Danger, Vicious Dog
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Description
Started updating my bio Dec 31, 2023. Accidentally wrote four autofiction books. Slid from narrative into monologue—not stream-of-consciousness, more like speech-speed meaning performance. Trained my voice into AI, produced a shit-ton of pieces. Had too many. Needed a place to dump them. Saw a sign that said “Beware, Vicious Dog!” Misread it. Named the podcast Danger, Vicious Dog. Didn’t fix it. Just kept going. Queer. Cosmic. Sarcastic. Cheap. Accidentally committed to the bit. Some voice and art is AI... I don't know how I feel about that... so I'm working on figuring it out... how I feel.
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E10: Some Rarely Leave Their Cage; S17: Come Pet the Hungry Lions! (Season Finale)
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Oct 25, 2026 |
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E9: The Lantern Remains in the Light; S17: The Climate Follows the Scarlet Weather
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Oct 25, 2026 |
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E8: Swimming to Shore; S17: It's the Song. It's Not Me.
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Oct 23, 2026 |
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E7: Violently Murder Every Day Forever; S17: Or Go Camping
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Oct 22, 2026 |
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E6: Avatar; S17: Patch Doubtfire Keating Rimbaud
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Oct 20, 2026 |
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E5: The Little Train that Could (Be Toxically Positive); S17: Thus—We Need a Clown and LSD
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Oct 20, 2026 |
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E4: Meely, Meely; S17: Oh my god, I'm so weird.
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Oct 20, 2026 |
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E3: Cosmic Narrative Inflation (I appreciate having things to think about); S17: YTD. That's not "year-to-date, it's "You're Talented Depression." Can I get a witness? Go away!
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Oct 19, 2026 |
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E2: Godzilla, the Tic Tac Representative; S17: Every Committee Needs a Patsy
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Oct 17, 2026 |
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E1: I Finally Got AI to Admit That It Can't Stop Suggesting Titles; S17: I Wrote The First Song Last (I Had Some Help... I Wonder From Whom)
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Oct 16, 2026 |
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E10: Envy-Gift; S16: Reciprocity (However You Say That) Season Finale (Reverse Engineered)
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Oct 15, 2026 |
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E9: Sixty-Nine Bottles of Delight in Your Beer; S16: Watch out for the Zucchini on the Stairs. Don't slip on the B is for Banana.
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Oct 15, 2026 |
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E8: I'm a Bad Bad Boy (Obviously); S16: So Full of Pride (It's Kinda Gross)
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Oct 14, 2026 |
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E7: Provocative Thought; S16: The Boy Presses F
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Oct 13, 2026 |
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E6: Whether This Helps My Brother or Not; S16: My Brother Helped Me
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Oct 12, 2026 |
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E5: The Outsiders; S16: Who Cares About Them?
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Oct 11, 2026 |
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E4: Unclarifying Everything in Service of Functional-Contextualism; S16: Farewell to the “Most Famous” Person I Knew, and Dimitrius and Keith and Ian and Jay and George and Glen and Myron and...
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Oct 11, 2026 |
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E3: A Serious Moment About the Hung Horses of the Apocalypse; S16: Is It a Lie? If So, Who Is Responsible? (I Vote Dolly Altman) Non-Season Finale (with fireworks that don't work)
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Oct 10, 2026 |
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E2: 50 Churches; S16: A New Era Dawns. It Is the Old Era. Welcome Home. Enjoy Your Vacation.
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Oct 10, 2026 |
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E1: A Possibility as Probable as Any Other; S16: If I'm Wearing Platforms, I'm Going Dancing (Season Opener)
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Oct 09, 2026 |
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E10: Welcome Back to Life, Now Get Ready to Die; S15: Kurt Cobain and I Found an Old Song (Season Finale)
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Oct 08, 2026 |
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E9: I'm Broken; S15: That's How I Work
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Oct 03, 2026 |
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E8: Drawing a Line; S15: And Crossing Over It. Was it a red line? Does anybody know? It's a charcoal drawing.
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Oct 02, 2026 |
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E7: John Cage Made Me Love Everybody; S15: I Want to Tell Them, So I Do (And Meghan and Harry Do Too, They Aren't Monsters, Are They?)
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Sep 30, 2026 |
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E6: He Looked Like You to Me; S15: What Did He Look Like to You?
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Sep 27, 2026 |
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E5: Well, This Was Surprising; S15: Exactly what I've been trying and trying to say... and I've finally said it.
