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American soccer show focused on the USMNT, EPL, Champions League, MLS and more

Episode Date
Weekend Review: Liverpool hit the ground running, City cruise past Arsenal, and much, much more
01:24:48

We take a look back at the weekend that was using our patented TSS method: thumbs up/down. Romelu Lukaku would approve.

Spoiler alert: it's about 95% Premier League. So, if you're looking for news about the Danish second division, we apologize.

Today's show sponsored by...

SEATGEEK! Download the app and enter promo code "TSS" for $20 off your first ticket purchase.

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Aug 13, 2018
Man Utd v Leicester City review — the Premier League is back, baby!
39:29

No spoilers! At least not until you click play. We review Man Utd v Leicester as the EPL gets rolling once again.

Today's show is sponsored by Ruffneck Scarves. Use discount code "TOTALSOCCERSHOW" for 20% off at http://ruffneckscarves.com

Aug 10, 2018
Premier League preview and predictions: Southampton, Tottenham, Watford, West Ham, Wolverhampton
01:34:08

At long last, it has arrived... PART FOUR OF OUR PREMIER LEAGUE PREVIEW EXTRAVAGANZA IS HERE! ...and here are your timestamps:

5:05 — SOUTHAMPTON

Spinning, twirling, and whirling their way into the middle of the table, much to Daryl's delight.

19:05 — TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Is their record-setting lack of signings good or bad? We debate!

33:27 — Today's show is sponsored by THE ATHLETIC! Get 40% off a subscription when you go to http://theathletic.com/tssaugust

37:15 — WATFORD

A roster assembled with the goal of making casual fans say, "...who?"

48:00 — WEST HAM

All quiet on the East London front.

1:09:15 WOLVERHAMPTON

How would the Portugal national team fair if it played in the Premier League? Wolves are determined to find out.

1:24:52 - Updating the many, many names in the TSS Scouting Network!

Aug 10, 2018
Premier League preview and predictions: Leicester, Liverpool, Man City, Man Utd, Newcastle
01:27:51

Part three of our four-part Premier League preview extravaganza. Here are your timestamps:

5:05 — LEICESTER CITY

Puel's possession plan, featuring a former US president.

19:05 — LIVERPOOL

We discuss all the Kloppgrades at Anfield

33:27 — Today's show is sponsored by THE ATHLETIC! Get 40% off a subscription when you go to http://theathletic.com/tssaugust

37:15 — MANCHESTER CITY

Guardiola gets ready to repeat

48:00 — MANCHESTER UNITED

Lots to complain about for Jose Mourinho

1:09:15 NEWCASTLE UNITED

Rafa Benitez goes bargain hunting

Aug 09, 2018
Premier League preview and predictions: Chelsea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Fulham, Huddersfield
01:33:16

Part two of our four-part Premier League preview series. Today's teams, with timestamps:

3:10 — CHELSEA

A whole new style of pressing and passing means never having to say you're Sarri ...

28:30 — CRYSTAL PALACE

Prepare for super Zaha-dom.

41:15 — LIVERPOOL JEANS

Today's show is sponsored by Liverpool Jeans! Use code "TSS" for 20% off at http://liverpooljeans.com

Also: email to contact@totalsoccershow.com a picture of you wearing your WORST pair of jeans, and we'll send the two "winners" a fresh pair of LJ's.

44:30 — EVERTON

Marco Silva prepares to change everything at Goodison Park. We also debate the pros and cons of managers bringing players with them.

1:00:30 — Update on yesterday's fundraiser to help a young man enter a residential recovery facility. Link: https://www.gofundme.com/the-healing-place-admission

1:02:15 — FULHAM

Schurrle a team to watch.

1:16:10 — HUDDERSFIELD

Baldly going into a second Premier League season without any major new signings.

1:25:30 — SCOUTING NETWORK UPDATE!

 

 

 

 

 

Aug 07, 2018
Premier League preview and predictions: Arsenal, Bournemouth, Brighton, Burnley, Cardiff
01:24:39

Welcome to our four-part Premier League preview! get to know every team in some depth before the big kickoff. Or, if you're selfish, just listen to the part about your team. :)

TIMESTAMPS:

6:15 — ARSENAL

New coach, new setup, new style, new players!

23:40 — Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek. Download the app and enter promo code "TSS" for $20 off your first ticket purchase.

25:35 — BOURNEMOUTH

Pass, pass, pass! And hope Nathan are doesn't get injured.

40:20 — BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION

The Pascal Gross show is about to begin. Also playing: Alireza Jahanbakhsh.

56:00 — Fundraiser to change a young man's life. We need $2,500 by Friday and we're halfway there. --> https://www.gofundme.com/the-healing-place-admission

58:20 — BURNLEY

The secret to Burnley's defending explained. (Seriously)

1:12:05 — CARDIFF CITY

Long balls galore in Neil Warnock's fifth attempt at the Premier League.

Aug 06, 2018
MLS All-Star Game, adding a USMNT player to the USWNT, where would you play Usain Bolt?
25:43

We review the MLS All-Star Game and answer three listener questions.

Today's show is sponsored by Express VPN. Visit http://expressvpn.com/totalsoccershow for three months free with a one-year package.

Aug 02, 2018
Will Christian Pulisic or Weston McKennie be the better player? Plus more listener questions with The Cooligans
36:08

Recording live in the basement of our hotel in Atlanta, Daryl and Taylor are joined by The Cooligans (Alexis "Papa John" Guerreros and Christian Polanco) to answer your listener questions! Apologies in advance for the mic noise... we moved around a lot.

Today's show is brought to you by Seatgeek! Download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code "TSS" in the settings for $20 off your first ticket purchase.

Today's show is sponsored by HIMS. Go to http://forhims.com/totalsoccer to get a trial month of $5.

Jul 31, 2018
Who should be the next USMNT coach? (w/ The Cooligans!)
59:43

Daryl and Taylor are joined Alexis and Christian (aka The Cooligans) to discuss their favored candidates for next USMNT head coach.

Also mentioned: our #SaveTheCrew show in Columbus, the dramatic finale of El Trafico, and looking ahead to our Chicago and Atlanta live shows.

Want to see us on tour? Go to http://totalsoccershow.com/tour

Today's show sponsored by Ruffneck Scarves. Go to http://ruffneckscarves.com and use "TOTALSOCCERSHOW" at checkout for 20% off.

 

Jul 27, 2018
Cooligans host-swap listener questions special, w/ Alexis Guerreros
47:19

Daryl is joined by temporary Taylor replacement Alexis Guerreros of The Cooligans to answer six listener questions.

Today's show is sponsored by Squarespace. Build your site for free at http://squarespace.com and then, when you launch, use code TSS for a 10% discount.

 

 

Jul 24, 2018
Listener Questions: who will win the 2019 Copa, the 2020 Euros, and the 2022 World Cup, plus many, many more!
54:01

We're back in studio and we've got listener questions to answer! 

1) If you had to pick right now, who would be your favorites to win the 2019 Copa America, Euro 2020, and 2022 World Cup?

2) Why is Great Britain broken up into England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland for the World Cup but not for the Olympics?

3) Assume for a second that instead of Juventus, Ronaldo came to MLS. What would his impact be on the field? Could he improve his team anymore than say, Zlatan?

Today's show is brought to you by Seatgeek! Download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code "TSS" in the settings for $20 off your first ticket purchase.

4) For the 2026 World Cup, should Fox consider talking to NBC and ESPN and possibly BeIN and trying to "loan" better announcers or analysts?

5) What are the primary differences among the 10, 8 and false 9 roles?

6) If FIFA had implemented an "unlimited substitutions" rule for the 2018 World Cup, meaning a coach could sub in and out the same player as many times in a match as he wanted, which team would have benefited the most?

Today's show is brought to you by SIMPLE CONTACTS — order your lenses at http://simplecontacts.com/TSS20 or use code "TSS20" at checkout for 20% off the cost of your lenses. Need to renew your prescription? No problem, you can do a five-minute vision test via the Simple Contacts app or website.

7) What's the difference between a volley and a half-volley?

8) When a player gets injured and needs treatment why do the medical staff who come onto the field wear soccer boot/cleats?  Wouldn’t a pair of regular tennis shoes suffice?

9)  If national teams could somehow trade players, which trade would be the most impactful and beneficial for both counties?

Jul 23, 2018
Summer transfer quiz!
34:22

Recorded from our hotel room in Kansas City, Taylor quizzes Daryl on all the latest transfer activity.

Richmond listeners! Come see us at The Funny Bone on Monday, July 23. Ticket link is here: http://bit.ly/TSSRVA

 

 

 

Jul 20, 2018
What's the legacy of this World Cup? Who had the best goal celebration? Which players played out of position?
53:19

We answer nine listener questions about the 2018 World Cup:

What will be the long-term legacy of Russia 2018?

Should we bring back the golden goal for the next World Cup?

What were the tactical trends?

What language do refs speak?

Is the yellow card rule fair? Or is there a better way to do it?

Which players played out of position?

Why so many World Cup winners fail at the following World Cup? Will this happen to France?

Who had the best goal celebration?

Why doe sit seem that teams have a better chance of scoring on set pieces at the World Cup?

SPONSORS!

Today's show is sponsored by RX Bar. For 25% off your first order, go to http://rxbar.com/soccer and use code "soccer" at checkout.

Today's show is sponsored by Squarespace. Build your website at http://squarespace.com and use code "TSS" when you launch for 10%.

Jul 17, 2018
What were the most memorable World Cup moments? Which player raised his profile? And more listener questions ...
01:01:54

We answer nine World Cup-themed listener questions on today's TSS:

Who would have had the best chance against France?

Which coach under-performed? (And who over-performed)

What will be the most memorable moments from this World Cup?

Did the US do anything to "help" France?

What should Spain have done differently vs Russia?

When does Kylian Mbappe surpass Ronaldo, Messi, and Neymar?

Which player benefited the most from the World Cup?

Which player hurt his transfer chances?

What are some alternatives to penalty kicks?

LINKS!

"The Moral Clarity of Pussy Riot’s Protest" by Masha Gessen in The New Yorker --> https://www.newyorker.com/sporting-scene/replay/world-cup-2018-the-moral-clarity-of-pussy-riots-protest

SPONSORS!

Download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code "TSS" in the settings for $20 off your first ticket purchase.

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Jul 16, 2018
France v Croatia: 2018 World Cup Final review
49:20

No spoilers for those of you who might not yet have seen the result, but this episode is ALLLLLL about the World Cup Final. Enjoy!

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Jul 15, 2018
World Cup Final in-depth preview: France v Croatia
01:04:07

We get deliciously deep and detailed in our France v Croatia preview. Tactics, players to watch, how we see this game going, and plenty more besides.

Today's show is sponsored by The Athletic. Get 40 percent off an Athletic subscription by going to http://theathletic.com/tssworldup

Today's show is also sponsored by Ruffneck Scarves. Go to http://RuffneckScarves.com and use code "TOTALSOCCERSHOW" for 20% off. 

Jul 13, 2018
World Cup semi-final: Croatia v England review
53:12

No spoilers, as always... and only one game to discuss, so no time stamps either! 

SPONSORS!

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Jul 12, 2018
World Cup semi-final: France v Belgium review, plus: Ronaldo to Juve
01:00:52

We go deeeeeeeeep on the France vs Belgium semifinal, including what happened on that corner-kick and how both coaches got their tactics mostly correct.

Daryl does briefly forget Marouane Fellaini's first name but otherwise this is a solid episode of the Total Soccer Show.

We also have small updates on the England v Croatia semifinal, plus give our reaction to the Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus move.

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---MUSIC!!!---

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Jul 11, 2018
World Cup Semi-Final Previews: France v Belgium and England v Croatia
54:23

0:00 - Jesse Marsch is heading to the Bundesliga... as an assistant. Is that a good move or a bad move? We discuss.

11:07 - Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek, the very best way to buy tickets to live events. Get $20 off your first SeatGeek purchase when you download the app and enter promo code "TSS" in the settings.

14:26 - France v Belgium preview

30:13 - Today's show is sponsored by ExpressVPN! They're an easy-to-use VPN that lets you keep your online activity private while you browse, email, download and stream. To get learn more about the services they offer OR to get 3 months free on a 1-year package, go to ExpressVPN.com/TOTALSOCCERSHOW 

32:13 - Croatia v England preview

48:53 - Updating the TSS Scouting Network

Jul 09, 2018
World Cup Quarterfinals: England v Sweden, Croatia v Russia review
58:27

No timestamps on this one because it's pretty straightforward — we spend the first half of the show talking about England v Sweden and the second half talking about Croatia v Russia.

Don't be put off by Daryl's fandom, we do eventually get to properly analyzing the England game, and Raheem Sterling's role within the England team.

Today's sponsors: 

LIVERPOOL JEANS — premium quality jeans at non-premium prices. They're both stylish and comfortable, particularly when you're stressing out during a World Cup game. Visit http://liverpooljeans.com and use code "TSS" at checkout for a full 20% off.

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Jul 07, 2018
World Cup Quarterfinals: Uruguay v France and Brazil v Belgium review, plus Sweden v England preview
01:22:13

One half of the 2018 World Cup quarterfinals are in the book, and there's much to be discussed.

0:00 - France v Uruguay

19:19 - Today's show is sponsored by The Athletic! Get FORTY PERCENT OFF A SUBSCRIPTION by going to http://www.theathletic.com/tssworldcup

25:13 - Brazil v Belgium

52:48 - Today's show is sponsored by ExpressVPN! They're an easy-to-use VPN that lets you keep your online activity private while you browse, email, download and stream. To get learn more about the services they offer OR to get 3 months free on a 1-year package, go to ExpressVPN.com/TOTALSOCCERSHOW 

55:18 - Sweden v England Preview

1:10:14 - Russia v Croatia Preview, and a chat about doping

Jul 06, 2018
Ronaldo to Juventus rumor, World Cup quarterfinals, plus: The Cooligans!
01:15:19

Packed show! We open with some Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus for 100 million euros rumor (from 0:59), and then we preview Friday';s quarterfinals:

9:30 — Uruguay vs France preview

20:40 — Brazil vs Belgium preview

31:45 — Talking to The Cooligans, aka Alexis Guerreros and Christian Palonco, about the upcoming tour. We ask the two professional standups, what is it like to go on tour and how can we survive two weeks and all still be friends at the end?

Looking for World Cup Comedy Tour tickets? Right here! --> https://www.worldcupcomedytour.com/

1:05:00 — Updates from the Total Soccer Show Scouting Network, including the latest on Efrain Alvarez and Alex Mendez.

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Looking for the Gabriele Marcotti story on Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus? Here it is: http://www.espn.co.uk/football/club/real-madrid/86/blog/post/3556616/cristiano-ronaldo-swapping-real-madrid-for-juventus-not-so-fast

 

 

Jul 06, 2018
Round of 16: Sweden v Switzerland and Colombia v England reviews
55:52

Going to try very hard not to spoil things here... to the extent that I'm avoiding exclamation points entirely. Anyway...

1:20 - Sweden v Switzerland.

14:48 - We take a moment to discuss Wayne Rooney's move to Washington courtesy of our friends over at Seatgeek. Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek, the very best way to buy tickets to live events. Get $20 off your first SeatGeek purchase when you download the app and enter promo code "TSS" in the settings.

17:13 - Our emotional reaction to Colombia v England...

27:34 - Today's show is sponsored by LIVERPOOL JEANS — premium quality jeans at non-premium prices. They're both stylish and comfortable, particularly when you're stressing out during a World Cup game. Visit http://liverpooljeans.com and use code "TSS" at checkout for a full 20% off.

