Watch What Crappens

By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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samaaaantha
 Feb 3, 2020
best podcast of all time. way better than freakonomics

Tammy
 Sep 27, 2019
Love this podcast! The guys are hilarious, the live shows are awesome too!!

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A daily podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck, Southern Charm and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.


Episode Date
RHONY: Life After Bethenny... Again
01:56:55

What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in her place is Leah McSweeney who seems to have the no BS potential we want. It's too early to tell how she'll fit in, but early signs seem to be very positive. What did you think about the premiere?

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Apr 03, 2020
SummerHouse: Fraternizing with the Enemy
01:22:25

On Summer House, the gang throws a frat toga party for Kyle while simultaneously threatening to banish Jules for... something? It's ridiculous and infuriating, and we have a lot to say about it. Come join!

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Apr 02, 2020
PumpRules: Arrested Development
01:14:23

Tom and Jax wage escalating pranks at each other, and Brett calls Scheana "middle-aged." Just more fun on Vanderpump Rules, and it all ends with Schwartz being a terrible person!

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Apr 01, 2020
Netflix' Tiger King Episode 1
00:58:59

We recapped episode one of Netflix' Tiger King on our premium Patreon bonus last week and you guys asked us for the full season so ok, we're in. The rest of the episodes will be released on our Patreon feed over the next couple of weeks and you'll have the option to watch videos of 2-6 on Crappens On Demand! Enjoy, and thanks for the support! For the bonuses and videos, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 31, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Vidaplicity
01:00:40

**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** 

Reza is still trying to get us all to believe that he's the real victim on this week's Shahs of Sunset, but thankfully we get a break from his tired bs to celebrate the force that is Vida. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 31, 2020
Top Chef: Ruth-less
01:17:56

**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** 

This week on Top Chef, Ruth Reichl guest judges a Jonathan Gold memorial challenge and roasts the contestants like the queen she is. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 30, 2020
RHOBH Season 10 Trailer Breakdown
01:07:20

**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** 

Today is one of our favorite kinds of episodes. It's a trailer shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 10 Trailer! For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 27, 2020
Summer House: Got Milk?
01:19:40

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This week on Summer House, we find out that Kyle was breastfed for way too long which explains quite a bit. Luke isn't the prince we'd hoped he'd be, but Jordon is the fool we figured he was so it all evens out. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 26, 2020
PumpRules: That's a No From Me, Daug
01:15:58

Schwartz' friends celebrate his terrible parenting skills after his lizard dies on this week's Vanderpump Rules and The Witches of WeHo vote out a witch. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 25, 2020
Shahs: Tommy Does Some Landscaping
00:56:53

The moment we've been sort of waiting for is finally here: Tommy terrorizes planters! Thank goodness for Ring door cams, which have provided the pièce de resistance for this week's episode of Shahs: Tommy hurling various pieces of pottery and one very unlucky cactus across Reza's backyard. He makes a bigger mess than a toppled stack of naked Jenga blocks. Tensions are boiling over for sure, and to make matters worse, Destiney lost a package in Arizona! VOY VOY VOY VOY VOY.

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Mar 24, 2020
RHOA: Talkin' Spit
01:00:28

The Real Housewives of Atlanta trip to Greece reaches its thrilling conclusion with the one thing we're all trying to avoid: spit. Actually, not quite. Nene merely pretends to spit (but she does in fact manage to throw a peanut / piece of popcorn). We break down all the madness in today's episode.

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Mar 23, 2020
Bonus: Love is Blind
01:17:22

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We did a bonus episode about Netflix' Love is Blind last week and so many of you requested on the main feed we decided to record an extra bonus and release this episode for free. Hope you likey! For the new bonus catching up on Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing and the Project Runway finale, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 23, 2020
TopChef: Did You MEAN To Have a Season Premiere?
01:07:29

Top Chef All Stars LA is upon us, and we are so happy to see so many familiar faces, especially our dear friend Gail Simmons. Join us as we dive into this episode as we discuss Brian Malarkey, creamy embers, and Gail's sleeves!

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Mar 20, 2020
RHONJ: Pulling Out All The Staubs - Live from Instagram!
01:42:33

Part 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion closes out an explosive season with Danielle Staub making her tear-less goodbye to the franchise (until she comes back). We were supposed to recap this episode live in Salt Lake City, but due to Coronavirus precautions, we took our "live show" to Instagram instead. Enjoy!


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Mar 20, 2020
SummerHouse: Dude, Where's My Carl?
00:53:52

Summer House is full of meltdowns. First there's Kyle and Amanda, whose relationship is melting into goo before our eyes. Then there's Lindsay and Carl, lovers-turned-exes whose friendship may never reach its pre-finger bang state. But at least Carl has Sarah from Barry's to help him rebound. Or does he? We recap all the madness on today's episode.

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Mar 19, 2020
PumpRules: Awfully Wedded
01:16:24

The moment nobody was waiting for has finally arrived: Jax and Brittany's wedding on Vanderpump Rules! After years of thinking every red flag was a pair of weirdly shaped undies, Brit has committed herself to life with Jason Cauchi, and at this point, we're just in it for the schadenfreude. Meanwhile, back in LA, Dayna learns why it's so important to never confuse Jones Restaurant with Joans On 3rd. Oh, young love — always a kale salad away from destruction.

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Mar 19, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Dreadpool
01:11:10

Reza hits a new low on Shahs of Sunset, but MJ is back and armed with a drink to throw. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 17, 2020
RHOA: Nope-a!
01:12:29

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece, and Nene and Kenya bring on the tragedy. Will they ever get past this? And hey...are these cats getting fatter? To hear this week's bonus episode about Love is Blind, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 16, 2020
RHONJ: Key Party Reunion
01:01:38

It's Part Two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and it's all about the couples boning and Jen not being able to stay quiet for more than two seconds at a time. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 12, 2020
Summer House: #MoreStrife
01:02:08

Carl acts like a total jackass this week on Summer House and Jordon is back to try to get a boner. It doesn't work. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 12, 2020
PumpRules: You're the Onesie
01:00:33

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The Vanderpump Rules kids have the 972nd celebration of the Kentucky Weddin'. They party in onesies and dump on Kristen a bunch. Yay! For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 11, 2020
Shahs: Voy Meets World
00:49:00

After a one night stand with Sara's brother Sam, Destiney faces the scrutiny of the group on this week's Shah's of Sunset. Plus, it's a quadruple dose of filler activities: DIY pottery, cat coffee, dance class, and a cooking competition!

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Mar 10, 2020
RHOA: My Big Fat Greek Divorce
00:39:35

On this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore faces the twin miseries of a public divorce and traveling with Nene to Greece. At least there's baklava?

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Mar 09, 2020
SummerHouse: Carl-ing It Quits
00:59:13

After a harrowing seven minutes as boyfriend and girlfriend, Carl realizes his new relationship with Lindsay is moving so fast that it's driving him to drink. What a f**kboy to do? (Actually, just look to seasons 1-3 for all your answers). And so Lindsay becomes the latest in a long line of Carl victims who find themselves wrapped around his finger one day and kicked to the curb the next. These are the days of our Summer House. Oh, and as an added bonus: Jordan's back!

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Mar 06, 2020
RHONJ: Throwing Sh-Ayden
00:58:33

The season ten reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey started this week, and no one was ready to scream more than Jennifer Ayden. When she wasn't hurling "ARE TOO!" insults at the women, she was accusing them of self-absorption, bad parenting, and pretty much anything else she could think of. In other words, it was hilarious.

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Mar 05, 2020
PumpRules: Jax and Brittany Go To Blight Castle
01:04:17

This week on Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Tom bury the hatchet (for now), and then the gang goes to the living nightmare that is The Kentucky Castle. Meanwhile, Charli becomes our new hero, and James promises to stop drinking... again.

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Mar 04, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Sally Be Obsessed
00:57:14

Shahs of Sunset finds Reza in Vegas for his big Sally Beauty event. Will Destiney bone Sara's brother? Will Tommy get a standing o for his takedown of Adam? And will Reza Be Obsessed really make your color last longer? For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 03, 2020
RHOA: Charity Gall-a
01:09:59

Kenya's marriage falls apart at the charity gala that was supposed to be her debut as a Mrs on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 02, 2020
Summer House: Codependence Day
01:02:57

Summer House has its annual Fourth of July party, but no one really celebrates Independence. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 28, 2020
RHONJ: A Very Juicy Deportation
00:57:35

**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** 

Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with an admission of guilt from Tre and a lot of "So what? Who cares?" from Joe in Italy. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 27, 2020
Vanderpump Rules: Diss Inivited
01:23:29

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Jax kicks Sandoval out of his wedding on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Who will tie Schwartz' bowtie? For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 26, 2020
Shahs: Flinging Mud
00:52:37

The fallout continues between Reza, Destiney, and MJ, but that's not going to get in the way of a mud run! Meanwhile, GG is on the road to pregnancy, Nema has an awkward chat with his ex., and a possum becomes the surprise star of 2020. Just more mud, sweat, and tears on Shahs of Sunset!

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Feb 25, 2020
RHOA: On Bowling Pins and Needles
00:52:26

On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marc put together a "couples night" at the bowling alley, which is a perfect arena for us to watch their marriage fall apart. We're split on this: is Kenya more (pun!) to blame? Or is Marc the real jerk here? Tweet us your thoughts @whatcrappens

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Feb 24, 2020
SummerHouse: So Many Fingering Doubts - Live from Omaha
01:28:55

On Summer House, love is in the air — but like, in the same way asbestos might be in the air if you go to the wrong building. Lindsay and Carl are official, and so now it's time for them to go on their first date! In this case, that means supermarket sushi on a rooftop with Fireball. Never have we wished more for an actual fireball to descend upon them. Meanwhile, Kyle and Amanda have run out of passion, and Luke still wants to get with Hannah. Why do we love this show so much??

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Feb 23, 2020
RHONJ: Shore-y, Not Shore-y — Live from Kansas!
01:18:03

It's another day at the Jersey Shore on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but this one ends with quite the twist, courtesy of Danielle Staub. We're recapping it all live from Lawrence F**kin' Kansas!!

