Lifeline
By Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia
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Episodes: 207
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Hosted by brothers Chris & Matt D’Elia, Lifeline is an advice show for problems of all shapes and sizes— from the petty to the painful. Whether it be about sex, family, money, the meaning of life, or anything else you have questions about— Chris & Matt got you covered.
| Episode | Date |
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205. Run That Body Down
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Mar 29, 2026 |
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204. Phrase Factory
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Mar 22, 2026 |
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203. The Skydiving Adventures of Wesley Snipes
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Mar 15, 2026 |
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202. Come To Jesus
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Mar 08, 2026 |
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201. The Nelson Muntz Episode
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Mar 01, 2026 |
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200. Attack of the Killer Ray Liottas
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Feb 22, 2026 |
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199. Robert MomNiro
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Feb 15, 2026 |
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198. ChrisGPT
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Feb 08, 2026 |
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197. Don't Argue with Turtles
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Feb 01, 2026 |
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196. Voldemort Zelenskyy
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Jan 25, 2026 |
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195. The Arc of Me
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Jan 18, 2026 |
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194. Slightly Engorged
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Jan 11, 2026 |
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193. Searching For The Origin
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Jan 04, 2026 |
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192. A Guy Complimented Chris
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Dec 28, 2025 |
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191. The Untrustworthy Friend
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Dec 21, 2025 |
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190. Loc'd In Love
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Dec 14, 2025 |
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189. Big Cinnamon
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Dec 07, 2025 |
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188. Jack Ryan But Cool
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Nov 30, 2025 |
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187. Looksmaxxing
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Nov 23, 2025 |
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186. The Pink Ocean
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Nov 16, 2025 |
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185. Ask God
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Nov 09, 2025 |
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184. Bless You
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Nov 02, 2025 |
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183. I'm Dreaming Me
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Oct 26, 2025 |
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182. Joculocity
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Oct 19, 2025 |
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181. The Train to Dong Chim
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Oct 12, 2025 |
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180. You Might Be a Seven
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Oct 05, 2025 |
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179. Gay Lieutenant
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Sep 28, 2025 |
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178. Livin’ Life Like It’s Gloomy, w/ Denny Love
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Sep 21, 2025 |
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177. Must Be Nice
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Sep 14, 2025 |
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176. The Wild Wild Backseat
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Sep 07, 2025 |
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175. Double Wet
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Aug 31, 2025 |
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174. Chat PB&J
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Aug 24, 2025 |
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173. Krishna Birdie
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Aug 17, 2025 |
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172. The Convincer
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Aug 03, 2025 |
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171. So Many Fortnights!
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Jul 27, 2025 |
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170. Katheryn Bigelow: Male Gigolo
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Jul 20, 2025 |
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169. Boring Pills
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Jul 13, 2025 |
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168. The Green Episode
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Jul 06, 2025 |
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167. Red Belt With the Minutiae
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Jun 29, 2025 |
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166. Spank It to Oblivion
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Jun 22, 2025 |
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165. Whoops Upside your Head
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Jun 15, 2025 |
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164. Dr. Turnoff
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Jun 08, 2025 |
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163. Foiled Again!