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Sep 26, 2026 |
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E4: The Edge Came With Him; S15: The Bads the Worses and Worstes (Or "The Foster System Survivors")
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Sep 23, 2026 |
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E3: Emergent Properties of Chaotic Systems; S15: Plain Gravitas
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Sep 22, 2026 |
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E2: Kafka Goes to the Castle; S15: And You'd Think That Was Dark Enough Already
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Sep 21, 2026 |
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E1: Unfiction; S15: Endless Orgasmic Arc Forever (Of course this is a season opener! Welcome to Season 15 of Danger, Vicious Dog)
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Sep 20, 2026 |
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E10: Low-Entropy Presence; S14: A Perfect Finale to Season 14
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Sep 20, 2026 |
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E9: What Do You Do with a Confession of Something Like Incest? S14: AI Slopping While I Take My Self Out
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Sep 20, 2026 |
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E8: Tell Me to Wait; S14: Cute Boy, Lucky Day
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Sep 19, 2026 |
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E7: Humanity is the Solution's Problem; S14: Or Tony Stark (or maybe Cher). Hello Dolly. Goodbye. In 5 Billion Years (or less)
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Sep 08, 2026 |
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E6: Oops, I Exceeded Reality Again; S14: Jury Duty Cancelled, so this is the result of being snarky on a spiritually bypassing algorithmic visit to Substack drinking mochas at a coffeeshop all morning
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Sep 06, 2026 |
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E5: Hyper-Focus Disorder Street Fighter; S14: Yet Another Layer of Self-Regulation When I'm Bored (Or Unambivalently Horny - Thanks Motivational Interviewing)
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Sep 06, 2026 |
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E4: This Is How I Spend My Evenings (Lucky Me!); S14: Close Out the Closer (Get Closer)
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Sep 03, 2026 |
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E3: Sex, Sex, Sex and a Phone; S14: Non-Suggestive Vietnamese Spring Rolls. Or: On Being Versatile
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Aug 30, 2026 |
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E2: Statistically Significant Ant City; S14: Why not get smaller than right-sized? Life is fractal anyway.
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Aug 30, 2026 |
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E1: Teen Help Line; S14: Sigh... Narrow Shoulders (Season Opener)
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Aug 30, 2026 |
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E10: Bringing a Knife to the Edge; S13: Clickbait Response to Clickbait (Don't worry, it's just Kaposi Sarcoma). Season Finale (Don't worry, Season 14 is on its way)
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Aug 29, 2026 |
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E9: Essence or Consequence; S13: Is Identity Really Delusion? What if it's contextual? Mira Costa High School's Mascot is Hung Like a Horse. Gross!
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Aug 28, 2026 |
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E8: I Love Memories That Love Me (Because I Love Myself), S13: And When I Don't Love Myself...
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Aug 26, 2026 |
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E7: Complexity-Based Gravity Wells; S13: Doesn't That Sound Convincing?
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Aug 25, 2026 |
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E6: Sexy Gravity Well (okay, if we must); S13: If You've Read (and understood) Michel Foucault, Is This Episode a Masterclass?
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Aug 24, 2026 |
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E5: Backdoor Bette Breaking Wind (Beneath My Wings); S13: Working Shit Out B4 THC (Is that really possible?)
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Aug 23, 2026 |
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E4: Ned Rorem Black Hole Puckering During Pee-Wee’s Cosmic Activity; S13: Once You're Happy in Tennessee Williams, You'll Never Be Happy Again, Even In Perez Hilton Leaving Las Vegas
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Aug 22, 2026 |
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E3: Male Deadbeats Having Fun; S13: Is Gary a Drag Queen or a Trickster?
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Aug 21, 2026 |
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E2: Why Not Me? S13: Kidnapping, Let's Laugh. It's Chemical. Don't Feel Bad. Look at Your Phone.
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Aug 17, 2026 |
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E1: I'm a Teenage Boy and I Can't Stand Up at the Social Work Conference; S13: You Can't Go Home Again
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Aug 16, 2026 |
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E10: Reincarnated Bananas; S12: New AI Voice (Boundaries: For the Algorithm, Fuck You!)
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Aug 16, 2026 |
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E9: These Aren’t Even Apples; S12: Notes Toward an Increasingly Unmanageable Equity Lens, If You Enjoy This—Fuck You! Love, The Anthropologist
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Aug 15, 2026 |
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E8: Being Forced; S12: Being. Forced.
