NSFW Jokes
By Johnson Hazard
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Episodes: 133
Description
VERY NSFW and non-PC with a splashing of dark humor. Not for children.
NSFW jokes collated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes.
Credits are found on the show notes page of each episode.
| Episode | Date |
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Why did Santa go to the Urologist? | + 12 more jokes | 12 Dec 2025
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Dec 12, 2025 |
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Old biology joke | + 18 more jokes | 09 Dec 2025
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Dec 09, 2025 |
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A man went to the ER with 24 toy horses up his bum | + 8 more jokes | 05 Dec 2025
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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How much semen does a gay guy have? | + 18 more jokes | 02 Dec 2025
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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Frustrated driver | + 11 more jokes | 28 Nov 2025
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Nov 28, 2025 |
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How do you make a hormone? | + 10 more jokes | 25 Nov 2025
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Nov 25, 2025 |
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Family Photo | + 5 more jokes | 21 Nov 2025
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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I tried to sext my crush… | + 12 more jokes | 18 Nov 2025
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Nov 18, 2025 |
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My wife tried | + 16 more jokes | 04 Nov 2025
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Nov 04, 2025 |
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Kitchen sex is fantastic! | + 20 more jokes | 31 Oct 2025
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Oct 31, 2025 |
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Never invest in funeral homes. | + 10 more jokes | 28 Oct 2025
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Oct 28, 2025 |
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Flower orgies in the 60's? | + 8 more jokes | 24 Oct 2025
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Oct 24, 2025 |
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A guy goes to prison… | + 18 more jokes | 21 Oct 2025
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Oct 21, 2025 |
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A nun is taking a bath | + 16 more jokes | 17 Oct 2025
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Oct 17, 2025 |
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She got her wish | + 11 more jokes | 14 Oct 2025
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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Girlfriend or Dog? | + 15 more jokes | 10 Oct 2025
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Oct 10, 2025 |
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Aspirin | + 13 more jokes | 07 Oct 2025
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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What's a challenge for fat people? | + 12 more jokes | 03 Oct 2025
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Oct 03, 2025 |
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Elevator | + 19 more jokes | 30 Sep 2025
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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Just a joke | + 7 more jokes | 26 Sep 2025
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Sep 26, 2025 |
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Guy sits down in a bar… | + 8 more jokes | 23 Sep 2025
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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Friends are like snowflakes. | + 14 more jokes | 19 Sep 2025
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Sep 19, 2025 |
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what is 6.9? | + 16 more jokes | 16 Sep 2025
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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Whenever I eat her buns I get sick | + 11 more jokes | 12 Sep 2025
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Sep 12, 2025 |
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Love is like a fart. | + 15 more jokes | 09 Sep 2025
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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What is a zebra? | + 12 more jokes | 05 Sep 2025
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Sep 05, 2025 |
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Fall | + 16 more jokes | 02 Sep 2025
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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Was told to get fucked | + 15 more jokes | 29 Aug 2025
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Aug 29, 2025 |
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Asked question | + 20 more jokes | 26 Aug 2025
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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NSFW | + 17 more jokes | 22 Aug 2025
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Aug 22, 2025 |
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I fucked a bottle of olive oil. | + 14 more jokes | 19 Aug 2025
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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Making bread | + 10 more jokes | 15 Aug 2025
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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Saw a gay spider today | + 17 more jokes | 12 Aug 2025
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Aug 12, 2025 |
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Limerick | + 15 more jokes | 08 Aug 2025
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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Perverts | + 18 more jokes | 05 Aug 2025
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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Male potato | + 15 more jokes | 01 Aug 2025
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Aug 01, 2025 |
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I saw Stephen Hawking wanking | + 18 more jokes | 29 Jul 2025
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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I named her titties | + 9 more jokes | 25 Jul 2025
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Jul 25, 2025 |
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Whaler | + 13 more jokes | 22 Jul 2025
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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I went to college for slave ownership. | + 10 more jokes | 18 Jul 2025
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Jul 18, 2025 |
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Threesome. | + 14 more jokes | 15 Jul 2025
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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I like my women to be like Covid | + 12 more jokes | 11 Jul 2025
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Jul 11, 2025 |
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Why are there no ghost parents? | + 17 more jokes | 08 Jul 2025
