5 Dad Jokes! 04 August 2022
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met? | + 10 more jokes | 05 Aug 2022
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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Are people born with a photographic memory? | + 12 more jokes | 04 Aug 2022
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Aug 04, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (15th edition) | 3 August 2022
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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The reviews for the new Elvis movie have been generally positive. | + 10 more jokes | 03 Aug 2022
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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What does a painter do when he gets cold? | + 11 more jokes | 02 Aug 2022
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Aug 02, 2022 |
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Spider-man Day! Top jokes about your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. | 01 August 2022
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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What do you get when you mix a car, a fly, and a pet? | + 11 more jokes | 01 Aug 2022
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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Larry Gifford, Parkinson's advocate and host of "When Life Gives You Parkinson's" shares his best Dad Jokes!
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Jul 31, 2022 |
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What did Tennessee? | + 10 more jokes | 31 Jul 2022
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Jul 31, 2022 |
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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. | + 11 more jokes | 30 Jul 2022
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Jul 30, 2022 |
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I had to break up with my math teacher girlfriend. | + 12 more jokes | 29 Jul 2022
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. | + 12 more jokes | 28 Jul 2022
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Jul 28, 2022 |
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My company just signed a contract for a documentary series on flying planes! | + 12 more jokes | 27 Jul 2022
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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I have to say—Whiteout is pretty useless… | + 12 more jokes | 26 Jul 2022
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Jul 26, 2022 |
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I asked my friend when their birthday was. He said March 1st. | + 12 more jokes | 25 Jul 2022
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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She’s a ten, but she can move things with her mind. | + 10 more jokes | 24 Jul 2022
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Jul 24, 2022 |
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? | + 9 more jokes | 23 Jul 2022
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Jul 23, 2022 |
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I once broke up with this girl that worked at an aquarium. | + 10 more jokes | 22 Jul 2022
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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What is a candlestick maker's favorite movie? | + 9 more jokes | 21 Jul 2022
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Jul 21, 2022 |
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National Moon Day | Top Lunar Jokes | 20 July 2022
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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Why isn't holy water used in vaccines? | + 12 more jokes | 20 Jul 2022
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (14th edition) | 19 July 2022
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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I went to the library and asked for the self help section | + 10 more jokes | 19 Jul 2022
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Jul 19, 2022 |
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I took a job as an executioner, but it's been tough. | + 9 more jokes | 18 Jul 2022
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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I really want to tell my joke about vampires | + 11 more jokes | 17 Jul 2022
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Jul 17, 2022 |
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How did Captain Hook die? | + 10 more jokes | 16 Jul 2022
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Jul 16, 2022 |
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My wife and I let astrology get between us. | + 12 more jokes | 15 Jul 2022
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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Will Smith must be great at metal works. | + 12 more jokes | 14 Jul 2022
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Jul 14, 2022 |
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Did you hear about the man going around painting peoples houses illegally? | + 11 more jokes | 13 Jul 2022
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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Cow Appreciation Day! Top jokes about all things cow! 12 July 2022
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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I was once kissed by an electrician's daughter | + 11 more jokes | 12 Jul 2022
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Jul 12, 2022 |
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Someone spilled all their seasoning on me yesterday. | + 10 more jokes | 11 Jul 2022
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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I love watching programmes about lakes and rivers on the Internet. Anything water related really. | + 11 more jokes | 10 Jul 2022
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Jul 10, 2022 |
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Why did Walter White crash his car? | + 9 more jokes | 09 Jul 2022
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Jul 09, 2022 |
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Top Video Game Dad Jokes | National Video Game Day | 8 July 2022
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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What did dad say to mom when he bought her the wrong kind of flower? | + 12 more jokes | 08 Jul 2022
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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What do you call a short mother ? | + 12 more jokes | 07 Jul 2022
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Jul 07, 2022 |
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I own a sandwich shop and am desperate for workers. | + 10 more jokes | 06 Jul 2022
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (13th edition) | 5 July 2022
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Since it’s the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington. | + 9 more jokes | 05 Jul 2022
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Jul 05, 2022 |
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Why are vampires very bad Product Managers? | + 9 more jokes | 04 Jul 2022
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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People think grass don’t be wet in the morning | + 12 more jokes | 03 Jul 2022
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Jul 03, 2022 |
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"The Puzzler" author A.J. Jacobs delivers awesome puzzle related Dad Jokes! | Special Guest Episode | 2 July 2022
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Jul 02, 2022 |
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I am a master at forgery. | + 10 more jokes | 02 Jul 2022
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Jul 02, 2022 |
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Why did the dad joke cross the road? | + 9 more jokes | 01 Jul 2022
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine? | + 10 more jokes | 30 Jun 2022
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Jun 30, 2022 |
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My dad gave up smoking cold turkey. | + 10 more jokes | 29 Jun 2022
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (12th edition) | 28 June 2022
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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I asked a wise man for help with my herb garden | + 12 more jokes | 28 Jun 2022
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Jun 28, 2022 |
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Prices are so high now I bought a bottle of Head and Shoulders | + 11 more jokes | 27 Jun 2022
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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Scientists got tired of watching the Earth spin. | + 11 more jokes | 26 Jun 2022
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Jun 26, 2022 |
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Beatles Dad Jokes! Celebrate World Beatles Day with us | 25 June 2022
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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Why can’t you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? | + 9 more jokes | 25 Jun 2022
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Jun 25, 2022 |
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I was so angry earlier that I threw my keyboard against the wall and parts flew everywhere. | + 10 more jokes | 24 Jun 2022
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Jun 24, 2022 |
