The Famous Sloping Pitch (or Is Football F**ked?)

By Nick Hancock and Chris England

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 Nov 8, 2024

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 Nov 27, 2021
Great footy banter, Nick and Chris nattering to quality guests - what's not to like.

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Nick Hancock and Chris England are old friends who have both been struck by the same soul-shattering thought: "how is it that everything that has changed about football since I started watching it has made it a little bit more s**t?". You can support the podcast and get extra bonus content over at https://www.anotherslice.com/famousslopingpitch - or download the Another Slice app on your phone. There's also an option to subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Spotify if that suits you better. By subscribing you keep the podcast going and also get a weekly ad-free version of the show, plus two bonus episodes a month reviewing a different season.

Episode Date
Ep. 5.19 - A Prize For Evil
Dec 12, 2025
Ep. 5.18 - Sausages and Spaghetti Hoops
Dec 05, 2025
Ep. 5.17 - Consistency and Bovril
Nov 28, 2025
Ep. 5.16 - A Love Letter to a Cult Football Classic
Nov 21, 2025
Ep. 5.15 - A Sort of Ocean’s Eleven
Nov 14, 2025
Ep. 5.14 - Technical Glitches and Legal Quirks
Nov 07, 2025
Ep. 5.13 - Jimmy Mulville : Everton and Me
Oct 31, 2025
Ep. 5.12 - Cesc Fabregas is the new David Brent
Oct 23, 2025
Ep. 5.11 - A Gorgeous Lie
Oct 16, 2025
Ep. 5.10 - Joe Willock's Maze Adventure
Oct 09, 2025
Ep. 5.9 - Saudi Arabia’s Pavlovian Response
Oct 02, 2025
Ep. 5.8 - Bigger Isn’t Always Better
Sep 25, 2025
Ep. 5.7 - Thursdays are for putting the bins out
Sep 18, 2025
Ep. 5.6 - Keen But Crap
Sep 11, 2025
Ep. 5.5 - Football is officially f****d
Sep 04, 2025
Ep. 5.4 - Losing Is The New Winning
Aug 28, 2025
Ep. 5.3 - Wayne Rooney’s favourite movie
Aug 21, 2025
Ep. 5.2 - Kevin Day returns
Aug 14, 2025
Ep. 5.1 - A New Season!
Aug 07, 2025
Ep. 4.41 - OLDHAM ARE UP!
Jun 05, 2025
Ep. 4.40 - The Season of Hyperbole
May 29, 2025
Ep. 4.39 - Jim Ratcliffe sleeps in his car
May 22, 2025
Ep. 4.38 - Ten Single Magpies
May 15, 2025
Ep. 4.37 - Fantasy Pope
May 08, 2025
Ep. 4.36 - Jesus, Can I Have Your Shirt?
May 01, 2025
Ep. 4.35 - Pope Gianni I
Apr 24, 2025
Ep. 4.34 - You’re Going Down, Fat Boy
Apr 17, 2025
Ep. 4.33 - A Strop and A Flounce
Apr 10, 2025
Ep. 4.32 - Grabbing an Opponent’s Nose
Apr 03, 2025
Ep. 4.31 - Gordon Kennedy: Red or Dead
Mar 28, 2025
Ep. 4.30 - A Fragrance of Absurdity
Mar 21, 2025
Ep. 4.29 - The Jonathan Pearce Manoeuvre
Mar 14, 2025
Ep. 4.28 - A Trump/Ronaldo Ticket
Mar 07, 2025
Ep. 4.27 - Rüdigeritis
Feb 28, 2025
Ep. 4.26 - Ineos, Outeos, Shake It All Abouteos.
Feb 21, 2025
Ep. 4.25 - The Designated Piss Fence
Feb 14, 2025
A Message From Chris
Feb 07, 2025
Ep. 4.24 - Fish Cakes On The Pitch
Jan 31, 2025
Ep. 4.23 - Shape Up or F**k Off
Jan 24, 2025
Ep. 4.22 - Mike Dean's In Town
Jan 17, 2025
Ep. 4.21 - I Want 2024 Back
Jan 10, 2025
Ep. 4.20 - Opening A Donkey Sanctuary
Jan 03, 2025
Ep. 4.19 - Could Gary Lineker run the country?
