Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike
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Episodes: 270
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Dec 5, 2024
Smart Stupid
Sep 13, 2023
2 relatively smart brothas hilariously discuss current events and life's curiosities while talking to some of the stupidest callers you've ever heard in your life.
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Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
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Hold Our Hands - Episode 270
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Aug 05, 2026 |
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Pill Ladies - Episode 269
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Jul 29, 2026 |
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Beat The Allegations - Episode 268
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Jul 22, 2026 |
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Her Mom Stole Her Name - Episode 267
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Jul 15, 2026 |
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Where’s It At? - Episode 266
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Jul 08, 2026 |
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2 Deadbeat Dads - Episode 265
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Jul 01, 2026 |
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Man Boobs - Episode 264
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Jun 24, 2026 |
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Mixed Signals - Episode 263
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Jun 17, 2026 |
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What Do You Suck At? - Episode 262
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Jun 10, 2026 |
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Instant Type 2 w/ Hassan Phills - Episode 261
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Jun 03, 2026 |
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Listener Callers Only PT. 2 - Episode 260
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May 27, 2026 |
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Take The Glove Off - Episode 259
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May 20, 2026 |
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Why Did You Cut Them Off? w/The Kid Mero - Episode 258
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May 13, 2026 |
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He Still Hates Jayson Tatum - Episode 257
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May 06, 2026 |
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As A Man w/ Joe Santagato - Episode 256
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Apr 29, 2026 |
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I’m Bored Of My Girlfriend - Episode 255
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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Our Listeners Hate Their Jobs - Episode 254
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Apr 15, 2026 |
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Customer Service Dummies - Episode 253
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Apr 08, 2026 |
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Is She Guilty? - Episode 252
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Apr 01, 2026 |
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Wearing The Same Size As Your Girl - Episode 251
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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Don’t Judge Me But… - Episode 250
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Mar 18, 2026 |
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Listeners Beg For Forgiveness - Episode 249
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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Studs On Payroll w/ Bhen - Episode 248
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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In Love With Two People - Episode 247
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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No Seasoning - Episode 246
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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Crash Court - Episode 245
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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Kool Kidz Kennel - Episode 244
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Feb 04, 2026 |
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Too Many Birds On The Ground - Episode 243
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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Hot Pocket - Episode 242
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Jan 21, 2026 |
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5 Kids at 21 - Episode 241
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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Go Get A Cup - Episode 240
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Jan 07, 2026 |
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Something People Are Afraid To Admit - Episode 239
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Dec 31, 2025 |
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Over 30 Under 40 - Episode 238
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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She Called Off The Wedding - Episode 237
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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From The Passenger Seat W/ Malik B - Episode 236
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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The Prices Are Up W/ Myron Jewell - Episode 235
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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The Pans Turned Him On - Episode 234
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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Teabagged Matcha w/ Noel Miller - Episode 233
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Taking Pictures At The Urinal w/ Marco Summers - Episode 232
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Should This Be Normalized? - Episode 231
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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You Can Burn A Bridge If You Have A Boat Feat. LaRussell - Episode 230
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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Is It For Sale? - Episode 229
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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The Mosh Pit Puncher - Episode 228
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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The Automatic Paper Towel Machine Theory - Episode 227
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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He’s Cheating Starter Pack - Episode 226
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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Short Term Relationships - Episode 225
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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The Brokest Thing You’ve Ever Done - Episode 224
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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Premeditated Cheating - Episode 223
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Sep 10, 2025 |
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Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.3 - Episode 222
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Sep 03, 2025 |
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Toe Tickling Fetish Exposed - Episode 221
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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Vibrating Toilet Seats - Episode 220
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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Our Listeners Are Delusional - Episode 219
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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What’s Ruining Our Society? - Episode 218
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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Can I Try A Piece? - Episode 217
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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Scissors, Cellmates & Bail Money - Episode 216
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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Mama Took The Charge - Episode 215
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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Double Life - Episode 214
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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Pocket-Sized Love - Episode 213
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Jul 02, 2025 |
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How You Celebrated Juneteenth - Episode 212
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Your Biggest Hot Take feat T-Pain - Episode 211
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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Favorite Eater - Episode 210
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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Gold Star Stud feat Grits & Eggs Podcast - Episode 209
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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My Girl Got Scoliosis - Episode 208