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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Yo mama is so ugly | + 16 more jokes | 04 Jul 2025
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Jul 04, 2025 |
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Condoms | + 19 more jokes | 01 Jul 2025
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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Blind guy | + 12 more jokes | 27 Jun 2025
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Jun 27, 2025 |
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Across the street | + 12 more jokes | 24 Jun 2025
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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What is E.T short for? | + 15 more jokes | 20 Jun 2025
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Jun 20, 2025 |
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how do pirates have sex? | + 16 more jokes | 17 Jun 2025
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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Facts | + 10 more jokes | 13 Jun 2025
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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Spouse | + 18 more jokes | 10 Jun 2025
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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She calls me apple | + 8 more jokes | 06 Jun 2025
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Jun 06, 2025 |
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A man walks into a nightclub. | + 15 more jokes | 03 Jun 2025
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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What's a sardine? | + 10 more jokes | 30 May 2025
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May 30, 2025 |
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I brought up anal. | + 18 more jokes | 27 May 2025
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May 27, 2025 |
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Yo momma is such a ho! | + 18 more jokes | 23 May 2025
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May 23, 2025 |
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I went for a massage | + 18 more jokes | 20 May 2025
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May 20, 2025 |
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Why is life like a dick? | + 14 more jokes | 16 May 2025
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May 16, 2025 |
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Grandad. | + 20 more jokes | 13 May 2025
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May 13, 2025 |
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How do skeletons have sex? | + 16 more jokes | 09 May 2025
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May 09, 2025 |
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How do you milk sheep? | + 20 more jokes | 06 May 2025
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May 06, 2025 |
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What is grammar? | + 18 more jokes | 02 May 2025
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May 02, 2025 |
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? | + 20 more jokes | 29 Apr 2025
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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I don't use condoms. | + 20 more jokes | 25 Apr 2025
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Apr 25, 2025 |
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An Easter joke for grown ups. | + 16 more jokes | 22 Apr 2025
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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Religion is like having a penis | + 19 more jokes | 18 Apr 2025
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Apr 18, 2025 |
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Engagement party | + 18 more jokes | 15 Apr 2025
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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Quickie? | + 18 more jokes | 11 Apr 2025
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Apr 11, 2025 |
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Suspicious wife | + 19 more jokes | 08 Apr 2025
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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What do you call a single sperm | + 18 more jokes | 04 Apr 2025
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Apr 04, 2025 |
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Having sex can make your day | + 18 more jokes | 01 Apr 2025
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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The Avon lady… | + 13 more jokes | 28 Mar 2025
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Mar 28, 2025 |
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Windy day | + 17 more jokes | 25 Mar 2025
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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No shit | + 18 more jokes | 21 Mar 2025
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Mar 21, 2025 |
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what do you call a perverted lion? | + 18 more jokes | 18 Mar 2025
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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Flowers for his girlfriend | + 18 more jokes | 14 Mar 2025
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Mar 14, 2025 |
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I organize a threesome last night | + 18 more jokes | 11 Mar 2025
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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Why don't Asians drive BMW? | + 17 more jokes | 07 Mar 2025
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Mar 07, 2025 |
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Office party | + 18 more jokes | 04 Mar 2025
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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Why is poop like love? | + 20 more jokes | 28 Feb 2025
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Feb 28, 2025 |
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How do you have phone sex? | + 18 more jokes | 25 Feb 2025
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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It isn’t premarital sex if | + 16 more jokes | 21 Feb 2025
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Feb 21, 2025 |
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I do not like casual sex | + 13 more jokes | 18 Feb 2025
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Gay people so mean. | + 19 more jokes | 14 Feb 2025
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Feb 14, 2025 |
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I kissed a girl and I liked it | + 15 more jokes | 11 Feb 2025
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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Misplaced panties | + 16 more jokes | 07 Feb 2025
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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Bob the Mailman | + 18 more jokes | 04 Feb 2025
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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What comes after 69? | + 19 more jokes | 31 Jan 2025
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Jan 31, 2025 |
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Titties are like trains. | + 18 more jokes | 28 Jan 2025
