JJO Morning Show Podcast
By Dee
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Johnny & Dee replay the day.
Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.
| Episode | Date |
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See What Happens When You Let Women Vote???
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Mar 31, 2026 |
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Don't Put Your Peen On The Robot Dog
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Mar 30, 2026 |
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We Play Fetch In The Cemetery
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Mar 27, 2026 |
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Come Over And Feed My Pigeon
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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Hand Me My Inflammation Sock
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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Look What I Found At The Nursing Home
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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No Artistic Value In His Mighty Man Noodle
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Mar 23, 2026 |
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Can I Get The Anesthesia On The Side
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Mar 20, 2026 |
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Not The Teabag I Thought
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Mar 19, 2026 |
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Dumber Than A Box Of Hair
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Mar 18, 2026 |
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Classic Nipple Tweak During Guitar Solo
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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She's In Her Whore Phase, Leave Her Be
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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Had Myself An Eargasm
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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Prevacation P*ssy Prep
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day
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Mar 10, 2026 |
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Retreat To This Bush
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Mar 09, 2026 |
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Choking Chickens vs Flogging Flamingos
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Mar 06, 2026 |
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Jumpin' Bail, Drivin' Fast, Drinkin' Beers, Doin' Meth, Shootin' Guns, Gettin' Busted
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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How'd your skin get so glowy? SEMEN.
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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This Is Not The Cave Nor The Mound You Are Looking For
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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Don't Be Scared Of This Big Gay Person
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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Polar Bears And Buttholes
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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Paging Doctor Poon
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Feb 26, 2026 |
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That's CHO CLIT
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Feb 25, 2026 |
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And You Thought Your Exes Snatch Smelled Bad!
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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Her Holes Are For Everyone But Her Heart Is For Me
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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Lonely Ones Invade The Sound Lounge
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Feb 20, 2026 |
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Shave Them Pubes Into A "W"
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Feb 19, 2026 |
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How Geriatrics Get To Pound Town
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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Winning Bronze In The Dementia Olympics
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Feb 17, 2026 |
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That's Not Snow In The Olympic Village
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Feb 16, 2026 |
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Your Mom Is A Fatberg
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Feb 12, 2026 |
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And That Is How You Get Sympathy Poon
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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This Is Not The Twerk You're Looking For
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Feb 10, 2026 |
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I'll Show Ya A CornHole
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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She Tasted Like Iguana
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Feb 06, 2026 |
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Look At My Giant Wiener
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Feb 05, 2026 |
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Create A Queef Day
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Feb 04, 2026 |
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You're In An Isolation Room, I Bought An Effing Machine
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Feb 03, 2026 |
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Revenge of Thickwood
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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The Return Of The Screwnami
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Jan 30, 2026 |
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Granny Gummer In The North Woods
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Jan 29, 2026 |
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In My Day Friction Maxxing Was Just Called Dry Humping
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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Put These Buzz Balls In Yo' Mouf
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Jan 27, 2026 |
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Can You See My Butthole In These Pants
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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The Sounds Of Sex CD Never Charted
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Jan 23, 2026 |
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How Did I Get To Sergios? Who Are These Unclean Women? I Like Them.
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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Take Off Your Wife's Undies, You're Getting Ball Smell On Them
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Jan 21, 2026 |
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It's National DJ Day & Boy Do We SUCK
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Jan 20, 2026 |
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Your Ham Aint Been Lean Since The 00's
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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You Don't Want Spicy Carpet
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Jan 16, 2026 |
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You Ever Search "Fellatio" On Wikipedia?
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Jan 15, 2026 |
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I Just Squirt It In My Mouth
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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I'll Have My Steak Naked - As In Me, I'm Naked, Eating Steak
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Jan 13, 2026 |
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Hospital Boners
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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Putting The Anal In Analog
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Jan 09, 2026 |
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Autumn Kings Sound Lounge
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Jan 08, 2026 |
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What's For Dinner? Booty.
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Jan 07, 2026 |
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Cunning Linguist
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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Bacon Panties
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Jan 05, 2026 |
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Your Mom Climbs My Matterhorn
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Dec 31, 2025 |
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Bacon Strips Or Ham Wallet, I Am A Fan
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Dec 30, 2025 |
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Our Taints Are Just Fine, Thank You.
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Dec 29, 2025 |
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It's Just Not A Holiday Without Your Bald Knob
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Dec 26, 2025 |
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Twas The Night Before Xmas & Greg Bair Overshared About His Sex Life
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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TBH I Can't Really Tell When You're Checked Out Of Work
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Dec 23, 2025 |
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Big Hair Accountants & The 2025 Big Hair Wrap Up
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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Salami Slam
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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It's Still Chicken Licks
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Dec 19, 2025 |
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Charlie Berens for Prez
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Dec 18, 2025 |
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Porch Pussy Pirate
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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Not On The Mouth, Uncle Rico!!!
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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What Is A Swunt?
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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I'll Show You Some Arby's
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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When Does It Count As Seeing A Vagina?
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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Nothin' Like Some Refreshing Semen Ice - Or Is It Iced Semen?
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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Most Annoying Sound Is Your Mom Snoring When I Get Done With Her
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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Dat Ass Gonna Need A Stretchy Pant
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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Grandma Taught Me How To Eat Pie
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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Protect Yo' Meat
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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Chicken Choker 3000
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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Skill Lost: Rubbin' One Out To JcPenney Undies Section
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Nov 28, 2025 |
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I Also Gobble At My Gyno Appointments
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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Pussy Fell From The Sky
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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Put Her Damn Fish Lips On The Mural
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Paging Dr. Queef
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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That's Not Hot Sauce On Your Pant Leg
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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Lesbian Arts & Crafts
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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Moaning Just Means She's Hungry
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Nov 13, 2025 |
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Not The Cockfight I Wanted
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Sound Lounge at The Windsor
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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You Can Ring My Bell But Not 30 Times In A Row Please
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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Bearista Cup Of Shut The Hell Up
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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You'll Pry This Breadstick From My Cold Dead Greasy Marinara Covered Sausage Fingers
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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Yo Bitch, You Get Fat, Er What?
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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These Cookies Are Gonna Make Me Vomit Into Your Mouth
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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Get In The Middle Of This Sammich
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Crobot Halloween Spectacular!!!
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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Remember When That Dude Jerked It On A Zoom Meeting?
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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7 Knuckles In Your Chili Ring
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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He Had Me At "Bring Ya Ass"
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Don't Be Scared Of That Pussy
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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Is That Bologna In Your Pants Or Do I Need To Bring My Own
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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Pulled Apart Like A Grilled Cheese
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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I'll Take The Bone In, Thank You.
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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Amelia Is Inside Me
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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Loose Bitches Love Halloween
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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I Knew The Sea Monkey Guy Was Sus
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Oct 16, 2025 |
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Ring The Asshole Bell
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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That Sounds Like A Couple A Dicks Slappin'
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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She Took Her Bra Off & I Was Suddenly Craving Pancakes
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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Trip to the Chip 2025 with Aranda
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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Anything Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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Smooth Jazz With Cho Clit
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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Only 100 tampons? Those are rookie numbers!
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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You Wanna See A Dinner Box? I'll Show You A Dinner Box.
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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Couple Glasses Of Wine & Butt Stuff Is On The Table
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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I Rub Beef Tallow On My No No Area
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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Show Dem Taters!
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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Mike MothaEffin' Protich In The Sound Lounge
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Sep 26, 2025 |
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I'll Just Put My Tits Up & Go Get Take Out
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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TP Koozies Never Really Took Off
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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That's A LOT Of Shaving
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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Pornhub Has RUINED Me
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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Black Moods Sound Lounge - Biscuits and Maybe
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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I Can Give Massages Here In The Poor People Area
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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What Is This? A Pizza Party For Pussies?
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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He's Trading Beaver Pelt In Heaven Now
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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I'm Talking About Your Vagina *SLAP*
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Try This Pie
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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A Snail Trail Never Hurt Anybody
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Sep 10, 2025 |
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LYLVC In Studio!
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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We Don't Need To Ruin Her Life Just Cuz She's A C**t
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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Turn Around And Let Me Wipe You
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Sep 05, 2025 |
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The Used Panty & Shoe Store
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Sep 03, 2025 |
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That's Not What I Thought That Sound Was
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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Churn This Butter, Pal
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Aug 29, 2025 |
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Who Doesn't Like A Good Rear Burger
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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The Fake Kayaker and The Funeral Portrait
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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Beware Of Clitty Litter
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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Your Vagina Seems Roomier Than Usual
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Aug 25, 2025 |
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Smother Me In Cheesy Hashbrowns Already
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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Do You Wanna Have Sex Today Er No?
