The Upshot
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The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.Check out our semi-legendary newsletter that goes to 100,000+ subscribers: http://www.upshot.email?utm_source=poddescriptionAnd our Twitter account, where we dig into the archives and spill classic tales from the past: http://www.twitter.com/upshottowers
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Alan Sugar bollocks Jamie Redknapp, Shaq’s pornstar party and more of the funniest stories this week | Extra shot
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Oct 09, 2025 |
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Muhammad Ali: the icon with a naughty streak (part one)
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Oct 07, 2025 |
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Michael van Gerwen’s kebab shop scrap | Extra shot
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Oct 02, 2025 |
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Serial killers and shagging on the green: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part two)
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Sep 30, 2025 |
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Jermaine Jenas hits Hooters | Extra shot
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Sep 25, 2025 |
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Cocaine and wife swapping: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part one)
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Sep 23, 2025 |
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Carlos Alcaraz’s love triangle with Jannik Sinner | Extra shot
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Sep 18, 2025 |
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Shove it up your bollocks: Roy Keane’s Saipan meltdown
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Sep 16, 2025 |
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Lamine Yamal ships in 70 playboy bunnies | Extra shot
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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Jermain Defoe: boobsmacked
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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Alexander Isak’s secret trip back to Newcastle | Extra shot
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Sep 04, 2025 |
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Big Sam: a surprisingly scandalous story
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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Bellingham family banned from the dressing room | Extra shot
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Aug 28, 2025 |
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Jake Humphrey: LinkedIn’s favourite son
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Aug 26, 2025 |
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Jannik Sinner’s Brazilian butt lift | Extra shot
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Aug 21, 2025 |
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Nightmare on Wearside: Sunderland’s decade from hell
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Aug 19, 2025 |
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Evel Knievel: what goes up must come down (with Horatio Gould) | Part three
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Aug 15, 2025 |
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Lamine Yamal and Ibiza Final Boss collide | Extra shot
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Aug 14, 2025 |
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Evel Knievel: bones heal and chicks dig scars (with Horatio Gould) | Part two
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Aug 12, 2025 |
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Luke Littler’s driving test disaster | Extra shot
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Aug 07, 2025 |
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Evel Knievel: America’s dastardly daredevil (with Horatio Gould) | Part one
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Aug 05, 2025 |
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Chloe Kelly on the sesh | Extra shot
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Jul 31, 2025 |
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Kevin Pietersen: f*ck i’m good, just ask me (with Fin Taylor) | Part two
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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Inside Daniel Dubois' 'insane' pre-fight house party | Extra shot
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Jul 24, 2025 |
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Kevin Pietersen: England’s arsehole genius (with Fin Taylor) | Part one
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Jul 22, 2025 |
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Oasis: a family full of eccentrics | Part 1 (Free Patreon episode)
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Jul 18, 2025 |
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Lamine Yamal’s super seedy 18th | Extra shot
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Jul 17, 2025 |
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Novak Djokovic: a little party never killed nobody (with Josh Berry) | Part two
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Jul 15, 2025 |
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What Robbie Savage’s colleagues really think about him | Extra shot
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Jul 10, 2025 |
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Novak Djokovic: magic potions and mafia car chases (with Josh Berry) | Part one
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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Saudi football’s first sex scandal | Extra shot
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Jul 03, 2025 |
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Mark Bosnich: it was a joke and I’m so sorry (with The Grade Cricketer)
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Jul 01, 2025 |
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We went dogging on Wimbledon Common
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Jun 26, 2025 |
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Rio Ferdinand: he’s da soul snatcher (part two)
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Jun 24, 2025 |
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Michael Carroll: the Lotto lout (patreon teaser)
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Jun 23, 2025 |
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The Scouse Hitler
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Jun 19, 2025 |
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Rio Ferdinand: the geezers were going yeahhhhh (part one)
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Jun 17, 2025 |
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Quincy Promes is coming home
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Jun 12, 2025 |
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Spice Boys: Liverpool’s naughty 90s
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Jun 10, 2025 |
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Salt Bae kicked out of the Champions League afterparty
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Jun 05, 2025 |
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Drug lord midfielders and strikers sold for sausages: The Upshot v Rest of the World
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Jun 03, 2025 |
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A drunken dressing room scrap with two teenagers
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May 29, 2025 |
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Bank robbers and porn kings: football’s craziest owners
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May 27, 2025 |
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Kieran Trippier’s strip club stitch up
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May 22, 2025 |
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Gary and Wayne Lineker: naughty and nice
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May 20, 2025 |
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Arne Slot on the sesh in Ibiza
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May 15, 2025 |
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Ryan Giggs: he was always a dirty dog (part two)
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May 13, 2025 |
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Adolescence star Stephen Graham’s referee meltdown
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May 08, 2025 |
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Ryan Giggs: I scored first bruv (part one)
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May 06, 2025 |
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Cole Palmer’s Dubai dealer and bong hits at the NFL draft
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May 01, 2025 |
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Chris Eubank: never touch another man’s bonbons (part two)
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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FIFA threatens to sue The Upshot
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Apr 24, 2025 |
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Chris Eubank: the fruitiest man on the planet (part one)
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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Luis Suarez bites again
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Apr 17, 2025 |
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Wonderkids gone wild: gold AK47s and pornstars
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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Elton John’s grubby game of dice
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Apr 10, 2025 |
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Garrincha: guns, goats and government brothels (part two)
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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Was Shane Warne killed by Viagra?