29:00 - Our slightly more analytical/tactical review of Colombia v England. 

Jul 03, 2018
Brazil v Mexico and Belgium v Japan reviews, plus Colombia v England preview
01:23:58

After the snooze fests on Sunday, Monday's games brought ALLLLL the action. Without further spoilers...

0:00 - Brazil v Mexico

34:26 - Belgium v Japan

1:03:10 - Sweden v Switzerland preview

1:11:19 - Colombia v England preview

Today's show is sponsored by:

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Jul 02, 2018
Round of 16: Russia v Spain, Croatia v Denmark review
50:04

We review all the Ramos and Pique action, plus the madness unleashed by Denmark's long throws.

Timestamps:

00:00 — Russia v Spain review

19:30 — Croatia v Denmark review

36:30 — Previews of Brazil v Mexico and Belgium v Japan

Today's show is sponsored by HIMS. Go to http://forhims.com/totalsoccer to get a trial month of $5.

Bonus shoutout to The Athletic. Get 40% off a subscription via http://theathletic.com/tssworldcup

 

Jul 01, 2018
Round of 16: France v Argentina, Uruguay v Portugal review
01:07:19

Full reviews (and then some) of both of today's Runs of 16 games.

Here are your timestamps:

00:00 — France vs Argentina

31:45 — Portugal v Uruguay

53:45 — Previewing Spain v Russia, Croatia v Denmark

Today's show is sponsored by LIVERPOOL JEANS — premium quality jeans at non-premium prices. These are men's jeans with just a little bit of stretch making them both stylish and comfortable. Visit http://liverpooljeans.com and use code "TSS" at checkout for a full 20% off.

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Jun 30, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group G and H finales review, plus France v Argentina and Uruguay v Portugal previews
01:16:32

The group stage is now officially in the books! But before we get to the knockout round, we've got some reviewing to do:

0:00 - Senegal v Colombia

16:16 - Japan v Poland

23:18 - Today's show is sponsored by The Athletic! Get FORTY PERCENT OFF A SUBSCRIPTION by going to http://www.theathletic.com/tssworldcup

28:15 - England v Belgium

50:49 - Panama v Tunisia

56:42 - Today's show is sponsored by RUFFNECK SCARVES! They've got all your World Cup scarf-related needs covered! Use code "TOTALSOCCERSHOW" at http://RuffneckScarves.com for 20% off anything you see.

58:32 - Previewing Saturday's Round of 16 action... France v Argentina and Uruguay v Portugal! 

Jun 28, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group E and F finales review
01:05:30

We review all the action from the final day of groups E and F.  Timestamps below.

00:00 — Mexico v Sweden

20:30 — Germany v Korea

36:45 — Brazil v Serbia

48:55 — Switzerland v Costa Rica (briefly)

55:10 — previews of Japan v Poland, Senegal v Colombia, Panama v Tunisia, England v Belgium

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Jun 28, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group C and Group D finales review
01:13:24

So.... that all happened. Some boring results and some wildly dramatic finishes. In the end, there's lots to be discussed!

0:00 - Denmark v France

9:06 - Australia v Peru

16:26 - Today's show is sponsored by LIVERPOOL JEANS, who offer premium quality jeans at non-premium prices. These are men's jeans with just a little bit of stretch making them both stylish and comfortable. Visit http://liverpooljeans.com and use code "TSS" at checkout for a full 20% off.

18:32 - Nigeria v Argentina

43:09 - Today's show is sponsored by LITTLE NOMAD, a modern lifestyle boutique for your little ones, carrying a thoughtful mix of clothes, books, toys and other great gifts for kids. Go to http://littlenomadshop.com and click SHOP to take a look. Highly recommended.

45:45 - Iceland v Croatia

52:19 - Previewing Group F and Group E finales! 

South Korea v Germany

Mexico v Sweden

Serbia v Brazil

Switzerland v Costa Rica

 

Jun 27, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group A and Group B finales review
01:17:51

Here are your timestamps:

0:30 — An apology to everyone on the West Coast

1:05  — Russia v Uruguay

16:35 — Egypt v Saudi Arabia

27:38 — Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek, the very best way to buy tickets to live events. Get $20 off your first SeatGeek purchase when you download the app and enter promo code "TSS" in the settings.

31:05 — Morocco v Spain

43:25 — Iran v Portugal

57:25 — Group C finale previews: Denmark vs France adnd Australia vs Peru

1:05:50 — Group D finale previews: Nigeria v Argentina, Iceland v Croatia

Jun 25, 2018
England v Panama, Japan v Senegal and Poland v Colombia review
01:19:30

Round 2 of the group stage is officially in the books, and we've got lots to talk about!

Here are your spoiler-free timestamps:

0:00 - Surprise! There's more news about Argentina!

2:17 - England v Panama

23:18 - NEW SPONSOR ALERT! Welcome to the Total Soccer Show... Grip6! Their goal is to LITERALLY make the best belts that have ever been made. No holes, no flap, and a super-comfortable belt buckle! Best of all, our listeners can get 15% off at checkout by heading over to www.grip6.com

26:33 - Japan v Senegal

42:22 - Today's show is sponsored by Squarespace! Build your website for free at http://squarespace.com and then use code "TSS" to save 10% when you launch.

45:37 - Poland v Colombia

1:03:55 - Previewing Monday's games!

 

Jun 24, 2018
Germany v Sweden, Mexico v Korea, Belgium v Tunisia review
01:28:06

We start with a quick quiz about World Cup commercials, then we get into reviewing all of Saturday's action. Here are your spoiler-free timestamps:

1:55 — Belgium v Tunisia

17:30 — Mexico v Korea

39:45 — Germany v Sweden

1:00:05 — Previews of England v Panama, Japan v Senegal, Poland v Colombia

---TODAY'S SPONSORS!---

LITTLE NOMAD is a modern lifestyle boutique for your little ones, carrying a thoughtful mix of clothes, books, toys and other great gifts for kids. Go to http://littlenomadshop.com and click SHOP to take a look. Highly recommended.

LIVERPOOL JEANS offer premium quality jeans at non-premium prices. These are men's jeans with just a little bit of stretch making them both stylish and comfortable. Visit http://liverpooljeans.com and use code "TSS" at checkout for a full 20% off.

 

 

Jun 23, 2018
Brazil v Costa Rica, Nigeria v Iceland, and Serbia v Switzerland review
01:15:59

It's Day 9 at the World Cup!

Timestamps and no spoilers:

0:00 - Updates on Argentina and what happens next for them.

6:35 - Brazil v Costa Rica

22:13 - Nigeria v Iceland

35:50 - Today's show sponsored by RUFFNECK SCARVES! They've got all your World Cup scarf-related needs covered! Use code "TOTALSOCCERSHOW" at http://RuffneckScarves.com for 20% off anything you see.

38:21 - Serbia v Switzerland

55:03 - Previewing Saturday's games:

Belgium v Tunisia

Germany v Sweden

South Korea v Mexico

 

Jun 22, 2018
Argentina v Croatia, Australia v Denmark, France v Peru review
01:10:37

All today's games reviewed!

Timestamps:

00:00 — Australia v Denmark

15:05 — France v Peru

28:20 — Today's show sponsored by The Athletic! Get FORTY PERCENT OFF A SUBSCRIPTION by going to http://www.theathletic.com/tssworldcup

31:36 — Argentina v Croatia

59:27 — Previewing tomorrow's games: Brazil v Costa Rica, Nigeria v Iceland, Serbia v Switzerland

Jun 21, 2018
Portugal v Morocco, Uruguay v Saudi Arabia, Iran v Spain, plus Argentina v Croatia Preview
01:03:05

Timestamps and no spoilers:

0:00 - Portugal v Morocco

15:59 - Uruguay v Saudi Arabia

25:32 - Today's show is sponsored by Squarespace! Build your website for free at http://squarespace.com and then use code "TSS" to save 10% when you launch.

28:15 - Iran v Spain (Taylor's favorite game so far)

43:33 - WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Check dates and buy tickets via http://www.worldcupcomedytour.com

45:55 - Previewing Thursday's games, including Denmark v Australia, France v Peru, and Argentina v Croatia

Jun 20, 2018
Japan v Colombia, Poland v Senegal, Russia v Egypt review
01:10:14

0:00 — Japan v Colombia

17:55 — Poland v Senegal

37:00 — Russia v Egypt

51:15 — Previews of Portugal v Morocco, Uruguay v Saudi Arabia, Iran v Spain

1:03:40 — Updates from the Total Soccer Show Scouting Network (join at http://totalsoccershow.com/join )

Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek. Download the SeatGeek app for free and enter promo code "TSS" in the settings tab for $20 off your first purchase.

Today's show is not sponsored by Oogie's Snacks, but we did eat a LOT of their popcorn while watching today's games. See for yourself at https://www.oogiesnacks.com

 

 

 

Jun 19, 2018
England v Tunisia, Belgium v Panama, Sweden v South Korea, plus will Mohamed Salah play against Russia?
01:12:47

Timestamps and no spoilers:

0:00 - News, plus more info on Mexico's win over Germany

3:25 - Sweden v South Korea

13:50 - Belgium v Panama

24:54 - Today's show sponsored by Blue Apron — get your first three meals free via http://blueapron.com/tss

26:23 - Tunisia v England (extended review)

52:09 - Previewing tomorrow's games, including Colombia v Japan, Poland v Senegal, and Russia v Egypt

Jun 18, 2018
Germany v Mexico, Brazil v Switzerland, Serbia v Costa Rica review, plus: England v Tunisia preview
01:12:24

Timestamps and no spoilers:

0:00 — Revisiting Josh Risdon's tackle on Antoine Griezmann

7:00 — Serbia v Costa Rica

15:28 — Germany v Mexico

32:10 —Brazil v Switzerland

—Day five previews

48:40 — Sweden v South Korea

54:35 — Belgium v Panama

1:01:01 — Tunisia v England

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Jun 17, 2018
France v Australia, Argentina v Iceland, Peru v Denmark and Nigeria v Croatia Review, Plus Day 4 Preview
01:03:41

Timestamps, and no spoilers:

0:00 - France v Australia

10:45 - Argentina v Iceland

24:29 - Want to know what happened on that David de Dea Howler? The Athletic has you covered! Get 40% off a subscription to The Athletic via http://theathletic.com/tssworldcup

29:24 - Peru v Denmark

39:29 - Nigeria v Croatia

48:19 - quickfire previews of Sunday's games:

Costa Rica v Serbia

Germany v Mexico

Brazil v Switzerland

Jun 16, 2018
Egypt v Uruguay, Morocco v Iran, Portugal v Spain review, plus: day three preview
01:14:41

Timestamps, and no spoilers:

0:00 — Egypt v Uruguay

13:40 — Morocco v Iran

30:45 — Portugal v Spain

53:05 — quickfire previews of Saturday's games:

France v Australia

Argentina v Iceland

Peru v Denmark

Croatia v Nigeria

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Jun 16, 2018
Russia v Saudi Arabia review, plus Portugal v Spain preview (and the rest of day 2)
46:01

0:00 - Russia v Saudi Arabia review (recorded with Vladimir Putin sitting creepily to our right).

18:34 - SPONSOR! Away Days (19:31) is a Boston-based indie soccer clothing brand. Use "TSS" for 15% off anything you find at http://awaydaysfootball.com 

20:59 - Previewing Egypt v Uruguay, Morocco v Iran, and Portugal v Spain.

Jun 14, 2018
World Cup 2026 hosts, Lopetegui fired, Russia vs Saudi Arabia preview
53:42

It's World Cup Eve! Today's rundown:

From the top — pre-World Cup excitement

1:45 — The 2026 World Cup will be hosted by the USA, Mexico and Canada

9:35 — Spain coach Julen Lopetegui has been fired, 48 hours before Spain's first game.

22:20 — Brazil starting XI leaked, Mexico replace Diego Reyes with Erick Guttierez

28:15 — Today's show sponsored by RUFFNECK SCARVES! Use code "TOTALSOCCERSHOW" at http://RuffneckScarves.com for 20% off anything you see.

32:13 — Russia vs Saudi Arabia preview — who and what to watch out for in the first game of the 2018 World Cup

45:30 — Updates from the TSS Scouting Network

 

Jun 13, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group H preview and predictions: Poland, Senegal, Colombia, Japan
01:29:25

Here are your timestamps:

1:45 — POLAND

aka The Interceptors, or 2006 Ivory Coast

Players spotlighted: Grzegorz Krychowiak, Karol Linetty, Robert Lewandowski,  Piotr Zieliński, Arkadiusz Milik, Kamil Glik,  Michał Pazdan

22:25 — SENEGAL

Players spotlighted: Sadio Mané,  Ismaïla Sarr, Idrissa Gueye,  Cheikhou Kouyaté, Alfred N'Diaye, Kalidou Koulibaly, Moussa Wagué

aka The Hourglass, or Mane's Marauders

46:05 — Today's show is sponsored by Squarespace! Build your website for free at http://squarespace.com and then use code "TSS" to save 10% when you launch.

49:20 — COLOMBIA

aka 2014+, or The One-Man-Team-But-In-A-Good-Way

Players spotlighted: James Rodríguez,  Radamel Falcao, Juan Cuadrado, Mateus Uribe, Davinson Sánchez, Yerry Mina, Carlos Sánchez, Abel Aguilar

1:08:15 — JAPAN

aka The Mutineers, or Star Trek: Generations

Players spotlighted: Shinji Kagawa, Keisuke Honda, Takashi Inui, Shinji Okazaki, Yūya Ōsako, Maya Yoshida

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Jun 13, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group G preview and predictions: Belgium, Panama, Tunisia, England
01:57:22

Group G ahoy! Here are your timestamps and player names:

1:19 — BELGIUM

aka The Switcheroos, or The Dark Horses

Players spotlighted: Yannick Carrasco, Romelu Lukaku, Eden Hazard, Drees Mertens, Kevin DeBruyne, Michy Batshuayi, Mousa Dembele, Vincent Kompany

32:30 — PANAMA

aka The Vets, or Central American Sweden

Players spotlighted: Blas Perez, Luis Tejada, Gabriel Torres, Roman Torres, Adolfo Machado (long throws!), Édgar Bárcenas, Jaime Penedo

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1:00:15 — TUNISIA

aka Hasdrubal's Revenge, or The Principled Passers

Players spotlighted: Wahbi Khazri, Naim Sliti, Ellyes Skhiri

(plus: watch for Ferjani Sassi's tongue)

1:23:58 — ENGLAND

aka The Carells, or The Twenty-Three Lions

Players spotlighted: John Stones, Jordan Henderson, Eric Dier, Kyle Walker, Jesse Lingard, Dele Alli, Raheem Sterling, Harry Kane, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Jordan Pickford

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Jun 12, 2018
USMNT v France Review, Plus Earnie Stewart Is on the Job
01:01:35

Daryl and Taylor take a slightly belated look at the US Mational Team's surprise 1-1 draw with France. How good was Zack Steffen? Does Weston McKennie's motor have an off switch? How many of these players should have been on the field against Trinidad? All that and much, much more.

We also talk Earnie Stewart, the USMNT's new General Manager. What are our expectations for him and who might he look to hire for the coaching gig? 

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Jun 12, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group F preview and predictions: Germany, Mexico, Sweden, Korea
01:41:16

Willkommen to Group F!