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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I Friggin' Hate Peacocks
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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There Are Titty Grabs In This Car
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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When I Said I Wanted To Be Mounted That's Not What I Meant
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Aug 14, 2025 |
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I'm Here For The Patriotic Gang Bang
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Aug 13, 2025 |
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Milk This
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Aug 12, 2025 |
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Good Ol' Poon Face
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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The 85th Rally From The Oyster Bay Bar in Deadwood
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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The 85th Rally From The Wisco Wednesday Pool Party
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Aug 07, 2025 |
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The 85th Rally From Full Throttle Saloon & Boars Nest In Leed
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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The 85th Rally From One Eyed Jacks Downtown Sturgis
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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Sturgis 2025 - The 85th Rally From the Pappy Hoel Campground & Full Throttle Saloon
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Aug 04, 2025 |
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Let Me Get Up In Your Chilly Pit
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Jul 31, 2025 |
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Just A Couple DJs Bangin' Chicks Out Of Their League
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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Fresh Milked Coyotes
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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Getting To Use The Emergency Slide Was Worth The Crap In My Pants
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Jul 28, 2025 |
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Marty McCoy & The Butt Sniffer
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Jul 25, 2025 |
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ARANDA Invades The JJO Sound Lounge
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Thomas Jefferson, Notorious P*ssy, Loved Vanilla Ice Cream
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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Slap It Against Your Face
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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Find The One Legged Stripper In Minot
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Jul 21, 2025 |
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Putting the HR in WHORE
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Jul 18, 2025 |
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I Fingered The Torso
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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Misty Cape Is The Sluttiest Name I've Heard In A While
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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Tush Toys & Peanut Butter Ice Cream Cups
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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I Forgot My Wife At The Gas Station Again
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Jul 11, 2025 |
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Dem Taters Don't Lie
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Jul 10, 2025 |
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So That's Why We All Have Boners At The Family Reunion
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Jul 09, 2025 |
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So Many Confused Erections Out There
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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That's Alotta Wieners
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Jul 07, 2025 |
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Unfamiliar Melons
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Jul 02, 2025 |
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Can't Fly With The Swamp Crotch
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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She Suffers From Penis Neck
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Jun 30, 2025 |
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Try THIS Organ Meat *Points To Crotch*
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Jun 27, 2025 |
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You Can't Fart On People At Work, Bro
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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He Has Enthusiastic Balls
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Jun 25, 2025 |
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Bartender, Give Me The Iced Penis, Please
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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Show Me Your O-Ring
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Jun 23, 2025 |
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I'm Taking My DNA & Leaving
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Jun 20, 2025 |
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A Weiner In A Bun Is Anal
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Jun 19, 2025 |
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It's Too Humid To Throw One In My Old Lady
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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Do You Wanna Mop Up Your Coworkers Jizz?
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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Once You've Had One Finger You Want Them All
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Jun 16, 2025 |
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That Bison Is Gonna Stir Up Them Guts
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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Handsy Beach Boy vs Johnny Danger
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Jun 12, 2025 |
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Let's Talk About Your Cob
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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The Champagne Room Disappointment
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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Give Grandma What's She Wants: 8 Inches
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Jun 09, 2025 |
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Move Over Truck Nuts We Want Truck Lips
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Jun 06, 2025 |
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Eunice The Chunt
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Jun 05, 2025 |
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Building Our Panty Empire
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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Lord, Don't Let Me Die With A Titty Out
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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Toe Suckin' Starts At $600
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Jun 02, 2025 |
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Loads of Lance.... Gross!
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May 30, 2025 |
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IT'S HOT BOY SUMMMMMERRRRR!!!!
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May 29, 2025 |
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Do I Push My Lips To One Side Or Split 'Em On The Bike Seat?
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May 28, 2025 |
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Camping Gives You Chlamydia!
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May 27, 2025 |
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Sausage fest never felt so good
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May 23, 2025 |
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I Gave Your Mom The Pope's Handshake
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May 22, 2025 |
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Weinie 500 Was My Nickname In High School
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May 21, 2025 |
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Danger Wishes Brett Favre Had A Giant Crank
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May 20, 2025 |
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Does She Have Big Taters? I'll Release Her On Her Own Recognizance
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May 19, 2025 |
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I Gave Her The Hammerhead Hoedown
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May 16, 2025 |
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Wackin' In The Tool Shed
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May 15, 2025 |
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How Much For The Gag Ball At The Garage Sale
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May 14, 2025 |
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I'm Here For The Used Panties
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May 13, 2025 |
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Not The Splitting Wood I Was Thinking
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May 12, 2025 |
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Pants Nachos Are My Kink Now
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May 09, 2025 |
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Anello of Central Waters
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May 08, 2025 |
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It's Hard To Be Kinky With A Belly Full Of Kraut
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May 07, 2025 |
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Was Your Butthole Comprimised?
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May 06, 2025 |
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Cream Corn vs Chris Jericho
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May 05, 2025 |
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Let's You Just Drop Them Pants
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May 02, 2025 |
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I'm Not A Gorilla But I'd Beat Off 100 Guys
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May 01, 2025 |
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My Drug Dealer Came Out Of Retirement
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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Plane Seat Pooper
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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Chicken's Got An Egg Stuck, Everyone Take A Bath
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Apr 28, 2025 |
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I've Swallowed Semen I Can Handle A 5 Hour Energy
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Apr 25, 2025 |
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Eatin' Poon and Drivin'
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Apr 24, 2025 |
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The Meat Curtains Are Locked Up
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Apr 23, 2025 |
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My Boner Only Works During Daytime Hours
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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We Called Him Fetus Cuz Of His Massive Head & Inability To Do Anything
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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Prestige Radio Worldwide
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Apr 18, 2025 |
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A bit mess til you know who gets back
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Apr 17, 2025 |
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Johnny's On Steroids
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Apr 16, 2025 |
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Katy Perry Heads Outer Space
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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The Gay Beam Isn't Your Problem, Bro
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Apr 14, 2025 |
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Let Me Get A Pull Of These Panties Quick
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Apr 11, 2025 |
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Hot Dog Tower Was My Nickname In College
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Apr 09, 2025 |
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Better Chug Semen While You Still Can
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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Write A Letter & Shove It Up Your Ass
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Apr 07, 2025 |
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They Ate His Liver W/ A Coconut & A Can of Soda (tongue sucking sounds)
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Apr 04, 2025 |
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Smell The Forceps
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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A Guide To Playing With Your Pussy
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Apr 02, 2025 |
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Masturbating In The Parking Lot Is Not The Stress Relief I Was Referring To
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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Piss Jugs Up In Herr
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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I Just Bought This Renoir For The Boobs
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Mar 28, 2025 |
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I Fell In Love With Her Spinach Farts
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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23 and Me Makin' Buttholes Over Here
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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This Meatball Machine Is Worthless
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Try My Bitch Cream
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Mar 21, 2025 |
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Frank's Here To Change Your Diaper
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Mar 20, 2025 |
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First Thing I'm Doing When I'm Back On Earth Is Firin' Off Some Knuckle Children
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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Sloppy Hos, Sloppy Joes & Sloppy Toes
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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Is My Yogurt Expired Or Are You Extra Musky?
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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Can We Not Sh*t On The Floor At The Dollar Store FFS
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Mar 14, 2025 |
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I'm The Pie Inspector, Ma'am
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Mar 13, 2025 |
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I Hired The Dollar Store Hitman
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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Someone Please Verify The Weatherman's Boner
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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Buy A Sex Toy Win A Blanket
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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He Died Doing What He Loved, Getting Semen Shot Into His Eye
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Mar 03, 2025 |
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Why Can't I Pay For A Handie In This Country?
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Feb 28, 2025 |
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A Good Ol' Rear Ending In The Drive Thru
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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Something About Berries And Their Juice - But I Think It'a About Vaginas
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Back In My Day We Ran Tains, Not Robbed Em
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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You Paid For The Twink, You Got The Twink
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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Choke Your Emotional Support Chicken
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Feb 21, 2025 |
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I'm A Fan Of Plump Beaver
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Captain Cword Is A Little Clammy
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Just Get Stuck In The Dryer Already, Lady
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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LBJ Just Needed Some Room By His Nuts
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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I'm Not Gonna Work At The Dildo Factory Anymore
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Feb 14, 2025 |
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IDK About Ham Radio, But I Do Know About Ham Wallets
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Feb 13, 2025 |
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Reveal Baby Gender, Start A Fire, Burn A House Down, Stab Your Buddy, Shoot Grandma In The Face
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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I Wish Kid Rock Would Stop Telling Me To Clap I'm Holding An $18 Drink
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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If You'd Stop Touching Little Boys You Wouldn't Have To Rebrand
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Feb 10, 2025 |
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Tuck Them Flaps In, Girl
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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I Barfed Up A Pellet And Said Goodbye
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Feb 06, 2025 |
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Check Out My FitBit Ball Gag
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Feb 05, 2025 |
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You Thought Stepping On A Lego Was Bad, Try Diggin' One Outta Your Cooz
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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No Dancing Sir, You Have A Thing In Your Butt
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Feb 03, 2025 |
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Touch My Belly Button
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Jan 31, 2025 |
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Little Ho On the Prairie
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Jan 30, 2025 |
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Puzzle People Are Masochists
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Putting The Balls In Eye Balls
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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Sybaris Shaving Party
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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When Mom Picks You Up From The Gang Bang
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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I Hope Your Sex Isn't As Boring As Your Pizza Order
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Jan 23, 2025 |
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I Have A Water Feature Full Of Semen
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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Those Sweatpants Are So Tight I Can See Your Rivets
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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Ain't No One Putting No Gerbil In Their Butthole
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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Do Not Besmirch Betty White, You Bitch
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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You Now Have 1056 More Wiener Cousins
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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Rub Some Ranch On Me
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Jan 09, 2025 |
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Searching For A Joke About Your Mom's Vagina
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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He's An Actual Dick Head
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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Put Your Tits Away At The Winery
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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Get Your Dickhands Off My Groceries
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Jan 03, 2025 |
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I Will Choke A Bitch For Horsey Sauce
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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Still Fat, Broke & Stupid, I Reckon
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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Get Lost On This Mount Hood
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Dec 30, 2024 |
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We Must Beat The Office Sluts
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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Bald Eagles Sound Kinda Gay
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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Meatballs Are Served
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Dec 18, 2024 |
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Takes A Lot Of Tree Jizz To Make Syrup
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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There's No Clam At The Vegan Strip Club
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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Prepare Your Butthole!!!! It's Happening!!!
