Please Don't Take Me Home
By Lock It In Studio
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Episodes: 80
Description
Please Don’t Take Me Home is a funny, nostalgic football podcast about the joy, misery and glorious absurdity of supporting a club.
Hosted by Piers Hewitt, broadcaster, drummer with The Boxer Rebellion and lifelong Southend United fan, and comedian, presenter and Crystal Palace obsessive Jim Daly, each episode welcomes a well-known football fan from the worlds of comedy, music, sport and entertainment.
Together, they revisit unforgettable away days, heartbreaking defeats, last-minute winners, lucky superstitions, terrible journeys, questionable scran and the moments that keep supporters coming back season after season.
Formerly known as Away Days, Please Don’t Take Me Home celebrates the beautiful day out, whatever happens in the ugly game.
New episodes every week. Follow or subscribe wherever you get your podcasts.
Producer: Will Nichols
Production Company: Lock It In Studio
Music: Chris 'Woody' Wood
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Chesney Hawkes: Timmy Mallett and the West Ham Firm
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Oct 07, 2026 |
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Who Is the Greatest Bald Footballer Ever? With Woody
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Sep 30, 2026 |
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Alfie Dundas: Ben White would be my Best Man
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Sep 23, 2026 |
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Chloe Petts: “I’d Be a Corrupt Referee”
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Sep 16, 2026 |
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Alex Horne: Liverpool might be my Mummy
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Sep 09, 2026 |
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Please Don't Take Me Home Trailer
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Sep 03, 2026 |
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End of season wrap up, with Producer Will
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May 20, 2026 |
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Jon Beer - Is this the bleakest away day of all time?
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May 13, 2026 |
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From the San Siro to Penrith - Felix White (Part Two)
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May 06, 2026 |
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Felix White Hates Man United, Loves Fulham (Part One)
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Apr 29, 2026 |
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The A to Z of Away Days - J - St Johnstone, Juventus and Jamshedpur
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Apr 22, 2026 |
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Is the Emirates full of hot air? With James Gardner
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Apr 15, 2026 |
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From Bedford to United with Matt Donnelly (Don Broco)
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Apr 08, 2026 |
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The A to Z of Away Days - I - Inter, Ipswich and Inverness
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Apr 01, 2026 |
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Taking your foreign exchange student to Stockport - Jim Daly (Part Two)
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Mar 25, 2026 |
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Scarf swapping with Jim Daly (Part One)
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Mar 18, 2026 |
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The A to Z of Away Days - H - Hereford, Hearts & Hertha Berlin
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Mar 11, 2026 |
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Return of the Mac, an FA Cup Special with Ross from The 1975
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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Playing cricket with Spider-Man, with Barnaby Slater
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Feb 18, 2026 |
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United fans draw the line at beating up kids, with The Wombats
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Feb 11, 2026 |
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Ditching Newcastle for Banbury with Matt Bragg (groundsman, sponsor, comedian)
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Feb 04, 2026 |
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Eating dinner in a football fish tank, with Andy Bush
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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The A-Z of Away Days - G - Gibraltar, Galatasaray and Gillingham
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Jan 21, 2026 |
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Marc Bosnich and one million pounds in cash, with Terry Alderton, the oldest person to sign for a club
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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Terrible football themed presents and some of the worst football games ever
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Jan 07, 2026 |
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The worst away day ever? With Joey Page
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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Bilal Zafar - Maulings, tonkings and Arsenal
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Dec 10, 2025 |
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The A to Z of Away Days - F - Fleetwood, Fiorentina and Fortuna Dusseldorf
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Dec 03, 2025 |
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Welcome to Wrexham (Before it got cool) with Bryn Law
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Nov 26, 2025 |
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Inside Football’s Biggest Divide with Twin Atlantic
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Nov 19, 2025 |
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Strong Bladders, Gladiators and Brantham Ultras: Guy Mowbray’s Away Day Stories
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Nov 12, 2025 |
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JJ Bull on Aberdeen, defending half and half scarves and lightning red cards
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Nov 05, 2025 |
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Matt from The Amazons on Reading, the legend of Michael Owen and walkout anthems
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Oct 29, 2025 |
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Wetsuits, Peter Shilton and model villages with Charlie Baker
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Oct 22, 2025 |
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James Threlfall: Banging buses at Bayer Leverkusen, F1 down the pub and losing more than just your luggage
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Oct 14, 2025 |
