Couple of Blokes

By David 'The Ox' Schwarz and Mark 'Marko' Allen

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Couple of Blokes is a podcast hosted by former AFL star David 'Ox' Schwarz, and former Tour Pro Golfer Mark 'Marko' Allen.

Every Wednesday Ox and Marko are bang up for solving the worlds problems often over a couple of quiet brewski's. They talk life, relationships, footy, golf, with an assortment of ridiculous segments. Get around it before they come to their senses and realise they're actually pretty ordinary at this podcast caper and go back to watching nonstop Kayo Sports.

Executive Producer: Kaizen Media.

Sound Design: Loud Zebra.

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Episode Date
Ep73: Ox Suspended From His Own Segment, Marko Hates on Councils, and Perth Cops a Whack
Jul 09, 2024
Ep72: Ox 'We Need XXXL for Overweight ex-AFL Players' & Marko: 'Old People Are Stupid'
Jul 02, 2024
Voicemail: From Mick
Jun 27, 2024
Ep71: Marko Reveals His Secret Massage Fantasy, and Why Does Ox have 8 Grand in Fines?
Jun 25, 2024
Ep70: Ox 'Don't Start Me on F***ing Golf Clubs', and When a Bucks Night Went Pear-Shaped.
Jun 18, 2024
Ep69: Ox: 'If I Went on a Cruise, I'd Roll off the Boat', and Marko: 'Put Your Dog Down'
Jun 11, 2024
Bonus: AFL Kings Birthday Weekend Footy Preview
Jun 07, 2024
Ep68: Why Ox Loves 'Kiss Cam', Markos 'Sexy & Raunchy' Dream Problem, & Ox Lines Up JJJ
Jun 04, 2024
Ep67: Ox & Marko's Beauty Regimes, Celebrity Roasts, & Why Ox Has a Problem with Dale Thomas
May 28, 2024
Ep66: The Ox: "These Days I Walk Into a Pizza Hut and Put On 4 kilos" plus Baby Reindeer, Massive Chooks, & 'Stupid' Dogs
May 21, 2024
Ox's 'Hand Sandy' Radio Commercial
May 21, 2024
Best Of: Appalling Behaviour From Golf Pro's ** Content Warning **
May 16, 2024
Best Of: Ox Reveals the Demons End of Season Trip 'Footy Trip Drinking Game'
May 12, 2024
Best Of: Marko Gets Hit on by a Cop...or Does He ?
May 09, 2024
Best Of: The Ox's Mum Calls, and Smashes the Big Guy Live
May 06, 2024
Best Of: Marko's OnlyFans Faux Pas
May 02, 2024
Ep65: Ox 'Mr Bean is Stupid' & Marko 'I'm Upset With How Trish is Doing My Laundry'
Apr 30, 2024
Bonus: Huge Developments on Ox's 'Hand Sandy' Business Idea
Apr 28, 2024
Ep64: Ox 'Nerf Guns Should Fire Dog Turds', Why Marko Lost His License, & Joel the Dumbarse
Apr 23, 2024
Bonus: Ox: 'AFL Will Never Do Round Zero Again' & Ox & Marko Revise Their Flag Favourites
Apr 23, 2024
Ep63: Is Marko a Cooker? Ox's Chinese Restaurant Theory. Marko Calls Plums 'A Stupid Fruit'.
Apr 16, 2024
Ep62: Ox's Billion Dollar Business Idea, Marko's Hot Balls, and the Perfect Murder
Apr 09, 2024
Bonus: Ox: 'Demons Win in a Canter, West Coast the Worst Team Since Fitzroy'
Apr 04, 2024
Ep61: Does Marko have a Wanky New Gig? And Ox Pervs on a Male Joggers Rig
