Cold Brew Got Me Like

By Chris Crofton

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Episodes: 284

Aleata
 Jun 18, 2024

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Chris Crofton and his brother Greg have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!

Episode Date
Episode 231: Caught in the Closed Fist of the Bean
Aug 11, 2026
Episode 230: Overheard in the Tanker Line at The Straight of Hormuz
Aug 04, 2026
Episode 229: The Odyssey, Starring Dave Grohl
Jul 25, 2026
Cold Brew Conversations X: Rich Wexler
Jul 14, 2026
Episode 228: Free Solo V - Drinking 6 Beers in 15 Minutes
Jul 07, 2026
Episode 227: A Band Called "Head Hands & Feet"
Jun 16, 2026
Episode 226: I Have Some Bad News, and I Have Some Bad News
Jun 11, 2026
Episode 225: Robot Tongues Licking Laundry Detergent
Jun 07, 2026
Episode 224: Cold Brew Neanderthals!
May 18, 2026
Episode 223: Fans of the Financial Industry Should Skip This Episode
May 13, 2026
Episode 222: Let Them Eat Waymos
May 05, 2026
Episode 221: Aldous Harding Making Weird Noises at the Business Meeting
Apr 18, 2026
Episode 220: "The Cold Brewest Story Ever Told"
Apr 11, 2026
Episode 219: This is a Punk Rock Podcast
Apr 04, 2026
Episode 218: Putting Things on Shelves in the Metaverse
Mar 28, 2026
Episode 217: The Toad's Eyes Shone With Unusual Brilliancy
Mar 12, 2026
Episode 216: Huffington Post Disease
Mar 03, 2026
Cold Brew Conversations IX: Chris Locke
Feb 24, 2026
Episode 215: Alysa Liu is God
Feb 24, 2026
Episode 214: Blackjack
Feb 18, 2026
Episode 213: Let Them Eat Opinion Polls
Feb 12, 2026
Episode 212: Bruce Springsteen Can't Save Us
Feb 05, 2026
Episode 211: 50 Common Bird Sounds
Jan 19, 2026
Cold Brew Conversations VIII: Kristen Toomey
Nov 10, 2025
Episode 210: Why Are You Covering Me in Hot Foam If You Don't Expect Me to Moan?
Nov 08, 2025
Episode 209: Bring the (mouth) Noise!
Nov 03, 2025
Episode 208: Every Golfer Voted for Trump
Oct 16, 2025
Episode 207: Bill Burr, Bob Dylan and The City of Chicago
Oct 08, 2025
Episode 206: X-rated Yelp, Featuring "Short Man G and Dino"
Oct 01, 2025
Episode 205: Free Solo IV - The Great Toaster Scam
Sep 23, 2025
Episode 204: How Did Brad Pitt Master Hollywood?
Sep 16, 2025
Episode 203: Imagine If We Were on a Yacht, but It Felt Just Like Our Regular House!
Sep 10, 2025
Episode 202: The Dignity - and Self-Loathing - of the American Working Class
Aug 26, 2025
Episode 201: Rocky Mountain High (Ketamine), by John Dunbar
Aug 25, 2025
Episode 200: Free Solo III - I'm Your Man
Aug 11, 2025
Episode 199: Paying for Dinner with Peacock Feathers
Aug 06, 2025
Episode 198: The Grunge Report
Jul 23, 2025
Episode 197: Americans Think Major Brands Are Their Friends
Jul 21, 2025
Episode 196: Pretty Take Machine™
Jul 08, 2025
Episode 195: If You Have a Train Set, You Have Low T
Jul 02, 2025
Episode 194: Jedi Brown
Jun 23, 2025
Episode 193: Sexual Pursuits - The Vape Flavor
Jun 19, 2025
Episode 192: Free Solo II
Jun 11, 2025
Episode 191: Free Solo
Jun 03, 2025
Cold Brew Conversations VII: Comedian/Musician Rick Wood
May 27, 2025
Episode 190: All Jokers, No Batmen
May 27, 2025
Episode 189: F*ck Jelly Roll
May 16, 2025
Episode 188: Undo Your Whole Childhood by Breathing Funny for Ten Minutes a Day!