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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Show Me Your Secret Beard
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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Lumpy Semen
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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Down With Doo Doo Brown
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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Tits Out At My Funeral
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Dec 05, 2024 |
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Let's See That Uncut Man Meat
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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Your Obsession With Buttholes Is Kinda Gay
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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Just Sit Your Fat Ass In The Roller Coaster
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Dec 02, 2024 |
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Replace The Misletoe With Cameltoe
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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Eau De Toilette Pee Pee
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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Chewin' Gum & Tweakin' Nipples
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Make Your Own Giblet Gravy
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Nov 20, 2024 |
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But Vagina Has No Face
|
Nov 19, 2024 |
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Toss This Salad But Wash It First Cuz E'erybodys Gettin' EColi Up In Herr
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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That Pussy Is Frozen Over
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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Turns Out Watching A Baby Being Born Isn't Hot At All
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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The Christmas Bidet Shall Cleanse Away Your Sins
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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Check Out My Beaver Moon
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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Just Go Poop For Cry Eye
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Nov 11, 2024 |
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HR Told Me I Have Big Stupid Tits
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Nov 08, 2024 |
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Swing That Cock Around
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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The Mullet Is The White Jheri Curl
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Nov 06, 2024 |
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Trap This Beaver
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Back In My Day We Just Called It Being A Slut
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Nov 04, 2024 |
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That's A Helluva Tuna Spread
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Nov 01, 2024 |
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I'll Show You A Scary Crevice
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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I Gotta Pocket Full Of Hot Dogs
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Can't Be Throwin' Stuff In Your Mouf All Willy Nilly
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Takin' A Hot Load To The Back
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Actually A Honkey Rink Ain't Far Off
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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Operation Ope Let Me Sneak Right Past Ya
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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949 Wieners In A Row
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Oct 23, 2024 |
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I Cum In Peace
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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Maybe It's Cuz Her Taters Swung Too Low
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Oct 21, 2024 |
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Don't Google "Is All Sperm White"
|
Oct 18, 2024 |
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The Return Of Elk Hunt
|
Oct 17, 2024 |
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"Just Shoot My Ass Cheeks, Lance"
|
Oct 16, 2024 |
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Lauryn Hill Flys Frontier?
|
Oct 15, 2024 |
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Talk About Ham Hockers
|
Oct 10, 2024 |
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Cyberpants Can't Help Your Sad Erection
|
Oct 09, 2024 |
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I'd Pay $5 To Touch His Nubs
|
Oct 08, 2024 |
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Top Ten Things We'd Do To An Eye Socket
|
Oct 07, 2024 |
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Here We Sit With A Thumb Up Our Ass
|
Oct 04, 2024 |
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Proud Member Of The International Tit Pullers Union
|
Oct 03, 2024 |
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Don't Tell Your Grandkids You Slept With Twins, Papaw
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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That Bitch Ate A Chicken Wing In A Strangers Poo Cloud
|
Oct 01, 2024 |
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Crackoon Is Definitely Getting Someone Cancelled
|
Sep 30, 2024 |
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In Lieu Of My Balls Biatch Will Be There
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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I Just Wanna Take This Bra Off
|
Sep 26, 2024 |
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I Hate To Bring Up The Erection Situation
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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I'm Sure Your Vagina Isn't Too Loose But I'll Feel It Out
|
Sep 24, 2024 |
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We Were All A Little Hardon The Octomom
|
Sep 23, 2024 |
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That's Not The Shaved Buffalo I Thought It Would Be
|
Sep 20, 2024 |
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Imagine Me Feeding You Pizza In A Toga With An Apple Up My Ass
|
Sep 19, 2024 |
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Show Us Balls
|
Sep 18, 2024 |
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This Is The Only Cat You Can Eat *Points To Cooter*
|
Sep 17, 2024 |
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No, We Cannot Breathe Out Our Buttholes
|
Sep 16, 2024 |
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Will Brake For Pussy
|
Sep 06, 2024 |
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I See A Douchebag In Your Future
|
Sep 05, 2024 |
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I Wouldn't Mind Getting Lost In The Bush For A Few Days
|
Sep 04, 2024 |
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Joey Just Opens His Throat & Shoves Wieners In
|
Sep 03, 2024 |
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Phil Labonte of All That Remains
|
Aug 30, 2024 |
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Dykes On Trikes
|
Aug 30, 2024 |
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I Was Told I Have A Nice Wiping Technique
|
Aug 27, 2024 |
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What's This Pus Sack?
|
Aug 26, 2024 |
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Put Your Raw Dough In This Box
|
Aug 23, 2024 |
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I've Never Seen A 6 Foot Pussy
|
Aug 21, 2024 |
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We're Not Just Here To Flap Our Tits Around
|
Aug 20, 2024 |
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Drop Out Dem Taters It's National Potato Day
|
Aug 19, 2024 |
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That's How My Sister Got Stabbed With A Pitchfork
|
Aug 15, 2024 |
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No HR Department? Look At My Penis
|
Aug 14, 2024 |
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Order The Footlong
|
Aug 13, 2024 |
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Bringing Back Fart Knocker
|
Aug 12, 2024 |
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Two Step Vagification
|
Aug 01, 2024 |
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Can I Get One Titty One Titty One Titty Now A Two
|
Jul 31, 2024 |
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What's In Your Bag Of Drugs? Oh, It's Drugs!
|
Jul 30, 2024 |
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These C**t Influencers Need To Stop
|
Jul 29, 2024 |
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You Know A Thing Or Two About Sucking Meat Off The Bone
|
Jul 26, 2024 |
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Turns Out Gay Is Not A Genre Of Music
|
Jul 25, 2024 |
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Her Nipple Fell Right Off
|
Jul 24, 2024 |
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He'd Definitely Be A Power Bottom
|
Jul 23, 2024 |
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I'm Just Here For The Gay Lūʻau
|
Jul 22, 2024 |
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When Jesus Actually Shows Up To The Come To Jesus Meeting
|
Jul 19, 2024 |
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She Must Have An Old Balls Kink
|
Jul 18, 2024 |
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Her Knucks Said Dick Hole
|
Jul 17, 2024 |
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The One Time You Wish Your Boobs Were Longer
|
Jul 16, 2024 |
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Crazy Larry's Tampons: We're Not #1 But We're Right Up In There!
|
Jul 15, 2024 |
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Tuk Smith & The Restless Hearts Take Over
|
Jul 12, 2024 |
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Sir, Your Balls Must Be Covered In The Lazy River
|
Jul 11, 2024 |
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That'd Be A Margarita In The Butt, Bob
|
Jul 10, 2024 |
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I Always Pop A Boner For A 1970 Chevelle
|
Jul 09, 2024 |
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She Just Swallows 'Em Whole
|
Jul 08, 2024 |
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Who's Not A Panty Sniffer
|
Jun 28, 2024 |
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He Fingered That Trooper And Got Paid!
|
Jun 27, 2024 |
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That's Not Where Mrs Potato Heads Lips Go
|
Jun 26, 2024 |
|
Myles Kennedy Is The Coolest Guy You'll Ever Meet
|
Jun 25, 2024 |
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I Like Crue When They Looked Like A Couple Hot Chicks
|
Jun 24, 2024 |
|
Just A Couple DJs Slappin' Dem Titties
|
Jun 20, 2024 |
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You're Not A Germophobe If You Lick B-holes
|
Jun 19, 2024 |
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Blinded by the D*ck
|
Jun 18, 2024 |
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You Can't Pee Because Of Unclean Women
|
Jun 17, 2024 |
|
Officer Johnson Cops A Feel & Loses A Job
|
Jun 14, 2024 |
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She Needs To Ease Up On The Butt Stuff For Awhile
|
Jun 13, 2024 |
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Why Do You Care If Deer Get Off Ya Weirdo
|
Jun 12, 2024 |
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That 9 Year Old Drives Better Than Most A-Holes
|
Jun 11, 2024 |
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Save Some Poon For The Rest Of Us, David Rush
|
Jun 10, 2024 |
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Eat A Good Meal, Have A Highball, Get A Handie
|
Jun 07, 2024 |
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I'd RatherRun This Train
|
Jun 06, 2024 |
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From Farmers To Fappers In 9 Short Months
|
Jun 05, 2024 |
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Ms Vagina Now Has The Floor
|
Jun 04, 2024 |
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When You Trust A Fart But It's Actually A 6 Pound Baby
|
Jun 03, 2024 |
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Live Dangerously - Wipe Back To Front
|
May 31, 2024 |
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Listen Bitch, I'm Just Tryin' To Eat My Sammich
|
May 30, 2024 |
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You Need Consent To Cum On Eileen
|
May 29, 2024 |
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Right In The Butt
|
May 28, 2024 |
|
The Great Scottish Queef
|
May 23, 2024 |
|
Never Forget The 8 Bit Tit
|
May 22, 2024 |
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You Need A Permit To Show Your Balls
|
May 21, 2024 |
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Something Smells I Think It's Your Pee Jeans
|
May 16, 2024 |
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I Said Gaping Hatchet Wound
|
May 15, 2024 |
|
Your Mom Sounds Kinda Slutty
|
May 14, 2024 |
|
The Longest Handie In The History Of Aviation
|
May 13, 2024 |
|
It Was The One Armed Vag!
