Western Promises
By WesternPromises
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Episodes: 134
Description
Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
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195 If There Is A Chair
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Oct 30, 2026 |
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195 listen to the new episode same as the old episode
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Mar 14, 2026 |
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194 my ex-gf was questioned by the fbi about my browser history and all i got was this stupid tshirt (pt 1)
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Feb 19, 2026 |
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193 Armored_Core_rule_34_18_and_up.mov
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Jan 25, 2026 |
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192 Ooda Loop
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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191 RIP King Cobra JFS
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Aug 24, 2025 |
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190 Mobyheads
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Aug 09, 2025 |
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189 Our Flag Was Still There
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Jul 18, 2025 |
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188 BBQ Jr
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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187 Phil from WatchMojo
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Jun 07, 2025 |
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186 YN Sheldon
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May 09, 2025 |
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185 Madison Chair Garden
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Apr 11, 2025 |
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184 Enter the Matrix, Queen?
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Apr 04, 2025 |
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183 Copyright Copywrong
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Mar 28, 2025 |
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171: Christmas Spooktacular 2024
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Dec 25, 2024 |
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170 can a computer spell ICUP?
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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168 [FRIENDSHIPCULTGANG]
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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165 The Roads are Triangles
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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164 Democracy Dies in Dankness
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Nov 08, 2024 |
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162 Dr Mario
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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158 Fistula
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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155 Monster Rancher
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Aug 30, 2024 |
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154 Big Beautiful Children
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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153 Who "Watches" the "Watchmen"
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Aug 16, 2024 |
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Western Promises Trailer?
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Jul 16, 2024 |
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1-800-PROMISES #1: fun in the solar powered sun
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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141 NO EDITING/PURE/WHOLE
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May 11, 2024 |
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136 Getting Head to the second power
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Apr 06, 2024 |
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unlocked wpp031 Edward Gay Thumbs
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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131 this is for you, melinda
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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*UNLOCKED* wpp 042 The Champagne of Opiates
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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129 The Call of the Noid
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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128 Reel Time with Bill Gar
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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124 Lunacidsuit Larry
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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The G-Spot 003 Warhammer 40K Rogue Boglim
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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118 Happy Thanksgiving Again
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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116 Keep On Tuggin w/ TLC Tugger Ron
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Nov 10, 2023 |
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The G-Spot 001 Toyota Warthog
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Nov 09, 2023 |
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115 The Spear of Longinus
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Nov 03, 2023 |
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111 There is an Earwig Under Alaska
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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108 Gone Phishing
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Sep 15, 2023 |
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107 They Put The Whole Damn Game In Space
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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106 Try That In a Long Beach
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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105 What if they dropped the oppenheimer bombs on college algebra instead?
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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104 The Episode Where We Clip the 1 Minute We Talked About Baldur's Gate So Kevin Gets a PAX Media Badge
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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102 Donnie Darko
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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099 Sphere and Loving in Las Vegas
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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098 Dude, Where's My Paradise?
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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097 Tom Clancy's Phantom of the Ghost Gun or some fucking shit
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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096 Dire Dire Docks
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Jun 23, 2023 |
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095 Cormac McCarthy Presents Diablo IV
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Jun 16, 2023 |
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094 The Mice Will Play
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Jun 10, 2023 |
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093 Big Trouble In Little Israel
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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091 Tears of the Findom
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May 19, 2023 |
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090 But I Did Have Breakfast said the Good Doctor
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May 12, 2023 |
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089 Beaumont Is Afraid
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May 05, 2023 |
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088 Triple H IV
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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087 Mr. Zyklon Bean
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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086 Kevin's Chinese Adventure
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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085 Beaumont's Sarin Gas Extravaganza
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Apr 07, 2023 |
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084 Drone Jam
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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083 Ozempic Fortnite TikTok
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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082 Pressed Meth
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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081 LooksMaximus
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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080 Super PaddockLand w/memesofsaturn
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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079 Plymouth Rock
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Feb 25, 2023 |
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078 iDoctor
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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077 MuffPrime
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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075 AnTonyChase LaVey
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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074 House Squid