Dec 20, 2024
Ep. 4.18 - Massive Budget of Evil
Dec 13, 2024
Ep. 4.17 - Alf Ramsey’s Suitcase
Dec 06, 2024
Ep. 4.16 - The Rise of Ruben
Nov 29, 2024
Ep. 4.15 - A Delightful Mystery
Nov 22, 2024
Ep. 4.14 - Taking a break from international football
Nov 15, 2024
Ep. 4.13 - Democracy Doesn’t Work
Nov 08, 2024
Ep. 4.12 - A Cartoon Horse
Nov 01, 2024
Ep. 4.11 - Rihanna at Tranmere Rovers
Oct 25, 2024
Ep. 4.10 - Fergie time’s finally up
Oct 17, 2024
Ep. 4.9 - Ronaldo’s New Fragrance
Oct 12, 2024
Ep. 4.8 - Too Many Podcasts
Oct 03, 2024
Ep. 4.7 - Remembering Ceefax
Sep 27, 2024
Ep. 4.6 - The Pantomime World of Stoke City
Sep 20, 2024
Ep. 4.5 - Barrow's Bizarre Bonuses
Sep 16, 2024
Ep. 4.4 - Kevin Day is back!
Sep 06, 2024
Ep. 4.3 - Seven Lungs
Aug 30, 2024
Ep. 4.2 - Ronaldo at the Queen Vic
Aug 22, 2024
Ep. 4.1 - A Circus Of Disappointment
Aug 15, 2024
Ep. 3.41 - My Beloved Saints
May 24, 2024
Ep. 3.40 - Wear four out there, Romero
May 17, 2024
Ep. 3.39 - Bonkers!
May 10, 2024
Ep. 3.38 - Redesigning the camel
May 03, 2024
Ep. 3.37 - Ronaldo has grown a beard
Apr 26, 2024
Ep. 3.36 - Using the Turin Shroud as a towel
Apr 19, 2024
Ep. 3.35 - Firing a flirty cat
Apr 12, 2024
Ep. 3.34 - Lowperbole
Apr 05, 2024
Ep. 3.33 - Youngest Kobbie to play for England
Mar 29, 2024
Ep. 3.32 - Sexiest Manager in the Premier League
Mar 22, 2024
Ep. 3.31 - Upstart European F*ckwits Association
Mar 15, 2024
Ep. 3.30 - Fishing with Lionel Messi
Mar 08, 2024
Ep. 3.29 - A Reduction in a Deduction
Mar 01, 2024
Ep. 3.28 - Eric Cantona is not Jacques Brel
Feb 23, 2024
Ep. 3.27 - Nothing in nature is blue
Feb 16, 2024
Ep. 3.26 - Bagpipes Allowed
Feb 09, 2024
Ep. 3.25 - Impersonating Xabi Alonso
Feb 02, 2024
Ep. 3.24 - The Football Home Guard
Jan 26, 2024
Ep. 3.23 - A Complete Pleat Bleat
Jan 19, 2024
Ep. 3.22 - All wars are arms wars
Jan 12, 2024
Ep. 3.21 - A Duff Roast Potato
Jan 05, 2024
FSP Backpass Taster: 1969/70 (feat. Andy Hamilton)
Dec 29, 2023
Ep. 3.20 - European Court Of Tennis
Dec 22, 2023
Ep. 3.19 - The 100th
Dec 15, 2023
Ep. 3.18 - Dire Raya
Dec 08, 2023
Ep. 3.17 - Back to the Fuchsia
Dec 01, 2023
Ep. 3.16 - Ian Beale’s Sex Appeal
Nov 24, 2023
Ep. 3.15 - Who even gives an indirect free kick anymore?
