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 May 22, 2020
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Each week the WHM gang force themselves to watch bad movies that were better left forgotten to fuel off-the-wall tangents, inane impressions and unabashed comedic silliness. This is a comedy podcast for movie lovers that can't help but relish pure trash.

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Episode 505 - Ricochet
02:32:08

On this week's episode, the gang's unofficial Stay Tuned month kicks into overdrive as they chat about what just may be... one of the greatest films of all time: Ricochet! What on Earth is with that incredible gladiator scene? Who runs out of a Port-O-Potty screaming mid-sentence? And did everybody get a good look at that extra who was ROCKING. OUT?! PLUS: Lithgow's execution line to Miguel Sandoval's character may be one of the most incredible deliveries in cinema!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Ricochet stars Denzel Washington, John Lithgow, Ice-T, Kevin Pollak, Lindsay Wagner, Mary Ellen Trainor, Josh Evans, Sherman Howard, and John Amos; directed by Russell Mulcahy.


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Sep 22, 2020
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #21 - Lowbacca (PREVIEW)
00:04:07

On this month's Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys all about a completely useless character, Chewbacca's deadbeat nephew, Lowbacca! Why give him that awful nickname? Did Chris once meet Lowie at—::excited wookie noise::! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access not only this show, but hours and hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!

Sep 18, 2020
Episode 504 - Double Jeopardy
02:04:18

On this week's episode, the gang continues to celebrate this unofficial Stay Tuned month with a chat about the incredibly ridiculous thriller Double Jeopardy! How about this garbage trailer giving up the entire film in under three minutes? Hey, way to c-block that art phony, Bruce Greenwood! And why didn't Ashley Judd's character think. to. get. a. haircut?! PLUS: What is with that Kentucky Fried Accent on Mr. Devereaux?

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Double Jeopardy stars Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Greenwood, and Annabeth Gish; directed by Bruce Beresford.


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Sep 15, 2020
Animation Damnation - Garfield and Friends (PREVIEW)
00:02:52

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang has a long overdue chat about a show they thought they remembered fondly, Garfield and Friends! The episode in question, "Binky Gets Cancelled!/U.S. Acres: Show Stoppers/Cutie and the Beast," originally aired back on October 7th, 1989 and features a terrifying—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock not only this show, but hours and hours and hours of exclusive WHM content that's unavailable anywhere else!

Sep 11, 2020
Episode 503 - Toy Soldiers
02:05:58

On the season eleven premiere of We Hate Movies, the gang heads back to school with the absolutely bonkers child action film, Toy Soldiers! Why couldn't Louis Gossett Jr's character be some kind of disgruntled Vietnam veteran? What's with this phone sex hangout? And just look at all the banana hammocks in this movie! PLUS: Did the Cannon Film Group assist in the special effects department?

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Toy Soldiers stars Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan, Andrew Divoff, R. Lee Ermey, Mason Adams, Denholm Elliot, Michael Champion, and Louis Gossett Jr.; directed by Daniel Petrie Jr.

Sep 08, 2020
The KoЯnkast (Preview)
00:04:27

On this very special patrons-only presentation, the gang spends close to two hours deconstructing every single track from KoЯn's breakthrough 1998 record, Follow the Leader! Come for the chunky guitars, stay for the—HEY you may Got the Life, but this KoЯnkast is for subscribers only! To experience the entire KoЯnkast, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

Sep 04, 2020
Unlock the Vault: Episode 377 - Ready Player One
01:52:31

This week on the program, the gang is playing in the sand at Quarantine Beach so they're unlocking the vault to bring Episode 377, Ready Player One to the public! Why is an entire society obsessed with this weird, old man's life? Why didn't this dumb kid use the hover conversion more to his advantage? And could a film dump on The Shining any worse than this dumb sequence? PLUS: Steve reads some... "poetry"!

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Ready Player One stars Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Ben Mendelsohn, Lena Waithe, Simon Pegg, and Mark Rylance; directed by Steven Spielberg.

Sep 01, 2020
Episode 502 - While You Were Sleeping (with Chelsea Jupin)
02:22:34

On the season ten finale, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin back to the show to celebrate Christmas in August with a chat about While You Were Sleeping! How many false memories does Andrew have about this movie? How long are they slipping on that ice? And should Sandy start slowly poisoning that creepy super? PLUS: This Christmas, While You Were Sleeping 2: The Murderer's Brother!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

While You Were Sleeping stars Sandra Bullock, Bill Pullman, Peter Gallagher, Peter Boyle, Jack Warden, Glynis Johns, Micole Mercurio, Michael Rispoli, Ally Walker, and Monica Keena; directed by Jon Turteltaub.

Aug 25, 2020
Episode 501 - Superman (PREVIEW)
00:03:36

On this month's We Love Movies episode, the gang keeps the Superman party going as they chat about the original classic, Superman! How fantastic are Christopher Reeve's—HEY THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with over 300 hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

Aug 21, 2020
Episode 500 (Part II) - Superman IV Redux
02:05:22

On the conclusion of WHM's FIVE HUNDREDTH (!!!) episode, the gang is chatting about the spectacular failure that is Superman IV: The Quest for Peace! Did Hackman flat-out refuse to use anything other than his real hair this time? Why sub out Otis for, ugh, Lenny Luthor? And could the producers not agree on a real villain to use, ultimately damning us with Nuclear Man? PLUS: One more HUGE thanks to our fantastic army of listeners and loyal subscribers—there would be no point in doing this without you; your support is what keeps this whole thing moving and encourages us to work harder and create all that much more fun stuff for you all to put in your ears! We thank you for hopping on during the first 500 and we look forward to having you around for the next 500!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace stars Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Margot Kidder, Jon Cryer, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Sam Wanamaker, Mariel Hemingway, and Mark Pillow as Nuclear Man; directed by Sidney J. Furie.

Aug 20, 2020
Episode 500 (Part I) - Superman III Redux
02:24:30

On the 500th episode of We Hate Movies, the gang celebrates the big Five Hundo by re-chatting about two outrageously disappointing superhero movies! First up on part one, it's Superman III! Why did they bother writing a fake rich, white guy villain when they couldn't get Hackman? Why couldn't Pryor turn into Braniac by the end? And what is with that garbage comedy intro? PLUS: Tune in this Thursday to hear the second part of our 500th episode where we chat extensively about Superman IV: The Quest for Peace!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Superman III stars Christopher Reeve, Richard Pryor, Annette O'Toole, Robert Vaughn, Margot Kidder, Gavan O'Herlihy, Jackie Cooper, Marc McClure, Annie Ross, and Pamela Stephenson; directed by Richard Lester.

Aug 18, 2020
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #20 - Jar Jar Binks (PREVIEW)
00:04:01

On this month's very special edition of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is chatting about one of the all-time greats, everyone's favorite Gungan—Jar Jar Binks! How many jobs has Jar Jar washed out of? How much of Phantom Menace's problem is—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content unavailable anywhere else, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!

Aug 13, 2020
Episode 499 - Multiplicity
01:56:59

On the episode before 500, the gang chats about the outrageous Michael Keaton clone comedy, Multiplicity! Why in the world is Harris Yulin's character only in a single sequence of the film? Why do the clones have different personalities from Michael Keaton Prime? And what's the policy on having sex with your own clone? PLUS: A tale about Al Franken talking documentaries with Eric and Chris!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Multiplicity stars Michael Keaton, Andie MacDowell, Harris Yulin, Richard Masur, Eugene Levy, Ann Cusack, John de Lancie, Brian Doyle-Murray, Obba Babatundé, and Julie Bowen; directed by Harold Ramis.

Aug 11, 2020
Animation Damnation - "Inspector Gadget" (PREVIEW)
00:03:15

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a completely ridiculous episode of the dimwitted cartoon sensation, Inspector Gadget! The episode covered this month, "Monster Lake," originally aired September 13th, 1983 and features Gadget driving his car straight off—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers and M.A.D. agents only! To access the full Inspector Gadget AD, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!

Aug 06, 2020
Episode 498 - Dante's Peak (with Justin J. Case)
02:04:22

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off an unofficial Stay Tuned month by welcoming back dear friend and Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case, to tackle the lesser of the two major 1990's volcano movies, Dante's Peak! How horrendous is that grandma character? Why does the mayor have to work at the diner? And what's with all the water-related kills here?! Where's all the lava? PLUS: Grandma's got skeleton legs!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Dante's Peak stars Pierce Brosnan, Linda Hamilton, Elizabeth Hoffman, Charles Hallahan, Grant Heslov, and Tzi Ma; directed by Roger Donaldson.

Aug 04, 2020
MELR0210 #33 - 90210 "The Next Fifty Years"
01:22:52

On the season finale of MELR0210 the gang takes a Super Mario warp tunnel to Beverly Hills, 90210's second season so they can chat about the much-hyped episode, "The Next Fifty Years"! Originally airing November 7, 1991, this is the infamous Scott Scanlon accidental suicide episode that's been talked about since the birth of WHM! On top of showcasing Scott's final appearance on the show, this episode also features one of the most awkward birthday parties ever filmed, some heinous line dancing, multiple time capsules, a Mel Silver appearance, and one of the best Dylan McKay lines of all time!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 was a show we put together to help pass the time in quarantine, and it will one day return on our Patreon, so stay tuned! Until then, thanks so much for jumping on this 90's nostalgia train with us. Doing this show is a total blast and we look forward to picking it back up again one day soon!

Jul 30, 2020
Episode 497 - Sherlock Holmes (2009)
01:45:52

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to an end with a spirited conversation about Guy Ritchie's 2009 feature-length fist-fight, Sherlock Holmes! Why must we sit through so much slow motion punching? Why bother so obviously dangling Moriarty throughout the entire film only to save him for the sequel? And what's with the heavy lean into all the Harry Potter aesthetics? PLUS: A Tubi TV discrepancy causes a major scandal!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Sherlock Holmes stars Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Mark Strong, and Eddie Marsan; directed by Guy Ritchie.

Jul 28, 2020
MELR0210 #32 - Melrose Place "The Whole Truth"
01:09:40

On this week's MELR0210, the gang is talking about the Jo-tastic Melrose Place episode, "The Whole Truth"! Originally airing November 18th, 1992, this episode features Jo being super mysterious with everybody still, Jake taking Jo to the Riverboat Strangler's desert drop site, Jane getting a new job with a real POS fashion designer, Matt dropping his lawsuit in favor of a halfway house return, and Billy dealing with a ::checks notes:: bad toothache! PLUS: Billy & Alison's various sex dreams!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Thursdays, right here on the main feed for another few weeks! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jul 24, 2020
Episode 496 - Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
01:48:50

On the penultimate episode of the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang is chatting about the totally lazy and unnecessary sequel, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life! How cheap does that CGI shark look? Why did they bother keeping the two dolt tech characters? And what's with the 11th hour tree monsters? PLUS: The guys come up with their best fake-movie-that-should-just-be-a-real-movie yet: Screenplay Camp!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life stars Angelina Jolie, Gerard "American Mike" Butler, Ciarán Hinds, Chris Barrie, Noah Taylor, Djimon Hounsou, Til Schweiger, and Simon Yam; directed by Jan de Bont.


Jul 21, 2020
MELR0210 #31 - 90210 "A Fling in Palm Springs"
01:12:26

On this week's MELR0210 the gang has a spirited chat about the pretty darn good Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "A Fling in Palm Springs"! Originally airing February 21, 1991, this episode features David Silver and his awesome grandparents, Scott getting horrifically ditched, Steve Sanders being disgusted by goth girls, Kelly turning Steve down, Donna pretending to read a book, Brenda sleeping in a closet, Dylan having an old neighbor over for orange juice, Brandon busting a homeless kid, and Andrea being humiliated by a child! PLUS: Are kids really going this ape shit during Presidents' Day weekend?

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Thursdays, right here on the main feed for another few weeks! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jul 17, 2020
Episode 495 - Raiders of the Lost Ark (PREVIEW)
00:03:52

On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets together (virtually) to chat about one of their all-time faves, Raiders of the Lost Ark! Why couldn't they get a better—hey now! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access not only this show, but hours upon hours of exclusive bonus material that you cannot get anywhere else!

Jul 15, 2020
Episode 494 - The Terminal
01:55:25

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza takes a layover to JFK to chat about Steven Spielberg's low stakes sap-fest, The Terminal! Why doesn't Tucci's character get his at the end? Why couldn't Catherine Zeta-Jones play an investigative reporter who breaks Viktor's story instead of a flight attendant that does nothing? And on what planet is this guy getting a New York City airport Burger King cheeseburger for 74 cents in 2004? PLUS: Memento, except it's ketchup packets instead of insulin!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

The Terminal stars Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Stanley Tucci, Chi McBride, Diego Luna, Barry Shabaka Henley, Kumar Pallana, and Zoe Saldana; directed by Steven Spielberg.

