Watch What Crappens

By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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A weekly podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam (Rose Pricks Bachelor Podcast) as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Subscribe at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.


Episode Date
SouthernCharm: Pillow Fight!
01:07:53

Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights break out at his pillow party. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Plus, Crappens Mailbag!

Jun 14, 2019
RHONY: Going Caba-RAZY
01:36:07

The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever — perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires County" (and on a show whose worst episodes are better than many franchises' best, that says something). Luann's high horse tramples over Barbara and Sonja's meltdowns, leading Bethenny to scream in her face while simultaneously spiraling about Dennis. It's compelling, hilarious, sad, and instantly iconic. Come join us as we try to do justice to this fine piece of art.


Jun 13, 2019
RHOBH: Bridge to Nowhere
00:50:55

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy!

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Jun 12, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Oxygen Thief; Plus, Southern Charm NOLA
01:22:06

On "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to her firing is officially ticking. Meanwhile, over on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," we meet Reagan's new boyfriend, and he is... nice? We'll let you be the judge of that. JUST KIDDING. We'll pass tons of judgment on him and their suspicious relationship.

Jun 11, 2019
RHOP: Gloria Swampsons
00:58:12

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle's dad's birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemies and we learn a new line of defense involving beignets. 

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Jun 10, 2019
RHONY: Ya Flooze Ya Lose
01:31:15

We're live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait? Will Sonja survive the great fall of 2019? Will Barbara get invited anywhere ever? Enjoy!

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Jun 09, 2019
Southern Charm: My Treehouse is Your Treehouse Live in Milwaukee
01:26:33

We're live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, and Craig watches Frozen. Enjoy!

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Jun 08, 2019
RHOBH: Going Through A Re-Brandi
01:02:13

Now that LVP is gone, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough, we're into it! Check out our latest episode!

Jun 05, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Ghoulia Child
00:55:37

Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso chips and jarred salsa. Hide your steaks. 

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Jun 04, 2019
Summer House: 8 Ding Dongs and a Funeral
01:05:18

**This episode has a video recap avail!* It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's penis get its own spinoff? Let's find out! 

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Jun 04, 2019
RHOP: The Fertile Crescent City
00:54:09

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introspective. For about five minutes. Then it's back to drinking, which leads to a sloppy fight between Ashley and Candiace about pregnancy. Let The Good Times Roll!

Jun 03, 2019
SouthernCharm: It Goes Down In The DMs
00:58:55

Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlfriend Madison gets caught in a shady DM situation in the wake of his infidelity. Plus, Kathryn's got a new man, and Craig took pictures of pillows.

May 31, 2019
RHONY: The South Beach Riot
01:19:18

It's time for the annual "Real Housewives of New York" group trip (although, to be fair, they've gone on about 5 this season so far), and in true form, these women deliver an absolutely epic, instantly iconic, send-it-to-the-Library-of-Congress episode. A lot happens — Dorinda makes a cocktail, Luann snarls at everyone, Tinsley gets pushed around, Ramona unpacks her luggage — but it really comes down to Sonja Morgan going on the bender of all benders. God bless her. We recap everything, including a top notch Godzilla promo that is both hilarious and totally perfect for this episode.

May 30, 2019
RHOBH: Haunted (You Stole My Goddamn) House
00:59:28

Kyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house? 

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May 29, 2019
Summer House: The Dick Issue
01:11:31

After talking about his dick all season on Summer House, Jordan would appreciate it if we could all stop making his dick an issue. 

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May 28, 2019
Southern Charm: Reduce Reuse Recycle
00:54:06

Chelsea has a housewarming on Southern Charm and Kathryn admits to re-boning Whitney. Meanwhile, Shep mansplains the right and wrong ways to cheat while refusing friends mac n' cheese.

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May 24, 2019
RHONY: Terrapin Time!
00:53:49

The trip to LuAnn's round house closes with a trip down memory lane for Ramona and a bunch of yelling and finger pointing from Dorinda.

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May 23, 2019
RHOBH: Big Little Lie Detectors
01:36:15

Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille Grammer's wedding and all sorts of random tea from Katie. Brace yourself for some craziness!

May 22, 2019
Summer House: Have Ranch Will Travel
01:01:10

Some of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it?

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May 21, 2019
PumpRules: The Final CaCaw
01:08:22

Vanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it. 

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May 21, 2019
RHOP: Is Michael About To Go Down?
00:50:04

Scandal descends on Real Housewives of Potomac as Michael possibly offers his services to Juan. Did it happen? Or was Robyn hearing things? Also, it's the return of Katie! Come listen.

May 20, 2019
Winter Is Crappening: Game Over
01:33:14

With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seasons of world building and character development culminate? We address all the pressing questions in our final episode of "Winter Is Crappening."

May 20, 2019
SummerHouse: No Hard Feelings
01:01:14

Jordan finally reveals his big secret on "Summer House," and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a non-Evrattttt date, and Carl loves his mom. Damn we love this show.

May 17, 2019
SouthernCharm: Thomas Who? — Live from Irvine
01:30:18

"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? The answer is a decisive YES. That's because we have a new dollop of drama in the form of Madison and a totally insufferable resuscitation of Eliza Limehouse. Turns out there are plenty of dingbats in Charleston to keep this show just as hilariously crazy as ever. Come listen to our recap, live from Irvine, CA, where our dependably rowdy audience kept things loud and super fun!

May 17, 2019
RHONY: Square Pegs in a Round House
01:18:12

"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflating ego — at least according to Bethenny. Come listen to our recap!

May 16, 2019
RHOBH: It's Expensive to Be Tom
00:56:02

Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with an acapella version of Ave Maria? Can't wait to find out. 

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May 15, 2019
PumpRules: What About Katie???
01:29:51

The "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we've been wanting all season! Check out our equally furious recap (and tell your friends!).

May 14, 2019
RHOP: Bride Snores
00:54:37

Candiace gets hitched on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on?

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May 13, 2019
Winter is Crappening: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
01:21:25

It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup. 


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May 13, 2019
Summer House: Penis, She Wrote
00:46:40

Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can't remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did it enter? And will the penis take the stand? Find out!