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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073 All Gas No Consent
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Jan 13, 2023 |
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072 First They Came for the Gooners
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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071 Happy Chinese New Year
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Dec 30, 2022 |
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070 Merry Christmas with betaverse
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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069 Low T Virus w/ final_f0rm
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Dec 16, 2022 |
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068 Caged Age Mindset (acting emo)
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Dec 09, 2022 |
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067 CRISPR Chan
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Dec 02, 2022 |
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066 Happy Thanksgiving
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Nov 24, 2022 |
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065 Goy Division /w israellectuals
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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064 Crimes of the Penis
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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063 NoNutNovember w/smegmagician
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Nov 04, 2022 |
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062 r/selfcircumcision w/schizotopia
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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*TEASER* wpp015 Justice4Darrell
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Oct 27, 2022 |
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061 The Framing of Darrell Brooks by the Coward State of Wisconsin
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Oct 21, 2022 |
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060 Trickle Around Polynomics w/ Academic Fraud
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Oct 14, 2022 |
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059 Pygmy Pals
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Oct 07, 2022 |
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058 Love Island
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Sep 30, 2022 |
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057 TimBook 2
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Sep 23, 2022 |
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056 MR SUPER MARIO VIDEO 1-1 WORLD #1
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Sep 19, 2022 |
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055 Viva Hate track 12
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Sep 10, 2022 |
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Mikey Miles pt2 UNLOCKED
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Aug 12, 2022 |
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052 Residente Demoniaco w/weirdbiped
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Aug 05, 2022 |
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051 Ugandan Aviation
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Jul 29, 2022 |
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050 Windows 11
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Jul 22, 2022 |
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049 The Urbz: The Sims in the City
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Jul 15, 2022 |
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048 Earthbound and Down
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Jul 08, 2022 |
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047 KING COBRA JFS
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Jul 01, 2022 |
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045 A Conversation with a Nudist
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Jun 10, 2022 |
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wpp008 Goon Caverns (UNLOCKED)
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Jun 03, 2022 |
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ep043 Ludacris Naruto
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May 20, 2022 |
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043 Two Promises One Cup with Western Promises
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May 13, 2022 |
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042 [ASMR] Tsundere Boyfriend Explains Why Me-Too is Bad
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May 06, 2022 |
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040 SISSY HYPNO
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Apr 25, 2022 |
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039 APOSTATE THINKING
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Apr 04, 2022 |
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036 Mikey Miles Part 1
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Mar 09, 2022 |
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035 Lori Nicefoot
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Mar 07, 2022 |
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034 Donate to Greg w/ Greg Schneiderhan
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Feb 28, 2022 |
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031 Portait of Doreen Gray w/bwap_2
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Jan 31, 2022 |
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030 The Sublime Ideolgy of Objectification w/Alex Beinstock pt1
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Jan 25, 2022 |
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029 2 Kings 9:10 with discountfiooring
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Jan 17, 2022 |
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*Unlocked* WPP02 North Sentinel Island w/ martyrgirlfriend
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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028 Dynasty Warriors 2022 w/davidy____
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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027 A Friendly Conversation with A Guy Who Eats His Poop
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Dec 27, 2021 |
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026 PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES with Ryan Maleady
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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025 Looking For Derangments with Jacques from Seeking Derangments
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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024 The Assassination of Caitlyn Jenner by the Hero Greg Schneiderhan featuring 5 guests lmao
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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021 Western Promises Love Line #2
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Nov 16, 2021 |
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020 RIP Watto, You Would Have Loved Kratom with drugcultgang
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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019 Jenkem Jeans
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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018 We Need To Talk About Mikey
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Oct 25, 2021 |
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017 Cabela's Big School Shooter ft. kevinsorbofan
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Oct 18, 2021 |
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016 de_flintmichigan2 with Academic Fraud
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Oct 11, 2021 |
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015 CryptoZionism with Israellectuals2
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Oct 04, 2021 |
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013 Hematospermia
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Sep 20, 2021 |
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012 I Heard It Helps With You Know... ft rhodesian_dennis_miller and welcome_to_my_website
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Sep 13, 2021 |
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011 Thanks For The Gold Kind Stranger *pats ur heckin doggo* not ft. chethankxfinsta (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Sep 06, 2021 |
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010 Krakatoa to Scat Fetish Pipeline ft. yawnpoint
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Aug 30, 2021 |
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009 First They Came for the Blizerians ft. 8pl8s.
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Aug 23, 2021 |
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006 C:\Users\Beaumont\Side_Hustles\Audio_Based\Podcast\ep006BuriedPenisFINAL(slurs_removed)
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Aug 02, 2021 |
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005 Northrop Grumman Loveline
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Jul 26, 2021 |
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004 Lindy West Presents: Shallow Hal 2
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Jul 19, 2021 |
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003 SIMPer FI
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Jul 13, 2021 |
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002 Into the Mikeyverse
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Jul 04, 2021 |
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001 Hyperinfantilization
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Jun 29, 2021 |