Apr 02, 2024
Ep60: Wayne 'The Duck' Carey Live; Ricky Ponting Update; and Ox's Kids Have an 'Intervention'
Mar 26, 2024
Bonus: The Ox Comes Face to Face with Trev the Burglar
Mar 21, 2024
Ep59: The Ox 'SEN Saved My Life' & Why Marko is Upset With Ricky Ponting
Mar 19, 2024
Ep58: Weddings Gone Wrong, Ox's Joint Burgled by a Dumbarse, & Mates Behaving Badly
Mar 12, 2024
Ep57: Ox: 'The Demons Troubles will get Worse', Marko: 'Cricket Australia Have Dropped the Ball'
Mar 05, 2024
Bonus: *Content Warning* When Golf Pros Behave VERY Badly
Feb 28, 2024
Ep56: Ox Reveals Dees Footy Trip Secrets, Marko's Bedroom Problem
Feb 27, 2024
Ep55: Marko is Hit on by a Cop, Ox's Food Poisoning, Naughty Nurses & Sexy Schoolteachers.
Feb 20, 2024
Bonus: Marko's Sexy Superman Outfit. Success on Valentines Day? Or Not?
Feb 15, 2024
Ep54: Marko Reveals His 'Sexy' Valentines Outfit, Why Ox Loves Black Mambas, We Chat David Attenborough's Death
Feb 13, 2024
Ep53: Ox Is Hungover, He Gets Rinsed by his Mum live, Marko May be Getting Divorced
Feb 06, 2024
Ep52: KFC vs Mackas, Ox Holds a Grudge Against His Mum & We Chat Billy Karts!
Jan 30, 2024
Ep51: Marko's Dodgy Social Media Activity, Ox's Disastrous Holiday, & Whipper-Snipper Issues
Jan 23, 2024
Best Of: Marko Strikes Out, But Ends Up Winning Big
Jan 19, 2024
Best Of: Online Shopping When You're Drunk. Good or Bad Idea ?
Jan 16, 2024
Best Of: When Texting Goes Bad
Jan 13, 2024
Best Of: When Nursing Gets Graphic
Jan 10, 2024
Best Of: And Then a Hero Comes Along, With the Strength To Carry On
Jan 06, 2024
Best Of: The Most Incredible Sports Story Ever
Jan 03, 2024
Best Of: Marko Wins a Car....Or Does He ?
Dec 30, 2023
Farewell 2023, Looking forward to 2024 !
Dec 27, 2023
Ep50: Ox's Boxing Day BBQ, Frasier vs Cheers, & Christmas/NY Road Trips
Dec 26, 2023
Ep49: Christmas Brownlow, Why is Marko Upset With His Family? And Why Ox's Mum Threatened Eddie McGuire.
Dec 19, 2023
Ep48 (finally): Age Differences: What is Too Much? Ox's Twisties Relapse, Marko's Lawn is Defaced
Dec 13, 2023
Ep48 (sort of): The Apology Edition
Dec 12, 2023
Bonus Episode: Cyclone Jasper & Family Member Dargz
Dec 12, 2023
Ep47: Lawn Porn, Taser Update, and Christmas Tree Timing
Dec 05, 2023
Ep46: Tantrums over Sandwiches, Bad Behaviour on WhatsApp, and the Pod Goes Pear-Shaped.
Nov 28, 2023
Ep45: Ox & Marko's First Crush, Hangovers, Albino's and Stupid Words
Nov 21, 2023
Ep44: Marko Following 'Hot Gray Mums' on Insta, Hairy Toes & Jesus Sandals
Nov 14, 2023
Ep43: Dark Secrets, Oompa Loompa's, and the 'Most Disgraceful Country in the World'
Nov 07, 2023
Ep42: Ox Gets Probation, and Signs You're Getting Old
Oct 31, 2023
Ep41: How Marko Proposed, BMX Accidents & Bum Breaking Incidents
Oct 24, 2023
Ep40: 'The Shiftiest Caller We've Ever Had on the Show"