|
May 10, 2024 |
|
Is This Drippy?
|
May 09, 2024 |
|
He's Gherkin His Baby Dill Again
|
May 08, 2024 |
|
If You Can't Keep It In Your Pants Keep It In The Family
|
May 07, 2024 |
|
He Fell Into A Silo I Fell Into Your Mom's Huge Vag
|
May 06, 2024 |
|
Sleep Theory Tells Us Why They Are A 4/10
|
May 03, 2024 |
|
Balls! Balls! Balls!
|
May 02, 2024 |
|
At Least An AI Priest Can't Finger You
|
May 01, 2024 |
|
Guaranteed To Go Down Like An Experimental Paraglider
|
Apr 30, 2024 |
|
Just Me & 8 Wieners
|
Apr 29, 2024 |
|
Danger Went To HR This Morning
|
Apr 26, 2024 |
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Cicada Ain't The Worst Thing I've Put In My Mouth
|
Apr 25, 2024 |
|
Have The Salmon Stopped Slappin, Clarice?
|
Apr 24, 2024 |
|
Wiener Wonderment
|
Apr 23, 2024 |
|
Rock N Roll Hall Of Jags
|
Apr 22, 2024 |
|
Chinwag Champ
|
Apr 17, 2024 |
|
Her Boyfriend Must Be Deaf
|
Apr 16, 2024 |
|
Velvet Chains Sound Lounge
|
Apr 15, 2024 |
|
We Call That A Fart Transplant
|
Apr 12, 2024 |
|
Pretty Sure That's Pimpin' Out Your Wife, Dude.
|
Apr 10, 2024 |
|
Squishmitten Got Me
|
Apr 09, 2024 |
|
I've Put Worse Things In My Mouth Than Cicadas
|
Apr 05, 2024 |
|
Does That Make It 4 Holes? Or 6?
|
Apr 04, 2024 |
|
Butt Plugs & Chess Be Like PB&J
|
Apr 03, 2024 |
|
Ruth's Leather Cheerio Needs Attention
|
Apr 02, 2024 |
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Not THOSE Lips And Assholes
|
Apr 01, 2024 |
|
Think About Someone Stretching You Out
|
Mar 29, 2024 |
|
When To Use The C-Word For Kids
|
Mar 28, 2024 |
|
I Like My Women Like I Like My Yaks
|
Mar 27, 2024 |
|
3 Hours For One Titty
|
Mar 26, 2024 |
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I Can't Just Sit Over Here In A Puddle All Morning
|
Mar 25, 2024 |
|
Ryan Seacrunt Is THEEEEE WORST
|
Mar 21, 2024 |
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That's A Well Traveled Puss
|
Mar 21, 2024 |
|
I Can Smell The Ball Soup
|
Mar 20, 2024 |
|
May I Touch Your Wrinkle?
|
Mar 19, 2024 |
|
So Yeasty
|
Mar 18, 2024 |
|
That Meeting Was Nothing But Dicks
|
Mar 15, 2024 |
|
Don't You Dare Make A Cream Pie Joke
|
Mar 14, 2024 |
|
Is That A Zucchini In Your Pants Or Some Other Vegetable IDK About
|
Mar 13, 2024 |
|
Is That The Part That Hangs Down Er No?
|
Mar 12, 2024 |
|
Don't Get A BBL At The Strip Mall
|
Mar 11, 2024 |
|
C3PO Was A Little Bitch
|
Mar 06, 2024 |
|
Downward Facing Ball Gazer
|
Mar 05, 2024 |
|
What's THIS Toe Gonna Do To You?
|
Mar 04, 2024 |
|
Wish It Was The Fur Burger Wars
|
Mar 01, 2024 |
|
Microplastics Gave Me A Huge Wiener
|
Feb 29, 2024 |
|
That's A Good Time To Have A Small Penis
|
Feb 28, 2024 |
|
"Vaginas Are Like Dodge Darts"
|
Feb 26, 2024 |
|
I Can See That Astronauts Moonrocks
|
Feb 23, 2024 |
|
Rim Lickers
|
Feb 22, 2024 |
|
Just Put Your Dong Thru The Hole In This Sheet
|
Feb 21, 2024 |
|
Not THAT Coin Purse
|
Feb 20, 2024 |
|
Rectum Antiques Has A (Chili) Ring To It
|
Feb 19, 2024 |
|
Your Mom Like The One Knuckle
|
Feb 16, 2024 |
|
Her Fake Orgasm Will Match Your Fake Flowers
|
Feb 14, 2024 |
|
We Left Our Love On The Sheets
|
Feb 13, 2024 |
|
Do I Have Camel Toe? Er No?
|
Feb 12, 2024 |
|
Doing Some Flap Slaps
|
Feb 09, 2024 |
|
Booze School w/ Trixie & Fred Swanson
|
Feb 08, 2024 |
|
Dirtballs Of A Feather Flock Together - Wait, What?
|
Feb 08, 2024 |
|
Bitch Better Have My Money! No, Really, My Dog Ate My Money
|
Feb 07, 2024 |
|
Lance Gonzo'd The Window
|
Feb 06, 2024 |
|
The Fart Heard Round The World
|
Feb 05, 2024 |
|
Amelia Earhart Was A Muff Diver
|
Feb 01, 2024 |
|
Bald Eagles Make Bitch Noises
|
Jan 31, 2024 |
|
Aliens Are Just Doing Butthole Research
|
Jan 30, 2024 |
|
Alyssa Milano Getting Pounded
|
Jan 29, 2024 |
|
Let's You Just Drop Them Pants
|
Jan 26, 2024 |
|
Peter Schroder from Starkweather Brewing
|
Jan 25, 2024 |
|
Take A Pic W/ Weird Bearded Pube Lady
|
Jan 24, 2024 |
|
My Unhinged Jaw Thanks You
|
Jan 22, 2024 |
|
Mission: Cropdust
|
Jan 19, 2024 |
|
Just A Squirrel Lookin' For A Nut
|
Jan 18, 2024 |
|
When I Gazed Into Her Brown Eye I Knew It Was Fate
|
Jan 17, 2024 |
|
Pay U $20 To Eat This Burrito & Burp On Me
|
Jan 16, 2024 |
|
Majestic Dildos Via Drone
|
Jan 15, 2024 |
|
Handies For Fruit Stripe Gum
|
Jan 11, 2024 |
|
Eating A** For A Hobby Not Survival
|
Jan 09, 2024 |
|
Plug Check
|
Jan 08, 2024 |
|
Little Debbie Is A Cream Filled Sloot
|
Jan 05, 2024 |
|
Caught Pinkeye At Visions. Do Not Pass Go.
|
Jan 04, 2024 |
|
That Tree Doesn't Want Your Vagina, Lady
|
Jan 03, 2024 |
|
You Can Put Your Fist In Both
|
Jan 02, 2024 |
|
Lesbo Slap Fest
|
Jan 02, 2024 |
|
Broke And Horny
|
Dec 21, 2023 |
|
When In Wawa
|
Dec 19, 2023 |
|
Tommy Lee's Hands Be E'erywhere
|
Dec 18, 2023 |
|
You're All Shaved And Shiny And Slippery
|
Dec 15, 2023 |
|
Your Lips Are Very Loose
|
Dec 12, 2023 |
|
Your Soft Membrane Is Kinda Sexy
|
Dec 11, 2023 |
|
i CaN lAnD tHiS pLaNe BrO
|
Dec 08, 2023 |
|
Grab A Boob & Hold On For 8 Seconds
|
Dec 07, 2023 |
|
I Assure You, Nothing Is Wrong WIth Your Vag
|
Dec 06, 2023 |
|
Tripped, Fell, Landed On His _____
|
Dec 05, 2023 |
|
Who Brings Blow To Thanksgiving?