Jul 14, 2020
MELR0210 #30 - Melrose Place "House of God"
01:03:09

On this week's MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "House of God"! Originally airing November 11th, 1992, this game-changing episode features the debut of Daphne Zuniga as mysterious New York photographer Jo Reynolds, Allison kicking a dryer, Billy watching Allison sleep, Rhonda moving her entire apartment in a morning, Jake having shower trouble, and Michael and Jane poorly handling a domestic violence situation.

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Thursdays, right here on the main feed for another few weeks! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jul 10, 2020
Animation Damnation - The Mask (PREVIEW)
00:04:05

This month on AD, the guys are chatting about the absolutely abhorrent cartoon adaptation, The Mask! The episode in question, "Mr. Mask Goes to Washington," originally aired September 24th, 1996 and features The Mask getting obsessed over crab–WHOA SOMEBODY STOPPED YOU! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly access this show along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive content!

Jul 08, 2020
Episode 493 - The Mask
02:06:33

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Edge City where the gang has a spirited chat about the 1994 Jim Carrey smash hit, The Mask! Why couldn't the studio let this be closer to the Hard R content of the comic? Was this film responsible for the return of swing music? And how exhausted must Jim Carrey have been for like, all of 1995-98? PLUS: Freddy Krueger and The Mask... the same person?

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

The Mask stars Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert, Peter Greene, Amy Yasbeck, Richard Jeni, and Reg E. Cathey; directed by Chuck Russell.

Jul 07, 2020
MELR0210 #29 - 90210 "East Side Story"
01:06:46

On this week's MELR0210, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "East Side Story"! Originally airing February 14th, 1991, this episode features Brandon being "shockingly" ignorant about race relations in Los Angeles, Jim and Cindy throwing a party for a new client, Brenda and the gang getting some free bathing suits, David Silver bothering M.C. Hammer's receptionist, and yet another Brandon Girl-of-the-Week we'll never see again!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jul 02, 2020
Episode 492 - The Expendables
02:05:52

This week on the program, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Team-Up Town with a discussion all about the first film in a trilogy of dried out beef, The Expendables! What's going on with Stallone's facial hair in this movie? How many of the Expendables are the "Knife Guy" on the team? Was that really just Jet Li asking Sly for a raise? And look at all those gasoline trenches! PLUS: Somebody! Call! Dudikoff!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

The Expendables stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke, David Zayas, Giselle Itié, Charisma Carpenter, Gary Daniels, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger; directed by Sylvester Stallone.

Jun 30, 2020
MELR0210 #28 - Melrose Place "Drawing the Line"
01:07:00

We close out another week in quarantine with a MELR0210 episode all about the Melrose Place entry, "Drawing the Line"! Originally airing November 4, 1992, this episode features Allison's relationship with Keith hitting the skids when Keith's wife shows up, Billy asking Allison to go back out in the rain to pick him up dinner, Rhonda getting a ridiculous roommate that may or may not be an alien, Matt asking his parents for money for the lawsuit, Michael fixing a roof tile or two, Jane getting into it with Allison over her relationship with Keith, and Keith being a total coward about the whole thing! PLUS: Captain Picard books some time in the Mel Rowe's Place holosuite program!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jun 26, 2020
Episode 491 - Shrek the Third
01:59:13

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang reaches their, apparently annual it seems, Shrek-tacular episode—this year covering the heinous Shrek the Third! Why did we need to see Shrek's nipples multiple times? Who thought bringing Arthurian Legend into the franchise was a good idea? And why do so many animation studios feel the need to cram celebrities into minor roles, stealing voice work away from hard-working voice actors? PLUS: Shrek gets cast as Patrick Bateman over Christian Bale and the results are... something!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Shrek the Third stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Rupert Everett, Eric Idle, and Justin Timberlake; directed by Chris Miller and Raman Hui.

Jun 23, 2020
MELR0210 #27 - 90210 "Slumber Party" (with Amir Blumenfeld)
01:03:48

On the first of TWO MELR0210 episodes this week, the gang welcomes the co-host of If I Were You, host of the NBA super-fan podcast Buckets, and all-around good dude, Amir Blumenfeld to chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "Slumber Party"! Originally airing January 31st, 1991, this episode has Brenda hosting a Women's Conference/slumber party at the Walsh residence, Kelly opening up about a tragic event that everyone immediately ignores, Donna being dull as dirt, Andrea bearing her soul as awkwardly as possible, a friend of Kelly's destroying everything in her path like a social tornado, and Steve and Brandon getting conned by two lovely ladies! PLUS: David Silver stars in, Beyond Wacky Hi-jinks!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jun 23, 2020
MELR0210 #26 - Melrose Place "Dreams Come True"
01:06:07

We roll into the weekend with one more MELR0210 episode, this time talking about the Melrose Place episode, "Dreams Come True!" Originally airing October 28th, 1992, this episode features Allison really getting confused over her affair with Keith, Billy standing up for Allison, Sandy getting a big role on a soap and leaving forever, Jake shrugging his shoulders over Sandy leaving, Rhonda celebrating Sandy's exit, Michael and Jane doing nothing, and Matt being assaulted for being gay, a plot point the show doesn't give enough air time. PLUS: Keith and Allison adopt middle-aged Dennis Farina!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jun 19, 2020
Animation Damnation - Scooby Doo, Where Are You? (PREVIEW)
00:03:37

On this month's AD, the gang is chatting about an incredibly outdated (read: racist) episode of the classic show, Scooby Doo, Where Are You? The episode in question, "Mystery Mask Mix-Up," originally aired September 19th, 1970 and features the gang trying to find a stolen—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?" episode of Animation Damnation, along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content!

Jun 18, 2020
Episode 490 - The Mummy (1999)
01:56:28

On this week's episode, the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the gang chats about the absolutely delightful (Andrew's words) Stephen Sommers blockbuster, The Mummy! What did they do to Rachel Weisz's eyebrows in this movie? Could anyone get a headcount on all the hunks? Why couldn't they do more practical effects, especially considering the CGI mummy looks like trash? And should they let anyone know that old man is dead? PLUS: Who would subscribe to our bizarrely-titled Rachel Weisz filmography podcast, Weiszin' the Juice?

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

The Mummy stars Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, John Hannah, Arnold Vosloo, Kevin J. O'Connor, Jonathan Hyde, Oded Fehr, and the Wheezin' the Juice Guy himself, Erick Avari; directed by Stephen Sommers.

Jun 16, 2020
MELR0210 #25 - 90210 "One Man and a Baby"
01:03:03

We kick off another week in quarantine with our first MELR0210 episode of the week and this time we're chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "One Man and a Baby"! Originally airing January 24th, 1991, this episode features Brandon dating a girl who has a kid, said girl sticking Brandon with babysitting, Jim and Cindy remembering how awful it is to have kids, Brenda and Kelly going skydiving, Steve Sanders actually making an effort, Nat almost throwing up at the thought of Brandon having a kid, and the rest of the cast not appearing in this episode because hey, whatever?! PLUS: Jim Belushi's titular Principal returns to run the wrong-side-of-the-tracks Beverly High!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jun 15, 2020
MELR0210 #24 - Melrose Place "Polluted Affairs"
01:02:11

On the second MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about a ridiculous Allison-centric episode of Melrose Place, "Polluted Affairs"! Originally airing October 21st, 1992, this episode has Allison falling for creepy marine biologist Keith, Billy failing to understand how credit cards and student loans work, Jane trying out Rhonda's aerobics class, Michael turning a bit Crabby Uncle with Billy, Matt getting conned into being the third wheel again, and Jake just sitting around talking smack about baseball! PLUS: Uh-oh, y'all! Sandy's gone missin'!

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jun 11, 2020
Episode 489 - Scooby-Doo
02:02:28

On this week's episode the 2020 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza kicks off in high fashion with a discussion on the 2002 live-action adaptation, Scooby-Doo! Why did only half the cast know how to play their characters? Why did Scrappy-Doo need to be in this movie at all? And who authorized this Sugar Ray cameo? PLUS: Wait, Velma helped develop drone strike technology?

WHM is donating 100% of our 2020 merch income to causes fighting for racial justice. For more information on how you can pitch in, head over to our website.

Scooby-Doo stars Linda Cardellini, Matthew Lillard, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr., Rowan Atkinson, Isla Fisher, Miguel A. Núñez Jr., and Neil Fanning as Scooby; directed by Raja Gosnell

Jun 09, 2020
MELR0210 #23 - 90210 "B.Y.O.B."
01:21:55

We kick off this week's MELR0210 episodes with a chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 'sode, "B.Y.O.B."! Originally airing January 10th, 1991, this episode features Brandon and Brenda throwing a raging party, Steve Sanders being a creep bartender, Jim and Cindy getting hit on by a gross couple, Dylan offering some sage advice, Donna dancing with Other Guy, Kelly making some bad booze-fueled decisions, Scott and David trying to sneak into the Walsh Rager, and a pretty decently executed lesson about drunk driving! PLUS: Apologies in advance for "Little Brandon."

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MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jun 08, 2020
MELR0210 #22 - Melrose Place "A Promise Broken" (Special Commentary Edition)
00:59:21

On this week's very special sync-able commentary edition of MELR0210, the gang is watching the total whiff of a Melrose Place episode, "A Promise Broken." Originally airing September 30th, 1992, this episode features Jane and Michael suffering a loss and Michael being shitty about it as usual, Billy playing with Alison's bra, Jake breaking and entering, Alison repeating herself for the 30th time about Billy being terrible to her, and Sandy, Rhonda and Matt buying Jane and Michael a dog as a surprise like total jerks!

Please note that you can watch the episode along with us by syncing up your Melrose Place stream to the 00:00:00 time code and hitting PLAY when we say GO. If you have to start over, the commentary starts at this file's time code: 00:05:21. Please note that between 00:29:10 and 00:29:47 there is a longer than usual silence. Don't think we went anywhere! There was a glitch that had to be cut. Happy watching!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!


Jun 05, 2020
Episode 487 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
02:10:29

On this week's episode, Pirate Mania finally docks for good as the gang chats about the last (for now) entry in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales! Why does Javier Bardem's character design have to have so many weirdo things going on? What's with the wacky Barbossa timeline? And good lord with that heinous de-aging! PLUS: We finally get some actual non-paranormal pirate antics!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales stars Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Geoffrey Rush, Brenton Thwaites, Kaya Scodelario, David Wenham, Stephen Graham, and Kevin McNally as Gibbs; directed by Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg.

Jun 03, 2020
MELR0210 #21 - 90210 "Isn't It Romantic?"
01:14:06

We kick off another week with some piping hot Beverly Hills, 90210 conversation on an all-new MELR0210! The episode in question, "Isn't It Romantic?" originally aired back on January 3rd, 1991 and features Brenda finally falling for Dylan, Brandon and Dylan fixing Brandon's terrible car, Dylan helping his dad cheese on the Feds, Jim Walsh absolutely not having any of it this week, Cindy also kind of crushing on Dylan, Steve Sanders creeping out a guest speaker at school, Donna participating in a montage, Kelly hooking Brenda up with loads of condoms, and Scott being refused sex ed access by his own mother and David trying to help! PLUS: Did a prime time soap opera actually pull off a successful Very Special Episode?!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Jun 01, 2020
MELR0210 #20 - Melrose Place "Burned"
01:12:21

On this week's second MELR0210 entry, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place episode, "Burned"! This dull and confused-message episode originally aired September 16th, 1992, and it showcases Billy being racist, Rhonda yelling at Billy for being racist, Jake dealing with his boozy mom crashing on his couch, Sandy interfering with Jake's family problems, Michael being an asshole in a parenting class, Jane being blind to Michael's buffoonery, Alison getting lied to by Billy for the tenth week in a row, and Matt getting another chance to actually acknowledge he's gay! PLUS: Tap Dance + Street Fighting = Robert De Niro kicks!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

May 29, 2020
Episode 486 - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (with Jourdain Searles)
01:54:27

On this week's episode, Pirate Mania claims another victim as the gang welcomes film critic and co-host of the Bad Romance Podcast, Jourdain Searles to chat about the... sigh... fourth installment of this Mickey Mouse franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides! How many sword fights in the rafters must we endure? What's with that Judi Dench cameo? And how do you not show the Pearl sailing out of that bottle at the end? PLUS: Did everyone get a look at Barbossa's cool thermos?