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May 28, 2025 |
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Maybe I’m Crazy - Episode 207
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May 21, 2025 |
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Callers Only - Episode 206
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May 14, 2025 |
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Giving Too Much Information Feat Devon Werkheiser - Episode 205
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May 07, 2025 |
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The Most Desperate Thing You’ve Done - Episode 204
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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Most High Moment - Episode 203
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Apr 23, 2025 |
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I know What You Are feat. 414bigfrank - Episode 202
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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The CarFax feat. Brandon Jennings - Episode 201
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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The Storyline - Episode 200
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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Multiple Loadouts - Episode 199
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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Listeners Give Dating Advice - Episode 198
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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Worst Online Purchase - Episode 197
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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Thanksgiving Chile with Hasan Piker - Episode 196
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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The Percolator - Episode 195
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.2 - Episode 194
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Meat Rankings - Episode 193
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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6 Baby Mamas and 6 Kids - Episode 192
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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Feet On The Dresser - Episode 191
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Checked Bags - Episode 190
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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2 Man From Jail - Episode 189
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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The Way She Says It - Episode 188
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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Medium Ugly - Episode 187
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Jan 01, 2025 |
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Christmas Miracle - Episode 186
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Dec 25, 2024 |
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Leave It In 2024 - Episode 185
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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Top 4 - Episode 184
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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Hire A Bigger Person - Episode 183
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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Turtle Neck - Episode 182
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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Something To Giggle About - Episode 181
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Nov 20, 2024 |
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Heat Stroke - Episode 180
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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A Mohawk In 2024 - Episode 179
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Nov 06, 2024 |
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I Get it From My Mama - Episode 178
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Miss Veronica - Episode 177
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Oct 23, 2024 |
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Winnie The Pooh - Episode 176
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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Change A Moment In History - Episode 175
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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Flying F150 with Joey Avery - Episode 174
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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The Valedictorian - Episode 173
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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Thick and Thin with Noel Miller - Episode 172
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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Let Her Cheat - Episode 171
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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Height Fishing - Episode 170
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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Bend The Truth with Hasan Piker - Episode 169
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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One Wish - Episode 168
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Aug 21, 2024 |
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What You Love In Secret - Episode 167
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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Our Listeners Got BBLs - Episode 166
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Aug 07, 2024 |
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Work Scandal - Episode 165
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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The Great Escape - Episode 164
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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Brotherly Love - Episode 163
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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Luckiest Day Ever - Episode 162
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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Not Me Though - Episode 161
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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Nissan Toyota - Episode 160
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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Do It For Danny Feat 24kGoldn - Episode 159
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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I Know Morris Chestnut Feat. LaRussell - Episode 158
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Episode 157
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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Sending Our Callers To Prison - Episode 156
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May 29, 2024 |
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Listener Diss Track - Episode 155
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May 22, 2024 |
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Million Dollar Bond - Episode 154
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May 15, 2024 |
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The Perfect Escape Plan - Episode 153
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May 08, 2024 |
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Broken Leg - Episode 152
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May 01, 2024 |
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Delusional Thoughts - Episode 151
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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The Most Embarrassing Item You Own - Episode 150
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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Worst Day Ever - Episode 149
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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Your Worst Enemy - Episode 148
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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Guy Girl - Episode 147
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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Does My Meat Grow? - Episode 146
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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The Worst Internet Search - Episode 145
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Why Men Can’t Stretch In Public feat Daphnique Springs - Episode 144
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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Black History Trivia - Episode 143
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Things You Shouldn’t Do If You’re Poor - Episode 142
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Finding Our Listeners Love - Episode 141
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Unpopular Opinion - Episode 140
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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Public Service Announcement - Episode 139
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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Alive At His Funeral - Episode 138
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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$20 If You Make Us Laugh - Episode 137