01:13 — GERMANY

Players discussed: Manuel Neuer, Mats Hummels, Jérôme Boateng, Joshua Kimmich, Toni Kroos, Timo Werner, Thomas Müller

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31:40 — MEXICO

Players discussed: Rafa Marquez, Diego Reyes, Hector Herrera, Javier "Cicharito" Hernandez, Hirving "Chucky" Lozona

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58:35 — SWEDEN

Players discussed: Marcus Berg, Victor Lindelof, Andreas Granqvist, Emile Forsberg, Mikael Lustig, Albin Ekdal,  Isaac Kiese Thelin

1:19:35 — KOREA REPUBLIC

Players discussed: Son Heung-min, Hwang Hee-chan, Lee Seung-woo, Ki Sung-yueng, Jang Hyun-soo

 

 

 

Jun 08, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group E Preview and Predictions: Brazil, Switzerland, Costa Rica, Serbia
01:28:02

It's an absolute unit of a show! 

:56 - Brazil aka O Hexa OR The Team of Terrifying Triangles

Players discussed: Neymar, Gabriel Jesus, Willian, Philippe Coutinho, Roberto Firmino, Casimero, Paulinho, Marcelo, Thiago Silva

25:09 - Today's show is sponsored by... Ancestry DNA! Ancestry are running a Fathers Day special, so get him a gift way better than socks. Go to http://ancestry.com/dna and use promo code "TSS20" for 20% off.

27:20 - Switzerland aka "The Give It To Shaqiris" OR The Bears

Players discussed: Xherdan Shaqiri, Granit Xhaka, Haris Seferović, Manuel Akanji, Fabian Schär

48:34 - Announcing... THE WORLD CUP COMEDY TOUR! We're touring with The Cooligans. Get tickets at http://worldcupcomedytour.com

50:44 - Costa Rica aka "The Wait Whats?!" OR "The Well-Oiled Machine"

Players discussed: Keylor Navas, Cristian Gamboa, Marco Ureña,  Bryan Ruiz, Joel Campbell

1:07:55 - Serbia aka The Half & Halves OR The Mourinhos

Players discussed: Antonio Rukavina, Luka Milivojević, Nemanja Matić, Sergej Milinković-Savić (SMS), Aleksandar Mitrović, Adem Ljajić

Jun 08, 2018
World Cup warmup: Mexico preview with Cesar Hernandez
47:21

Daryl has a detailed discussion about El Tri with Cesar Hernandez of the Mexican Soccer Show, ESPN, The Athletic and more.

Jun 07, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group D preview and predictions: Argentina, Iceland, Croatia, Nigeria
01:30:37

We preview Group D! See below for timestamps and correct spellings of some of the players we talk about.

1:30 — ARGENTINA

The moving parts, the high-stakes gambler

Players discussed: Leo Messi, Gonzalo Higuain, Sergio Aguero, Nicolás Tagliafico, Eduardo Salvio, Javier Mascherano,  Giovani Lo Celso, Paulo Dybala, Cristian Pavón

32:20 — ICELAND

The stick-to-the-plansssons, the fancy kitchen vases

Players discussed: Gylfi Sigurðsson, Aron Gunnarsson, Ragnar Sigurðsson, Kári Árnason, Jóhann Berg Guðmundsson, Birkir Bjarnason Alfreð Finnbogason, Jón Daði Böðvarsson,  Birkir Már Sævarsson, Albert Guðmundsson

51:30 — CROATIA

The tiki-taka sprint-and-smashers, the "How's your touch?" XI

Player discussed: Luka Modrić, Ivan Rakitić, Ivan Perišić, Andrej Kramarić, Nikola Kalinić, Mario Mandžukić, Šime Vrsaljko, Tin Jedvaj,  Milan Badelj

1:11:20 — NIGERIA

Players discussed:Alex Iwobi, Kelechi Iheanacho, Odion Ighalo,  Victor Moses, Wilfred Ndidi, John Obi Mikel, Ogenyi Onazi, Ikechukwu Ezenwa, Francis Uzoho,  Leon Balogun, William Troost-Ekong

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Jun 05, 2018
The Wikipedia Game: Players at the 2018 World Cup (w/ Laura Coutts)
30:12

The return of the mack... and also The Wikipedia Game! Laura Coutts is back in studio to quiz Daryl and Taylor on their knowledge of players heading to Russia for the World Cup this summer.

Jun 04, 2018
Ireland v USMNT Review
28:38

NO MUSIC FOR THIS ONE! Daryl and Taylor review the USA's thrilling (not really) 2-1 loss to Ireland and ponder a World Cup that will be called from at least a few monitors.

Jun 02, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group C preview and predictions: France, Australia, Peru, Denmark
01:35:18

Run a bubble bath! It's the promised long and luxurious World Cup Group C preview

Timestamps below:

1:00 — FRANCE

The Rubik's cube

Players highlighted: Paul Pogba, Antoine Griezmann Kylian Mbappe, Olivier Giroud, N'Golo Kante, Samuel Umtitti, Raphael Varane, Djibril Sidibe 

29:35 — AUSTRALIA

Bizarro America

Players highlighted: Tim Cahill, Tomi Juric, Aaron Mooy, Tom Rogic, Mile Jedanik, Mark Milligan

56:10 — PERU

The Costanzas, the Monica Gellers

Players highlighted: Paulo Guerrero, Renato Tapia, Carlos Cuevas, Edison Flores, André Carrillo, Jefferson Farfan, Luis Advíncula

1:15:00 — DENMARK

Direct Dynamite

Players highlighted: Christian Eriksen, Nicklas Bendtner, Yussuf Poulsen, Pione Sisto, Nicolai Jørgensen, Simon Kjær, Andreas Bjelland, Andreas Christensen

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Jun 01, 2018
Zinedine Zidane quits while he's ahead at Real Madrid, plus: USMNT roster changes
42:09

We weigh up Zinedine Zidane's shock decision to resign as Real Madrid coach this morning, followed by a long discussion about the changes to the USMNT roster as Dave Sarachan's team prepares to play Ireland on Saturday.

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(Looking for our World Cup Group C preview? It's on the way!)

 

 

May 31, 2018
USMNT v Bolivia review
24:30

Live from the floor of their AirBnb in Philadelphia, Daryl and Taylor discuss the USA's 3-0 win over Bolivia on Monday night. Walker Zimmerman, Josh Sargent and Timothy Weah all get their first goals for the senior national team, but there's much, much more to be discussed... we didn't get around to whether or not Weston McKennie can walk on water, but maybe after the Ireland friendly we'll know for sure?

May 29, 2018
Real Madrid v Liverpool: Champions League Final Review
54:59

Daryl and Taylor recap all of the many, many moments from Real Madrid's historic 3-1 victory over Liverpool in the Champions League Final. We take a look at how exactly Salah's injury changed the game (as well as his World Cup prognosis), why Benzema wasn't breaking the rules when he humiliated Karius, Gareth Bale's impressive brace, and much much more.

May 26, 2018
Champions League Final preview: Real Madrid vs Liverpool (plus: UWCL, Unai Emery)
01:17:41

Lots of good stuff on today's show. Here are your timestamps:

From the very start, we discuss the incredible events of extra time in the UEFA Women's Champions League Final. 

4:45 — Unai Emery is the new head coach of Arsenal. But what's the difference between a head coach and a manager?

22:07 — Real Madrid vs Liverpool Champions League review: what, if anything, will Zidane do to counteract the gegenpress?

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May 24, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group B preview and predictions: Portugal, Spain, Morocco, Iran
01:40:26

Settle in for a detailed preview of World Cup Group B, discussing every team's style of play, key players, strengths, weaknesses and alternative nicknames.

2:05 — PORTUGAL

The flipped house, the Portuguese old men o' war, the reverse vampires

Key players mentioned: Cristiano Ronaldo, Andre Silva, Bernardo Silva, William Carvalho, Pepe, Raphael Guerreiro

34:10 — SPAIN

The revitalized rondo lovers, the favored underdogs

Key player mentioned: Diego Costa, Iago Aspas, Isco, Marco "La Pausa" Asensio, Andres Iniesta, Thiago (and plenty more, of course)

58:15 — MOROCCO

The North African Brazil, the tiki-taka try-hards, the Spain cover band

Key players mentioned: Hakim Ziyech, Medhi Benatia, Khalid Boutaib, Achraf Hakimi, Amine Harit, Nordin Amrabat

1:19:50 — IRAN

The monks, Crystal Palace

Key players mentioned: Sardar Azmoun, Alireza Jahanbakhsh, Saeid Ezatolahi, Ashkan Dejagah

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May 24, 2018
USMNT roster, England World Cup squad, FA Cup Final and ATL vs NYRB review
01:22:05

At the top of the show, we are analyzing the USMNT roster to play Bolivia. So. many. youngsters.

20:00 — Considering the MLS Youth Transfer Fund (segment sponsored by The Athletic)

26:00 — Looking at England's World Cup squad — Daryl loves it

36:00 — FA Cup final review — Mourinho plays it safe

49:20 — Atlanta United vs New York Red Bulls review

News roundup

1:10:00 Scouting network

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May 21, 2018
World Cup 2018 Group A Preview and Predictions: Russia, Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Uruguay
01:40:04

In an extra-long episode of The Total Soccer Show, Daryl and Taylor wade into the 2018 World Cup by previewing Group A, which features Russia, Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Uruguay.

2:18 - Russia: The Hosts With Not the Most

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32:12 - Saudi Arabia: The Cinderella Cinderellas

54:02 - Egypt: Mohamed Salah and A Parked Bus?

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1:19:35 - Uruguay: Younger-guay, Tougher-guay, Better-guay

May 17, 2018
Best and worst World Cup songs, soccer formation imagery, history of the substitution rules
45:46

More listener questions! Timestamps below:

1:00 — Are World Cup songs good? Or mostly annoying?

9:55 — Can you come up with better imagery for soccer formations?

16:30 — Has anyone received a red card for fouling a teammate?

21:35 — Why are European salaries described in terms of weekly income?

23:35 — Why does soccer only allow three subs?

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May 16, 2018
Soccer gambling, different pressing systems, biggest injury impacts, plus: World Cup roster updates
57:11

It's a listener question special!

But we open by talking about the red card Irish U17 keeper Jimmy Corcoran received in the U17 Euro quarterfinals.

Start at 6:20, we discuss the latest World Cup roster news, including Fagner, Paulo Guerrero, Munir, and Joe Hart. 

Then it's on to listener questions!

14:20 — What is the soccer gambling culture in the UK? And are we about to see the same thing in the US?

23:07 — What are the differences and nuances between pressing systems (e.g., Liverpool's press vs Spurs press)

32:15 — What injury had the biggest impact on a team?

38:52 — How would you design a team badge?

Got a question for us? Ask us at http://totalsoccershow.com/questions

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May 15, 2018
Weekend review: England strikers fill their boots before World Cup
52:22

Daryl and Taylor round up all the weekend action they saw, including the Premier League, Bundesliga and some Major League Soccer.

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May 14, 2018
Simon Parkin on the rise of Russia’s neo-Nazi football hooligans
37:34

Taylor speaks with journalist Simon Parkin about his recent Guardian article that focused on hooliganism in Russia, its connection with right wing extremism, and what it could mean for the 2018 World Cup and beyond. 

You can find the article by clicking this link: 

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/apr/24/russia-neo-nazi-football-hooligans-world-cup

Or check out his website:

http://www.simonparkin.com

 

 

May 11, 2018
FIFA's money, simplifying handball, Audi Player Index explained, and more!
01:14:21

You've got questions? We've got answers!

1. How can we minimize the debate about handball? (Starting at 3:50)

2. What do British people mean when they say a club is "big?" (11:45)

3. What would happen if if every foul resulted in a penalty kick? (23:00)

4. How can I learn to play defensive midfielder? (27:57)

5. How does the Audi Player Index work? (41:20)

6. What does FIFA do with all its money? (48:45)

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May 10, 2018
The (Possible) Breakout Stars and Teams of the 2018 World Cup, Plus More Listener Questions
01:08:26

Daryl and Taylor discuss Southampton's victory over Swansea, West Brom's relegation, and Wayne Rooney's rumored move to DC United.

They then do their best to answer 5 listener questions:

1) What changes take place within a club when they are relegated from the Premier League to the Championship?

2) Is the relationship Canada has with the US soccer pyramid a net-positive or a net-negative for soccer development in the United States? What about for Canada?

3) Why does Josef Martinez stand offside and is it a good tactic?

4) Which nations outside of South America and Europe are candidates to make a surprise run in the World Cup? Which players are candidates to burst onto the scene and get a big transfer?

5) Why have the USWNT been so much more successful than the USMNT? Is the youth system any different?

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May 09, 2018
Talking black soccer culture with Aaron Dolores of Black Arrow FC
41:56

Daryl talks to Aaron Dolores of lifestyle brand Black Arrow FC about the intersection of soccer and black culture.

Topics raised include defining black soccer culture, Arsenal's popularity with black soccer fans around the world, America's best city for black soccer culture, and plenty more.

Find out more about Black Arrow FC

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May 08, 2018
Weekend review: El Clasico escalation, Premier League relegation fight begins, plus: how Red Bulls crushed NYCFC
01:17:02

Topics on our weekend review show include:

0:55 — The USMNT not competing at Copa America 2019

5:30 — EL Clásico review!

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26:15 — Premier League roundup, focusing on the relegation battle.

49:15 — NYRB's brutal crushing (or should that be pressing?) of NYCFC.

1:04:45 Scouting reports!

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May 07, 2018
Roma v Liverpool (Quick) Recap, Plus Optimal Substitutions, Undervalued Positions, and Other Listener Questions
57:55

Daryl and Taylor briefly discuss Liverpool's aggregate victory over Roma in the Champions League semifinals (although we end up mentioning the game a couple more times in the body of the show).

We then answer your Listener Questions, including...

1) Will Mo Salah fast during Ramadan and, if so, could it effect his fitness in the Champions League Final?

2) Are fullbacks the most undervalued position in football?  

3) Is there an "optimal" time to make substitutions?

4) How do European clubs handle their academies and why didn't MLS just adopt the same system?

5) What happened to the sweeper and stopper combo in defenses?  

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May 03, 2018
World Cup warm-up: England preview with Rory Smith
28:55

Daryl talks to Rory Smith of The New York Times to get an early preview of England ahead of the World Cup.

Read Rory's NYT work here: https://www.nytimes.com/column/on-soccer

May 02, 2018
Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich Champions League review — pressing triggers and sorry celebrations
47:47

Daryl and Taylor review the second leg of the Real vs Bayern Champions League semifinal. No spoilers here because we don't want any complaints ... but let's just say James Rodriguez gave us plenty ti talk about.

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May 01, 2018
Grant Wahl talks Pulisic, Alonso, Kompany and more "Masters of Modern Soccer"
32:56

Daryl talks to Grant Wahl about his new new book "Masters of Modern Soccer," in which five high-level soccer players, plus coaches Roberto Martinez and Juan Carlos Osorio and sporting director Michael Zorc, explain how they do what they do.

 

May 01, 2018
Weekend Review: Commisso's Godfather Offer to US Soccer, Plus Wenger Says Goodbye to Old Trafford and Barcelona Win La Liga in Style
43:30

Daryl and Taylor review all the weekend's action (from both on and off the field) in global soccer, including Arsene Wenger's farewell tour, Liverpool's managerial drama, Barcelona's La Liga title, feuds at Schalke, and much, much more.

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Apr 30, 2018
The Cooligans talk comedy, NYCFC, American soccer culture, and the end of apologizing for MLS
50:16

Daryl talks to comedians and all-around good guys Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco of The Cooligans podcast.