May 06, 2025
Episode 187: Let Them Eat Milton Friedman
Apr 28, 2025
Episode 186: Self-help in the Time of Cholera
Apr 24, 2025
Cold Brew Conversations VI: Author/Filmmaker Alex R. Johnson
Apr 21, 2025
Episode 185: Ketamine Meet-and-Greet
Apr 14, 2025
Episode 184: Abundance?! How About We Start With...THE BARE MINIMUM
Apr 13, 2025
Episode 183: Out-of-hand Amounts of Animosity Toward Political Consultants
Mar 31, 2025
Episode 182: Curtis Yarvin and the Myth of the Benevolent Monarch
Mar 24, 2025
Episode 181: The Mailman is F*cked Now That Every Building Looks the Same
Mar 11, 2025
Episode 180: Let Them Eat Both-Sides Journalism
Mar 04, 2025
Episode 179: The Spotify Approach™ to Ending Wars
Feb 24, 2025
Episode 178: Spineless Democrats and Self-Driving Hotels
Feb 17, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 2/10/25
Feb 10, 2025
Episode 177: The Banality of Blinken
Feb 10, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 2/3/25
Feb 03, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 1/31/25
Jan 31, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 1/17/25
Jan 17, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 1/15/25
Jan 15, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 1/13/25
Jan 13, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 1/8/25
Jan 08, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* RIP Richard Foreman
Jan 06, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 1/3/25
Jan 03, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* HAPPY 2025!!!
Jan 01, 2025
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/30/24
Dec 30, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* Christmas 2024
Dec 25, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/23/24
Dec 23, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/20/2024
Dec 20, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/18/24
Dec 18, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/16/24
Dec 16, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/13/24
Dec 13, 2024
Episode 176: Adult Jungle Gyms and Cursed Chicken Fingers
Dec 11, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/11/24
Dec 11, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/9/24
Dec 09, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/6/24
Dec 06, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/4/24
Dec 04, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 12/2/24
Dec 02, 2024
Episode 175: COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS with special guest - Comedian Blake Wexler!!!
Dec 01, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/29/24
Nov 29, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/27/24
Nov 27, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/25/24
Nov 25, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/22/24
Nov 22, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/20/24
Nov 20, 2024
Episode 174: First Cup of Coffee After the Election
Nov 19, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/18/24
Nov 18, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/15/24
Nov 15, 2024
Episode 173: COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS - with Special Guest - Writer/Comedian Jamie Loftus!
Nov 15, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/13/24
Nov 13, 2024
Episode 172: Elections and Antidepressants
Nov 11, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/11/24
Nov 11, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/8/2024
Nov 08, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/6/24
Nov 06, 2024
Episode 171: We're Paying a Huge Price for These Cat Videos
Nov 06, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/4/24
Nov 04, 2024
Episode 170: COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Greg Edwards!
Nov 01, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 11/1/24
Nov 01, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/30/24
Oct 30, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/28/24
Oct 28, 2024
Episode 169: HUMPHREY GO-KART
Oct 27, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/25/24
Oct 25, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/23/24
Oct 23, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/21/24
Oct 21, 2024
Episode 168: COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Allen Strickland Williams!
Oct 21, 2024
*GOOD MORNING GOT ME LIKE* 10/18/24
Oct 18, 2024
Episode 167: "The Dinner Defense" - the Oligarchs' Final Gambit
Oct 18, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/16/24
Oct 16, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/14/24
Oct 14, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/11/24
Oct 11, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/9/24
Oct 09, 2024
Episode 166: COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Kristen Toomey!
Oct 08, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/8/24
Oct 08, 2024
*Poetry Window* 10/5/24
Oct 05, 2024
*Good Morning Got Me Like* 10/4/24
Oct 04, 2024
Episode 165: When Live Nation Captures All the Venues, Your City is Finished
Oct 03, 2024
Episode 164: The Great American Pastime of Demonizing Public Housing
Sep 24, 2024
Episode 163: Kicking the Refrigerator to Get More Cheese Out of It
Sep 17, 2024
Episode 162: Leonardo da Vinci - Hipster?
