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20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.
We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses.
Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society.
For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background.
We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future.
Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night.
As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year.
Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain.
Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America.
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EP188 - BUBBLEGUM GIRLIE-POP
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Oct 19, 2026 |
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EP187 - IRANIAN AI WAIFU
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Oct 15, 2026 |
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EP186 - JACK’D & GINGER
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Oct 09, 2026 |
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EP185 - HIGH-VALUE COFFEE
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Oct 01, 2026 |
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EP184 - LONDON METRO FACEBERG POLICE
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Sep 23, 2026 |
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EP183 - IN IT FOR THE COW
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Sep 15, 2026 |
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EP182 - WAGON-WHEEL JUSTICE
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Sep 05, 2026 |
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EP181 - JUGGERNAUT GEORGE
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Aug 31, 2026 |
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EP180 - BAD GUY RISING
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Aug 21, 2026 |
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EP179 - BURRITO LIMOUSINE
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Aug 12, 2026 |
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EP178 - EPISODE OF WOE
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Aug 05, 2026 |
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EP177 - SHNOOK BRITCHES
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Jul 25, 2026 |
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EP176 - BLONDE BROCCOLI
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Jul 22, 2026 |
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EP175 - GHEY MENS CHOIR
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Jul 13, 2026 |
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EP174 - AMERICAN HISTORY X-FACTOR
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Jul 03, 2026 |
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EP173 - PANIC CLOSET
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Jun 28, 2026 |
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EP172 - GRABBLER’S PAW
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Jun 22, 2026 |
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EP171 - MAN-LOVE THURSDAY
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Jun 18, 2026 |
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EP170 - BUSINESS TACTICAL
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Jun 09, 2026 |
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EP169 - FUNKO-MAN
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Jun 02, 2026 |
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EP168 - REVERSE STAR TREK
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May 26, 2026 |
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EP167 - DRIVING WHILE ANGRY
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May 20, 2026 |
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EP166 - SOME KIND OF FOXX
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May 19, 2026 |
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EP165 - TACO TRADEMARK
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May 12, 2026 |
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EP164 - HOT STACK
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May 04, 2026 |
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EP163 - ROBOT MARTINI
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May 01, 2026 |
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EP162 - TELEKINETIC DYN-O-MITE
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Apr 26, 2026 |
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EP161 - WHITE PIRATE
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Apr 16, 2026 |
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EP160 - WHITE MAN’S SHOULDERS
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Apr 13, 2026 |
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EP159 - BUTTERY GLOVE
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Apr 03, 2026 |
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EP158 - MAKE-YOU-POOR POWDER
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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EP157 - BRUTALIST McDONALD’S
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Mar 17, 2026 |
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EP156 - WOLVERINES
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Mar 08, 2026 |
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EP155 - OL’ HILL-DOG
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Mar 05, 2026 |
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EP154 - HOUTHI LONG
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Feb 28, 2026 |
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EP153: TALMUD SALESMAN
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Feb 24, 2026 |
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EP152 - REINDEER GAMES
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Feb 16, 2026 |
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EP151 - TWOFOLD RUB
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Feb 06, 2026 |
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EP150 - THE MARCUS OPTION
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Jan 22, 2026 |
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EP149: FLOYDFEST II
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Jan 19, 2026 |
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EP148 - DANGEROUS AMATEURS
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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EP147 - FRESH OUTTA FRIENDS
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Jan 06, 2026 |
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EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL
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Dec 30, 2025 |
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EP145 - LIFE ON YELLOW
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Dec 20, 2025 |
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EP144 - ANTI-COFFEE SENTIMENT
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Dec 16, 2025 |
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EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER
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Dec 06, 2025 |
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EP142 - DOUBLE WRONG
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Dec 02, 2025 |
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EP141 - FIRM HANDSHAKE
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Nov 22, 2025 |
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EP140 - MR. UNPOPULAR
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Nov 14, 2025 |
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EP139 - PIC-A-NIC BASKET
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Nov 08, 2025 |
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EP138 - TJ MAXX
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Nov 02, 2025 |
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Ep137 - INFINITY BROWN
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Oct 23, 2025 |
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EP136 - PAGING DR. HATER
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Oct 12, 2025 |
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Ep135 - THE BLACK SACK
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Oct 04, 2025 |
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Ep134 - NOT ALL ROMANIANS
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Sep 28, 2025 |
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Ep133: TIMBUK
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Sep 20, 2025 |
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Ep132 - NEW MAPS
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Sep 11, 2025 |
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Ep131 - FREE PARKING
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Sep 06, 2025 |
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Ep130 - ONE NØG TWO CUPS
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Sep 02, 2025 |
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Ep129 - SWAYBACK NAG
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Aug 24, 2025 |
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Ep128 - SUBARU TRUNK BOSS
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Aug 18, 2025 |
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Ep127 - MANHU FALOFFASOFA
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Aug 08, 2025 |
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Ep126 - DIRTY DIRTY PEOPLE
