Old Codger with Courtney T. Edison | WFMU

By Courtney T. Edison and WFMU

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The Old Codger: playing 78 RPM records like they're going out of style!

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His intellect reminds you of flies that swarm around garbage in summer and delight in what they can discover. from Apr 17, 2024
Apr 18, 2024
Projected to reach Peak Anger by 2030. from Mar 29, 2022
Mar 30, 2022
Money donated during this hour funds the Codger's "infrastructure" needs (whiskey, cigars, Chinese takeout, rare 78rpm discs). Booker T. Bodenheim co-hosts. from Mar 8, 2022
Mar 30, 2022
Courtney faces off against his nemesis, DJ Fablio! from Mar 15, 2022
Mar 30, 2022
Says that much of what he hears on WFMU reminds him of "large stones being thrown into a dump-cart." from Feb 22, 2022
Feb 23, 2022
An hour listening to The Old Codger Show is 12 minutes well-spent. from Feb 15, 2022
Feb 23, 2022
He secretly wants to ruin everything worthwhile until the rest of the world is as ugly as his soul. from Jan 11, 2022
Jan 26, 2022
Descended from some of the great rope and lamppost artists of the world. from Jan 18, 2022
Jan 26, 2022
So old his blood type was discontinued. from Jan 25, 2022
Jan 26, 2022
A stormy petrel of unbalanced mental potentialities. from Jan 4, 2022
Jan 05, 2022
He's the answer to your prayers. And the answer is, "NO!" from Dec 14, 2021
Dec 29, 2021
Blink and you're passé! from Dec 21, 2021
Dec 29, 2021
Codger: "You throw one piece of equipment at the station manager and suddenly you're branded 'difficult to work with'." from Dec 28, 2021
Dec 29, 2021
You keep forgetting he's still alive. from Dec 7, 2021
Dec 15, 2021
He'll steal anything that isn't nailed down. And anything he can pry loose isn't nailed down. from Nov 23, 2021
Dec 01, 2021
"The Codger's brain is a sepulcher furnished with a load of broken and discarnate bones." - Joseph Glanvill from Nov 30, 2021
Dec 01, 2021
Knew Gatsby when he was just "pretty good." from Nov 2, 2021
Nov 03, 2021
Empathied out since 1931. from Oct 5, 2021
Oct 20, 2021
Gus Bodenheim sits in Courtney's chair, fills his shoes, and depletes his whiskey. from Oct 12, 2021
Oct 20, 2021
His cynicism is not cheap! from Oct 19, 2021
Oct 20, 2021
His very existence affirms Faulkner's observation that "The past is never dead. It's not even past." from Sep 28, 2021
Sep 29, 2021
"The Codger never sees a good quality in a man and never fails to see bad ones. He is the human owl, vigilant in darkness, blind to light, always mousing for vermin and never seeing noble game." — H.W. Beecher from Aug 10, 2021
Sep 22, 2021
Claims the 21st is the worst century he's ever lived in. from Aug 17, 2021
Sep 22, 2021
"The Codger is a dark little archaic personage—hard, compact, unscrupulous, imitative, and neatly vulgar." — H.G. Wells from Aug 24, 2021
Sep 22, 2021
Hubris is his other middle name. from Sep 7, 2021
Sep 22, 2021
Recently spent a week in Arkansas to get his liver drained. from Sep 14, 2021
Sep 22, 2021
Once asked what to feed babies, he recommended suntan lotion, dust bunnies, clumps of bread soaked in rubbing alcohol, and pennies. from Sep 21, 2021
Sep 22, 2021
Laura Cantrell hosts while Courtney is off being a miscreant-at-large from Aug 31, 2021
Sep 01, 2021
His excuses make the labyrinth seem like the shortest distance between two points. from Aug 3, 2021
Aug 04, 2021
His state implies a necessary curse: when not himself, he's mad; when most himself, he's worse. from Jul 20, 2021
Jul 21, 2021
Specializing in locally sourced, free-range, organic, sustainable misery. from Jun 29, 2021
Jul 14, 2021
Never nominated for a Peabody, but takes first prize for narcissism, peevishness and vulgarity. from Jul 13, 2021
