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Elvis Duran Phone Taps is the ultimate podcast for prank call lovers! Get ready for the most outrageous, hilarious, and jaw-dropping phone taps from Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Every episode features the show’s legendary prank calls, where the team has a blast messing with unsuspecting victims. From outrageous scenarios to clever twists, each phone tap is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Tune in and hear how Elvis and the crew pull off the perfect pranks—one laugh at a time!
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Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball
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Dec 11, 2025 |
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No Sex in front of Elf on the Shelf
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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I Stole Your Inflatable Santa
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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I Slept with Your Boyfriend
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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Setting You Up with the Guy I Slept With
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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Reverse the Reversal of your 2K Room Charge
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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Mashgalopsis Calls a Hair Salon
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkey
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Nov 28, 2025 |
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Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving
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Nov 27, 2025 |
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Mother-In-Law is Staying With Us Longer
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys Are Ready
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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Having The Family Over For Thanksgiving
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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I'm Spending my Tuition Money on my Etsy Store
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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Officer Danielle Tickets a Loud Mouth
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Nov 20, 2025 |
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Pookah and Astro Made Puppies
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Daughter’s Wedding is Pushed Back
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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The Exterminators are Coming AGAIN
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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The Bitchy Teacher Has It Out for Your Son
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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Suspending Your License for Unpaid Tickets
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Nov 13, 2025 |
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If You Park in my Empty Lot, You Pay Rent
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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Sister Can’t Afford to Help w/ KinderCare
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Nov 11, 2025 |
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Your Trip Was a Scam
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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The Office Halloween Party Playboy Bunny
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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You Have to Wear the Dora Costume
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Nov 06, 2025 |
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Come Pick Up Your Piece of Crap GTO
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Haircut at a Tanning Salon
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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We Towed Your Meatball Truck
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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No Halloween Party at MY Hall
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Oct 30, 2025 |
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You Can’t Be Catwoman for Halloween
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Halloween Candy
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has a Ghost
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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You Have to Wear the Dora Costume
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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Audition To Be a Zombie
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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Postman Stealing Halloween Decorations
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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Cat Woman is Coming to Your Kid's Party
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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The Glass Room is Taken
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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Babysitter Ordered Porn
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Oct 16, 2025 |
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Take Down Your YouTube Comment
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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Daughter and her Capoochki Pictures
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer One Glove
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Oct 13, 2025 |
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Substitute Teacher is Sick
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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Dick Burger Talks to Himself
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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Skeery Phone Taps Businesses w/ Tony Soprano
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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Naked Idol
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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Pick Up your Puppy at the Airport
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Oct 06, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 28
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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We Repossessed Your Corvette
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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Can Your Husband Put My Shelf Up?
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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Stole Chips Off Your Truck
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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The Exterminator Needs Access Now
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Sep 29, 2025 |
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It’s About Time
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Sep 26, 2025 |
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I Want My Phone Back
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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I Threw Up at Your Party
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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Wife And Potty Mouth are In Jail
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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Ripped Off on Bday Flower Bouquet
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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Can't Get The Diarrhea Stench Out Of Car
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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Stop Stealing Vegetables Out of My Garden
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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The Happy Wakeup Call
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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I’m Your Son’s Female Roommate
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Sep 15, 2025 |
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Pay The Church More for the Wedding Singing
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Sep 12, 2025 |
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I Had Sex with the Ugly Neighbor
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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Sick Clown is Coming to Your Kid’s Bday
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Sep 10, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Scum Buster
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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My Boob Job Before Your Wedding
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Sep 08, 2025 |
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You Owe $1400 For Versace Purse
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Sep 05, 2025 |
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You Screwed Up my Roofing Work
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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Your Number on the Bathroom Wall
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Sep 03, 2025 |
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I Smashed the Lawnmower into the Pool
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Sep 01, 2025 |
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Beach House Burned Down
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Aug 29, 2025 |
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We Drained Your Pool
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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Poop in the Pool
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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Rod Phillips Sells Punk Pop Party
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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Your Daughter Is Cutting Summer Class
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Aug 25, 2025 |
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Can’t Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Dump Cakes
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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I Bought Your House
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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Doodie in the Kid’s Ball Pit
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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We’re Getting a Pomeranian Puppy
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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Your Ralph Boy Sandwich Made Me Sick
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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I Found Your Bags…. What’s In Them?!