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Jun 01, 2025 |
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162. Never Come Clean
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May 25, 2025 |
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161. He's a Eunuch
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May 18, 2025 |
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160. Long-Term Rinky Dink
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May 11, 2025 |
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159. We Built This City
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May 04, 2025 |
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158. The Depravtiy
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Apr 27, 2025 |
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157. OnlyMoms
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Apr 20, 2025 |
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156. The Hatchet Man Upstairs
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Apr 13, 2025 |
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155. Say Thank You
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Apr 06, 2025 |
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154. Ding Dong Ditched Life
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Mar 30, 2025 |
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153. Sever Me, Baby
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Mar 23, 2025 |
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152. Don't Get In The Way
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Mar 16, 2025 |
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151. Tony Throbbins
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Mar 09, 2025 |
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150. Matt's Sick
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Mar 02, 2025 |
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149. Face ID Orgasms
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Feb 23, 2025 |
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148. Crazy, Scary, Spooky, Hilarious
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Feb 16, 2025 |
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147. Disney's Anaduralia
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Feb 09, 2025 |
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146. Get Shaped
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Feb 02, 2025 |
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145. You Eat It
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Jan 26, 2025 |
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144. Blasting Hoses
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Jan 19, 2025 |
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143. Twisted People
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Jan 05, 2025 |
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142. Denzel On Denzel
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Dec 29, 2024 |
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141. Come In For a Hug
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Dec 22, 2024 |
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140. The City In My Mind
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Dec 15, 2024 |
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139. Fresh Out of Fear
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Dec 08, 2024 |
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138. We Need A Beaver
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Dec 01, 2024 |
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137. And the Rest is Just Details
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Nov 24, 2024 |
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136. The Clenchening
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Nov 17, 2024 |
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135. Steampunk Assassin
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Nov 10, 2024 |
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134. Yeah-Bombing
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Nov 03, 2024 |
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133. Death Coach
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Oct 27, 2024 |
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132. Glancin' Jeff
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Oct 20, 2024 |
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131. The Long Arm of Um
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Oct 13, 2024 |
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130. Rudolph Hiller
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Oct 06, 2024 |
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129. Our Long Lost Sister
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Sep 29, 2024 |
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128. Die Regular
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Sep 22, 2024 |
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127. Ham On the Dadness
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Sep 15, 2024 |
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126. Short & Wide
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Sep 08, 2024 |
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125. Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman
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Sep 01, 2024 |
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124. Thanks, Dad
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Aug 25, 2024 |
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123. Revenge of the Burrito
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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122. Blank Capitol of the World
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Aug 11, 2024 |
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121. The Atheist Virgin
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Aug 04, 2024 |
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120. 2001: A Croissant Odyssey
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Jul 28, 2024 |
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119. You Don't Own Life
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Jul 21, 2024 |
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118. Body-Knowledge
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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117. Let Me Do My Shtuff
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Jul 07, 2024 |
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116. Soldier For The Truth
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Jun 30, 2024 |
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115. Jealous Of Myself
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Jun 23, 2024 |
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114. Eat My Shorts
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Jun 16, 2024 |
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113. Our Mommy & Napoleon
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Jun 09, 2024 |
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112. Deep in the Uh-Oh
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Jun 02, 2024 |
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111. Locked In w/ Davis Clarke
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May 26, 2024 |
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110. Rubbing Entrances
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May 19, 2024 |
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109. Spring Into Action
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May 12, 2024 |
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108. Mr. Ketchup
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May 05, 2024 |
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107. Reverse Plummet
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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106. Operation Chill
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Apr 21, 2024 |
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105. The OF Whisperer (w/ Ryan Pownall)
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Apr 14, 2024 |
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104. Don't Wanna
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Apr 07, 2024 |
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103. Into The Realness
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Mar 31, 2024 |
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102. It's So Changing
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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101. Worse & Dumber
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Mar 17, 2024 |
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🎉 100. Wonderment ft. Dr. Drew
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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99. Battle It Out With The Weirdness
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Mar 03, 2024 |
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98. Rest In Pieces
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Feb 25, 2024 |
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97. Trim Your Hershey Bars
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Feb 18, 2024 |
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96. Creaming With Style
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Feb 11, 2024 |
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95. The True Me
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Feb 04, 2024 |
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94. Rockin' The Boat
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Jan 28, 2024 |
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93. Truth Possessor
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Jan 21, 2024 |
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92. Jesus Christ & Sebastian Stan
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Jan 14, 2024 |
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91. Hell Sneeze
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Jan 07, 2024 |
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90. Off The Deep End
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Dec 31, 2023 |
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89. You Braise My Beef
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Dec 24, 2023 |
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88. Slumdog Chamillionaire
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Dec 17, 2023 |
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87. Captain Based Rizz
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Dec 10, 2023 |
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86. Superpigs
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Dec 03, 2023 |
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85. The People v. Nostalgia
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Nov 26, 2023 |
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84. Leg Day With Matt
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Nov 19, 2023 |
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83. Sell Me This Pen
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Nov 12, 2023 |
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82. One More Thing
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Nov 05, 2023 |