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May 10, 2019
RHONY: Bye Bye Bridie
01:06:19

This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It's Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some serious charity event cringe. 

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May 09, 2019
RHOBH: Troop Beverly Hills
01:04:12

With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they encounter such terrors as a climbing wall, silicon spatulas, and a super market.

May 08, 2019
PumpRules: Turning the (Multiplication) Tables
01:36:30

Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins.

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May 07, 2019
RHOP: O Half-Brother, Where Art Thou?
00:59:07

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still grossing us out, Gizelle is still trying to win back friends, Karen is still tangling with appliances, Monique is still pregnant, and Candiace is still getting married. But this time around, there's a hand blender! Check out our recap!

May 06, 2019
Winter Is Crappening: Throne Overboard
01:33:09

With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of Thrones." Plus, someone finally gets a little hanky panky by the fireplace...

May 06, 2019
SummerHouse: A Real Paige Turner
00:56:20

"Summer House" is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle. And then to top it all off, Jordan might be a virgin! What a time to be alive! Check out our recap :)

May 03, 2019
RHONY: The Ringmaster Didn't Mean a Thing
01:14:32

Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on "The Real Housewives of New York," and it's everything we could have ever wanted. Does this show ever stop being iconic?

May 02, 2019
RHOBH: Pump N'Mores
01:16:02

Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip. 

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May 01, 2019
PumpRules: One Day You're Penguin, And The Next You're Out
01:25:20

The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Will she and Adam ever get back together? Will Adam ever accept his penguin as his own? And will we ever get to meet the famous penguin? We'll have to wait until next season to find the answers to those questions. In the meantime, listen to our recap!

Apr 30, 2019
Project Runway: Nip Grip
01:18:02

Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties!

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Apr 29, 2019
Winter is Crappening: The Pointy End
01:21:35

Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss. 


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Apr 29, 2019
Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday
00:56:42

Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she's been working towards all summer.

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Apr 26, 2019
RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel
01:16:59

Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball send Dorinda over the edge?

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Apr 25, 2019
RHOBH: They Called Kenny! You Bastards!
01:11:17

A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken, or Kenny, giving hope that LVP may just come back into the fold (she won't).

Apr 24, 2019
PumpRules: Beauty and the Greased
01:20:26

Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself. 

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Apr 23, 2019
RHOA: GOODBYE, NENE!
00:58:49

The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but now she's totally off the rails. Check out our recap of reunion part 3, and all the hypocrisy within.

Apr 22, 2019
Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?
01:26:02

As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell.  This episode has it all: singing by the fireplace, a little girl with soup, and Bran staring at pretty much everyone.  Okay fine — it felt a bit like filler, and the lack of Cersei was totally inexcusable.  But we still had a great time. 

Apr 22, 2019
SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas
00:56:33

The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anticipated that Carl was HONESTLY NOT THAT INTO CHRISTMAS, GUYS, and once he sees Paige cozy up to someone else under the mistletoe, Carl enters full Grinch mode. Christmas does indeed come early with another tremendous "Summer House" romp.

Apr 19, 2019
RHONY: Phone Sex and the City
01:08:18

"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies wrap up their latest fiasco in the Berkshires and head back to the city where LuAnn mocks Bethenny, and a truth or dare game leads to emotional breakdowns. Naturally.

Apr 18, 2019
RHOBH: Judge Dread
00:57:51

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supreme Court war. Can new cabinets make it all better?

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Apr 17, 2019
PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin' It For Themselves!
00:52:02

Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if it works (probably not). Also, briefcases full of cash and thoughts on empathy. CORNER!


Apr 16, 2019
RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral
00:52:23

NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read. 

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Apr 15, 2019
Winter is Crappening: Winter is Here, Betch!
01:08:55

Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brandon darkly cruises the entire kingdom. 


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Apr 15, 2019
RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston
01:40:04

Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive? 

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Apr 12, 2019
RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes - Live From Boston
01:39:29

Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long enough to lose everything to the Bellagio's repo department? Find out! 

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Apr 11, 2019
PumpRules: Puppy No Love
01:21:00

The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" awaits them. Plus, Billie Lee spars with LVP, and Scheana has an update on ADAM.

Apr 09, 2019
Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders
01:12:15

It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of Thrones. Join Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens to talk trash about the dead and living members of Westeros. 


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Apr 08, 2019
RHOA: Koi Vey
01:05:42

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her ridiculous behavior — as well as all essential koi pond moments — on this week's RHOA recap.

Apr 08, 2019
SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix
01:38:19

Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will Carl 3.0 finally graduate from the pantry? But before we answer those questions, we do a deep dive on the greatest mystery on Bravo: WHO LEAKED TO RADAR ONLINE? It's the trial of the century, and Judge Dorinda Medley is holding court! You'll never guess who's showing up to testify...


00:00:00 - RHOBH on trial

00:36:20 - Summer House recap

Apr 07, 2019
RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!
01:40:19

The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's Fish Room. Turns out The Countess requires less aquatic accommodations, and she won't be happy until she gets them. And even then she won't be happy. We recap the whole thing live from Portland, OR. Plus, we debut our new single, "GOODBYE KYLE!"

Apr 06, 2019
RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!
01:11:58

Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate a cute puppy into biting PK's face in the first place? All roads lead to the same ending: GOODBYE, KYLE!

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Apr 03, 2019
PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta
01:10:24

"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of the day though, it's all about Kristen muttering "Cah-caw!!" on her hotel balcony. Check out our full recap here, and say hi to our new premium sponsors Jeffrey Boehmer and Jamey as well as our new SUPER premium sponsor, Lulusimon Studio!

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Apr 02, 2019
RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini
01:27:00

Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of patterns. 

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Apr 01, 2019
Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode
01:01:50

Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans. 

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Mar 29, 2019
RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down
01:13:30

Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's dying alone. 

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Mar 28, 2019
RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé
01:02:01

Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Puppygate rears its adorable head again as news of Dorit's canine transgressions hit the tabloids. Dunh dunh DUNNNNH!!!!

