NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

By Patrick Melton

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Subscribers: 58
Reviews: 3
Episodes: 50

John James
 Aug 18, 2024
Endlessly Entertaining

Old Fan
 Feb 19, 2021
Was a fan from the Jonny B days. Show is garbage now. Same show he just says some proud boy bs then crap talks some other person that does what he does. May become a right wing grifter in the next few years. An even more fat Alex Jones!

MemphisDJ
 Nov 2, 2020
P-melt has suddenly become a trumpster stooge. Sorry man, I've listened to you insult the left too much. I want to laugh...not listen to fox news. So long

Description

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

Episode Date
February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!
Feb 02, 2026
BONUS NOTHING! Saturday Night Squirts!
Feb 01, 2026
January 29, 2026: Matt Mead Can’t Stop! Mersh Explains! Steel Toe Beg Time! Chad Zumock Drunk!
Jan 30, 2026
January 26, 2026: BRING A SPOON! Chad! Kevin! Scarlett! Karmic! Toe!
Jan 26, 2026
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (January 23, 2026)
Jan 23, 2026
January 22, 2026: Stuttering John On Hackamania! Bower In Distress! Chad Zumock Walk Stream!
Jan 22, 2026
January 20, 2026: Kevin Brennan Provides LOLs! KarmicX MISERY Continues! Kitty Pineapple Is Back!
Jan 20, 2026
January 15, 2026: Chad Zumock Has NO IDEAS! DonkeyLips Is In NEW YEAR Mode! LOLCOW Soup!
Jan 15, 2026
January 13, 2026: Kiki Gets Cheeky! Kevin Brennan’s NUMBERS Haunt Him! Broken Bone Therapy!
Jan 13, 2026
January 12, 2026: Chad Zumock The HYPOCRITE! Ashley Cummings Stinks! Steel Toe PIVOTS On ICE!
Jan 12, 2026
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (January 9, 2026)
Jan 09, 2026
January 8, 2026: Chad Zumock’s New (Used) Car! Karmic’s New (Used) Girlfriend! New Gadgets!
Jan 08, 2026
January 5, 2026: Scarlett & KarmicX Sitting In a Tree! Ashley Cummings is Insane! Kiki Crumbles!
Jan 05, 2026
TOOKIE & THE HUNCH – New Years Eve Celebration w/ Scarlett Hampton, Moody, Matt Mead & Haley
Dec 31, 2025
December 29, 2025: Chad Zumock Can’t Stop LOSING! Kevin Brennans STINKS! Pulperfest Recap Drama!
Dec 29, 2025
December 27, 2025: Get Him a Body Bag!
Dec 27, 2025
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (December 19, 2025)
Dec 19, 2025
December 16, 2025: Chad’s BIG Event Idea! Kevin Brennan’s FURY! Karmic’s CONTINUOUS Crashout!
Dec 16, 2025
December 11, 2025: Bower Talks Smack! Keanu is an ABUSE ENABLER! Scarlett Needs Help!
Dec 11, 2025
December 9, 2025: All The DabbleNews That’s Fit To Play!
Dec 09, 2025
December 8, 2025: KarmicX & Felicia Gillespie FINALLY Break Up! Let’s Watch ALL OF IT!
Dec 08, 2025
December 6, 2025: Special Saturday Stream! Patrick LOSES HIS HOUSE Live!
Dec 06, 2025
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable Discussion (December 5, 2025)
Dec 05, 2025
December 3, 2025: Chad’s Hackamania Response! A LOOSE Nighttime Adventure!
Dec 03, 2025
December 2, 2025: The CHAD ZUMOCK Thanksgiving Arc – A Meltdown Worthy of Coverage
Dec 02, 2025
November 26, 2025: Pre-Thanksgiving Spectacular! Chad-Watch! Josh & Momma! Cooking With Kiki!
Nov 26, 2025
November 25, 2025: Bower’s Hackamania Response! Matt Mead Is Nervous! Thanksgiving Prep Continues
Nov 25, 2025
MUD vs. SPUD: The “Debate” Nobody Asked For!
Nov 25, 2025
November 24, 2025: Chad Is SNAPPING! Karmic on HACKAMANIA! Richard Leland Neal WAFFLES!
Nov 24, 2025
November 22, 2025: Saturday Special
Nov 22, 2025
November 20, 2025: Hackamania HURTS! KarmicX! Geno! Kiki! Mersh! Chad Zumock! Michael Ray Bower!
Nov 20, 2025
November 17, 2025: Chad Zumock VS. KarmicX VS. Geno Bisconte & Keanu Thompson
Nov 17, 2025
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Return Of The L’s! (November 13, 2025)
Nov 14, 2025
KEANU BORES EVERYONE ON HER BIRTHDAY! WEEEEEEEEE!
Nov 13, 2025
November 11, 2025: Zumock Be Zumockin’! Metropolitan Detective! A Lesson In Fair Use!
Nov 11, 2025
November 10, 2025: Steel Toe TANKS His Big Win! Matt Mead CAUGHT Abusing! DonkeyLips Is DONE?
Nov 10, 2025
November 5, 2025: KarmicX VS. Pat Dixon! Michael Ray Bower IS John Candy! Hey Honeys!
Nov 05, 2025
November 3, 2025: KarmicX Masked Up! Lost Boy Chad Zumock Attacks The Ladies! Momma!
Nov 03, 2025
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Steel Toe’s FREEDOM Spooktacular! (October 31, 2025)
Oct 31, 2025
October 29, 2025: The KIKI Crash! Keanu & Geno Are DONE!
Oct 29, 2025
NLO SPECIAL! Friday Morning Court Report!
Oct 24, 2025
October 23, 2025: KarmicX CRASHES OUT At Home! DonkeyLips Is On The Clock! Delicious Meals!
Oct 23, 2025
October 22, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Is FEELING! KarmicX Wants A Mask! Justina’s HAUL!
Oct 22, 2025
October 21, 2025: Karmic Gets Conned! Chad Zumock More LOST Than Ever! Donkey Lips Needs CASH!
Oct 21, 2025
October 17, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad’s Back! Are People TURNING On Karmic?
Oct 17, 2025
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Aaron Imholte Goes To JAIL! (October 17, 2025)
Oct 17, 2025
October 15, 2025: Content Buffet! Richard Leland Neal Returns! GEANU As DUMB As Ever! P.O. Box!
Oct 15, 2025
October 8, 2025: Failed Comedian CHAD ZUMOCK Is CRASHING! Steel Toe Continues SPIRALING In Cope!
Oct 08, 2025
October 6, 2025: Chad Zumock Being Chad Zumock! Keanu & Geno Are As DUMB As They Come!
Oct 07, 2025
THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Conviction Show! (October 3, 2025)
Oct 03, 2025