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Apr 03, 2025 |
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Garrincha: he lost his virginity to a goat (part one)
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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Trent Alexander-Arnold MILF hunting in Madrid
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Mar 27, 2025 |
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Micah Richards: grinning with debauched pleasure
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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Conor McGregor ruins St Patrick’s Day
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Mar 20, 2025 |
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I got cucked by Biggie Smalls: basketball’s batshit ballers
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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Olympic star named FBI’s Most Wanted
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Mar 13, 2025 |
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Dennis Wise: I’ve never seen anyone that drunk
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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Cole Palmer’s steamy sauna revelation
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Mar 06, 2025 |
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Gazza: dancing naked on the table
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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Diego Costa’s Bible bonk
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Feb 27, 2025 |
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David Icke: a goalkeeper gone gaga
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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Mr Bean sparks a bitter sporting feud
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Feb 20, 2025 |
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Danny Cipriani: he is the Cheeky Boy
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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Iniesta’s secret gun smuggling plot
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Feb 13, 2025 |
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Andy van der Meyde: I craved naked women
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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Iker Casillas lost in f*ckland
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Feb 06, 2025 |
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Eric Cantona: a seedier part of town (part two)
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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Serie A legend arrested for coke smuggling
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Jan 30, 2025 |
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Eric Cantona: do not resist the forbidden fruit (part one)
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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John Terry returns to haunt Wayne Bridge
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Jan 23, 2025 |
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Nick Kyrgios: he banged your girlfriend bro
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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Is Jake Humphrey a bellend?
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Jan 16, 2025 |
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Maradona the manager: keep on sucking (part 2)
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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Boca Juniors’ syphilis outbreak
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Jan 09, 2025 |
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Maradona the manager: all the gear but no idea (part 1)
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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Burglars, bullseyes, and bathtubs of wine: let’s play darts!
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Jan 02, 2025 |
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Jordan Henderson’s Amsterdam sauna adventures
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Dec 31, 2024 |
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Poison attacks and cannibal scientists: the twisted world of ballet
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Dec 27, 2024 |
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Drug smuggling wingers and tasered England stars: 2024’s wildest stories
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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Liverpool’s coke-fuelled Christmas bash
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Dec 19, 2024 |
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George Best: where did it all go wrong? (part two)
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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Sobbing and screaming at the Pogba witch trials
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Dec 12, 2024 |
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George Best: booze, Bond girls and bust-ups (part one)
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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Mesut Ozil’s mugger speaks out
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Dec 05, 2024 |
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Hulk Hogan: sex, lies and videotape
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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Yet another David Coote scandal
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Nov 28, 2024 |
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Jack Grealish: the best thing since sliced veg
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Nov 27, 2024 |
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Conor McGregor tracks down his teenage tormentors
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Nov 21, 2024 |
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Mike Tyson: I’ll eat your children (part 3)
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Nov 20, 2024 |
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Mike Tyson: end of an eara (part two)
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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Refs on the sesh and Des Lynam’s saucy past
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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Mike Tyson: the scariest man on the planet (part one)
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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Jar Jar Bonks: Episode III
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Nov 07, 2024 |
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Erik Ten Hag: the damned United
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Vinicius Junior’s sad 7am sesh
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Oct 31, 2024 |
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Hamraoui Affair: civil war at PSG (pt.2)
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Oct 30, 2024 |
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Masked hitmen and flings with Eric Abidal: the Hamraoui Affair (pt.1)
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Zinchenko’s kitchen nightmares
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Oct 24, 2024 |
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Wife swapping and pitchers on LSD: baseball’s seedy century
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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Thomas Tuchel moaning, groaning and barking
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Oct 17, 2024 |
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Duncan Ferguson: I knocked the burglar’s teeth out
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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Celtic striker’s 100 mph police chase
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Oct 11, 2024 |
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Jamie Carragher: the Red who lost his head
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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Jens Lehmann back in cuffs
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Oct 03, 2024 |
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Warmongering soldiers and slum landlords: a Champions League preview
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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Oleksandr Usyk’s Ryanair nightmare
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Sep 26, 2024 |
