The Average Minute
By Average Johnson
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Episodes: 127
Description
We used to be a golf podcast. Now we're just a totally random podcast that sometimes talks about golf.
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Episode #125 - Don't donate my organs
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Sep 05, 2025 |
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Episode #124 - Bye my friend!
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Aug 29, 2025 |
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Episode #123 - 3 Ring circus
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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Episode #122 - He was hung like a tapir
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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Episode #121 - AI for DOT her
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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Episode #120 - Ever mash a dirt worm down the shower drain?
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Jul 31, 2025 |
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Episode #119 - Maybe there's anal...
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Episode #118 - You ever thumb wrestle your wiener?
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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Episode #117 - Oh, you believe there's a Moon?
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Jul 10, 2025 |
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Episode #116 - Is Average the shot caller?
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Jun 19, 2025 |
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Episode #115 - What's beyond the ice wall?
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Jun 12, 2025 |
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Episode #114 - Don't eat the colostomy gumbo
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Jun 06, 2025 |
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Episode #113 - We can't remember Memorial weekend
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May 29, 2025 |
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Episode #112 - Whip wants to try Shin Shi Shin Shi
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May 22, 2025 |
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Episode #111 - It's the Average Dam Minute
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May 15, 2025 |
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Episode #110 - The Mormon origins of Whip
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May 09, 2025 |
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Episode #109 - High, how are you?
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Apr 10, 2025 |
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Episode #108 - Save your shekels for Chompies
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Mar 26, 2025 |
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Episode #107 - How to get your wife to make you a sammich
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Mar 19, 2025 |
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Episode #106 - Keanu Reeves wants to do the Podcast
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Mar 12, 2025 |
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Episode #105 - The best round of Average's life this year
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Mar 05, 2025 |
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Episode #104 - I'm a bit of a buff
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Episode #103 - Follow us on the Myspace
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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Episode #102 - Don't listen to this episode
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Aug 14, 2024 |
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Episode #101 - We STILL don't know what we're doing
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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Episode #100 - What exactly is a chicken stick?
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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Episode #99 part 2 - Douche or Swoosh?
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Episode #99 part 1 - Questionable use of taint
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Episode #98 - Its like two boys kissing in the woods
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Jun 14, 2024 |
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Episode #97 - Sucking dick for shots on the golf course
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Episode #96 - Is there such a thing as bad head?
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May 02, 2024 |
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Episode #95 - Why don't you buy a rotisserie chicken or something nice
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Episode #94 - I come from a long line of assholes
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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Episode #93 - I have eyes everywhere
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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Episode #92 - I'm playing a bitch ass fade
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Mar 24, 2024 |
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Episode #91 - Extreme soaking and how it applies to you
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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Episode #90 - Even UFC fighters have a punchy coach
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Episode #89 - I am Kenough
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Feb 21, 2024 |
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Episode #88 - She has K
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Feb 14, 2024 |
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Episode #87 - Not in our wildest dreams
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Feb 02, 2024 |
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Episode #86 - MGA Season Preview 2024
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Episode #85 - I bought a Bowflex on Facebook
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Episode #84 - Fat stacks of Dinar
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Jan 04, 2024 |
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Episode #83 - Good Morning Missy
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Dec 28, 2023 |
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Episode #82 - Conjunctive slurping (part 2)
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Dec 22, 2023 |
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Episode #81 - Conjunctive Slurping (Part 1)
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Dec 21, 2023 |
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Episode #80 - Who still has carpet in the bathroom?
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Dec 11, 2023 |
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Episode #79 - Let's call a spade a spade
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Dec 07, 2023 |
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Episode #78 - How soon is too soon?
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Nov 30, 2023 |
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Episode #77 ‐ The podcast almost dies in Vegas
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Nov 20, 2023 |
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Episode #76 - Where in the world is Whip?
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Nov 02, 2023 |
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Episode #75 - I prefer driver on par 3's
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Oct 30, 2023 |
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Episode #74 - I'm a ssssnake
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Oct 26, 2023 |
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Episode #73 - Under the Noodle
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Oct 19, 2023 |
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Episode #72 - Average wins the Last Gasp
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Oct 12, 2023 |
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Episode #71 - We're out on the Portugese
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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Episode #70 - Nobody beats off Fairway Jesus
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Oct 06, 2023 |
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Episode #69 - The Average Johnson WTF Playlist
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Sep 29, 2023 |
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Episode #68 - More scandalous than Obama's tan suit
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Sep 21, 2023 |
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Episode #67 ‐ So David, what a dad bod is...
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Sep 17, 2023 |
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Episode #66 - So David, what a podcast is...
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Sep 14, 2023 |
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Episode #65 - I sucked a little dick last night
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Sep 08, 2023 |
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Episode #64 - I don't think the Persians get enough credit
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Sep 01, 2023 |
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Episode #63 - Moon Lion and The Teflon Don
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Aug 25, 2023 |
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Episode #62 - Can you do hard drugs on a podcast?
