Couple of Blokes
By David 'The Ox' Schwarz and Mark 'Marko' Allen
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Couple of Blokes is a podcast hosted by former AFL star David 'Ox' Schwarz, and former Tour Pro Golfer Mark 'Marko' Allen.
Every Wednesday Ox and Marko are bang up for solving the worlds problems often over a couple of quiet brewski's. They talk life, relationships, footy, golf, with an assortment of ridiculous segments. Get around it before they come to their senses and realise they're actually pretty ordinary at this podcast caper and go back to watching nonstop Kayo Sports.
Executive Producer: Kaizen Media.
Sound Design: Loud Zebra.
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Best Of: Appalling Behaviour From Golf Pro's ** Content Warning **
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May 16, 2024 |
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Best Of: Ox Reveals the Demons End of Season Trip 'Footy Trip Drinking Game'
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May 12, 2024 |
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Best Of: Marko Gets Hit on by a Cop...or Does He ?
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May 09, 2024 |
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Best Of: The Ox's Mum Calls, and Smashes the Big Guy Live
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May 06, 2024 |
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Best Of: Marko's OnlyFans Faux Pas
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May 02, 2024 |
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Ep65: Ox 'Mr Bean is Stupid' & Marko 'I'm Upset With How Trish is Doing My Laundry'
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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Bonus: Huge Developments on Ox's 'Hand Sandy' Business Idea
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Apr 28, 2024 |
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Ep64: Ox 'Nerf Guns Should Fire Dog Turds', Why Marko Lost His License, & Joel the Dumbarse
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Bonus: Ox: 'AFL Will Never Do Round Zero Again' & Ox & Marko Revise Their Flag Favourites
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Ep63: Is Marko a Cooker? Ox's Chinese Restaurant Theory. Marko Calls Plums 'A Stupid Fruit'.
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Ep62: Ox's Billion Dollar Business Idea, Marko's Hot Balls, and the Perfect Murder
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Bonus: Ox: 'Demons Win in a Canter, West Coast the Worst Team Since Fitzroy'
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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Ep61: Does Marko have a Wanky New Gig? And Ox Pervs on a Male Joggers Rig
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Ep60: Wayne 'The Duck' Carey Live; Ricky Ponting Update; and Ox's Kids Have an 'Intervention'
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Bonus: The Ox Comes Face to Face with Trev the Burglar
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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Ep59: The Ox 'SEN Saved My Life' & Why Marko is Upset With Ricky Ponting
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Ep58: Weddings Gone Wrong, Ox's Joint Burgled by a Dumbarse, & Mates Behaving Badly
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Ep57: Ox: 'The Demons Troubles will get Worse', Marko: 'Cricket Australia Have Dropped the Ball'
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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Bonus: *Content Warning* When Golf Pros Behave VERY Badly
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Ep56: Ox Reveals Dees Footy Trip Secrets, Marko's Bedroom Problem
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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Ep55: Marko is Hit on by a Cop, Ox's Food Poisoning, Naughty Nurses & Sexy Schoolteachers.
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Bonus: Marko's Sexy Superman Outfit. Success on Valentines Day? Or Not?
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Ep54: Marko Reveals His 'Sexy' Valentines Outfit, Why Ox Loves Black Mambas, We Chat David Attenborough's Death
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Ep53: Ox Is Hungover, He Gets Rinsed by his Mum live, Marko May be Getting Divorced
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Ep52: KFC vs Mackas, Ox Holds a Grudge Against His Mum & We Chat Billy Karts!
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Ep51: Marko's Dodgy Social Media Activity, Ox's Disastrous Holiday, & Whipper-Snipper Issues
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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Best Of: Marko Strikes Out, But Ends Up Winning Big
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Best Of: Online Shopping When You're Drunk. Good or Bad Idea ?
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Best Of: When Texting Goes Bad
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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Best Of: When Nursing Gets Graphic
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Jan 10, 2024 |
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Best Of: And Then a Hero Comes Along, With the Strength To Carry On
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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Best Of: The Most Incredible Sports Story Ever
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Best Of: Marko Wins a Car....Or Does He ?
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Dec 30, 2023 |
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Farewell 2023, Looking forward to 2024 !
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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Ep50: Ox's Boxing Day BBQ, Frasier vs Cheers, & Christmas/NY Road Trips
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Dec 26, 2023 |
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Ep49: Christmas Brownlow, Why is Marko Upset With His Family? And Why Ox's Mum Threatened Eddie McGuire.
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Dec 19, 2023 |
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Ep48 (finally): Age Differences: What is Too Much? Ox's Twisties Relapse, Marko's Lawn is Defaced
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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Ep48 (sort of): The Apology Edition
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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Bonus Episode: Cyclone Jasper & Family Member Dargz
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Dec 12, 2023 |
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Ep47: Lawn Porn, Taser Update, and Christmas Tree Timing
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Dec 05, 2023 |
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Ep46: Tantrums over Sandwiches, Bad Behaviour on WhatsApp, and the Pod Goes Pear-Shaped.