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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Katt Williams vs Everyone - Episode 136
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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Your State Vs Everybody - Episode 135
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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The Worst Job Ever - Episode 134
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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Slang School With Thanasis Antetokounmpo - Episode 133
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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Hidden Talents - Episode 132
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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Listener Vent Session - Episode 131
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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Zookeeper Facts - Episode 130
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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Top 3 White Rappers - Episode 129
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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The 3 Way Contract - Episode 128
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Proud Side Chick - Episode 127
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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Something You Secretly Like - Episode 126
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Confess Your Crimes - Episode 125
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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Listener Conspiracy Theories - Episode 124
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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$500 Battery - Episode 123
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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Scooby Snacks - Episode 122
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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Beef With The British - Episode 121
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Desperate For Lil Baby - Episode 120
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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To Pray? - Episode 119
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Sep 13, 2023 |
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Which Cheek? - Episode 118
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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A Barking Pillow - Episode 117
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Dreadhead Algorithm - Episode 160
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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Street Therapist - Episode 115
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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Peanut Allergy - Episode 114
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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Missing Dad - Episode 113
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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Dog Licks - Episode 112
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Joey Chestnut - Episode 111
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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Funeral Request - Episode 110
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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Made Her Switch Back - Episode 109
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Jul 05, 2023 |
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How To Ruin A Relationship - Episode 108
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Jun 28, 2023 |
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Juneteenth vs Cinco de Mayo - Episode 107
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Jun 21, 2023 |
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Please Say Sike - Episode 106
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Jun 14, 2023 |
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How To Make America Better - Episode 105
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Jun 07, 2023 |
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Can’t Trust An R&B Singer - Episode 104
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May 31, 2023 |
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He Looked Like Her Ex - Episode 103
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May 24, 2023 |
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They Jumped Grandpa - Episode 102
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May 17, 2023 |
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Active Cheater - Episode 101
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May 10, 2023 |
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Make It Clap Auntie - Episode 100
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May 03, 2023 |
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13 Inches - Episode 99
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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Keep Grinding - Episode 98
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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Out Of My League - Episode 97
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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Homeless Prayer - Episode 96
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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Bonding At Walmart - Episode 95
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Apr 08, 2023 |
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I Took My Mom On A Date - Episode 94
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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Let Me Smell You - Episode 93
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Apr 01, 2023 |
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Balls of Steel - Episode 92
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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Quick Beef - Episode 91
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Mar 25, 2023 |
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The Black Leprechaun - Episode 90
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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The Voice Changer - Episode 89
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Mar 15, 2023 |
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Grandma Stole Her Man - Episode 88
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Mar 08, 2023 |
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Make Grandma Fumble - Episode 87
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Mar 01, 2023 |
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Hit By A Car And Fired - Episode 86
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Feb 22, 2023 |
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How A Rock Ruined A Relationship - Episode 85
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Feb 15, 2023 |
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We Found Nemo - Episode 84
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Feb 08, 2023 |
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What's in Alaska? - Episode 83
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Feb 01, 2023 |
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Auntie's Funeral - Episode 82
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Jan 25, 2023 |
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Bruce Wayne - Episode 81
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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Merch In Heaven - Episode 80
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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A Strange Ask - Episode 79
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Jan 04, 2023 |
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No Spit For You - Episode 78
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Dec 28, 2022 |
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What’s Growling? - Episode 77
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Girlfriend Number Two - Episode 76
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Dec 14, 2022 |
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My Grandma A Munch - Episode 75
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Dec 07, 2022 |
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She Doesn’t Think I’m Alive - Episode 74
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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It Wasn’t A Mistake - Episode 73
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Through The Wire - Episode 72
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Nov 16, 2022 |
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My Missing Dog - Episode 71
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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Work Husband - Episode 70
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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You Speak Spanish? - Episode 69
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Oct 26, 2022 |
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Four Ways To Get Jumped - Episode 68
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Oct 19, 2022 |
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Glizzy In The Closet - Episode 67
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Oct 12, 2022 |