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Feb 22, 2020
PumpRules: The Not-So-Distant Pastor
01:25:42

We're fired up about this week's Vanderpump Rules as Britney and Jax grapple with how to deal with a controversial pastor. And just when it seems like Lance Bass is here to save the day, things flare up on Peter's batting cage birthday. Get ready for some ranting!

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Feb 19, 2020
Below Deck: Bru-union
01:27:42

The boys of Below Deck flounder around and wallow in excuses for the entire Below Deck Reunion. Will Andy stand for it? Or will he stan for it? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 18, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Hate and Ali
01:06:52

Reza goes ham on Ali for the Jenga rumors this week on Shahs of Sunset. Is MJ controlling everything from a hospital bed? And will Destiny ever stop crying? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 18, 2020
RHOA: Liars and Cheetahs
00:52:04

NeNe and Cynthia come to a shaky truce on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but nothing can save NeNe's animal print party from drowning in really large glasses of salsa. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 17, 2020
Summer House: Goldfinger
01:04:25

Kyle and Amanda can't make it this week, so the gang throws a "Daddy's Gone" party while Paige shows off her new gold ring. It's the season of fingers, what can we say? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 14, 2020
RHONJ: Gym Tan Beverly
01:09:06

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore for some fights about thrown plates and Beverly is officially shown to the door. Until next week. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 13, 2020
Vanderpump Rules: Pride and Notjealous
01:15:17

**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** It's the yearly Pride episode of Vanderpump Rules and Scheana's insecurity over the new girl takes center stage. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 12, 2020
BelowDeck: ‘Below Deck’ Reunion Has a Host of Issues
01:18:02

The much anticipated Below Deck reunion commenced last night with Andy Cohen serving as captain, and needless to say, this boat veered way off course. Chief stew Kate wound up in the hot seat most of the night while the men faced mostly softball questions over the hour. Here's to hoping Andy redeems himself in part two next week...

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Feb 11, 2020
Shahs: Welcome to the Jenga
01:08:23

After a year off the air, Shahs of Sunset returned in glorious form: GG hates Shervin, Mike has a new love of his life (and this time he's really really REALLY grown up!), and Adam might be hosting naked Jenga behind Reza's back. What messiness is in store for us? We can only imagine.


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Feb 11, 2020
RHOA: Cookies 'n' Scream
00:58:39

Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally back, and we kick things off with Kenya pouncing on sweet Tanya. And this time she's called in backup: THE COOKIE LADY. It's amazing what people will do for a free snickerdoodle.

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Feb 11, 2020
RHONJ: My Apologies Will Go On — Live from New Orleans
01:22:38

Despite having to compete with a Celine Dion concert, we packed the theater for our live show from New Orleans. And to mark the occasion, we talked Real Housewives of New Jersey. This week, the Marge celebrates twenty years in business while Jennifer attempts to clear the air with Jackie. Also, Joe unclogs Teresa's sink before dropping some caveman advice on Bill.

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Feb 08, 2020
SummerHouse: The Masked Finger — Live from Birmingham
01:19:58

Summer House is back, and everyone is talking about it. And so are we, duh! To celebrate the premiere, we're recapping this finger-lickin' good episode in Birmingham, AL! Well, technically it's Hoover, AL, but you get the point. Come check out our take on the latest Carl/Lindsay drama, Kyle's dinner table freakout, and our continued love for Paige and Hannah.

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Feb 07, 2020
Vanderpump Rules: Grumpy Old(er) Men
01:17:33

**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The crew celebrates Brittany and Jax for the 97th time in a week by putting on age makeup and Dayna refuses to believe she's dating a douchebag. Also, LVP is a HOLLYWOOD LEGEND DAHLING!

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Feb 05, 2020
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Flailing Yacht
01:09:33

It's another version of Below Deck! This one sails and tilts and drawers open and people keep getting shocked by it. We loved it. Enjoy!

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Feb 05, 2020
Below Deck: Drowning in Kick Sand
01:11:03

Below Deck crescendos the blatant misogyny of season seven when Kevin kicks sand in Kate's face. Pure class, that one.

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Feb 05, 2020
RHONJ: Leaving Worsthampton Live in Houston
01:31:16

This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey was recorded live from Warehouse Live in Houston, TX. The fight about childrens' party budgets rages, Tre and Joe Gorga get steamy over cauliflower, and our live audience reaches levels of coo-coo never before heard in the history of live shows. Buckle those belts. 

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Feb 01, 2020
PumpRules: It's Brittany, Bach — Live from Austin
01:44:21

Hey guys — did you hear that Brittany and Jax are getting married? America's sourhearts bring all their friends down to Miami for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party on Vanderpump Rules, and the drama that ensues is... classic.

Seriously Brittany: don't do it!!!


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Jan 31, 2020
BelowDeck: Hard to Swallow
01:05:09

Kevin on Below Deck has been a dick all season; so it's appropriate that he heads into the finale presenting a giant cake dick to a bunch of unimpressed guests. Join us as we recap this penultimate episode, which features the usual blend of microaggresions and misogyny!

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Jan 28, 2020
RHONJ: Savings and Moan - Live from Columbus
01:15:32

The accusations fly on Real Housewives of New Jersey when Jennifer Ayden realizes that Jackie might actually be wealthier than she is. It's a good old-fashioned fight about a pizza party with just a smidge of violence at the end: the perfect way to ring in our eight year anniversary episode.


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Jan 26, 2020
PumpRules: Burn After Reading - Live from Detroit!
01:34:13

On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Stassi gives us the sort of meltdown we crave most from her: shrill, entitled, and loud. But is she in the wrong? We discuss that question and the latest drama from the world of Scheana in our live show from Detroit!

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Jan 25, 2020
#1140 Below Deck: Unstung Zeroes
00:57:14

Alexis Bellino finishes up her thirsty Below Deck trip without a ring, and Rhylee comes at the boys "got it"s ablazin'. Who will end this episode stung the hardest? 

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Jan 21, 2020
RHOA: Hi, Wig!
00:50:02

Tanya smuggles in Kenya's wig on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Will it send Kenya over the edges?

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Jan 21, 2020
Project Runway: DNA Dramz
01:11:02

Project Runway presents a heritage challenge, which leads to fabulous creativity and manipulative exploitation. 

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Jan 21, 2020
2020 Crappies
01:58:25

It's time for the eight annual Crappy Awards. @bendelker and @ronniekaram were joined onstage at the Regent Theater in Los Angeles by the wonderful @mercedesjavid @nemavand (#ShahsofSunset) @braunwyn (RHOC) @ariana2525 @tomsandoval1 (#PumpRules) @twojudgeygirls (Two Judgey Girls Podcast) @dannypellegrino (Everything Iconic Podcast) @nadinerajabi (Below Deck Med) @larzmarie @ecareyo (SUP Podcast). We were blessed with the brilliant music stylings of @thepaintednail (Nail Files, Second Wives Club) and @wafanasieff (Grammy Winner and current nominee!)

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Jan 18, 2020
RHONJ: Mother of All Episodes
01:04:41

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrates Mothers Day with a drag brunch and the ladies head to the Hamptons for a knock down drag out. For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 16, 2020
PumpRules: Jaxervention
01:24:36

**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Jax gets mixed up in Kristen and Carter's relationship and Scheanna takes revenge on an enemy with a good old fashioned swiffer. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 15, 2020
Below Deck: Jesus Jugs, Take The Keel
00:55:21

Alexis Bellino makes her Below Deck debut this week, which basically amounts to her making out with her indifferent boyfriend Drew. Meanwhile, Courtney and Brian hit a snag in their romance and Kevin throws out his back. Thailand, Thailand where everyone gets a baby muscle spasm!

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Jan 14, 2020
RHOA: Carnival Circus
01:05:17

It's the fight we've been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint. Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at least one thing: a brawl we'll be laughing about for a long time. Check out our recap of the madness.


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Jan 14, 2020
RHOD: Lo(cken) Siento
01:27:35

It's the moment we've all been waiting for: Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary... and it is as much of a mess as anyone could imagine. When we weren't cringing over this this Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, we were laughing. A lot. Come join us!

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Jan 10, 2020
RHONJ: Dog & Ponytail Show
01:15:32

It's the fight that everyone's been talking about on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Marge pours water on Danielle's head, Danielle yanks Marge's ponytail. Old school stripper fighting. Plus, Frankie Jr. walks in Melissa's Envy fashion show, and Jackie teaches us about yogurt.

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Jan 10, 2020
PumpRules: New Kids on the Block
01:33:25

Vanderpump Rules is back, and there are plenty of changes afoot: half the cast moved to teh suburbs, a bunch of new people are sleeping with each other, and Lisa Vanderpump is pulling rabbits out of hats (or so we suspect). Come check out this supersized recap of the Season 8 premiere!

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Jan 08, 2020
Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials
01:22:41

Below Deck's deck crew teams up to rid the boat of Rhylee, and Kevin takes revenge on a picky guest by doing a better job. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 07, 2020
Married to Medicine: Out With a Bang
00:55:02


The third part of Married to Medicine's reunion features yelling, screaming, religious persecution allegations, boob talk, and apology bangs. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 07, 2020
RHOA: Toronto Raptors
01:05:31

The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Carnival in Toronto and Cynthia says "Snakegate" a lot while NeNe denies leaking her own card to the blogs. To hear our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 07, 2020
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 2 — Live from Philadelphia
00:57:50

It's part two of our RHOBH rewind episode, live from Philadelphia. We're recapping Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" — the installment that launched Taylor Armonstrong into internet fame ten years later. If you missed the first part of the recap, tune in to episode 1125, and always double check that you're subscribed to the podcast so you don't miss a show!

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Jan 02, 2020
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 1 — Live from Philadelphia
00:56:28

It's the episode that launched a million memes: Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu. For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided to take a stroll down memory lane to Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Our recap was so long (mainly because we were feeling like lunatics and going on a million tangents), that we've split the episode into two parts, with the second one coming tomorrow. Happy New Year!