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides stars Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush, Ian McShane, Kevin McNally, Sam Claflin, Astrid Bergès-Frisbey, Stephen Graham, Keith Richards, and the legendary Richard Griffiths; directed by Rob Marshall.

May 26, 2020
MELR0210 #19 - 90210 "The Gentle Art of Listening"
01:11:48

We kick off another week of quarantined pods with an all-new ep of MELR0210! The episode in question, a Beverly Hills, 90210 entry titled "The Gentle Art of Listening," originally graced the airwaves on December 6th, 1990. This wild episode features Brenda getting in too deep at a teen crisis hotline, Brandon thinking he's going to sleep with a massage therapist that used to work at the Peach Pit, Nat getting a bit loud in the back room, Scott botching a public prank phone call, Steve Sanders celebrating Grudge Week, David emceeing his first school event, Dylan not being around enough, and Andrea being needlessly condescending to Brenda!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

May 25, 2020
MELR0210 #18 - Melrose Place "Responsibly Yours"
01:07:59

We're gliding into the weekend with our second MELR0210 episode of the week, all about the Melrose Place episode, "Responsibly Yours"! Originally airing September 9th, 1992, this episode has Billy dating a stand-up comedian and forcing his way into her life, Alison getting ripped off by Billy to the tune of $300 and however much else it cost to waste the day at Magic Mountain, Sandy and Jake trying to go on a date and not complicate things with sex which is impossible obviously, Rhonda getting her cooking insulted by Billy, and Matt absolutely vibing with Dawn's stand-up material! PLUS: Is Jake a secret-ish serial killer?

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

May 22, 2020
The Nexus #45 - "Journey to Babel" / "The Icarus Factor" (PREVIEW)
00:05:01

On this month's SUPER-SIZED journey into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes with severe daddy issues! First up on TOS, it's Spock having daddy issues in "Journey to Babel"! Originally airing November 17th, 1967, this episode features the debut of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly access this episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content!

May 21, 2020
Episode 485 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (with Ben Worcester)
02:20:35

On this week's show, Pirate Madness takes another soul when Hooked on TJ Hooker's Ben Worcester drops by to chat about the incredibly bloated third installment in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End! Who thought of starting a Disney movie with a child hanging? Does Davy Jones really look like a monster only because he's bad at his job? And what's with all those crabs? PLUS: Look out! It's a.... GIANT... WOMAN!

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End stars Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom, Geoffrey Rush, Jack Davenport, Bill Nighy, Jonathan Pryce, Lee Arenberg, Mackenzie Crook, Kevin McNally, Stellan Skarsgård, Tom Hollander, Chow Yun-Fat, Keith Richards, and Naomie Harris; directed by Gore Verbinski.

May 19, 2020
MELR0210 #17 - 90210 "The 17 Year Itch"
01:20:32

We kick off another week of all-new pods as the gang chats about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The 17 Year Itch," on our first of two MELR0210 episodes! Originally airing November 29th, 1990, this episode features Cindy and Jim having some marriage trouble, Brenda and Brandon taking a weird twin test, David yearning to be the school's new radio DJ, and Steve Sanders washing out hard at another extra-curricular activity! PLUS: ::bad Aaron Spelling impression:: Ya know, maybe Donna shouldn't be more than just a background actor after all...

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

May 18, 2020
MELR0210 #16 - Melrose Place "Lonely Hearts"
01:18:17

We wrap up another week in quarantine with our Melrose Place half of MELR0210 covering the creep-tacular episode, "Lonely Hearts"! Originally airing back on September 2nd, 1992, this ep features Sandy getting stalked and no one believing her, Alison neurotically and boringly trying to buy a car, Billy being an awful shopping partner, Jake almost getting arrested (again), Rhonda reaching annoyingly high levels of horny, Michael giving terrible advice, Jane casually mentioning she was receiving obscene phone calls, and Matt driving Rhonda to the airport! PLUS: Legendary announcer Joe Buck has the call for... what he sees walking down the street?

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

May 14, 2020
Episode 484 - The Ring (2002) (PREVIEW)
00:05:32

On this month's exclusive WLM offering, the gang is going back to the film that started the J-horror remake craze in Hollywood, The Ring! Capitalizing on the Verbinski Mania that's been sweeping the show, the guys chat about how eerie and—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly unlock this ep along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus WHM content you can't get anywhere else!

May 13, 2020
Episode 483 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (with Chelsea Jupin)
02:01:35

On this week's episode, Pirate Fever infects the whole apartment as Chelsea Jupin joins Andrew (in-studio) and the rest of the gang (online) to chat about the second of... ugh... five films in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest! Why couldn't this have been a slick 100 minutes? Why did they insist on jamming those two dummy pirates down our throats? And is this tentacle stuff doing it for anyone else? PLUS: Please enjoy the killer new cover of our theme song, courtesy of the very talented Elliot Weeks from Seattle, WA—thanks, dude!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest stars Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Jack Davenport, Jonathan Pryce, Stellan Skarsgård, Tom Hollander and Naomie Harris; directed by Gore Verbinski.

May 12, 2020
MELR0210 #15 - 90210 "Perfect Mom"
01:13:35

On this week's 90210-centric episode of MELR0210, the gang is joined by resident Jackie Taylor Expert, Steve's wife, Jenn, to discuss the truly bonkers episode, "Perfect Mom"! Originally airing November 22nd, 1990, this episode features the mother-daughter fashion show to end all mother-daughter fashion shows, Jackie Taylor blowing rails in front of Kelly AND Cindy, Jim Walsh learning the keyboard for some reason, Brandon cruelly toying with Andrea's heart yet again, David reaching god-tier pervert status, and several pitchers of vodka with lemon! PLUS: A Beverly Hills home that looks almost exactly like the Power Rangers' headquarters! "Rangers! Get out there and find Zordon some more blow!"

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

May 11, 2020
MELR0210 #14 - Melrose Place "My Way"
01:09:53

We head into the weekend with our second MELR0210 episode of the week which has us talking about the outrageous Melrose Place episode, "My Way"! Originally airing back on August 19th, 1992, this episode features Billy putting Alison in one of the absolute worst positions of all time, Sandy letting a role in a slasher film go to her head, Jake stealing someone's beer, Rhonda throwing an unwanted party, Jane buying McDonald's, Matt doing nothing, Michael spilling food everywhere, and the return of everyone's favorite satanic character actor, Malachi Throne! PLUS: We come up with some pretty sweet trailer lines for a fake horror movie!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

May 08, 2020
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #17 - Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard (PREVIEW)
00:04:28

On this month's Gleep Glossary, Eric regales Andrew and Steve with the tale of the infamous Gartogg the Gamorrean Pig Guard! Everyone remembers Gartogg, right? That one pig person who was a guard in Jabba's Palace? And how he was always—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this full Gleep Glossary entry, along with hours upon hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content that isn't available anywhere else!

May 07, 2020
Episode 482 - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
01:50:38

On this week's episode, the gang gets Pirate Fever as they kick off the 2020 Pirate-thon with the 2003 blockbuster, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl! Why did they insist on making this movie so damn long? Who needed to try so hard to make those two goofy pirates a thing? And who's on which ship when? Stop ship-switching! PLUS: We pitch the next History Channel edu-tainment classic, History's Haircuts!

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl stars Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom, Jonathan Pryce, and Jack Davenport; directed by Gore Verbinski.

May 05, 2020
MELR0210 #13 - 90210 "Higher Education"
01:02:05

On our first MELR0210 episode of the week, the gang is chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "Higher Education"! Originally airing back on November 15th, 1990, this episode features Brandon cheating on a history quiz; Brenda wanting to color her hair to be more like Kelly; Dylan being a handsome, yet creepy motorcycle stalker; Jim Walsh, once again, interfering in his son's life; Cindy Walsh fantasizing about the Beach Boys; Brandon telling off an old teacher; and Steve Sanders being King of the Cheaters which should surprise no one.

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

May 04, 2020
WHM Quarantine Live! #1 - VHS Parent Edits, Hometown Humiliation, and Bane!
01:09:12

On the first ever WHM Quarantine Live!, originally broadcast on April 21st, 2020, the guys opened up the WHM Mail Bag to read letters about parents editing movie violence out of VHS rips, cinema complainers getting humiliated in the local newspaper, mall security guards eating way too much Taco Bell, and people losing their mind during Snakes On A Plane; and then they wrapped up the evening by taking questions from the live (internet) studio audience! PLUS: Steve is replaced by famed Gotham villain, Bane!

May 03, 2020
MELR0210 #12 - Melrose Place "Second Chances"
01:05:08

On the final episode of the week (and the month—wow, time means nothing!) the gang is chatting about all things Place on the second MELR0210 episode of the week! The episode in question, "Second Chances," originally aired on August 12th, 1992 and features Alison helping Jake study for the GED; every obnoxious lookie-loo in the complex thinking they're not studying, but sleeping together; Billy being an incredibly nosy creep; Rhonda ending a one-sided feud with an old dancing buddy; and Matt getting super-into funky dancing! PLUS: The gang descends even further into #QuarantineMadness!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this more-than-necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Apr 30, 2020
Episode 481 - Cool As Ice
01:39:42

This week on the program, the gang descends further into madness when chatting about the absolutely bonkers Vanilla Ice alien movie, Cool As Ice! What planet is Ice's character supposed to be from? Are these guys a band or what? And does somebody owe Tim Burton a check here? PLUS: An update on the 2020 tour!

Cool As Ice stars Vanilla Ice, Kristin Minter, Naomi Campbell, Deezer D, Kevin Hicks, Allison Dean, John Newton, Michael Gross, Jack McGee, and S.A. Griffin; directed by David Kellogg.

Apr 28, 2020
MELR0210 #11 - 90210 "One on One"
01:04:14

We kick off this week's MELR0210 episodes with a chat about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode "One on One," which originally aired back on November 1st, 1990! This episode features Steve Sanders being racist, Brandon trying out for the basketball team and being racist, Brenda nearly running down Henry Winkler during Driver's Ed, Steve being racist again, Jim Walsh trying (and failing) to live vicariously through Brandon, Andrea almost blowing up her own spot, Brenda lying to the police ,and Steve being racist for a third time without being called out on it! PLUS: Is that really what Nat puts on a sandwich?

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Apr 27, 2020
MELR0210 #10 - Melrose Place "Leap of Faith"
01:06:21

On the second MELR0210 ep of the week, the gang is chatting about the Melrose Place after-school special episode, "Leap of Faith," which originally aired on August 5th, 1992. This lackluster week at the Place, Alison does nothing, Billy gets a job writing for a possibly fake newspaper, Jane considers hiding her abortion from Michael, Rhonda guts a couple of fish in front of Sandy, Jake and the guys go bungee jumping, and Matt talks about stopping a knife fight! PLUS: Malachi Throne, the Neil Gaiman nightmare character you didn't know you needed!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Apr 23, 2020
Episode 480 - Raw Deal (with Jamelle Bouie)
01:49:52

On this week's episode, friend of the show and New York Times columnist, Jamelle Bouie hangs out with the gang in cyberspace to chat about the criminally underrated Arnold Schwarzenegger action thriller, Raw Deal! How many times has Arnold's character casually dropped cigars onto gas puddles to catch the bad guy? How is it that Arnold can just apply for a job to work in the mafia? And who throws a perfectly good cake? PLUS: Jesse Ventura gets snubbed by Arnold during Raw Deal casting!

Raw Deal stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Harrold, Sam Wanamaker, Paul Shenar, Robert Davi, Ed Lauter, Darren McGavin, and Steven Hill; directed by John Irvin.

Apr 21, 2020
MELR0210 #9 - 90210 "The First Time"
01:08:11

On the first episode of this week's MELR0210, our 1990's prime-time soap opera do-si-do, we're chatting about the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The First Time," which originally aired October 25th, 1990. This episode is a real Walsh Family Affair as Brandon's ex-girlfriend from Minneapolis, Sheryl comes to visit; Brenda babysits for her algebra teacher that she also has a crush on; Dylan does some sexy dancing with Sheryl at a hot, L.A. nightclub; we visit the robotics lab all too briefly, sans Scott; and Kelly goes through Brenda's teacher's underwear drawer! PLUS: Cindy Walsh lays awake all night wondering if her teenage son is having sex feet away!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Apr 20, 2020
MELR0210 #8 - Melrose Place "For Love or Money"
01:06:13

On this week's Melrose Place episode of the ongoing MELR0210 quarantine project, the guys are chatting about the swing-and-a-miss, dull as dirt episode, "For Love or Money"! Originally airing back on July 29th, 1992, this episode features Alison dating that Gremlin-loving loser Rick who steals her ad campaign ideas; Jake not really ripping people off by selling sex paintings he actually made with his ex-partner in crime; and Rhonda totally ditching Matt after promising him she'd volunteer at his halfway house! And the best part of all, very little Michael and Jane! PLUS: Jay Leno orders a bride made entirely of denim?!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Apr 17, 2020
Episode 479 - The Thing (PREVIEW)
00:05:28

On this month's exclusive We Love Movies episode, the gang gets into some deep isolation with a lively chat about the John Carpenter classic, The Thing! How rad is Kurt Russell's—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, sign up for our Patreon today! Instantly access our entire We Love Movies chat on The Thing along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive bonus content we make available only to subscribers!