Jul 14, 2021
Rejects the five-second rule. In his house they observe the three-day rule. Except for liquids, to which he applies a strict 10-minute rule. from Jul 6, 2021
Jul 13, 2021
Even his mildest observations reek of vinegar. from Jun 22, 2021
Jun 23, 2021
"This louse is Dickensian in his meanness, filth, and insensitivity to ordinary human beings." – Laurence Bergreen from Jun 8, 2021
Jun 23, 2021
The Devil Caught Me Nappin' (Guest Host: Monica) from Jun 15, 2021
Jun 23, 2021
Fats All, Folks! Birthday Tribute to the Great Mr. Thomas Waller from May 20, 2021
Jun 04, 2021
The only guy who would abduct your cat, and when the ransom is paid, you get back more cats. from May 27, 2021
Jun 04, 2021
"A lot of people think they're nostalgic for radio theater, and they're wrong." – Hearty White from Jun 3, 2021
Jun 03, 2021
The next person who tells him to "stay safe" won’t be. from May 13, 2021
May 14, 2021
A matchless holder of grudges. from May 6, 2021
May 14, 2021
"Ten minutes in his company leads me to the threshold of madness, almost murder." — "Chips" Channon from Apr 29, 2021
Apr 30, 2021
Downs a lot of whiskey, considers it "infrastructure." from Apr 15, 2021
Apr 26, 2021
Don't mention cancel culture to Courtney. He's not a stamp collector. from Apr 8, 2021
Apr 09, 2021
Someone tried to dictate his pronouns. When he finished with the perp, all they found was a zipper. from Apr 1, 2021
Apr 02, 2021
Has a natural immunity to viruses, poxes, modesty, logic, and reason. from Mar 18, 2021
Apr 02, 2021
A messenger of Satan to torment you, and keep you from being too elated. from Mar 25, 2021
Apr 02, 2021
Using the radio airwaves as a spittoon since 1928. from Mar 11, 2021
Mar 12, 2021
He's a blowhard. And the drunker he gets, the harder he blows. from Mar 4, 2021
Mar 12, 2021
He never drinks between 10 and 11 am Mondays just to ensure he's not addicted to the stuff. from Feb 25, 2021
Feb 26, 2021
He owns two revolvers and his brother owns at least a dozen, though neither of them has fired one since the close of the Liberty Bond drives. from Feb 18, 2021
Feb 19, 2021
Leading the fight to raise the wages of sin to $18/hr. from Feb 11, 2021
Feb 12, 2021
For decades scholars of karmic justice have been debating how he's managed to evade the gallows. from Jan 21, 2021
Feb 05, 2021
He has that certain je ne sais what? from Jan 28, 2021
Feb 05, 2021
Gus Bodenheim services the Old Codger's listenership this week. from Feb 4, 2021
Feb 05, 2021
Keep your beard out of his soup. from Jan 14, 2021
Jan 15, 2021
In a new poll, his approval rating has edged up to 5% (with a margin of error of 6%). from Jan 7, 2021
Jan 15, 2021
Old enough to remember the Dead Sea when it was just sick. from Nov 19, 2020
Jan 15, 2021
Scratch his breech and he'll claw your elbow. from Nov 26, 2020
Jan 15, 2021
Went out to buy arugula and quinoa, came back with bourbon, chewing tobacco and ammo. He really needs to get new glasses. from Dec 3, 2020
Jan 15, 2021
His testimony before the Mills Commission in 1905 clinched Abner Doubleday's acclaim as the inventor of baseball. from Dec 10, 2020
Jan 15, 2021
Do you like worms? He's about to open a large can of them. from Dec 24, 2020
Jan 15, 2021
His home is a quack's sanitarium for nervous diseases, treated with medicines of high alcoholic content and "doctor"-prescribed, whiskey-based potions. from Nov 12, 2020
Nov 13, 2020
Kicking off Lumbago Awareness Month from Nov 5, 2020
Nov 06, 2020
He has a lamp fashioned in the shape of Sophie Tucker's thigh. from Oct 29, 2020
Oct 29, 2020
A talkative footnote. from Oct 22, 2020
Oct 22, 2020
The wreckage of days departed, every completed show a funeral gone by. from Oct 15, 2020
Oct 15, 2020