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Aug 14, 2025 |
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Come Test Out Your Future Coffin
|
Aug 13, 2025 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants to Get Waxed
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Aug 12, 2025 |
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I Gave a Fast Food Guy Your Number
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Aug 11, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 27
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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Your Stinky Returned Clothes
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Aug 07, 2025 |
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Landscaper is Chopping Down our Tree
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Aug 06, 2025 |
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Skeery Gets Tapped
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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I Ruined Your Hardwood Floors
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Aug 04, 2025 |
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Clean Up Your Sloppy Garden
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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Stuck in a Dressing Room
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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Can’t Keep Bringing Your Dog to Work
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Jul 28, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler
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Jul 25, 2025 |
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Return the Where’s Waldo Book
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Rose, You Need to Change Your Ugly Mulch
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Jul 23, 2025 |
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Nunzio and the Jealous Boyfriend
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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The Stolen Cemetery Flowers
|
Jul 21, 2025 |
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Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem
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Jul 18, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4
|
Jul 17, 2025 |
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Diner Napkin Stealer
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Jul 16, 2025 |
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EZ Pass Cancellation
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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The Impressionist’s Audition
|
Jul 14, 2025 |
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We Are Not Taking Back the Scratched Grill
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Jul 11, 2025 |
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The Third Broken Vacuum
|
Jul 10, 2025 |
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The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn
|
Jul 09, 2025 |
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Sprung a Leak in the Water Bed
|
Jul 08, 2025 |
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Need 5 G’s for Car Damage
|
Jul 07, 2025 |
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The Community Pool Hates Your Kids
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Jul 04, 2025 |
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Daughter is Skipping Summer School
|
Jul 03, 2025 |
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We Pushed Back Your Vacation
|
Jul 02, 2025 |
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Baby Sitting Ruining Vacation
|
Jul 01, 2025 |
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You Punched a Hole in The Wall on Vacation
|
Jun 30, 2025 |
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On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance
|
Jun 27, 2025 |
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Can't Get a Ride to the Cruise
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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Moving your Bahamas Vacation
|
Jun 25, 2025 |
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Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach!
|
Jun 24, 2025 |
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You're Not Getting Paid For Bad Vacation
|
Jun 23, 2025 |
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Digging You an In Ground Pool
|
Jun 20, 2025 |
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Confiscating your Beach House
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Jun 19, 2025 |
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Installing a Pool Behind Dad’s Back
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Jun 18, 2025 |
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Groom’s Mom Can’t Go on Wedding Cruise
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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Daddy’s Girl Isn’t Goin on Her Vacation
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Jun 16, 2025 |
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Cool Dad Helps your Kid Play Hookie
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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Not Getting Your Hunting License
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Jun 12, 2025 |
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The Sick Girl is Catering Your Dad’s Party
|
Jun 11, 2025 |
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Grandfather is a Deadbeat
|
Jun 10, 2025 |
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Mom I’m Taking Adderall for Finals
|
Jun 06, 2025 |
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Dad is Driving You to Prom
|
Jun 05, 2025 |
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I’m Taking my Teacher to Prom
|
Jun 04, 2025 |
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Professor Pasternak Says You’re Not Graduating
|
Jun 03, 2025 |
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Your Daughter is Not Graduating
|
Jun 02, 2025 |
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Dad, I’m Taking my Gym Teacher to Prom
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May 30, 2025 |
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Daughter Not Walking at Graduation
|
May 29, 2025 |
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You’re Taking a Lincoln Town Car to Prom
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May 28, 2025 |
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The Graduation Party Will Start Earlier
|
May 27, 2025 |
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Pay ME for the Saggy Beach House Mattress
|
May 23, 2025 |
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Memorial Day Weekend House
|
May 22, 2025 |
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Unpaid Furniture and the Whiny Girl
|
May 21, 2025 |
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Having a Kegger while Parents Are Away
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May 20, 2025 |
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Your Nit Wit Drove Away with Gas Pump
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May 19, 2025 |
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Adopting Another Dog and Cat
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May 16, 2025 |
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The Guido Lunch Reservation
|
May 15, 2025 |
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Left my Teeth at the Ice Cream Parlor
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May 14, 2025 |
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We Want to Feature Your Crappy Meatballs
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May 12, 2025 |
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Following Up on Lost Library Book
|
May 09, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 13
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May 08, 2025 |
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No Toilet Paper in Wendy’s Bathroom
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May 07, 2025 |
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Your House is on the Market
|
May 06, 2025 |
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Trying to Make a Career from Online Poker
|
May 05, 2025 |
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The Mini Golf Cheater
|
May 02, 2025 |
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That Washing Machine Tech is a LIAR!