Apr 14, 2020
Episode 478 - John Carpenter's Vampires
01:39:47

On this week's all-new episode, the gang is chatting about the sleaziest of scumbag vampire hunter films, John Carpenter's Vampires! How about that gross/awesome week-long motel party, huh? Why couldn't we get more with the vamp hunting team? And was this really the first time Mark Boone Junior has been decapitated in a major motion picture? PLUS: Don't miss out on our companion episode, a We Love Movies broadcast all about Carpenter's The Thing, dropping tomorrow—4/14/20—for patrons only! Sign up today and keep the Carpenter Party going!

John Carpenter's Vampires stars ::ugh:: James Woods, Daniel Baldwin, Sheryl Lee, Thomas Ian Griffith, Maximilian Schell, Tim Guinee, Mark Boone Junior, Gregory Sierra, and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa; directed by the Master of Horror himself, John Carpenter.

Apr 14, 2020
MELR0210 #7 - 90210 "Every Dream Has Its Price (Tag)"
00:59:16

On the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode of this week's MELR0210 shows, the guys are chatting about the third episode, "Every Dream Has Its Price (Tag)"! Originally airing back on October 18th, 1990, this episode features a tease about moonlight horseback riding, rich girls stealing from boutiques, a hilarious clothing store detective, Brandon learning about wage slavery, Dylan openly mocking a restaurant, the Walsh parents being... not great to a housekeeper, and David filming Girls Gone Wild at school! PLUS: Does everyone remember the backdoor pilot for what became Aaron Spelling's, Dudes?

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Apr 13, 2020
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #16 - Qui-Gon Jinn (PREVIEW)
00:03:11

On this month's entry in the Gleep Glossary, Eric entertains the guys with the tale of another supposed leader who failed to stop a phantom menace, Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn! If only the world's tallest Jedi had lived long enough to—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this full ep, along with hours and hours and hours of exclusive content!

Apr 12, 2020
MELR0210 #6 - Melrose Place "Lost & Found"
00:53:18

On the Melrose Place episode of this week's MELR0210 offerings, the gang is chatting about the third episode of season one, "Lost & Found"! Originally airing July 22nd, 1992, this episode has Billy writing a garbage screenplay and Allison being too much of a coward to lie to him; Michael and Jane doing the Michael & Jane nonsense, only this time there are chili-dogs involved; Sandy causing mischief like she's the complex's Woody Woodpecker; Jane flirting with a dude who has Michael Landon's haircut; and Jake finally, once and for all, avoiding jail time by officially getting Kelly to go back to her own show and take all her rotten friends with her! PLUS: The guys riff on secret apartment complex owner, Mel Rose—after all, it's his place!

MELR0210 is a new show we put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Apr 10, 2020
Unlock the Vault - Man of Steel
01:49:06

On this week's episode, the gang turns their key and unlocks the vault for a special presentation of their Man of Steel episode! Previously released on their Patreon feed only, this episode has the guys pondering why we couldn't have a Krypton prequel movie with Russell Crowe, why Superman keeps having to hitch-hike everywhere, and whether this movie had a vendetta against the IHOP chain of family restaurants? PLUS: The origin of the WHM Sound Board bit. MM-MM-PATRICKWILSON. MM-MM--PATRICKWILSON... VERAAAAA FAAAAAARMIGAAA!

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Man of Steel stars Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Diane Lane, Russell Crowe, Laurence Fishburne, Christopher Meloni, Richard Schiff, Harry Lennix, and Kevin Costner; directed by Zack Snyder.

Apr 07, 2020
MELR0210 #5 - 90210 "The Green Room"
00:59:50

HUNK ALERT: We're kicking off this week's run of MELR0210 shows by chatting about one of the greatest moments in television history: the debut of Luke Perry's Dylan McKay in the Beverly Hills, 90210 episode, "The Green Room"! Originally airing October 11th, 1990, this episode features the aforementioned Dylan being a totally mysterious rich-boy hunk, Brandon acting like a whiny baby in Dylan's hotel suite, Brenda making her own rich-kid jeans, several alcoholic surfers, Scott getting bullied in the Technology Lab, and much more!

MELR0210 is a new show the gang put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Apr 06, 2020
Animation Damnation - "The New Adventures of Gumby" (PREVIEW)
00:03:51

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets clay-mated as they tackle a late-80's continuation of the wildly popular Gumby franchise with an episode on The New Adventures of Gumby! The two shorts that make up this episode feature insane elements like Gumby being in a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly unlock this show, along with hours and hours of exclusive content!

Apr 03, 2020
MELR0210 #4 - Melrose Place "Friends & Lovers"
00:51:01

On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 episodes, the gang is chatting about MP's second episode, "Friends & Lovers," which originally aired on July 15th, 1992. Here, we marvel as Billy gets a job driving a cab and meets a potential serial killer; we bite our nails with anticipation over whether or not Allison ever gets to the "Paint Store;" and we look on in sheer terror as Michael whiffs on one of the biggest soft ball questions in relationship history! PLUS: Dr. Ruth pops up to preach safe sex between demons and sand worms in the Beetlejuice universe!

MELR0210 is a new show the gang put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Apr 02, 2020
Episode 477 - The Commuter
01:52:43

This episode is for Matthew Woodard, friend of the show & Muldooner through and through.

On this week's episode, the gang wraps up the 2020 Listener Request Month with a conversation about the ridiculous Liam Neeson action mystery, The Commuter! Why did they not bother researching any kind of New York geography for this script? Could they have made it any more obvious that Patrick Wilson is crooked? And how about that electric guitar sound effect? PLUS: Is Mike the Cleaner addicted to prostitutes?

The Commuter stars Liam Neeson, Patrick Wilson, Vera Farmiga, Jonathan Banks, Sam Neill, and Elizabeth McGovern; directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.

Mar 31, 2020
MELR0210 #3 - 90210 "Pilot, Part 2"
00:52:21

We kick off this week's run of MELR0210 by finishing up the second part of the 90210 pilot, originally known as one 90-ish minute entity titled, "Class of Beverly Hills"! What a scuzzy move by Brandon, no? How does Brenda's date not catch on that she's a high school student after that "black hole" conversation? And what's with that fish tank thing? PLUS: Hey, isn't that the guy from Hepcat?

MELR0210 is a new show the gang put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Mar 30, 2020
Quarantined Mail Bag #1 - Puking During 4DX, Meeting Mr. Crisp, and Going On a Blind Date to "Multiplicity"
00:44:46

On the first recorded quarantined WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about someone puking during a horrendous Rise of Skywalker 4DX screening, someone meeting the guy who played Mr. Crisp in Kindergarten Cop, a guy's date farting through Multiplicity, and more!

NOTE: We attempted to record video for this episode but it didn't shake out, so please excuse all remaining references to any visual gags!

If you want your stories read on the air—or have a question for the guys—write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com.

Mar 29, 2020
MELR0210 #2 - Melrose Place "Pilot"
00:55:12

On the Melrose Place half of this week's MELR0210 eps, the gang is chatting about the world's introduction to the sexy Gen-X crew living at 4616 Melrose Place! In this pilot adventure, Allison finds a new roommate in the obnoxious hunk Billy, Jane tells Michael she's lonely for the first of what will be 10,000 times, Jake goes on a date with West Beverly High's Kelly Taylor, a serial killer huffs a woman's workout towel, and Rhonda has one of the worst dates in human history! PLUS: Alex Jones moves into 4616 Melrose Place and will not be sharing his chili recipe!

MELR0210 is a new show the gang put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing period. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the more innocent and sexy time of the 1990s!

Mar 26, 2020
Episode 476 - Queen of the Damned
01:49:31

On this week's episode, it's the penultimate listener requested title of 2020 and the gang is forced to talk about the horrendous nü-metal-soaked vampire flick, Queen of the Damned! Where on Earth did they get the idea that this was an appropriate soundtrack to accompany this source material? So Cruise turned down the role, but... Stuart Townsend? And who could possibly care about this vampire research group? PLUS: The New Radicals open for Lestat the Vampire in Death Valley!

Queen of the Damned stars Stuart Townsend, Aaliyah, Marguerite Moreau, Vincent Perez, Paul McGann, and Lena Olin; directed by Michael Rymer.

Mar 24, 2020
MELR0210 #1 - 90210 "Pilot, Part 1"
00:39:04

On the inaugural episode of our new Beverly Hills, 90210/Melrose Place chat show, the guys are chatting about the first part of the 90-minute pilot to Aaron Spelling & Darren Star's smash hit, Beverly Hills, 90210! Originally airing October 4th, 1990, the pilot introduces us to the Walsh twins, Brenda & Brandon, as they navigate their new school, West Beverly High! Look at all these mullets! Are the Walsh's poor or just Beverly Hills poor? And get a good look at Scott, kids, he ain't gonna be around along!

MELR0210 is a new show the gang has put together to help you pass the time during this necessary social distancing time. New episodes will air Mondays and Thursdays, right here on the main feed! So stay home, tune in, and yearn for the innocent time of the 1990s!

Mar 23, 2020
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #15 - Kneesaa the Ewok Princess (PREVIEW)
00:04:05

On this month's patron-selected entry of the Gleep Glossary, the gang is schooled in all-things Kneesaa the Ewok Princess! We know, an absolute legend. A veteran of the Battle of Endor, Kneesaa was also a—WHOA NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and subscribe today! Instantly unlock this episode along with hours and hours of exclusive patrons-only content!

Mar 20, 2020
Episode 475 - A Sound of Thunder
01:59:27

On this week's episode, the gang's descent into madness—a.k.a. Listener Request Month—brings the boys to the doorstep of one of the absolute dumbest films ever covered on the show, A Sound of Thunder! Why couldn't they get Ben Kingsley for longer? Who is Ed Burns fooling? Could that dinosaur have looked any worse? And why did they bother releasing this at all? PLUS: A fair use-covered review of a mildy-beloved Tom Petty song!

A Sound of Thunder stars Edward Burns, Ben Kingsley, David Oyelowo, and Catherine McCormack; directed by Peter Hyams.

Mar 17, 2020
Episode 474 - Ferris Bueller's Day Off (PREVIEW)
00:05:25

On this month's patron-requested episode of We Love Movies, the gang fondly looks back at John Hughes' Shermer-to-Chicago hangover movie gem, Ferris Bueller's Day Off! How quickly should Ed Rooney have been—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive episodes across multiple shows, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

Mar 13, 2020
Animation Damnation - "Adventures of the Gummi Bears" (PREVIEW)
00:03:45

On this month's [patron-selected] episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally bonkers Disney coke-dream, Adventures of the Gummi Bears! In the pilot episode, "A New Beginning," which originally aired back on September 14th, 1985, we see a cavalcade of legendary—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

Mar 12, 2020
Episode 473 - Death Wish 4: The Crackdown
02:11:28

On this week's outrageous episode, the 2020 Listener Request Month continues as the guys chat about the completely ridiculous Cannon Films classic, Death Wish 4: The Crackdown! What does it say about Kersey that he's now dreaming up plots to other Death Wish films? How many dummies were destroyed for the creation of this film? And why is Bronson so bad at tapping the mafia's phones? PLUS: Paul Kersey goes undercover with the class of Beverly Hills, 90210!

Death Wish 4: The Crackdown stars Charles Bronson, Kay Lenz, John P. Ryan, Perry Lopez, George Dickerson, Soon-Tek Oh, and Danny Trejo; directed by J. Lee Thompson.

Mar 10, 2020
Episode 472 - Law Abiding Citizen
01:48:20

On the first episode of the 2020 Listener Request Month, the gang is subjected to the totally over-the-top legal thriller, Law Abiding Citizen! Did Gerard Butler have to get naked for that one scene? What's with this ridiculous waiter coming into the jail cell? And isn't Colm Meaney supposed to be in charge here? PLUS: Should execution chambers adopt the Alamo Drafthouse no-talking policy?