Sep 11, 2024
Episode 161: Introspective Monkeys Get the Least Bananas
Sep 05, 2024
Episode 160: There's No Such Thing as Netflix After the Power Grid Goes Down
Aug 30, 2024
Episode 159: Elon Musk's Helter Skelter
Aug 21, 2024
Episode 158: A Chip in Your Head That Pays for Smoothies
Aug 14, 2024
Episode 157: The Morbid Dreams of Big Tech
Aug 07, 2024
Episode 156: How High Parking Rates Kill Art
Aug 01, 2024
Episode 155: Saving America From Pod Save America
Jul 16, 2024
Episode 154: Tons of Information - No Power
Jul 10, 2024
Episode 153: The Supreme (LOL) Court
Jul 04, 2024
Episode 152: Do You Speak Gibb??
Jun 25, 2024
Episode 151: Charcuterie is a Psy-Op!
Jun 18, 2024
Episode 150: Charles Manson Singing "Since U Been Gone"
Jun 12, 2024
Episode 149: A Crofton's History of The United States
Jun 04, 2024
Episode 148: Eddie Vedder - Dissident?
May 30, 2024
Episode 147: It's Time For Us to Confront Powerlifters
May 23, 2024
Episode 146: Shorty Shea's Monogrammed Luggage
May 14, 2024
Episode 145: Cold Brew Makes Your Pancreas Sparkle!
Apr 30, 2024
Episode 144: Every Skull in the Catacombs Wishes It Was at a Football Game
Apr 23, 2024
Episode 143: Chris Health Update (good news!!)
Apr 16, 2024
Episode 142: More Amy Goodman, Less Anderson Cooper
Apr 09, 2024
Episode 141: The Inner Lives of Circus Strongmen
Apr 02, 2024
Episode 140: Stockton Rush's Submersible Honky-Tonk
Mar 26, 2024
Episode 139: Tennessee Death Trip
Mar 19, 2024
Episode 138: Nashville 3.0 and The Liberal Divide
Feb 27, 2024
Episode 137: Are Horses Conservative??
Feb 20, 2024
Episode 136: Rich People Are Always Talking About Berries
Feb 14, 2024
Episode 135: 19th Century Farmers In Therapy
Feb 07, 2024
Episode 134: Stockton Rush's "DISRUPTOR" Coffee Cup
Jan 30, 2024
Episode 133: Chris Broke His Scapula
Jan 24, 2024
Episode 132: Chris vs Himself
Jan 17, 2024
Episode 131: Funny Girl, starring Kurt Cobain
Jan 09, 2024
Episode 130: Throwing Pies at Oligarchs
Jan 02, 2024
Episode 129: A Flying F*ck Into a Rolling Donut
Dec 28, 2023
Episode 128: Choreographing Content
Dec 19, 2023
Episode 127: The Shoplifting False Flag
Dec 12, 2023
Episode 126: I Can't Fill My Pipe Without Being Interrupted
Nov 28, 2023
Episode 125: Hair X™
Nov 22, 2023
Episode 124: Gold Bars With Wheels On 'Em
Nov 14, 2023
Episode 123: Self-driving Cars Will Become Sentient and Run Us All Over
Nov 08, 2023
Episode 122: Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton™
Oct 31, 2023
Episode 121: What About Cold Yoga?!
Oct 25, 2023
Episode 120: The Cops are Quiet Quitting
Oct 17, 2023
Episode 119: Ayn Rand, Moron
Oct 10, 2023
Episode 118: The Chris Crofton Telethon
Oct 03, 2023
Episode 117: 2001 Dalmatians
Sep 26, 2023
Episode 116: Jann Wenner Stole Kids' Allowances and Gave Them to Mick Jagger
Sep 19, 2023
Episode 115: Robert Downey Jr.'s Sustainable Malibu Home
Sep 13, 2023
Episode 114: Jake Gyllenhaal's Cappuccino
Sep 06, 2023
Episode 113: The Greased Watermelon
Aug 29, 2023
Episode 112: Backstage at The National with Mom
Aug 22, 2023
Episode 111: 13,000 Votes
Aug 09, 2023
Episode 110: White People Love The Shawshank Redemption
Aug 02, 2023
Episode 109: Put Headphones on Your Houseplants
Jul 25, 2023
Episode 108: Cold Brew Roofers™
Jul 18, 2023
Episode 107: "Dish Pit"- The Movie
Jul 11, 2023
Episode 106: The Supreme Joke
Jul 04, 2023
Episode 105: The Submersible Libertarian
Jun 26, 2023
Episode 104: Shifty Shellshock's TED Talk
Jun 20, 2023
Episode 103: How to Stop Worrying and Love the Trickle Down
Jun 13, 2023
Episode 102: John Philip Cold Brew
Jun 06, 2023
Episode 101: Privatizing Billy Joel
May 31, 2023
Episode 100: EPISODE 100!!!!!!