|
May 01, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 20
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Apr 30, 2025 |
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Mom, I Racked Up Room Service on YOUR Dime
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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We Caught You Stealing Place Mats
|
Apr 28, 2025 |
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You Can’t Put Down the Tree
|
Apr 25, 2025 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Needs a Munchkin Shaved
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Apr 24, 2025 |
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Health Department Shutting Down Your Restaurant
|
Apr 23, 2025 |
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Modifying Your Disney Reservation
|
Apr 22, 2025 |
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Broke the Statue on Spring Break
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Apr 21, 2025 |
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3 Year Old Easter Egg Thief
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Apr 18, 2025 |
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Remove the Cow from Your Front Yard
|
Apr 17, 2025 |
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The Church Kids are Brats
|
Apr 16, 2025 |
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Your Daughter Ran Over my Garden
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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The Bitch Cake
|
Apr 14, 2025 |
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Ian Ziering Needs your Wedding Hall
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Apr 11, 2025 |
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The Animal Lady Gets a Complaint
|
Apr 10, 2025 |
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Tattoo After First Date
|
Apr 09, 2025 |
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Getting Charged for Luggage
|
Apr 08, 2025 |
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Taking Away Tanning Salon Membership
|
Apr 07, 2025 |
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The Piano Lesson
|
Apr 04, 2025 |
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Used Dad’s Social Security to Buy Car
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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Your Son Dumped Me
|
Apr 02, 2025 |
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The Coat Check Doesn't Have Your Coat
|
Apr 01, 2025 |
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Your Car Isn't Safe to Drive
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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Your Girlfriend Missed Her Court Date
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Mar 28, 2025 |
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Credit Card Payment Late
|
Mar 27, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Cockburns Wine
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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Stop Spitting in the Neighborhood
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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Stop Singing Lady Gaga in the Shower
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Mar 24, 2025 |
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Move Your Sex Shop Away from Strip Mall
|
Mar 21, 2025 |
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Because of Lice, We're Burning Your Stuff
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Mar 20, 2025 |
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Dad, Model in My Sculpting Class
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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Patrick FitzGerald Gerald FitzPatrick
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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St Patrick's Day Wakeup Call
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Mar 17, 2025 |
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You've Maxed Out the Credit Card
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Mar 14, 2025 |
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BF Featured on Junk of the Month Club
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Mar 13, 2025 |
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Busted on the Refrigerator Insurance
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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No More Haircut Cancellations!
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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Sold the Family Ring on Ebay
|
Mar 10, 2025 |
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The Bad Babysitter
|
Mar 07, 2025 |
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Erica Hill Talks To Herself
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Mar 06, 2025 |
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Can’t Fix the Misspelled Birth Announcement
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Zone Pilates
|
Mar 04, 2025 |
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The Computer Store Lost your Laptop
|
Mar 03, 2025 |
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Yo Hummer Guy Stop Beeping in Neighborhood
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Feb 28, 2025 |
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The Meat Guy Hit The Mercedes
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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Thank You for Adopting Mr. Snuggles
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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The Expensive Furniture Set
|
Feb 25, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Haragami
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Feb 24, 2025 |
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Painted Your Basement Without Permission
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Sending Your Son Home for Face Rides Shirt
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Snow Removal Guy Sucks
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Your Daughter Owes Me Tattoo Money
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls the Dentist
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Feb 17, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine's Candy
|
Feb 14, 2025 |
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Forgot to order Valentine's Day Flowers
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Feb 13, 2025 |
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I Can See You Showering
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Feb 12, 2025 |
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The DMV is Revoking Your License
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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No TV Delivery for the Super Bowl
|
Feb 10, 2025 |
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Your Ring is a Piece of Garbage
|
Feb 07, 2025 |
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We Screwed Up your Washer Dryer Order
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Feb 06, 2025 |
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Your Electricity Bill Not Paid Freezer Off
|
Feb 05, 2025 |
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The Afternoon Wakeup Call
|
Feb 04, 2025 |
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DJ Dribs is Spinning at Your Wedding
|
Feb 03, 2025 |
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Test Driver Crashed the Car
|
Jan 31, 2025 |
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Your Refrigerator Delivery Problems
|
Jan 30, 2025 |
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Your Girlfriend is Pregnant
|
Jan 29, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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Bridezilla Not Having a Saturday Wedding
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Jan 27, 2025 |
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Daughter is Staying at My House This Weekend
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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At Work Husband Want Your Girl
|
Jan 23, 2025 |
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You Didn't Pay You Water Bill, Crazy Lady
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Jan 22, 2025 |
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I Set You Up with My Proctologist
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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The Guy From Facebook is Romancing Me
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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You're Ripping Off Billy the Paper Kid
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Jan 17, 2025 |
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Kid With the Bed Bugs is Over
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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Your Daughter Hired Me to Walk Your Dog
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Jan 15, 2025 |
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Wife Charged Credit Card with Rug and Lamp
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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Oppenheimer 12 (Horse Reader's Digest)
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Jan 13, 2025 |
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Movers Broke Your Piano
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Jan 10, 2025 |
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Grandpa is a Sausage Stealer
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Jan 09, 2025 |
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The Toilet is Overflowing
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Jan 08, 2025 |
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Mixed Up your Teeth at The Dentist
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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Booked a Hotel Room on Dad's Card
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Jan 06, 2025 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)
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Jan 03, 2025 |
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Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Positions
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party