Law Abiding Citizen stars Gerard Butler, Jaime Foxx, Colm Meaney, Bruce McGill, Leslie Bibb, Richard Portnow, Michael Kelly, Viola Davis, Roger Bart, and Regina Hall; directed by F. Gary Gray.

Mar 03, 2020
WHM Mail Bag: Third Wheels at the Movies, Theater Toilet Misunderstandings & Watching Gallagher Suck
01:01:16

On this month's episode, the guys read letters about people being the third wheel on movie dates, getting wrongfully accused of wrecking a movie theater bathroom, buying Legos with Harrison Ford, watching bigoted comedian Gallagher be a jerk, and more!

If you want your stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang you want answered on the show, write into the mail bag— weallhatemovies@gmail.com! And remember, you can always WATCH our Mail Bag episode over on our YouTube channel, along with tons of other exclusive videos!

Mar 02, 2020
Episode 471 - Doom
01:50:01

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous video game adaptation, Doom! Why is so much of this movie people walking down hallways? Was this one of the last movies the Rock had hair in? And why do they make Karl Urban and Rosamund Pike's characters so... thirsty for each other? PLUS: A big WHM announcement right up top!

Doom stars Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Karl Urban, Rosamund Pike, Deobia Oparei, Ben Daniels, Razaaq Adoti, Richard Brake, Al Weaver, and Dexter Fletcher; directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak.

Feb 25, 2020
The Nexus #42 - "I, Mudd" / "The Royale" (PREVIEW)
00:05:10

On this month's edition of The Nexus, the episodes couldn't be farther apart as we chat about two Trek shows of very differing quality!

First on TOS, it's the return of intergalactic scumbag, Harry Mudd in, "I, Mudd"! Originally airing on November 3rd, 1967, this episode features classic Trek elements like an army of—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access this show, and instantly unlock hours, upon hours of additional exclusive content, head over to our Patreon and sign up today!

Feb 23, 2020
Animation Damnation - "Yogi's Gang" (PREVIEW)
00:02:55

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is talking about the completely absurd garbage experience known as Yogi's Gang! The episode in question, um, "Dr. Bigot," originally aired September 8th, 1973, features a rag-tag group of—HEEEEEY BOO-BOO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly unlock not only this super-solid episode, but hours and hours of exclusive content!

Feb 20, 2020
Episode 470 - Teen Wolf (Live in Hollywood)
01:14:30

On this week's episode, it's the gang's first of what wound up being a two-show night at the legendary Hollywood Improv! Recorded during last year's fall tour, the gang kicked off the LA shows by talking about the beloved '80s classic, Teen Wolf! Hey, was Scott's dad hitting on Boof? Did any kids die after seeing Michael J. Fox surfing on that van? And did that woman sleep with him while he was a dog? PLUS: No, we will not cool our jets, MAAAAAAAAN!!

Teen Wolf stars Michael J. Fox, James Hampton, Susan Ursitti, Jerry Levine, and Mark Holton; directed by Rod Daniel.

Feb 18, 2020
Making It So #3 - "The End is the Beginning" (PREVIEW)
00:04:00

On episode three of Making It So, the gang is gaining confidence in the new Trek series as they chat about the episode that finally gets... engaging, "The End is the Beginning"! How rad was it to finally see—HEY NOW! Making It So is a new Star Trek: Picard re-cap show made exclusively for our Patreon subscribers! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Instantly access this episode along with hours, upon hours of exclusive WHM content!

Feb 12, 2020
Episode 468 - Cruel Intentions (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
02:01:29

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back Vulture writer and friend of the show, Angelica Jade Bastién to chat about the outrageous teen sex romp, Cruel Intentions! Was no one considering the fact that these characters are like 18 tops? What is with Ryan Phillippe's terrible duster? And did we really need this horrendous Joshua Jackson character? PLUS: Chris Cabin falls down a paranoid rabbit hole trying to connect the dots in The Rise of Skywalker!

Cruel Intentions stars Ryan Phillippe, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Reese Witherspoon, Selma Blair, Joshua Jackson, Sean Patrick Thomas, Christine Baranski, Eric Mabius, Swoosie Kurtz, Tara Reid, and Louise Fletcher; directed by Roger Kumble.

Feb 11, 2020
Episode 467 - Orphan
02:04:31

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the ridiculous eerie kid movie, Orphan! How is this kid sitting at the absolute back of the orphanage not an immediate red flag? Why does this girl dress like it's 1885? And to Hell with this movie tree house! PLUS: Tune into HBO's next hit current events show, Little Dennis Miller Live!

Orphan stars Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, Isabelle Fuhrman, Margo Martindale, and CCH Pounder; directed by Jaume Collet-Serra.

Feb 04, 2020
The Nexus #41 - "Catspaw" / "Contagion" (PREVIEW)
00:03:57

On the first trip into the Nexus in 2020, the gang is chatting about two spectacularly outrageous episodes of Trek! First on TOS, it's the spooky episode "Catspaw"! Originally airing October 27th, 1967, this episode features everything you expect in science—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access not only this episode, but literally hundreds of hours of exclusive WHM content!

Jan 31, 2020
Making It So #1 - "Remembrance"
00:43:16

SPOILERS AHEAD FOR STAR TREK: PICARD (OBVIOUSLY)!

On the debut episode of Making It So, WHM's all-new Star Trek: Picard recap show, the gang is chatting about the series premiere of the latest Trek endeavor that gets off to a... mostly okay start! How rad is it seeing Picard running his family vineyard? What was with that acid spit bomb device? And boy, can Data sure paint a pretty picture! PLUS: Marvel at the slo-mo car crash that is Andrew trying to explain the Kelvin Timeline!

Making It So is a Star Trek: Picard recap show that, going forward, will only be available on our Patreon. Just like we did with The Mandalorian Half-Hour, please enjoy this first episode on us, and then head on over to our Patreon page to make sure you're subscribed—don't miss out on a minute of all-new Trek chat!

Jan 29, 2020
Episode 466 - Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
01:50:21

On this week's episode, the gang closes out (Some of) the Worst of 2019 month with a convo about the too long, too silly, too muscle-y, spin-off film, Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw! Why did they try and cram three movies into one? Did no one think to call Toretto? And why did the screenwriters feel the need to change location more times than a Bond film? PLUS: A "Prison Paul" movie starring Mel Gibson? It could happen!

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw stars Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Vanessa Kirby, Idris Elba, Helen Mirren, Elza González, Eddie Marsan, Cliff Curtis, Lori Pelensie Tuisano, Rob Delaney, and Ryan Reynolds; directed by David Leitch.

Jan 28, 2020
Animation Damnation - "Fast & Furious Spy Racers" (PREVIEW)
00:03:17

On this month's high-octane episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the silly new Netflix cartoon, Fast and Furious Spy Racers! The episode in question, "Born a Toretto," dropped December 26th, 2019—along with the rest of the first season—on Netflix. Could they make this look any more like—whoa, hit the brakes! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content across several different shows, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

Jan 24, 2020
Episode 465 - Yesterday
01:53:47

On this week's episode, the Worst of 2019 Month continues as the guys chat about the totally lame Beatles-heavy fantasy, Yesterday! Why not explore the English woman and Russian guy characters more? Is this protagonist really a huge Beatles fan to begin with? And how did they think ending it this way was acceptable? PLUS: Get OUT OF TOWN with that "cameo."

Yesterday stars Himesh Patel, Lily James, Joel Fry, Ed Sheeran, Kate McKinnon, James Corden, Lamorne Morris, and Robert Carlyle; directed by Danny Boyle.

Jan 21, 2020
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #13 - Emperor Palpatine (PREVIEW)
00:02:31

On this month's Gleep Glossary entry, the guys learn all about renowned, indestructible fuck machine, Emperor Palpatine! How hilarious is it that Palpatine was a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To listen to the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this outrageous Palpatine ep along with hours, upon hours

Jan 17, 2020
Episode 464 - Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (PREVIEW)
00:05:44

On this month's exclusive, full-length bonus We Love Movies episode, the gang is chatting about last year's studio smash hit, Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood! How rad is all the—WHOA, Jack! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this episode on OUATIH along with hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content!

Jan 16, 2020
Episode 463 - Angel Has Fallen
02:02:27

On this week's episode, the gang continues celebrating(?) the worst of 2019 with a raucous conversation about American Mike 3, known elsewhere as Angel Has Fallen! How in the world is Gerard Butler not the head of the Secret Service by now? Does American Mike have CTE? And why did we need that stupid stinger scene? PLUS: Hey, American Mike, meet your dad's new wife—a skeleton?

Angel Has Fallen stars Gerard Butler, Morgan Freeman, Danny Huston, Piper Perabo, Lance Reddick, and Nick Nolte; directed by RIc Roman Waugh.

Jan 14, 2020
Episode 462 - Hellboy (2019)
01:46:49

On the first episode of 2020, the gang is chatting about one of the worst films of last year, Hellboy! Who asked for this? No, seriously—who? Why did they cram four movies into this one film? What's with the Lobster Johnson cameo? And come ON with the King Arthur crap! PLUS: Did Hellboy's HQ move to Colorado because they legalized it?

Hellboy stars David Harbour, Milla Jovovich, Ian McShane, Sophie Okonedo, Thomas Haden Church, Sasha Lane, Daniel Dae Kim, and Kristina Klebe as Leni Riefenstahl for some reason; directed by Neil Marshall.

Jan 07, 2020
WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker
01:11:54

CAUTION: SPOILERS FOR "THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" AHEAD!

On this edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang is chatting about the incredibly polarizing final installment of the "Skywalker Saga" - STAR WARS: EPISODE IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER! How bungled did this actually get? What's with all the slap-dash editing? Could they have chilled with those death fake-outs? And how did the Emperor get stuck in one of those claw machines you find in the lobby of a Bennigans?

Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker stars Daisy Ridley, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Adam Driver, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Anthony Daniels, Naomi Ackie, Domhnall Gleeson, Richard E. Grant, Lupita Nyong'o, Keri Russell, Joonas Suotamo, Kelly Marie Tran, and Ian McDiarmid for some reason; directed by J.J. Abrams.

Jan 06, 2020
Episode 461 - Mad Max: Fury Road
02:16:47

On the final episode of 2019, the gang brings We Love Movies month to an end with a spirited convo about one of the best films ever made, Mad Max: Fury Road! Does cinematic stunt work get better than this? It is definitely a career best for Charlize, no? And how sweet would it be to ride on that rock and roll tank? PLUS: No way Immortan Joe could sprint down that hallway!

Mad Max: Fury Road stars Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Zoë Kravitz, and Riley Keough; directed by George Miller.

Dec 31, 2019
The Nexus #40 - Star Trek: First Contact (PREVIEW)
00:06:42

On this month's very special WLM-themed episode of The Nexus, the guys are chatting about the beloved TNG film from 1996, Star Trek: First Contact! What took Geordi so long to—HALT! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! I mean, uh, this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this episode, plus hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content!

Dec 27, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: Plane Pukers, Amish Movie Night, Opening Presents Before Christmas & More!
00:50:25

On this month's special Holiday Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about folks dodging airplane marathon pukers, Amish kids watching The Karate Kid, kids opening their presents and playing with them before Christmas, and the dangers of the wretched "Movie Party" idea! PLUS: An actual tutorial some dude made about eating watermelon properly... posted to Pornhub?

If you have a question for the gang, or want your stories read on the air, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com!

Dec 26, 2019
Episode 460 - Gremlins
01:58:54

On this week's Christmas Edition of We Love Movies, the gang is chatting about the all-time Christmas/horror classic, Gremlins! How about the great Dick Miller in this movie? How much does that Burger King stick out on the town set? And why is Phoebe Cates serving the Gremlins alcohol? PLUS: Country Funk's Hoyt Axton being fed full meals while sleeping is a thing that's discussed!

Gremlins stars Hoyt Axton, Zach Galligan, Phoebe Cates, Corey Feldman, Dick Miller, Frank Welker, and Howie Mandel; directed by the great Joe Dante.

Dec 24, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #12 - Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru (PREVIEW)
00:03:11

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, it's the holiday season and we're celebrating by chatting about family—more specifically, Luke Skywalker's beloved, barbecued caretakers, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru! Can we make the slang word—E CHU TA! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon and sign up now. Instantly access this show and hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content!

Dec 21, 2019
Animation Damnation - "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (PREVIEW)
00:05:10

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, loyal Patreon subscribers!