Topics covered include: Why would two stand-up comedians start a soccer podcast, can you write good jokes about soccer, and what defines American soccer culture anyway?

You can subscribe to The Cooligans wherever you get your podcasts, and follow them on Twitter @SoccerCooligans

Apr 27, 2018
Toronto Come Close in the CCL Final, Plus How to Fix Arsenal, Overrated Stats, and More Listener Questions
01:13:00

Daryl and Taylor review Toronto's 2-1 win (but overall loss) in the Concacaf Champions League Final. How did Greg Vanney get it right, how good was that Giovinco finish, and how bad were some of those penalties? All that and much, much more.

After that, we answer your listener questions:

1) Why are free kicks and corners called set pieces?

2) How would Daryl and Taylor fix Arsenal?

3) What statistics do you think are over/underrated, and what are some you wish existed?

4) Does West Brom, Southampton and Stoke City all possibly getting relegated point to complacency?

5) Why do you (specifically Taylor) distrust a poor defense more than you trust a good attack? 

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Apr 26, 2018
Bayern Munich v Real Madrid review — Marcelo's moment of magic
44:21

We talk US Men's National Team news, after US Soccer announced they are working on September friendlies vs. Brazil and Mexico and Dave Sarachan hints that he wants this job full time.

We also talk Real Madrid's 2-1 away win over Bayern Munich in the Champions League semifinal first leg.

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Apr 25, 2018
Salah the Star as Liverpool Get It Right (and then briefly wrong) Against Roma
50:44

Daryl and Taylor break down all that was in Liverpool's 5-2 victory over Roma in the first leg of the Champions League semifinal. How did Liverpool so easily tear apart their Italian counterparts, how important was that Anfield crowd, and how did Roma pull back two goals? All that and much, much more!

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Apr 25, 2018
Who will be the next Arsenal manager? (Plus: Why Arsene Wenger is like the Ottoman Empire)
54:33

Top of the show, we talk Arsene Wenger's Arsenal resignation. Why now and who next?

At 20:45, toady's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Go to http://blueapron.com/tss to get your first three meals free.

Starting at 22:30, we give our thumbs up/thumbs down weekend review, including: Man Utd's 2-1 win over Spurs in the FA Cup semifinal, the glue on the shoes of Olivier Giroud, some transcendent transatlantic wing play in Dortmund, a dramatic header in Serie A, and Tim Howard's handball in MLS.

Apr 23, 2018
World Cup warmup: Portugal preview with Tiago Estêvão (plus: Wolves!)
01:01:35

The World Cup is still two months away, but it's never too early to start thinking about the teams involved.

So Daryl called up Portuguese analyst and writer Tiago Estêvão to talk about the Portuguese national team.

Listen in to hear about Portugal's style of play, the national mood, Cristiano Ronaldo's role within the team, and plenty more.

At 34:28 we specifically talk about Ruben Neves' chances of making the World Cup squad, which are apparently pretty good.

At 48:04 Tiago talks about the Portuguese influence at Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club.

Follow Tiago Estêvão on Twitter -->

@TiagoEstv | https://twitter.com/TiagoEstv

 

Apr 20, 2018
Futsal vs indoor, tennis players in goal, and the next confederation to win a World Cup
01:03:36

On today's TSS we answer seven listener questions:

1. What is the difference between futsal and indoor soccer?

2. Which on-UEFA, non-CONMEBOL federation wins a World Cup first?

3. Why does NYCFC's Maxi Morales dribble laterally?

4. Could tennis player Juan Martin del Potro play in goal for Argentina?

5. Could Ryan Sessegnon make England's World Cup squad?

6. Why are Roma considered underdogs vs Liverpool in the Champions League semifinal?

7. How are ends and stands named in UK football grounds?

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Apr 19, 2018
How Toronto Got It Wrong Against Chivas, Plus More Overlooked Stories from World Soccer
01:01:25

Daryl and Taylor break down Toronto's 2-1 home loss to Chivas in the first leg of the Concacaf Champions League: what did TFC do wrong in those opening minutes, how did Chivas deal with Giovinco, and much more.

After that, they dive back into stories they've missed, including a civil war in Australia, a possible vacancy at Dortmund, and new infrastructure in the United States.

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Apr 18, 2018
10 Stories We (Might Have) Overlooked from the World of Soccer
49:09

We catch up on some of the major stories that we might have overlooked in the past month or so, including Gattuso's Milan resurgence, the Turkish title race, PSV sealing the deal in the Eredivisie, successes in the Championship, PRO/REL, and much, much more! 

This is the first of several shows in this style, so feel free to keep sending us your ideas via Twitter, email, or the website!

Today's show sponsored by SeatGeek — download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code TSS for $20 off your first purchase.

Apr 17, 2018
Weekend Review: Manchester City Are Finally Champions, Wolverhampton Are Back in the Premiership, and VAR Disappoints Darlington Nagbe
55:34

We gives thumbs up or down to everything we saw this weekend, including Manchester City securing their 5th ever title, Wolverhampton making Daryl breathe a sigh of relief, and the relegation "battle" that's more like a relegation "foregone conclusion." There are also updates from Germany, France, Italy, Portugal, and Major League Soccer. 

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Apr 16, 2018
Champions League semi-final draw reaction (was it fixed?) plus: Premier League says no to VAR
34:43

Daryl calls Taylor (who's between coaching sessions) to talk about the Champions League semi-final draw:

Liverpool vs. Roma

Bayern Munich vs. Real Madrid

Was the draw fixed? If so, why?

We also discuss the Premier League's polite "thanks but no" to VAR for next season, and answer two listener questions:

1. Could US Soccer call up head coaches a game-by-game basis, like they do with with players?

2. How do announcers know if a player "meant" to do something?

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Apr 13, 2018
Why Does the Away Goals Rule Exist, Should Celtic Join the Premier League, and Many More Listener Questions
53:15

On today's show, we answer 6 listeners questions:

1) What is the origin of the away goal being weighed more, and why is this still a thing?

2) How much is a manager at fault if a team is creating chances and getting shots on target but not producing wins?

3) What would Brek Shea have to do to get called up again to the USMNT?

4) Why does the player standing over the ball on a set piece raise his/her arm before running up to take the kick?

5) What is the history/etymology of saying a player gets a “cap” or is “cap-tied”?

6) Why doesn't Celtic join the English Premier League?

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Apr 12, 2018
Champions League(s) Review: Controversy in Madrid and Manchester, Drama in Rome, and Jubilation in Toronto
01:11:50

On Wednesday's absolutely jam-packed show...

0:00 - Real Madrid v Juventus: should that penalty (you know the one) have been given and just how good was Ronaldo's finish?

11:39 - Manchester City v Liverpool: should that Leroy Sane goal have stood, why was Pep Guardiola sent off, and how did Liverpool get it right yet again? All that and more!

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37:31 - Roma v Barcelona: apologies from TSS, because we did not see this one coming. How a different Francesco than we're all used to proved the hero for Roma, who got their tactics 100% right against Barcelona.

46:53 - New York Red Bulls v Chivas: why couldn't the Red Bulls take advantage of a weakened Chivas team, and what should they have done to change things up in the attack?

56:48 - Club America v Toronto: Miguel Herrera left with nothing but the obvious to complain about as Michael Bradley and Alex Bono help Toronto make the Concacaf Champions League Final.

1:05:27 - Updating the TSS Scouting Network! 

 

Apr 11, 2018
Weekend review: Manchester derby, Harry Kane's tactile hallucination, Christian Pulisic's honesty
58:45

We gives thumbs up or down to everything we saw this weekend, from the Manchester derby to Christian Pulisic's accidental goal to the LA Galaxy's determination to get the ball to Zlatan.

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Apr 09, 2018
Does Zlatan Fly Coach, What's Going on with the 2026 World Cup Bid, and Many More Listener Questions
44:25

On today's show, we answer five listener questions:

1) Does Zlatan fly coach, per MLS rules?

2) Why do some commentators call it the "Mexican Wave" and where did that name come from in the first place?

3) What exactly has USSF President Carlos Cordeiro done since the election to improve US soccer?

4) How to win at Subbuteo? (more specifically, how to annihilate Tom Dunmore)

5) How much of a national team's success is reliant upon where the players play their club ball? Does having a core group from one club help with chemistry?

Apr 06, 2018
CONCACAF Champions League Review, Plus USMNT Could be Heading to the Copa America in 2019
48:49

Daryl and Taylor break down the semifinal first legs of the CONCACAF Champions League: how Toronto got it right and the Red Bulls (looking in your direction, Tyler Adams) did the opposite of that. We review all the goals, cards, and controversial refereeing decisions... and say the word "undergarments" more times in one show than we ever thought possible.

30:17 - After that, we discuss Grant Wahl's news that the USMNT has been invited to participate in the 2019 Copa America. Should they go? Who might go? What undergarments will they wear? At least two of those questions will be answered.

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Apr 05, 2018
Liverpool vs Man City review
41:22

We have a long and detailed chat about Liverpool vs Man City in the Champions League

Apr 04, 2018
Ronaldo's bike, Marcelo's magic, and more from Juventus vs Real Madrid
39:49

We analyze Juventus vs Real Madrid in the Champions League quarterfinal first leg.

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Apr 03, 2018
Weekend Review: Zlatan's El Trafico Impact, Spurs Reverse History, Jesse Lingard is the New Thomas Muller
01:15:47

Daryl and Taylor spend a solid 20+ minutes reviewing El Trafico in more detail than just saying, "Zlatan is incredible" over and over again. How did LAFC jump out to that early lead, what did Sigi Schmid do to get the game back under control, and (of course) how incredible was Zlatan's MLS opener?

After that, we take a look at the Premier League (with specific attention on Tottenham's victory at Stamford Bridge and Liverpool's dramatic win over Crystal Palace). We also attempt to figure out how Bayern Munich were able to make the third best team in the Bundesliga look like the worst team in the bottom German division. 

And, as ever, we close with the TSS Scouting Network! 

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Apr 02, 2018
Zack Goldman talks El Trafico, Zlatan, and connecting with fans in an authentic way
53:10

Daryl talks to Zack Goldman, co-founder Common Goal and Where Is Football. Zack is an expert in how teams and brands can connect to fans in an authentic way. He's also an LA Galaxy fan, so we talk El Trafico, Zlatan in MLS, the England national team, and how US Soccer could do a better job communicating with supporters.

Where Is Football --> https://www.instagram.com/whereisfootball/

Common Goal --> http://commongoal.co/

Zack on Twitter (good follow!) --> https://twitter.com/ThatDamnYank

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Mar 30, 2018
USA v Paraguay In-Depth Review and International Window Round-Up with Yahoo's Henry Bushnell
49:55

With Daryl out of the office, Taylor called up Yahoo Sports' Henry Bushnell to discuss the USA's 1-0 victory over Paraguay. We take a look at which individuals (including Dave Sarachan) helped/hurt their stock, as well as the inherent attacking problems in that 4-1-4-1 formation.

Henry's 5 quick takeaways from the USA-Paraguay match can be found here: https://sports.yahoo.com/five-takeaways-usmnts-win-paraguay-014614459.html

After that, Taylor picked Henry's brain about an absurd number of games from the international window: are Spain now the favorites to win the World Cup, should Belgium/Argentina/France be worried, and are Brazil better without Neymar? The answer to that one is pretty emphatically No. Anyway, all that and much, much more! 

Henry's comprehensive review of the international break can be found here: https://sports.yahoo.com/world-cup-touchline-32-march-friendly-takeaways-165910169.html

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Mar 28, 2018
USA v Paraguay review (plus: England v Italy)
01:04:48

Daryl and Taylor offer a long review of a young USMNT's 1-0 win over Paraguay. Are we seeing the long-requested "American style of play" finally emerge? And is that what we actually want from the national team?

At 49:52, we also talk a little England v Italy. The Three Lions didn't win, but we think we hear the beginnings of some sort of roar. Or, at the very least, a purr.

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Mar 28, 2018
USMNT v Paraguay: Preview and Lineup Predictions, Plus England v Netherlands Review
01:14:39

We take a look at the USA's Tuesday night friendly against Paraguay by first briefly discussing Paraguay before moving on to our preferred starting elevens for the USMNT. We also get into why this game matters, who might get their first CAP(s), and what Dave Sarachan's approach might be. 

After that, we take some time breaking down England's 1-0 victory over the Netherlands. Has Gareth Southgate got the players believing in his system? Is that belief more important than individual talent? And how many more shows will it be before Daryl starts thinking that this could be England's year? All that and more... plus scouting!

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Mar 27, 2018
Zlatan to LA Galaxy, plus: international friendlies preview
57:51

Daryl and Taylor consider the Zlatan Ibrahimovic to LA Galaxy move from all angles, then pick out several international games worth keeping an eye on over the next few days.

Recommended reading: Henry Bushnell's "12 storylines to follow in 42 March friendlies involving World Cup teams" --> https://yhoo.it/2HXcfrt

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Mar 22, 2018
When should USMNT players retire? (and other listener questions)
45:46

On today's show, we answer seven listener questions:

1. Why do England national team flags have club names on them?

2. How do national teams know when to retire players?

3. What preceded the Concacaf Champions League?

4. What is a check-to? And who does it best?

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5. If advantage is played, can you be sent off for accumulating two yellow cards with no stoppage in play?

6. Why are cup finals in MLS and CONCACAF not at a neutral venue?

7. Why did Daryl say goalkeepers can't be captains? And why does he write his teams out upside down?

Got questions? Send them via this form: http://totalsoccershow.com/questions

 

Mar 21, 2018
USMNT Copa America rumors, England prepares for the World Cup
01:03:52

Three major topics on today's show: We start with Daryl weighing in on Dave Sarachan's USMNT roster for next Tuesday's game vs Paraguay. Lots of new faces to discuss, and some absences to rue.

At 20:40 in, we discuss this Globo Esporte story — https://glo.bo/2psE58p — suggesting that the USMNT will play at Copa America 2019 and that, from 2020 onward, the Copa America will be a 20-team combined CONMEBOL and CONCACAF tournament.

At 32:00, we discuss the England squad Gareth Southgate has selected for the friendlies against the Netherlands and Italy, as the Three Lions prepare for the 2018 World Cup.

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Mar 20, 2018
USMNT Roster Analysis with Matthew Tomaszewicz: The Skill of Bobby Wood and Importance of Playing through the Middle
43:31

With Daryl out pontificating about the latest England squad, Taylor called up The Shin Guardian himself, Mr. Matt Tomaszewicz, to get his thoughts on the 22 (now 23) players called into the March camp. Lots of new faces (Timothy Weah, Andrija Novakovich, Shaw Moore), some familiar ones, and a few notable absences.

 

What do we make of Dave Sarachan's approach? Why is Timothy Weah a midfielder? Who starts up top? Is existence meaningless without a World Cup to play in? All that and more! 

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Mar 19, 2018
Messi Gets by Chelsea (with a little help from his friends)
01:00:12

Daryl and Taylor review Barcelona's comprehensive 3-0 victory over Chelsea in the Champions League knockout round, with specific emphasis on the brilliance of Leo Messi, the intelligence of Luis Suarez, and the conservative approach of Chelsea.

After that, it's on to the Concacaf Champions League, where the New York Red Bulls and Toronto FC were able to advance to the semifinals of the tournament. Seattle, not so much. 

And, as always, we close with the TSS Scouting Network.

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Mar 15, 2018
Man Utd v Sevilla Champions League review
36:16

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We review Man Utd's 2-1 loss to Sevilla, paying close attention to what went wrong for Jose Mourinho's team.

