Subpar Sex Worker and Turbo Virgin is a brutally honest, weirdly wholesome, and wildly unqualified deep-dive into sex, shame, identity, and human connection — hosted by Rin (a witchy, ethical, nonbinary sex worker whose morals keep ruining their hustle) and Dinkly (a deeply anxious gamer with zero dating experience and a LOT of thoughts about it). Each week, we'll unpack everything from kink culture to virgin anxiety, gender euphoria to dating app disasters — all with a bunch of personal stories, awkward laughter, and takes on intimacy in all its forms. Whether you’ve never been touched or have been touched way too often by men who think they’re special, this is your safe, weird little corner of the internet.