Five Aside
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This is the Five-a-side pod, essentially a futbol podcast although once in a while we will delve into other topics such as lifestyle, social/political issues, history etc
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EL CLÁSICO, EL CHAOS! 😂 Barca Want BLOOD & Man United Want MERCY | EPL Predictions
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Oct 23, 2026 |
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BARCA GOT PSG'D! 😂 Man United in SHAMBLES
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Oct 23, 2026 |
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CHELSEA ARE BACK?! 😂 AK's Dynasty Talk, Caicedo Masterclass & Enzo Who?
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Oct 19, 2026 |
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ARSENAL'S HARAM BALL IS BACK! 😭 Saka Under Fire, Marinakis Mafia & United in Trouble!
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Oct 19, 2026 |
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ARSENAL ON TRIAL! 😂 Chelsea's JP Morgan & United We Fall | EPL Predictions
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Oct 16, 2026 |
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PSG Are Playing Chess, United Are Playing Ludo! 😭 | Five Aside
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Oct 15, 2026 |
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Man United: Same Circus, Different Carrick? 🤡 | Arsenal, Chelsea & Liverpool Chaos
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Oct 13, 2026 |
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Battle of the Bums! 💀 United vs Spurs, Liverpool vs City & Vini's Missing Twin | Five Aside
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Oct 09, 2026 |
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Siu You Later? Ronaldo’s Portugal Dilemma, Man City & Olise vs Yamal
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Oct 08, 2026 |
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Nigeria Needs Open-Heart Surgery, City in the Dock & Ronaldo Won’t Let Go 😭
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Oct 01, 2026 |
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115 Problems, But a Point Ain't One? Man City's Day of Reckoning! ⚖️💰
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Sep 26, 2026 |
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Ballon d’Or Campaigns 🏆 | Madrid in Crisis, Barça Hype & Premier League Propaganda
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Sep 24, 2026 |
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United Are STARVING, Arsenal Get Humbled & Spurs Fans Still Believe 😭 | Fan Interviews
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Sep 21, 2026 |
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Alonso? I’ve Seen Enough.
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Sep 18, 2026 |
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Quadratic Predictions: Arsenal Flex, United Stress & Madrid Derby Madness
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Sep 18, 2026 |
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Manchester United Need an Exorcism… and Real Madrid Might Be Next
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Sep 17, 2026 |
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MAN UTD TO SHOCK CITY?! 😳 | Our Premier League Predictions Get HEATED
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Sep 11, 2026 |
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Champions League & Chill? Chelsea Can’t Relate 😭
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Sep 10, 2026 |
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Kai Havertz, Chelsea Tax Collector! Arsenal Fight Back to Sink the Blues
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Sep 07, 2026 |
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Goals or Clean Sheets? Weekend Predictions
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Sep 04, 2026 |
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Winners, Losers & Transfer Window Abusers
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Sep 03, 2026 |
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Money Can’t Buy Spurs Happiness 💸😭 | AK & Dalu’s EPL Takes — Gameweek 2
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Aug 31, 2026 |
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Three Point Lane! Chelsea Win, Palmer’s Back & London Is Blue
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Aug 25, 2026 |
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WE ARE SO BACK… SOME TEAMS AREN’T 😂 | AK & Dalu’s EPL Takes
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Aug 24, 2026 |
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21 Assists & No Control: Bruno Mars United Again
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Aug 23, 2026 |
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Game Week Won Already? 😂 EPL Predictions, Upsets & 3-Point Audacity
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Aug 21, 2026 |
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2026/2027 Season Preview- Predictions, Pings & Pure Madness
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Aug 20, 2026 |
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Gunner Be a Long Season! Arsenal Flex, Chelsea Dream & City Catch Strays
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Aug 17, 2026 |
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Trebles, Tactics & Terrorball: Is Luis Enrique Already in the GOAT Debate?