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Bonkers Merch, Bosnich, Bowling & Blackburn: with Faris from The Horrors
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Oct 08, 2025 |
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Only The Poets’ Tommy on Reading FC, Straight Red Shockers and Local Loyalty
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Oct 01, 2025 |
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The Hoosiers’ Al on Exeter, David May Clashes and Celebrity Pool Drama
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Sep 24, 2025 |
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Adrian Chiles - Dad dancing with royalty and why we never leave games early
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Sep 17, 2025 |
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Season Two Opener - Trains to Truro, Woody signs for Plymouth and Wembley away with Oasis
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Sep 09, 2025 |
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End of Season Special with Producer Will
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Jun 11, 2025 |
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Live from Wembley - Southend v Oldham
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Jun 04, 2025 |
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The A - Z of Away Days - E - Exeter City, Ebbsfleet United, Empoli FC
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May 28, 2025 |
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Caroline Barker - Chelmsford City
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May 21, 2025 |
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Jono Yates - Only Scrans - Manchester United
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May 13, 2025 |
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The A-Z of Away Days - D - Derby County, Dundee United & Dorking Wanderers
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May 06, 2025 |
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Chris Brown - Undr The Cosh - Bolton Wanderers
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Apr 29, 2025 |
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Leroy Brito - Cardiff City
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Apr 22, 2025 |
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The A-Z of Away Days - C - Chester FC, Crystal Palace and Celta Vigo
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Apr 15, 2025 |
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James Lawrence Allcott - QPR
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Apr 08, 2025 |
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Stuart Laws - Tottenham Hotspur
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Apr 01, 2025 |
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The A-Z of Away Days - B - Burnley, Billericay and Bochum
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Mar 25, 2025 |
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Ian Winwood - Barnsley FC
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Mar 18, 2025 |
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The A-Z of Away Days - A - Aberdeen, Aldershot and Accrington Stanley
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Mar 11, 2025 |
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Luke Aaron Moore - Portsmouth FC
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Mar 04, 2025 |
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Ed Patrick - Nottingham Forest
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Feb 25, 2025 |
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Olivia Buzaglo - Chelsea
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Feb 18, 2025 |
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FA Cup Special
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Feb 11, 2025 |
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Pete Donaldson - Newcastle United
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Feb 04, 2025 |
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Liam Shaw (The Squid) - Bath City
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Jan 28, 2025 |
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Chris Wolstenholme (Muse) - Rotherham United
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Jan 21, 2025 |
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Olaf Falafel - Luton Town
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Jan 14, 2025 |
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Geoff Norcott - AFC Wimbledon
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Jan 07, 2025 |
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Christmas Quiz with Statman Matt and Producer Will
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Dec 24, 2024 |
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Robin Morgan - Cardiff City
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Dec 17, 2024 |
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Kate Hiscox (Wears My Money) - Brentford FC
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Dec 10, 2024 |
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Seb White - Yeovil Town
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Dec 03, 2024 |
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Reece Bibby (New Hope Club) - Blackburn Rovers
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Nov 26, 2024 |
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Steve White (Paul Weller and The Style Council) - Charlton Athletic
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Nov 19, 2024 |
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Ross MacDonald (The 1975) - Macclesfield FC
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Nov 12, 2024 |
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James Walsh (Starsailor) - Liverpool FC
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Nov 05, 2024 |
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Norman Cook (Fatboy Slim) - Brighton and Hove Albion
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Oct 29, 2024 |
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Lloyd Griffith - Grimsby Town
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Oct 22, 2024 |
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Clare Tomlinson - Spurs
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Oct 15, 2024 |
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Alfie Indra - Ipswich Town
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Oct 08, 2024 |
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Chris Stark - Watford FC
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Oct 01, 2024 |
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Josh Franceschi - Arsenal
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Sep 23, 2024 |
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Chris Scull - West Ham
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Sep 16, 2024 |
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Helen Chamberlain - Torquay United
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Sep 09, 2024 |
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Away Days Trailer - COMING SOON!
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Sep 06, 2024 |