|
Dec 04, 2023 |
|
I'm Not Sure That's An Approved Lube
|
Dec 01, 2023 |
|
The Golden Bachelor Is A Frosted Turd
|
Nov 30, 2023 |
|
Lacey Chabert Got Out Of Her Cage Again
|
Nov 29, 2023 |
|
We Lost A Lot Of Good Wiener Out There
|
Nov 28, 2023 |
|
Don't Gamble On A One Buck Burrito
|
Nov 27, 2023 |
|
Meet My Meat In The Parking Lot
|
Nov 21, 2023 |
|
Put This Down Your Hatch
|
Nov 20, 2023 |
|
We Have A Communal Girdle
|
Nov 16, 2023 |
|
If All Women Were Topless It Would Be Complete Chaos
|
Nov 15, 2023 |
|
Ain't Nothin' Wrong With Wearing Ma's Pantyhose
|
Nov 14, 2023 |
|
My Dildo Got Delivered To Your House By Mistake
|
Nov 13, 2023 |
|
The Lonely Ones Emotionally Gape For Us
|
Nov 10, 2023 |
|
Toss Some Salad With The In-Laws
|
Nov 09, 2023 |
|
Long Live The Snow Penis
|
Nov 07, 2023 |
|
This Beer Tastes Like Pee
|
Nov 06, 2023 |
|
I'll Be The Lonely, Horny Truck Driver
|
Nov 03, 2023 |
|
U Munched Pizza I Munched Carpet
|
Nov 02, 2023 |
|
3rd Degree Semen Burns
|
Oct 31, 2023 |
|
Finally, An Invite To A Diaper Party
|
Oct 30, 2023 |
|
Put Your Gimp Mask On & Go To Bed
|
Oct 27, 2023 |
|
Put On The Daddy Saddle
|
Oct 26, 2023 |
|
It's Mostly Spongey
|
Oct 25, 2023 |
|
It's Not As Big As I Thought It Would Be
|
Oct 24, 2023 |
|
That Stripper Is Pretty Thin
|
Oct 23, 2023 |
|
Real Men Schmear
|
Oct 20, 2023 |
|
Let's Hear Your Orgasm Noises
|
Oct 18, 2023 |
|
Let's Talk Bush Maintenance
|
Oct 17, 2023 |
|
I'll Take The Bored Out Hole
|
Oct 16, 2023 |
|
Ridin' Me Dirty
|
Oct 12, 2023 |
|
Who Drew These Dicks On My Bag
|
Oct 11, 2023 |
|
Sleep Hard, You P*ssy
|
Oct 10, 2023 |
|
Different Cave of The Mounds, Dude.
|
Oct 09, 2023 |
|
A Man Can Buy Another Man A Seashell And It Not Be Gay
|
Oct 06, 2023 |
|
Bedroom Pills & Bathroom Cams
|
Oct 05, 2023 |
|
Meditate, Masturbate, Manifest
|
Oct 04, 2023 |
|
I Put The Kaw Kaw In Cock
|
Oct 03, 2023 |
|
We Have A Firm Grip On The Wiener
|
Oct 02, 2023 |
|
Rupert Holmes Should Be Ashamed
|
Sep 29, 2023 |
|
Do You Still Have Your BJ Card?
|
Sep 28, 2023 |
|
Sasha Grey Kinda Ruined Semen For Me
|
Sep 27, 2023 |
|
Why The Obsession About Genitals
|
Sep 26, 2023 |
|
3 Dollar Sub Y'all
|
Sep 25, 2023 |
|
Ima Stay Home N Slap My Salmon
|
Sep 22, 2023 |
|
Sometimes I Just Eat A Plate Of Cheese For Dinner
|
Sep 21, 2023 |
|
Matt Chat!!! Matthew McDonough of Mudvayne
|
Sep 20, 2023 |
|
The Big O Er No
|
Sep 19, 2023 |
|
Oddly Aroused By That Security Footage
|
Sep 18, 2023 |
|
These Jorts Make My Junk Look Amazing
|
Sep 15, 2023 |
|
We Forgive You, Milli Vanilli
|
Sep 14, 2023 |
|
Fear Boner In Play
|
Sep 13, 2023 |
|
Invite That Old Crotch Over For Dinner
|
Sep 12, 2023 |
|
Go To Fantasy: Jennifer Aniston In Kneepads
|
Sep 11, 2023 |
|
Leigh Kakatay of Pop Evil Checks In!
|
Sep 08, 2023 |
|
Tripod Was My Nickname In High School
|
Sep 07, 2023 |
|
Speak Into My Pants Microphone
|
Sep 06, 2023 |
|
Wiener Wonderland
|
Sep 01, 2023 |
|
His Tiny Wiener Is Everyone's Problem Now
|
Aug 31, 2023 |
|
Pumpkin Spice Butthole Is The Flavor Of The Season
|
Aug 29, 2023 |
|
HR Sluts
|
Aug 28, 2023 |
|
Snap Into This Slim Jim
|
Aug 25, 2023 |
|
*Eggplant Emoji * Peach Emoji * Squirt Emoji
|
Aug 23, 2023 |
|
How Can I Be Gayer? Broadcast From A Vagina?
|
Aug 21, 2023 |
|
Madonna's 65 But Her Vag Is Only 24
|
Aug 16, 2023 |
|
Does This Look Infected?
|
Aug 15, 2023 |
|
I'm Gonna Get A Tattoo Of A Tattoo
|
Aug 14, 2023 |
|
Butthole Binoculars
|
Aug 03, 2023 |
|
Slap That Bologna Right Here
|
Aug 01, 2023 |
|
That Bitch Took Away Our Ice Cream
|
Jul 31, 2023 |
|
Jeremy Piven Is Our Best Friend Now
|
Jul 28, 2023 |
|
Prepare Your Butthole For Alien Invasion
|
Jul 27, 2023 |
|
Is That Aioli On Your Chin, Er No?
|
Jul 26, 2023 |
|
All Up In Your Guts
|
Jul 25, 2023 |
|
Cocaine Sharks And Bear Attacks
|
Jul 24, 2023 |
|
Kevin Bozeman Crashed The Broadcast
|
Jul 21, 2023 |
|
If I'm Getting Hazed There Better Be Something Up My Butt
|
Jul 20, 2023 |
|
Bezos Can Suck This
|
Jul 19, 2023 |
|
Death By Kim Kar On My Face
|
Jul 18, 2023 |
|
Your Moms House Is A Greasing Palace
|
Jul 17, 2023 |
|
Come To My Bunker And Spread The Cheeks
|
Jul 13, 2023 |
|
He Showed His Seam To The Casino
|
Jul 12, 2023 |
|
13 Pound Baby Is Comin' For Your Porkchops
|
Jul 11, 2023 |
|
He's Not Staring At Your Ass, He's Blind FFS
|
Jul 10, 2023 |
|
The Bluffs Got Eyes, Brah
|
Jul 07, 2023 |
|
"Why Is My Wiener So Small?" -Danger
|
Jul 06, 2023 |
|
That Nice Old Lady Taught Me What A Queef Was
|
Jun 30, 2023 |
|
Johnny's Got The Clap
|
Jun 29, 2023 |
|
Breakfast Titties & Governor Boners
|
Jun 28, 2023 |
|
Why Is This Asshole Crying?
|
Jun 27, 2023 |
|
Corey Taylor Is The GOAT
|
Jun 26, 2023 |
|
RESET THE SIMULATION!
|
Jun 23, 2023 |
|
The Submersible Went Down Like Your Mom
|
Jun 21, 2023 |
|
He Shushed Her During Sex
|
Jun 20, 2023 |
|
I Called In To Work W/ A Sprained Camel Toe Once
|
Jun 19, 2023 |
|
I Would Know, I Bought Her Old Toilet
|
Jun 16, 2023 |
|
And Then Charlie Sheen Shoved A Cucumber Up His Blank
|
Jun 15, 2023 |
|
I'd Buy Her Used Diaper
|
Jun 14, 2023 |
|
That Fish Ain't Free
|
Jun 13, 2023 |
|
Your Kinky Ass Is Killing The Planet
|
Jun 07, 2023 |
|
I've Been Recruited By The Camel Toe Wrestling League
|
Jun 06, 2023 |
|
Whiskey Tits Please
|
Jun 05, 2023 |
|
Congrats To My "Gradutate"
|
Jun 02, 2023 |
|
Tom Cruise Pube Sprinkle
|
Jun 01, 2023 |
|
That Is NOT A Thumb, Brah.
|
May 31, 2023 |
|
Colombo In Heat
|
May 30, 2023 |
|
Come Over Here And Let Me Fix Your Dry Mouth
|
May 25, 2023 |
|
Touch My Textured Cheese Flap
|
May 24, 2023 |
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She Swallowed Brats Whole & That's How We Knew
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May 23, 2023 |
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Your Stepdad Should Not Be Your Top Subscriber On OnlyFans
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May 22, 2023 |
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Fireworks! Cheese! Dildos! THIS EXIT!
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May 11, 2023 |
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What Are You, About A Size 14? YUP
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May 10, 2023 |
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No One Wants To Touch This Turd
|
May 09, 2023 |
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I Learned How To Suck Toes At Morning Show Boot Camp
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May 08, 2023 |
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All You Can Eat Taco Bar In My Pants
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May 05, 2023 |
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That Bush Took A Beating
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May 04, 2023 |
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If AI Replaces Us Who Will Sleep With Our Listeners?