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Aug 13, 2026 |
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Rodri or Not, Here Barça Come! 😭 | Mourinho’s Madrid, Arsenal’s LW Problem & Transfer Madness
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Aug 10, 2026 |
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Bruno Give me rice: Image Rights, Rashford Flights & Chelsea's Youth Hostel
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Aug 07, 2026 |
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Transfer Window Shopping & FIFA's Price Tag
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Aug 05, 2026 |
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World Cup Winners & Sinners | Our Best XI Has EVERYONE Arguing! 🏆🔥
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Jul 24, 2026 |
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TuCHEL? England Bottled It! | World Cup Final Preview 🏆 ⭐
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Jul 18, 2026 |
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Au Revoir, Les Bleus! Spain Pass the French Test 🇪🇸🔥
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Jul 15, 2026 |
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Tuchel Lit the Fuse! 🔥 Messi Awaits & Yamal Faces His Biggest Test
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Jul 14, 2026 |
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Japan to Beat Brazil?! 😱 Ronaldo Under Fire & Knockout Predictions
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Jun 29, 2026 |
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Ifs, Buts & El Bombas: Ronaldo’s Free-Kick Civil War!
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Jun 24, 2026 |
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The World Cup Is Cooking (And Portugal Is Burnt)
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Jun 19, 2026 |
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Cape Fear: France Fire While Spain Sweat
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Jun 17, 2026 |
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Bafana Battered, Poch Under Pressure & Korea’s K-Pop Kick-Off
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Jun 13, 2026 |
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World Cup is here, Atlanta’s Not Ready, Ronaldo’s Not Done, and Nigeria’s Not There
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Jun 10, 2026 |
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An Arsenal Fan's Mum Tells Her Side of the Story
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Jun 08, 2026 |
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PSG’d Off! Arsenal Fall on Pens, Fans Lose Their Heads & Dembele Enters Legend Status
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Jun 01, 2026 |
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Fly Emirates vs Emirates Fly Better 😭✈️ Arsenal vs PSG Gets Toxic
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May 29, 2026 |
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North London’s Red Wedding: Arsenal Fans Finally Lose Their Heads
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May 25, 2026 |
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Who Knows Ball: Assist me if you can!
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May 21, 2026 |
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Light It Up! Arsenal Finally Beat the "Next Season FC" Allegations 🔥🏆
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May 20, 2026 |
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Straight Outta the Pub: Reece PTO James & the FA Cup Funeral 🍺🏆
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May 17, 2026 |
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Barcelona Won La Liga… Madrid Chose Violence 😭
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May 15, 2026 |
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Who Knows Ball? Relegation Scrap Survival Mode 🥶⚽
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May 12, 2026 |
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Forgive Nessy: Arsenal Survive, City Stalk & Bruno vs Rice Gets Spicy
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May 11, 2026 |
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El Plástico & Title Races: Ass Cheeks at Stamford Bridge 😭
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May 08, 2026 |
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20 Years Later: Arsenal Are Back on Europe’s Biggest Stage
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May 07, 2026 |
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Blue Is the Warmest Colour: Chelsea’s Cold Reality, Doku’s Fire & Arsenal’s Destiny Call
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May 05, 2026 |
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Mainoo Event: United Slap Liverpool, Carrick Gets the Keys & Saka's Back to Break Hearts
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May 04, 2026 |
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Pressure is Privilege: EPL Weekend Preview
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May 01, 2026 |
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Nine-Goal Madness & Tactical Therapy: From Bayern-P$G Chaos to Arsenal’s Chess Match
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Apr 30, 2026 |
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Saka’s Back, Foden’s Missing & Chelsea score
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Apr 28, 2026 |
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Chelsea Crisis & Arsenal Angst: Blues Numb, Gunners Crumbling?
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Apr 23, 2026 |
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Bayern Brawl & Arsenal Snoozefest: High Lines, Red Cards, and Vibes FC
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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Red Card Redemption & Bruno Breakdown: United’s “Comeback” That Wasn’t
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Apr 14, 2026 |
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Oil Money & Bottled Tears: City Cook, Arsenal Crack & Chelsea Collapse
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Apr 13, 2026 |
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Enzo’s Madrid Dreams & Arsenal’s Youth Dilemma
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Apr 11, 2026 |
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PSG- So You Thought Liverpool Had a Chance? 😭🔥
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Apr 09, 2026 |
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Saints and Sinners, Arsenal Gets Baptised, Chelsea Feast and Haaland Haunts Liverpool
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Apr 06, 2026 |
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Keppain It Real… Or Not? 🤦♂️ | Carabao Chaos & Chelsea’s Blue(s)
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Mar 24, 2026 |
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EPL Lashing : When Europe Said ‘Sit Down’ to the Prem
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Mar 19, 2026 |
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Slot Machine: Broken, City Fading, and Chelsea on Life Support
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Mar 16, 2026 |
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“He Can’t Even Save a Microsoft Word File” 😂 | Keeper Chaos & UCL Reactions
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Mar 12, 2026 |
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Aura First 11: Madrid Cabals, Xabi Alonso’s Aura Crash & Football’s Coldest XI
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Mar 08, 2026 |
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Haram Ball & Hot Takes: Chelsea Cooking, Arsenal Bus Parking
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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Arsenal keep up title charge through the Corners!
