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Episode 85: Sacrificing Pop-Tarts and Summoning Diego Luna Emergency
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Dec 28, 2025 |
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Episode 84a: Anaconda (1997) and Anaconda (2025) Emergency
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Dec 23, 2025 |
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Episode 84: We've All Got to Learn About the 2 DP/4 U22/$2 Million in GAM Roster Build Now Emergency
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Dec 20, 2025 |
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Episode 83: A Lot of Us Were About to Die on That Field Emergency
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Nov 28, 2025 |
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Episode 82: Finding Room For Leagues Cup and the Playoffs in the 2026 Schedule Emergency
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Nov 21, 2025 |
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Episode 81: Bill and Ted and Samuel Beckett Emergency
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Nov 15, 2025 |
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Episode 80: We're Signing Everybody to Long-Term Pay Raises Because We Love Them So Much Emergency
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Nov 08, 2025 |
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Episode 79: They're Doing This With Just Two DPs Emergency
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Nov 01, 2025 |
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Episode 78a: Baseball Fandom, Powered By Spite Emergency Tangent
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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Episode 78: Sir Minty is the Free Space on the MLS Playoff Bingo Card Emergency
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Oct 26, 2025 |
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Episode 77: A Friendship Tested By Playoff Baseball Emergency
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Oct 18, 2025 |
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Episode 76: We've Found Something with Even More Dead Patches Punctuated By Moments of Intense Excitement Than Soccer Emergency
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Oct 11, 2025 |
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Episode 75: Getting Past Open Cup and Surely Locking in a Playoff Spot While Living the Life of a Showgirl Emergency
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Oct 04, 2025 |
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Episode 74: Open Cup Final Means We Have to Learn About Nashville SC Emergency
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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Episode 73: Zoom Turned Me Into Max Headroom Emergency
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Sep 27, 2025 |
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Episode 72: Finding Ourselves in a Finals But Still Having to Play the Sounders Emergency
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Sep 20, 2025 |
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Episode 71: Open Cup Semifinal Emergency
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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Episode 70: 43-Degree Cold Plunge Emergency
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Sep 13, 2025 |
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Episode 69a: Spinal Tap Emergency Tangent
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Sep 10, 2025 |
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Episode 69: Nice (For All Those International Teams Borrowing Our Players) Emergency
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Sep 06, 2025 |
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Episode 68: That Larry David Meme Come to Life Emergency
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Aug 30, 2025 |
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Episode 67: Moussa Djitte's Used Yeti Cooler Could Be Yours Emergency
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Aug 23, 2025 |
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Episode 66: I Wrote a Play About GAM Emergency
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Aug 09, 2025 |
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Episode 65: Boston Mixed With The Darkness Emergency
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Aug 01, 2025 |
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Episode 64: Apparently Can't Wear Jerseys For All 30 MLS Teams and Do Right By Your Fanbase Emergency
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Aug 01, 2025 |
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Episode 63: Tom Bogert Lets Us Know It's Pork Roll and Definitely Not Taylor Ham Emergency
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Jul 30, 2025 |
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Episode 62: Bringing Up MLS Predictions to National Soccer Writers Emergency
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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Episode 61: Moontower Soccer and Swoontower Soccer Hot Take Emergency
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Jul 29, 2025 |
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Episode 60: We're Still Waiting For Messi Emergency
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Jul 26, 2025 |
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Episode 59: Max Bretos Needs a Cowboy Hat But Doesn't Want to Look Too Much Like a Tourist Getting One Emergency
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Jul 20, 2025 |
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Episode 58: 30-Foot-Tall MLS Soccer Ball at the Domain Emergency
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Jul 19, 2025 |
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Episode 57: Soccer Celebration Emergency
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Jul 19, 2025 |
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Episode 56: Maybe There a Monkey's Paw in the Mail Emergency
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Jul 12, 2025 |
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Episode 55: A Seven-Year-Old Interviews Austin FC Players at an H-E-B Emergency
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Jul 05, 2025 |
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Episode 54: Broken Sandals and Glorious Grass Emergency
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Jun 28, 2025 |
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Episode 53: Smothered, Covered, Diced, Capped, and Topped Emergency
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Jun 22, 2025 |
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Episode 52: Visions of a Towering Yeti Tumbler Emergency
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Jun 14, 2025 |
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Episode 51: Trapped In a San Antonio Car Show Emergency
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Jun 07, 2025 |
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Episode 50: There's a Car in My Face Emergency
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May 31, 2025 |
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Episode 49: No End to the Hypotheticals Emergency
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May 24, 2025 |
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Episode 48: Ilie Held a Masterclass and We Just Had to Share It Emergency
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May 22, 2025 |
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Episode 47: Dizzy and Dehydrated in the Middle of May Emergency
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May 17, 2025 |
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Episode 46: Impromptu Obscure Open Cup Trivia Emergency
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May 10, 2025 |
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Episode 45: A Bad Enough Loss to Declare This a Quasi-Emergency
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May 05, 2025 |
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Episode 44: Apprecitement and Excapprehension Emergency
