The Teen Commandments

By Sara Cox Productions and Audio Always

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Episodes: 112

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Best friends Sara Cox and Clare Hamilton survived their own chaotic teenage years together and now they’re parenting teenagers themselves. With five teens between them, they’re back in the thick of it, trying to survive the wild world of modern teenage behaviour with humour, honesty and a lot of nostalgia.


Each week Sara and Clare unpack the realities of raising teenagers, from mood swings and boundary pushing to why teens communicate mainly in grunts. Expect funny stories and real talk from two former rule breakers who know exactly what teens are capable of… because they did it all first. 


The Teen Commandments is more than a parenting podcast, it’s for anyone who misses those carefree teenage years. Get ready to reminisce over teen tales and nonsense behaviour and ask yourself, did we really do that?


Listen every Monday and Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube.


The Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always.


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Episode Date
Teen Mental Wellness & Mystic Meg
Mar 02, 2026
Your Turn: Unhinged Dating Advice & Fructis Garnier
Feb 25, 2026
Teen Crushes & Kiss-A-Grams
Feb 23, 2026
Your Turn: Mooning & Jacuzzi Mayhem
Feb 18, 2026
Teen Female Friendships & Heated Rivalry
Feb 16, 2026
Your Turn: Saucy Hotels & A Suspicious Briefcase
Feb 11, 2026
Pheromones & Changing Bodies
Feb 09, 2026
Your Turn: Stinky Skirts & Eating Hair
Feb 04, 2026
Cuban Heels & Lemon Dildos
Feb 02, 2026
Your Turn: Feather Bowers & A Quickie In The Woods
Jan 28, 2026
Hot Teachers & Getting Fruity Outside
Jan 26, 2026
Your Turn: Celebrating 100 Episodes & The Comeback King
Jan 21, 2026
New Studio & The 'Everything Shower'
Jan 19, 2026
Your Turn: Nicking Booze and Name Calling
Jan 14, 2026
Communal Vibrators and Clare's Empty Nesting Movement
Jan 12, 2026
Your Turn: Dildo Revelations and Falling in the Bath
Jan 07, 2026
Car Park Crying and Diary Confessions
Jan 05, 2026
Your Turn: New Years Eve Special
Dec 31, 2025
Parenting Promises & It’s Behind You!
Dec 29, 2025
Your Turn: Getting Fleeced at Christmas
Dec 24, 2025
Christmas Extravaganza
Dec 22, 2025
Your Turn: A Police Chase & Teen Braces
Dec 17, 2025
Red Carpets and Blended Families at Christmas
Dec 15, 2025
Your Turn: Elephant in the Bed & Teens on Tour
Dec 10, 2025
Car Breakdowns & Stage Debuts
Dec 08, 2025
Your Turn: Broken Phones & Selective Hearing
Dec 02, 2025
Christmas Prep & Household Havoc
Dec 01, 2025
Your Turn: Operation Sober-Up & Groupchat Rants
Nov 26, 2025
Children in Need Challenge Debrief
Nov 23, 2025
Your Turn: First Time Fails & Stuck in the Mud
Nov 20, 2025
Empty Nests & screenagers
Nov 17, 2025
Your Turn: Throwing Up & Embarrassing Teachers
Nov 12, 2025
Challenge Week & Mocks Hell
Nov 10, 2025
House Parties & Sibling Sabotage
Nov 05, 2025
Teen Talk & Raves Abroad
Nov 03, 2025
Your Turn: Running Away & (Un)Caring Teens
Oct 29, 2025
Halloween & Teen Charm
Oct 27, 2025
Your Turn: Raunchy Reads & Ocean Accidents
Oct 21, 2025
School Reports & Teens at Work
Oct 19, 2025
Your Turn: Fashion Disasters & Mum to the Rescue
Oct 15, 2025
Messy Teens & The Pill
Oct 12, 2025
Your Turn: Headteacher Revenge & A Hairy Horror Story
Oct 08, 2025
Teen Tribes & Meeting the Girlfriend
Oct 05, 2025
Your Turn: Riot Vans & Kicked-In Doors