Mar 27, 2019
PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)
01:23:52

TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to give his free first class upgraded seat to his wife, and thus we have get The Return of Tequila Katie: Hammock Edition. We cover it all on our latest recap!


Mar 26, 2019
ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle
01:32:12

"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the original tulle. Just how many times can we even write tulle in one episode description? Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Atlanta" where questions about Eva's solvency lead to a sort of dramatic moment.


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Mar 25, 2019
SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session
00:52:57

"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that America needs right now.

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Mar 22, 2019
RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!
01:20:18

Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothing happens and yet EVERYTHING HAPPENS. This is why we love Real Housewives of New York City.

Mar 21, 2019
RHOBH: Textes Blizzard
01:13:51

iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of her phone. There's one last question we need answered: will Kyle finally get stuck to the floor? 

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Mar 20, 2019
PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch
01:22:40

Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa's foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR.

Mar 19, 2019
Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner
01:11:28

Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her? 

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Mar 18, 2019
RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake
01:38:02

Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives history? 

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Mar 17, 2019
Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati
01:25:07

We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid? 

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Mar 16, 2019
Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me
01:22:44

Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears. 

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Mar 15, 2019
RHOBH: Don't Mess With Textses
01:04:15

Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on?

Mar 13, 2019
PumpRules: DJ Banner - Live from SXSW, Featuring Jax Taylor
00:58:57

We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up and JAXED US. Craziness!! But don't let that overshadow a great episode of VPR, which saw the Toms invite James on the annual cast trip, only to have Katie force them to disinvite him two days later. Oops. Thanks to Acast and Patreon for setting up this live show!

Mar 13, 2019
RHOA: Dungeons & Draggin' - Also, Top Chef and Married To Med LA
01:07:21

We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway through, then our audio suddenly went janky, and then... well... it doesn't matter. Here is our recap of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Top Chef"! Plus, our impressions of "Married to Medicine: Los Angeles." Be sure to buy tickets to our live shows and merch too at watchwhatcrappens.com

Mar 11, 2019
RHONY: It's A Cruel Summer - Live from DC
01:28:05

The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, Barbara talking about reggae, Dorinda scoffing at Lu, Sonja taping towels, Tinsley driving in Manhattan, or Michael Voltaggio sitting in the fourth row of our show (!!!!). This is truly the best show on television. Thank you Washington DC for an amazing show. And just remember that tickets to our other shows are available at watchwhatcrappens.com. Next stop: SXSW and Cincinnati!

Mar 09, 2019
Summer House: Back To Basics
01:09:32

The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about it, we suggest you go straight for the rosé instead and enjoy this recap! Carl? Carl? Carl?

Mar 08, 2019
RHONJ: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!
01:03:20

Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. There's fighting, yelling, and the most unexpected cameo from one of RHONJ's most famous friends-of.

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Mar 07, 2019
RHOBH: Bahama Fleas
01:14:25

It's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bahamas trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current lawsuits, but who will protect the baby flamingos from being smothered by the love of Vanderpump?

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Mar 06, 2019
PumpRules: Insane In The Reptilian Brain
01:18:52

Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does invoke everyone's inner reptile! Plus, Lala sheds light on her epic love story with RANNNND.

Mar 05, 2019
RHOA & Top Chef: Bye Rice Cake Wig
01:33:32

We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys!

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Mar 04, 2019
Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho
01:00:23

Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces.

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Mar 01, 2019
RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong
01:02:33

Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator. 

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Feb 28, 2019
RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War
01:03:27

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Teddi storming off from a table. Whose side are you on?

Feb 27, 2019
PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?
01:14:39

The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand. 

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Feb 26, 2019
TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail
00:57:31

Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their garden the best? All these questions are answered in our latest recap, which is available now! No Gails were harmed in the recording of this episode.

Feb 26, 2019
RHONJ: Barking Up The Wrong Tre - Live from Vancouver!
01:13:28

We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. This is peak Bravo. Come listen!

Feb 23, 2019
RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes
01:20:33

The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise. 

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Feb 20, 2019
PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime
01:11:25

Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee table in wine country. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Come join us as we dissect every flower, miniature chair, and melted snowman that we saw. And did you hear? We have a million live shows that you ALL should come to: http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Feb 20, 2019
RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger
01:12:06

**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger? 

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Feb 19, 2019
Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma
01:12:20

Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all.

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Feb 15, 2019
RHONJ: Finale Pool Marty
01:15:20

The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally. 

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Feb 14, 2019
RHOBH: Who Let The Dogs Out?
01:19:08

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this is Lisa Vanderpump's final season, and we are absolutely ready to find out what caused Ken to yell "GOODBYE KYYYYLE!!" But until then, we'll just have to bide our time with Denise Richards and Teddi's new house. Works for us!

Feb 13, 2019
PumpRules: Girl's Trippin'
01:26:41

The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster. 

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Feb 12, 2019
RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef
00:56:12

The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to "Top Chef" to laugh about the things we missed in last week's show. Enjoy!

Feb 11, 2019
RHOD: Classic Trolley Rewind - Live from Dallas
01:37:18

Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. And of course, there's no better place to do it than at the historic Texas Theatre in the heart of Dallas itself! This was our biggest audience to date, and if you missed us, don't worry: we're coming back to Texas next month for SXSW!!! W00t!!!!! Thanks to everyone who showed up, got drunk, and racked up the theater's largest bar tab in its HISTORY!!!! Love you all!

Feb 10, 2019
RHONJ: Talking On Broken Glass - Live from Dallas!
01:13:24

We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean we don't get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and Mama Dee! Fair warning though: an audio glitch caused us to lose about 10 minutes in the middle of the recording, but don't worry, you're still getting all the good stuff!

Feb 09, 2019
Below Deck: Brounion
01:09:04

Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead!

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Feb 06, 2019
PumpRules: Daily Flail Party
01:13:23

TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv. 

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Feb 05, 2019
Top Chef: Noshhville
01:15:07

Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw!

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Feb 01, 2019
RHONJ: Cabo San Locas
01:17:11

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive?