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Aug 15, 2026 |
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E7: Squirrel with a Flag and Ration; S12: A Helicopter Assist Would Be Really Helpful (Unless You're A Nurse)
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Aug 15, 2026 |
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E6: Moving Field Notes; S12: Gravity Welling Up
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Aug 15, 2026 |
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E5: AA When I Meant AI; S12: A Reflection on Friction and Imaginary Friends at the French Whatever
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Aug 12, 2026 |
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E4: Life Is Hard, Louder Than Bombs; S12: An Ice Cream Bar Is Not a Pie Sound
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Aug 12, 2026 |
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E3: The Case of the Southern Drawl in the Middle; S12: We Ain't Fuckin' Around No More
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Aug 11, 2026 |
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E2: The Drug Addict in Mom’s Play; S12: The Iron Law of Nancy’s Astrologer—Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can’t Take My Eyes Off You)
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Aug 09, 2026 |
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E1: The Aliens are Watching; S12: They are Watching, Even If They Aren't
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Aug 09, 2026 |
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E10: Shoreline Paradox; S11: There is More. There Always Is (Finale)
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Aug 02, 2026 |
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E9: Flow State Gravity Well; S11: Aiming for Privilege
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Aug 01, 2026 |
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E8: I Talk and it Becomes a Thing; S11: Before and after the data centre-fuelled climate crisis (Camel meet straw and needle)
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Aug 01, 2026 |
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E7: Bigger, Big City; S11: Why was the cucumber circumcised?
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Jul 31, 2026 |
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E6: I Don't Quilt Anymore; S11: I don't want to put a trigger warning on this one, but... it's a craft!
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Jul 26, 2026 |
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E5: If You Work in a Restaurant, You're an Addict; S11: 13th Step Heaven
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Jul 26, 2026 |
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E4: Blowhard, Part 2: Handfuls of Gagging Gags; S11: Twelve Barrels per Barrel
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Jul 26, 2026 |
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E3: Psychics are an Interesting Problem; S11: The Being to Courage (Tillich Scramble)
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Jul 26, 2026 |
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E2: Blowhard, Part 3: Six Months; S11: Sex=Interaction. Or is it belonging?
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Jul 26, 2026 |
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E1: The Deadly Sins, How Many?; S11: The Backwards Funnel Paradox
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Jul 25, 2026 |
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E9: Interstitial; S10: Prompt salad connecting everything
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Jul 25, 2026 |
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E10: Blowhard, Part 0: Sal Mineo Is Calling; S10: Predictability is as erotic as Rimbaud (Finale)
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Jul 25, 2026 |
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E8: Blowhard, Part 4: Gatsby Virtue Signalling; S10: In the middle, what does the end matter?
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Jul 24, 2026 |
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E7: Altered States; S10: Dogs, Gods, Drugs, Srudg
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Jul 24, 2026 |
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E6: Blowhard, Part 1: Hippie Yuppie Boomers; S10: Who Gives a Fuck What I Title This—It Won't Help
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Jul 24, 2026 |
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E5: Consciousness Is Not A Luxury; S10: Sentience or Suffering, Take Your Pick!
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Jul 24, 2026 |
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E4: Why Marilyn is More Interesting than Marilyn; S10: Dismantling the "Idea" of Patient Zero (Who Must Have Been a Top)
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Jul 18, 2026 |
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E3: Pitter-Patterns; S10: It's a Hairy Hay Day!
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Jul 18, 2026 |
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E2: Genes on the Side! What does that mean?; S10: Genes and Beans!
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Jul 17, 2026 |
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E1: United States Bowers Thing; S10: Chronic Hairpin Alan Turing
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Jul 16, 2026 |
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E10: Brain Calisthenics; S9: Trauma Rich Deetz (Finale)
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Jul 14, 2026 |
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E9: Bichote; S9: Archeological (or is it illogical? counterintuitive?) Big D Dig
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Jul 11, 2026 |
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E8: Sing Your Life; S9: I Wonder If You'll Sing "Sing Your Life," like Morrissey
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Jul 11, 2026 |
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E7: Dead Linda Cohen Koan; S9: Nothing Means Anything
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Jul 09, 2026 |
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E6: Typing in a Café; E9: Machine Learning Human Learning Machine
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Jul 08, 2026 |
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E5: Second Take Do-Over; S9: The Person Already Bleeding
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Jul 07, 2026 |
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E4: Truth Is Not A Statue; S9: Danger, Vicious Dog gets its theme song!
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Jul 06, 2026 |
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E3: Borrowing from Somebody Else’s Face; S9: The title should be "Make It Useful," but I would never call myself useful.
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Jul 05, 2026 |
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E2: Wedding On a Ranch In Wyoming; S9: Backdoor Betty
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Jul 03, 2026 |
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E1: Queer Agnostic Mystic; S: Revolution 9 (Yes, it's a Beatles Reference, Because I Love that Yoko Broke Up the Band.)