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Sven-Göran Eriksson: England’s naughty national treasure
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Sep 24, 2024 |
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Jermaine Defoe’s backseat rendezvous
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Sep 19, 2024 |
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Kaiser: football’s greatest conman
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Sep 17, 2024 |
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Steve McClaren passes the dutchie
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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Andre Agassi: meth, mullets and a very mental dad
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Sep 10, 2024 |
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Quincy Promes breaks out the slammer
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Sep 05, 2024 |
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Thomas Gravesen: i’m going to kill you, lad
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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Jermaine Jenas’ sexting scandal
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Aug 29, 2024 |
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Ronaldo: booze, burgers and Brazilian booty
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Aug 27, 2024 |
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Sergio Aguero’s cocaine enquiry
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Aug 22, 2024 |
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Tuesday Club: Arsenal’s naughty nineties
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Aug 20, 2024 |
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Mikel Arteta’s dressing room crime spree
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Aug 15, 2024 |
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Jamie Vardy: chat shit get banged
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Aug 13, 2024 |
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Phil Foden’s ‘out of control’ party
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Aug 08, 2024 |
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Olive oil orgies and athletes eaten by wolves: the unhinged history of the Olympics
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Aug 06, 2024 |
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Lamine Yamal’s holiday heartbreak
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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Poolside punch ups and Usain Bolt’s ultra-slow shagging: our guide to Paris 2024
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Jul 30, 2024 |
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England’s sex scandal epidemic
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Jul 25, 2024 |
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Narco football: cartels, kidnaps and coked-up kickabouts
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Jul 23, 2024 |
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‘You’re all murderers’: the sadistic story of the Tour de France
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Jul 18, 2024 |
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Southgate’s terrifying visitor and Derek Chisora decks a Deliveroo driver
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Jul 16, 2024 |
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Naughty Dorty: a semi final special
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Jul 11, 2024 |
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Bielsa’s hand grenade and Wimbledon’s simmering sexual tension
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Jul 09, 2024 |
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Andy Carroll’s restaurant scrap and Balotelli’s big night out
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Jul 04, 2024 |
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Boris Becker: the most expensive 5 seconds of my life
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Jul 02, 2024 |
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Erling Haaland’s party raided by police
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Jun 27, 2024 |
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Gazza: what have you done to my ostrich?
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Jun 25, 2024 |
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Cole Palmer’s naked scare and Ronald Koeman’s despicable deed
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Jun 19, 2024 |
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Ronaldo’s orgy and Southgate’s bender: our guide to Euro 2024
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Jun 18, 2024 |
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PSG poison and Scotland star accidentally decks his own mother
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Jun 13, 2024 |
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WAGs gone wild: Baden Baden 2006
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Jun 11, 2024 |
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Neymar goes too far and Samuel Eto’o’s mafia revolution
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Jun 06, 2024 |
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Cocaine and chainsaws: German football’s scandalous century
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Jun 04, 2024 |
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Phone sex in the Man United boardroom and Jamie O’Hara’s dating disaster
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May 30, 2024 |
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Fergie’s Man United: the scandalous, erotic and surreal inside story
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May 28, 2024 |
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Scott Carson’s 4am scrap and Brazil star marries his own niece
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May 23, 2024 |
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Jose Mourinho: one day someone will punch you
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May 21, 2024 |
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Alan Shearer’s sordid surprise and Mbappe’s dressing room bust-up
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May 16, 2024 |
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Tyson Fury: ya big dosser
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May 14, 2024 |
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Davor Suker caught stealing antiques and snooker champion battered by police
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May 09, 2024 |
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Dennis Rodman: she put pasta up my butt
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May 07, 2024 |
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England star tasered in Majorca and a thirsty sheikh’s seedy bash
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May 02, 2024 |
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Neymar: red knobs and broomsticks
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Apr 30, 2024 |
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David Haye hunting for hotties and Arda Turan’s secret sex swing
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Apr 25, 2024 |
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Rat poison cocktails and flogging false starters: marathon madness
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Messi fights Mexicans in Miami and Neymar ruins his daughter’s birthday
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Apr 18, 2024 |
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OJ Simpson: he definitely did it
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Apr 16, 2024 |
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Loris Karius rejected from Berghain and Matt Le Tissier vs. the shapeshifting lizards
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Apr 11, 2024 |
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John Daly: let’s party cocksucker
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Apr 09, 2024 |
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Extra Shot: Sven’s boozy breakfast and Brooklyn Beckham sacked again
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Apr 04, 2024 |
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Kidnapped teammates and McMuffin melees: a Scottish football special
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Apr 02, 2024 |
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Extra Shot: wonderkids in strip clubs and Arteta’s tribute to seedy saunas