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Jan 31, 2019
BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full
00:56:35

"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have made this episode better would be if it weren't our last. Sadness. Come join us as we bid adieu to season 6!

Jan 30, 2019
PumpRules: Lost in Translation
01:19:53

Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadiditomg. Today's recap is also available as a video recap on Patreon.

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Jan 29, 2019
RHOA: Don't Be Tardy For The Tea Party
00:46:51

Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo's biggest star in her dust in a power move for the ages. Be sure to check out our recap, and don't forget to buy tix to our live shows too at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 29, 2019
‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston
01:38:50

We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also graced by Ms. Patricia Altschul, Michael the Butler, and Queen Kathryn as well! We were so star struck and excited that we TOTALLY forgot to mention it was our anniversary. That's the Crappens way though, isn't?


Of course no trip to Charleston would be complete without some Southern Charm discussion, so we dedicated the night to revisiting the show's very first episode. Come join for a trip down a very disturbing memory lane. And thanks for seven great years!!!

Jan 26, 2019
Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston
01:25:36

Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, "Below Deck." Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Come listen to find out! And if you want to see us live, be sure to check out our schedule at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 25, 2019
RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood
00:54:00

This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to a screaming matching at a fancy restaurant. We sop up all the insults (and osso buco) as we recap all the madness. Comes listen!

Jan 24, 2019
PumpRules: Sister, Cister
01:40:07

Billie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 22, 2019
RHOA: Tokyo Draggin'
00:51:03

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8 and a second show in Cincinnati, plus announced shows in Vancouver,Phoenix, Portland Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**New "Ben in the Streets, Ronnie in the Sheets" Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Feb! Free shipping on orders of over $45 til Jan 22. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 21, 2019
Top Chef: Carne!
01:25:52

This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**New "Ben in the Streets, Ronnie in the Sheets" Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Feb! Free shipping on orders of over $45 til Jan 22. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 18, 2019
RHONJ: Fetty Little Liar
01:10:49

Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle Staub. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**New "Ben in the Streets, Ronnie in the Sheets" Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Feb! Free shipping on orders of over $45 til Jan 22. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 17, 2019
BelowDeck: YAAAAAAchtSS, KWEEN!
01:01:08

The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these answers and more on today's "Below Deck" recap!!

Jan 16, 2019
PumpRules: Edibles and Oedipals
01:25:53

The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you prefer to watch this recap? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**New "Ben in the Streets, Ronnie in the Sheets" Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Feb! Free shipping on orders of over $45 til Jan 22. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 15, 2019
RHOA & Married2Med: Women of Grill Repute
01:10:06

Tempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing that too. Anyyyyyhoo... we're talking Real Housewives of Atlanta and Married To Medicine on today's episode; so be sure to come listen while you eat your fried rice!

Jan 15, 2019
TopChef: The Oy, Luck Club
01:22:31

"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, who must square off against our fave Nini to get back onto the show. Will he succeed? Or will he be the equivalent of MUSH ON MUSH ON MUSH?? Check out our latest recap to find out the answers. And as always, be sure to buy tickets to our live shows at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 11, 2019
RHONJ: The Legend of Melda - A Link to the Paramus
01:15:38

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if we throw in some pebble tile? Now that's what we call DRAMA. Come check out our recap!

Jan 11, 2019
BelowDeck: Check Yourself Before You Shipwreck Yourself
00:48:51

Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing questions and more are answered in our recap!

Jan 09, 2019
PumpRules: Broken Bird. Literally
01:16:24

Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice queen alliance with a joint birthday party. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**New "Ben in the Streets, Ronnie in the Sheets" Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Feb! Free shipping on orders of over $45 til Jan 22. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 08, 2019
RHOA: Factory Smackdown
01:14:00

It's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of counter service the same. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**New "Ben in the Streets, Ronnie in the Sheets" Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Feb! Free shipping on orders of over $45 til Jan 22. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 07, 2019
The 2019 Golden Crappies - Live from Hollywood!
01:54:21

Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, and confused waiters. It's our biggest award show yet, with special appearances by Tom Sandoval, Katie Cazorla, Courtney Frain, Annabelle Desisto, Nadine Rajabi, Brandy Howard, Lea Black, Danny Pellegrino, Lara Marie Schoenhals, Jackie Schimmel, Stassi Schroeder, Ariana Madix, Kate Chastain, and Captain Sandy Yawn! Plus, a very special muscial performance.

A night of a thousand stars!!

Jan 07, 2019
Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!
01:30:10

This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and Dumplin and Bird Box on Netflix. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**New "Ben in the Streets, Ronnie in the Sheets" Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Feb! Free shipping on orders of over $45 til Jan 22. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 04, 2019
RHONJ: Spoiled Turkeys
00:51:16

The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror! 

This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, and Boston! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**New "Ben in the Streets, Ronnie in the Sheets" Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Feb! Free shipping on orders of over $45 til Jan 22. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 03, 2019
RHONJ: Here Comes the Dried
01:02:08

Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive?

This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**New "Ben in the Streets, Ronnie in the Sheets" Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Feb! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Jan 02, 2019
RHOBH Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
00:58:45

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come join us as we try to figure out just what's going on with these ladies. So much dramz!

Jan 01, 2019
PumpRules: A Very Vanderpump Christmas! - with Lara Marie Schoenhals
01:49:17

Lara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT!!! but not really). It's not all doom and gloom though: there's beer cheese to be made and Marina Del Rey dreams to chase. So come gather 'round for a Crappens Christmas special that is MOST DEFINITELY MORE than just a Christmas special in name only. DEFINITELY.

Extra bonus! Here's the beer cheese recipe Ben kept yammering about: Beer cheese recipe HERE: https://foodwishes.blogspot.com/2014/01/kentucky-beer-cheese-love-at-third-bite.html

Dec 24, 2018
TopChef: The White Elephant In The Room
01:07:09

It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour on it. Come join us for a very special holiday episode featuring Eric Ripert, Richard Blais, and the ghost of Gailmas past.

Dec 21, 2018
RHONJ: Brunch & Bimini
01:15:05

Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's wedding disaster. Just another week of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to everyone who watched us record the episode live on TVPartyApp!