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Am I Too Late? - Episode 66
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Oct 05, 2022 |
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Listener Confessions - Episode 65
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Sep 28, 2022 |
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Bros Over Kinks - Episode 64
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Sep 21, 2022 |
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Juicy J - Episode 63
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Sep 14, 2022 |
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Send Your Mom To Jail - Episode 62
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Sep 06, 2022 |
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Let Me Buy You A Drink - Episode 61
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Aug 31, 2022 |
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Playing House - Episode 60
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Aug 24, 2022 |
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Make Yourself At Home - Episode 59
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Aug 17, 2022 |
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Adult Wipes - Episode 58
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Aug 10, 2022 |
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Wrong Protest - Episode 57
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Aug 03, 2022 |
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The Difference Between Country And Rap - Episode 56
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Jul 27, 2022 |
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Knock On Wood - Episode 55
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Jul 20, 2022 |
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Five Packs Of Ramen - Episode 54
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Jul 13, 2022 |
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Smoked Apples - Episode 53
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Jul 06, 2022 |
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Bot Behavior - Episode 52
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Jun 29, 2022 |
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Drake Did This On Purpose - Episode 51
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Jun 22, 2022 |
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Your Parents Are Watching - Episode 50
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Jun 15, 2022 |
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My Last Whooping - Episode 49
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Jun 08, 2022 |
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Straight Wood - Episode 48
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Jun 01, 2022 |
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Wheelchair Basketball - Episode 47
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May 25, 2022 |
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The Shocker - Episode 46
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May 18, 2022 |
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What Happens In Dubai Stays In Dubai - Episode 45
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May 11, 2022 |
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T Drive - Episode 44
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May 04, 2022 |
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Fred Durst Ruined My Band - Episode 43
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Apr 27, 2022 |
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Milked - Episode 42
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Apr 20, 2022 |
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Ocean or Lake? - Episode 41
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Apr 13, 2022 |
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Two Mouths - Episode 40
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Apr 06, 2022 |
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Slap Him If You Love Me - Episode 39
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Mar 30, 2022 |
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Gas On Layaway - Episode 38
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Mar 23, 2022 |
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Serial Cheater - Episode 37
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Mar 16, 2022 |
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Don’t Flinch - Episode 36
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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Daddy - Episode 35
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Mar 02, 2022 |
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Am I Good To Drive? - Episode 34
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Feb 23, 2022 |
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Another Kanye Podcast - Episode 33
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Feb 16, 2022 |
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Uncancellable - Episode 32
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Feb 09, 2022 |
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Keep It In The Drafts - Episode 31
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Feb 02, 2022 |
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A Third-Party - Episode 30
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Jan 26, 2022 |
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Kanye Vs Pete - Episode 29
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Jan 19, 2022 |
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Taco Bell Wings - Episode 28
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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A Fetty Wap Christmas - Episode 27
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Dec 29, 2021 |
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Explosionist - Episode 26
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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Off The Back - Episode 25
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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Sallie Mae is On Instagram! - Episode 24
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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Kanye’s Prayer - Episode 23
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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Birthday Behavior - Episode 22
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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X-Ray Vision - Episode 21
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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We’re Back - Episode 20
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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Funny Moments Compilation
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Seekers or Secrets? - Episode 19
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Oct 27, 2021 |
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The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18
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Oct 20, 2021 |
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Viva Viagra - Episode 17
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Oct 13, 2021 |
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YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16
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Oct 06, 2021 |
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You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15
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Sep 29, 2021 |
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Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14
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Sep 22, 2021 |
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The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13
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Sep 15, 2021 |
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Kanye, Drake, and Kangaroos - Episode 12
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Sep 08, 2021 |
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Tender Touch - Episode 11
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Sep 01, 2021 |
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The Milk Man - Episode 10
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Aug 25, 2021 |
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Late Nights - Episode 9
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Aug 18, 2021 |
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Cancel Everyone - Episode 8
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Aug 11, 2021 |
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Bidet Chronicles - Episode 7
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Aug 04, 2021 |
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Goat Head - Episode 5
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Jul 21, 2021 |
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Wheaties - Episode 4
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Jul 14, 2021 |
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Back Then - Episode 3
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Jul 07, 2021 |
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The Seed - Episode 2
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Jun 30, 2021 |
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The Pilot - Episode 1
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Jun 26, 2021 |