Nov 17, 2023
Ep. 3.14 - Chris England: Independent Football Regulator
Nov 10, 2023
Ep. 3.13 - Mike Ashley’s Helicopter
Nov 03, 2023
Ep. 3.12 - More Colonel Hall Impressions
Oct 26, 2023
Ep. 3.11 - Andy Hamilton is back
Oct 20, 2023
Ep. 3.10 - The Showaddywaddy Footballing Dynasty
Oct 13, 2023
Ep. 3.9 - The Paraguay Reason
Oct 06, 2023
Ep. 3.8 - Saudio Mane
Sep 29, 2023
Ep. 3.7 - A Disappointing Christmas
Sep 22, 2023
Ep. 3.6 - Baccara’s Second Single
Sep 14, 2023
Ep. 3.5 - Do you like entertainment, Jermaine?
Sep 08, 2023
Ep. 3.4 - The Baldest Profession
Sep 01, 2023
Ep. 3.3 - FSP Sans Frontières
Aug 25, 2023
Ep. 3.2 - Daniel Sturridge singing Usher
Aug 18, 2023
Ep. 3.1 - Here We Go Again
Aug 11, 2023
Ep. 2.41 - And That Is That
Jun 01, 2023
Ep. 2.40 - The Haaland Globetrotters
May 25, 2023
Ep. 2.39 - Remembering Andy Smart
May 18, 2023
Ep. 2.38 - Go and cook yourself an egg
May 11, 2023
Ep. 2.37 - A Coronation Special
May 04, 2023
Ep. 2.36 - Groin News
Apr 28, 2023
Ep. 2.35 - Double Dip Derby Day
Apr 20, 2023
Ep. 2.34 - A Big Baby
Apr 13, 2023
Ep. 2.33 - Alistair McGowan
Apr 06, 2023
Ep. 2.32 - Mark Webster
Mar 30, 2023
Ep. 2.31 - Pencils for corners
Mar 24, 2023
Ep. 2.30 - Did You Miss Us?
Mar 17, 2023
Ep. 2.29a - A short message
Mar 10, 2023
Ep. 2.29 - Rob Harley
Mar 03, 2023
Ep. 2.28 - Patrick Barclay
Feb 24, 2023
Ep. 2.27 - Pisser dans un violon
Feb 17, 2023
Ep. 2.26 - Andy Smart
Feb 10, 2023
Ep. 2.25 - Kevin Day
Feb 03, 2023
Ep. 2.24 - Brian Viner
Jan 27, 2023
Ep. 2.23 - Sam Delaney
Jan 20, 2023
Ep. 2.22 - Mark Steel returns
Jan 13, 2023
Ep. 2.21 - Simon Sprackling
Jan 06, 2023
Ep. 2.20 - Jonathan Maitland from London
Dec 23, 2022
Ep. 2.19a - A short message
Dec 16, 2022
Ep. 2.19 - Jonathan Maitland from Qatar
Dec 09, 2022
Ep. 2.18 - Van Gaal’s Afternoon Delight
Dec 02, 2022
Ep. 2.17 - F!F@ Global Soccer Tournament 2022 catch up
Nov 25, 2022
Ep. 2.16 - Gavin Muge
Nov 18, 2022
Ep. 2.15 - Paul Watson
Nov 11, 2022
Ep. 2.14 - Gordon Kennedy
Nov 04, 2022
Ep. 2.13 - Angus Deayton
Oct 27, 2022
Ep. 2.12 - Sent to Coventry
Oct 21, 2022
Ep. 2.11 - The smell of football
Oct 13, 2022
Ep. 2.10 - Nick’s return to professional football
Oct 06, 2022
Ep. 2.9 - Tony Adams' golden cannon
Sep 29, 2022
Ep. 2.8 - State of the Nation(s League)
Sep 22, 2022
Ep. 2.7 - Live (unedited) from the London Podcast Festival (11/09/22)
Sep 16, 2022
Ep. 2.6 - VCR Technology
Sep 09, 2022
Ep. 2.5 - Tim Vine - I want to be a Malaysian paperboy
Sep 02, 2022
Ep. 2.4 - Ryan Giggs’ poetry corner
Aug 26, 2022
Ep. 2.3 - Erik Ten Games
Aug 19, 2022
Ep. 2.2 - Chris Sutton United 0 - 1 All Of Them
Aug 12, 2022
Ep. 2.1 - It came home
Aug 05, 2022
Ep. 41 - Monty Panesar - Season one finale
Jun 02, 2022
Ep. 40 - Simon Brodkin - Being arrested is a result.