Dec 20, 2018
BelowDeck: Sorey Not Sorey
01:16:41

Everyone's having sex on the latest episode of "Below Deck," and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as we recap this episode full of dog humping, goth fashions, and loud screaming.

Dec 19, 2018
RHOA Married2Med: Hot Dog Day Afternoon
01:05:32

Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends a strong season with a whimper, but don't worry: there's a month of fiery reunions to look forward to!

This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 17, 2018
PumpRules: The Scorn Ultimatum
01:09:43

Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 17, 2018
RHONJ: Friedzilla VS Dong
01:04:35

It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 14, 2018
RHOD: A Gnat's Ass Dee-union
01:21:00

Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot. 

This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 13, 2018
Below Deck: Thunder Down Over(board)
00:47:43

The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 12, 2018
Vanderpump Rules: The Audacity of Hope
01:26:35

Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it? 

This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 11, 2018
RHOA & Married2Med: Bourbon Decay
01:10:55

Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis.

Dec 11, 2018
RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication
01:06:28

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's all an amazing disaster of hysterics. Come listen!

Dec 11, 2018
PumpRules: A Very Schlong Engagement - Live from Nashville
01:48:52

Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held responsible for anything we've said. Just listen and enjoy!

Dec 07, 2018
RHOD: Spill the AT&Tea!
01:12:50

The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with this show, and if you're not watching, you're not living! Check out our recap and get involved!

Dec 06, 2018
Below Deck: New Girl
01:03:04

There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 05, 2018
RHOC: Reactive Duty
01:08:56

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here's the recap!

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Dec 04, 2018
RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!
01:25:44

The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 03, 2018
RHONJ: Cow Pageant
01:06:43

The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 30, 2018
RHOD: Frat Spat Finale
01:41:34

It's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real Granimal House. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 30, 2018
BelowDeck: Gone, Girl
01:06:06

This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, and honestly, we don't even know how we're going to deal with next week's episode. So far right now, pull up a seat at the table, scoop yourself a bowl of pistachio ice cream, and enjoy our latest "Below Deck" recap!

Nov 28, 2018
RHOC: Lie-za With a V
01:17:23

The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 27, 2018
RHOA: Bailey-Q & A
01:34:47

Cynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pineapple turnover cake that showed up. Plus, the story behind Dennis's hot dog empire IS REVEALED. #chill

Nov 26, 2018
RHONJ: Oklahoma Sister, Where Art Thou? (with Danny Pellegrino)
01:47:46

Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" have trotted off to OOOOOOKLAHOMA where the sprinkle cookies come sweeping down the plain. And even better: we finally get to see some real fractures in the Melissa/Teresa relationship, whose rosy future is as unlikely as a farmer and a cowman being friends. The real breakout of the episode, however, was Jennifer, who proved to be a girl who cain't say no... to being an ASSHOLE. Ben and special guest Danny Pellegrino (filling in for Ronnie) have some strong thoughts about The Chanel Queen of Paramus, and we suspect many a new day may have to come before we change our opinions on her. So jump on your horse and take a trip with us to O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A OKLAHOMA!!! Capiche??

Nov 23, 2018
RHOD: Attack of the Clones!
01:11:37

Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop laughing as the high tech mystery unfolded like a red sleeve on an infinity dress. Come check out our recap and also HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all you Americans out there!!

Nov 22, 2018
Below Deck: Chanandler Wrong
00:54:30

Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Master Pierson bleeds out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 21, 2018
RHOC: Femme Futile
01:13:19

"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here to recap all the drama -- or perhaps lack of?? And don't forget to chat with us on the TV Party App!

Nov 20, 2018
RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea
01:05:58

Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pretends all is forgiven. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 19, 2018
RHONJ: Hatchet Face Off
01:14:06

It's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 16, 2018
These are the Danes of Our Lives
01:11:01

The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 15, 2018
BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots
00:56:57

It's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap where we discuss Chandler's latest managerial disaster, Caroline's newest meltdown, and Adrian's secret SAVAGERY.

Nov 14, 2018
Enema of the State
01:03:10

The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it sounds. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 13, 2018
RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush
01:26:02

It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha's oral hygiene. Then we head over to "Married To Medicine" and discuss the various ridiculous clashes happening during the couples' trip. Grab your biscuits: it's a good one.

Nov 13, 2018
RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle
01:27:48

The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to everyone who showed up - it was an amazing time, but now we're exhausted. Our weave is exhausted. The panty liner on our underwear is exhausted. But we'd do it all over again!

Nov 11, 2018
RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?
01:06:14

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, Marge wants a new face, and Melissa is turning 39. Plus, Danielle's getting married (lol), and Frank got disbarred. Sounds like a great way to start a season! Come check out our recap.

Nov 08, 2018
Below Deck: The Musical 2
01:00:01

This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 07, 2018
#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!
01:08:19

Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and Vicki covered her face with a scarf afterwards. Meanwhile, Gina pissed off Tamra, and Emily went to therapy. Somehow we cracked up the entire time. Come listen to our recap!

Nov 06, 2018
RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!
01:11:18

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 05, 2018
Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married
01:02:02

It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Nov 02, 2018
RHOD: Gang Green
01:23:14

It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 01, 2018
BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot
01:01:12

Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won't even let Rhylee go fishing. Could Chandler BEEEEE any more illogical? How about you pretend to be Captain Lee and listen to our podcast while you lie out in the sun, mmmkay?

Oct 31, 2018
RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After
01:00:17

The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 30, 2018
Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring
01:03:26

Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced.

Oct 29, 2018
Shahs of Sunset: Baby Not On Board
01:13:18

Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as hot as tuna-on-tuna porn. Oh, and we think Mike might be a slum lord. Come listen to our recap and stick around for a hilarious Crappens Mailbag segment!

Oct 26, 2018
RHOD: Kitchen Confidential
01:00:02

Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work). In the end, the ladies share meatloaf and acrimony with each other. Check out our recap and don't forget to buy tickets to our live shows (including a second night in Charleston) at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 25, 2018
Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child
00:59:37

Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 24, 2018
RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!
01:09:45

It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment.