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Jan 01, 2025 |
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Can’t Return the Dirty New Years Eve Dress
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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Honey, I Invited More People for Christmas
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Dec 30, 2024 |
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Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party
|
Dec 27, 2024 |
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Paid Someone to Hang the Christmas Lights
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Dec 26, 2024 |
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Ex Wants to Fly Us to Hawaii for Christmas
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Dec 25, 2024 |
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Hooked Up with Santa at Holiday Party
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk
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Dec 23, 2024 |
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Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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Santa’s Not So Helpful Helper
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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I Stole Your Inflatable Santa
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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I Bought Myself Jimmy Choos for Christmas
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Dec 16, 2024 |
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Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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I Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets
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Dec 12, 2024 |
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Give Me Back my Ottoman
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Dec 11, 2024 |
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Stop Taking Up Two Parking Spaces
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Dec 09, 2024 |
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Accidentally Took Dad's Viagra
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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Your Dog Pee'd on the Apartment Wall
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Dec 05, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer
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Dec 04, 2024 |
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I'm Dating Your Mom
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving
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Nov 29, 2024 |
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Get Rid of your Scary Infested Turkey
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Nov 28, 2024 |
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The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving
|
Nov 27, 2024 |
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Delivering your Live Thanksgiving Turkey
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys are Ready
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Nov 25, 2024 |
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Having the Family Over for Thanksgiving
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Nov 22, 2024 |
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Your Ex BF is Tapping into Your Phone
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Mother In Law is Staying with us Longer
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Nov 20, 2024 |
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The Bakers Son Broke the Statue
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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Wiping Boogers on the Wall in School
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Nov 18, 2024 |
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Ordered the Wedding Ring For You
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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Ran Out of Gas at Drive Through
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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Stop Skipping Out on Jury Duty
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Nov 13, 2024 |
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Sorry You Suck at Wearing Dentures
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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Caught Having Sex on the BBall Courts
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Nov 08, 2024 |
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I Canceled the Cake and am Not Paying For It
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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You Forgot Your Doody Diaper
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Nov 06, 2024 |
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Lizette Slept Over Last Night
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Halloween Classic
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Nov 01, 2024 |
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The Postman is Stealing Halloween Decorations
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Happy Birthday Wakeup Call
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Audition to be a Zombie
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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You Have to Wear the Dora Costume
|
Oct 24, 2024 |
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You Can’t be Catwoman for Halloween
|
Oct 23, 2024 |
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No Halloween Party at MY HALL
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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The Office Halloween Party
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Oct 21, 2024 |
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Lazy Boyfriend is Causing Trouble at Home
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Oct 21, 2024 |
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The Sick Deli Worker
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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No More Shoes
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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The New Neighbor Chopped Down Our Tree
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Oct 16, 2024 |
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Your Daughter Cursed Out a Priest
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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I've Been Lying About School the Whole Time
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Oct 14, 2024 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants a Spa Day
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Oct 10, 2024 |
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You're Starting to Grow Boobs
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Oct 09, 2024 |
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Parents Eavesdropping on Your Call
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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We Messed Up Your Car, Your Fault
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Oct 07, 2024 |
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Honey I Sold Your VHS Collection
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Oct 04, 2024 |
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You're Being Fined for the Cable Boxes
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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Free Burgers For Friends
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Oct 02, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Classic 70's Music
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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We Mowed Your Lawn By Accident
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Sep 30, 2024 |
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Cut My Hair Into A Bob For Your Wedding
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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YesYesYes You'll Pay More For the Car
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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Honey Your Car Was Stolen Again
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Sep 25, 2024 |
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My Mom Doesn't Do That
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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You Delinquent Electronics Bill
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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I'm Dating Your Grandma
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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Stop Eating My Apples
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Sep 19, 2024 |
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Your Daughter is Playing Hip Hop at Lunch
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Sep 18, 2024 |
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The Car Broke Down Again
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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Get Your Garbage Pickup Straight
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Sep 16, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Hot Dog Toaster
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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Dad I Stole Your Credit Card
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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Danielle Monaro Violation Service
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Sep 11, 2024 |
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Dad I'm Having a Pleasure Party
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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Booked Yoga Instead of Fantasy Football
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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Can't Renew Vows until Give Money to Church
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Sep 06, 2024 |
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Son Caught in the Fountain by Mall Cop