"The Codger demonstrates a laughingstock of intelligence, a stench in the nostrils of the gods of the ionosphere." — Lee De Forest from Oct 8, 2020
Oct 09, 2020
"All that is loathsome, drooping, and decayed is here." — Charles Dickens III from Sep 24, 2020
Oct 09, 2020
Everyone he meets acquires the awesome power to peer into his soul and correctly assume the worst. from Oct 1, 2020
Oct 09, 2020
In the reverie lane, the speed limit is determined by the slowest car. from Sep 17, 2020
Sep 17, 2020
You may think he's living in the past, but he's living your future. from Sep 10, 2020
Sep 10, 2020
He's always "me"-deep in conversation. from Sep 3, 2020
Sep 04, 2020
His sense of decency hasn't taken a holiday — it's on sabbatical. from Aug 27, 2020
Aug 27, 2020
When he's finally recycled as cat food, he'll be "indoor senior." from Aug 20, 2020
Aug 20, 2020
He's a black & white supremacist. from Aug 13, 2020
Aug 13, 2020
Always asks for plastic bags at the grocer, because despite what environmentalists claim, he doesn't believe there's a plastic shortage. from Aug 6, 2020
Aug 07, 2020
Still has that new cadaver smell! from Jul 30, 2020
Jul 31, 2020
Exercise? The only part of him that's ever jogged is his memory. from Jul 23, 2020
Jul 23, 2020
He doesn't want your respect. He wants nothing less than graven images. from Jul 16, 2020
Jul 16, 2020
Everything he touches turns to mold. from Jul 9, 2020
Jul 09, 2020
Patient Zero for the Miasma Theory of Broadcasting. from Jul 2, 2020
Jul 03, 2020
Sorry—he left his compassion in his other soul. from Jun 25, 2020
Jun 26, 2020
Welcome to the Codger's Happy Autonomous Zone! from Jun 18, 2020
Jun 18, 2020
The zeitgeist is SO out of touch with him. from Jun 11, 2020
Jun 11, 2020
He looks forward to giving back to the community. There's so much he's stolen. from Nov 5, 2019
Nov 06, 2019
He's a crusty parasite and WFMU is the host organism. from Jul 25, 2017
Jul 26, 2017
His karma deficit is beyond recoupment. from Jul 18, 2017
Jul 19, 2017
He doesn't choose the lesser of two evils; he chooses the one he hasn't tried yet. from Jun 14, 2016
Jun 15, 2016
Codger (1926): "Valentino must have a successor somewhere, and it might as well be me." from Apr 5, 2016
Apr 06, 2016
Shut Up, Hippies! (Fill-in for Shut Up, Weirdo, 6-7pm Eastern) from Dec 25, 2015
Dec 26, 2015
"The Codger is endowed with awful powers of evil, to the exercise of which he might at any time set his malignant will." – Ambrose Bierce from Sep 15, 2015
Sep 16, 2015
First he tells you that he's gonna tell you what he thinks, then he tells you what he thinks, then he tells you what he just told you. from Jul 14, 2015
Jul 15, 2015
Likes his lovin' as he likes his cars: hand-cranked. from Dec 24, 2014
Dec 25, 2014
He's the spokesman for his generation—because he's the only one left. from Jul 15, 2014
Jul 16, 2014
An hour of purloined platters rudely interrupted by grating harangues and emphatic salivary discharge. from Jul 8, 2014
Jul 09, 2014
A non-renewable fossil fool. from Mar 18, 2014
Mar 19, 2014
Life was so much simpler when there were only three Stooges. from Jan 6, 2014
Jan 07, 2014
Tonight's forecast: partly cranky with a 60% chance of rage. from Nov 12, 2013
Nov 13, 2013
All the vices you admire, none of the virtues you detest. from Aug 13, 2013
Aug 14, 2013
He doesn't need to prove he's God's gift to women. The facts speak for themselves. from Apr 16, 2013
Apr 17, 2013
He's not old enough to have known the baby Jesus, but he recalls as a youth reading the obit. from Dec 25, 2012
Dec 26, 2012
An hour of brutish entertainment from Dec 4, 2012
Dec 05, 2012
A quasi-life force fueled by steamed cabbage, cigar stubs plucked from the gutter, and petty grievances. from Oct 23, 2012
Oct 24, 2012