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Mar 02, 2026 |
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From UCL Drama to Derby Tension: Bottle Bets & Emirates Pressure
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Feb 27, 2026 |
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Tottenham On The Menu Again 🍽️ | EPL Weekend Review
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Feb 22, 2026 |
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North London Derby? More like Nerve London Derby —EPL Weekend Preview
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Feb 21, 2026 |
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OG Bottlers & Hopium Dealers: Arsenal’s 5-Aside Meltdown
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Feb 19, 2026 |
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Four Points Clear… Or Four Points From Collapse?
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Feb 13, 2026 |
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Six Points, Thirteen Games- Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK
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Feb 09, 2026 |
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Pep in His Step Gone?. Red Gang, Please |Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK
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Feb 07, 2026 |
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Nothing Worse Than a Failed Hate Watch| Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK
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Feb 02, 2026 |
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Weekend Epl Preview, Set-Piece Debates & Pep’s Kryptonite 😭
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Jan 30, 2026 |
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TOP 8, NO STRESS 😎...Till you draw PSG
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Jan 29, 2026 |
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Carrick on the Wheels & Set-Piece FC Tears 😭
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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TOP OF THE TABLE… STILL NERVOUS?- Arsenal vs Manchester United preview
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Jan 24, 2026 |
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Arsenal flexed, Pep stressed, Chelsea depressed 😭⚽
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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AFCON Final Fiasco: “Ojoro” & Arsenal will pay
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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Bronze Medals & Broken Hearts-AFCON Preview
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Jan 17, 2026 |
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Man-Age Problems & Manchester Dreams
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Jan 17, 2026 |
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Football Was Invented by the Devil- Five Aside x SoccertakeswithAK
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Jan 15, 2026 |
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AFCON Tears & Boardroom Fools
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Jan 15, 2026 |
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Soaring Eagles, Falling Devils
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Jan 12, 2026 |
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Nigeria vs Algeria, Chelsea Hired a Youth Pastor & United Texted Their Ex
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Jan 09, 2026 |
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AFCON or After-School Tournament? - United Tears, Nigerian Joy & a Whole Lot of Ranting
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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No Panic, Just Sackings: Arsenal Calm, United Stuck
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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Dirty December, Fake Tables & Haaland in Handcuffs
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Jan 03, 2026 |
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Chelsea & Maresca New Year Shocker: Same Chaos, New Calendar
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Jan 02, 2026 |
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Dirty December Blues, Tears & Awards: Chelsea oblee, Emery Cracks & Eagles Fly
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Dec 31, 2025 |
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Make Up With Your Girlfriend & Start Scoring 😭 | City Don’t Wait, Arsenal Stress & AFCON Vibes
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Dec 29, 2025 |
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AFCON Said ‘Hold That’ 😭 | Africa Levels Up (Five Aside × SoccerTakesWithAK)
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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Arsenal Are Boring, City Are Scary & AFCON is here
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Dec 22, 2025 |
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EVERYONE’S AT AFCON!! | EPL WEEKEND PREVIEW- Five Aside x SoccerTakeswithAK
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Dec 19, 2025 |
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Two Squads, One Country 😭 | Best of the Rest & AFCON Talk- Five Aside x SoccerTakesWithAK
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Dec 19, 2025 |
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Arsenal on the Edge, City in Cruise Control 🍿 | FPL Pain & Title Race Talk
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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UCL Review And The Salah Debate
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Manchester United Special: Amorim’s System Under Fire & What Must Change Now
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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Arsenal’s Trauma… and Salah’s Crashout
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Dec 08, 2025 |
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Premier League Chaos Loading - Preview and Predictions!