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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Danielle Calls a Funeral Home
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Sep 04, 2024 |
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Responding to Lost Luggage Complaint
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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Dad, I Ran Out of Gas Again
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Sep 02, 2024 |
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The Father Daughter Hunting Trip
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Aug 30, 2024 |
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Daughter is Skipping Summer School
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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Furniture Guy at Your House During Vacay
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Aug 28, 2024 |
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Your Kid Hits and Bites My Kid at Camp
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Your Daughter is Cutting Summer School
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Aug 26, 2024 |
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Can't Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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You and Your Dog Gizmo are Getting Robbed
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Aug 22, 2024 |
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Not Getting your Cast Off
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Aug 22, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 3
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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Not Getting Accepted Into Choice College
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Aug 19, 2024 |
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Your Car Fell Off the Truck
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Aug 16, 2024 |
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Mamma Mia I Racked Up a Credit Card Bill
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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Danielle is a Terrible House Guest
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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Didn't Get the Birthday Flowers
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Aug 13, 2024 |
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The Tree is Mine
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Aug 12, 2024 |
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You're Having My Baby
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Aug 09, 2024 |
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Wedding Canceled Pipe Burst
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Aug 08, 2024 |
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Grandma Needs an Appointment
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Aug 06, 2024 |
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We're Not Paying Your Puppy Bills
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Aug 02, 2024 |
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My Daughter Doesn't Want to Date You
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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Your Computer Bill's Overdue
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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Hookin You Up with a Psycho Chick
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Jul 30, 2024 |
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Didn't Show Up for the Lifeguard Job
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Jul 29, 2024 |
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The Sounds of the 60's and 70's
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Jul 26, 2024 |
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Honey, I Bought a $3500 Sea Horse Statue
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Jul 25, 2024 |
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Banned From the Golf Club for Profanity
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Jul 24, 2024 |
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The Sounds of the 60's and 70's
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants New Teeth
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Jul 22, 2024 |
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Your Dog is Getting Other Dogs Pregnant
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Jul 19, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 7
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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Sister Changed the Bridesmaid Dresses
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Jul 17, 2024 |
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I'm Dating Your Mom
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Jul 16, 2024 |
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Beat your Kid at Family Fun Day
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Jul 15, 2024 |
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Sick Temp is Going Through your Desk
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Jul 12, 2024 |
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The Library Tough Guy
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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The Velour Suit Mix Up
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Jul 10, 2024 |
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Rice Cooker's Why the Wedding is Canceled
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Jul 09, 2024 |
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You're Hot But You Suck at Singing
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Left The Top Down, Screw The Beach
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Jul 05, 2024 |
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Your Daughter is Skipping Summer School
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Jul 04, 2024 |
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Confiscating Your Beach House
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Jul 03, 2024 |
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We Drained Your Pool
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Jul 02, 2024 |
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You're Not Getting Paid for Bahamas Vacation
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Jul 01, 2024 |
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Babysitting Ruining Vacation
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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We Pushed Back Your Vacation
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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Beach House Burned Down
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Jun 26, 2024 |
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You Punched a Hold in the Wall on Vacation
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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Digging You an Inground Pool
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Jun 24, 2024 |
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Your Son is Selling Exam Answers
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Brother Yells at Sister for Getting Caught Hooking Up
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Jun 20, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 16
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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Babe The Pork Place is Ripping Us Off
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Jun 18, 2024 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Uber Eats Complaint
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Jun 17, 2024 |
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Want to Have Lunch with Country Boy's GF
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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Arms of an Angel
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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Splitting Your Office Space
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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We're Freezing Your Bank Account
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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Good Guy or Good Bye
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Jun 10, 2024 |
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Fortune Cookie Was Misspelled
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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Your Daughter Shopped at Pink Pussy Cat
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Mom I'm an Entrepreneur Selling Test Answers
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Jun 05, 2024 |
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Your Little Daughter Sucks at Dancing
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Flex Flashlight
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Jun 03, 2024 |
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The Landlord's Dogs are Barking Too Loud
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May 31, 2024 |
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Stop Feeding the Cats
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May 30, 2024 |
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Dad I Vandalized the Justin Bieber Statue
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May 29, 2024 |
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The Cement Truck Spilled on Front Lawn
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May 29, 2024 |
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I Smashed the Lawn Mower in the Pool
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May 27, 2024 |
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Memorial Day Weekend House
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May 24, 2024 |
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Stop Feeding the Cats
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May 23, 2024 |
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Pulled Out the Wrong Tooth
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May 22, 2024 |
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How Much Did the Flowers Cost?