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May 03, 2023 |
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Dem's Gramma's Boobs
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May 01, 2023 |
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Hug A Dick
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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Get Your Drunk Ass Back In The Hot Tub, Dude
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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Enemas & Carwash Wine, Trimmed Pubes & Wasted Times, These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
|
Apr 26, 2023 |
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School Bus Flashbacks Prove We're All A Buncha Degens
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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Nutsack & Slit In The Morning
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Apr 24, 2023 |
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Bobaflex Invades The Sound Lounge
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Apr 21, 2023 |
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The Crazy Dude Always Ends Up Naked
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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He Broke In And Shat On My Floor
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Apr 19, 2023 |
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10% Of Y'all Are Waffle Stompers
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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Put Me Back In The Cave
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Apr 17, 2023 |
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The Difference Between Art & Porn Is Pubes
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Apr 14, 2023 |
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Does That Look Like A Big Old Penis To You?
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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Putting the C-word In Recycling
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Apr 12, 2023 |
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He's Hitting Up Whore Depot Fo Sho
|
Apr 11, 2023 |
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Naked And Greased Up On The Trampoline
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Bad Times In The Hot Tub With A Mountain Lion
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Apr 06, 2023 |
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Kid Rock's Tears Make For Great Lube
|
Apr 05, 2023 |
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How'd He Keep His Bitches Straight?
|
Apr 04, 2023 |
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National Shove It Up Your A** Day
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Giant Taters At Lake Titicaca
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Mar 31, 2023 |
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Pizza Just Needs Tubed Meat To Be Perfect
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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Old Money Hates New Taters
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Mar 29, 2023 |
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He's Just Leaving Baby Batter All Over Your Sheets
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Gimme Some O' That Sweet Diaper Money
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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The Lonely Ones Inspire A Danger Roast
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Mar 24, 2023 |
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And Then Dude Jumped Out Of The Trunk
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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I'd Get In Granny's Crevice Fo Sho
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Mar 22, 2023 |
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Totes Jacobes
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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It's A Monday Full Of A**holes
|
Mar 20, 2023 |
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That's A Giant Effin' Ball Of Twine
|
Mar 17, 2023 |
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Ol' Iron Crotch Been Doin' Radio For 71 Years
|
Mar 16, 2023 |
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Finally, Beer For The Whole Family
|
Mar 15, 2023 |
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I'd Love To Die Drowning In Pie
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Ask Her About Her Dumpster Days
|
Mar 13, 2023 |
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Giant Taters Covered The Great Plains
|
Mar 10, 2023 |
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Drawing Wieners Under The Pale Moon Light
|
Mar 09, 2023 |
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It's Like Make A Wish For D**k
|
Mar 08, 2023 |
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Sorry About Your Vulva Vacancy
|
Mar 07, 2023 |
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Even With A Billboard That Dude Can't Get Laid
|
Mar 06, 2023 |
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Check Out My Band - Pulsating Vulva
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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Load And Unload
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Mar 02, 2023 |
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Has Anyone Ever Done A Pushup w/ Their D**k
|
Mar 01, 2023 |
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Keep Your Fingers To Yourself, Sir.
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Cocaine Bear > Cocaine DJ
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Warm Sushi Sounds .... Awful.
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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Trust Me, My Throat Has Been More Uncomfortable Than Yours
|
Feb 23, 2023 |
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It's A 100% Legit Mexican Standoff
|
Feb 22, 2023 |
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The Boner Hath Risen
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Slap It Around Your Face A Bit
|
Feb 20, 2023 |
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That's Not The Only Pie I Want
|
Feb 17, 2023 |
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Flap N Nap?
|
Feb 16, 2023 |
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How Long Is Your Taint
|
Feb 15, 2023 |
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Load Free Since The Packers Won The Super Bowl
|
Feb 14, 2023 |
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Trouble In Wiener Paradise
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Feb 13, 2023 |
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You Need To Keep Your Slow Hand To Yourself
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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I Can Crack 2 Girls' Backs At The Same Time
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Feb 09, 2023 |
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"Start Slow And Then Jam It Home"
|
Feb 08, 2023 |
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Look At This Sad DJ
|
Feb 07, 2023 |
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Are Those Throwing Stars In Your Pants?
|
Feb 06, 2023 |
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Thickwood, The Groundhog
|
Feb 06, 2023 |
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Peeps: Brought To You By Cocaine
|
Feb 01, 2023 |
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Your Ex From HS Had Smelly Balls
|
Jan 31, 2023 |
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There's A Dead Cat In A Cooler In My Garage
|
Jan 30, 2023 |
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Face Full Of Dorothy
|
Jan 27, 2023 |
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Hot Tub Full Of Chili
|
Jan 26, 2023 |
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I'm Going On Pornhub On A Work Computer
|
Jan 25, 2023 |
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Not A Fan Of Roast Beef But I Like The Look Of It
|
Jan 24, 2023 |
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His Mom Served In The Whore Army
|
Jan 23, 2023 |
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Lookin' For A Ball Professional
|
Jan 20, 2023 |
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The Tuna Jerked Him Off
|
Jan 19, 2023 |
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Then She Turned Around Again And Flashed Her Vagina
|
Jan 18, 2023 |
|
Feels Like Sitting On Jell-O
|
Jan 17, 2023 |
|
Everyone Gets Run Over By The P*ssy Wagon
|
Jan 16, 2023 |
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We All Have 2 Flaps
|
Jan 13, 2023 |
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In Ohio We Called It The Hairy Buffalo
|
Jan 12, 2023 |
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Just Cuz Everyone Is Effing Their Sister Doesn't Mean You Should Too
|
Jan 11, 2023 |
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"Biatch, You Can't Sleep With My Mom."
|
Jan 10, 2023 |
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Is that Patrick Swayze or Queefer Sutherland?
|
Jan 09, 2023 |
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Slap Some Tits On Vince Neil In 1987 & That's A Hot Bitch
|
Jan 06, 2023 |
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He Meant The Jelly Was Semen
|
Jan 05, 2023 |
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It's MY Day To Be The C-Word
|
Jan 04, 2023 |
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Walruses Jerk It Too, Ya Know
|
Jan 03, 2023 |
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I Put The Ho In Holidays
|
Dec 21, 2022 |
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Nikki May Have Killed The Fake At 8
|
Dec 20, 2022 |
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The Titty Elbow Burst
|
Dec 19, 2022 |
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There's A Xmas Tree Flying Towards My Face
|
Dec 16, 2022 |
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I Didn't Mean To Hurt Your Wiener's Feelings
|
Dec 13, 2022 |
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Betty Lou Had A Bad Friggin' Day
|
Dec 12, 2022 |
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Noel & Her Big Hangers
|
Dec 09, 2022 |
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You Have A Boil Where?
|
Dec 08, 2022 |
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And That Is How You End Up In A Basement
|
Dec 07, 2022 |
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Fame On Fire Has A Pants Banana
|
Dec 06, 2022 |
|
That Bitch Took On A Rabid Raccoon And Won!!
|
Dec 05, 2022 |
|
Santaphobic Dude Is Full Of S***
|
Dec 02, 2022 |
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I'll Show You A Hot Pocket...IN MY PANTS
|
Dec 01, 2022 |
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You Got Tittie Elbow
|
Nov 30, 2022 |
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The Polterwiener Mostly Comes Out At Night... Mostly
|
Nov 29, 2022 |
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Check Out That Low Swingin' Fickell
|
Nov 28, 2022 |
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That Bitch Is A Donkey
|
Nov 22, 2022 |
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From Here On Out You Are Old Gravy
|
Nov 21, 2022 |
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Pistols At Dawn Opened Up Pandora's C*n*
|
Nov 17, 2022 |
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Deb and Dan Carey Are Our Biggest Fans Ever
|
Nov 17, 2022 |
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From Cockermouth To Lickey End
|
Nov 16, 2022 |
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"It Was A Long Day With My Buttplug In"
|
Nov 15, 2022 |
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Bring Me Yung Thong, Not Too Young Though
|
Nov 14, 2022 |
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Is Your Baby A Pussy?
|
Nov 11, 2022 |
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Enjoy The Hot Tub 3 Way & The Yeast Infection That Follows
|
Nov 10, 2022 |
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Can I Say "Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Vibrating Male Masturbator" On The Air
|
Nov 09, 2022 |
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If You Lay An Egg I'll Eat It
|
Nov 08, 2022 |
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At The End Of The Universe Is Madonna's Old Ass Vagina
|
Nov 07, 2022 |
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It Doesn't Count If It's Over The Pants
|
Nov 04, 2022 |
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Good Hard Cash For This Beat Up Beaver Pelt
|
Nov 03, 2022 |
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She Dropped Her Taters Out At Trick or Treating
|
Nov 02, 2022 |
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Give Her A McRib & Drag Her Ass Outta Here
|
Nov 01, 2022 |
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I'm Gonna Have Pus On My Face... WITH ONE S
|
Oct 31, 2022 |
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He Blew His Load At The Corn Maze
|
Oct 26, 2022 |
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Do You Still Hear The Screaming Of The Sluts, Clarice?
|
Oct 25, 2022 |
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This Lesbo LOVES Tubed Meat
|
Oct 24, 2022 |
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I Wish Andy Dick Would Grope ME
|
Oct 21, 2022 |
|
What DuFek!?
|
Oct 20, 2022 |
|
Now You're A Man Man Man
|
Oct 19, 2022 |
|
"'Makin' Whoopee?' What Is It 1940?"