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Dec 06, 2025 |
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Another Amorim stumble & Culture Shocks: A Chaotic Week of Football
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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Maresca Fool me twice | EPL Review
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Dec 04, 2025 |
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Pep’s Children Fighting Again 😭⚔️ | Chelsea vs Arsenal Breakdown ft. SoccerTakesWithAK
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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Reece James Cooked, Arsenal Shook 😅 | Plus City, Liverpool & United Review
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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Chelsea Cooked, Arsenal Cleaned the Plate 🍽️🔥 — UCL Thanksgiving Episode
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Nov 27, 2025 |
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(Arsenal Special) Smitten & EZE-Struck 💘🎩 | Arsenal Had Me in Butterflies!
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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EZE Does It! 🎩 Arsenal Run Spurs Out of North London
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Nov 24, 2025 |
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World Cup Dreams: Tears, Jazz, and Bicycle Kicks – An International break to remember
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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DOCTOR CONGO DIAGNOSES NIGERIA 🩺💔 | Super Eagles Eliminated
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Nov 17, 2025 |
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AUBA OUT. OSIMHEN IN. 🇳🇬🔥 | Super Eagles to the Final + Tuchel vs England’s Golden Trio
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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DOKU GOES SUPER SAIYAN ⚡ | City 3-0 Liverpool & Arsenal Get Arsenaled
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Nov 10, 2025 |
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Young, Tired & Blue 💙 | Chelsea’s Club World Cup Hangover & Arsenal’s Iron Wall
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Nov 07, 2025 |
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Haaland & Order: Midfield Masters and Casemiro
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Nov 03, 2025 |
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He built it....But can he win with it?
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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Amorim’s Title Charge Kicks Off 💥
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Oct 27, 2025 |
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From Stamford Bridge to Santiago Bernabéu: Europe’s Big Dogs and Arsenal are Barking Again
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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Amorim’s In, Slot’s Out (of Form)
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Oct 20, 2025 |
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Managerial Gaslighting, Neymar’s Comeback & Der Klassiker Chaos ⚽
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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Osimhen shuts up the timeline
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Oct 15, 2025 |
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All We Want Is Caicedo (and a Little More Amorim)
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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From Haircuts to Heroics: Arsenal's highs and Liverpool's Lows
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Oct 04, 2025 |
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Comebacks, Clashes & Champions League Chaos
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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Football Follies: When VAR steals the show
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Sep 06, 2025 |
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Philosophy FC vs Pragmatism United
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Aug 27, 2025 |
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Matchday One: Glass Half Full, Brain Half Empty
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Aug 20, 2025 |
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Here we go!!
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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Pre-season delusion check
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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Fergie time: The Real Remontada
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Apr 18, 2025 |
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Reverse Remontada
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Apr 17, 2025 |
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Kai Havertz scores again
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Jan 20, 2025 |
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Cornered by Arsenal, Hope for United, and Mbappé’s Madrid Maze
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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Mbappé’s Madrid Misery & Guardiola’s Bald-ing Problems
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Nov 28, 2024 |
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Football's Rollercoaster: City and Arsenal's Downturns, United's New Hope
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Nov 08, 2024 |
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Pressure Points: Arsenal, El Clásico, and Ten Hag’s Exit
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Nov 01, 2024 |
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Too Many Matches, Not Enough Magic: The Beauty vs. Beast of Football
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Oct 19, 2024 |
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Part 2: Arsenal’s Fight, United’s Plight: Tactics Gone Right... and Wrong
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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Part 1: Arsenal’s Fight, United’s Plight: Tactics Gone Right... and Wrong
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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New UCL and life without Odegaard
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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Nostalgia and Flair
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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Suarez's teeth vs Haaland
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Sep 07, 2024 |
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How good is Osimhen?
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Aug 30, 2024 |
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Kai Havertz is the best on earth
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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Kickoff to the New Season
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Aug 16, 2024 |
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Episode 6: Let's go Spurs!!
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May 14, 2024 |
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Episode 5: Baby Maino
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May 08, 2024 |
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Episode 4: The North London derby
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Episode 3: Title Run in and Saka is the best
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Apr 27, 2024 |
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Episode 2: Ten Haag vs The players
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Episode 1: UCL nights, sad Arsenal, poor Haaland
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Apr 19, 2024 |