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May 03, 2025 |
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Episode 43: Duran Duran is Cleft in Twain Emergency
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Apr 26, 2025 |
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Episode 42: Scared Ad Boards Don't Advertise Things Emergency
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Apr 19, 2025 |
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Episode 41: Very Nearly Supporters' Shield Leaders If Things Just Break Right Emergency
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Apr 12, 2025 |
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Episode 40: A Soccer Player Made in a Lab Emergency
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Apr 05, 2025 |
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Episode 39: I Immediately Have to Celebrate in Thierry Henry's Personal Space Emergency
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Mar 22, 2025 |
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Episode 38: Decidedly Unworried About All These Concerns Not Quite Rising to the Level of Emergency
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Mar 15, 2025 |
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Episode 37: This 17-Goal Pace is Leading Me to Make a Beeline to Whataburger Emergency
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Mar 08, 2025 |
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Episode 36: More Than 1,000 Hours of Painting and Sewing and Whatnot Emergency
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Mar 01, 2025 |
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Episode 35: Joe Lowery Thinks San Diego FC Might Be Pretty Good Emergency
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Feb 26, 2025 |
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Episode 34: Pronunciation Guide Emergency
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Feb 16, 2025 |
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Episode 33: Oleksandr Svatok's Anger Is Already in Mid-Season Form Emergency
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Feb 09, 2025 |
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Episode 32: They Let Us Talk to Nico Estevez Emergency
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Jan 29, 2025 |
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Episode 31: Annual Ridiculous Kit Leak Emergency (The Emergency Tradition We Love)
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Jan 25, 2025 |
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Episode 30: Driussi, Dubersarsky, Uzuni with Tiger, and a Mowed Lawn Electric Watermelon Emergency
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Jan 18, 2025 |
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Episode 29: We Have 2024 Green Smoke but No 2025 Green Smoke As of Yet Emergency
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Jan 04, 2025 |
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Episode 28: We Officially Have 34 More Matches to Worry About Emergency
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Dec 20, 2024 |
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Episode 27: Turns Out Fire on a Boat is Not Really an Emergency
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Dec 07, 2024 |
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Episode 26: Mailbag Stuffed Like a Turkey Emergency
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Nov 28, 2024 |
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Episode 25: Four Senior Roster Spots Open and One of Us Is Doing Impressions Emergency
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Nov 16, 2024 |
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Episode 24: New Coach Emergency
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Oct 28, 2024 |
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Episode 23: Needing New Outro Cue Emergency
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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Episode 22: The Actual Emergency We've Been Waiting For
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Oct 06, 2024 |
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Episode 21: Prelude to an Emergency Podcast Emergency
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Sep 29, 2024 |
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Episode 20: 4% Chance of Making the Playoffs Emergency
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Sep 16, 2024 |
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Episode 19: Lots to Fret About Emergency
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Sep 03, 2024 |
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Episode 18: It's Hot Out Emeregency
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Aug 24, 2024 |
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Episode 17: We Fixed Leagues Cup But That Means We're Still Talking About Leagues Cup Emergency
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Aug 16, 2024 |
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Episode 16: Two Leagues Cup Wins and Five Dogs In This House Emergency
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Aug 01, 2024 |
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Episode 15: Pumas and Rayados Here for Leagues Cup Emergency
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Jul 26, 2024 |
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Episode 14: I Went to Frisco and All I Got Was This Red Card and This Chick-fil-A Sandwich Emergency
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Jul 20, 2024 |
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Episode 13: Josh Wolff is the Last Limb on the Berhalter Coaching Tree Emergency
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Jul 13, 2024 |
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Episode 12: Delicious Tears of Cristiano Ronaldo Emergency
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Jul 06, 2024 |
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Episode 11: Josh Wolff and Davy Arnaud in a Sauna Emergency
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Jun 28, 2024 |
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Episode 10: Matt Hedges Is the Sex Panther of Late-Game Subs Emergency
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Jun 21, 2024 |
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Episode 9: The Best Discovery Rights Players Were Already Taken In Deuteronomy Emergency (A Mailbag Emergency)
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Jun 12, 2024 |
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Episode 8: You Didn't Tell Me There'd Be Math Involved Emergency
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Jun 07, 2024 |
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Episode 7: Can't Activate Osman Bukari Immediately Emergency
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Jun 01, 2024 |
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Episode 6: Oh, You Mean An Actual EMERGENCY Emergency
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May 24, 2024 |
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Episode 5: That Cute Secondary Austin FC Mascot Might Give You Leprosy Emergency
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May 18, 2024 |
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Episode 4: The Thomas Rongen Line Special Edition Emergency
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May 10, 2024 |
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Episode 3: Verde Keeps Winning But Maybe Not in Canada Emergency
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May 03, 2024 |
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Episode 2: 20 Million Dollars of DP Winger Coming at Verde Emergency
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Apr 26, 2024 |
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Episode 1: Road Goal-Scoring Form Going to Houston Emergency
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Apr 20, 2024 |
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Episode 0: The Trailer
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Apr 15, 2024 |