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Nov 28, 2023 |
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Ep45: Ox & Marko's First Crush, Hangovers, Albino's and Stupid Words
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Nov 21, 2023 |
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Ep44: Marko Following 'Hot Gray Mums' on Insta, Hairy Toes & Jesus Sandals
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Nov 14, 2023 |
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Ep43: Dark Secrets, Oompa Loompa's, and the 'Most Disgraceful Country in the World'
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Nov 07, 2023 |
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Ep42: Ox Gets Probation, and Signs You're Getting Old
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Oct 31, 2023 |
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Ep41: How Marko Proposed, BMX Accidents & Bum Breaking Incidents
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Oct 24, 2023 |
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Ep40: 'The Shiftiest Caller We've Ever Had on the Show"
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Oct 17, 2023 |
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Ep39: Marko gets Emotional, Ox Speedo's Update, & More KT26 Chat
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Oct 10, 2023 |
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Ep38: Fat Farm update **Ox Gets Graphic** & Marko's New Hobby
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Oct 03, 2023 |
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Ep37: Ox 'Fat Pills' Update, Marko 'I Used to be a Wanker'
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Sep 26, 2023 |
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Pies Legend Nick Maxwell Talks Prelims With Ox & Marko
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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Ep36: Why Marko Hates Nuns & Cyclists, Ox Has a 'Hubba Bubba' Incident
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Sep 19, 2023 |
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Ep35: Ox's New Look, Tinder, Laundromats & Falling Asleep at the Movies
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Ep34: Why Can't Teenagers Talk Like Normal People?
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Sep 05, 2023 |
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Ep33: Marko Criticises Beer, Ox Reveals a Veeeery Personal 'Hobby'
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Aug 29, 2023 |
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Ep32: The Ox Gets Drunk and Goes Online Shopping
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Aug 22, 2023 |
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Ep31: Stupid Bets, Badly Behaved Dogs & Ox Defames An Entire Occupation
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Aug 15, 2023 |
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Ep30: Sausage Dogs, Dermott Brereton & Alby Mangels
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Aug 08, 2023 |
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Ep29: Eating Food in Supermarkets: Yes or No? And Marko Loves Tradies.
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Aug 01, 2023 |
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Ep28: A Team Member Receives An Official HR Warning
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Jul 25, 2023 |
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Ep27: Dodgy Neighbours - Stakeouts, Megaphones and Hoses
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Jul 18, 2023 |
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Ep26: Ox Names the Dirtiest Footy Players He Played Against
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Jul 11, 2023 |
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Ep25: Ox 'Luke Darcy is Soft' & Maybe Heroes Do Wear Capes
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Jul 04, 2023 |
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Bonus Episode: Lunch is on Ox & Marko
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Jun 30, 2023 |
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Ep24: Aliens, Taylor Swift, and Tom Cruise
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Jun 27, 2023 |
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Ep23: Ox: If I Wasn't a Demon, I'd Be a Collingwood Person
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Jun 20, 2023 |
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Ep22: Jockeys, Rangas, & Ox's Underwear Problem
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Jun 13, 2023 |
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Ep21: Nose Rings, Nasal Hair and Nudists
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Jun 06, 2023 |
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Ep20: Marko "I'm An Out of Work Rockstar"
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May 30, 2023 |
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Ep19: Accidental Text Messages & Fave Colognes
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May 23, 2023 |
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Ep18: Ox's Heroic Act, and Basketball Royalty!
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May 16, 2023 |
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Ep17: Marko's Special Ringtone for Ox
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May 09, 2023 |
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Ep16: XXX Rated
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May 02, 2023 |
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Ep15: You'll Think About It Next Time Muppet
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Apr 25, 2023 |
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Ep14: Ox: My Son Looks Like An Idiot
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Apr 18, 2023 |
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Ep13: Ox: 'Icehouse Are a Terrible Band'
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Apr 11, 2023 |
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Bonus Episode: Your Votes Are In - Chicken on Pizza
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Apr 05, 2023 |
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Ep12: Don't Shoot the Fat One
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Apr 04, 2023 |
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Ep11: Chicken on Pizza: Yes or No?
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Mar 28, 2023 |
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Special Episode: Millie's Story
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Mar 27, 2023 |
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Ep10: Marko Tries To Chat Up Paris Hilton
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Mar 21, 2023 |
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Ep9: Marko: I'm Not Getting Any Action
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Mar 14, 2023 |
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Ep8: Plane Etiquette
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Mar 07, 2023 |
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Ep7: Revealed: The Truth About Pat Rafter
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Feb 28, 2023 |
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Ep6: What's in Chicken Nuggets?
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Feb 21, 2023 |
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Trailer 2: Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers
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Feb 19, 2023 |
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Ep5: When You Know Your Partner's No Good
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Feb 14, 2023 |
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Ep4: Ox & Marko Reveal Their 'Leave Passes'
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Feb 07, 2023 |
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Ep3: Marko Commits a Dog Act
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Jan 31, 2023 |
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Ep2: Sex Addiction
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Jan 24, 2023 |
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Ep1: If I Wear a Cardigan, Can We Still Be Mates?
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Jan 17, 2023 |
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Pilot: The Most Dangerous Supermarket Aisle
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Jan 10, 2023 |
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Trailer: Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers
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Jan 09, 2023 |