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Mar 28, 2024 |
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Gary Neville: mini-retirements and mashed potato meltdowns
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Mar 26, 2024 |
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Extra Shot: when Courtois shagged De Bruyne’s girlfriend and Sean Dyche’s restaurant scrap
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Mar 21, 2024 |
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Brian Clough: feuds, fairytales and fookin’ cheats
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Mar 19, 2024 |
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Extra shot: Messi hungry for blood and Jesse Lingard’s awful chat up lines
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Mar 14, 2024 |
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Faustino Asprilla: Colombia’s finest export
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Extra shot: Jadon Sancho’s playstation addiction and cocaine smuggler Quincy Promes back in cuffs
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Mar 07, 2024 |
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John Terry: Captain, Leader, Bellend
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Mar 05, 2024 |
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Surprise Shot: the Christian Horner WhatsApp leak
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Extra shot: Mourinho’s undercover nemesis and George Best’s Bond Girl bust-up
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Feb 29, 2024 |
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F1: the stories Drive to Survive won't tell you
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Feb 27, 2024 |
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Extra shot: Premier League weed farms and a Tinder date gone wrong
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Feb 22, 2024 |
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Jesé Rodriguez: a wonderkid gone wild
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Feb 20, 2024 |
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Extra shot: Heung-Min Son’s hotel scrap and an FA Cup love triangle
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Feb 15, 2024 |
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Touré of booty: Kolo and Yaya’s outrageous adventures
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Feb 13, 2024 |
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Extra Shot: Beckham hounded out of Hong Kong and Christian Horner’s ‘inappropriate pic’
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Feb 08, 2024 |
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Hitmen, uzis and nautical gangbangs: the NFL’s biggest wrong’uns
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Feb 06, 2024 |
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Extra Shot: Rashford’s miserable bender and pornstars crash Mahrez’s Eid party
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Feb 01, 2024 |
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Harry Redknapp: he’s not a fackin’ wheeler dealer
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Jan 30, 2024 |
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Extra Shot: defenders snogging dogs and Pele's secret lovechild
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Jan 25, 2024 |
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Graham Stack: Arsenal’s unruly Invincible
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Jan 23, 2024 |
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Extra Shot: commentators on coke and Ronnie O’Sullivan’s filthy habit
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Jan 18, 2024 |
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Mario Balotelli: the Italian Nutjob
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Jan 16, 2024 |
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Extra Shot: porn star keepers and that Sadio Mane rumour
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Jan 11, 2024 |
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Crack pipes and grave robbing: snooker’s golden age
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Jan 09, 2024 |
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Diego Maradona and Napoli: mafia pacts and benders at the Vatican
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Jan 03, 2024 |
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Unhinged ultras and car chases: the wildest stories of 2023
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Dec 27, 2023 |
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Steve Bruce: The No.1 Geordies’ Detective Agency
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Dec 20, 2023 |
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Joey Barton: This Charmless Man
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Dec 13, 2023 |
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Crazy Gang: how to win cups and traumatise people
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Dec 06, 2023 |
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Galácticos: Real Madrid’s sesh-head superstars
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Nov 29, 2023 |
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Erling Haaland: I eat the heart and liver (with Lars Sivertsen)
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Nov 22, 2023 |
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Ian Botham: weed, wickets and waitresses (with Dom Joly)
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Nov 15, 2023 |
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Roy Keane: shove it up your bollocks
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Nov 08, 2023 |
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Adrian Mutu: all the gear but no idea
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Nov 01, 2023 |
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Serie A stalkers and rugby-playing cannibals: a Halloween special
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Oct 25, 2023 |
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David Beckham: the stories Netflix won’t tell you
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Oct 18, 2023 |
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Sacre Bleu! French football’s strange and sordid decade
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Oct 11, 2023 |
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Mike Ashley: Sports Direct’s biggest mug
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Oct 04, 2023 |
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Tiger Woods: Get in the hole!
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Sep 27, 2023 |
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Neil Warnock: he’d fookin’ die for you lot
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Sep 20, 2023 |
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Wayne Rooney: the gran, the myth, the legend
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Sep 12, 2023 |
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Rugby’s biggest reprobates: drink, drugs and “disgusting forfeits”
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Sep 06, 2023 |
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Mauro and Wanda Icardi: football’s wildest romance
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Aug 30, 2023 |
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Michael Owen: England's weirdo wonderkid
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Aug 23, 2023 |
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Ronaldinho: Parties, prison and polygamy
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Aug 16, 2023 |
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Biggest wrong'uns of the 2023/24 Premier League season
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Aug 09, 2023 |
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Shane Warne: Spin, sex and suspicious partners
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Aug 02, 2023 |
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Nicklas Bendtner: Boob job blackmail and bedding Baronesses
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Jul 26, 2023 |
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Chelsea’s season from hell: Blunders, bust-ups and Boehly
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Jul 19, 2023 |
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The scandalous saga of Jermaine Pennant
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Jul 12, 2023 |
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Jul 04, 2023 |