Oct 23, 2018
Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies
00:48:41

Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 22, 2018
Shahs: Reefer/Sadness
01:07:10

GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 19, 2018
RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips
01:01:46

The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 18, 2018
BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!
00:58:32

Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there's a squall! We recap it all on this episode.

Oct 17, 2018
RHOC: River Monsters
01:09:04

The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 16, 2018
Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts
01:04:10

This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks. Come listen!

Oct 15, 2018
RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC
01:30:54

For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival Scary Island, this is the one. Come take a trip down memory lane with us. It'll be worth it.

Oct 14, 2018
RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC
01:12:39

Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk '80s proms, distribitterrrs, and LeeAnne inching towards losing her mind. Plus, we take a look at Bethenny's IG story from the Berkshires.

Oct 12, 2018
Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People
00:57:44

The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people. 

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Oct 10, 2018
RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom
01:01:42

Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap!

Oct 09, 2018
Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine
00:52:45

It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. 

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Oct 08, 2018
RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown
01:07:04

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. 

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Oct 05, 2018
RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!
00:53:00

The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out!

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Oct 04, 2018
Below Deck: Foam Around the World
01:05:44

Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not!

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Oct 03, 2018
RHOC: Read Between These Salmons
01:16:53

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her parents. Come check out our recap!

Oct 02, 2018
Married2Med: I'm in Miami, B*tch!
00:58:54

On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely be a rousing adventure into childhood misery. Also, Toya saves money by demanding a two story closet, and Quad answers a phone. We recap it all and more on our latest episode. Check it out!

Oct 01, 2018
Shahs of Sunset: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas
01:17:16

MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret -- never a wise move...

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Sep 28, 2018
RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles
00:56:05

There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise.

Sep 27, 2018
RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
00:41:28

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready for the upcoming season by listening to our play by play.

Sep 26, 2018
RHOC: The Olive Spar-den
01:18:13

It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his way through Game of Thrones. We also talk about The Crown and Netflix’ new show, Maniac. To hear it, become a member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 25, 2018
Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline
00:49:31

Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park! 

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Sep 24, 2018
SHAHS: So Much To Seder
01:24:48

"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap!

Sep 21, 2018
RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins
01:14:05

It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 20, 2018
Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz
00:56:26

The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 19, 2018
All About Steve
01:17:36

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced!

Sep 18, 2018
Married2Med: Boiling Crabs
01:00:53

Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid.

Sep 17, 2018
Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver
01:42:17

For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED. Thank you Denver!

Sep 14, 2018
BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?
01:01:10

The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers! (Way to go, Collie!!!) Put your HONAAAY faces on for our complete rundown of this season 3 sendoff.

Sep 12, 2018
RHOC: Seeing Red
01:14:04

Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious.

Sep 11, 2018
Song: Hey Betch!
00:01:26

Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch!

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Sep 11, 2018
Shahs: Bath Bomb
01:06:44

MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 11, 2018
Married2Med: Nurse Wretched
01:04:32

Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 10, 2018
Honey Badger Do Give a F**k
01:18:19

The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 07, 2018
Boo, Ya Betch
01:25:11

Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 06, 2018
Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End
01:16:13

Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 05, 2018
Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?
00:57:32

The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap.

Sep 05, 2018
RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle
01:00:20

Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news. Plus, LeeAnne bangs a bowl. Come listen!

Aug 31, 2018
RHONY: Best Friends for Never
01:07:58

The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven. We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus. Who won this round? Hard to tell. But come check out our opinions and then weigh in with your own!!

Aug 31, 2018
Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp
01:08:11

Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this show ever stand up to Zim?

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Aug 29, 2018
RHOC: A-hole in One
01:08:03

The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being an abusive asshole husband. Tamra started it.

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Aug 28, 2018
Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!
01:25:20

We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? This was back when Nene and Kim were friends (and had different faces), when Deshawn Snow had hope, and Lisa Wu Hartwell was, well, a thing. We had SO MUCH FUN recapping this episode, and to make things even better - we had four special cameos from Lea Black, Kate Chastain, Kelly Dodd, and Lisa Rinna to celebrate Ronnie's birthday! You cannot miss this episode, and honestly, you can't miss our live shows either. Be sure to buy tix at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Aug 27, 2018
Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!
01:23:36

This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a special cameo moment from the Queen of Dallas herself, LeeAnne Locken! #blessed

Aug 26, 2018
RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach
01:31:40

The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another live show, and this time we have special guests: Captain Lee ("Below Deck") and Lea Black ("Real Housewives of Miami")!!

Aug 24, 2018
Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow
01:06:31

The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat? 

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Aug 22, 2018
RHOC: Got Milkman?
00:59:06

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something like that. Come check out our recap of the latest episode!

Aug 21, 2018
F You, Weirdo!
01:01:41

It's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb one? And why is Chris manspreading? 

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Aug 20, 2018
Shahs of Sunset: Put a Sock in It
01:23:55

The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero. 

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Aug 17, 2018
RHOD: The Mother of All Premieres
01:05:37

"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, and D'Andra is trying to tame Dee. Don't think any of those things are going to happen anytime soon. Come join us as we recap this hilarious show!

Aug 16, 2018
RHONY: Hashtag Jovani&Frenemies
01:21:40

It's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at all.

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Aug 16, 2018
BelowDeckMed: Bittersweet Zim-phony
01:19:01

So much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Adam froze fish, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, and a motivational speaker came on board to rhyme things. Come check out our super-sized recap of this hilarious episode!

Aug 15, 2018
RHOC: Texas Scold'em
01:08:23

The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not.

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Aug 14, 2018
RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy
01:10:58

Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: with ridiculous impersonations. Come listen!

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Aug 13, 2018
Shahs: Unhappy Shah-lentines Day! w Guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard
00:53:30

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting homesick for LA rubber faces. Enjoy! 

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Aug 10, 2018
RHONY: House Shun-ters
01:02:53

Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy! 

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Aug 09, 2018
BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain
00:56:52

Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise of his own. Enjoy! 