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Mar 13, 2018
Weekend Review: Lukaku Leaps Over Lovren, Red Bulls Play Their Kids, Craziness at West Ham, and Insanity in Greece
01:22:08

We review the weekend's Premier League action, including Man United's 2-1 win over Liverpool, the scenes at West Ham, Jamie Vardy's backbreaker for Leicester, and much, much more.

We also check in on Americans in Europe, discuss Sergio Ramos'... erm... brief disappearance, and recap the PAOK-AEK debacle.

After that, it's on to Major League Soccer, with the Red Bulls winning things with kids, Atlanta attempting to do the same, and happy times for Gyasi Zardes and Columbus.

And, as ever, we close with a return to the TSS Scouting Network!

Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek. Download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code TSS for $20 off your first ticket purchase.

Mar 12, 2018
Why soccer has transfer fees, why home teams are listed first, plus: how to identify formations and tactics
42:55

It's a listener questions special with a transatlantic theme!

Mar 09, 2018
Mesut Ozil's pass, Clint Dempsey's Concacaf Champions League shush, and USWNT's win
48:52

We review Arsenal's two goals vs Milan, including THAT pass from Mesut Ozil (which is probably not the one you're thinking of).

We also get a good looks at Seattle's goal vs CDG, Toroto's two beauties vs Tigre's, and, starting at 23:05, we ponder the mechanics of own goals as we review the USWNT's 1-0 win over England.

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Mar 09, 2018
Tottenham v Juventus Review: Allegri's Game-Changing Substitutes
46:56

We analyze Juventus' dramatic 2-1 win over Tottenham, which secured the Italians passage to the UEFA Champions League quarterfinals. Why was the first half so different than the second (for both teams)? We have some thoughts.

We also discuss the New York Red Bulls' big win away to Club Tijuana in the CONCACAF Champions League, as well as update the status of the CONCACAF Nations League. 

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Mar 08, 2018
Tottenham v Juventus Review: Allegri's Game-Changing Substitutes

We analyze Juventus' dramatic 2-1 win over Tottenham, which secured the Italians passage to the UEFA Champions League quarterfinals. Why was the first half so different than the second (for both teams)? We have some thoughts.

We also discuss the New York Red Bulls' big win away to Club Tijuana in the CONCACAF Champions League, as well as update the status of the CONCACAF Nations League. 

Today's show is sponsored by... AWAY DAYS FOOTBALL! They provide top quality gear, and those amazing Mystery Kits. Use discount code TSS for 15% of at http://awaydaysfootball.com

Mar 08, 2018
Zidane's smart, simple tactics masterclass, plus: could a U20 team compete in MLS?
41:09

We review Real Madrid's win over PSG in the Champions League, then answer two listener questions: Could a U20 team compete in MLS, and why do MLS teams build soccer-specific stadiums?

Here's the Benzema tweet from Mindfootballness that we reference on the show: https://twitter.com/slawekmorawski/status/971152638837436419

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Mar 07, 2018
MLS Under-23 XI Draft
17:20

This episode is a sample from our other show, The TopDrawerSoccer Show, in which Daryl and Travis compete to draft the best possible XI of MLS players, using players under 23 and with no international caps.

For the full episode, find the TopDrawerSoccer Show in your podcast player. 

Mar 06, 2018
Weekend review: Arsenal get Dunked on, Tim Weah debuts, MLS returns
01:21:15

We review the Premier League action, including Arsenal's fourth straight defeat, Man City's passing extravaganza, Sadio Mane's double act with Roberto Firmino, a Swansea player who seems to have a thing against worms, and plenty more.

Starting at 28:09, we check in on Americans in Europe, including a certain teenager making his debut for PSG in Ligue 1.

At 40:15, we round up Week 1 of MLS 2018 action, with a special focus on which teams were and were not playing their kids. All I can say is, DOOP!

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Mar 05, 2018
MLS Terminology 101: Explaining GAM, TAM, and Everything Else
01:27:31

We break down all of the terminology (esoteric and otherwise) relating to Major League Soccer... and yes, we consider this a public service. Topics discussed include:

1) Single entity and how it kind of impacts every aspect of Major League Soccer.

2) Salary cap (is this actually a thing that exists?)

3) Designated Players and Young DPs

4) Homegrown players (what are they and who counts as one)

5) Generation ADIDAS and all the confusing history there

6) International roster spots and the immigration process

7) Special Discovery Players: this is definitely a thing, right?

8) What is the re-entry draft and who gets thrown in there?

9) Why did DC United pay money to Atlanta for Yamil Asad?

10) What triggers VAR?

All that and much, much more! Plus, there's the Scouting Network and  (relatively) brief rant about the speculation surrounding the 2026 World Cup. 

My head still hurts. Thanks MLS!

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Mar 02, 2018
2018 MLS Western Conference Preview and Predictions
01:12:52

We get into the details of the MLS Western Conference, offering very specific predictions for each and every team.

For listeners who only care about the team they support:

1. We see you

2. We go in alphabetical order, if that helps

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Mar 01, 2018
2018 MLS Eastern Conference Preview and Predictions
01:17:45

On Part I of our MLS Preview series, we take a long look at the Eastern Conference by discussing each club and giving at least one (sometimes a couple) specific prediction for the coming season. 

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Feb 28, 2018
Weekend review: Sneaky Sergio Aguero, how Romelu Lukaku shields defenders, and what the Duisburg keeper was doing
01:19:38

It's a thumbs up/down spectacular, reviewing the EFL Cup final between Man City and Arsenal, the Premier League showdown between Man Utd and Chelsea, plus loads of Premier League stuff (there's even a Brighton shoutout!), that weird goal that Duisburg conceded while the keeper was having a drink, the manliness of Scott Brown, the return of Philippe Coutino, the magic of Leo Messi and a question for Real Madrid fans.  

WATCH: Romelu Lukaku's "Striker Masterclass" with Jamie Carragher --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5AkBuN4YMM

MLS TERMINOLOGY 101: Got some MLS terminology that confuses you? Enter it into this form and we'll try and explain it on our MLS Terminology 101 show this week --> https://goo.gl/forms/Yp6Tk0uamyq99Gkb2

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Feb 26, 2018
MLS 2018 season preview talk with Bobby Warshaw
53:14

Daryl talks to Bobby Warshaw about ...

What it's like to work at MLSSoccer.com

How to handle negative comments on the internet

How we could get young Americans more minutes in Major League Soccer

The youngsters, the big names, and the most tactically interesting teams to watch in MLS this season

 

The idea of "flow state" and how soccer players, coaches and teams can make more of it

Here's a link to the article about MLS youngsters, which Bobby had recently finished up before recording this podcast: https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2018/02/22/warshaw-what-i-think-fear-and-want-mls-2018

 

Feb 23, 2018
CONCACAF Champions League TV Troubles, Carlos Cordeiro's Campaign Promises, and Alexis Sanchez: Idiom Creator
01:02:52

It's another Listener Question spectacular! We respond to six different queries... and yes, I didn't want to use the word "questions" twice in two sentences. Anyway...

1) What is the "dribbling" stat and what are "completed dribbles?"

2) Why isn't the CONCACAF Champions League broadcast on any English-language channels in the US?

3) What are the differences between the League Cup and the FA Cup?

4) Which campaign promises will be the easiest for Carlos Cordeiro to keep and which ones will be the most difficult?

5) What are the similarities/differences between the situation at San Jose circa 2005 and those facing Columbus today?

6) Where does the phrase "bedding in" come from and what does it mean?

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Feb 22, 2018
Why is there no USMNT "B" team? Plus: Man Utd vs Sevilla Champions League review
01:04:18

We open the show by reviewing today's Champions League games:

Sevilla vs Man Utd

Shakhtar Donetsk vs Roma

At 23:33, our Squarespace ad read becomes a walk down Jose Mourinho memory lane. Go to http://squarespace.com for a free trial and, when you're ready to launch, use code TSS for 10% off your first purchase of a website.

LISTENER QUESTIONS:

29:20 — Why is there no USMNT or USWNT B team?

38:27 — In designing a roster from scratch, do you go system first or players first?

44:05 — Is it better for MLS teams to have an affiliate USL team or a fully owned "2" team like Los Dos? 

 

Feb 22, 2018
Chelsea battle Barcelona, Bayern bash Besiktas, Wigan shock Man City
41:03

We review Chelsea vs Barcelona, give a quick nod to Bayern's destruction of Besiktas, and look back at Wigan's win over Man City in the FA Cup.

Today's show is sponsored by Health IQ. If you love a healthy lifestyle, go to http://healthiq.com/tss to get a free quote for lower rates on your life insurance.

Feb 21, 2018
Obligatory "Magic of the Cup" Title! Plus, Ronaldo and Messi Make Plays while Mourinho Can't Hide His Annoyance
01:02:41

We recap all the weekend's action using our patented thumbs up/down model. Rochdale's hard fought draw with Spurs, United's VAR woes, and West Brom's vehicular thievery all get airtime when it comes to the FA Cup. 

There's also a title race in Italy, the Injury Triumvirate doing things in Dortmund, and reasons for optimism for Unai Emery. 

Today's show is sponsored by...

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Feb 19, 2018
Team nicknames, unlikely rivalries, the Premier League's beginnings, and more
54:21

We answer six questions on today's show:

1. Why was the Premier League started?

2. What is Keaton Parks' ceiling and best position

3. What are some of the strangest soccer rivalries in the world?

4. Why does the fourth official make players show their thighs before subbing in?

5. Why don't soccer teams have team names and mascots like in American sports?

6. Why should Americans go and play in the Dutch and Belgian leagues?

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Feb 15, 2018
Real Madrid v PSG shows that substitutes matter, while Liverpool prove that goals do too
31:42

Daryl and Taylor break down all the goals in Real Madrid's Champions League Knockout Round clash with PSG, and take a look at Liverpool's haul in Portugal. When Danny Ings gets Champions League minutes, you know that something special has happened!

Can you tell we try to make these post-game recap titles/descriptions as spoiler free as possible? Cause we do.

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Feb 15, 2018
Juventus and Tottenham present: MasterSetPiece Theatre
55:42

We analyze all the goals from Juventus vs Tottenham in the Champions League, as well as a quick look at FC Basel vs Man City.

We also answer two listener questions:

1. Is a 4-2-3-1 really that different from a 4-4-2?

2. Why don't more MLS teams spend big on high-profile coaches like Tata Martino?

Today's show is sponsored by Health IQ, an insurance company that helps health-conscious people get lower rates in life insurance. Go to http://healthiq.com/tss to see if you qualify. 

Feb 14, 2018
Weekend review: Spurs Kane Arsenal, Kevin De Bruyne is Robocop, Salah and Firmino telepathy
52:56

Daryl and Taylor review all the weekend action through the medium of thumbs up/thumbs down. If you're one of those people that like to jump around (or an Arsenal fan trying not to hear about the North London derby) then here are your timestamps:

1:17 — Spurs vs Arsenal

6:23 — Man City vs Leicester City

12:25 — Southampton vs Liverpool

16:10 — Huddersfield vs Bournemouth

18:00 — Today's show sponsored by SeatGeek! (They're back from winter break!) Download the app and enter "TSS" in the setting for $20 off your first SeatGeek purchase.

20:45 — Newcastle United vs Manchester United

26:00 — Everton vs Crystal Palace

27:40 — West Ham vs Watford (Chicharito has an owl neck!)

29:20 — Today's show sponsored by FUTCHI! Get 15% off a FUTCHI Rebounder, t-shirt, cap or print by using code "TSS2018" at https://www.playfutchi.com/collections/the-essential-gear

32:05 — Quick Americans in the Bundesliga/Batshuayo social media roundup, plus a nod to this great passing goal by Napoli --> https://twitter.com/MundialMag/status/962446295721041922

38:45 — TSS Scouting Network updates

51:24 — If you're looking to play soccer in Decatur/Hartselle, Alabama, TSS listener Jeremy is putting a league together and wants you to join.

Go to http://facebook.com/wannaplaydecatur, join the group, let Jeremy know you're in, and be part of building some American soccer. 

Feb 12, 2018
US Soccer Election Reaction with George Quraishi and Alexi Lalas
01:16:08

The President is gone. All hail the President. 

With Carlos Cordeiro now the head of the United States Soccer Federation, Daryl and Taylor take a look at all the events of Election Day in Orlando.

To do so, we were joined by Howler Magazine's George Quraishi to get the (more or less) instant reaction to Cordeiro's victory. George clues us in to the mood in the room, the politicking that happened between votes, and the deliciousness of his giant cookie.

After that, we spoke with Alexi Lalas, who provided insight into how Cordeiro was able to sway the Athlete's Council, what was going on with Eric Wynalda's final speech, and why the "Change Candidates" couldn't pull it together in the end.

Lastly, Daryl and Taylor give their thoughts on how Cordeiro played the game to get the win, what his major short-term goals will be, and what the future holds for the defeated candidates. We also discuss further what Cordeiro did to get the athlete block on his side, which was the start of his electoral victory.

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Feb 10, 2018
USSF Election Update with ESPN's Jeff Carlisle
20:41

ESPN'S Jeff Carlisle joins Taylor to discuss all that's been going on in Orlando in the lead up to tomorrow's election.

What's happening with the Gang of Six? How much of a lead does Kathy Carter have? Can Carlos Cordeiro hope to steal some votes from the Professional Council? Will Jeff get any sleep tonight?

All that and more!

Plus, today's show is sponsored by Futchi! Use the discount code "TSS2018" at checkout to get 15% off the rebounder, or any of their new gear! See what's in store at https://www.playfutchi.com/collections/the-essential-gear 

Feb 09, 2018
US Soccer Presidential Election Preview
01:12:16

Daryl and Taylor attempt to assemble their own Voltrons/Frankenstein's Monsters from their favorite parts of the 8 Presidential Candidates' platforms. Pro/Rel, Diversity and Equality, Youth Development, and avoiding FIFA corruption all get mentions.

They then look ahead to the election itself: who is voting, how are they voting, and what are the possible wrinkles on the day itself?

Plus, there's an outtake on the end that made us both chuckle.

If you want more insight into the election or the platforms of the individual candidates, Jeff Carlisle at ESPN has you covered: http://www.espn.com/soccer/team/united-states/660/blog/post/3371583/your-guide-to-ussf-election-who-will-win-caliguiri-carter-cordeiro-gans-martino-solo-winograd-wynalda?src=com

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Howler Magazine! Did you know that the new issue features a fascinating look into the USSF Presidential Election in 1990? Well, it does and it's great. To subscribe to Howler, go to http://fifa.wtf/gethowler and use code "TSS14" for a 20% discount on a one-year subscription.

Feb 08, 2018
What does "Latino style of play" even mean? When is a USMNT call-up reasonable? UEFA vs US Soccer coaching licenses
50:27

Listeners asked so we tried to answer:

1. What do American means when they say the "Latino style of play?"

2. What are the requirements before a talented youngster is called up the US Men's National Team.

3. What are our most memorable player retirements?

4. What os the name of the Total Soccer Show theme song?

5. How do you get UEFA coaching licenses, and are they better or worse than USSF licenses.

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Feb 07, 2018
Michael Winograd Discusses His Campaign for US Soccer President
29:00

With less than a week remaining until the US Soccer Election, Taylor called up Presidential Candidate Michael Winograd to discuss why he decided to enter the race, his independence as a candidate, and why he feels he is uniquely suited to the task at hand. 

We also discussed the major issues of the day, including equal treatment for women's soccer, promotion/relegation, fixing youth soccer development, and the importance of coalition building.