|
Oct 17, 2022 |
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Ayron Jones Goes Balls Deep In Shuffle Feel (She Sounds Nice)
|
Oct 14, 2022 |
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Weekend At Bernies But With Just A Finger
|
Oct 13, 2022 |
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Pay This Forward *Thrusts Crotch Violently"
|
Oct 12, 2022 |
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Pray The Sperm Away
|
Oct 11, 2022 |
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You're My Lil' Sweet N Sour Pork
|
Oct 10, 2022 |
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You've Died Of Dysentery
|
Oct 07, 2022 |
|
Bring The Poo To A Rolling Boil
|
Oct 06, 2022 |
|
Velma Needs To Sit On My Face ASAP
|
Oct 05, 2022 |
|
*Sniffs Chair* "Chair Butter."
|
Oct 04, 2022 |
|
Have This Soup Then We Will Pillowfight
|
Oct 03, 2022 |
|
"Comes w/ Auto Blowjay Function" *add to cart*
|
Sep 30, 2022 |
|
Get You A Schwann Brother
|
Sep 29, 2022 |
|
Her Box Smells Like Smoked Beef Jerky
|
Sep 28, 2022 |
|
How Do I Win The Anal War At Home?
|
Sep 27, 2022 |
|
No Violence Until I've Had Coffee
|
Sep 26, 2022 |
|
Sausage Queen of Spring Green
|
Sep 23, 2022 |
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That's 8 Knuckles In Your Mom
|
Sep 22, 2022 |
|
Kung Pao Chicken Ass Kickin'
|
Sep 21, 2022 |
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Why Would You Put That On Your Dick, Brah?
|
Sep 20, 2022 |
|
Yaaaaaar Er No
|
Sep 19, 2022 |
|
Your Shawnty Hunt Is Showing
|
Sep 16, 2022 |
|
"It's A Dick, Ladies & Gentlemen."
|
Sep 15, 2022 |
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I Shall Call Him On His Anal Beads
|
Sep 13, 2022 |
|
School Bus Drivers From Hell
|
Sep 12, 2022 |
|
You Can't Buy Hookers On A Work Trip, Officer.
|
Sep 09, 2022 |
|
Swamp People Baptism
|
Sep 08, 2022 |
|
Stop Putting That In Your Penis
|
Sep 07, 2022 |
|
"Come To The Baseball Park & See Baby Dick!"
|
Sep 06, 2022 |
|
Turns Out, We're Whores
|
Sep 02, 2022 |
|
Paddle This
|
Sep 01, 2022 |
|
The DDs That Broke Madison
|
Aug 31, 2022 |
|
Get Some Knucks In Your Squish Mitten
|
Aug 30, 2022 |
|
Your Dad's World Record Ain't Sh**
|
Aug 29, 2022 |
|
Pokin around on your mom
|
Aug 26, 2022 |
|
Stop singing A-Holes
|
Aug 26, 2022 |
|
Horny Chicks and Golden Tee
|
Aug 24, 2022 |
|
Super saggy flex
|
Aug 23, 2022 |
|
Playing with our pickle...ball
|
Aug 22, 2022 |
|
Give me a watch you Dicks!
|
Aug 19, 2022 |
|
Purse Pissin and Pizza
|
Aug 18, 2022 |
|
Frat House’s and Floppy Discs
|
Aug 17, 2022 |
|
Hot Girls Dropping Logs
|
Aug 16, 2022 |
|
It's Moist and Damp and Dripping
|
Aug 12, 2022 |
|
Big Dick Dale Ain't Effin' Around
|
Aug 11, 2022 |
|
Sir Loins - That's Your Stripper Name, Right?
|
Aug 10, 2022 |
|
Cheese Dick Turned Into Dick Cheese
|
Aug 09, 2022 |
|
The Cougar Camper
|
Aug 08, 2022 |
|
The Punchiest Place On Earth
|
Aug 05, 2022 |
|
The Legend Of Danger's Prom Sasquatch
|
Aug 04, 2022 |
|
It Sounds Like When You Stir Mac N Cheese
|
Aug 03, 2022 |
|
Think Of The Knuckle Children, Would You?
|
Aug 02, 2022 |
|
This Wing Flavored Lip Gloss Goes On Which Lips?
|
Aug 01, 2022 |
|
Let's Get Drunk And Cry About Pussy
|
Jul 29, 2022 |
|
Imagine Elon Grunting, Sweating, & Thrusting On Top Of You
|
Jul 27, 2022 |
|
He's Just Layin There Sweatin' Creme Puffs
|
Jul 26, 2022 |
|
That Robot's Gotta Grip
|
Jul 25, 2022 |
|
More Like Dicketmaster
|
Jul 22, 2022 |
|
Put The Velveeta Vodka Down
|
Jul 21, 2022 |
|
I Find Brat Mustard VERY Offensive
|
Jul 20, 2022 |
|
Buttholes Are Like Vampires
|
Jul 19, 2022 |
|
Cram It Where You Can
|
Jul 18, 2022 |
|
Give Her The Ol' Grizzly Knuckle
|
Jul 15, 2022 |
|
I'd Like To Bronze Your Finger
|
Jul 14, 2022 |
|
The Good Ol' 6 Inch Thumb In The Zipper Prank
|
Jul 13, 2022 |
|
The Flex Lane Is Going To Kill Us All
|
Jul 12, 2022 |
|
Semen and Signed Baseballs
|
Jul 11, 2022 |
|
Ticks The Size Of Chihuahuas
|
Jul 08, 2022 |
|
They Found Him In A Pile Of Sweat And Dongs
|
Jul 06, 2022 |
|
The Drone Got My Cow Pregnant!
|
Jul 06, 2022 |
|
Your Butthole Isn't Special
|
Jul 05, 2022 |
|
Is The Blowhole A Portal To Hell?
|
Jul 04, 2022 |
|
Never Met A 3 Fingered Man You Didn't Like
|
Jul 01, 2022 |
|
The Whistling Scrotum Strikes!
|
Jun 30, 2022 |
|
Team Bison and Team Driveway Peer All Day E'eryday
|
Jun 29, 2022 |
|
Then Larry Air Dropped A Junk Pic
|
Jun 28, 2022 |
|
Mailbox Lasagna Is What I Gave Your Mom
|
Jun 27, 2022 |
|
It's A Mac Off
|
Jun 24, 2022 |
|
Garbanzo Beans Don't Pee On Your Face
|
Jun 23, 2022 |
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You Don't Know Where That Back Scratcher Has Been
|
Jun 22, 2022 |
|
Bring Me Ye Leathery Squish Mitten
|
Jun 21, 2022 |
|
Ol' Half Chub Is A Lucky Man
|
Jun 20, 2022 |
|
Tom Hanks Has Had Enough
|
Jun 17, 2022 |
|
Team Building, Tombstone Swearing, Rollercoaster Ridin
|
Jun 16, 2022 |
|
Thomas Jefferson: Statesman, Lawyer, Architect, Pussy.
|
Jun 15, 2022 |
|
Just A Tortoise Looking For A Hole
|
Jun 14, 2022 |
|
Your Butt Can Only Handle 14
|
Jun 13, 2022 |
|
Where Is The Meteor?
|
Jun 10, 2022 |
|
I Had Sex With Crazy And GTHO
|
Jun 09, 2022 |
|
Don't Kink Shame Otters, Brah
|
Jun 08, 2022 |
|
I'm Ordering JNCOs As We Speak
|
Jun 07, 2022 |
|
Just Bitchslap That Black Bear
|
Jun 06, 2022 |
|
YOU'VE ENTERED THE BOLOGNA DOME
|
Jun 03, 2022 |
|
You'll Pry This Pizza Sauce From My Fat Dead Hands
|
Jun 02, 2022 |
|
And Then That Dummy Got A Horn In The Ass
|
Jun 01, 2022 |
|
"Google Big Lesbian Naked Statues"
|
May 31, 2022 |
|
Just Hang It Over The Side
|
May 30, 2022 |
|
Scared Of Heights And Wieners
|
May 27, 2022 |
|
Zero Effs Today
|
May 26, 2022 |
|
2 Pumps Is More Than Enough
|
May 25, 2022 |
|
I'll Have The Semen Salad
|
May 24, 2022 |
|
THERE'S A BEAR IN THE HOUSE!
|
May 23, 2022 |
|
Look At My Dong Garden!
|
May 20, 2022 |
|
She Took On An Eagle With Her Tiddy Out
|
May 19, 2022 |
|
D**ks Out For Harambe!
|
May 18, 2022 |
|
There's No MILF Randomly Texting You For Sex, Brah.
|
May 17, 2022 |
|
There's Semen All Over My Yard
|
May 16, 2022 |
|
Vanilla Musk You Stupid Bitch!
|
May 13, 2022 |
|
Madonna's Vag Has Us Confused And Dismayed
|
May 12, 2022 |
|
Classic Bucket-O-Pee Blitz
|
May 11, 2022 |
|
Kibble 4 A Cause
|
May 10, 2022 |
|
Just Here For The Cooz
|
May 09, 2022 |
|
ARANDA In The JJO Sound Lounge
|
May 06, 2022 |
|
Trapper Ray Is On The Way!