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang gets into the holiday spirit by chatting about the beloved Christmas sensation, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer! Was Burl Ives' snowman facial hair modeled after—HO! HO! HO! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, click over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this episode, along with countless hours of exclusive bonus content!

Dec 20, 2019
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 7: The Reckoning (PREVIEW)
00:02:47

Not yet hip to The Mandalorian Half-Hour? Trying to figure out whether or not you're going to watch The Mandalorian at all? Just getting into the show now and playing catch-up? Well here's a quick taste of how we do television re-caps on the WHM Patreon! Have a listen to this exclusive clip from our latest episode and get ready as we all gear up for next week's season finale! If you dig on what you hear, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today. Instantly access all episode of this show, along with countless hours of exclusive content not available anywhere else!

Dec 19, 2019
Episode 459 - Return of the Jedi
02:54:32

On this week's very special episode, the gang completes their WLM Star Wars adventure by tackling the sixth episode in the Skywalker Saga, Return of the Jedi! How horrifying is it that these ewoks are definitely eating human flesh? What was Lucas thinking with that gleep glop sticking its lips in the camera in the altered version? And is that dude crying over the Rancor showing the first nipples in Star Wars? PLUS: Admiral Ackbar and Grand Moff Tarkin star in the Oscar-winning, Squid Book.

Return of the Jedi stars Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Billy Dee Williams, Anthony Daniels, Kenny Baker, Peter Mayhew, Ian McDiarmid, Frank Oz, James Earl Jones, David Prowse, Sebastian Shaw, Alec Guinness, and Warwick Davis; directed by Richard Marquand.

Dec 17, 2019
Episode 458 - The Empire Strikes Back (PREVIEW)
00:04:05

On this month's massive, nearly 3-hour bonus episode, the gang continues celebrating We Love Movies month with a super-sized chat about The Empire Strikes Back! How cruel is the fate of—whoa, young Jedi! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, visit our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly unlock this show and hours, upon hours of additional bonus content not available anywhere else!

Dec 13, 2019
457 - The Rock (Live in San Francisco)
01:36:44

On this week's show, the gang is live from Cobb's in San Francisco chatting about the absolutely delightful Michael Bay action show, The Rock! Is Nicolas Cage naked under that guitar? Why didn't the movie care at all about those hostages? And is Blimpie still a thing? PLUS: What if Sean Connery played Pennywise?

The Rock stars Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, John Spencer, David Morse, William Forsythe, Michael Biehn, John C. McGinley, Bokeem Woodbine, and the great Tony Todd; directed by Michael Bay.

Dec 10, 2019
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 4: Sanctuary (PREVIEW)
00:05:15

On this week's edition of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is together for a rare in-studio convo, chatting about the show's fourth installment, "Chapter 4: Sanctuary"! In this episode we're finally introduced to—HEY NOW! This show is for subscribers only! To listen to the full episode, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this episode along with hours and hours exclusive content!

Dec 05, 2019
456 - Die Hard with a Vengeance (with Jon Gabrus)
01:37:38

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off WLM month with a bang as they welcome High & Mighty and Action Boys' Jon Gabrus onto the program to talk about the second-best in the franchise, Die Hard with a Vengeance! Recorded at the HeadGum studio in Los Angeles, the guys wonder why the screenwriter was willing to die on the hill for that sandwich board sequence? Why is McClane never seen throwing up throughout the day with that hangover? And does that fountain water puzzle actually shake out? PLUS: What were they thinking with those gross Charmin bears?

Die Hard with a Vengeance stars Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Irons, Graham Greene, Colleen Camp, Larry Bryggman, and Kevin Chamberlain; directed by John McTiernan.

Dec 03, 2019
The Nexus #39 - "The Doomsday Machine" / "The Dauphin" (PREVIEW)
00:04:55

This month on our Trek-tacular trip into The Nexus, we're chatting about a totally baller episode of TOS, followed by one of the absolute worst episodes of TNG humanity has ever seen! First on TOS, it's "The Doomsday Machine!" Originally airing October 20th, 1967, this episode features Spock facing off against a shitty—WHOA THERE! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this show, along with hours and hours of additional bonus content!

Nov 28, 2019
Episode 455 - The Karate Kid (Live in Hollywood)
01:15:42

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about 1984's The Karate Kid LIVE from the Improv in Hollywood, California! Recorded on the most recent leg of tour, this show saw the guys asking the important questions, like: what was Mrs. LaRusso smoking and where could they get some? Where did Mr. Miyagi get that Jay Leno-esque fleet of cars? And what's with that neighborhood kid's pig t-shirt? PLUS: Playing the role of Mr. Miyagi on this episode—Peter Falk everyone!

The Karate Kid stars Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Elisabeth Shue, Martin Kove, Randee Heller, and Willilam Zabka; directed by John Avildsen.

Nov 26, 2019
Episode 454 - Kindergarten Cop (Live in Portland)
01:37:39

On this week's episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop! Recorded on the recent west coast tour at the beautiful Aladdin Theater, the gang wants to know just why this movie starts like a scene from To Live and Die in L.A., what was with that vomit montage, and did the film really need that domestic violence sub-sub-subplot? PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura auditions for some non-existent voice over roles in the film!

Kindergarten Cop stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed, Linda Hunt, Richard Tyson, Carroll Baker, Cathy Moriarty, Richard Portnow, and a bunch of rotten children; directed by Ivan Reitman.

Nov 19, 2019
The Mandalorian Half-Hour - Chapter 1
00:33:57

On the first episode of the all-new side show, The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are chatting about the kick-off of the new Star Wars show, The Mandalorian! How bad ass was Herzog here? How come the Mandalorian doesn't have a sick codpiece? And how about Nick Nolte as that Ugnaught?! PLUS: Eric's dream of seeing a bounty hunter droid in action finally comes to pass!

The first episode of The Mandalorian Half-Hour is being distributed here on the main feed so everyone can get a taste. All future episodes, including episode 2 which is available right now, will be distributed on our Patreon.

A big thanks to the endlessly talented Felipe Sobreiro for another beautiful cover image—which you'll see on episode two! And please excuse the wonky nature of the audio here. We're still wrapping our brains around remote record logistics—the only way we're able to produce this show on our current schedule!

Nov 18, 2019
Episode 453 - The Terminator (PREVIEW)
00:04:05

On this month's bonus WLM episode, the gang is chatting about James Cameron's 1984 science fiction horror masterpiece, The Terminator. Does the Arnold puppet stand the test of wretched Father Time? Does the Terminator actually kill Bill Paxton's character? And is that confirmation on Arnold's—HEY NOW! This episode is for terminators and subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this episode along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content!

Nov 15, 2019
Episode 452 - I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
02:03:50

On this week's episode, it's almost like the gang is going back to the Spooktacular as they discuss the absolutely abhorrent film "comedy," I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry! What's with Sandler's character's cartoonish sex addiction? Can firefighters be on the take? And could this film get any more disingenuous? PLUS: Gary Busey goes off-Broadway!

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry stars Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Dan Aykroyd, Ving Rhames, and Steve Buscemi; directed by Dennis Dugan.

Nov 12, 2019
Episode 451 - Terminator Salvation (with David Sims)
01:58:11

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic for The Atlantic and co-host of the very funny Blank Check with Griffin & David, David Sims into the studio to chat about the dull-as-dirt, missed opportunity known as Termination Salvation! Where are all the lasers we were promised? Why do the filmmakers play the Sam-Worthington-being-a-robot stuff like it's a huge twist? Who is approving this dialogue for Common? And why didn't this film end with Kyle Reese going back in time? PLUS: Who is listening to John Connor's pirate radio podcast, Conncast?

Terminator Salvation stars Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin, Helena Bonham Carter, Moon Bloodgood, Bryce Dallas Howard, Common, and the great Michael Ironside; directed by McG.

Nov 05, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #11 - Boba Fett (PREVIEW)
00:03:25

On this month's super-sized entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric gets down to business as the guys learn about the most beloved (and feared) bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett! How did he survive the Sarlacc pit? What was his relationship with—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today! Gain instant access to not only this episode, but hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content!

Nov 02, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: Fighting at the Video Store, Chest Burster Toys, and Fango-Moms!
00:47:27

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about being the third wheel on a long drive with a couple who's fighting, moms mistaking nerdy sci-fi molds for sex toys, movie experts not being believed, the absolute worst "Freddy vs. Jason" screening situation in the history of the world, plus much more!

If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com!

Oct 31, 2019
Episode 450 - The Monster Squad
01:51:45

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as the gang chats about the good-if-you-saw-it-as-a-kid horror comedy, The Monster Squad! Why does the Fish Man have so little to do? Is this guy the worst Dracula in film culture? And is that true about Wolf Man anatomy? PLUS: So how many cast members from Everybody Loves Raymond have a sex tape?

The Monster Squad stars Tom Noonan, Andre Gower, Robby Kiger, Stephen Macht, Duncan Regehr, Brent Chalem, Ryan Lambert, Ashley Bank, Michael Faustino, Mary Ellen Trainor, Jon Gries, and Stan Shaw; directed by Fred Dekker.

Oct 29, 2019
The Nexus #38 - "The Apple" / "The Measure of a Man" (PREVIEW)
00:04:15

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting Trek episodes both wretched and excellent, yet equally horny! First, over on TOS, it's "The Apple," which originally aired October 13th, 1967. It's the horrendous episode where Kirk & Company stumble across—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the rest of the show, sign up for our Patreon today! Instantly access hours and hours of exclusive bonus content!

Oct 29, 2019
Episode 449 - Child's Play (Live in Chicago)
01:35:06

Recorded live at Thalia Hall in Chicago, Illinois - June 16th, 2019

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular is live from Chicago's Thalia Hall as the gang is chatting about the original Child's Play! What's with all the gun play at the beginning? Why was Brad Dourif's character studying voodoo at all? And does anyone out there have any Child's Play tattoos? PLUS: Tommy Wiseau has the world's worst pool parties!

Child's Play stars Brad Dourif, Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, and Dinah Manoff; directed by Tom Holland (not Spider-Man).

Oct 22, 2019
Episode 448 - The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
01:44:10

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular gets a little gross as the gang gags their way through a conversation about the 2009 schlock-fest, The Human Centipede (First Sequence)! How did Tom Six never think to build out ANY of these characters? Are these the two worst cops in film history? And what's the deal with the mad doctor's ultra-'90s ditch-digging outfit? PLUS: Will Alec Baldwin be in a Human Centipede sequel?

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) stars Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, Akihiro Kitamura, Andreas Leupold, Peter Blankenstein, and Bernd Kostau as that Dirty Old Pervert; directed by Tom Six.

Oct 15, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #10 - Labria the Devil Guy (PREVIEW)
00:04:06

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the guys the tale of Labria, also known as the Devil Guy, a prominent fuck-up figure in the Mos Eisley cantina! Hear how Labria was the galaxy's biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today. Instantly access this episode, plus hours more content!

Oct 10, 2019
Episode 447 - Final Destination 3
01:56:06

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular heads to Franchise Town as the gang chats about the pretty fun sequel, Final Destination 3! Who gets this excited about roller coasters? What is with all the 9/11 stuff? And it's their tricentennial, but Paul Revere was there doing the Midnight Ride? What? PLUS: HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE TONY TODD IN THE FLESH IN THIS FILM?

Final Destination 3 stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ryan Merriman, Kris Lemche, Alexz Johnson, Sam Easton, Jesse Moss, Gina Holden, Texas Battle, Chelan Simmons, Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe, and Amanda Crew; directed by James Wong.

Oct 08, 2019
Animation Damnation - The Simpsons' "Treehouse of Horror V" (PREVIEW)
00:04:58

On this special SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, the gang is in full-on WHM mode as they chat about arguably the best Halloween special The Simpsons ever produced, "Treehouse of Horror V." Originally airing October 30th, 1994, this episode features not only the finest "Treehouse" segment ever, the Stanley Kubrick parody, "The Shinning," it also contains—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly unlock this episode, along with countless hours of bonus content!

Oct 06, 2019
Episode 446 - The Shining (PREVIEW)
00:04:58

On this month's Spooktacular episode of We Love Movies, the gang is talking about one of the all-time greats: Stanley Kubrick's The Shining! Just look at how much of a jerk Jack is being during—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly unlock this episode, along with hours upon hours of bonus shows!

Oct 04, 2019
Episode 445 - Friday the 13th (2009)
01:52:56

On this episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear with the possibly-not-as-bad-as-we-remembered-or-maybe-not 2009 slasher reboot, Friday the 13th! Why do these Platinum Dunes remakes have to try to be so EXTREEEEEEEEME?! Why is this cold open 25 minutes long? And why is that one dude whacking off right in the well-lit living room? PLUS: We agree with Jason—steal weed, get butchered!