To learn more about Michael's policies and plans, check out his website: https://www.winogradussf.com

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Feb 05, 2018
Weekend Review: Harry Kane penalty drama, Mkhitaryan between the lines, Alexis Sanchez makes sure
01:04:38

Thumbs up and down review of all the weekend action, leading with Liverpool vs Spurs and Arsenal v Everton, touching on some other EPL action, then taking a quick trip to German to check in with England and American youngsters in the Bundesliga.

Also: the latest on Keaton Parks, Konrad De La Funete and other USMNT up-and-comers.

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Feb 04, 2018
Kyle Martino Discusses His Campaign for US Soccer President
29:04

Kyle Martino took time away from taking care of his child to discuss his campaign for US Soccer's Presidency. We discuss his relationships with the other candidates, his expectations for Election Day, his plans for promotion/relegation, and much, much more! 

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Feb 02, 2018
January Transfer Window Winners and Losers
48:43

First up, we quickly discuss Sunil Gulati's "Fact Check" of the comments and criticisms made by some of the USSF Presidential candidates. Here's a link to the video of his speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyDyDYIR-6I&feature=youtu.be

After that, we review the winners and losers from the January transfer window... and maybe some in-betweens as well (Arsenal and Manchester United come to mind). 

Up next... listener questions! How do player contracts work for relegated clubs and who should be the GM for US Soccer, if that position ends up getting created?

And, as always, we close with updates to the TSS Scouting Network.

Today's show is sponsored by Ruffneck Scarves! We asked listeners to help us come up with some ideas for scarves that would accurately represent the January window... and they did not disappoint.

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Feb 01, 2018
Geoff Cameron speaks out, Copa America 2020 update, US Soccer presidential politics
47:24

We open by discussing Geoff Cameron's NY Times interview with Marc Stein, which you can read here: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/31/sports/soccer/geoff-cameron-stoke-city.html?smid=tw-share

Then, we answer some listener questions:

6:19 — Will the 2020 Copa America really be called Copa America Centenario?

10:15 — WARNING! POLITICS! Are there similarities between Eric Wynalda's US Soccer presidential campaign and Donald Trump's 2016 campaign? DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PART IF YOU DO NOT WANT POLITICS IN YOUR SOCCER PODCASTS

17:40 — Howler magazine segment! We discuss Maggie Merten's article profiling Crystal Dunn and Heather O'Reilly's time with Chelsea and Arsenal. To subscribe to Howler, go to http://fifa.wtf/gethowler and use code "TSS14" for a 20% discount on a one-year subscription.

24:25 — Is it better to support a team that's winning in the second division or losing in first division?

31:20 — How does the US Soccer presidential election work? What happens if no candidate gets a majority in first round of voting?

37:15 — TSS Scouting Network updates, including English wonderkids, poems, Jamaican superstars and more.

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Feb 01, 2018
Aubameyang triangle, Zlatan to the LA Galaxy, Beckham to Miami, and plenty more
01:07:58

We round up all the transfer news from the past few days, including

The Pierre-Emerick Aubameynag, Olivier Giroud, Miche Batshuayi triangle, Mix Diskerud to Umbro, Jack Harrison and Aymeric Laporte to Man City, Rhiyad Mahrez transfer request reminder, Cyle Larin (finally) to Besiktas, Daniel Sturridge to WBA, Lucas Moura to Spurs, Zlatan Ibrahimovic to the LA Galaxy and Major League Soccer to Miami.

If you came here just for the Zlatan part, it's starts at 40:30.

Today's show is sponsored by Health IQ. Go to http://healthiq.com/TSS to see if you qualify for lower rates on life insurance, and to take the quizzes mentioned in the show.

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Jan 31, 2018
Coping Strategies for USMNT Fans in 2018
57:53

Daryl and Taylor take a look back at the USA's 0-0 draw with Bosnia: who was making the tactical decisions, why weren't more youngsters given a chance, and what (if anything) did we learn?

We then discuss our expectations for 2018, specifically how we're going to be approaching the US Mational Team at a time when things seem about as bleak as ever. We promise it's more exciting (or at least impassioned) than it sounds... and we think we landed on the best possible way for fans to stay active and engaged with the team without having to drink any Flavor-Aid.

Today's show is brought to you Squarespace. We ponder what our ideal US Soccer website would look like, particularly if Squarespace were involved. Go to http://squarespace.com to start designing your website for free, then use code "TSS" to get a 10% discount when you decide to launch.

Jan 29, 2018
Zito Madu talks Detroit City FC, Nigerian national team, nutmegs and more
41:16

Daryl talks to Zito Madu of SB Nation about Detroit City FC, the Nigerian national team, nutmegs as great philosophical argument, and plenty more.

Follow Zito on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/_Zeets

Read Zito's SBNation work here: https://t.co/TvPcDcb4T3

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Jan 27, 2018
USMNT v Bosnia Preview, Wynalda's Presidential Platform Unveiled
50:39

Eric Wynalda's Presidential Manifesto (aka "America United 2018") is out and it... is... detailed. We break down the portions we found most interesting and look forward to future policy papers.

If you'd like to check out Wynalda's plan, you can find it here: https://ericwynalda.org/america-united/

After that, we preview the USA's upcoming friendly with Bosnia and Herzegovina. We briefly take a look at our Balkan opponents, before moving on to the starting lineup we'd both most like to see (Tyler Adams can't play all eleven positions, after all).

And, as always, we close with the Scouting Network... where there are lots of young Americans doing lots of exciting things.

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Jan 25, 2018
UEFA Nations League Debate, Alexis Plays Piano, USWNT Wins Big
01:08:21

We discuss Alexis Sanchez's piano playing abilities, the US Wational Team's 5-1 thumping of Denmark, and the situation with the Boston Breakers.

Then we answer your listener questions, including:

1) Will the UEFA Nations League prevent dual nationals from playing for the USA (we took this as an opportunity to have a fairly lively discourse about the competition as a whole). It basically boils down to "greatest thing ever" or "okayest thing ever?"

2) Should the US Mational Team focus more on theoretically qualifying for the Olympics or theoretically competing in the possible future iteration of the Copa America Centenario (plus four).

3) What is form and when does a player go from very good to world class, and vice versa?

4) How would the game change if we used the NBA's substitution rules?

Plus, we have many, many reports in the TSS Scouting Network.

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Jan 25, 2018
US Soccer Presidential Forum review — pros and cons for every candidate
01:56:55

Really big show today. Two hours big. So hold on to your butts.

We open by discussing the revelations regarding Jonathan Gonzalez, which aired on the Max and Herc podcast. We also encourage you to find that show and listen to it for more info.

At 11:24, we get to the main event. A review of the US Soccer Presidential Forum event, hosted by the US Youth Soccer Council in Philadelphia on Saturday, January 20.

We explain how the forum worked and give some rough details about how the actual vote for US Soccer President will work when Feb 10 rolls around. After that, we go through candidate by candidate.

Here are you timestamps:

17:15 — Hope Solo

29:25 — Kyle Martino

39:51 — Steve Gans

49:05 — Kathy Carter

1:03:30 — Michael Winograd

1:13:07 — Eric Wynalda

1:26:02 — Paul Caligiuri

1:34:17 — Carlos Cordeiro

---SPONSORS!---
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Jan 23, 2018
Live show with Alexi Lalas and Tab Ramos
53:20

On January 18, we collaborated with Howler magazine to host a live show at Jose Pistola's bar in Philadelphia.

George Quraishi of Howler M.C.'d the event and our guests were USMNT legends Alexi Lalas and Tab Ramos. We talked all things US Soccer, from what we'd do on our first day as US Soccer president to Tab Ramos explaining the US Soccer YNT style of play he's been implementing these past few years.

We close the show by playing a couple rounds of the Wikipedia Game with the brilliant Brooks Peck of Dirty Tackle, who probably deserves to be in the title of this show but also has not yet played for the USMNT.

George did a lot of the legwork and logistics in putting this event together. If you'd like to support what he's doing and subscribe to Howler, go to http://fifa.wtf/gethowler — you can also get 20% off (and support TSS at same time!) by using discount code TSS14 at checkout.

Also, everyone at Jose Pistola's bar was great. They went above and beyond for us, so if you're in Philly then you should DEFINITELY visit them for dinner and drinks. It's on 263 S. 15th Street and the website is http://www.josepistolas.com/

Jan 22, 2018
Herculez Gomez on minority outreach, plus: United Soccer Coaches Convention roundup
41:45

Daryl and Taylor go over the highlights of a whirlwind few days at the United Soccer Coaches Convention in Philly. Then, starting at 22:45, Taylor interviews Herculez Gomez about US Soccer's minority outreach.

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Jan 20, 2018
Transfer Window Update: Sanchez to United Heats Up, Walcott to Everton Happens, and Larin to Besiktas is Confusing
47:35

On the newest TSS, we recap the latest happenings in the January window: Sanchez to United seems likely (and maybe Mkhitaryan to Arsenal too?), Walcott goes blue, Arda heads to Turkey, and Kyle Larin would really like to do the same... if Orlando City would let him.

Today's show is sponsored by Health IQ. Go http://healthiq.com/TSS to see if you qualify for lower rates on life insurance, and to take the quizzes mentioned in the show.

For our January 18 live event in Philadelphia, please click this link so George from Howler magazine can send you updates re: time and location: http://fifa.wtf/philly2018

Jan 17, 2018
Should US fans be more critical of USMNT selection?
53:31

On today's show, we answer five listener questions:

—Should US fans be more critical of USMNT selection?

—Would soccer benefit from an NFL style coaching staff?

—Would an MLS European-style schedule be the end of USMNT January camp? 

—Would "Pro-Rel Lite" work?

—How would a FIFA Global Nations League affect the World Cup?

Today's show is sponsored by Squarespace. Go to http://squarespace.com for a free trial (no credit card required!) and then use code "TSS" for a 10% discount when you launch.

Read Kyle Martino's manifesto here: https://www.everyonesgameusa.com/updates/

Today's show is sponsored by RX Bar. Go to http://rxbar.com/soccer and use code "soccer" for 25% off your first order.

Jan 17, 2018
Weekend Review: Liverpool Pressure City, Arsenal Continue to Stumble, and Referee Kicks Player
01:07:26

Daryl and Taylor utilize their patented thumbs up/thumbs down method to review the weekend's action, including Liverpool's wildly entertaining 4-3 win over Manchester City, Arsenal's (maybe actually not) shocking loss to Bournemouth, Barcelona remaining unbeaten, and Madrid remaining in trouble.

If you're interested in a subscription to Howler Magazine, go to http://fifa.wtf/gethowler and use the code "TSS14" to get 20 percent off!

AND DON'T FORGET... WE'VE GOT A LIVE SHOW COMING UP! We're going to be doing a live show in Philadelphia on January 18th with our friends over at Howler Magazine... and maybe a few other guests as well? Who knows. To get more info, click here: http://fifa.wtf/philly2018

Jan 15, 2018
USA 2020 Olympic XI
58:10

We open by recapping and reacting to Mike Woitalla's Soccer America interview with Brad Rothenberg, founder of the Alianza de Futbol showcase, where Jonathan Gonzalez was discovered by Monterrey. Read the interview here: https://www.socceramerica.com/publications/article/76356/brad-rothenberg-our-federation-lost-jonathan-gon.html

At 25:55, we pick our possible USMNT starting XI for the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, which you probably already know is U23 only.

AT 45:25, we update the TSS Scouting Network, with the latest on Emerson Hyndamn, Matt Miazga, Ben Woodburn and more. 

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Coming to the TSS/Howler live show? It's Thursday, Jan 18, starting 7 p.m. at Jose Pistola's in Philadelphia. Sign up here for more info: http://fifa.wtf/philly2018

 

 

Jan 11, 2018
Bundesliga review and preview with Matt Hermann of Talking Fussball
54:49

Daryl chats about the Bundesliga with Matt Hermann of the Talking Fussball podcast.

The winter break is nearly over so Daryl asks Matt to look back on what's happened so far, and what the second half of the season holds.

We also, of course, discuss Christian Pulisic's BVB performances and Weston McKennie's proposed positon change at Schalke. Yes, you did read the last part of the sentence correctly.

---LINKS!---

Here's the Talking Fussball website: http://talkingfussball.com/

Today's show was sponsored by Wohven! Take a look at their tees at http://Wohven.com and be sure to use code "TSS2018" for 25% off your first tee.

The Howler/TSS live show is planned for Thursday, January 18, Jose Pistola's at 7pm. Sign up here for more info: http://fifa.wtf/philly2018

 

Jan 10, 2018
January camp roster deep-dive with Matt Doyle
01:10:35

Daryl calls up Matt Doyle of MLSSoccer.com to talk about two things.

For the first 20 minutes we talk Jonathan Gonzalez, including a couple of really smart ideas from Matt about roles and programs US Soccer and/or American soccer could put in place.

At the 20-ish minute mark, we switch to talking January camp. If you're looking for the lowdown on who to look out for in the January friendlies, from Justen Glad to Christian Ramirez, there's some great, detailed analysis in here.

Today's show is sponsored by Health IQ. Go http://healthiq.com/TSS to see if you qualify for lower rates on life insurance, and to take the quizzes mentioned in the show.

For our January 18 live event in Philadelphia, please click this link so George from Howler magazine can send you updates re: time and location: http://fifa.wtf/philly2018

 

Jan 10, 2018
How did US Soccer lose Jonathan Gonzalez to Mexico? (an emergency podcast)
42:52

Daryl calls Taylor to try and figure out how and why Jonathan Gonzalez chose to play for Mexico instead of the US, what could have been done to hold on to him, and what US Soccer can do better in the future.

Jan 08, 2018
FA Cup Review: Lichaj Downs Arsenal, Liverpool Squeeze Past Everton, and Mark Hughes Exits Stoke
01:05:43

On today's show, Daryl and Taylor recap the weekend's FA Cup action, including Nottingham's 4-2 win over Arsenal, Liverpool's dramatic late victory over Everton, Jesse Lingard continuing to score wonder goals, and Geoff Cameron doing his level best to get Mark Hughes fired.

EXCITING NEWS! We're going to be doing a live show in Philadelphia on January 18th with our friends over at Howler Magazine... and maybe a few other guests as well? Who knows. To get more info, click here: http://fifa.wtf/philly2018

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Jan 08, 2018
Listener Qs: Boxing Day Congestion, National Geographic Layouts, Young DPs, and Geographic Diversity in US Soccer
55:49

On today's episode, we answer your listener questions...

1:29 - Why does the Premier League play 3 matches for each team around Christmas/New Year's when other leagues take a break?

10:13 - If we had 2 pages in National Geographic to present a map or infographic about the World Cup, what would we make it about?

If you want to submit your own idea to National Geographic, head on over to: http://totalsoccershow.com/natgeo

19:32 - What exactly is a Young Designated Player in MLS and how does it differ from a normal DP?

24:07 - Reviewing the excellent piece in the new issue of Howler Magazine about the USA's failure to qualify for the World Cup and the (many, many) factors that led to The Recent Unpleasantness. 

If you're interested in a subscription to Howler Magazine, go to http://fifa.wtf/gethowler and use the code "TSS14" to get 20% off!

30:24 - Today's news (quick hits): Keane to Wolves, Benny to LAFC, DC United's home opener is in mid-July, and the new USMNT roster will be announced Monday.

39:32 - If pro/rel were instituted, could a more open system mean a loss in geographic diversity, specifically in the top flight?