May 26, 2022
Ep. 39 - Jack Docherty - Mainly Pies
May 19, 2022
Ep. 38 - Rob Sprackling: England Manager
May 12, 2022
Ep. 37 - Ned Boulting - Steven Gerrard’s Carpet
May 05, 2022
Ep. 36 - Mike Keegan - Oldham relegation souvenir edition.
Apr 28, 2022
Ep. 35 - Correspondence Episode - "A Court of a Different Kind"
Apr 21, 2022
Ep. 34 - Jenny Ryan - Brain of Bolton
Apr 14, 2022
Ep. 33 - Kevin Day’s Football Manifesto
Apr 07, 2022
Ep. 32 - Sam Delaney - Lean Cuisine Meatballs
Apr 01, 2022
Ep. 31 - David Morrissey - The Croutons
Mar 25, 2022
Ep. 30 - Matt Lewis - Barbados/Florida/Streatham.
Mar 19, 2022
Ep. 29 - Natalie Sawyer - Shezzington World of Adventures
Mar 11, 2022
Ep. 28 - Tom Craig - Dead Tommy off of Coronation Street.
Mar 04, 2022
Ep. 27 - Lloyd Griffith - A plate of chicken
Feb 25, 2022
Ep. 26 - Mark Billingham - Feat. Cornell Stamaran
Feb 18, 2022
Ep. 25 - Tim Lovejoy - Guest manifesto pt. 1
Feb 11, 2022
Ep. 24 - Special Sue Smith
Feb 04, 2022
Ep. 23 - Jon Holmes under the hammer - An interview with the uber agent
Jan 28, 2022
A short message
Jan 21, 2022
Ep. 22 - Justin Moorhouse - "The Theatre of Leaks"
Jan 14, 2022
Ep. 21 - Norman Pace - Tomelu Tukachel and Dusty Hare
Jan 07, 2022
Ep. 20 - Norwegian Would - A post-Christmas catch up
Dec 31, 2021
Ep. 19 - Andy Zaltzman - The Famous Sloping Wicket (WARNING: A lot of cricket.)
Dec 24, 2021
Ep. 18 - Richard Bevan - Managing expectations
Dec 17, 2021
Ep. 17 - Adrian Chiles - Really does like football
Dec 10, 2021
Ep. 16 - A Podcast with Gary Lineker
Dec 03, 2021
Ep. 15 - Alan Davies - Playing like kids
Nov 26, 2021
Ep. 14 - Mark Gregory - More Than a Game
Nov 19, 2021
Ep. 13 - Olly Wicken owns a pair of Graham Taylor’s pants
Nov 12, 2021
Ep. 12 - Mark Steel - “What’s he doing there?”
Nov 05, 2021
Ep. 11 - It's only Tony flipping Pulis!
Oct 28, 2021
Ep. 10 - Dennis, Hugh Dennis
Oct 21, 2021
Ep. 9 - Andy 'Handwritten' Hamilton
Oct 14, 2021
Ep. 8 - Helen Delap gets physio
Oct 07, 2021
Ep. 7 - The Dazzling Don Goodman
Sep 30, 2021
Ep. 6 - Andy Smart's Iranian Adventure
Sep 24, 2021
Ep. 5 - David Baddiel’s Mistaken Identity
Sep 19, 2021
Ep. 4 - Kevin Day's Crystal Palace loyalties
Sep 10, 2021
Ep. 3 - Theo Delaney's Tottenham are top
Sep 02, 2021
Ep. 2 - The brilliant Jo Brand
Aug 26, 2021
Ep. 1 - Tim Lovejoy's lament
Aug 20, 2021