Sep 30, 2025
Teen Heartbreak & Blockbuster Video
Sep 28, 2025
Your Turn: Wacky Races & A Wee Problem
Sep 24, 2025
Teen Fashion & School Trips
Sep 21, 2025
Your Turn: Wild Ravers & First Time Tangle
Sep 16, 2025
Home Alone & School Rules
Sep 14, 2025
Your Turn: Teen Tantrums & Wacky Backy
Sep 09, 2025
Menopause & Big Blue Knickers
Sep 08, 2025
Your Turn: House Sitting & Gala Nightmare
Sep 03, 2025
Back to School & Affection
Aug 31, 2025
Your Turn: Drunken Nights & The 2-Question Rule
Aug 26, 2025
New Uniform Faff & Holiday Romances
Aug 25, 2025
Your Turn: Police Calls & Beach Chaos
Aug 20, 2025
Murdery Hikes & Uni bound
Aug 18, 2025
Your Turn: Keeping Calm & “Effort”
Aug 13, 2025
Road Trips & Street Safety
Aug 11, 2025
Your Turn: Solo Travelling & A Garden Surprise!
Aug 06, 2025
Family Arguments & Teen Drinking
Aug 04, 2025
Your Turn: DIY Eyebrows and Makeshift Condoms
Jul 30, 2025
Mum Dancing & Teenage Fashion
Jul 28, 2025
Your Turn: Family Dinners & Home Alone
Jul 23, 2025
Siblings & Teens Negotiating
Jul 21, 2025
Your Turn: Teens in Trouble & Dance Moms
Jul 16, 2025
Summer Jobs & Water Parks
Jul 14, 2025
Your Turn: Half Penny Sweets & DofE
Jul 08, 2025
Perms & Curfews
Jul 07, 2025
Your Turn: Sneaking Out & The Chocolate Fairy
Jul 02, 2025
Teen Travels & Celebrity GoggleBox
Jun 30, 2025
Your Turn: Secret Gardens and Tampons
Jun 25, 2025
First Loves and Bullying
Jun 23, 2025
Your Turn: Festivals & Coming Out
Jun 17, 2025
Stealing & Raving
Jun 16, 2025
Your Turn: Teens Decorating & WHY?
Jun 11, 2025
‘Urgent’ Phone Calls & Money Madness
Jun 09, 2025
Your Turn: Fun Sponge & Ouija Boards
Jun 04, 2025
Social Gatherings & Teens Flopping
Jun 02, 2025
Your Turn: Periods & Poos
May 28, 2025
Sports Day & Snogging
May 26, 2025
Your Turn: School Reunions & Revision Hell
May 20, 2025
School’s Out & Being Grounded
May 18, 2025
Your Turn: Teen Wars & Chatting-Up Clare
May 14, 2025
Teen Bedrooms & Grandparents
May 12, 2025
Your Turn: Tears & Love Bites
May 07, 2025
Prom Season & Late Night Chats
May 05, 2025
Your Turn: The ‘Everything Shower’ & Peeing Off Piste
May 04, 2025
Teens Arguing, Exams & Hank the Hunk
Apr 27, 2025
Your Turn: Chores, Unpacking & Party Pooper (literally)
Apr 23, 2025
Heroes, Hikes & Public Rows
Apr 20, 2025
Throwing Stuff, Sun Cream & Totting Up Your Totty
Apr 15, 2025
Holidays & Hair
Apr 14, 2025
Your Turn: Skimpy Clothes, Sick Bowls & Bongs
Apr 08, 2025
Step-Parenting, Virginity & The Pill
Apr 07, 2025
Your Turn: 69s on the Syllabus & Self Piercings
Apr 01, 2025
Let’s Talk About Sex Baby!
Mar 31, 2025
Your Turn: Ridiculous Questions & Goldfish Flapping
Mar 26, 2025
Good Cop Bad Cop & Drunk vs. Stomach Pumped
Mar 24, 2025
Your Turn: Door Slamming, Tricky Questions & Pubes
Mar 19, 2025
Teen Birthdays, Permed Fringes and Driving Lessons
Mar 17, 2025
Your Turn: Boggy Crocs, Urban Myths & Bedroom Chicken
Mar 12, 2025
Teen Idols, Only Fans and Why Are They Ignoring Me?
Mar 10, 2025
Your Turn: Bum Sticks, Mumbling and ‘Bruh’
Mar 05, 2025
Swearing, Piercings & Accidental Arson
Mar 03, 2025
Your Turn: Bonkers Purchases, Crusty Tissues & ‘Personal Time’
Feb 26, 2025
Teens Behaving Badly & The Hairy Fairy
Feb 24, 2025
Your Turn: The ‘S’ word, Nicking Nan’s Ciggies & Stair Clutter
Feb 19, 2025
The Cereal Years, Empty Packets & Acid on the Heath
Feb 17, 2025
Fridge Blindness, Missing Makeup & Rogue Loo Rolls
Feb 10, 2025
Skiving, Wet Towels and Meet Sara & Clare
Feb 10, 2025
Teen Commandments Trailer
Feb 04, 2025