45:53 - What do they teach in the Pro License sessions that is so valuable for managers who already have lots of experience?

49:34 - Updating the TSS Scouting Network.

Jan 04, 2018
The January transfer window is open!
58:14

Daryl and Taylor talk through the signings, stories and rumors of the January transfer window so far.

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Jan 03, 2018
10 Things We Hope Happen in 2018
53:48

Daryl and Taylor take turns listing the things they'd like to see happen in 2018, ranging from less partisan bickering in US Soccer (not gonna happen) to Pep Guardiola winning the Premier League (definitely gonna happen). In between, they have high hopes for Andrew Carleton, Josh Sargent, Jonathan Gonzalez's USMNT career, DC United's enjoyability, and Jurgen Klinsmann's career prospects.

Oh! And if you missed the story about TSS listener Tristan Gilliland-Kunkle performing a Christmas Miracle for Christian Pulisic, then here you go: http://voao.theamericanoutlaws.com/pulisics-christmas-miracle-dog-delivery/

Today's show is sponsored by Health IQ, an insurance company that helps health-conscious people like runners, cyclists and soccer players get lower rates on life insurance. Go to http://healthiq.com/tss to support the show and see if you qualify.

Jan 02, 2018
Very Specific Predictions for 2018
01:17:46

Daryl and Taylor make some very specific predictions for the coming year, including World Cup top scorer, who will bid for Christian Pulisic, when and how Man City will win the Premier League, and plenty more.

Today's show is sponsored by Howler magazine! Go to http://fifa.wtf/gethowler and use code "TSS14" for 20% off a subscription.

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Dec 29, 2017
Soccer Santa Holiday Special (aka Christmas Pun-tacular)
46:01

Daryl and Taylor take turns giving out theoretical gifts to members of the global soccer community... though individuals associated with the USA's failure to qualify for the World Cup feature prominently. As do puns. So many puns.

As mentioned in the broadcast, this was our first ever broadcast via Facebook Live. Here's a link if you're inclined to watch the video: https://www.facebook.com/TotalSoccerShow/videos/1779359862082543/

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Dec 20, 2017
Youth soccer principles, Pro/Rel in Australia, US Soccer General Manager, and more
56:31

We answer six listener questions on today's TSS:

Does the US Soccer GM role smell fishy?

Is there a pro/rel movement in Australia?

Do penalty kicks ruin the top scorer chart?

What are three "best practices" for youth soccer clubs?

How do you spot a great young player among the good young players?

Why is the term "unplayable" used to describe in-form players?

Also, the scouting network features a report on one young American making his league debut for a big team.

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Dec 19, 2017
Weekend Review: Man City Keeps the Streak Alive, Pulisic Finally Gets A Goal
01:09:08

We review as much of the weekend's action as two sets of eyes can handle, including Manchester City's continued dominance in the Premier League, Christian Pulisic and Weston McKennie have happy weekends, and Mark Hughes rants while Hodgson and Moyes celebrate!

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Dec 18, 2017
Star Wars XI (from Dec. 2015)
49:36

We took the day off to go and see Star Wars: The Last Jedi. But back in 2015, we recorded our Star Wars XI, each of us picking a soccer team made up of Star Wars characters. We hope you enjoy.

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Dec 15, 2017
Two possible plans for Pro/Rel
01:16:38

Daryl and Taylor do not have the power to implement promotion and relegation in the United States. But they do have the time and inclination to do some thinking, write down their best ideas, then meet in studio to present their plans to each other. That's what happens on today's show.

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Dec 15, 2017
Premier League Review: More Controversy for Liverpool, More Goals for Manchester City
01:00:22

We use our patented thumbs up/thumbs down model to review the midweek Premier League action: Klopp will be angry with another referee, City will be happy to keep their streak alive, and David Moyes will be happy with a point.

We also answer more listener questions, including why is there an arc by the penalty area and how can you get stubborn, anti-soccer friends to start watching the game? Plus, we update the TSS Scouting Network.

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Dec 14, 2017
Champions League Draw Reaction, Plus Nagbe on the Move and Listener Questions
55:25

Daryl and Taylor give their quick reactions to Monday's Champions League knockout round draw, and then discuss Darlington Nagbe's possible move from Portland to Atlanta United.

After that, we answer your listener questions: should MLS change its schedule? How do different teams press and how can you tell when they're doing it? Why isn't the Bundesliga as financially strong as the Premier League? All that and more!

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Dec 12, 2017
Manchester and Merseyside Derbies, Plus 2017 MLS Cup Review
01:12:55

Daryl and Taylor use their thumbs (both up and down) to review the weekend's Premier League action, most notably Manchester City's 2-1 victory over Manchester United and Liverpool's disappointing (depending on your perspective) 1-1 draw with Everton.

Plus, wins for Tottenham, losses for Chelsea, and goals for Jermaine Defoe. Plus, there's a new boss for Christian Pulisic and sadness for Jonathan Gonzalez.

We also tackle the 2017 MLS Cup, in which Toronto got it right and Seattle got it very wrong, and update the TSS Scouting Network.

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Dec 11, 2017
Hope Solo's candidacy for USSF president, Liga MX Final, Manchester Derby preview
52:21

Daryl opens today's show with a solo update on Columbus Crew. For more detail, read Kevin McCauley's write-up here: https://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2017/12/7/16748288/save-the-crew-columbus-ohio-attorney-general-mike-dewine-browns-law

2:00 — Daryl and Taylor talk Hope Solo's candidacy for US Soccer president.

12:20 — Reviewing the first leg of the Liga MX Final between Tigre's and Monterrey, featuring the (fingers crossed) future USMNT midfielder Jonathan Gonzalez. Two great goals — one clever corner kick and one perfect Panenka penalty kick.

21:28 — If you're only in it for the Jona Gonzalez analysis, this is where it starts.

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32:30 — Manchester Derby preview! Mourinho vs Pep, no Pogba.

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48:45 — Updates from the TSS Scouting Network, including a classic Klinsmann dive.

Dec 08, 2017
How to watch soccer, the most annoying soccer phrases, and playing 4-2-2-2
01:07:39

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We open today's show talking about a recently announced USMNT June friendly ... which was not announced by US Soccer, plus: some Jonathan Gonzalez transfer rumors.

We also answer seven listener questions:

What are the most annoying, most commonly used soccer phrases?

Which USL team would we play in FIFA career mode?

What does it take to play a 4-2-2-2, and could the USMNT do it?

Why so many players from Argentina in MLS?

What do you call the opposite of the Group of Death?

Should USL/NASL teams be mad that they only have one path to the CONCACAF Champions League?

How can I watch a match more analytically?

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Dec 07, 2017
Champions League review: Pogba posterizes, Aubameyang interviews, Liverpool practice the three-man weave
45:25

We review the Champions League group stage finale, offering thumbs up and down on the undramatic but nonetheless entertains action.

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Dec 07, 2017
2017 MLS Cup Final: Toronto v Seattle - Tactical Preview and Specific Predictions
01:03:35

We start off today's show by recapping the latest developments in the US Soccer Presidential race: Sunil Gulati won't be running but Kathy Carter of SUM definitely will be. Who is our newest candidate and what is she all about?

Then we turn our attention to Saturday night's MLS Cup Final: Toronto will be out for revenge against Seattle, who took home the honors last year. We take a look at the likely formations and tactical approaches of both teams, and throw out some of our (patent pending) Very Specific Predictions.

And, as ever, we close with some great scouting reports. which include the undershirt preferences of America's next great midfielder and passing problems in Wales.

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Dec 06, 2017
Weekend review: Lingard relentless, De Gea unbeatable, Hazard unstoppable, Coutinho goes low
01:16:22

Our weekend review of the Premier League starts with Arsenal v Man Utd, explaining how Mourinho's team made such a fast start to the game and why De Gea was so tough to beat.

That's the first 20 minutes or so, after that we offer a thumb up or down for every other Premier League game this weekend, before checking in with some USMNTers in the Bundesliga and one incredible goalkeeper in Italy.

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Dec 04, 2017
World Cup Draw Reactions and Analysis, Plus MLS Cup Playoffs!
56:46

We take a look at each group now that the 2018 World Cup draw is complete. They are:

Group A: Russia, Uruguay, Egypt, Saudi Arabia

Group B: Portugal, Spain, Iran, Morocco

Group C: France, Peru, Denmark, Australia

Group D: Argentina, Croatia, Iceland, Nigeria

Group E: Brazil, Switzerland, Costa Rica, Serbia

Group F: Germany, Mexico, Sweden, South Korea

Group G: Belgium, England, Tunisia, Panama

Group H: Poland, Colombia, Senegal, Japan

We attempt to determine a proper title for each group, and discuss which teams are happiest and which ones want a re-draw.

After that, we discuss Toronto's 1-0 win over Columbus and Seattle's 3-0 destruction of Houston in the MLS Cup Playoffs. Some drama and lots of goals to be discussed! Then we briefly hit on Monterrey's progress in the Liga MX playoffs and update the TSS Scouting Network.

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Dec 01, 2017
The USMNT and the two fullbacks who could one day make it better ...
01:01:30

On today's show, Daryl talks to Adam Belz of Scuffed newsletter about two American fullbacks currently seeing the field in high-profile European leagues: Shaq Moore, who's playing for Levante in La Liga in Spain and Antonee Robinson, who's playing for Bolton in the EFL Championship, on loan from Everton.

Daryl and Adam get detailed on these guys' games, as well as talking DeAndre Yedlin, Jorge Villafana and Eric Lichaj, plus midfielders Tyler Adams, Weston McKennie and Jonathan Gonzalez.

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Nov 30, 2017
The 10 Best Backyard Soccer Games to Play
01:05:41

0:00 - The Red Bulls didn't get an actual offer for Tyler Adams, but that won't stop us from speculating on his actual worth and his possible, future career destinations.

10:26 - Sam Allardyce and Alan Pardew are gainfully employed once again... for the time being. Why don't English clubs pursue young managers from The Continent and what's in store for both West from and Everton?

19:48 - Daryl and Taylor list their favorite backyard/playground/casual soccer games to play. If you're interesting in kicking a ball around with some friends, this segment is definitely for you!

As mentioned on the program, here's that absolutely outstanding Nike soccer advertising campaign. Behold.... THE CAGE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TXPI7Vur1Y

55:58 - Updating the TSS Scouting Network.

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Nov 29, 2017
World Cup 2018 draw preview (and why there will be no group of death)
01:02:54

On today's show we preview the FIFA World Cup draw, which happens this Friday at 10 a.m. Eastern, explaining how the pots work and why we're confident there will be no group of death.

We also answer five great listeners questions:

18:10 — Does Klinsmann have anything t d with all the young Americans in Germany?

23:45 — What if pro/rel were attendance based?

34:14 — What's the etiquette for team photos?

36:57 — Which current USMNT player could you see managing the team?

46:55 — How do I get back into soccer if I live in a rural area?

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Nov 28, 2017
Weekend review: Borussia Dortmund vs Schalke special
01:12:35

We go DEEP on the epic Dortmund vs Schalke game — deeper than a Benjamin Stambouli pass.

If you're looking for a long chat about what happened in that epic game, including our thoughts on the performances of Weston McKennie and Christian Pulisic, this is the show for you.

If you want to skip ahead to the rest of our weekend roundup, that starts at 38:05.

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Nov 27, 2017
Soccer Thanksgiving, Plus Some Champions League Chat
44:52

On today's episode, Daryl and Taylor take a quick look at some of the action from Wednesday's Champions League matches.

Then we each take turns listing the things we're thankful for, which range from a particular type of IPA to promising Americans around the world to our respective club teams.

We're also both thankful for net neutrality, and if you are too, you can sign the Reddit petition to show your support: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/replace-ajit-pai-fcc-restore-net-neutrality-make-last-mile-networking-public-utility-and-stop-corporate-abuse-0

We then attempt to decide what Thanksgiving side dishes best represent various figures involved in US Soccer. Things get weird.

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Nov 23, 2017
MLS playoffs first leg review, Porter out, MLS expansion, 2020 Olympics
01:02:11

We review the first legs of Columbus vs Toronto and Houston vs Seattle, discuss Caleb Porter's surprise Timbers exit and answer listener questions related to MLS expansion, where Man Utd should play Anthony Martial, and why there's no 2020 Olympics talk.

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Nov 22, 2017
Champions League review: Liverpool and Sevilla's set-piece silliness, Alli's assist, Foden's debut and more
01:01:33

We round up the Tuesday Champions League action — of which there was WAY more than we bargained for. Lots of fun stuff to talk about here.

We also answer two listener questions:

Should US Soccer help talented young American players get EU passports?

If The Recent Unpleasantness has you down, how do you learn to love soccer again?

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Nov 22, 2017
Weekend review: Arsenal force Spurs long, Yedlin's cutback, Paul is Pogback, and De Bruyne makes that noise
01:15:13

Our weekend review features a Premier League roundup, plus the highlights of Americans abroad. From Arsenal beating Spurs at theor own game to Paul Pogba's return to action to Weston McKennie and Jonathan Gonzalez impressing in midfields either side of the Atlantic, we round up everything we managed to watch this weekend.

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Nov 20, 2017
Ask The Ref! w/ TSS Official Referee Consultant Scott Zawadzki
01:06:22

Official Referee Consultant Scott Zawadzki returns to the show to answer your officiating-centric questions, including... 

Why don’t referees give more cards for “talking back” to the referee?

If you could referee a match involving one of the bad boys of soccer (past or present), who would it be?

What things about the rules, commonly said by fans or pundits, have little to no basis in the actual rules?

How can I get started refereeing and what advice do you have for beginners?

All that, and much, much more on a jam-packed episode of The Total Soccer Show. 

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Ask him your own refereeing questions and use the hashtag #AskTheRef

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Nov 17, 2017
How the CONCACAF Nations League impacts the USMNT, plus: listener questions galore!
01:12:10

We open the show by discussing the news about the CONCACAF Nations League. That's literally the first 18 minutes of the show. Did we go long? Maybe, yes, but we definitely got into some detail.

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21:38 — What's the best technique to block a shot?

24:09 — What would Taylor and Daryl's soccer career Wikipedia pages say?

29:03 — What's the definition of a soccer generation? What makes a golden generation?

33:08 — When did goalkeepers come about and how did the penalty are develop?

36:58 — What's the ideal length of tenure for an international manager?

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43:00 — What if the MLS schedule was shortened to half a year? (Hear us out on this, it gets interesting)

51:08 — Take the USMNT XI that faced Portugal and ... which of the old guard do you add back in?

56:47 — How will the USMNT evolve between now and 2022?

1:05:19 — Updates from the TSS Scouting Network, featuring Ryan Sessegnon, Alex Iwobi, Reiss Nelson, Pione Sisto, Blake Bodily. 

Nov 17, 2017
Drafting the "Did Not Qualify for the World Cup" XI
01:00:02

1:14 - Revisiting yesterday's conversation about the rumored move by US Soccer to create a pre-World Cup tournament for some of the countries that failed to qualify.

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23:02 - Continuing the discussion abut MLS international roster spots and what can be done to get more young Americans playing at an earlier age.

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35:24 - Daryl and Taylor each takes turns drafting their respective starting elevens composed entirely of players that failed to qualify for the World Cup. It's an emotional endeavor.

54:33 - Updating the TSS Scouting Network

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Nov 15, 2017
Portugal vs USA review — the kids are alright
01:11:25

We review the USA's 1-1 draw away to Portugal, which featured some encouraging performances from young players and a glimpse at how the US Men's National Team might approach games in the future.