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Jan 01, 2020
RHOC: Never Have I Ever
01:01:28

The Real Housewives of Orange County ends their fourteenth season by kicking Vicki off early to have an epic meltdown before bringing out someone even more detestable. Please welcome The King of Snarcasm, Shane! To hear the second part of our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 27, 2019
Married to Medicine: Married to Doctor(ing of Documents)
00:58:55

In Married to Medicine's season finale, Buffie has a full on breakdown and Quad says "doctoring of documents" a lot. To hear the second part of our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 26, 2019
RHOC: The Nightmare Before Christmas
01:07:25

Santa came two days early when he brought us a very special gift on Monday: Part 2 of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion. It's astonishing how funny these episodes have been, and we can barely wait for Thursday's grand finale.

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Dec 25, 2019
BelowDeck: One Stew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
01:19:38

It's another night out with the cavemen on this week's "Below Deck," and this time around, Smashton is drunk, horny, AND violent. It's enough to make a head stew quit. Luckily, we'll always have Master Pierson.

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Dec 24, 2019
RHOA: A Very CHILL Engagement
01:18:11

Mike Hill finally pops the question to Cynthia on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta." But never under estimate Kenya's ability to undermine a good surprise. Plus, more fun with mystery husband Marc!

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Dec 24, 2019
RHOD: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
01:11:07

The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive remarks. It's a cringe-worthy episode, but at least we get Mama Dee munching on nacho chips!

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Dec 20, 2019
RHOC: Has-Beens & Wives
01:16:41

The season 14 "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we're here to rehash every minute: from Vicki's fuming that she's a has-been to Kelly calling Tamra a "dummy."

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Dec 20, 2019
RHONJ: Don't Put All Your Easter Eggs In One Basket
01:06:38

It's Easter Sunday on "Real Housewives of New Jersey," which means it's time for food, family, and tears. Just another weekend in the Giudice household.


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Dec 20, 2019
RHOC: Betchfight at the WooHoo Corral
01:34:14

*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Cowgirl Tamra tries to start a fight with Doddahontas at Vicki's engagement party in The Real Housewives of Orange County season finale, but ends up fighting with a bush instead. For this week's premium Project Runway recap and the first part of our Top Chef AllStars preview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 19, 2019
Below Deck: Smoke Master
00:49:20

Master Pearson returns to Below Deck. Will his family have better luck this time or will they be smoked out? For this week's premium Project Runway recap, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 17, 2019
RHOA: Hairapy
01:05:51

Real Housewives of Atlanta spends a lot of time in therapy this week. Porsha forgives Dennis (kinda), NeNe tries to learn how to not say sorry in a more forgivable way, and Kenya cries at her lawyer's office. It's fun. Then we check in on more therapy in a quick Married to Medicine check in. To hear this week's two part premium bonus episode covering the new Top Chef season, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 17, 2019
RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted
01:28:10

It's our last live show of 2020 and we're celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Jamaica with a Jennifer hosted roast, but Danielle manages to steal the show in twenty seconds of phone time. She's got the touch, that one. Lots of bonus Christmas carols by special guests! To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 14, 2019
RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver
01:27:56

We're live from The Oriental Theater in Denver for this very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. By very special episode, we mean...well it's a lie it's not a special episode but dammit we love it. Also, who is Ernest Hemingway? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 13, 2019
RHOD: Khob Khun Ka, But No Khob Khun Ka
01:12:30

*This audio has been re-uploaded so if your audio sucks, re-download. Sorry for the trouble!*Real Housewives of Dallas finishes up their Thailand trip with a culmination of crappy Mexican comments by Leeanne. Will the group make it through this? Will we? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 12, 2019
Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity
01:02:58

The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descends on the brüs. It all leads to a drunken day of partying, topped off with an uncharacteristic Kate Chastain meltdown. We have a lot to say.

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Dec 10, 2019
ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space
01:30:27

It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and create a set of two looks for a luxury space hotel: one a jumpsuit, the other a cocktail dress for happy hour. Intergalactic fantasy tourism... but make it fashion.

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Dec 10, 2019
RHOA: Edged Out
01:11:07

Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but she's upstaged by Kenya Moore's edge cream. Just another day in the ATL.

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Dec 10, 2019
RHONJ: She's Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia
01:30:51

"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not like her. Plus, Margaret's passing joke about Teresa and jailbait comes back to haunt her as Tre's 12 hour delay finally expires. It's a raucous, wild night of recapping, live from Union Transfer in Philadelphia!

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Dec 08, 2019
RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis
01:40:18

On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say, they all get a little more than they were expecting. Thailand! Thailand! Where everyone gets a traumatic experience at a ping pong show!

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Dec 07, 2019
Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi
00:55:49

The couples trip on "Married To Medicine" drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive "games." This time around though, the guys manage to sneak away and hang with some strippers, landing Damon into hot water with Heavenly.

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Dec 05, 2019
RHOC: The Drags of Society
01:15:09

*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of Orange County make their way to Key West, where Vicki is a dick at a drag show and Kelly yells and cries then yells some more. PS Vicki has never conned anyone mkay? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 05, 2019
#1103 Below Deck: OMGeeminy Cricket!
00:55:47

Below Deck has a fresh charter of horny moms to terrify Captain Lee, and Simone and Tanner kind of bang. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 03, 2019
RHONJ: Jerk! Chicken!
00:54:54

*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica and Jennifer embarrasses all of us. Marge and Jackie are separated from the group as punishment and there's a fight about who the biggest bully is. Mon. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 03, 2019
RHOC: We're In Miami, BETCH!
01:05:15

*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Miami for hair pulling, screeching, and amateur stripping. Also, Tamra rides a bike LOL. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 03, 2019
RHOA: Red Read Regiftion
01:08:37

Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya struggling with a regift and Cynthia claiming her Baileycue is annual. Also, Marlo performs a very touching speech and we're...touched. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 03, 2019
RHONY Rewind: Bon Voyage Ramona Live from Chicago
01:27:22

We're live from the City Winery in Chicago to celebrate the classic Real Housewives of New York episode Bon Voyage, Ramona. Ramona gets wet hair and almost murders someone. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 29, 2019
MarriedToMed: Buffie the Jackie Slayer
00:46:06

"Married to Medicine" heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it's full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up stairs!

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Nov 28, 2019
BelowDeck: Paleo Riot
00:49:56

Rhylee is back on "Below Deck," and she's the perfect person to take on the yacht's reigning douchebag: Kevin. Meanwhile, the primary continues to be horrifically creepy to poor Simone, who just wants to master the fine art of pouring coffee over ice.

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Nov 26, 2019
RHOA: Marlo the Mediator
00:55:18

The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and it's just as not-very-exciting as we anticipated. Don't worry though: Marlo is here to bridge the gap. Or at least wear crazy outfits. Plus, Eva eats alone, Porsha is back at work, and Kenya is married to a jerk.

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Nov 26, 2019
RHONJ: The 40 Year Old Splurgin' - Live from NYC
01:35:37

It's Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we're celebrating by not just recapping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" but also inviting two people we are deeply thankful for: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Hannah Berner (Summer House). Together, the four of us declare what we are most thankful for on Bravo (and life).


Then it's on to recap Melissa Gorga's 40th Birthday bash, which is most notable for one thing: RAMONA SINGER.

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Nov 24, 2019
RHOC: Wean Girls - Live from NYC
01:16:24

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a "weaning party" while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens.  Plus, Shannon is faced with her biggest fear: KEY WEST.

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Nov 24, 2019
RHOD: L'Infinite Jest
01:07:15

The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song, then LeeAnne joins the hat police, and finally D'Andra weaponizes a L'Infinity Dress for passive-aggressive effect. And oh yeah, LeeAnne unleashes a torrent of problematic comments along the way. OY.

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Nov 21, 2019
Married2Med: Vajay Walking
00:55:46

Dr Jackie has a party to release her Queen V book cover and outs Buffie's infertility issues. Will a dance off in cabo fix everything or just leave Daddy with a crushed skull? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 20, 2019
Below Deck: Pirate Peaked
01:08:24

A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It's sad and amazing. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 19, 2019
RHOA: Nope Floats
00:59:44

Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs for her husband? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 18, 2019
RHONJ: Obstacle Hoors Live from Chicago
01:27:34

We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle fights with Margaret about who's the biggest prostitution hoor. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 17, 2019
RHOD: My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis — Live from Indianapolis
01:38:47

The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery. Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but we certainly have fun with it at our live show in Indianapolis. It's all part of #BenRonCon weekend. Plus, several of our favorites call in from BravoCon. Dream come true.

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Nov 16, 2019
RHOC: Like Possum, Like Possum
01:13:22

*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids. Ryan goes to therapy cuz Tamra's a real good mom mkay? Also, Shannon tries to let Tamra have it but the tables are turned faster than David could passively aggressively eat a bag of Kettle Crisps. become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 13, 2019
BelowDeck: Sailing, Takes Abbi Away
01:19:05

Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her. Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water park, and Ashton continues to blur the lines between co-worker and horndog.

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Nov 12, 2019
RHOA: Baby Boom
00:52:07

We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're here for, right? Also, babies. Lots and lots of babies. Everyone has a child suddenly. Even Marlo!

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Nov 11, 2019
RHOD: Carnie Commitment w Guests Captain Lee and Lea Black Live from Ft Lauderdale
01:11:38

Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a really fun recap of Leanne's wedding on Real Housewives of Dallas. Thanks so everyone who came out! For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 09, 2019
RHONJ: The ICEmen Cometh - Live from Tampa
01:39:13

We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. We're sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn't do much. However, we implore you to stick it out because we have so much fun breaking down the season premiere of RHONJ. Plus, the Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, makes a special appearance on our show to talk about being a guest on Below Deck and other endeavors in her life. Come listen!

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Nov 08, 2019
Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools
00:49:18

This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the kids.


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Nov 06, 2019
RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra
01:07:20

On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not going to be pretty.


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Nov 06, 2019
BelowDeck: Save The Last Lap Dance
01:07:34

A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU'D BE WRONG.

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Nov 05, 2019
RHOA: Baby Got (Kenya) Back
01:13:18

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate her, she makes for good TV — and by the end of the hour, Kenya is back at it again. Check out our sleep-deprived recap of the season premiere!

