Western Promises

By WesternPromises

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Episodes: 141

Description

Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.

Episode Date
188 BBQ Jr
Jun 13, 2025
187 Phil from WatchMojo
Jun 07, 2025
186 YN Sheldon
May 09, 2025
185 Madison Chair Garden
Apr 11, 2025
184 Enter the Matrix, Queen?
Apr 04, 2025
183 Copyright Copywrong
Mar 28, 2025
180 Bethel Boys
Mar 08, 2025
178 a penis doesnt listen to the opinion of balls
Feb 20, 2025
177 Benin City is for Lovers
Feb 14, 2025
173 Lost in the Corporate World
Jan 18, 2025
171: Christmas Spooktacular 2024
Dec 25, 2024
170 can a computer spell ICUP?
Dec 20, 2024
168 [FRIENDSHIPCULTGANG]
Dec 13, 2024
167 A Spiritual Sound
Dec 06, 2024
166 Non-Fungible Jest
Nov 22, 2024
165 The Roads are Triangles
Nov 15, 2024
164 Democracy Dies in Dankness
Nov 08, 2024
162 Dr Mario
Oct 25, 2024
161 Aberration in the Heartland of Equestria
Oct 18, 2024
158 Fistula
Sep 27, 2024
155 Monster Rancher
Aug 30, 2024
154 Big Beautiful Children
Aug 23, 2024
153 Who "Watches" the "Watchmen"
Aug 16, 2024
150 The Tight Hour
Jul 19, 2024
Western Promises Trailer?
Jul 16, 2024
1-800-PROMISES #1: fun in the solar powered sun
Jul 01, 2024
148 To Me, U R A Queen
Jun 28, 2024
145 Fighting Men in Water 01
Jun 07, 2024
141 NO EDITING/PURE/WHOLE
May 11, 2024
138 Chirpin on tha Beltway
Apr 19, 2024
136 Getting Head to the second power
Apr 06, 2024
unlocked wpp031 Edward Gay Thumbs
Apr 05, 2024
132 The Da Vinci Chode
Mar 08, 2024
131 this is for you, melinda
Mar 01, 2024
*UNLOCKED* wpp 042 The Champagne of Opiates
Feb 23, 2024
129 The Call of the Noid
Feb 09, 2024
128 Reel Time with Bill Gar
Feb 02, 2024
126 Dragon Ball Z Bi
Jan 19, 2024
124 Lunacidsuit Larry
Jan 06, 2024
The G-Spot 003 Warhammer 40K Rogue Boglim
Dec 10, 2023
118 Happy Thanksgiving Again
Nov 24, 2023
116 Keep On Tuggin w/ TLC Tugger Ron
Nov 10, 2023
The G-Spot 001 Toyota Warthog
Nov 09, 2023
115 The Spear of Longinus
Nov 03, 2023
111 There is an Earwig Under Alaska
Oct 06, 2023
108 Gone Phishing
Sep 15, 2023
107 They Put The Whole Damn Game In Space
Sep 08, 2023
106 Try That In a Long Beach
Sep 01, 2023
105 What if they dropped the oppenheimer bombs on college algebra instead?
Aug 25, 2023
104 The Episode Where We Clip the 1 Minute We Talked About Baldur's Gate So Kevin Gets a PAX Media Badge
Aug 22, 2023
102 Donnie Darko
Aug 04, 2023
099 Sphere and Loving in Las Vegas
Jul 14, 2023
098 Dude, Where's My Paradise?
Jul 07, 2023
097 Tom Clancy's Phantom of the Ghost Gun or some fucking shit
Jun 30, 2023
096 Dire Dire Docks
Jun 23, 2023
095 Cormac McCarthy Presents Diablo IV
Jun 16, 2023
094 The Mice Will Play
Jun 10, 2023
093 Big Trouble In Little Israel
Jun 02, 2023
091 Tears of the Findom
May 19, 2023
090 But I Did Have Breakfast said the Good Doctor
May 12, 2023
089 Beaumont Is Afraid
May 05, 2023
088 Triple H IV
Apr 28, 2023
087 Mr. Zyklon Bean
Apr 21, 2023
086 Kevin's Chinese Adventure
Apr 14, 2023
085 Beaumont's Sarin Gas Extravaganza
Apr 07, 2023
084 Drone Jam
Mar 31, 2023
083 Ozempic Fortnite TikTok
Mar 24, 2023
082 Pressed Meth
Mar 17, 2023
081 LooksMaximus
Mar 10, 2023
080 Super PaddockLand w/memesofsaturn
Mar 03, 2023
079 Plymouth Rock
Feb 25, 2023
078 iDoctor
Feb 17, 2023
077 MuffPrime
Feb 10, 2023
075 AnTonyChase LaVey
Jan 27, 2023
074 House Squid
Jan 20, 2023
073 All Gas No Consent
Jan 13, 2023