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May 21, 2024 |
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Watching Porn in Your Bed
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May 20, 2024 |
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This Is Your Wakeup Call, Taneeka
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May 17, 2024 |
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Daughter Caught Smoking Pot
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May 16, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 5
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May 15, 2024 |
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You Closed Your Pizzeria Early
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May 14, 2024 |
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Your BF Bought a Fake Chanel Bag
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May 13, 2024 |
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Caught Peeing in Neighbor's Plants
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May 10, 2024 |
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I Want Your Daughter Back
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May 09, 2024 |
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Old Woman Says You Flush the Toilet Too Often
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May 08, 2024 |
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Not Covering Your Knocked Out Teeth
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May 07, 2024 |
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Uncle Johnny Phone Taps Uncle Johnny
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May 06, 2024 |
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Airline Isn’t Compensating For Your Problem
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May 03, 2024 |
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Roxy Phone Taps Herself
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May 02, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Clams For You
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May 01, 2024 |
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The Bouncy Castle Collapsed
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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We Shaved Your Pussycat
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Apr 29, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Bona Mop
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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Clean Up Your Dog Poop
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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We Will Exterminate Your Rats Tomorrow
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Apr 24, 2024 |
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Fried Chicken Scraps Left on the Table
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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You Can’t Park in That Spot
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Apr 22, 2024 |
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Shaved Off Daughter's Eyebrows
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Apr 19, 2024 |
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Paved the Rich Lady's Street Too Early
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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My Bunny is Eating His Poop
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Apr 17, 2024 |
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Your Wife Says You Can Use Another Dog
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Skeery Gets Tapped
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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It's My Slot Machine
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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Spare a Square in the Ladies Room
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Apr 12, 2024 |
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I Screwed Up the Oil Change
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Apr 10, 2024 |
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Come and Clean this Old Smelly Apartment
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Going to the Bahamas on Your Wedding Day
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Apr 08, 2024 |
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The Broken Recliner Chair
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Apr 05, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Slap Chop
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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Coughing In Your Catering
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Apr 03, 2024 |
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You're Being Sued on TV Court
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Locksmith Copied Your Key for Your GF
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Apr 01, 2024 |
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Elmo Happy Birthday Wakeup Call
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Mar 29, 2024 |
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Uber to the Airport
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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No Refund for the Clown Magician
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Mar 27, 2024 |
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Pepperidge Farm Cookies
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Library Tough Guy Says, "Shh!"
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Mar 25, 2024 |
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Larry Walked off With My Vending Machine
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Mar 22, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bumper Badger
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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I Want Your Daughter Back, Sir
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Mar 20, 2024 |
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Jealous of the Office Hugger
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Gerald Fitzpatrick Patrick FitzGerald
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Mar 18, 2024 |
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St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun Wakeup
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Mar 15, 2024 |
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You Hit My Car Now, I'm Crackin Up Yours
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Chipped My Manicure At Your Bowling Alley
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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We Pushed Your Surprise Party Back
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Mar 13, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic
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Mar 11, 2024 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has A Ghost
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Mar 08, 2024 |
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Dad I Spent $4,000
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Mom Fiance Drove Your Car And Crashed It
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Mar 06, 2024 |
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First Date Marriage Proposal
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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The Kid With Pink Eye Is Over
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Mar 04, 2024 |
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Stop Stealing Free Food Samples
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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I Slept With Your Sister At Your House
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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Teacher Isn't Getting Her Certification
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls A Salon
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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I Need Two Physical Therapy Balls
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Feb 26, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 11
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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The Tow Truck Nightmare
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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The Porta Potty is Not Available
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Wilson Calling About Your Pool Table
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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The Cheating Sorority Girl
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Feb 19, 2024 |
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I Want Your Girl To Walk Me Like A Dog
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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Brad From Rads Tattoos
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Surprise I'm Your Nasty Tinder Date
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Forgot To Order Valentine Flowers
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine Candy
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Feb 12, 2024 |
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Your Daughter Streaked on the Football Field
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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No TV For The Super Bowl
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Feb 09, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 24
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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I Had Sex In Your Dress
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Not Lifting The Treadmill
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Feb 05, 2024 |
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Your Tenants Want To Move Back In
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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You Stole Parsley and Celery from the Store