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Nov 05, 2019
RHOD: Mother (Issues) of the Bride w/ Katie Cazorla
00:59:00

Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion by the bed is for? For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 31, 2019
RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino
01:09:10

*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* 

The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real Housewives of Orange County while Ben lives it up at a wedding in Thailand. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 30, 2019
Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice
01:10:45

Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 29, 2019
Married2Med: Scuttle Launch
01:08:46

Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great friend Toya. BYE! This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 28, 2019
RHOD: Female Noshowerment
01:12:22

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Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she fights back with the strongest weapon in Dallas: wedding invitations in text message form. This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 24, 2019
RHOC: Fashion Bullying
01:21:33

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Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show looks like, and it's terrifying. Kathy the model director loses her shit and becomes an instant classic, so there's that! This week's premium bonus takes place in a rental car on our last road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 23, 2019
BelowDeck: Brandy, You're A Fine Girl
01:06:22

This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We're recapping all of it on today's show!

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Oct 22, 2019
Married2Med: Barns & Ignoble
00:57:10

The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses "Game of Thrones," and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all!

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Oct 21, 2019
RHOD: Not A Roast-Busters - Live from Richmond!
01:28:17

We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But nothing is scarier than LeeAnne Locken ordering you to the vasectomy line. We are breaking it all down live from Richmond, VA!

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Oct 19, 2019
RHOC: The Girl (On Girl) On The Train - Live from Chapel Hill
01:19:34

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat's Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen!

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Oct 18, 2019
Below Deck: There's Something About Kevin
00:52:35

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There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to mansplain a bunch of stuff. Also the crazy lady who has foodgasms returns to creep everyone out. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 15, 2019
Married2Med: Sister Friend Retrial Retreat
01:12:35

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Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could tell, no one brought the coke. BOOOOOOO. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 14, 2019
RHONY Rewind: Little Rey of Sunshine Live in Atlanta
01:39:37

For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity that helps poor people. Thanks to everyone who came out and made our night so special! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 14, 2019
RHOD: Good Fences Make Good Fiancés Live in Atlanta
01:10:34

We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 13, 2019
RHOC: O
01:10:31

*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 09, 2019
BelowDeck: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Toilet
01:17:51

"Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are frequent. We're already sweating.

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Oct 08, 2019
Married2Med: Bad Nudes Travels Fast
01:08:32

Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gossiping men blow up her spot? Plus, Simone terrifies her kids with cottage cheese, Contessa drops a bombshell on Scott, and Jackie explores sex toys.

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Oct 08, 2019
RHOD: Sweatin' To The Old Me's
01:15:38

"The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese.


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Oct 03, 2019
RHOC: All's Wellness That Ends Wellness
01:04:02

The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap to find out.

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Oct 02, 2019
Below Deck Med: Passion Police
00:53:42

Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! Another misogynist got promoted! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 01, 2019
Married2Med: Bargain Debasement
00:58:01

Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 30, 2019
RHOP: Goose/Bumps
01:00:35

The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but let's watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies his ass off. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 30, 2019
RHOD: Trash and Burn Live in Nashville
01:42:43

We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexico, the trash bag cries, and Leeanne struggles not to kill the new chick. To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 28, 2019
RHOC: A Cure for Wellness Live in Charlotte
01:31:45

We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking wellness in Arizona, but will Vicki be the ultimate cure for wellness? To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 27, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Blights of the Round Table
01:14:20

Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, and Joao is still sick.

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Sep 24, 2019
Married2Med: The Straw That Broke The Doctor's Back
00:57:25

This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a heartbreaking scene with Toya and fresh green beans from Quad.

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Sep 24, 2019
RHOP: Grope Springs Eternal
01:15:42

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, it's hilarious. And as an added bonus, we get more footage of Michael's back sweat as he watches from a balcony. Fun!

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Sep 24, 2019
RHOD: Not Coming From A Place of Careyes
02:04:31

It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the state of Bravo and our favorite Real Housewives. Then we launch into the RHOD episode, which features the women heading to Mexico (but not before D'Andra has a professional blunder with Travis).

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Sep 20, 2019
RHOC: The Soundbath & The Fury
01:23:54

A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County." Plus, Emily dances at last!


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Sep 18, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Glove and Hip Hop
01:02:49

Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover over the edge of a hug cliff, but hey! Aesha and Jack are gettin laid so yay? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 17, 2019
Married to Medicine: Come to Teasus Meeting
01:01:53

Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad run out of words before she runs out of wigs? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 17, 2019
RHOP: Reunion Part One Mommy Fearest
01:09:47

The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 16, 2019
RHOD: Not a Roast!
01:06:00

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast her, but who will win the new game show Leeanne hosts called Not a Roast!? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 12, 2019
RHOC: L'Eggo My Ego
01:25:45

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dispense rocks while Kelly tries to decide whether or not to join an all Vicki inclusive trip to a spa. Also, Shane is as disgusting as ever. To hear this week's episode about Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 11, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Wasted Not, Want Not
00:53:02

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry.

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Sep 10, 2019
Married2Med: Open and a Bit Too Honest
01:08:24

"Married To Medicine" roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, and of course, dreams of being Surgeon General. And that's really only the tip of the iceberg.

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Sep 10, 2019
RHOP: La'Dame-sel in Distress
01:02:24

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley learns that she's finally pregnant, and Robyn gets the "commitment" from Juan she's been waiting for.

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Sep 09, 2019
RHOD: Me Talk Pretty Jessica One Day
01:34:10

"The Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there's the business quagmire that D'Andra finds herself in now that she runs her mothers' companies. Then there's talk of a mysterious lady named "Pretty Jessica." Consider us hooked.

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Sep 05, 2019
RHOC: Forgive and Forget (Your Court Date)
01:26:53

So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses her day in court. Plus, Shane is so obnoxious to Emily that we're forced to give him an entirely new NSFW nickname. Needless to say, we probably should have screamed this podcast into a toilet at a bank.

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Sep 04, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Girl Trippin'de
01:00:39

Below Deck Med is still stuck with the insane women on a girl's trip. Colin gets hurt, Ben gets cold, and Jack finally gets to drive. HELP. To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 03, 2019
RHOP: They Cayman, They Saw, They Conquered
01:08:04

The Real Housewives of Potomac have finished up their trip to the Grand Cayman Islands, minus one member. Can we solve the mystery? To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 03, 2019
Southern Charm: The Final Dose
01:41:38

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the final reunion episode for Southern Charm. Danni sobs, Eliza sobs, Shep shakes his foot, Cam stands up for the patriarchy, and Madison laughs all the way to the bank.

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Aug 29, 2019
#1036 RHOC: All Aboard the Rodeo Express!
01:14:55

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Orange County take a trip to Rodeo Drive, but will they ever get off the train?

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Aug 28, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Ben There, Done That
00:50:37

Chef Ben makes his triumphant return to "Below Deck Med," and not a moment too soon. A pack of cougars have descended on the boat, and they're ready for some hot risotto and even hotter yachties. Unfortunately it's not all smooth sailing when a laundry mishap, a temperamental burner, and an errant tender threaten to undermine the entire charter.

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Aug 27, 2019
RHOP: Girl... Bye?
00:59:27

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real story is the sad, disturbing decline of Katie as she seemingly disappears into thin air.

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Aug 26, 2019
SouthernCharm: Just Smile and Don’t Hurt Anyone
01:10:23

Part 1 of the "Southern Charm" reunion blasts off with Shep denying he's a jerk (even though he's made everyone cry). From there we cover all sorts of hot-button topics: Kathryn's sobriety, Craig's Adderall addiction, Rice Krispie Treats — you know, all the good stuff.

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Aug 23, 2019
Bethenny Frankel Press Conference; Plus, Mailbag Extravaganza
00:54:48

Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as she fields questions from the media and her former cast members. Afterwards, it's a super-sized Crappens Mailbag bonanza!

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Aug 22, 2019
RHOC: Throw Kelly From The Train
01:08:56

With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's latest rumor is about, but we have a good idea, and we have a feeling this season is about to go OFF THE RAILS (see what I did there?). Also, Tamra wants anal.

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Aug 21, 2019
BelowDeckMed: 911 Collie
01:14:28

Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for the girl who loves cake. Enjoy! 

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Aug 20, 2019
RHOP: The Slay! Man Islands
01:09:08

The Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley's husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy! 

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Aug 19, 2019
SouthernCharm: Try, Ashley!
01:35:47

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets the boot, and Cameron's mystery husband shows his bored face. Enjoy! 

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Aug 15, 2019
RHOC: Vickimoji Battle
01:16:49

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Tamra has yet another housewarming party on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, setting the stage for Vicki and Kelly to fight about pig emojis. Enjoy! 

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Aug 14, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception
01:01:59

There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones. And then finally Anastasia's food succumbs to an arctic chill that exists between the galley and the dining table. What a time to be alive! Oh, and the police show up too!


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Aug 13, 2019
SouthernCharmNOLA: My Best Frenemy's Wedding
01:02:57

It's the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on "Southern Charm: New Orleans." Not only are these two lovebirds tying the shotgun knot, but Justin has finally decided what he wants to do with Kelsey... in about 6 months. Plus, Jeff has a sister!

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Aug 12, 2019
RHOP: Loose Flips Sink Ships
00:55:55

Robyn's flip is finally ready for market on "The Real Housewives of Potomac," but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms of sharing. That's thanks to Gizelle, who manages to turn Robyn's proudest real estate moment into another round of bickering (thankfully).

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Aug 12, 2019
SouthernCharm: Zero Fox Given
01:23:27

Eliza Limehouse hosts a fox hunt for the gang to attend, which leads to a much-hyped conversation between Kathryn and Ashely. Plus, Shep is still mad at Austen, and Craig wants to talk about islands. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Come listen!

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Aug 08, 2019
RHOC: The Weight Is Over!
01:18:41

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" is back, and you guys, we really dug the season premiere. Is the slump over??? Time will tell. But for now, we're optimistic! Come join us as we discuss Single Shannon, Young Gravy, and Gina's "Antiques!" box.