|
May 05, 2022 |
|
Dear Mom, Here's A Trip To Poundtown
|
May 04, 2022 |
|
Stick Your Finger In The Metaphorical Dike
|
May 03, 2022 |
|
U Have 24 Hours To Use This Coupon Or You Self Destruct
|
May 02, 2022 |
|
That Grandma Can Kick My Ass Any Day
|
Apr 29, 2022 |
|
Put That Thumbs Up Emoji Straight Up Your Butthole
|
Apr 28, 2022 |
|
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
|
Apr 27, 2022 |
|
Beef Strokin' Off
|
Apr 25, 2022 |
|
Eff You, Mars! It's EARTH Day!
|
Apr 22, 2022 |
|
Shut Up & Drink, You Baby!
|
Apr 21, 2022 |
|
How High Are You FFS?
|
Apr 20, 2022 |
|
Hit The Showers!
|
Apr 19, 2022 |
|
Egg Hunts Are For Pussies
|
Apr 18, 2022 |
|
Team Pat McCrotch
|
Apr 15, 2022 |
|
Does This Dumbbell Make My Butt Look Big
|
Apr 14, 2022 |
|
Good Thing She's Not Allergic To Penis
|
Apr 13, 2022 |
|
Lord Of The Onion Rings
|
Apr 12, 2022 |
|
Rib Drop
|
Apr 11, 2022 |
|
Don't Put Strange Hose In Your Mouth
|
Apr 08, 2022 |
|
Just Rub A Cream On It
|
Apr 07, 2022 |
|
More Like A NOT Air Balloon
|
Apr 06, 2022 |
|
You Ain't That Straight
|
Apr 05, 2022 |
|
Danger Loves A Good Glaze
|
Apr 04, 2022 |
|
Don't Bring A Machete To A Gun Fight
|
Mar 31, 2022 |
|
From Mormon To Whoremom
|
Mar 30, 2022 |
|
Dat Bitch SOLD Danger's Bike!!!
|
Mar 29, 2022 |
|
The Slap Heard Round The World
|
Mar 28, 2022 |
|
Putting the Cock in National Cocktail Day
|
Mar 24, 2022 |
|
No Burpees For Her!
|
Mar 23, 2022 |
|
Bringin' Wacky Back!
|
Mar 22, 2022 |
|
Fame on Fire In Studio!
|
Mar 21, 2022 |
|
They Call Me Dr Glove
|
Mar 18, 2022 |
|
You Put What Where Now?
|
Mar 17, 2022 |
|
The Flex Lane Is Now Known As The RBL
|
Mar 16, 2022 |
|
DIRTY HONEY IN STUDIO!!!!
|
Mar 15, 2022 |
|
Mustard Means Business
|
Mar 14, 2022 |
|
Literally Nothing You Said Was Accurate
|
Mar 11, 2022 |
|
Just Poop At Work Already!
|
Mar 10, 2022 |
|
We Are Salty
|
Mar 09, 2022 |
|
Mom's Spaghetti
|
Mar 08, 2022 |
|
"NUCLEAR THERMAL WAR AGAINST THE WORLD!"
|
Mar 07, 2022 |
|
Dude. Put Some Underwear On.
|
Mar 04, 2022 |
|
9.5 ABV at 7:30 In The Morning
|
Mar 03, 2022 |
|
It's WOF If You're In The Know
|
Mar 02, 2022 |
|
Dumb and Happy
|
Mar 01, 2022 |
|
What Do You Call 100 Penises in One Room?
|
Feb 28, 2022 |
|
Danger's Wife Left Him For Kid Rock For Sure
|
Feb 25, 2022 |
|
"I Just Never Thought We'd Be On The Air Arguing About Lavender"
|
Feb 24, 2022 |
|
Great Parenting, Y'all!
|
Feb 23, 2022 |
|
Has Everyone Lost Their Damn Mind?
|
Feb 22, 2022 |
|
Juwan Howard Is Punching Everyone
|
Feb 21, 2022 |
|
Hot Mess of a Morning Show
|
Feb 18, 2022 |
|
My Cabin Done Disappeared!
|
Feb 17, 2022 |
|
Motorized Suitcase Needed For My Trip To Space
|
Feb 16, 2022 |
|
Book That Trip To Nantucket!
|
Feb 15, 2022 |
|
The Big Game Wrap Up
|
Feb 14, 2022 |
|
Ice Fishing Hookers
|
Feb 11, 2022 |
|
Ye, Dolly, Saget and Pizza
|
Feb 10, 2022 |
|
"Where is the vulva?"
|
Feb 09, 2022 |
|
Radio Freedom
|
Feb 08, 2022 |
|
Just Chug This Alfredo Sauce
|
Feb 07, 2022 |
|
Art? Er No?
|
Feb 04, 2022 |
|
Grocery Shopping Is Hard
|
Feb 03, 2022 |
|
"Spring Is Coming."
|
Feb 02, 2022 |
|
I'll Take The Keg Of Chili Cheese, Please.
|
Feb 01, 2022 |
|
Not Johnny Fever!!!
|
Jan 31, 2022 |
|
Siggel COW er Siggle KOE
|
Jan 28, 2022 |
|
Danger Has The Greatest Life Hack Ever
|
Jan 27, 2022 |
|
Danger Is Back And Hates Everyone
|
Jan 26, 2022 |
|
What Happened To His Nips?
|
Jan 25, 2022 |
|
The Mondayest of Mondays
|
Jan 24, 2022 |
|
Worst Timeline Ever!!
|
Jan 21, 2022 |
|
THE COPS FOUND US
|
Jan 20, 2022 |
|
Bust Out The JNCOs
|
Jan 19, 2022 |
|
So. Many. Stupid. MFers. Everywhere.
|
Jan 18, 2022 |
|
Team Pete Davidson All Day E'eryDay
|
Jan 17, 2022 |
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If You Wanna Get Laid Leave That Mask On
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Jan 14, 2022 |
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Escalators Were Invented To Eat People
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Jan 13, 2022 |
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Where Do Shopping Carts Go?
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Jan 12, 2022 |
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Owls, Extreme Rescues, and Tornados
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Jan 11, 2022 |
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Very Heavy On Buttholes
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Jan 10, 2022 |
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Reset The Simulation Everything Is So Dumb RN
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Jan 07, 2022 |
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That's Not What Pansexual Means
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Jan 06, 2022 |
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Godspeed, Fart Lady
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Jan 05, 2022 |
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Ugly Jewelry and Ass Eating
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Jan 04, 2022 |
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Who Gets 2 OWIs In One Day FFS?
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Jan 03, 2022 |
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We Have No Effs Cuz It's Xmas Break
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Dec 23, 2021 |
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This Commercial Sounds Terrible
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Dec 22, 2021 |
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The Bit Ain't The Only Thing She's Chompin'
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Dec 21, 2021 |
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Toys, Foot Massages and Road Rage
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Dec 20, 2021 |
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Launch Betty White's Ass to Space
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Dec 17, 2021 |
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How Did We Live Through Our Childhood?
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Dec 15, 2021 |
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Where Did That Hand Come From?
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Dec 14, 2021 |
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Toe Santa Is Comin' To Town
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Dec 13, 2021 |
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Step Away From the Beef Jerky & From Mr Lightfoot
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Dec 10, 2021 |
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Those Effing Otters Tried To Eat That Dude!
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Dec 09, 2021 |
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This Fire Smells Like Chicken
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Dec 08, 2021 |
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Your Dog Is Fat & Your Horse Is Dead
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Dec 07, 2021 |
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WTF is in your b-hole & wtf is growing in your nose?
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Dec 06, 2021 |
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Ya Gotta Know When To Fold 'Em & When To Light This Bitch On Fire
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Dec 03, 2021 |
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The Pizza Tragedy of 2021
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Dec 02, 2021 |
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Cash Them Gov't Chex!
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Dec 01, 2021 |
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12 Days of Sex and Gwar
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Nov 30, 2021 |
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Gathering of the Cousin Eddies
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Nov 24, 2021 |
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Witches, Sporks, Broken Boners and WKRP
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Nov 23, 2021 |
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Don't Bring a Turd Bazooka to a Snake Fight
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Nov 22, 2021 |
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Jeez Der It's Deer Camp Kick Off Dontcha Know
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Nov 19, 2021 |
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Apostrophe this a-hole!
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Nov 18, 2021 |
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Amazong B-Hole Sammich
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Nov 17, 2021 |
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Train Trouble, Burger Smash, Asshole Test, and Skin
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Nov 15, 2021 |
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Old Fashioneds and New Remakes
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Nov 12, 2021 |
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Put All Of This In Your Mouth
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Nov 11, 2021 |
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Oh The Humanity! ... Or Whatever He Said
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Nov 10, 2021 |
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Rimming Your Way Through the Holidays
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Nov 09, 2021 |
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Kidnappers, Maskholes and nips, oh my!
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Nov 08, 2021 |
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A Potato After Our Hearts
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Nov 05, 2021 |
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Taters Out For Morning Drinkin'
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Nov 04, 2021 |
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That's an Old Effing Boat
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Nov 03, 2021 |
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Cranberry Sauce 4 Life, Brah
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Nov 02, 2021 |
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Ribs, Rodgers and Regerts
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Nov 01, 2021 |