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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Ep125 - TWO RATS
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Jul 25, 2025 |
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EP124 - MEGA-SODE
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Jul 12, 2025 |
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Ep123 - SHE-HIPPO
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Jul 08, 2025 |
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Ep122 - BOOTLEG COFFEE BREAK
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Jul 02, 2025 |
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Ep121 - FORDO’S, MORE HO’S
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Jun 22, 2025 |
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EP120 - THE BEFORE TIME
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Jun 13, 2025 |
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EP 119 - HALF-BRICK GANG
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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Ep 118 - INDUCTIVE GANG
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May 26, 2025 |
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Ep117 - SUBSTANDARD CONTENT
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May 23, 2025 |
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Ep116 - AHEAD OF THE CURVE
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May 13, 2025 |
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Ep115 - $6MILLION GOY
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May 04, 2025 |
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Ep114 - STEAK & WHISKEY
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Apr 26, 2025 |
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Ep 113 - ROCK OR SOMETHING
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Apr 19, 2025 |
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Ep112 - MAXIMUM STATIC
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Apr 13, 2025 |
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Ep 111 - TOASTER KILL
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Apr 06, 2025 |
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Ep 110 - JUST SO YOU KNOW
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Mar 31, 2025 |
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Ep109 - LOBSTER TRAP
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Mar 15, 2025 |
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Ep108 - QATARI GANG
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Mar 10, 2025 |
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Ep107 - DERACINATE
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Mar 02, 2025 |
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Ep106 - S C H M I T Z G O L D
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Feb 19, 2025 |
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Ep105 - LETTERS FROM THE KING
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Feb 07, 2025 |
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Ep104 - THIS IS WENDY’S
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Jan 30, 2025 |
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Ep103 - BALDWIN POSTING
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Jan 18, 2025 |
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Ep102 - RUG-PILLED
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Jan 04, 2025 |
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Ep101 - ST. RAVIOLI
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Dec 21, 2024 |
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Ep100 - LUIGI THE ADJUSTER
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Dec 14, 2024 |
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Ep99 - NOT UP IN HERE
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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Ep98 - SCALP WHACK’EM
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Nov 24, 2024 |
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Ep97 - SHORT RUNWAY
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Nov 14, 2024 |
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Ep96 - A TIME FOR BALLS
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Nov 02, 2024 |
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Ep95 - SELF-LICKING ICE CREAM CONE
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Oct 21, 2024 |
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Ep94: FANCY DAN MUSTACHE
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Oct 18, 2024 |
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Ep93: RACING SPOON
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Oct 05, 2024 |
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Ep92: MIDDLE CLASS KID
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Sep 28, 2024 |
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Ep91: SLO-MO TRAINWRECK
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Sep 22, 2024 |
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Ep90: ROBBERY OF CONVENIENCE
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Sep 12, 2024 |
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Ep89: DON’T P*SS ON MY BROOMS
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Sep 08, 2024 |
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Ep88 - CRIMINALIFIED
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Aug 30, 2024 |
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Ep87 - HOT GIRL COROLLARY
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Aug 23, 2024 |
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Ep86 - THE COP QUESTION
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Aug 18, 2024 |
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Ep85: RED FLAG OF VENGEANCE
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Jul 31, 2024 |
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Ep84: CULTURAL MILKCRATES
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Jul 30, 2024 |
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Ep 83: THE LADDER QUESTION
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Jul 19, 2024 |
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Ep82: TEMPS ETRANGES
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Jul 14, 2024 |
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Ep81: CALL ME KETCHUP
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Jul 08, 2024 |
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Ep80 : VINDICTIVE HOOKERS
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Jul 06, 2024 |
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Ep79 - HAAJI ESP
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Ep78 - MR. LONG, I PRESUME
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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Ep77 - WE WUZ TITUS
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May 03, 2024 |
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Ep76 - GOD-SHOPPING
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May 01, 2024 |
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Ep75 - DOOMSDAY DIESEL
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Apr 23, 2024 |
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Ep74 - HANG EM HIGH
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Apr 15, 2024 |
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Ep73 - FIVE EYES GUYS
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Mar 30, 2024 |
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Ep72 - HUCKLEBERRY GRINDER
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Mar 23, 2024 |
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Ep71 - PADDY O’FURNITURE
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Mar 12, 2024 |
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Ep70 - I’LL SHOW ME
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Mar 10, 2024 |
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Ep69 - SOCK DRAWER REPRIMAND
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Mar 01, 2024 |
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Ep68 - BALL HAUS
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Feb 28, 2024 |
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Ep67 - FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH
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Feb 23, 2024 |
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Ep66 - WORST POSSIBLE VODKA
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Feb 16, 2024 |
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Ep65 - THE ALL-SMELLING NOSE
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Feb 07, 2024 |
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Ep64 - FUTURE DOCTORS CLUB
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Jan 31, 2024 |
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Ep63 - TACO TIME
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Jan 19, 2024 |
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Ep62 - PROM NIGHT
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Jan 15, 2024 |
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Ep61 - OPERATION DONUT HOLE
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Jan 13, 2024 |
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Ep60 - QUIT PLAYIN SKIP
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Jan 06, 2024 |
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Ep59 - NUBIAN PRINCESS
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Jan 03, 2024 |