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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Life is like a penis | + 16 more jokes | 24 Jan 2025
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Jan 24, 2025 |
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Bucking Sex Rodeo | + 13 more jokes | 21 Jan 2025
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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How often do you have sex? | + 18 more jokes | 17 Jan 2025
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Jan 17, 2025 |
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When are houses sexual? | + 19 more jokes | 14 Jan 2025
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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Roses are red | + 13 more jokes | 10 Jan 2025
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Jan 10, 2025 |
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Turn off the lights | + 19 more jokes | 07 Jan 2025
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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Sex is like pizza | + 13 more jokes | 03 Jan 2025
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Jan 03, 2025 |
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Is buttcheeks one word? | + 13 more jokes | 31 Dec 2024
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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Warning! +18 | + 14 more jokes | 27 Dec 2024
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Dec 27, 2024 |
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I recently joined a nudist colony | + 10 more jokes | 24 Dec 2024
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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What do you call Frosty’s wife? | + 8 more jokes | 20 Dec 2024
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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Having sex is like riding a bike | + 16 more jokes | 17 Dec 2024
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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Two ladies | + 15 more jokes | 13 Dec 2024
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Dec 13, 2024 |
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Success is like being pregnant. | + 14 more jokes | 10 Dec 2024
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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Hear me out on this. | + 12 more jokes | 06 Dec 2024
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Dec 06, 2024 |
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I made her call me Hoover | + 16 more jokes | 03 Dec 2024
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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The Milkman and the Blonde | + 8 more jokes | 29 Nov 2024
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Nov 29, 2024 |
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How do you circumcise a redneck? | + 16 more jokes | 26 Nov 2024
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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My friend Hugh | + 19 more jokes | 22 Nov 2024
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Nov 22, 2024 |
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I'm so sexy | + 19 more jokes | 19 Nov 2024
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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What does a robot do when having sex? | + 11 more jokes | 15 Nov 2024
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Nov 15, 2024 |
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I've never paid for sex! | + 19 more jokes | 12 Nov 2024
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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What does a cowboy eat at night? | + 9 more jokes | 08 Nov 2024
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Nov 08, 2024 |
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It’s hard to gaslight dogs | + 15 more jokes | 05 Nov 2024
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Dear autocorrect… | + 14 more jokes | 01 Nov 2024
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Nov 01, 2024 |
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Pollen comes | + 18 more jokes | 29 Oct 2024
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Why do cops hate No Nut November? | + 13 more jokes | 25 Oct 2024
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Oct 25, 2024 |
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how is a penis like a paycheck? | + 13 more jokes | 22 Oct 2024
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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Why is iron man so brave? | + 8 more jokes | 18 Oct 2024
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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I met a guy once | + 12 more jokes | 15 Oct 2024
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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What do you call sex with a priest | + 9 more jokes | 11 Oct 2024
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Oct 11, 2024 |
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I met a gay couple from Ireland on my cruise. | + 13 more jokes | 08 Oct 2024
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. | + 14 more jokes | 04 Oct 2024
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Oct 04, 2024 |
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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. | + 18 more jokes | 01 Oct 2024
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? | + 18 more jokes | 27 Sep 2024
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Sep 27, 2024 |
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I cut open a dog and found $50 | + 19 more jokes | 24 Sep 2024
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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I'm still thinking of how to combine my love of erotica with exercise | + 17 more jokes | 20 Sep 2024
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Sep 20, 2024 |
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The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd like to masturbate in the cup. | + 20 more jokes | 17 Sep 2024
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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Scientists have begin studying the effects of marijuana on sea birds | + 10 more jokes | 13 Sep 2024
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Sep 13, 2024 |
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My wife caught me masturbating to an optical illusion. | + 17 more jokes | 10 Sep 2024
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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Recently my Girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back | + 9 more jokes | 06 Sep 2024
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Sep 06, 2024 |
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After wandering in the desert, I met two beautiful women who asked me for a threesome | + 16 more jokes | 03 Sep 2024
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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Boobs are like Lego | + 11 more jokes | 30 Aug 2024
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Aug 30, 2024 |
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Is buttcheeks all one word? | + 20 more jokes | 28 Aug 2024
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Aug 26, 2024 |