Friday the 13th stars Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Jonathan Sadowski, Julianna Guill, Ben Feldman, Arlen Escarpeta, Ryan Hansen, Will Ford, and Derek Mears as Jason; directed by Marcus Nispel.

Oct 01, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: Inappropriately Laughing in Public, Campus Stalkers, and Fighting Over Theater Seats
01:00:24

On our September 2019 Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about people inappropriately laughing at others' misfortunes in public, creepy campus stalkers, people fighting over seats in a Wanted screening, and one poor soul that got threatened by the late, Italian character actor, Frank Vincent!

If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com!

Oct 01, 2019
The Nexus 37 - "Mirror, Mirror" / "A Matter of Honor" (PREVIEW)
00:05:01

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang starts off with a chat about one of the best episodes of TOS ever, then follows it up with a convo about a season 2 TNG ep that might be more interesting than—HEY NOW! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! If you want to unlock the full show, visit our Patreon page and sign up today!

Sep 26, 2019
Episode 444 - The Lawnmower Man
01:42:04

On this episode, our accidental '90s month comes to a close as we tackle the hysterical VR thriller, The Lawnmower Man! Which cut of the film did we all watch? What's with Jeff Fahey's coke-head laugh? And what bargain bin did Geoffrey Lewis get this Irish accent in? PLUS: How much of this southern judge's time can Stephen King take up?

The Lawnmower Man stars Jeff Fahey, Pierce Brosnan, Geoffrey Lewis, Jenny Wright, Mark Bringelson, Colleen Coffey, Jeremy Slate, and Dean Norris; directed by Brett Leonard.

Sep 24, 2019
Animation Damnation - The Wuzzles (PREVIEW)
00:03:25

On this month's episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the confounding, mildly disgusting, nearly-forgotten cartoon, The Wuzzles! The episode in question, "What's Up, Stox?" originally aired December 7th, 1985—it would be the final episode of the series. What's with this creepy—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today!

Sep 20, 2019
Episode 443 - Sphere
01:39:25

On this week's episode, the gang continues their unofficial/accidental '90s month as they tackle the ludicrous Crichton adaptation, Sphere! Why didn't they include the naval team that go underwater with them like in the book? Did Queen Latifah know they were going to use all those line reads? And when exactly did Liev Schreiber's voice lower? PLUS: What if the characters from Back to the Future found that titular sphere instead?

Sphere stars Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, Samuel L. Jackson, Peter Coyote, Liev Schreiber, Queen Latifah, and, for two seconds, Huey Lewis; directed by Barry Levinson.

Sep 17, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #9 - Garindan (PREVIEW)
00:03:04

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the story of Garindan, the long-snooted legend of the Mos Eisely cantina! Hear how this guy was the biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the whole show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

Sep 15, 2019
Episode 442 - Double Impact
01:36:41

On this week's episode, the gang gets double vision talking about the stupid, but entertaining JCVD action fest, Double Impact! How was this split screen technology considered passable? What's with the silk underwear? And did we really need that fantasy sex scene? PLUS: Mario had his reasons for wanting to take Donkey Kong's life back in the '80s.

Double Impact stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Geoffrey Lewis, Alonna Shaw, and Bolo Yeung; directed by Sheldon Lettich.

Sep 10, 2019
Episode 441 - GoldenEye (PREVIEW)
00:05:29

On this month's patrons-only, full-length bonus episode, the gang officially launches the We Love Movies initiative with an enthusiastic conversation about GoldenEye! How great is the—HEY NOW! This episode is for patrons only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!

Sep 06, 2019
Episode 440 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer
01:50:27

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the less-than-stellar teen horror-comedy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! How asleep at the switch was Sutherland while making this? Why couldn't we get a little more gore? And why is the fight choreography so slow? PLUS: Donald Sutherland antagonizing Joss Whedon on set is a blissful encounter we wish we could've seen!

Sep 03, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: Lecherous Jeff Goldblum, Cheap Proms, and Ruined "Midsommar" Screenings
00:57:02

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about Jeff Goldblum being a creep, idiot parents taking pictures of their kids watching Toy Story 4, proms with cheap entertainment, and heinous monsters ruining a screening of Midsommar.

If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: weallhatemovies@gmail.com!