072 First They Came for the Gooners
Jan 06, 2023
071 Happy Chinese New Year
Dec 30, 2022
070 Merry Christmas with betaverse
Dec 23, 2022
069 Low T Virus w/ final_f0rm
Dec 16, 2022
068 Caged Age Mindset (acting emo)
Dec 09, 2022
067 CRISPR Chan
Dec 02, 2022
066 Happy Thanksgiving
Nov 24, 2022
065 Goy Division /w israellectuals
Nov 18, 2022
064 Crimes of the Penis
Nov 11, 2022
063 NoNutNovember w/smegmagician
Nov 04, 2022
062 r/selfcircumcision w/schizotopia
Oct 28, 2022
*TEASER* wpp015 Justice4Darrell
Oct 27, 2022
061 The Framing of Darrell Brooks by the Coward State of Wisconsin
Oct 21, 2022
060 Trickle Around Polynomics w/ Academic Fraud
Oct 14, 2022
059 Pygmy Pals
Oct 07, 2022
058 Love Island
Sep 30, 2022
057 TimBook 2
Sep 23, 2022
056 MR SUPER MARIO VIDEO 1-1 WORLD #1
Sep 19, 2022
055 Viva Hate track 12
Sep 10, 2022
053 Feel The Magic: XX/XY
Aug 19, 2022
Mikey Miles pt2 UNLOCKED
Aug 12, 2022
052 Residente Demoniaco w/weirdbiped
Aug 05, 2022
051 Ugandan Aviation
Jul 29, 2022
050 Windows 11
Jul 22, 2022
049 The Urbz: The Sims in the City
Jul 15, 2022
048 Earthbound and Down
Jul 08, 2022
047 KING COBRA JFS
Jul 01, 2022
045 A Conversation with a Nudist
Jun 10, 2022
wpp008 Goon Caverns (UNLOCKED)
Jun 03, 2022
ep043 Ludacris Naruto
May 20, 2022
043 Two Promises One Cup with Western Promises
May 13, 2022
042 [ASMR] Tsundere Boyfriend Explains Why Me-Too is Bad
May 06, 2022
040 SISSY HYPNO
Apr 25, 2022
039 APOSTATE THINKING
Apr 04, 2022
036 Mikey Miles Part 1
Mar 09, 2022
035 Lori Nicefoot
Mar 07, 2022
034 Donate to Greg w/ Greg Schneiderhan
Feb 28, 2022
032 Yakub is Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy w/ chethanxfinsta3rdtimesacharm
Feb 14, 2022
031 Portait of Doreen Gray w/bwap_2
Jan 31, 2022
030 The Sublime Ideolgy of Objectification w/Alex Beinstock pt1
Jan 25, 2022
029 2 Kings 9:10 with discountfiooring
Jan 17, 2022
*Unlocked* WPP02 North Sentinel Island w/ martyrgirlfriend
Jan 10, 2022
028 Dynasty Warriors 2022 w/davidy____
Jan 03, 2022
027 A Friendly Conversation with A Guy Who Eats His Poop
Dec 27, 2021
026 PATREON.COM/WESTERNPROMISES with Ryan Maleady
Dec 20, 2021
025 Looking For Derangments with Jacques from Seeking Derangments
Dec 13, 2021
024 The Assassination of Caitlyn Jenner by the Hero Greg Schneiderhan featuring 5 guests lmao
Dec 06, 2021
021 Western Promises Love Line #2
Nov 16, 2021
020 RIP Watto, You Would Have Loved Kratom with drugcultgang
Nov 08, 2021
019 Jenkem Jeans
Nov 02, 2021
018 We Need To Talk About Mikey
Oct 25, 2021
017 Cabela's Big School Shooter ft. kevinsorbofan
Oct 18, 2021
016 de_flintmichigan2 with Academic Fraud
Oct 11, 2021
015 CryptoZionism with Israellectuals2
Oct 04, 2021
013 Hematospermia
Sep 20, 2021
012 I Heard It Helps With You Know... ft rhodesian_dennis_miller and welcome_to_my_website
Sep 13, 2021
011 Thanks For The Gold Kind Stranger *pats ur heckin doggo* not ft. chethankxfinsta (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Sep 06, 2021
010 Krakatoa to Scat Fetish Pipeline ft. yawnpoint
Aug 30, 2021
009 First They Came for the Blizerians ft. 8pl8s.
Aug 23, 2021
006 C:\Users\Beaumont\Side_Hustles\Audio_Based\Podcast\ep006BuriedPenisFINAL(slurs_removed)
Aug 02, 2021
005 Northrop Grumman Loveline
Jul 26, 2021
004 Lindy West Presents: Shallow Hal 2
Jul 19, 2021
003 SIMPer FI
Jul 13, 2021
002 Into the Mikeyverse
Jul 04, 2021
001 Hyperinfantilization
Jun 29, 2021