No Utes In The Valet
By Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith
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Episodes: 32
Description
What happens when a city-bred celebrity stylist and a country raised four-time AFL premiership hero collide?
Chaos, chemistry and cultural carnage.
No Utes in the Valet is the fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge.
Elliot Garnaut lives in a world of couture, champagne and chauffeur drop-offs.
Isaac Smith, premiership powerhouse and Norm Smith medallist, prefers a stubby, a snag, and the back of a Hilux.
Think Ab Fab meets The Front Bar, served with a side of sibling-like bickering. Proving true friendship can be found in unlikely places.
| Episode | Date |
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Our Brownlow 2026 Predictions
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Sep 20, 2026 |
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Why Melbourne Does Grand Final Week Better Than Anyone
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Sep 16, 2026 |
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The ‘Chic’ Trend & Our Ultimate Icks
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Sep 06, 2026 |
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Dad Jokes & Surprisingly Deep Advice | presented by Tommy Hilfiger
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Aug 30, 2026 |
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Our Most Impulsive Purchases
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Aug 23, 2026 |
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What REALLY Happens at the Logies
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Aug 16, 2026 |
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Ibiza, American Politics & Status Symbols
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Aug 09, 2026 |
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Kylie Minogue, Hall Passes and Our Brutal Mid-Year Report Card
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Aug 02, 2026 |
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Influencers Are Cringe, Footy Is Life and Nadia Might Give Birth
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Jul 19, 2026 |
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Would You Buy a Handbag Made From T-Rex?
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Jul 12, 2026 |
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Harry Styles Is Coming to Melbourne… and Elliot’s Going Off the Roof
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Jul 05, 2026 |
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Off Campus Spiced Up Issie's Sex Life
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Jun 28, 2026 |
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The 2026 World Cup Explained for People Who Don’t Watch Soccer
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Jun 21, 2026 |
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The NRL Star Who Sold Out Australia in 8 Minutes
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Jun 14, 2026 |
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He Retired From Footy. Then Built a Fashion Empire
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Jun 08, 2026 |
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Breaking Comfort Zones | Isaac Smith Walks The Runway
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May 24, 2026 |
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“Just Think You’re Hot”: Montana Cox Turns Isaac Smith Into A Runway Model
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May 10, 2026 |
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Is Isaac Fit for Australian Fashion Week
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Apr 26, 2026 |
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Why the AFL Wants Kylie Fans, Not Just Footy Fans
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Apr 12, 2026 |
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The Business Behind the Oscars Red Carpet (No One Talks About This)
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Mar 29, 2026 |
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The Best of Season 1
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Dec 14, 2025 |
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The Godmother of No Utes - Carrie Bickmore
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Dec 07, 2025 |
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Just Be You - Effie Kats
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Nov 23, 2025 |
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Post Break Shooting The Sh*t
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Nov 16, 2025 |
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Our Date With Kate Waterhouse
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Nov 02, 2025 |
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Tackling The Gay Chat
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Oct 26, 2025 |
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What Gets Tom Hawkins Off
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Oct 19, 2025 |
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The Chief or Aunty Becky - Rebecca Maddern
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Oct 12, 2025 |
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Issy's Quizzy
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Oct 05, 2025 |
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Scandal Is Currency
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Sep 28, 2025 |
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Handbags, Handballs & How It All Began
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Sep 22, 2025 |
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G'DAY WORLD
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Sep 21, 2025 |