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81. The Pecking Order of Glasses
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Oct 29, 2023 |
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80. Meditate In Your Jacket
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Oct 22, 2023 |
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79. Sick Innit
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Oct 15, 2023 |
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78. Jordan With The Slam
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Oct 08, 2023 |
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77. See You In Hell
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Oct 01, 2023 |
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76. Bristopher Nolan
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Sep 24, 2023 |
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75. The Pissed Meter Is Broken
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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74. RIP Coolio
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Sep 10, 2023 |
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73. Lifelineissimo
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Sep 03, 2023 |
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72. Call The Cops I’ll Have Sex With Them
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Aug 27, 2023 |
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71. Chris Gets the Giggles
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Aug 20, 2023 |
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70. Loud Farting Racist
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Aug 13, 2023 |
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69. Christian Snail
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Aug 06, 2023 |
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68. The Crank of Mattel
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Jul 30, 2023 |
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67. One Pound Plopper
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Jul 23, 2023 |
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66. Desperado
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Jul 16, 2023 |
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65. Four Days After the Splurt
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Jul 09, 2023 |
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64. Mr. No Frills
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Jul 02, 2023 |
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63. I Need New York
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Jun 25, 2023 |
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62. Lovin' Life
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Jun 18, 2023 |
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61. Accidental Karen
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Jun 11, 2023 |
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60. The Depths of Dumb
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Jun 04, 2023 |
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59. No Touchy Touchy
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May 28, 2023 |
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58. I'll Have The Calamari
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May 21, 2023 |
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57. England Creates Monsters
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May 14, 2023 |
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56. Leave-Us & Butthead
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May 07, 2023 |
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55. REUNITED
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Apr 30, 2023 |
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54. Matt's Sick Again
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Apr 23, 2023 |
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53. Mr. Butt Guy
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Apr 16, 2023 |
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52. Grace Under Pressure (ft. Bryan Callen)
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Apr 09, 2023 |
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51. MrRogersTube
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Apr 02, 2023 |
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50. Miso Angry
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Mar 26, 2023 |
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49. Rearius Maximus
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Mar 19, 2023 |
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48. Losers, Luddites, and Lemmings
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Mar 12, 2023 |
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47. Dangly Earringville
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Mar 05, 2023 |
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46. Loserville Loserland
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Feb 26, 2023 |
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45. Interestingly Bad
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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44. Yokey Doodle Dandy
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Feb 12, 2023 |
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43. Casual Tees of War
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Feb 05, 2023 |
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42. Dookie Howser
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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41. Tiers of Terribleness
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Jan 22, 2023 |
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40. More Bounce to the Ounce
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Jan 15, 2023 |
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39. Unauthorized Sounds
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Jan 08, 2023 |
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38. The Year of the Bing Bong
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Lifeline 2022: Our Year In Advices
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Dec 25, 2022 |
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37. Toxicity In Your City
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Dec 18, 2022 |
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36. A Staple in Your Life
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Dec 11, 2022 |
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35. Dream Hero
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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34. I’m a Hot Dog
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Nov 27, 2022 |
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33. Dos Legítimo
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Nov 20, 2022 |
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32. Menacingly Terrible
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Nov 13, 2022 |
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31. Bad
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Nov 06, 2022 |
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30. Cold Busted
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Oct 30, 2022 |
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29. The Shadow of the Caterpillars
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Oct 23, 2022 |
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28. What That Mouth Do?
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Oct 16, 2022 |
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27. Fat
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Oct 09, 2022 |
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26. The Polish Forrest Gump
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Oct 02, 2022 |
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25. Hantsome
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Sep 25, 2022 |
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24. Body Code
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Sep 18, 2022 |
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23. Lonely Souls
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Sep 11, 2022 |
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22. Ramblin' Man
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Sep 04, 2022 |
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21. Love Puddle
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Aug 29, 2022 |
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20. Don't Miss A Thing
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Aug 22, 2022 |
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19. Big With Child
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Aug 15, 2022 |
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18. The Blastage Zone
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Aug 08, 2022 |
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17. Matt Blacks Out
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Aug 01, 2022 |
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16. The Hammer of Truth
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Jul 25, 2022 |
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15. Runk City
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Jul 18, 2022 |
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14, The Nose Job Episode
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Jul 11, 2022 |
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13. Gorgeous
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Jul 04, 2022 |
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12. The Coldest Tasting Beer
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Jun 27, 2022 |
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11. John Charisma
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Jun 20, 2022 |
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10. Addicted to the Life
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Jun 13, 2022 |
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9. Die Engaged
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Jun 05, 2022 |
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8. Wacky Doodle Dandy
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May 29, 2022 |
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7. Human Walkie-Talkie
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May 22, 2022 |
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6. Neil Depressed Tyson
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May 15, 2022 |
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5. Bricked Up
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May 08, 2022 |
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4. Casper The ISIS Ghost
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May 01, 2022 |
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3. Ballplayer Energy
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Apr 24, 2022 |
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2. Penguin Style
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Apr 17, 2022 |
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1. It's In The Way That You Use It
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Apr 10, 2022 |
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Welcome to Lifeline!
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Feb 25, 2022 |