THE ABUSE HOUR

By COFFEE LONG

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20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.

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We cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses.

Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society.

For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background.

We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future.

Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night.

As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year.

Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain.

Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America.

This podcast is available on literally every platform where controversial content is permitted, Hunt it down, fire it up, and become part of the problem.

You can support our efforts at the link above where you can throw in a few cents or become a bigger threat to the Globalists by become part of the ABUSE HOUR GOON SQUAD for a paltry 5 bucks per month.

Ladies adore it, gentlemen respect it, and if it was put together any better you'd swear it was a PsyOp.


Episode Date
EP188 - BUBBLEGUM GIRLIE-POP
Oct 19, 2026
EP187 - IRANIAN AI WAIFU
Oct 15, 2026
EP186 - JACK’D & GINGER
Oct 09, 2026
EP185 - HIGH-VALUE COFFEE
Oct 01, 2026
EP184 - LONDON METRO FACEBERG POLICE
Sep 23, 2026
EP183 - IN IT FOR THE COW
Sep 15, 2026
EP182 - WAGON-WHEEL JUSTICE
Sep 05, 2026
EP181 - JUGGERNAUT GEORGE
Aug 31, 2026
EP180 - BAD GUY RISING
Aug 21, 2026
EP179 - BURRITO LIMOUSINE
Aug 12, 2026
EP178 - EPISODE OF WOE
Aug 05, 2026
EP177 - SHNOOK BRITCHES
Jul 25, 2026
EP176 - BLONDE BROCCOLI
Jul 22, 2026
EP175 - GHEY MENS CHOIR
Jul 13, 2026
EP174 - AMERICAN HISTORY X-FACTOR
Jul 03, 2026
EP173 - PANIC CLOSET
Jun 28, 2026
EP172 - GRABBLER’S PAW
Jun 22, 2026
EP171 - MAN-LOVE THURSDAY
Jun 18, 2026
EP170 - BUSINESS TACTICAL
Jun 09, 2026
EP169 - FUNKO-MAN
Jun 02, 2026
EP168 - REVERSE STAR TREK
May 26, 2026
EP167 - DRIVING WHILE ANGRY
May 20, 2026
EP166 - SOME KIND OF FOXX
May 19, 2026
EP165 - TACO TRADEMARK
May 12, 2026
EP164 - HOT STACK
May 04, 2026
EP163 - ROBOT MARTINI
May 01, 2026
EP162 - TELEKINETIC DYN-O-MITE
Apr 26, 2026
EP161 - WHITE PIRATE
Apr 16, 2026
EP160 - WHITE MAN’S SHOULDERS
Apr 13, 2026
EP159 - BUTTERY GLOVE
Apr 03, 2026
EP158 - MAKE-YOU-POOR POWDER
Mar 26, 2026
EP157 - BRUTALIST McDONALD’S
Mar 17, 2026
EP156 - WOLVERINES
Mar 08, 2026
EP155 - OL’ HILL-DOG
Mar 05, 2026
EP154 - HOUTHI LONG
Feb 28, 2026
EP153: TALMUD SALESMAN
Feb 24, 2026
EP152 - REINDEER GAMES
Feb 16, 2026
EP151 - TWOFOLD RUB
Feb 06, 2026
EP150 - THE MARCUS OPTION
Jan 22, 2026
EP149: FLOYDFEST II
Jan 19, 2026
EP148 - DANGEROUS AMATEURS
Jan 14, 2026
EP147 - FRESH OUTTA FRIENDS
Jan 06, 2026
EP146 - MOGADISHU MED SCHOOL
Dec 30, 2025
EP145 - LIFE ON YELLOW
Dec 20, 2025
EP144 - ANTI-COFFEE SENTIMENT
Dec 16, 2025
EP143 - BEER-SOAKED SHOE LEATHER
Dec 06, 2025
EP142 - DOUBLE WRONG
Dec 02, 2025
EP141 - FIRM HANDSHAKE
Nov 22, 2025