Aug 30, 2019
Episode 439 - Species (with Angelica Jade Bastién)
02:02:34
Aug 27, 2019
The Nexus 36 - "The Changeling" / "Unnatural Selection" (PREVIEW)
00:04:25
Aug 22, 2019
Episode 438 - The Wicker Man (2006) [Live at the Gramercy Theatre]
01:35:37
Aug 20, 2019
Unlock the Vault - The Nexus 24 "Space Seed" / "Skin of Evil"
01:14:39
Aug 18, 2019
Animation Damnation - Noozles (PREVIEW)
00:03:29
Aug 16, 2019
Episode 437 - Gone in 60 Seconds (Live in D.C.)
01:40:58
Aug 13, 2019
Episode 436 - National Treasure: Book of Secrets (PREVIEW)
00:03:29
Aug 09, 2019
Episode 435 - Knowing (Live in Boston)
01:46:15
Aug 06, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #8 - IG-88 (PREVIEW)
00:02:18
Aug 04, 2019
Episode 434 - The Fast and the Furious
01:56:37
Jul 30, 2019
The Nexus 35 - "Who Mourns for Adonais?" / "The Schizoid Man" (PREVIEW)
00:07:08
Jul 29, 2019
Animation Damnation - Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling (PREVIEW)
00:02:16
Jul 26, 2019
Episode 433 - The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009)
01:43:27
Jul 23, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: Crazy Landladies, Getting Scared at "Blade," and Working at the Shrek 4-D Show!
00:54:26
Jul 18, 2019
Episode 432 - 2012
01:49:01
Jul 16, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #7 - Durga the Hutt (PREVIEW)
00:03:31
Jul 14, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: WHM (At Work) Without Headphones, Concession Stand Thieves, and Flying with Hot Food Terrorists
00:45:40
Jul 12, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: Talking to Talent, Babysitting Horror Stories, and Misremembering Movie Details
00:58:47
Jul 12, 2019
Episode 431 - The Ugly Truth
01:50:32
Jul 09, 2019
Episode 430 - Forrest Gump (Preview)
00:05:16
Jul 07, 2019
Episode 429 - The Amazing Spider-Man
02:13:16
Jul 02, 2019
The Nexus 34 - "Amok Time" / "Loud as a Whisper" (CLIP)
00:05:28
Jun 27, 2019
Episode 428 - Wanted
01:39:41
Jun 25, 2019
Animation Damnation - G.I. Joe (Extra Weird Episode Edition) [CLIP]
00:04:12
Jun 24, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #6 - Melas the Sarkan (CLIP)
00:03:56
Jun 21, 2019
Episode 427 - Bride of Chucky
01:43:22
Jun 18, 2019
Episode 426 - Kingsman: The Secret Service (CLIP)
00:06:21
Jun 14, 2019
Episode 425 - Deep Rising (with Jamelle Bouie)
01:48:35
Jun 11, 2019
WHM On-Screen: Dark Phoenix
00:44:29
Jun 07, 2019
Episode 424 - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
01:37:42
Jun 04, 2019
The Nexus 33 - "Operation - Annihilate!" / "The Outrageous Okona" (CLIP)
00:04:37
May 30, 2019
Episode 423 - The Super
01:29:12
May 28, 2019
WHM On-Screen: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
00:33:39
May 27, 2019
WHM On-Screen: The Game of Thrones Series Finale
00:37:01
May 24, 2019
Episode 422 - Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
01:42:23
May 21, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #5 - Greedo (CLIP)
00:04:17
May 17, 2019
Episode 421 - Space Cowboys
01:57:30
May 14, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: Explaining Movies to Old People, Celeb Sightings at the Cinema, and more!
00:50:38
May 11, 2019
Animation Damnation - Pokémon (Yet Again!) (CLIP)
00:03:41
May 10, 2019
Episode 420 - Dude, Where's My Car?
01:45:08
May 07, 2019
Episode 419 - Serenity (2019) (CLIP)
00:05:07
May 03, 2019
WHM On-Screen - Avengers: Endgame
01:08:58
May 03, 2019
Episode 418 - Final Destination
01:49:52
Apr 30, 2019
The Nexus 32 - "The City on the Edge of Forever" / "Elementary, Dear Data" (CLIP)
00:05:56
Apr 28, 2019
Animation Damnation - Puss in Boots (CLIP)
00:03:20
Apr 27, 2019
Episode 417 - 17 Again
01:49:47
Apr 23, 2019
Unlock the Vault: Episode 344 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
01:37:10
Apr 20, 2019
Episode 416 - Death Wish (CLIP)
00:05:03
Apr 19, 2019
Episode 415 - Live Free or Die Hard
01:50:07
Apr 16, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #4 - Momaw Nadon (CLIP)
00:04:00
Apr 12, 2019
Episode 414 - Shrek 2
01:41:26
Apr 09, 2019
Episode 413 - Pet Sematary (with Griffin Newman)
02:15:57
Apr 02, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: Gym Proms, Larry the Cable Guy Apologists, and Puking at the Movies
00:55:25
Mar 29, 2019
The Nexus 31 - "Distant Voices" / "Genesis" (CLIP)
00:06:24
Mar 29, 2019
Episode 412 - Chill Factor
01:53:08
Mar 26, 2019
Animation Damnation - Stripperella (CLIP)
00:03:04
Mar 23, 2019
Episode 411 - Battlefield Earth
01:46:06
Mar 19, 2019
Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (CLIP)
00:06:22
Mar 15, 2019
WHM On-Screen: Captain Marvel
00:39:52
Mar 13, 2019
Episode 409 - Vibes
01:27:03
Mar 12, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #3 - Sebulba (CLIP)
00:04:00
Mar 08, 2019
Episode 408 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
01:39:48
Mar 05, 2019
The Nexus 30 - "The Alternative Factor" / "Where Silence Has Lease" (CLIP)
00:07:13
Feb 28, 2019
Episode 407 - The Island
01:56:28
Feb 26, 2019
The 2019 WHM Oscars Special
01:07:45
Feb 22, 2019
Animation Damnation - Darkwing Duck (CLIP)
00:04:17
Feb 22, 2019
Episode 406 - Valentine
01:47:10
Feb 19, 2019
Episode 405 - Bad Boys (CLIP)
00:07:13
Feb 15, 2019
WHM Mail Bag: Awkward School Screenings, NYC Blood Puddles, and Watching "Faces of Death" with Dad
00:51:08
Feb 14, 2019
Episode 404 - What Women Want
01:58:30
Feb 12, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #2 - Dr. Evazan & Ponda Baba (CLIP)
00:03:57
Feb 08, 2019
Episode 403 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
01:44:53
Feb 05, 2019
Episode 402 - The Happytime Murders
01:29:27
Jan 29, 2019
The Nexus 29 - "Errand of Mercy" / "The Child" (CLIP)
00:03:11
Jan 26, 2019
Episode 401 - Life Itself
01:49:44
Jan 22, 2019
Animation Damnation - MTV's Spider-Man: The New Animated Series (CLIP)
00:03:51
Jan 18, 2019
Episode 400 - The Love Guru
01:37:47
Jan 15, 2019
Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #1 - Figrin D'an of the Modal Nodes (CLIP)
00:03:29
Jan 11, 2019
Episode 399 - Mile 22
01:38:04
Jan 08, 2019
Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (CLIP)
00:09:35
Jan 04, 2019
Episode 397 - Venom
01:31:53
Jan 01, 2019
Episode 396 - Batman (1989)
02:11:41
Dec 25, 2018
The Nexus 28 - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (CLIP)
00:08:55
Dec 20, 2018
Episode 395 - It's a Wonderful Life
02:07:33
Dec 18, 2018
Animation Damnation - Batman: The Animated Series (CLIP)
00:02:37
Dec 14, 2018
Episode 394 - Back to the Future
02:14:24
Dec 11, 2018
Episode 393 - Star Wars CLIP
00:13:59
Dec 07, 2018
Episode 392 - Terminator 2: Judgment Day
02:10:37
Dec 04, 2018
WHM Mail Bag: Cat In the Hat Stand-Ins, Messing with Michael Myers, and Blowing Up Your College Bathroom
00:46:21
Nov 30, 2018
Episode 391 - Ri¢hie Ri¢h
01:45:47
Nov 27, 2018
Episode 390 - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
01:55:31
Nov 20, 2018
The Nexus 27 - "The Devil in the Dark" / "The Neutral Zone" (CLIP)
00:04:51
Nov 19, 2018
Animation Damnation - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (CLIP)
00:03:41
Nov 16, 2018
Episode 389 - The One
01:41:20
Nov 13, 2018
Episode 388 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (CLIP)
00:05:06
Nov 08, 2018
Episode 387 - The Cat in the Hat
01:43:27
Nov 06, 2018
Episode 386 - Wishmaster
01:49:23
Oct 30, 2018
WHM Mail Bag: Obnoxious Children at the Movies, Spooktacular Exes, Eerie Event Cinema, and Waiting to Meet Doug "Pinhead" Bradley
00:43:28
Oct 28, 2018
The Nexus 26 - "This Side of Paradise" / "Conspiracy" (CLIP)
00:04:40
Oct 26, 2018
Episode 385 - Urban Legend
01:43:18
Oct 23, 2018
Episode 384 - Van Helsing (CLIP)
00:03:47
Oct 19, 2018
Episode 383 - Halloween: Resurrection
01:38:00
Oct 16, 2018
The WHM 2018 Fall/Winter Preview
00:53:37
Oct 13, 2018
Animation Damnation - The Smurfs (CLIP)
00:02:22
Oct 11, 2018
Episode 382 - Man's Best Friend
01:30:55
Oct 09, 2018
Episode 381 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth
01:41:34
Oct 02, 2018
WHM Mail Bag: Dads Renting Porn, Fleeing the Movies in Fear, and Bothering Celebrities at Thanksgiving
00:52:45
Sep 30, 2018
Episode 380 - The Stepford Wives (2004)
01:27:12
Sep 25, 2018
The Nexus 25 - "A Taste of Armageddon" / "We'll Always Have Paris" (CLIP)
00:04:06
Sep 21, 2018
Episode 379 - Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
01:37:42
Sep 18, 2018
Animation Damnation - Star Wars: Droids (CLIP)
00:03:13
Sep 14, 2018
Episode 378 - Masterminds
01:39:32
Sep 11, 2018
Episode 377 - Ready Player One (CLIP)
00:03:33
Sep 08, 2018
Episode 376 - The Flintstones
01:36:54
Sep 04, 2018
Episode 375 - Cobra
01:34:54
Aug 28, 2018
The Nexus 24 - "Space Seed" / "Skin of Evil" (CLIP)
00:03:10
Aug 24, 2018
Episode 374 - Tank Girl
01:35:40
Aug 21, 2018
Episode 373 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (CLIP)
00:03:10
Aug 17, 2018
Episode 372 - Jason X
01:29:32
Aug 14, 2018
Episode 371 - The Emoji Movie
01:26:30
Aug 07, 2018
Animation Damnation - Rambo (CLIP)
00:02:56
Aug 03, 2018
Episode 370 - Armageddon
01:50:10
Jul 31, 2018
WHM Mail Bag: Bad Behavior on Date Night, Disgusting Water Parks, Laughing at Herzog Films, and Movie Theater Human Rights Violations
01:07:11
Jul 31, 2018
Episode 369 - Rookie of the Year
01:40:52
Jul 24, 2018
The Nexus 23 - "The Return of the Archons" / "Symbiosis" (CLIP)
00:03:25
Jul 21, 2018
Episode 368 - Eraser
01:42:04
Jul 17, 2018
Episode 367 - America's Sweethearts (CLIP)
00:02:34
Jul 12, 2018
Episode 366 - Runaway Bride
01:34:41
Jul 10, 2018
Animation Damnation - Avengers: United They Stand (CLIP)
00:01:41
Jul 08, 2018
Episode 365 - Rambo III
01:39:11
Jul 03, 2018
WHM Mail Bag: Horrendous Movie Theater Cleaning Gigs, Using the Toilet at Rock Concerts, and Deadly (Possibly Illegal) Amusement Parks
01:01:15
Jun 29, 2018
Episode 364 - Lethal Weapon 4
01:48:30
Jun 26, 2018
The Nexus 22 - "Court Martial" / "Arsenal of Freedom" (CLIP)
00:02:33
Jun 22, 2018
Episode 363 - Jurassic Park III
01:48:02
Jun 19, 2018
WHM On-Screen: Ocean's 8
01:08:05
Jun 15, 2018
Episode 362 - Jurassic World (CLIP)
00:03:14
Jun 15, 2018
Episode 361 - xXx
01:54:52
Jun 12, 2018
Animation Damnation - Thundercats (CLIP)
00:02:07
Jun 07, 2018
Episode 360 - Ocean's Twelve
01:34:26
Jun 05, 2018
WHM On-Screen: Solo: A Star Wars Story
00:43:44
May 31, 2018
Episode 359 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
02:01:21
May 29, 2018
The Nexus 21 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday" / "Heart of Glory" (CLIP)
00:04:46
May 23, 2018
Episode 358 - Witless Protection
01:46:07
May 22, 2018
Animation Damnation - The Boss Baby: Back in Business (Clip)
00:03:10
May 18, 2018
WHM Mail Bag: Crying at LOTR, Getting Arrested on Easter, and Several Scary Bathroom Tales
00:47:45
May 16, 2018
Episode 357 - The X-Files: I Want to Believe
01:30:28
May 15, 2018
Episode 356 - Transcendence (Clip)
00:04:45
May 11, 2018
Episode 355 - Dollman
01:24:43
May 08, 2018
WHM On-Screen: Avengers: Infinity War
00:55:48
May 03, 2018
Episode 354 - The Bucket List
01:39:34
May 01, 2018
Episode 353 - Airborne
01:53:32
Apr 24, 2018
Episode 352 - Lost in Space
01:54:21
Apr 17, 2018
Episode 350 - Wild Hogs
01:50:33
Apr 10, 2018
Episode 349 - Shrek
01:51:42
Apr 03, 2018
WHM Mail Bag: Backfiring Prank Calls, Watching "The Jerky Boys" On 9/11, and After-Hours Movie Theater Sexcapades
00:57:17
Mar 29, 2018
Episode 348 - I Know Who Killed Me
01:29:33
Mar 27, 2018
Episode 347 - Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)
01:38:43
Mar 20, 2018
Episode 346 - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
01:40:37
Mar 15, 2018
Episode 345 - Maximum Overdrive (Live in Austin)
00:50:41
Mar 13, 2018
Episode 343 - The Jerky Boys
01:33:28
Mar 06, 2018
WHM On-Screen: The 2018 Academy Awards
00:45:31
Mar 02, 2018
WHM Mail Bag: Movie Theater Bathroom Breaks, After Prom at the Movies, and Dads Ruining Movie Dates
00:52:51
Feb 28, 2018
Episode 342 - Death Wish V: The Face of Death
01:42:16
Feb 27, 2018
WHM On-Screen: Black Panther
00:49:23
Feb 21, 2018
Episode 341 - Traces of Red
01:31:46
Feb 20, 2018
Episode 340 - You've Got Mail
01:44:07
Feb 13, 2018
Episode 338 - Blade: Trinity (Live at the Brooklyn Podcast Festival!)
01:29:23
Feb 06, 2018
WHM Mail Bag: Film Critic Run-Ins, Sleepover Film Selections, and Disastrous Midnight Movie Experiences
01:00:06
Jan 31, 2018
Episode 337 - Going in Style
01:28:28
Jan 30, 2018
Episode 336 - Geostorm
01:36:07
Jan 23, 2018
Episode 335 - The Bye Bye Man
01:50:27
Jan 16, 2018
Episode 334 - The Fate of the Furious
01:50:01
Jan 09, 2018
Episode 332 - The Boss Baby
01:35:52
Jan 02, 2018
Episode 331 - Constantine: Live! at the Los Angeles Podcast Festival
01:35:22
Dec 25, 2017
WHM Mail Bag: Watching "8MM" in School, Almost Giving Birth While Listening to WHM, and "Christmas Film or Action Film?"
00:46:32
Dec 20, 2017
WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
00:53:59
Dec 19, 2017
Episode 330 - Pottersville
01:32:30
Dec 19, 2017
Episode 329 - Hard to Kill
01:42:56
Dec 12, 2017
Episode 328 - The Punisher (2004)
01:38:31
Dec 05, 2017
WHM Mail Bag: Taking Mom to the Movies, Lying About Hating "Collateral Beauty," and Falling Asleep on Toilets
00:47:02
Dec 01, 2017
WHM On-Screen: The 2017 Superhero Round-Up
00:56:17
Nov 30, 2017
Episode 327 - Drop Zone
01:38:50
Nov 28, 2017
Episode 326 - Murder at 1600
01:24:02
Nov 21, 2017
Episode 325 - The Fan
01:43:52
Nov 14, 2017
Episode 324 - Rising Sun
01:27:02
Nov 07, 2017
Episode 323 - Trick or Treat (1986)
01:21:15
Oct 31, 2017
WHM Mail Bag: L.A. Letter Readin' (w/ Amir Blumenfeld!)
00:58:38
Oct 30, 2017
WHM On-Screen: Horror Franchise Wars: A Nightmare on Elm Street
00:55:15
Oct 30, 2017
Episode 322 - Saw
01:34:32
Oct 24, 2017
Episode 321 - Scream 2
01:41:05
Oct 17, 2017
Episode 320 - Dr. Giggles
01:29:48
Oct 10, 2017
Episode 319 - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
01:28:59
Oct 03, 2017
Episode 318 - Samurai Cop
01:34:42
Sep 26, 2017
Episode 317 - If Looks Could Kill
01:29:57
Sep 19, 2017
WHM Mail Bag - Alt-Right Blind Dates, Grade School Toy Theft, and Puking at the Movies
00:58:07
Sep 14, 2017
Episode 316 - It (1990)
01:37:21
Sep 12, 2017
Episode 315 - Mac and Me
01:21:49
Sep 05, 2017
WHM On-Screen: Game of Thrones Season 7
01:03:12
Aug 31, 2017
WHM Summer Rewind - One Magic Christmas
01:05:48
Aug 29, 2017
Episode 314 - Over the Top: Live! in Portland
01:18:29
Aug 22, 2017
WHM Summer Rewind - Star Trek: Insurrection
01:23:07
Aug 17, 2017
Episode 313 - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: Live! at Mississippi Studios
01:12:29
Aug 15, 2017
WHM Summer Rewind - Freejack
01:29:39
Aug 08, 2017
WHM On-Screen: Spider-Man: Homecoming
00:49:57
Aug 04, 2017
WHM Summer Rewind - Batman Forever
01:36:26
Aug 01, 2017
Episode 312 - Spider-Man 3
01:56:40
Jul 25, 2017
WHM Mail Bag - Dating Transformers Fanatics, Bad Hangover Films, and Ruining Your Parents' Social Status by Listening to WHM
00:46:02
Jul 23, 2017
Episode 311 - Air Force One
01:29:11
Jul 18, 2017
Episode 310 - Transformers: The Last Knight
01:54:06
Jul 11, 2017
Episode 309 - Encino Man
01:35:16
Jul 04, 2017
WHM Mail Bag - Broken Remotes, Soviet Cinema(s), Gross Rags, and Creepy Dude Teachers
00:52:42
Jul 01, 2017
Episode 308 - Transformers: Age of Extinction
01:49:52
Jun 27, 2017
Episode 307 - Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood: Live in Atlanta: Mozzarella Sticks
01:18:15
Jun 22, 2017
Episode 306 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon
01:38:39
Jun 20, 2017
Episode 305 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
01:43:16
Jun 13, 2017
WHM On-Screen: Wonder Woman
00:49:17
Jun 09, 2017
Episode 304 - Transformers (2007)
01:39:37
Jun 06, 2017
WHM Mail Bag - Dying at the Movies, Public Freakouts, Cheeseburgers Down Your Pants, and Crotchety Dads
00:58:10
May 31, 2017
Episode 303 - Disclosure
01:31:26
May 30, 2017
Episode 302 - Ninja III: The Domination
01:26:30
May 23, 2017
Episode 301 - AVP: Alien vs. Predator
01:29:32
May 16, 2017
Episode 300 - 300
01:18:18
May 09, 2017
Episode 299 - Death Wish 3
01:19:41
May 02, 2017
WHM Mail Bag - Steven from Charlotte, Passing Up Sex for Movies, Agitated Fathers, and Greening Out at the Multiplex
01:04:06
Apr 30, 2017
Episode 298 - Hot to Trot
01:30:07
Apr 25, 2017
Episode 297 - Howard the Duck: Live! at the Bell House
01:24:52
Apr 18, 2017
Episode 296 - Sidekicks