May 23, 2023
Episode 99: Chris Talks About Being at Woodstock 99...Again!
May 09, 2023
Episode 98: Let Them Eat Stadiums
May 02, 2023
Episode 97: Blood, Sweat & Gerrymandering
Apr 25, 2023
Episode 96: Gavin Rossdale's Poetry
Apr 17, 2023
Episode 95: The "Tennessee Three"
Apr 11, 2023
Episode 94: America's Gun Disgrace
Apr 04, 2023
Episode 93: Rupert Murdoch's Beach Bod
Mar 27, 2023
Episode 92: The Lies of Larry Summers
Mar 20, 2023
Episode 91: E-Z Listening For Billionaires
Mar 14, 2023
Episode 90: Jacques Cousteau - Cold Brew Icon
Mar 07, 2023
Episode 89: The Kennedys Were a Boy Band
Feb 28, 2023
Episode 88: Eat Cans Like a Goat™
Feb 21, 2023
Episode 87: Rick Rubin's Front Door
Feb 14, 2023
Episode 86: Cold Brew for Mayor!
Feb 06, 2023
Episode 85: The Modern Stoned™
Feb 02, 2023
Episode 84: Skate Bird vs Puberty
Jan 25, 2023
Episode 83: Cold Brew for the Elderly™
Jan 17, 2023
Episode 82: "His name was Laugh Out Loud Creme, apparently"
Jan 02, 2023
Episode 81: Billie Jean King's Greatest Hits
Dec 24, 2022
Episode 80: John Denver's Amaretto Sour
Dec 13, 2022
Episode 79: Poverty is the Ultimate Radicalizer
Dec 06, 2022
Episode 78: The Cold Brew Pipeline
Nov 29, 2022
Episode 77: Crofton Cheesesteaks™
Nov 22, 2022
Episode 76: Cold Brew Gentrification
Nov 15, 2022
Episode 75: I Like Coffee and Old Clothes
Nov 08, 2022
Episode 74: Tangerine Dreaming
Nov 01, 2022
Episode 73: Steven Tyler's Toes
Oct 25, 2022
Episode 72: Thirty Woodchucks
Oct 17, 2022
Episode 71: Pumpkin Creamed
Oct 10, 2022
Episode 70: Neon Fire Trucks Squirting Hair Gel
Oct 04, 2022
Episode 69: The Sexxx Episode
Sep 27, 2022
Episode 68: King Kong at the Beach
Sep 21, 2022
Episode 67: You Wanna Piece of Me Saltwater Taffy??
Sep 13, 2022
Episode 66: Cold Brew Joan Didion
Sep 06, 2022
Episode 65: Baby Knows I Like to Be Excited
Aug 30, 2022
Episode 64: Tipping Grandma on the App
Aug 24, 2022
Episode 63: Fill the Fool's Cup!
Aug 16, 2022
Episode 62: Irish Snow
Aug 09, 2022
Episode 61: From Pirates to Playwrights
Aug 02, 2022
Episode 60: Funneling Dust
Jul 25, 2022
Episode 59: The Ultimate Piece of Cheese
Jul 20, 2022
Episode 58: Leonardo da Coldbrew
Jun 29, 2022
Episode 57: Iggy Pop: Bourgeois Pig??