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Aug 07, 2019
Below Deck Med: Demons and Damons
01:02:29

Below Deck Med deals with anchor issues, a drunk dude from the yacht next door, and a slugger's slugs. This is not Disneyland, it's San Tropez!

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Aug 06, 2019
Southern Charm NOLA: I Doom
00:58:10

On this week's Southern Charm New Orleans cast trip to Destin, Tamica and Barry fall into the Failing Marriages by Bravo trap when they renew their vows. We're worried. 

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Aug 05, 2019
RHOP: You Say Closure I Say Foreclosure
00:50:25

Ashley goes searching for her father on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Candiace house hunts on a locked trust fund budget. Enjoy! 

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Aug 05, 2019
Southern Charm: Madison at a Hatter
01:32:51

Southern Charm ends its trip to Colorado with a fight between Austin and Madison. We don't wanna spoil too much in the description, but there's a leak. Enjoy! 

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Aug 01, 2019
RHOBH: Camilles on Wheels
00:59:13

It's the third and final reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, and it's still all about crazy ass Camille Grammer. Also, Kyle's just sorry she's so HONEST. Enjoy! 

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Jul 31, 2019
BelowDeckMed: June June Hannah
01:04:43

This week's super-sized "Below Deck Mediterranean" sees a healthy amount of drama — from Johnny Damon and his awful friends to a stubborn anchor that's stuck on the seafloor. Plus, there's a forgettable date between Jack and Aesha and a reprise of our new favorite song, JUNE JUNE HANNAH.

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Jul 30, 2019
SoCharmNOLA: Creole Me a River
00:47:57

This week on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," Reagan learns she wasn't invited to Jeff's Friendsgiving massacre and embarks on an apology tour to win back her friends. But a dustup at Jon Moody's event sets her back several steps.


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Jul 30, 2019
RHOP: No Ifs, Hands, or Butts
01:05:26

Scandal continues to brew on "The Real Housewives of Potomac." Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced that the resident Aussie is pulling a grope-a-dope, which bubbles over at an awkward haunted birthday celebration for Juan. And just to add more fuel to the fire, the producers release some unseen footage at the end. Plus, Macy Gray!


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Jul 29, 2019
SouthernCharm: Monkey CBD, Monkey Do - Live from Baltimore
01:38:03

This week on "Southern Charm," Austen's much-hyped CBD dinner in Colorado arrives, and while he and Shep get stoned out of their minds, Kathryn goes down an erm-ward spiral as she remembers her past with marijuana. Plus, awkward Madison moments and an even more awkward scene with Naomi and ASHLEY.

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Jul 28, 2019
RHONY: The Taming of the Lu - Live from Pittsburgh
01:41:51

"The Real Housewives of New York" shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are bombshell announcements (CHICAGO!), intimate moments (hugs for Barbara), and of course shocking revelations (Sonja's daughter is going UPENN!). Check out our recap, live from Pittsburgh!

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Jul 27, 2019
RHOBH: The Straw That Broke The Camille's Back - Live from Cleveland!
01:28:17

Part two of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion brings more rocks and more glass houses. Luckily we have Season One Camille to throw a spanner in the works. Check out our recap, live from Cleveland, OH!

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Jul 26, 2019
Below Deck Med: Butterfly Mrs.
00:50:25

The Queen of Versailles ends her Below Deck Med tour. Will someone buy her Mars? And did you know that she saw a butterfly?

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Jul 23, 2019
Southern Charm NOLA and RHOP: Nightmare on Jeffsgiving
01:25:28

Jeff tries to throw a peaceful Friendsgiving on Southern Charm NOLA, but it's a turkey. Then, the Real Housewives of Potomac celebrate Monique's 3D baby pictures with talk of, guess...Michael's butt grab! Enjoy! 

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Jul 22, 2019
RHONY: Life is a ReLUnion
01:02:56

The Real Housewives of New York center the second part of their reunion on Ramona's insanity and Lu's boneheaded moves. 

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Jul 19, 2019
Southern Charm: Cocky Mountain Lie
01:10:06

The Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy!

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Jul 19, 2019
RHOBH Reunion 1: Bad Grammer
01:06:50

**This is available as a video recap in our Patreon's Crappens on Demand section! Time for part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 9 reunion! Season One Camille makes a return to slay some old and new enemies after a Pump Pile On. Enjoy!

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Jul 17, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Drama, Queen (of Versailles)
00:55:27

The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June!

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Jul 16, 2019
RHOP: Grope Burn
01:10:00

There's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much everyone winds up fighting — except Katie, who just sticks to awkward toasts.

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Jul 16, 2019
RHONY: Not Feelin' Jovani
01:17:03

Part 1 of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year's worth of fighting on Andy Cohen's stage. It looks like the two will finally be able to move forward... until next week.

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Jul 12, 2019
SouthernCharm: When The Skeet Hits The Fan
01:19:17

Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to "Southern Charm" — this time with a silly hat! She's just as bonkers as always, which is to say VERY bonkers. As Lil Jon would say, skeet skeet skeet mother effers!

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Jul 11, 2019
RHOBH: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Camille
01:27:03

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and we are soooo ready for it.

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Jul 10, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance
01:03:36

It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captain Sandy and the crew become Fly Girls for it. Will anyone break a tailbone? Will Anastasia be promoted to full time chef? Will Joao be able to continue his streak of behaving like a non sexist misogynist pig? Let's see!

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Jul 09, 2019
Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin'
00:52:34

Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again.

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Jul 09, 2019
RHOP: A Swing(er) and a Miss
01:00:18

Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descending on gay pride to scream about her husband not having said pride himself. 

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Jul 08, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Da Svidania
00:49:05

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump Rules" wedding of the century!

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Jul 02, 2019
SouthernCharmNOLA: Walking on Preggo-Shells
00:52:27

Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's housewarming party is the perfect opportunity for Jeff to get drunk and slowly meltdown. We're into it.

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Jul 01, 2019
RHOP: Bringing a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight
00:56:43

"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get smacked in the head by her mom's purse, but she projects her rage onto Ashley by waving a butter knife in her face. This is exactly the sort of madness we're here for.

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Jul 01, 2019
RHONY: 'Tis The Season (Finale)
00:57:26

Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, the long draught begins. This season finale featured LuAnn teaching us about "SHOWBIZ, GIRLS!" and Ramona eating oysters. What more could we want?


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Jun 28, 2019
SouthernCharm: Nashville Predators
01:12:10

The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of artichokes at Patricia's house. In the end, Austen realizes he's been entranced by Shep, which could possibly lead to a reunion with him and Madison. WHO KNOWS??

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Jun 27, 2019
RHOBH: Karma Camille-eon
00:57:22

Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Welcome back, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

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Jun 26, 2019
BelowDeckMed: The Aunt Jemima Defense
01:08:05

Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not. 

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Jun 25, 2019
RHONY: Jazzercries
01:25:37

*This episode has a video version available* Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves more forgiveness from Bethenny and Ramona dances like only Ramona can.

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Jun 21, 2019
Southern Charm: Weenies Roasting
01:12:42

Shep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice. 

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Jun 20, 2019
RHOBH: Les Misérables
01:01:53

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin it all by poking ceaselessly at Erika. It's the perfect excuse for us to rant and rave (mostly ranting).

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Jun 19, 2019
Below Deck Med: Back to Russia, With (Gay) Love
01:13:57

*This episode is available as a video recap on Patreon* Below Deck Med's Chef Mila has a homophobia problem. Will it get her fired before her canned crabmeat? 

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Jun 18, 2019
SoCharm NOLA & RHOP: Is Reagan Backing The Wrong Horse? Plus, Salt in Potomac
01:09:51

It's episode three of "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself "Tamica 2.0." We're so into this season that we're covering it for our main Monday show, but don't worry — we talk "Real Housewives of Potomac" afterwards.

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Jun 17, 2019
SouthernCharm: Pillow Fight!
01:07:53

Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights break out at his pillow party. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Plus, Crappens Mailbag!

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Jun 14, 2019
RHONY: Going Caba-RAZY
01:36:07

The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever — perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires County" (and on a show whose worst episodes are better than many franchises' best, that says something). Luann's high horse tramples over Barbara and Sonja's meltdowns, leading Bethenny to scream in her face while simultaneously spiraling about Dennis. It's compelling, hilarious, sad, and instantly iconic. Come join us as we try to do justice to this fine piece of art.


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Jun 13, 2019
RHOBH: Bridge to Nowhere
00:50:55

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy!

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Jun 12, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Oxygen Thief; Plus, Southern Charm NOLA
01:22:06

On "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to her firing is officially ticking. Meanwhile, over on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," we meet Reagan's new boyfriend, and he is... nice? We'll let you be the judge of that. JUST KIDDING. We'll pass tons of judgment on him and their suspicious relationship.

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Jun 11, 2019
RHOP: Gloria Swampsons
00:58:12

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle's dad's birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemies and we learn a new line of defense involving beignets. 

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Jun 10, 2019
RHONY: Ya Flooze Ya Lose
01:31:15

We're live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait? Will Sonja survive the great fall of 2019? Will Barbara get invited anywhere ever? Enjoy!

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Jun 09, 2019
Southern Charm: My Treehouse is Your Treehouse Live in Milwaukee
01:26:33

We're live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, and Craig watches Frozen. Enjoy!

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Jun 08, 2019
RHOBH: Going Through A Re-Brandi
01:02:13

Now that LVP is gone, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough, we're into it! Check out our latest episode!

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Jun 05, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Ghoulia Child
00:55:37

Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso chips and jarred salsa. Hide your steaks. 

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Jun 04, 2019
Summer House: 8 Ding Dongs and a Funeral
01:05:18

**This episode has a video recap avail!* It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's penis get its own spinoff? Let's find out! 

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Jun 04, 2019
RHOP: The Fertile Crescent City
00:54:09

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introspective. For about five minutes. Then it's back to drinking, which leads to a sloppy fight between Ashley and Candiace about pregnancy. Let The Good Times Roll!