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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The Skydiving Rookie
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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We Want to Bury You for Our Film
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Your Dinky Dog
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Jan 29, 2024 |
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Happy Birthday From a Clown
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Jan 26, 2024 |
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Your Happy Tours Honeymoon is Overbooked
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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You're A Bad Catholic
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Jan 24, 2024 |
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The Science Partner Wants Sex With Your Daughter
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance
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Jan 22, 2024 |
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Stop Brushing Your Teeth At The Office
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Never Hung Up On Your Mom
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 22
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Jan 17, 2024 |
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You Son Is Having Sex With My Daughter
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Shrimps and Our Horrible Dinner
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Jergins Lotion
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Jan 12, 2024 |
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We Need Your Dog Back
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Tony Soprano Phone Taps
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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Crossing The Lines Of Cab Companies
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Your Wife Is Dropping Out Of School
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Jan 08, 2024 |
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I've Been Lying About Going To School
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Jan 05, 2024 |
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Adopt A Dog For You
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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Valet Lost The Keys
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Maury Povich Wants Your Paternity Test
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Jan 02, 2024 |
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Can't Return The Dirty NYE Dress
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Jan 01, 2024 |
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Oppenheimer Drug Deal
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Dec 29, 2023 |
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Your Restaurant Is Making Me Burp
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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The Idiot Painter
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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Mr. Scire And The Late Christmas Presents
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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Kicking The Christmas Elf On The Shelf
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Dec 25, 2023 |
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Your Christmas Decorations Are Overdone
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Mom I'm Going To Vegas For Christmas
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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Santas Not So Helpful Helper
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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Hey Stop Stealing My Garbage
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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I Stole Your Inflatable Santa
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Dec 18, 2023 |
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Putting Christmas Decor In Sexual Positions
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Dec 15, 2023 |
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Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection
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Dec 14, 2023 |
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Honey I Invited More People For Christmas
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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No Sex In Front Of Elf On The Shelf
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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Paid Someone To Hang The Christmas Lights
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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I Want To Buy Your Beer Cans
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Dec 08, 2023 |
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Grooms Mom Cant Go On Wedding Cruise
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Your Daughters Freaky 21st Bday Party
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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Caden Calls Sales for JB Tickets
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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Skeery Phone Taps Anita For JB Tickets
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Dec 04, 2023 |
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The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn
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Dec 01, 2023 |
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I'm Coming To Hawaii With Your Family
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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The Kegs And KY Jelly Party
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 9
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Mother In Law is Staying With Us Longer
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Nov 27, 2023 |
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Oppenheimer Zachary's Nuts
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Nov 24, 2023 |
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The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving
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Nov 23, 2023 |
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Having The Family Over For Thanksgiving
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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Delivering Your Live Thanksgiving Turkeys
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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Bringing Professor BF Home For Thanksgiving
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Grandma Is A GILF I Want To Date
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Nov 17, 2023 |
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The Tow Truck Nightmare
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Nov 16, 2023 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Gym Membership
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Dad Secretly Goes To Strip Club Reverse
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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Can't Keep Bringing Your Dog To Work
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May 05, 2023 |
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Test Driver Crashed The Car
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May 01, 2023 |
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Your Refrigerator Delivery Problem
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Apr 28, 2023 |
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You Owe Me $1400 For Versace Purse
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Apr 26, 2023 |
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Electricity Bill Not Paid Freezer Off
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Aug 20, 2021 |
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Your Car Isn't Safe To Drive
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Aug 13, 2021 |
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Daughter Racked Up Credit Card Bill
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Aug 06, 2021 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4
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Jul 30, 2021 |
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Elmo's Disney Vacation
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Jul 23, 2021 |
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Daughter Got A New Cell Phone
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Jul 16, 2021 |
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Super Sounds Of The 60s And 70s
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Jul 09, 2021 |
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I Found Your Son's Wallet At Yankee Game
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Jul 02, 2021 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler
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Jun 25, 2021 |
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Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem
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Jun 18, 2021 |
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Wife Charged Credit Card with Rug and Lamp
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Jun 15, 2021 |
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Not Covering your Knocked Out Teeth
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Feb 12, 2021 |
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I Hocked the First Ring and Lost the Second
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Feb 05, 2021 |
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Dean of Discipline are you CRAZY?!
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Jan 29, 2021 |
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Pepperidge Farm Cookies
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Jan 22, 2021 |
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Trashy Cheerleader I Have a Cheer For You!