Jun 18, 2022
Episode 56: Gofundme Bigfoot
Jun 03, 2022
Episode 55: Guns and Neanderthals
May 27, 2022
Episode 54: United States of Independent Contractors
May 21, 2022
Episode 53: The Eddie Vedder Variety Hour
May 13, 2022
Episode 52: Starstruck By Bookstore Clerks
May 06, 2022
Episode 51: Billionaires are Hoarders
Apr 29, 2022
Episode 50: Square Dancing With a Mouse
Apr 23, 2022
Episode 49: Sports Fans Love Promo Junk
Apr 16, 2022
Episode 48: Cold Brew Makes You Twice as Tall™
Apr 08, 2022
Episode 47: The Only Podcast Discussing the Oscar Slap
Apr 01, 2022
Episode 46: Chris Martin's Hairline
Mar 26, 2022
Episode 45: Racy John Fogerty
Mar 18, 2022
Episode 44: Goldendoodles are Hairy Roombas
Mar 11, 2022
Episode 43: Jay Sebring Chasing Clint Eastwood With a Blow Dryer
Mar 04, 2022
Episode 42: January 6th Was Woodstock for Confused People
Feb 26, 2022
Episode 41: Chris Complains About Dua Lipa
Feb 18, 2022
Episode 40: Phone Call to a Bridge
Feb 15, 2022
Episode 39: Cloak Boy
Jan 09, 2022
Episode 38: When Axl Rose Got His Teeth Fixed
Dec 18, 2021
Episode 37: I Thought That Rascal Was Somewhere Having a Milkshake
Dec 10, 2021
Episode 36: UFO or Food Truck??
Dec 03, 2021
Episode 35: Is Your Carpet Ankle-deep? Why not??
Nov 27, 2021
Episode 34: Sex Coffee
Nov 19, 2021
Episode 33: Pinky the Cat
Nov 12, 2021
Episode 32: Box Trucks Gettin Crew Cuts
Nov 05, 2021
Episode 31: Captain Nemo is an American
Oct 31, 2021
Episode 30: Racism At The Ryman
Oct 22, 2021
Episode 29: William Shatner Boldly Goes Where Plenty of People Have Gone Before
Oct 15, 2021
Episode 28: Vanilla Coffee Tastes Like Vanilla
Oct 08, 2021
Episode 27: Ghost Hunter Makeover
Sep 24, 2021
Episode 26: Mr. Coffee’s Sea Serpents
Sep 17, 2021
Episode 25: You Bloody Fool
Sep 10, 2021
Episode 24: Eight O’ Clock Coffee in a French Press
Sep 03, 2021
Episode 23: Honeymooning on a Merchant Marine Vessel
Aug 27, 2021
Episode 22: Outback Hipster
Aug 20, 2021
Episode 21: The Terrible Consequences of “American Exceptionalism”
Aug 13, 2021
Episode 20: Don’t Be Afraid to Say You Don’t Like Smoking a Pipe
Aug 05, 2021
Episode 19: It's Texas where I am
Aug 01, 2021
Episode 18: Revolutionary War Rockabilly
Jul 24, 2021
Episode 17: Branson? Not a Fan, Son
Jul 15, 2021
Episode 16: John DeLorean, Watch Salesman
Jul 08, 2021
Episode 15: Homunculus in a Bathing Suit
Jul 01, 2021
Episode 14: Stairway to Trauma
Jun 25, 2021
Episode 13: Bozo Bezos Goes to Space
Jun 11, 2021
Episode 12: Action Bowling and Rolaids
Jun 02, 2021
Episode 11: Murderer Refuses to Closee Video Store
May 30, 2021
Episode 10: Cold Brew High Dive
May 22, 2021
Episode 9: 18 Bones
May 13, 2021
Episode 8: Jim Morrison's Son Cliff!
May 06, 2021
Episode 7: The Mad Canadian
Apr 29, 2021
Episode 6: Do What Thou Wilt at Niagara Falls
Apr 15, 2021
Episode 5: Are Yetis Just Introverts?
Apr 02, 2021
Episode 4: The Doors of Poor Reception
Mar 26, 2021
Episode 3: Testing EVP Ghost Dating Apps in the Field
Mar 18, 2021
Episode 2: Speculating Wildly About The Badge Man
Mar 10, 2021
Episode 1: Warm Milk w/ Bertie Higgins & Sonny Limbo
Mar 06, 2021