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Aug 08, 2018
RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black
00:52:23

Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard Crappens recap because we couldn't stop changing the subject. We'll be back to normal recap mode next week! 

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Aug 07, 2018
RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni
01:14:04

Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is away. The great pizza mystery is solved. OR IS IT? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 06, 2018
Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One
00:34:43

Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage people. Find their podcast on whatever app you listen on and follow them on insta @@ This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 05, 2018
Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals
01:15:27

The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what's up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? Enjoy! 

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Aug 03, 2018
RHONY: Woah-tanic
00:52:40

The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a boat trip of his own? Will this whole show sink? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 02, 2018
BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance
01:03:21

Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads to a Brexit of its own. Also, Joao is still terrible.

Aug 01, 2018
RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators
00:54:56

Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County."

Jul 31, 2018
RHOP: It's Not Delivery, It's Di-Robyn-o
00:57:25

The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a townhome? There's only way to get to the bottom of it: deliver some shady pizza.

Jul 31, 2018
RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies
01:06:27

The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to everyone who came out and made us feel like rockstars. 

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Jul 28, 2018
SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley
01:29:46

The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert: HELL NO. Even Andy seems ready to toss her in a ditch. We've got every inch of this bonkers Reunion Part 2 covered.

Jul 27, 2018
Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy
00:52:08

Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 25, 2018
RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing
01:15:30

After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad enough, she then has to face the wrath of a Kelly. It ain't easy being a Gunvalson! Plus, we meet new housewife Gina!

Jul 24, 2018
RHOP: French Toasted
00:47:45

The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden season? Will Gizelle be able to keep her fights going? One thing is for sure. Karen's marriage is an institution. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 23, 2018
SouthernCharm: You Reap What You Sew (in 3D!) - Live from Philadelphia
01:42:14

Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for now we have the joyful, adorable delusion of Craig to occupy our time. He's just the best. And the most ridiculous. If you think otherwise, name ONE LIE HE HAS EVER SAID. ONE LIE!!! Oh Craig. Never change.

Jul 21, 2018
RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia
01:41:10

RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on part 1 of the epic, epic trip. From Ramona's wheelchair to Bethenny's allergic/panic/jealousy attacks, we got it covered!

Jul 20, 2018
BelowDeckMed: Patient Zero Patience
01:04:18

Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her patience, which will lead to a tsunami of hugs like we've never seen. This week's bonus is our annual shopping trip on Amazon Prime. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 18, 2018
RHOC: Roped Into A New Season
00:59:17

The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it. Come join us as we catch up on Shannon's divorce, Kelly's single life, Vicki's love tank, and Tamra's tears. Plus, a new girl named Emily!

Jul 17, 2018
RHOP: Crepes of Wrath
01:05:06

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 16, 2018
Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City
01:55:49

We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley crash and burn! Enjoy! 

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Jul 15, 2018
RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis
01:39:17

The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis! If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at watchwhatcrappens.com

Jul 14, 2018
Song: I'm a Girl by Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus
00:01:17

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Jul 11, 2018
BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João
01:01:12

For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Who will João choose? And why is life so cruel to allow him to be the one with all the power in this situation? Plus, broccoli updates and new music from Trixie Monocle & Three Arm Octopus!

Jul 11, 2018
Lea Black's Day Off
00:52:44

We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and Flipping Out. We love this woman! Follow her on insta and twitter @leablackmiami and find her jewelry and skincare at LeaBlack.com. Enjoy!

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Jul 11, 2018
RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes
00:57:13

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everything we could want, plus the Prince of Monaco!

Jul 09, 2018
Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown
00:46:00

The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in crazy outfits. We break it all down in typical Crappens fashion: shot by shot, hair plug by hair plug. Come listen!

Jul 06, 2018
RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown
00:36:55

The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. 

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Jul 05, 2018
RHONY: Midseason Trailer Breakdown
00:42:10

The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdown, and a boat ride no one will ever forget. Enjoy!

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Jul 03, 2018
RHOP: A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
00:59:48

It's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will they ever be persuaded to take an all-expenses paid vacation to the French Riviera???? Check out our recap to find out.

Jul 02, 2018
SouthernCharm: How Polo Can You Go?
01:08:09

On this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have more time to spend with Ashley. Oh wait, they've PUMPED THE BRAKES (as Ashley has reminded everyone in Charleston). Also, Shep vs. a crow. Come listen!

Jun 29, 2018
RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean
01:19:28

The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread?

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Jun 28, 2018
Below Deck: Michelin Scarred
01:01:54

Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives a lot of smokey kisses.

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Jun 27, 2018
SouthernCharm Live in SF: Jagged Little Pillow
01:36:57

Craig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our crazy, super fun live show from SF. You must listen!

Jun 25, 2018
RHONY Live in Phoenix: Crest Wars and Slob Kebabs
01:41:02

We're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab be able to control herself? And why is Doridna yelling about Crest? Enjoy, and thank you Phoenix!

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Jun 22, 2018
Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth
01:00:52

Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won't stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. Will it get her fired or hugged to death? 

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Jun 20, 2018
YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious
00:45:55

Bravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we're glad we did because it's hilarious! This episode had it all: fights, food drama, a cheese plate, and a raccoon. Plus, Ginuwine!

Jun 19, 2018
RHOP: Raucous Caucus
00:52:52

Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then Karen and Monique try to ignore Gizelle at the Congressional Black Caucus event. But the real headturner of this episode is the SHOCKING thing Chris calls Candiace. We can't even repeat it here. Come listen to the recap!

Jun 19, 2018
SouthernCharm: Beer and Loathing in Charleston
01:18:48

Love is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm." And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a confrontation between Chelsea and Victoria. Meanwhile, Shep and Kathryn continue to flirt -- they had sex FYI -- and Ashely finds herself struggling to hold onto that periwinkle hunk Thomas. Just grist for our mill. Come check out our recap!

Jun 15, 2018
RHONY: Tins 'n' Dale - Wedding Rangers
01:18:20

"Real Housewives of New York" remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley and her mom Dale as they shop for wedding dresses and cry over unfertilized eggs. Also, Luann is free at last!