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Jun 03, 2019
SouthernCharm: It Goes Down In The DMs
00:58:55

Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlfriend Madison gets caught in a shady DM situation in the wake of his infidelity. Plus, Kathryn's got a new man, and Craig took pictures of pillows.

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May 31, 2019
RHONY: The South Beach Riot
01:19:18

It's time for the annual "Real Housewives of New York" group trip (although, to be fair, they've gone on about 5 this season so far), and in true form, these women deliver an absolutely epic, instantly iconic, send-it-to-the-Library-of-Congress episode. A lot happens — Dorinda makes a cocktail, Luann snarls at everyone, Tinsley gets pushed around, Ramona unpacks her luggage — but it really comes down to Sonja Morgan going on the bender of all benders. God bless her. We recap everything, including a top notch Godzilla promo that is both hilarious and totally perfect for this episode.

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May 30, 2019
RHOBH: Haunted (You Stole My Goddamn) House
00:59:28

Kyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house? 

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May 29, 2019
Summer House: The Dick Issue
01:11:31

After talking about his dick all season on Summer House, Jordan would appreciate it if we could all stop making his dick an issue. 

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May 28, 2019
Southern Charm: Reduce Reuse Recycle
00:54:06

Chelsea has a housewarming on Southern Charm and Kathryn admits to re-boning Whitney. Meanwhile, Shep mansplains the right and wrong ways to cheat while refusing friends mac n' cheese.

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May 24, 2019
RHONY: Terrapin Time!
00:53:49

The trip to LuAnn's round house closes with a trip down memory lane for Ramona and a bunch of yelling and finger pointing from Dorinda.

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May 23, 2019
RHOBH: Big Little Lie Detectors
01:36:15

Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille Grammer's wedding and all sorts of random tea from Katie. Brace yourself for some craziness!

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May 22, 2019
Summer House: Have Ranch Will Travel
01:01:10

Some of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it?

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May 21, 2019
PumpRules: The Final CaCaw
01:08:22

Vanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it. 

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May 21, 2019
RHOP: Is Michael About To Go Down?
00:50:04

Scandal descends on Real Housewives of Potomac as Michael possibly offers his services to Juan. Did it happen? Or was Robyn hearing things? Also, it's the return of Katie! Come listen.

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May 20, 2019
Winter Is Crappening: Game Over
01:33:14

With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seasons of world building and character development culminate? We address all the pressing questions in our final episode of "Winter Is Crappening."

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May 20, 2019
SummerHouse: No Hard Feelings
01:01:14

Jordan finally reveals his big secret on "Summer House," and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a non-Evrattttt date, and Carl loves his mom. Damn we love this show.

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May 17, 2019
SouthernCharm: Thomas Who? — Live from Irvine
01:30:18

"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? The answer is a decisive YES. That's because we have a new dollop of drama in the form of Madison and a totally insufferable resuscitation of Eliza Limehouse. Turns out there are plenty of dingbats in Charleston to keep this show just as hilariously crazy as ever. Come listen to our recap, live from Irvine, CA, where our dependably rowdy audience kept things loud and super fun!

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May 17, 2019
RHONY: Square Pegs in a Round House
01:18:12

"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflating ego — at least according to Bethenny. Come listen to our recap!

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May 16, 2019
RHOBH: It's Expensive to Be Tom
00:56:02

Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with an acapella version of Ave Maria? Can't wait to find out. 

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May 15, 2019
PumpRules: What About Katie???
01:29:51

The "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we've been wanting all season! Check out our equally furious recap (and tell your friends!).

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May 14, 2019
RHOP: Bride Snores
00:54:37

Candiace gets hitched on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on?

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May 13, 2019
Winter is Crappening: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
01:21:25

It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup. 


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May 13, 2019
Summer House: Penis, She Wrote
00:46:40

Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can't remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did it enter? And will the penis take the stand? Find out!

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May 10, 2019
RHONY: Bye Bye Bridie
01:06:19

This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It's Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some serious charity event cringe. 

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May 09, 2019
RHOBH: Troop Beverly Hills
01:04:12

With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they encounter such terrors as a climbing wall, silicon spatulas, and a super market.

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May 08, 2019
PumpRules: Turning the (Multiplication) Tables
01:36:30

Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins.

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May 07, 2019
RHOP: O Half-Brother, Where Art Thou?
00:59:07

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still grossing us out, Gizelle is still trying to win back friends, Karen is still tangling with appliances, Monique is still pregnant, and Candiace is still getting married. But this time around, there's a hand blender! Check out our recap!

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May 06, 2019
Winter Is Crappening: Throne Overboard
01:33:09

With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of Thrones." Plus, someone finally gets a little hanky panky by the fireplace...

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May 06, 2019
SummerHouse: A Real Paige Turner
00:56:20

"Summer House" is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle. And then to top it all off, Jordan might be a virgin! What a time to be alive! Check out our recap :)

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May 03, 2019
RHONY: The Ringmaster Didn't Mean a Thing
01:14:32

Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on "The Real Housewives of New York," and it's everything we could have ever wanted. Does this show ever stop being iconic?

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May 02, 2019
RHOBH: Pump N'Mores
01:16:02

Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip. 

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May 01, 2019
PumpRules: One Day You're Penguin, And The Next You're Out
01:25:20

The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Will she and Adam ever get back together? Will Adam ever accept his penguin as his own? And will we ever get to meet the famous penguin? We'll have to wait until next season to find the answers to those questions. In the meantime, listen to our recap!

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Apr 30, 2019
Project Runway: Nip Grip
01:18:02

Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties!

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Apr 29, 2019
Winter is Crappening: The Pointy End
01:21:35

Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss. 


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Apr 29, 2019
Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday
00:56:42

Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she's been working towards all summer.

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Apr 26, 2019
RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel
01:16:59

Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball send Dorinda over the edge?

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Apr 25, 2019
RHOBH: They Called Kenny! You Bastards!
01:11:17

A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken, or Kenny, giving hope that LVP may just come back into the fold (she won't).

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Apr 24, 2019
PumpRules: Beauty and the Greased
01:20:26

Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself. 

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Apr 23, 2019
RHOA: GOODBYE, NENE!
00:58:49

The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but now she's totally off the rails. Check out our recap of reunion part 3, and all the hypocrisy within.

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Apr 22, 2019
Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?
01:26:02

As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell.  This episode has it all: singing by the fireplace, a little girl with soup, and Bran staring at pretty much everyone.  Okay fine — it felt a bit like filler, and the lack of Cersei was totally inexcusable.  But we still had a great time. 

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Apr 22, 2019
SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas
00:56:33

The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anticipated that Carl was HONESTLY NOT THAT INTO CHRISTMAS, GUYS, and once he sees Paige cozy up to someone else under the mistletoe, Carl enters full Grinch mode. Christmas does indeed come early with another tremendous "Summer House" romp.

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Apr 19, 2019
RHONY: Phone Sex and the City
01:08:18

"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies wrap up their latest fiasco in the Berkshires and head back to the city where LuAnn mocks Bethenny, and a truth or dare game leads to emotional breakdowns. Naturally.

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Apr 18, 2019
RHOBH: Judge Dread
00:57:51

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supreme Court war. Can new cabinets make it all better?

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Apr 17, 2019
PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin' It For Themselves!
00:52:02

Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if it works (probably not). Also, briefcases full of cash and thoughts on empathy. CORNER!


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Apr 16, 2019
RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral
00:52:23

NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read. 

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Apr 15, 2019
Winter is Crappening: Winter is Here, Betch!
01:08:55

Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brandon darkly cruises the entire kingdom. 


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Apr 15, 2019
RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston
01:40:04

Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive? 

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Apr 12, 2019
RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes - Live From Boston
01:39:29

Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long enough to lose everything to the Bellagio's repo department? Find out! 

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Apr 11, 2019
PumpRules: Puppy No Love
01:21:00

The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" awaits them. Plus, Billie Lee spars with LVP, and Scheana has an update on ADAM.

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Apr 09, 2019
Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders
01:12:15

It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of Thrones. Join Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens to talk trash about the dead and living members of Westeros. 


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Apr 08, 2019
RHOA: Koi Vey
01:05:42

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her ridiculous behavior — as well as all essential koi pond moments — on this week's RHOA recap.

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Apr 08, 2019
SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix
01:38:19

Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will Carl 3.0 finally graduate from the pantry? But before we answer those questions, we do a deep dive on the greatest mystery on Bravo: WHO LEAKED TO RADAR ONLINE? It's the trial of the century, and Judge Dorinda Medley is holding court! You'll never guess who's showing up to testify...


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Apr 07, 2019
RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!
01:40:19

The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's Fish Room. Turns out The Countess requires less aquatic accommodations, and she won't be happy until she gets them. And even then she won't be happy. We recap the whole thing live from Portland, OR. Plus, we debut our new single, "GOODBYE KYLE!"

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Apr 06, 2019
RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!
01:11:58

Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate a cute puppy into biting PK's face in the first place? All roads lead to the same ending: GOODBYE, KYLE!

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Apr 03, 2019
PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta
01:10:24

"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of the day though, it's all about Kristen muttering "Cah-caw!!" on her hotel balcony. Check out our full recap here, and say hi to our new premium sponsors Jeffrey Boehmer and Jamey as well as our new SUPER premium sponsor, Lulusimon Studio!

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Apr 02, 2019
RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini
01:27:00

Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of patterns. 

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Apr 01, 2019
Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode
01:01:50

Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans. 

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Mar 29, 2019
RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down
01:13:30

Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's dying alone. 

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Mar 28, 2019
RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé
01:02:01

Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Puppygate rears its adorable head again as news of Dorit's canine transgressions hit the tabloids. Dunh dunh DUNNNNH!!!!

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Mar 27, 2019
PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)
01:23:52

TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to give his free first class upgraded seat to his wife, and thus we have get The Return of Tequila Katie: Hammock Edition. We cover it all on our latest recap!


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Mar 26, 2019
ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle
01:32:12

"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the original tulle. Just how many times can we even write tulle in one episode description? Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where questions about Eva's solvency lead to a sort of dramatic moment.


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Mar 25, 2019
SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session
00:52:57

"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that America needs right now.