EP140 - MR. UNPOPULAR
Nov 14, 2025
EP139 - PIC-A-NIC BASKET
Nov 08, 2025
EP138 - TJ MAXX
Nov 02, 2025
Ep137 - INFINITY BROWN
Oct 23, 2025
EP136 - PAGING DR. HATER
Oct 12, 2025
Ep135 - THE BLACK SACK
Oct 04, 2025
Ep134 - NOT ALL ROMANIANS
Sep 28, 2025
Ep133: TIMBUK
Sep 20, 2025
Ep132 - NEW MAPS
Sep 11, 2025
Ep131 - FREE PARKING
Sep 06, 2025
Ep130 - ONE NØG TWO CUPS
Sep 02, 2025
Ep129 - SWAYBACK NAG
Aug 24, 2025
Ep128 - SUBARU TRUNK BOSS
Aug 18, 2025
Ep127 - MANHU FALOFFASOFA
Aug 08, 2025
Ep126 - DIRTY DIRTY PEOPLE
Jul 30, 2025
Ep125 - TWO RATS
Jul 25, 2025
EP124 - MEGA-SODE
Jul 12, 2025
Ep123 - SHE-HIPPO
Jul 08, 2025
Ep122 - BOOTLEG COFFEE BREAK
Jul 02, 2025
Ep121 - FORDO’S, MORE HO’S
Jun 22, 2025
EP120 - THE BEFORE TIME
Jun 13, 2025
EP 119 - HALF-BRICK GANG
Jun 04, 2025
Ep 118 - INDUCTIVE GANG
May 26, 2025
Ep117 - SUBSTANDARD CONTENT
May 23, 2025
Ep116 - AHEAD OF THE CURVE
May 13, 2025
Ep115 - $6MILLION GOY
May 04, 2025
Ep114 - STEAK & WHISKEY
Apr 26, 2025
Ep 113 - ROCK OR SOMETHING
Apr 19, 2025
Ep112 - MAXIMUM STATIC
Apr 13, 2025
Ep 111 - TOASTER KILL
Apr 06, 2025
Ep 110 - JUST SO YOU KNOW
Mar 31, 2025
Ep109 - LOBSTER TRAP
Mar 15, 2025
Ep108 - QATARI GANG
Mar 10, 2025
Ep107 - DERACINATE
Mar 02, 2025
Ep106 - S C H M I T Z G O L D
Feb 19, 2025
Ep105 - LETTERS FROM THE KING
Feb 07, 2025
Ep104 - THIS IS WENDY’S
Jan 30, 2025
Ep103 - BALDWIN POSTING
Jan 18, 2025
Ep102 - RUG-PILLED
Jan 04, 2025
Ep101 - ST. RAVIOLI
Dec 21, 2024
Ep100 - LUIGI THE ADJUSTER
Dec 14, 2024
Ep99 - NOT UP IN HERE
Dec 03, 2024
Ep98 - SCALP WHACK’EM
Nov 24, 2024
Ep97 - SHORT RUNWAY
Nov 14, 2024
Ep96 - A TIME FOR BALLS
Nov 02, 2024
Ep95 - SELF-LICKING ICE CREAM CONE
Oct 21, 2024
Ep94: FANCY DAN MUSTACHE
Oct 18, 2024
Ep93: RACING SPOON
Oct 05, 2024
Ep92: MIDDLE CLASS KID
Sep 28, 2024
Ep91: SLO-MO TRAINWRECK
Sep 22, 2024
Ep90: ROBBERY OF CONVENIENCE
Sep 12, 2024
Ep89: DON’T P*SS ON MY BROOMS
Sep 08, 2024
Ep88 - CRIMINALIFIED
Aug 30, 2024
Ep87 - HOT GIRL COROLLARY
Aug 23, 2024
Ep86 - THE COP QUESTION
Aug 18, 2024
Ep85: RED FLAG OF VENGEANCE
Jul 31, 2024
Ep84: CULTURAL MILKCRATES
Jul 30, 2024
Ep 83: THE LADDER QUESTION
Jul 19, 2024
Ep82: TEMPS ETRANGES
Jul 14, 2024
Ep81: CALL ME KETCHUP
Jul 08, 2024
Ep80 : VINDICTIVE HOOKERS
Jul 06, 2024
Ep79 - HAAJI ESP
Jun 21, 2024
Ep78 - MR. LONG, I PRESUME
Jun 07, 2024
Ep77 - WE WUZ TITUS
May 03, 2024
Ep76 - GOD-SHOPPING
May 01, 2024
Ep75 - DOOMSDAY DIESEL
Apr 23, 2024
Ep74 - HANG EM HIGH
Apr 15, 2024
Ep73 - FIVE EYES GUYS
Mar 30, 2024
Ep72 - HUCKLEBERRY GRINDER
Mar 23, 2024
Ep71 - PADDY O’FURNITURE
Mar 12, 2024
Ep70 - I’LL SHOW ME
Mar 10, 2024
Ep69 - SOCK DRAWER REPRIMAND
Mar 01, 2024
Ep68 - BALL HAUS
Feb 28, 2024
Ep67 - FIVE FINGERS OF DEATH
Feb 23, 2024
Ep66 - WORST POSSIBLE VODKA
Feb 16, 2024
Ep65 - THE ALL-SMELLING NOSE
Feb 07, 2024
Ep64 - FUTURE DOCTORS CLUB
Jan 31, 2024
Ep63 - TACO TIME
Jan 19, 2024
Ep62 - PROM NIGHT
Jan 15, 2024
Ep61 - OPERATION DONUT HOLE
Jan 13, 2024
Ep60 - QUIT PLAYIN SKIP
Jan 06, 2024
Ep59 - NUBIAN PRINCESS
Jan 03, 2024