We also talk about Bruce Arena's appearance in the Fox Sports studio -- how does one decide what to do with their hands? -- how to get more minutes for young players in MLS and the idea of an NIT-style DNQ soccer tournament in the US in 2018.

LINKS!

Today's show is sponsored by FUTCHI. Get $20.17 off your rebounder by using code "TSS2017" at https://www.playfutchi.com/products/futchi_rebounder

Here's TSS playing FUTCHI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAs5jtt-Xhc&list=PLaDbyG9MO4N7UtgDuv5yNT2Ek3yP5Q9Ys

Today's show is sponsored by Squarespace! Go to http://squarespace.com and start building your website. Use "TSS" to get 10% off when you launch.

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Nov 15, 2017
Portugal vs USA preview — play your kids!
01:08:31

Daryl and Taylor pick their favored USMNT starting XI to face Portugal on Tuesday, but not before outlining why this game is a big challenge for the next generation of US players.

31:09 — Today's show is sponsored by Away Days, an independent soccer clothing brand based in Boston. Go to http://awaydaysfootball.com and use code "TSS" for 15% off anything you see, including the intriguing Mystery Kit, which you'll hear about on today's show.

36:59 — World Cup qualifying roundup! We talk Senegal's second chance, Australia showing us how to get a result in Honduras, Corry Evans handball that possibly wasn't for Northern Ireland, Croatian goals and glory, and why Ireland's Martin O'Neill might make a decent USMNT head coach. You read that correctly.

55:15 — Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek. Download the SeatGeek app, click "Settings" and enter promo code "TSS" for $20 off your first purchase.

58:30 — The TSS Scouting Network! Featuring reports about Sam Rogers, Ryan Gauld, Ethan Ampadu, Katie Cousins and Junior Flores. Want to join the TSS Scouting Network? Go to http://totalsoccershow.com/join

To close, we talk Brad Friedel's surprise appointment as head coach of the New England Revolution.

Nov 13, 2017
Americans Abroad w/ Brian Sciaretta, Plus Your Listener Questions!
01:28:58

Daryl and Taylor answer your listener questions, including ideal formations, USMNTers in MLS, and possible dual nationals.

Then Taylor chats with ASN's Brian Sciaretta about Americans abroad (who's doing well and who could use a move), the U17 National Team standouts and what their respective futures hold, and potential dual nationals around the globe.

After that, Daryl and Taylor take a look at the USWNT's 1-1 draw with Canada, and update the TSS Scouting Network.

Today's show is sponsored by Futchi, makers of the highly engineered soccer rebounders that combine soccer and squash! Go to https://www.playfutchi.com/products/futchi_rebounder and use code "TSS2017" and you'll save $50 in their regular sale, plus an extra $20.17 from us. Enjoy!

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Nov 10, 2017
Eric Wynalda Discusses His Campaign for US Soccer President
01:06:11

Eric Wynalda sits down (it was over the phone, but we assume he was sitting down) to discuss his candidacy for the US Soccer Federation Presidency. Topics include...

What running for office has meant for his personal/professional life, the problems he's identified in the current American soccer landscape, and how he plans to fix them. And, of course, it wouldn't be an interview with Eric Wynalda without a few bombshells, and I'd say there are definitely more than a couple in this show.

Today's episode is sponsored by RX Bar, makers of delicious protein bars that feature 100% whole ingredients. For 25% off, go to http://rxbar.com/soccer and enter promo code "soccer"

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Nov 09, 2017
USMNT roster reaction show — the future is here
54:43

Daryl and Taylor react to the naming of the 21-man US roster, which includes Tyler Adams, Weston McKennie and 19 other players.

Today's show is sponsored by FUTCHI (they're back! sponsor rebound!). FUTCHI are running a deep discount on their rebounder so you can get one for Christmas. Got to https://www.playfutchi.com/products/futchi_rebounder and use code "TSS2017" and your'll save $50 in their regular sale, plus an extra $20.17 from us. Enjoy!

Today's show is also sponsored by ... SQUARESPACE! And we could not be happier. And by we I mean Daryl. Start your website at http://squarespace.com and get 10% off when you use discount code "TSS"

OTHER LINKS:

Weston McKennie individual highlights: https://twitter.com/TotalSoccerShow/status/928026485507657728

USMNT roster: https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2017/11/07/14/39/20171107-news-mnt-sarachan-calls-21-players-for-friendly-against-third-ranked-portugal

 

Nov 08, 2017
The NASL vs US Soccer lawsuit, explained by attorney Miki Turner
47:21

NASL's request for a preliminary injunction was denied this weekend. If that makes no sense to you, you're in the right place. Because in this episode, Daryl talks to Washington attorney (and Seattle Sounders fan) Miki Turner.

Miki explains the lawsuit and the recent decision to Daryl in easy-to-understand terms and lays out where this thing could go next.

Also discussed the Sounders win over Vancouver, and a possible legal defense for Clint Dempsey's elbow.

For further updates as this case develops, follow Miki on Twitter: @turneresq

Nov 07, 2017
Weekend Review: Thumbs Up for Man City, Thumbs Down to Locker Room Fights
52:56

On the newest. TSS, we recap some of the weekend's action, including City's victory over Arsenal, Chelsea hard-fought win over Manchester United, and Toronto's (literally) hard fought loss to the Red Bulls. 

Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek. If you download the SeatGeek app and enter the promo code "TSS" and you'll get a $20 rebate on your first ticket purchase.

Nov 06, 2017
The plan to Save the Crew, with Morgan Hughes
35:56

Daryl talks to Morgan Hughes of the Save the Crew movement.

Get involved: http://SaveTheCrew.com

 

Nov 03, 2017
Champions League review: Spurs keep it high and tight, plus: Big win for the Crew
01:04:18

We review all the Champions League action we could watch, plus Columbus Crew's home win over NYCFC.

Today's show is sponsored by AX Soccer Tours, the pro soccer tryout to get signed in Europe. Go to http://axsoccertours.com and use code "totalsoccershow" for $100 off your tryout — limited time for 2017 Winter Tryouts.

Today's show also sponsored by Ruffneck Scarves! Go to http://RuffneckScarves.com and use code "TOTALSOCCERSHOW" for 20% off.

Video of Antonee Robinson's assist: https://twitter.com/MundialMag/status/925481859475234817

 

Nov 02, 2017
Listener Questions and Red Bulls v Toronto Review
01:02:29

0:00 - Recapping Toronto's 2-1 victory over the Red Bulls in the first leg of their Eastern Conference Final.

23:57 - Today's show is sponsored by Blue Apron. Go to http://blueapron.com/TSS to get $30 off your first order, plus free shipping.

27:07 - Answering your listener questions, including... Why a USMNT-less World Cup will still be exciting, what your boots say about you (according to Taylor), and more!

55:28 - Updating the TSS Scouting Network

Oct 31, 2017
Weekend review: Antonio fails the marshmallow test, England win World Cup, USMNT roster rumors
01:17:27

We review the weekend's Premier League action, nod to England's U17 team, address some USMNT roster rumors and plenty more.

Today's show is sponsored by RX Bar. For 25% off, go to http://rxbar.com/soccer and enter promo code "soccer"

Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek. If you download the SeatGeek app and enter the promo code "TSS" and you'll get a $20 rebate on your first ticket purchase.

Here's the link to @grayhairgaming's Football Manager simulation of Team Daryl vs Team Taylor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ciHq61URmo (worth watching if only for @grayhairgaming's rendition of our theme song)

Oct 30, 2017
How MLS helps and hurts the USMNT, with Jeff Rueter
01:16:53

Daryl talks to Jeff Rueter, a freelance soccer writer whose byline appears in The Guardian, FourFourTwo, ESPN FC, Howler magazine and more.

We talk MLS playoffs, including the Atlanta vs Columbus and Houston Sporting KC games, we talk Major League Soccer's relationship with the US Men's National Team, we talk a little Minnesota United, and we talk about the future of MLS expansion, with particular reference to an infamous tweet from Jeff regarding Nashville.

Follow Jeff on Twitter, where he's living that sweet blue-check life --> @jeffrueter

Oct 27, 2017
Whitecaps and Red Bulls Get the Job Done, Plus Your Listener Questions
59:17

0:00 - We review NYRB's 4-0 victory over Chicago, and attempt to figure out what went wrong for the Fire and how the Red Bulls got it so right.

16:13 - We do the same thing, only this time for San Jose and Vancouver, respectively.

NEW SPONSOR! Today's show is brought to you by the USMNT Center app. It keeps track of all the USMNT-eligible players so you don't have to, and keeps you up to date on all that's being written and said about the USMNT. Click this link to check out the app. Best of all? IT'S 100% FREE!

28:37 - Answering your listener questions, including what's the best skill for youngsters to learn and who is the next Jermaine Jones for the USMNT.

46:54 - Updating the TSS Scouting Network.

Oct 27, 2017
10 ways to fix US Soccer
49:35

If Daryl and Taylor were elected co-presidents of the United States Soccer Federation, there are 10 things we would do. Listen to this episode to hear what they are.

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Oct 25, 2017
Dave Sarachan will coach the USMNT vs Portugal, plus: listener questions
01:06:17

Daryl and Taylor discuss the news that USMNT assistant coachDave Sarachan will temporarily take the reigns when the US plays Portugal in November.

22:00 — Today's show is sponsored buy SeatGeek. Download the app, click the "settings" tab and enter promo code "TSS" to get a $20 off your first purchase. (True story: you get a $20 rebate even if tickets costs less than $20)

Then: Listener questions!

25:15 — Should the US players apologize to fans for not making the World Cup?

29:40 — Should the US keep selecting Michael Bradley?

33:23 — When national teams fail to make the World Cup, do captains give up the armband?

(NOTE: The correct answer is that David Beckham resigned the England captaincy after the 2006 World Cup)

37:22 — What impact will the UEFA Nations League and CONCACAF Nations League have on the USMNT? (Side question: What is the UEFA Nations League?)

45:40 — Why is it called MLS Decision Day?

51:35 — TSS Scouting Network reports on Dest, Kapustka, Willock (J.), Tillman, Sancho, Gomez, Arellano, Nouhou, Kessie

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Oct 24, 2017
Thumbs Up/Thumbs Down Weekend Review: Premier League, MLS, US U17s
01:12:52

Daryl and Taylor review as much of the weekend's action as possible, including the Premier League, US U17s, MLS, US Soccer Elections, the USWNT, and (briefly) the Turkish Super Lig. 

Today's show is sponsored by Storelli, makers of the SpeedGrip insoles. Their advanced traction means more speed, power, and control for you, the athlete. Listeners can get a 10-day trial of the product, and get 20% off any order by using the promo code "TSS" at checkout. Just head over to http://www.storelli.com and get to shopping!

Oct 23, 2017
Who elects the US Soccer president, and how? (with George Quraishi of Howler magazine)
51:19

Daryl talks to George Quraishi of Howler magazine about the USMNT's style of play, the Columbus Crew situation, and how the president of US Soccer is elected.

You can subscribe to Howler magazine via http://fifa.wtf/gethowler and, if I heard George correctly, you can use discount code "TSS2" to get 20% off for the next week or so.

Oct 20, 2017
Champions League Thumbs Up/Down Review
48:19

0:00 - Daryl and Taylor update the situation with the Columbus Crew, and discuss ways in which concerned minds can get involved. Here's a link to the Reddit page Daryl mentioned on the show: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMassive/comments/777ik4/the_war_of_public_perception_the_plan_going/ …

7:46 - Landon Donovan might be possibly maybe potentially running for US Soccer President. Good news, bad news, or confusing news?

13:32 - We recap the week's Champions League action using our patented (we haven't actually patented it) thumbs up/thumbs down system.

36:26 - Today's show is brought to you by Ruffneck Scarves! Visit http://RuffneckScarves.com and get a 20% discount with code "TOTALSOCCERSHOW"

40:00 - Updating the TSS Scouting Network! And, if you're feeling so inclined, you can join the scouting network via http://totalsoccershow.com/join

If you haven't seen it yet, here's the glorious video of Andrew Carleton  doing Andrew Carleton things: https://vid.me/7DYV5

Oct 19, 2017
USA Advances in U17 World Cup, Allardyce Hearts USMNT, Columbus on the Move?
58:20

On the newest episode of The Total Soccer Show...

Daryl and Taylor discuss the news that, come 2019, the Columbus Crew might be known as Austin FC... if Anthony Precourt gets his way.

11:55 — We also recap the USA's 5-0 thumping of Paraguay in the U17 World Cup, and look ahead (Daryl was all smiles) to their quarterfinal opponents: England. 

40:55 — USMNT Updates as well! Portugal friendly in November (Taylor isn't enthused) and Big Sam interested in USMNT (Taylor DEFINITELY isn't enthused).

NEW SPONSOR ALERT! Today's show is sponsored by Storelli, makers of the SpeedGrip insoles. Their advanced traction means more speed, power, and control for you, the athlete. Listeners can get a 10-day trial of the product, and get 20% off any order by using the promo code "TSS" at checkout. Just head over to http://storelli.com and get to shopping!

Oct 17, 2017
Weekend review: Man City unstoppable, Mourinho miserly, Jermaine Jones naming names
01:10:15

BIG SHOW!

We start with a thumbs up/thumbs down review of the Premier League, focusing on Man City v Stoke, Liverpool v Man Utd and the legend of Troy Deeney.

20:36 — Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek. Download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code "TSS" for $20 off your first order.

22:45 — We consider what Jermaine Jones had to say about too many US national team players choosing to stay in MLS, and think up some solutions.

Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zYLi0jPwFc

42:45 — MLS thumbs up/down, including Brad Guzan, Tyler Adams, Javier Morales, and Nemanja Nikolic.

49:15 — NWSL Championship review

53:22 — Checking in on Jonathan Gonzalez as Monterrey beat Pachuca

58:19 — Milan derby! Icardi hat-trick!

1:03:00 — Scouting reports on Malen, Carleton, Gosling, Weah, Farfan, Pomykal, Valverde, Abraham.

Paxton Pomykal homecoming tweet: https://twitter.com/PaxiPomy  

 

Oct 16, 2017
US Soccer news: Bruce Arena resigns, Sunil Gulati stays on
29:17

Daryl calls Taylor to discuss the morning's US Soccer press conference, which gave some (but not nearly enough) indication of what US Soccer plans to do next.

Oct 13, 2017
USMNT: The Next Generation
01:10:57

New USMNT co-head coaches Daryl Grove and Taylor Rockwell pick their forward-looking, experimental XI.

If you want to hear about what's next in the pipeline for the US national team, this is the show for you.

Today's show is sponsored by SeatGeek. Download the app, click the "settings" tab and enter promo code "TSS" for $20 off your first purchase.

Oct 12, 2017
What next for American soccer?
01:28:04

Big show. We start wth a look back at the World Cup qualifying campaign and what we think went wrong.

We then look forward to what happens next with US Soccer. Here are the timestamps:

22:29 — Will Sunil Gulati resign? Who are potential replacements? When is the election?

34:55 — Today's show is sponsored by Greats, makers of Daryl's new top-tier sneakers. Get 15% off at http://www.greats.com with code "totalsoccershow"

38:20 — What would we realistically like to see the next US Soccer president do? We get into MLS, Development Academies, pay to play, promotion/relegation, coaching licenses, college soccer,  

1:04:08 — Who is the next USMNT coach?

Oct 12, 2017
The Best Soccer Show — The Return
01:40:20

Jason Davis and Jared DuBois got the band back together and recorded an episode of The Best Soccer Show.

Oct 12, 2017