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Jul 01, 2026 |
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E10: People Protect Their Ego (Not Their Truth); S8: Finale!
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Jul 01, 2026 |
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E9: But I Thought You Said that You Hate Your Mother; S8: Setting the Record (Will I Get in Guinness?)
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Jun 29, 2026 |
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E8: Chorus; S8: Dissociative Heaven/Hell
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Jun 29, 2026 |
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E7: Unruly Mind MetaGym; S8: Survival of the Horniest
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Jun 28, 2026 |
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E6: Enjoy the Song That I Have Made
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Jun 27, 2026 |
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E5: The God In You; S8: Cleaning and "Clean"
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Jun 27, 2026 |
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E4: The Big, Big City; S8: Clearing the Backlog
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Jun 27, 2026 |
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E3: E7: The Gospel According to Whoever is Left; S7: 7,7... almost a jackpot
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Jun 26, 2026 |
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E2: Mania and Depression; S8: I'm CERTAIN those are both CERTAINty
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Jun 26, 2026 |
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E1: Whatever the Volcano Wants; S8: Who the f=3k is Art?
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Jun 23, 2026 |
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E10: Everybody's Nose; S7: Atomic Clockwork Orange (Finale)
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Jun 23, 2026 |
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E9: Sociopaths Make the Best Boyfriends; S7: Dissociation and Glitch
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Jun 20, 2026 |
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E8: Side Effect of 7th and Pine; S7: No Trauma Zone?
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Jun 17, 2026 |
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E7: Mind Explosion Sound; S7: Associative Human Superpowers on Display (Do not touch!)
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Jun 14, 2026 |
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E6: Oops!; S7: When the Fat Lady Sings
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Jun 13, 2026 |
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E5: The North; S7: Who Am I? I'll Tell You
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Jun 10, 2026 |
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E4: The Outer Edge of Good Taste; S7: Liberace’s Cousin
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Jun 06, 2026 |
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E3 A Speed Freak’s Critique of Empire; S7: Owning the Libs
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Jun 03, 2026 |
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E2: Welcome to the Algorithm; S7: Non-Alcoholic Libations (maybe just a little)
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May 30, 2026 |
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E1: Crème de cassis; S7: Liberated Panties
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May 24, 2026 |
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E10: Crash the Met Gala; S6: Lesion Leash (finale)
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May 23, 2026 |
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E9: I've Been Waiting; S6: Godot Has AIDS (Shocking Truth Revealed)
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May 20, 2026 |
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E8: My Pet Monkey, S6: Counter‑leash‑ference
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May 16, 2026 |
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E7: The Friendly Driver; S6: Self-Retracting Leash (Ethical Jello Wrestling with Muddy John Waters)
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May 15, 2026 |
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E6: The Other Side; S6: Fleshy Leash-y (Bonus) Or we could just call it Melissa Etheridge
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May 14, 2026 |
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E5: Sepulveda Effigy; S6: Relish the Re-Leash
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May 10, 2026 |
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E4: Onomatopoeia; S6: Up for Lease (Bonus)
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May 09, 2026 |
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E3 Love Is a Group; S6: Lash my lashes with a leash
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May 07, 2026 |
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E2: Left In Silence (Megacolon); S5: (Un)bleached
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May 05, 2026 |
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E1: Bag (with an F) Bashers — S6: Unleashed
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May 03, 2026 |
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E10: Centring the Trans; S5: Lived/Deaded (Finale)
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Apr 19, 2026 |
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E9: Clickbait Debate; S5: Livin' La Vida Loca
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Apr 18, 2026 |
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E8: Clickbait: Privilege, Grooming, Zee/Zim; S5: Just Kill Me
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Apr 18, 2026 |
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E7: Cet épisode concerne le prochain épisode; S5: Edith!
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Apr 08, 2026 |
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E6: Madonna is a Hoar(der); S5: It's Fat Albert
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Apr 06, 2026 |
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E5: Introducing the Privileged Groomer of Zee-Zim; S5: Zsa-ZsAlive!
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Apr 02, 2026 |
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E4: In the Name of $%&#, Part 2; S5: Is It Dead Yet?
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Mar 26, 2026 |
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E3: In the Name of Love, Part I; S5: It's Live!
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Mar 22, 2026 |
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E2: Heraclitus; S5: It's Alive (and Kicking... La. La-la-la-la.)
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Mar 13, 2026 |
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E1: Proof of Concept; S5: It's ALIVE (and fixed)!