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Aug 18, 2023 |
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Episode #61 - Yard O' Beef
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Aug 11, 2023 |
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Episode #60 - Dude, you can't suck it like that
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Aug 04, 2023 |
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Episode #59 - Love in an elevator
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Jul 28, 2023 |
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Episode #58 - Bitchin Camaro
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Jul 14, 2023 |
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Episode #57 - On the boat again
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Jul 07, 2023 |
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Episode #56 ‐ That chick had a great beard
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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Episode #55 - If you're using one dick you're using all of them
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Jun 08, 2023 |
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Episode #54 - What's the penalty for losing a ball in the water?
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Jun 02, 2023 |
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Episode #53 - I'll take a cancer kazoo over a colostomy bag
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May 18, 2023 |
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Episode #52 - Bob fought the fridge and the fridge won
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May 11, 2023 |
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Episode #51 - I'm not gay but I do vote Democrat
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May 04, 2023 |
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Episode #50 - It ain't long but at least it's over fast
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Apr 27, 2023 |
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Episode #49 - If it were any bigger, it'd be way too big
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Apr 20, 2023 |
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Episode #48 - Masters recap (again)... Blame it on Cantlay
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Apr 13, 2023 |
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Episode #47 - Who's dressing Brandel Chamblee
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Apr 10, 2023 |
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Episode #46 - Y'all got any Obama hams?
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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Episode #45 - Because I was inverted
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Apr 03, 2023 |
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Episode #44 - Ever had a blumpkin at the Flying J?
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Mar 30, 2023 |
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Episode #43 - Drinking scotch and buying drugs in Mexico
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Episode #42 - Mr Nipple sure is a boob
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Mar 23, 2023 |
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Episode #41 - Is this the end of church?
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Mar 17, 2023 |
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Episode #40 - Whip makes a great loose meat sammich
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Mar 16, 2023 |
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Episode #39 - Thank God you're here John Redcorn
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Mar 13, 2023 |
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Episode #38 - Does your wife golf too?
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Mar 10, 2023 |
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Episode #37 - Bob gets Crocs
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Mar 06, 2023 |
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Episode #36 - People who annoy you
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Mar 03, 2023 |
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Episode #35 - She's a bit of a squirter
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Feb 27, 2023 |
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Episode #34 - Can you pull your gallbladder?
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Feb 24, 2023 |
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Episode #33 - She's here for the chips and dick
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Feb 20, 2023 |
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Episode #32 - The Godfather of Mediocre Golf in Arizona
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Feb 17, 2023 |
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Episode #31 - You're not that guy, pal
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Feb 10, 2023 |
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Episode #30 - What are you looking for in a cart chick?
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Feb 06, 2023 |
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Episode #29 ‐ How much taxes would I have to pay?
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Feb 03, 2023 |
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Episode #28 - Fried chicken and Thorazine
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Jan 29, 2023 |
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Episode #27 - Who drinks beer from a coffee mug?
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Jan 27, 2023 |
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Episode #26 - Mr. Sheila Stafford
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Jan 23, 2023 |
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Episode #25 - Houston, you ARE the problem
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Jan 20, 2023 |
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Episode #24 - Peyote and Pork Sandwiches
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Jan 18, 2023 |
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Episode #23 - I've been in some dicey foursomes
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Jan 11, 2023 |
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Episode #22- Nobody should ever go blackface
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Jan 09, 2023 |
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Episode #21 - Turns out, Average is hung like a horse
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Jan 06, 2023 |
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Episode #20 - Resolutions are for assholes
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Jan 01, 2023 |
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Episode #19 - Average Claus, can I have a fentanyl test kit?
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Dec 23, 2022 |
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Episode #18 - Who goes to church on a Tuesday?
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Dec 21, 2022 |
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Episode #17 - I don't endorse Sharia Law... but I understand it.
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Dec 15, 2022 |
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Episode #16 - Follow me on Snatchpad
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Dec 08, 2022 |
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Episode #15 - Average quits porn and buys a timeshare
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Dec 04, 2022 |
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Episode #14 - Mass-a-two-shits
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Nov 30, 2022 |
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Episode #13 - Stacy from Colorado and My Dick
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Nov 23, 2022 |
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Episode #12 - Gimme a schtickle of flouride
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Nov 21, 2022 |
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Episode #11 - Gay Farron
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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Episode #10 - If we sound hungover...
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Nov 18, 2022 |
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Episode #9 - MGAWC / Born Hairy round 1 recap
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Nov 12, 2022 |
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Episode #8 - Reginald Jackmerius Tacktheratrix III
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Nov 11, 2022 |
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Episode #7 - They're the ones writing it off!
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Nov 09, 2022 |
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Episode #6 ‐ Lunch with SXY Ocho
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Nov 05, 2022 |
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Episode #5 - It's like talking to a tree
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Nov 03, 2022 |
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Episode #4 - Holy technical difficulties!
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Nov 02, 2022 |
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Episode #3 - There's they-at.
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Oct 31, 2022 |
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Episode #2 - We don't know what we're doing
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Oct 28, 2022 |
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Episode #1 - A short yet girthy origin story.
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Oct 25, 2022 |
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The Average Minute (Trailer)
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Oct 24, 2022 |