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Jan 15, 2021 |
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Skipped Out on Jury Duty now Pay the Fine
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Jan 08, 2021 |
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The Tow Truck Double Tap
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Jan 01, 2021 |
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The ASPCA Knows About your Cat Problem
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Dec 18, 2020 |
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Mr.Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic
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Dec 11, 2020 |
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You're A Lying Mommy Thief
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Nov 27, 2020 |
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You Hit My Car Now Im Cracking Yours
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Nov 20, 2020 |
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Clean Up Your Dog Poop
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Sep 11, 2020 |
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Airline Isn't Compensating You For Problem
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Sep 04, 2020 |
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DJ Dribs Is Spinning At Your Wedding
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Aug 28, 2020 |
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Lost The Cat Again
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Aug 21, 2020 |
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Dad I Spent $4000
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Aug 14, 2020 |
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You're Ripping Off Billy The Paper Kid
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Aug 07, 2020 |
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Wilson The Cleaning Guy Buying A Car
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Jun 26, 2020 |
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Remove The Fake Cow From Your Yard
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Jun 19, 2020 |
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Larry Stole My Vending Machine!
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Jun 12, 2020 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Tries To Sell The Sham WOW!
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May 15, 2020 |
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Stop Dropping Off Dog Poop!
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May 08, 2020 |
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Skeery Jones Phone Taps His Mom For Mother's Day
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May 10, 2019 |
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Greg T Crosses Phones Lines Between Grandma Hedy and His Mom
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Greg T Asks Grandma Hedy About The Birds And The Bees
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Grandma Hedy Thinks Greg T Has Bacon Poisoning
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Greg T's Toilet Flush with Mom and Grandma Hedy
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Grandma Hedy's Brownies Gave Everyone Diarrhea
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Grandma Hedy Thinks Greg T is Cheating on His Wife
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Greg T And The Hereditary Fart Problem
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Greg T Asks His Mom Uncomfortable Sex Questions
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Greg T and Grandma Hedy's Reindeer Debacle
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Feb 25, 2019 |
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Housebroken
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Sep 28, 2018 |
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Shame on You, "Uncle Johnny"
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Sep 28, 2018 |
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Book 'Em
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Sep 28, 2018 |
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Another Movie Night
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Sep 28, 2018 |
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Sexline Bling
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Sep 28, 2018 |
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A "Helping" Hand
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Sep 28, 2018 |
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Sisterly Love
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Mar 27, 2018 |
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Wait Till' I Get Home!
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Mar 21, 2018 |
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Shaved-Off Eyebrows
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Mar 13, 2018 |
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You Didn't Deserve To Pass!
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Mar 07, 2018 |
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Stop Feeding The Cats!
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Feb 27, 2018 |
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Jealous Sal
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Feb 21, 2018 |
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Hey There, Eileen!
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Feb 16, 2018 |
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Parking Ticket Trouble
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Feb 09, 2018 |
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Mamma Mia!
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Feb 06, 2018 |
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Vet Bills Add Up
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Jan 23, 2018 |
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It's a Family Affair!
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Jan 16, 2018 |
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The Tireless Telemarketer
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Jan 09, 2018 |
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No Sex in our Driveway!
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Jan 02, 2018 |
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The Clueless Plumber
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Dec 26, 2017 |
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Caught Stealing Placements
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Dec 12, 2017 |
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Canceled Christmas Gifts
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Nov 21, 2017 |
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Suspended Driver
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Oct 16, 2017 |
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Stolen Crane Game Machine
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Sep 25, 2017 |
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Canceled Disney Trip
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Sep 18, 2017 |
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Underage Driving
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Sep 11, 2017 |
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No Paycheck After You Quit
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Sep 07, 2017 |
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Messy Apartment
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Sep 07, 2017 |
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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer's Bedazzler
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Aug 09, 2017 |
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Car Runs Out Of Gas
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Jul 20, 2017 |
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Unpaid Electricity Bill
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Jul 19, 2017 |
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Ruining A Relationship
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Jul 12, 2017 |
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Banned Prom Date
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Jun 26, 2017 |
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Engagement Ring Drama
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Jun 12, 2017 |
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Wrong Number Phone Tap
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Jun 05, 2017 |
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Cancelled E-ZPass
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May 29, 2017 |
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Lisa Phone Taps Froggy
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May 24, 2017 |
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Don't Put Me On Hold
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May 22, 2017 |
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Demanding Jingle Ball Tickets
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May 17, 2017 |
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Daughter's Freaky Birthday Party
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May 10, 2017 |
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Missing Car Parts
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May 08, 2017 |
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School Suspension
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May 03, 2017 |
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Repairman Drama
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Apr 19, 2017 |
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Delinquent Computer Payment
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Mar 23, 2017 |
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Your Sandwich Made Me Sick
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Dec 30, 2016 |