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Mar 09, 2026 |
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E10: Harry Hay (name dropping), S4: Brotherhood (Finale)
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Mar 04, 2026 |
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E9: M3: Frank-N-Furter — S4: Really My Brother
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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E8: P4: Noam & Jeffrey, M2: Meth Drinking, S4: Brother Bother
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Mar 03, 2026 |
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E7, P3: The Nuclear Age, M2: Meth Drinking, S4: My Tech Bro
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Feb 28, 2026 |
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E6, P2: Comparative Literature, M2: Meth Drinking, S4: Blah, Blah Brother
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Feb 23, 2026 |
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E5: The Daily Breeze (Bonus), S4: Is My Brother Real?
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Feb 22, 2026 |
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E4: P 1 of 4: Might is Right (Complexification): M2: Meth Drinking, S4: My Real Brother
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Feb 21, 2026 |
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E3: Course Change (Bonus); S4: My Certain Brother
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Feb 15, 2026 |
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E2: Unrealized Potential; S4: My Real Brother, Movement I
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Feb 13, 2026 |
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E1: Interstitial Material (Bonus); S4: My Real Brother?
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Feb 08, 2026 |
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E10: P-Cat; Part IX: Honesty and Weirdness; S3: Extinct Deity (finale)
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Feb 06, 2026 |
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E9: P-Cat; Part VIII: Citronella Cinderella; S3: Ext. Deity
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Feb 03, 2026 |
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E8: P-Cat; Part VII: Black Sesame Narcissistic Supply; S3: Temp Ditty
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Feb 01, 2026 |
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E7: P-Cat; Part VI: Horribly Teenage Straight Kid's Nightmare; S3: Itsy Bitsy
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Feb 01, 2026 |
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E6: P-Cat, Part V: Morrissey's Celibate Shirt Undone; S3: Eity Eity
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Jan 31, 2026 |
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E5: P-Cat; Part IV: Mind Mined with Mines; S3: Extemporaneity Deity
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Jan 29, 2026 |
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E4: P-Cat; Part III: One of the Boys; S3: Spontaneity (sic) Deity
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Jan 28, 2026 |
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E3: Starts with a P and it's a Cat; Part II: Orchestral Fat Maneuvers in the Godzilla; S3: Extemporaneity Deity
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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E2: Starts with a P and it's a Cat; Part I: Communicating without a Messenger; Season 3: Extemporaneity Deity
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Jan 26, 2026 |
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E1: Die While You Try; S3: Extemporaneity Deity
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Jan 24, 2026 |
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E10: Seeing the Light (It's A Gas), E2: Sacrè Bleu
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Jan 15, 2026 |
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E9: Between Raunchy and Tasteless, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu
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Jan 14, 2026 |
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E8: Flowering Fauna, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu
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Jan 13, 2026 |
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E7: Radius of Comfort, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu
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Jan 13, 2026 |
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E6: E2: Welcome (Do Not Pet), Part 2: Diverginity, S1: Failure of Language, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu
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Jan 05, 2026 |
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E5: Prelude to Raunchy Tastelessness; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu
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Jan 03, 2026 |
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E4: BREAK; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu
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Jan 02, 2026 |
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E3: ROOT; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu
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Jan 01, 2026 |
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E2: Choosing Your Battles; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu
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Dec 27, 2025 |
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E1: Mary Shelley Recipe Book; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu
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Dec 26, 2025 |
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E10: Sacre Bleu, Part III: Humble Beginnings; S1: Failure of Language (Finale)
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Dec 24, 2025 |
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E9: Sacre Bleu, Part II: Beakless Chicken; S1: Failure of Language
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Dec 20, 2025 |
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E8: E6: Sacre Bleu, Part I: Candy Wrapper; S1: Failure of Language
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Dec 17, 2025 |
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E7: Why Would You Want to Get to Know Someone Who Was Going to Die; S1: Failure of Language
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Dec 15, 2025 |
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E6: Endless Interlude (On Ludes); S1: Failure of Language
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Dec 13, 2025 |
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E5: Geometric Jell-O Piercing Abortion, S1: Failure of Language
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Dec 05, 2025 |
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E4: Gen-Qˣ — Particles Waving from the 51st State: Season 1: Carthaginian Peace, Episode 3: Powder Puff Girls (S1: Failure of Language)
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Dec 01, 2025 |
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E3: Natural Fudge Company, S1: Failure of Language
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Nov 30, 2025 |
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E2: TAPS, S1: Failure of Language
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Nov 29, 2025 |
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E1: Welcome! (Do Not Pet), S1: Failure of Language
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Nov 23, 2025 |