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Mar 22, 2019
RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!
01:20:18

Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothing happens and yet EVERYTHING HAPPENS. This is why we love Real Housewives of New York City.

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Mar 21, 2019
RHOBH: Textes Blizzard
01:13:51

iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of her phone. There's one last question we need answered: will Kyle finally get stuck to the floor? 

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Mar 20, 2019
PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch
01:22:40

Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa's foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR.

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Mar 19, 2019
Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner
01:11:28

Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her? 

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Mar 18, 2019
RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake
01:38:02

Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives history? 

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Mar 17, 2019
Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati
01:25:07

We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid? 

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Mar 16, 2019
Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me
01:22:44

Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears. 

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Mar 15, 2019
RHOBH: Don't Mess With Textses
01:04:15

Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on?

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Mar 13, 2019
PumpRules: DJ Banner - Live from SXSW, Featuring Jax Taylor
00:58:57

We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up and JAXED US. Craziness!! But don't let that overshadow a great episode of VPR, which saw the Toms invite James on the annual cast trip, only to have Katie force them to disinvite him two days later. Oops. Thanks to Acast and Patreon for setting up this live show!

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Mar 13, 2019
RHOA: Dungeons & Draggin' - Also, Top Chef and Married To Med LA
01:07:21

We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway through, then our audio suddenly went janky, and then... well... it doesn't matter. Here is our recap of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Top Chef"! Plus, our impressions of "Married to Medicine: Los Angeles." Be sure to buy tickets to our live shows and merch too at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Mar 11, 2019
RHONY: It's A Cruel Summer - Live from DC
01:28:05

The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, Barbara talking about reggae, Dorinda scoffing at Lu, Sonja taping towels, Tinsley driving in Manhattan, or Michael Voltaggio sitting in the fourth row of our show (!!!!). This is truly the best show on television. Thank you Washington DC for an amazing show. And just remember that tickets to our other shows are available at watchwhatcrappens.com. Next stop: SXSW and Cincinnati!

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Mar 09, 2019
Summer House: Back To Basics
01:09:32

The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about it, we suggest you go straight for the rosé instead and enjoy this recap! Carl? Carl? Carl?

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Mar 08, 2019
RHONJ: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!
01:03:20

Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. There's fighting, yelling, and the most unexpected cameo from one of RHONJ's most famous friends-of.

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Mar 07, 2019
RHOBH: Bahama Fleas
01:14:25

It's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bahamas trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current lawsuits, but who will protect the baby flamingos from being smothered by the love of Vanderpump?

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Mar 06, 2019
PumpRules: Insane In The Reptilian Brain
01:18:52

Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does invoke everyone's inner reptile! Plus, Lala sheds light on her epic love story with RANNNND.

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Mar 05, 2019
RHOA & Top Chef: Bye Rice Cake Wig
01:33:32

We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys!

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Mar 04, 2019
Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho
01:00:23

Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces.

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Mar 01, 2019
RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong
01:02:33

Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator. 

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Feb 28, 2019
RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War
01:03:27

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi storming off from a table. Whose side are you on?

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Feb 27, 2019
PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?
01:14:39

The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand. 

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Feb 26, 2019
TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail
00:57:31

Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their garden the best? All these questions are answered in our latest recap, which is available now! No Gails were harmed in the recording of this episode.

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Feb 26, 2019
RHONJ: Barking Up The Wrong Tre - Live from Vancouver!
01:13:28

We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. This is peak Bravo. Come listen!

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Feb 23, 2019
RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes
01:20:33

The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise. 

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Feb 20, 2019
PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime
01:11:25

Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee table in wine country. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Come join us as we dissect every flower, miniature chair, and melted snowman that we saw. And did you hear? We have a million live shows that you ALL should come to: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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Feb 20, 2019
RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger
01:12:06

**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger? 

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Feb 19, 2019
Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma
01:12:20

Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all.

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Feb 15, 2019
RHONJ: Finale Pool Marty
01:15:20

The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally. 

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Feb 14, 2019
RHOBH: Who Let The Dogs Out?
01:19:08

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this is Lisa Vanderpump's final season, and we are absolutely ready to find out what caused Ken to yell "GOODBYE KYYYYLE!!" But until then, we'll just have to bide our time with Denise Richards and Teddi's new house. Works for us!

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Feb 13, 2019
PumpRules: Girl's Trippin'
01:26:41

The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster. 

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Feb 12, 2019
RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef
00:56:12

The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to "Top Chef" to laugh about the things we missed in last week's show. Enjoy!

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Feb 11, 2019
RHOD: Classic Trolley Rewind - Live from Dallas
01:37:18

Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. And of course, there's no better place to do it than at the historic Texas Theatre in the heart of Dallas itself! This was our biggest audience to date, and if you missed us, don't worry: we're coming back to Texas next month for SXSW!!! W00t!!!!! Thanks to everyone who showed up, got drunk, and racked up the theater's largest bar tab in its HISTORY!!!! Love you all!

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Feb 10, 2019
RHONJ: Talking On Broken Glass - Live from Dallas!
01:13:24

We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean we don't get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and Mama Dee! Fair warning though: an audio glitch caused us to lose about 10 minutes in the middle of the recording, but don't worry, you're still getting all the good stuff!

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Feb 09, 2019
Below Deck: Brounion
01:09:04

Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead!

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Feb 06, 2019
PumpRules: Daily Flail Party
01:13:23

TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv. 

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Feb 05, 2019
Top Chef: Noshhville
01:15:07

Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw!

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Feb 01, 2019
RHONJ: Cabo San Locas
01:17:11

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive?

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Jan 31, 2019
BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full
00:56:35

"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have made this episode better would be if it weren't our last. Sadness. Come join us as we bid adieu to season 6!

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Jan 30, 2019
PumpRules: Lost in Translation
01:19:53

Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadiditomg. Today's recap is also available as a video recap on Patreon.

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Jan 29, 2019
RHOA: Don't Be Tardy For The Tea Party
00:46:51

Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo's biggest star in her dust in a power move for the ages. Be sure to check out our recap, and don't forget to buy tix to our live shows too at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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Jan 29, 2019
‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston
01:38:50

We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also graced by Ms. Patricia Altschul, Michael the Butler, and Queen Kathryn as well! We were so star struck and excited that we TOTALLY forgot to mention it was our anniversary. That's the Crappens way though, isn't?


Of course no trip to Charleston would be complete without some Southern Charm discussion, so we dedicated the night to revisiting the show's very first episode. Come join for a trip down a very disturbing memory lane. And thanks for seven great years!!!

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Jan 26, 2019
Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston
01:25:36

Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, "Below Deck." Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Come listen to find out! And if you want to see us live, be sure to check out our schedule at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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Jan 25, 2019
RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood
00:54:00

This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to a screaming matching at a fancy restaurant. We sop up all the insults (and osso buco) as we recap all the madness. Comes listen!

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Jan 24, 2019
PumpRules: Sister, Cister
01:40:07

Billie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 22, 2019
RHOA: Tokyo Draggin'
00:51:03

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 21, 2019
Top Chef: Carne!
01:25:52

This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 18, 2019
RHONJ: Fetty Little Liar
01:10:49

Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle Staub. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 17, 2019
BelowDeck: YAAAAAAchtSS, KWEEN!
01:01:08

The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these answers and more on today's "Below Deck" recap!!

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Jan 16, 2019
PumpRules: Edibles and Oedipals
01:25:53

The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you prefer to watch this recap? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 15, 2019
RHOA & Married2Med: Women of Grill Repute
01:10:06

Tempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing that too. Anyyyyyhoo... we're talking Real Housewives of Atlanta and Married To Medicine on today's episode; so be sure to come listen while you eat your fried rice!

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Jan 15, 2019
TopChef: The Oy, Luck Club
01:22:31

"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, who must square off against our fave Nini to get back onto the show. Will he succeed? Or will he be the equivalent of MUSH ON MUSH ON MUSH?? Check out our latest recap to find out the answers. And as always, be sure to buy tickets to our live shows at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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Jan 11, 2019
RHONJ: The Legend of Melda - A Link to the Paramus
01:15:38

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if we throw in some pebble tile? Now that's what we call DRAMA. Come check out our recap!

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Jan 11, 2019
BelowDeck: Check Yourself Before You Shipwreck Yourself
00:48:51

Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing questions and more are answered in our recap!

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Jan 09, 2019
PumpRules: Broken Bird. Literally
01:16:24

Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice queen alliance with a joint birthday party. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 08, 2019
RHOA: Factory Smackdown
01:14:00

It's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of counter service the same. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 07, 2019
The 2019 Golden Crappies - Live from Hollywood!
01:54:21

Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, and confused waiters. It's our biggest award show yet, with special appearances by Tom Sandoval, Katie Cazorla, Courtney Frain, Annabelle Desisto, Nadine Rajabi, Brandy Howard, Lea Black, Danny Pellegrino, Lara Marie Schoenhals, Jackie Schimmel, Stassi Schroeder, Ariana Madix, Kate Chastain, and Captain Sandy Yawn! Plus, a very special muscial performance.

A night of a thousand stars!!

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Jan 07, 2019
Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!
01:30:10

This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and Dumplin and Bird Box on Netflix. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 04, 2019
RHONJ: Spoiled Turkeys
00:51:16

The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror! 

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Jan 03, 2019
RHONJ: Here Comes the Dried
01:02:08

Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive?

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Jan 02, 2019
RHOBH Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
00:58:45

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come join us as we try to figure out just what's going on with these ladies. So much dramz!

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Jan 01, 2019
PumpRules: A Very Vanderpump Christmas! - with Lara Marie Schoenhals
01:49:17

Lara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT!!! but not really). It's not all doom and gloom though: there's beer cheese to be made and Marina Del Rey dreams to chase. So come gather 'round for a Crappens Christmas special that is MOST DEFINITELY MORE than just a Christmas special in name only. DEFINITELY.

Extra bonus! Here's the beer cheese recipe Ben kept yammering about: Beer cheese recipe HERE: https://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2014/01/kentucky-beer-cheese-love-at-third-bite.html

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Dec 24, 2018
TopChef: The White Elephant In The Room
01:07:09

It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour on it. Come join us for a very special holiday episode featuring Eric Ripert, Richard Blais, and the ghost of Gailmas past.

