The Useless Hotline

By Max Balegde & George Clarke

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


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Episode Date
Chris MD Discusses His Breakup, Dating Celebs and tests Max's Football Knowledge
Feb 18, 2024
Max & George Recap Biggest YouTube Cancelations, Do The Chubby Bunny & Cinnamon Challenges
Feb 11, 2024
Max reveals discussion with EKIN-SU and George talks relationship preferences
Feb 04, 2024
Max & Andrew Reveal Relationship Secrets and Rate George's Dating Profile!!
Jan 28, 2024
Max & George Blind Rank Each Other and React to Snape AI
Jan 21, 2024
Max talks Amsterdam x rated experience, Paris being Overrated and George reads max’s mind!!
Jan 14, 2024
Max and George Discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Being Banned From Hinge and New Years Ins & Outs
Jan 07, 2024
Max & George Have HEATED Argument Over Taylor Swift Tour, Football & Pete Davidson
Dec 31, 2023
Max and Georges sisters reveal embarrassing childhood secrets, throwback photos and family arguments
Dec 24, 2023
Joe Sugg & Caspar Lee Join Us For The Office Christmas Party!!
Dec 17, 2023
George Clarke discusses relationship with the sidemen, max reveals political mishap & blind rankings
Dec 10, 2023
Max & George discuss best & worst guest, celebrate one year of the pod and surprise gifts
Dec 03, 2023
Madam Joyce addresses Angry Ginge drama, reveals locked in secrets and talks about success of her podcast
Nov 26, 2023
George Clarke reveals all about his bike accident
Nov 19, 2023
Max and George reveal HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Discuss backlash from Max’s charity event, and rank Disney channel shows
Nov 12, 2023
Elle Brooke Discusses Her Private Videos Resurfacing, Kingpyn Drama & Dillon Danis Choking Drama
Nov 05, 2023
Max and George expose opinions on YouTubers, reveal the worst names and create their own sayings
Oct 29, 2023
Max and George talk SPOOKY Halloween dilemmas, comments on their clothing line & cancelling trick or treating
Oct 22, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarkeey reveal HUGE announcement, discuss creepy co workers and play guess the celeb
Oct 15, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarkey address hate comments, give thoughts on celebs and dating fake people
Oct 08, 2023
Max Balegde Questions George Clarke’s Love Island Hotel Room Party and Quiz’s his Disney Knowledge
Oct 01, 2023
James Buckley reveals Inbetweeners secrets, talks life after Jay and weird fan requests
Sep 25, 2023
Max And George recap the Sidemen Charity match, Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor Swifts “beef” and play who’s punching
Sep 17, 2023
ArthurTV reveals secrets of UK YouTube, growing up with ChrisMD and thoughts on the Sidemen
Sep 10, 2023
BONUS: Max Balegde and George Clarkeey talk wildest university memories and things they wish they’d done differently!
Sep 05, 2023
The USELESS GAMESHOW: Countdown, Family Feud and Carrot in a Box
Sep 03, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarkey respond to Elphaba, find leaked pictures and more
Aug 27, 2023
Bonus: Max and George Expose each Other's WhatsApps
Aug 25, 2023
Joe and George Baggs discuss why they left gogglebox, Lizzo drama and their favourite influencers
Aug 20, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarkeey discuss how much influencers earn from brand deals, and Elphaba’s TikTok live behaviour
Aug 13, 2023
Max Balegde forgets he has a boyfriend & George Clarkey offers advice to cheating grandmother
Aug 06, 2023
Max reveals George’s Gay Side, they decide which Barbie they are and talk wet dreams
Jul 30, 2023
Max Confesses to Breaking into a stadium, the boys reflect on their worst ever decisions and find out who is most clever
Jul 23, 2023
Anastasia Kings North talks friendship with Saffron Barker, recent breakup, and Love Island’s Molly
Jul 16, 2023
Max and George discuss Colleen Ballinger’s apology, Ekin and Davide breakup & Max has a breakdown
Jul 09, 2023
Caity Baiser Talks Relationship with Joel Corry, Virginity Story and Pranks the boys
Jul 02, 2023
Alan Carr discusses least favourite celeb guests, Rupaul’s Drag Race behind the scenes, and new TV show “Changing Ends”
Jun 25, 2023
Max and George discuss max’s controversy and toxicity within communities
Jun 18, 2023
George calls Max out for his fashion, opinions on Americans and festival season
Jun 12, 2023
Max Balegde’s boyfriend Andrew tells all about their relationship, asks George about his dating life and discusses first date stories
Jun 04, 2023
Max Balegde exposes George Clarke with surprise interview on George’s childhood, dating and family life
May 28, 2023
Max and George talk Ibiza fountain DRAMA and how max got cancelled at a premiere
May 21, 2023
Brookie and Jessie talk truth about Meghan Trainor friendship, going to JOJO Siwa’s house and making Amelia Dims go viral
May 14, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss who’s more attractive, and cheating on partners
May 07, 2023
George Clarkey Confronts Max Balegde about his Disney Problem, They Discuss What Happened in Tokyo and Sibling's OF
Apr 30, 2023
Arthur Hill talks experience with Sam Smith, sleeping with James Blunt and Tom Holland follow
Apr 23, 2023
Max & George discuss Ekin Su and Davide cheating rumours, relationship difficulties and have a surprise visit from Max’s boyfriend
Apr 16, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarkey reveal dating preferences, matching teacher on Grindr and more
Apr 09, 2023
Farmer Will and Jessie talk Fake Islanders, Casa Amor scandal and Villa Secrets
Apr 02, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss Elphaba cancellation, getting assaulted by fans and secret sugar daddies
Mar 26, 2023
Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee Discuss Getting Engaged, New YouTubers and Dating Fans
Mar 19, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarkey have heated argument, play who’s most likely to and talk relatives flashing
Mar 12, 2023
Max and George discuss Jake Paul vs Tommy Fury and sleeping with a best mates sibling
Mar 05, 2023
Talia Mar talks turning down Sigala, Wedding plans and trying for a baby
Feb 26, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk party with Harry Styles, dating convicts & visiting the clinic
Feb 19, 2023
Max and George talk their leaked pictures, money-hungry influencers and being forced to strip
Feb 12, 2023
Max and George play influencer smash or pass, and discuss secret gay celebs
Feb 05, 2023
Stephen Tries talks opinion on the Sidemen, update on Jeremy Lynch and what happened to XO
Jan 29, 2023
Chloe Burrows talks moving out, relationships and life after love island
Jan 22, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk going to do a Disney s*x club, p*nis size and calling a family member daddy
Jan 15, 2023
ImAllexx reveals relationship with James Charles, Snapshoteye messages and forming the Eboys
Jan 08, 2023
Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus
Jan 01, 2023
Max Balegde & GeorgeClarkey Reveal Their Relationship Status, Kissing Relatives & Sh*gging in a club
Dec 25, 2022
Max Balegde and George Clarkey expose fake celeb couples, Weird Xmas traditions and sh*gging a manager
Dec 18, 2022
Max Balegde & George Clarke Discuss Public Backlash, Ideal First Date and Wetting The Bed
Dec 11, 2022
Max and George talk criminal history, matching with family on Grindr and exposing yourself on Zoom
Dec 04, 2022
Max Balegde And George Clarkey Talk Quitting TikTok, Pranking The Internet And Horrible Advice
Nov 27, 2022
The Useless Hotline Trailer
Nov 27, 2022