Oct 17, 2023
Ep39: Marko gets Emotional, Ox Speedo's Update, & More KT26 Chat
Oct 10, 2023
Ep38: Fat Farm update **Ox Gets Graphic** & Marko's New Hobby
Oct 03, 2023
Ep37: Ox 'Fat Pills' Update, Marko 'I Used to be a Wanker'
Sep 26, 2023
Pies Legend Nick Maxwell Talks Prelims With Ox & Marko
Sep 20, 2023
Ep36: Why Marko Hates Nuns & Cyclists, Ox Has a 'Hubba Bubba' Incident
Sep 19, 2023
Ep35: Ox's New Look, Tinder, Laundromats & Falling Asleep at the Movies
Sep 12, 2023
Ep34: Why Can't Teenagers Talk Like Normal People?
Sep 05, 2023
Ep33: Marko Criticises Beer, Ox Reveals a Veeeery Personal 'Hobby'
Aug 29, 2023
Ep32: The Ox Gets Drunk and Goes Online Shopping
Aug 22, 2023
Ep31: Stupid Bets, Badly Behaved Dogs & Ox Defames An Entire Occupation
Aug 15, 2023
Ep30: Sausage Dogs, Dermott Brereton & Alby Mangels
Aug 08, 2023
Ep29: Eating Food in Supermarkets: Yes or No? And Marko Loves Tradies.
Aug 01, 2023
Ep28: A Team Member Receives An Official HR Warning
Jul 25, 2023
Ep27: Dodgy Neighbours - Stakeouts, Megaphones and Hoses
Jul 18, 2023
Ep26: Ox Names the Dirtiest Footy Players He Played Against
Jul 11, 2023
Ep25: Ox 'Luke Darcy is Soft' & Maybe Heroes Do Wear Capes
Jul 04, 2023
Bonus Episode: Lunch is on Ox & Marko
Jun 30, 2023
Ep24: Aliens, Taylor Swift, and Tom Cruise
Jun 27, 2023
Ep23: Ox: If I Wasn't a Demon, I'd Be a Collingwood Person
Jun 20, 2023
Ep22: Jockeys, Rangas, & Ox's Underwear Problem
Jun 13, 2023
Ep21: Nose Rings, Nasal Hair and Nudists
Jun 06, 2023
Ep20: Marko "I'm An Out of Work Rockstar"
May 30, 2023
Ep19: Accidental Text Messages & Fave Colognes
May 23, 2023
Ep18: Ox's Heroic Act, and Basketball Royalty!
May 16, 2023
Ep17: Marko's Special Ringtone for Ox
May 09, 2023
Ep16: XXX Rated
May 02, 2023
Ep15: You'll Think About It Next Time Muppet
Apr 25, 2023
Ep14: Ox: My Son Looks Like An Idiot
Apr 18, 2023
Ep13: Ox: 'Icehouse Are a Terrible Band'
Apr 11, 2023
Bonus Episode: Your Votes Are In - Chicken on Pizza
Apr 05, 2023
Ep12: Don't Shoot the Fat One
Apr 04, 2023
Ep11: Chicken on Pizza: Yes or No?
Mar 28, 2023
Special Episode: Millie's Story
Mar 27, 2023
Ep10: Marko Tries To Chat Up Paris Hilton
Mar 21, 2023
Ep9: Marko: I'm Not Getting Any Action
Mar 14, 2023
Ep8: Plane Etiquette
Mar 07, 2023
Ep7: Revealed: The Truth About Pat Rafter
Feb 28, 2023
Ep6: What's in Chicken Nuggets?
Feb 21, 2023
Trailer 2: Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers
Feb 19, 2023
Ep5: When You Know Your Partner's No Good
Feb 14, 2023
Ep4: Ox & Marko Reveal Their 'Leave Passes'
Feb 07, 2023
Ep3: Marko Commits a Dog Act
Jan 31, 2023
Ep2: Sex Addiction
Jan 24, 2023
Ep1: If I Wear a Cardigan, Can We Still Be Mates?
Jan 17, 2023
Pilot: The Most Dangerous Supermarket Aisle
Jan 10, 2023
Trailer: Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers
Jan 09, 2023