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Dec 21, 2018
RHONJ: Brunch & Bimini
01:15:05

Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's wedding disaster. Just another week of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to everyone who watched us record the episode live on TVPartyApp!

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Dec 20, 2018
BelowDeck: Sorey Not Sorey
01:16:41

Everyone's having sex on the latest episode of "Below Deck," and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as we recap this episode full of dog humping, goth fashions, and loud screaming.

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Dec 19, 2018
RHOA Married2Med: Hot Dog Day Afternoon
01:05:32

Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends a strong season with a whimper, but don't worry: there's a month of fiery reunions to look forward to!

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Dec 17, 2018
PumpRules: The Scorn Ultimatum
01:09:43

Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 17, 2018
RHONJ: Friedzilla VS Dong
01:04:35

It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 14, 2018
RHOD: A Gnat's Ass Dee-union
01:21:00

Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot. 

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Dec 13, 2018
Below Deck: Thunder Down Over(board)
00:47:43

The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 12, 2018
Vanderpump Rules: The Audacity of Hope
01:26:35

Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it? 

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Dec 11, 2018
RHOA & Married2Med: Bourbon Decay
01:10:55

Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis.

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Dec 11, 2018
RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication
01:06:28

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's all an amazing disaster of hysterics. Come listen!

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Dec 11, 2018
PumpRules: A Very Schlong Engagement - Live from Nashville
01:48:52

Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held responsible for anything we've said. Just listen and enjoy!

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Dec 07, 2018
RHOD: Spill the AT&Tea!
01:12:50

The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with this show, and if you're not watching, you're not living! Check out our recap and get involved!

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Dec 06, 2018
Below Deck: New Girl
01:03:04

There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 05, 2018
RHOC: Reactive Duty
01:08:56

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here's the recap!

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Dec 04, 2018
RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!
01:25:44

The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 03, 2018
RHONJ: Cow Pageant
01:06:43

The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 30, 2018
RHOD: Frat Spat Finale
01:41:34

It's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real Granimal House. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 30, 2018
BelowDeck: Gone, Girl
01:06:06

This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, and honestly, we don't even know how we're going to deal with next week's episode. So far right now, pull up a seat at the table, scoop yourself a bowl of pistachio ice cream, and enjoy our latest "Below Deck" recap!

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Nov 28, 2018
RHOC: Lie-za With a V
01:17:23

The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 27, 2018
RHOA: Bailey-Q & A
01:34:47

Cynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pineapple turnover cake that showed up. Plus, the story behind Dennis's hot dog empire IS REVEALED. #chill

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Nov 26, 2018
RHONJ: Oklahoma Sister, Where Art Thou? (with Danny Pellegrino)
01:47:46

Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" have trotted off to OOOOOOKLAHOMA where the sprinkle cookies come sweeping down the plain. And even better: we finally get to see some real fractures in the Melissa/Teresa relationship, whose rosy future is as unlikely as a farmer and a cowman being friends. The real breakout of the episode, however, was Jennifer, who proved to be a girl who cain't say no... to being an ASSHOLE. Ben and special guest Danny Pellegrino (filling in for Ronnie) have some strong thoughts about The Chanel Queen of Paramus, and we suspect many a new day may have to come before we change our opinions on her. So jump on your horse and take a trip with us to O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A OKLAHOMA!!! Capiche??

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Nov 23, 2018
RHOD: Attack of the Clones!
01:11:37

Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop laughing as the high tech mystery unfolded like a red sleeve on an infinity dress. Come check out our recap and also HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all you Americans out there!!

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Nov 22, 2018
Below Deck: Chanandler Wrong
00:54:30

Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Master Pierson bleeds out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 21, 2018
RHOC: Femme Futile
01:13:19

"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here to recap all the drama -- or perhaps lack of?? And don't forget to chat with us on the TV Party App!

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Nov 20, 2018
RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea
01:05:58

Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pretends all is forgiven. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 19, 2018
RHONJ: Hatchet Face Off
01:14:06

It's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 16, 2018
These are the Danes of Our Lives
01:11:01

The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 15, 2018
BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots
00:56:57

It's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap where we discuss Chandler's latest managerial disaster, Caroline's newest meltdown, and Adrian's secret SAVAGERY.

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Nov 14, 2018
Enema of the State
01:03:10

The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it sounds. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 13, 2018
RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush
01:26:02

It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha's oral hygiene. Then we head over to "Married To Medicine" and discuss the various ridiculous clashes happening during the couples' trip. Grab your biscuits: it's a good one.

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Nov 13, 2018
RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle
01:27:48

The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to everyone who showed up - it was an amazing time, but now we're exhausted. Our weave is exhausted. The panty liner on our underwear is exhausted. But we'd do it all over again!

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Nov 11, 2018
RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?
01:06:14

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, Marge wants a new face, and Melissa is turning 39. Plus, Danielle's getting married (lol), and Frank got disbarred. Sounds like a great way to start a season! Come check out our recap.

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Nov 08, 2018
Below Deck: The Musical 2
01:00:01

This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 07, 2018
#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!
01:08:19

Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and Vicki covered her face with a scarf afterwards. Meanwhile, Gina pissed off Tamra, and Emily went to therapy. Somehow we cracked up the entire time. Come listen to our recap!

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Nov 06, 2018
RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!
01:11:18

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 05, 2018
Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married
01:02:02

It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 02, 2018
RHOD: Gang Green
01:23:14

It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 01, 2018
BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot
01:01:12

Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won't even let Rhylee go fishing. Could Chandler BEEEEE any more illogical? How about you pretend to be Captain Lee and listen to our podcast while you lie out in the sun, mmmkay?

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Oct 31, 2018
RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After
01:00:17

The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 30, 2018
Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring
01:03:26

Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced.

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Oct 29, 2018
Shahs of Sunset: Baby Not On Board
01:13:18

Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as hot as tuna-on-tuna porn. Oh, and we think Mike might be a slum lord. Come listen to our recap and stick around for a hilarious Crappens Mailbag segment!

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Oct 26, 2018
RHOD: Kitchen Confidential
01:00:02

Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work). In the end, the ladies share meatloaf and acrimony with each other. Check out our recap and don't forget to buy tickets to our live shows (including a second night in Charleston) at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

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Oct 25, 2018
Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child
00:59:37

Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 24, 2018
RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!
01:09:45

It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment.

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Oct 23, 2018
Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies
00:48:41

Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 22, 2018
Shahs: Reefer/Sadness
01:07:10

GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 19, 2018
RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips
01:01:46

The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 18, 2018
BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!
00:58:32

Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there's a squall! We recap it all on this episode.

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Oct 17, 2018
RHOC: River Monsters
01:09:04

The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 16, 2018
Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts
01:04:10

This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks. Come listen!

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Oct 15, 2018
RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC
01:30:54

For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival Scary Island, this is the one. Come take a trip down memory lane with us. It'll be worth it.

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Oct 14, 2018
RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC
01:12:39

Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk '80s proms, distribitterrrs, and LeeAnne inching towards losing her mind. Plus, we take a look at Bethenny's IG story from the Berkshires.

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Oct 12, 2018
Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People
00:57:44

The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people. 

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Oct 10, 2018
RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom
01:01:42

Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap!

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Oct 09, 2018
Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine
00:52:45

It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. 

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Oct 08, 2018
RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown
01:07:04

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. 

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Oct 05, 2018
RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!
00:53:00

The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out!

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Oct 04, 2018
Below Deck: Foam Around the World
01:05:44

Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not!

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Oct 03, 2018
RHOC: Read Between These Salmons
01:16:53

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her parents. Come check out our recap!

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Oct 02, 2018
Married2Med: I'm in Miami, B*tch!
00:58:54

On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely be a rousing adventure into childhood misery. Also, Toya saves money by demanding a two story closet, and Quad answers a phone. We recap it all and more on our latest episode. Check it out!

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Oct 01, 2018
Shahs of Sunset: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas
01:17:16

MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret -- never a wise move...

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Sep 28, 2018
RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles
00:56:05

There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise.

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Sep 27, 2018
RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
00:41:28

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready for the upcoming season by listening to our play by play.

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Sep 26, 2018
RHOC: The Olive Spar-den
01:18:13

It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his way through Game of Thrones. We also talk about The Crown and Netflix’ new show, Maniac. To hear it, become a member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 25, 2018
Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline
00:49:31

Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park! 

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Sep 24, 2018
SHAHS: So Much To Seder
01:24:48

"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap!

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Sep 21, 2018
RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins
01:14:05

It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 20, 2018
Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz
00:56:26

The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 19, 2018
All About Steve
01:17:36

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced!

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Sep 18, 2018
Married2Med: Boiling Crabs
01:00:53

Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid.

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Sep 17, 2018
Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver
01:42:17

For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED. Thank you Denver!

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Sep 14, 2018
BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?
01:01:10

The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers! (Way to go, Collie!!!) Put your HONAAAY faces on for our complete rundown of this season 3 sendoff.

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Sep 12, 2018
RHOC: Seeing Red
01:14:04

Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious.

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Sep 11, 2018
Song: Hey Betch!
00:01:26

Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch!

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Sep 11, 2018
Shahs: Bath Bomb
01:06:44

MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 11, 2018
Married2Med: Nurse Wretched
01:04:32

Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 10, 2018
Honey Badger Do Give a F**k
01:18:19

The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 07, 2018
Boo, Ya Betch
01:25:11

Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 06, 2018
Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End
01:16:13

Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 05, 2018
Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?
00:57:32

The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap.

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Sep 05, 2018
RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle
01:00:20

Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news. Plus, LeeAnne bangs a bowl. Come listen!

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Aug 31, 2018
RHONY: Best Friends for Never
01:07:58

The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven. We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus. Who won this round? Hard to tell. But come check out our opinions and then weigh in with your own!!

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Aug 31, 2018
Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp
01:08:11

Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this show ever stand up to Zim?

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Aug 29, 2018
RHOC: A-hole in One
01:08:03

The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being an abusive asshole husband. Tamra started it.

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