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What did the postal worker say to the woman looking for a job? | + 11 more jokes | 23 Jun 2022
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Jun 23, 2022 |
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To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office | + 9 more jokes | 22 Jun 2022
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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World Music Day! Listen to our collection of music themed Dad Jokes! 21 June 2021
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (11th edition) | 21 June 2022
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs? | + 12 more jokes | 21 Jun 2022
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Jun 21, 2022 |
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For Father's Day my kids made me breakfast in bed. | + 12 more jokes | 20 Jun 2022
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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Paul Ollinger, Comedian and Host of the Crazy Money Podcast delivers his best Dad Jokes | Special Guest | 19 June 2022
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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People said I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins | + 12 more jokes | 19 Jun 2022
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Jun 19, 2022 |
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What are the chances of a cow standing in a field getting struck by lightning? | + 10 more jokes | 18 Jun 2022
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Jun 18, 2022 |
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My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife asked me to throw them out. | + 9 more jokes | 17 Jun 2022
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Jun 17, 2022 |
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My boss said he was going to fire the employee with the worst posture | + 9 more jokes | 16 Jun 2022
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Jun 16, 2022 |
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I accidentally drank some Holy Water with my laxative. | + 10 more jokes | 15 Jun 2022
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (10th edition) | 14 June 2022
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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My girlfriend is leaving me saying I am not American enough. | + 12 more jokes | 14 Jun 2022
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Jun 14, 2022 |
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Writing crime novels is an okay job. | + 9 more jokes | 13 Jun 2022
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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My roommate says our apartment is haunted by ghosts. | + 10 more jokes | 12 Jun 2022
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Jun 12, 2022 |
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What do wolves call blue hedgehogs? | + 10 more jokes | 11 Jun 2022
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Jun 11, 2022 |
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How are the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense alike? | + 12 more jokes | 10 Jun 2022
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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I heard Disney Plus are renewing Obi Wan Kenobi for a second season. | + 12 more jokes | 09 Jun 2022
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Jun 09, 2022 |
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I dumped my last girlfriend because she was a communist. | + 10 more jokes | 08 Jun 2022
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (9th edition) | 7 June 2022
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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My wife and I took a 1000 mile road trip to see our family. My uncle asked us if we took turns driving on the way up. | + 11 more jokes | 07 Jun 2022
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Jun 07, 2022 |
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Top Gun didn't use the right fighter jets in most scenes | + 12 more jokes | 06 Jun 2022
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Jun 06, 2022 |
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Today was my son's fourth birthday party. I didn't recognize him at first. | + 11 more jokes | 05 Jun 2022
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Jun 05, 2022 |
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Cheesy Jokes to celebrate National Cheese Day! | 04 June 2022
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Jun 04, 2022 |
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I'm starting a business to teach math to little people | + 12 more jokes | 04 Jun 2022
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Jun 04, 2022 |
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How do snails fight? | + 9 more jokes | 03 Jun 2022
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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How do Zombies without noses smell? | + 10 more jokes | 02 Jun 2022
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Jun 02, 2022 |
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I know 2 attractive women who pose in ads for a local bakery | + 10 more jokes | 01 Jun 2022
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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My wife got me a jar of dirt for my birthday | 31 May 2022
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May 31, 2022 |
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You can’t blame anyone if you fall in your driveway | + 9 more jokes | 30 May 2022
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May 30, 2022 |
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When I was teaching in the classroom the kids all laughed at my jokes but once we went Zoom they don’t laugh anymore. | + 11 more jokes | 29 May 2022
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May 29, 2022 |
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National Hamburger Day | Top 10 burger jokes! | 28 May 2022
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May 28, 2022 |
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When you pass away, what's the last thing on your body to die? | + 11 more jokes | 28 May 2022
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May 28, 2022 |
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Why is Spring the favorite season for deciduous trees? | + 12 more jokes | 27 May 2022
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May 27, 2022 |
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World Dracula Day | Top 10 Dracula themed jokes! | 26 May 2022
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May 26, 2022 |
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I was the only one to forget to bring sunscreen to the beach. | + 11 more jokes | 26 May 2022
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May 26, 2022 |
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Someone should market a beer called Occasionally | + 9 more jokes | 25 May 2022
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May 25, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (8th edition) | 24 May 2022
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May 24, 2022 |
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Never fart in an Apple store | + 9 more jokes | 24 May 2022
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May 24, 2022 |
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Why is it so hard to beat Bruce Springsteen in a foot race? | + 10 more jokes | 23 May 2022
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May 23, 2022 |
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My wife apologized for the first time ever today | + 12 more jokes | 22 May 2022
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May 22, 2022 |
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Special Guests from The Podcask share their best Dad Jokes to celebrate World Whiskey Day! | 21 May 2022
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May 21, 2022 |
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What do you call it when Batman skips church? | + 12 more jokes | 21 May 2022
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May 21, 2022 |
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What’s the difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man? | + 12 more jokes | 20 May 2022
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May 20, 2022 |
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The authorities had no idea who set fire to the Notre Dame cathedral... | + 12 more jokes | 19 May 2022
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May 19, 2022 |
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National Numeracy Day Special Episode | Top 10 Dad Jokes about Maths! | 18 May 2022
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May 18, 2022 |
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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? | + 12 more jokes | 18 May 2022
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May 18, 2022 |
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Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes (7th edition) | 17 May 2022
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May 17, 2022 |
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Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill. | + 12 more jokes | 17 May 2022
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May 17, 2022 |
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I heard Bill Gates just bought shares in Jack Daniel's. | + 11 more jokes | 16 May 2022
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