Jun 15, 2018
Below Deck Med: Putting the B in Honey
00:59:39

Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting.

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Jun 13, 2018
MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness
00:55:15

The season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bits by Fredrik, and shirtless Steve Gold. Oh, and marble. Lots and lots of marble.

Jun 12, 2018
RHOP: Cha-Charity Case
00:54:12

The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort?

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Jun 11, 2018
Southern Charm: Trouble in Hairadise
01:34:36

Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy!

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Jun 08, 2018
RHONY: Escape from Lu-catraz
01:08:24

The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy!

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Jun 07, 2018
Below Deck Med: Not Kosher
01:07:13

The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy!

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Jun 06, 2018
SC Nola: When The Pregnancy Tests Go Marching In
00:50:37

The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap it all, from Reagan's pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama.

Jun 05, 2018
RHOP: He's a Real Nowhere Sherman
01:05:12

Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap!

Jun 05, 2018
SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER
01:41:44

We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging.

Jun 01, 2018
RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas
01:20:52

Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at Bethenny. AMAZING. Def check out our recap of this mess!

May 31, 2018
BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder
01:00:33

You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you'll be the one who's toast! See what we did there? It's another crazy episode of Below Deck Med, and we've got all the petty workplace problems covered. Check out our recap!

May 30, 2018
RHOP: Extra Medium
00:54:16

The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wigs. Enjoy!

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May 29, 2018
Straight Talk With Ross Crossover Bonanza
00:39:01

We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straighttalkwithross.com and follow Ross @helloross and @hellorosspod. Thanks to Lea Black and Cjay for making this amazing day happen.

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May 28, 2018
Southern Charm: Hilton Headlock
01:25:32

The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. 

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May 25, 2018
RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper
01:40:07

The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is?

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May 24, 2018
BelowDeckMed: BUT YOU SAID YOU DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD
00:58:32

You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's journey to have a humble lobster, no, duck, no, lobster, no, shrimp, no, chicken, no lobster dinner. And then stick around while we roll our eyes at Zimbabwe's greatest national treasure, Joao.

May 23, 2018
PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6
01:19:38

The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion. Wow. So much to say. Pasta. Lala. Kristen. Jax. Need we say more? Of course! Come listen!!

May 22, 2018
RHOP: Scents and Sensibility
01:19:39

Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen!

May 21, 2018
SouthernCharm: No Royal Weddings On The Horizon
01:20:25

This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also get TWO scenes at Gwynn's! Who could ask for anything more?? Afterwards, we check in on Southern Charm New Orleans and the Crappens Mailbag!

May 18, 2018
RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?
01:22:51

Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two ever mend fences? Will Luann ever stop singing Happy Birthday? And will Sonja ever remove Pickles' stain? Pressing questions we attempt to answer on today's recap. Come listen!

May 17, 2018
Below Deck Med: I Got Your Nuts, Bi**h!
01:18:41

Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift that never stops hugging. This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 16, 2018
PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted
01:37:47

Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV. Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode.

May 15, 2018
RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse
01:12:11

The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 15, 2018
Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA
01:37:44

This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless sorries. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 11, 2018
RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico
01:09:37

Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 11, 2018
The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)
01:23:57

The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's tragic loss, Scheana and Lala's rift, and of course the demise of ROBBBBBB. We try to treat the serious stuff delicately... but, well, we may have failed on that front. As Kristen would say, "Sorry." Thank you Chicago for another amazing live show!! Be sure to check out Crappens #701 if you missed the first part of our recap!

May 10, 2018
PumpRules: Reunited and it Feels So Hood (Chicago Show, Part 1)
01:16:16

Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as much fun as we did! Thanks Chicago!!

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May 10, 2018
RHOBH: The End Period
01:06:28

It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it sounds. 

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May 09, 2018
RHOP: Shade Whatcha Mama Gave Ya
01:15:22

Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight!

May 08, 2018
SouthernCharm: Hatin' On Peyton
01:47:04

Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on "Southern Charm" is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton. It's another takedown... but was it warranted? We get into all that plus talk "Southern Charm New Orleans" and Crappens Mailbag to finish out the week. Come listen!

May 04, 2018
RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor
01:32:54

Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York. How will LuAnn deal? We've got it covered on our latest RHONY recap. Come listen as we tackle tea parties, shopping events, and the latest Ramona-Sonja dustup.

May 03, 2018
RHOBH: Gag Bag
00:56:05

It's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiiiissed. No idea why. 

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May 02, 2018
Bonus Crossover w/ Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast!
00:39:47

We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh on the books. The day has finally arrived! Find their show on iTunes or where else you listen to your pods and follow them on twitter @vprpartypodcast and Instagram @vanderpumprulesparty. 

May 01, 2018
PumpRules: Wish I Knew How To Quit You
01:55:37

The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick... well... he's just awful. We soak up every last crumb of this episode as we say goodbye to one of the greatest seasons of television EVER. Join us for this epic episode. And remember you can come see us live. Get tix to our shows at watchwhatcrappens.com

May 01, 2018
RHOP: Ball Busters
01:11:47

The Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. Plus, Ben shares a story about running into Lisa Rinna and Countess Luann TOGETHER. Must listen. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 30, 2018
Southern Charm: Boy's Night/Pillow Fight Plus SC NOLA
01:33:05

Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy's night/girl's night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight over a pillow, though. No spoilers. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 27, 2018
RHONY: Marathon Party Fowl
01:28:50

The Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton's trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 26, 2018
RHOBH: Bizarre Friend Triangle
01:04:04

Time for part 1 of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Who will earn the title of LVP's BFF? Who will piss off Erika the most? And who will Nell Carter yell at the most? All the answers in our recap!

Apr 25, 2018
PumpRules: Free as a Broken Bird!
01:21:06

Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until she inevitably goes back to him). It's just part of the madness of "Vanderpump Rules." Come check out our recap, which also includes Lala's 13 minute showcase, Tom and Ariana's house-hunting adventure, and Peter rolling napkins.

Apr 24, 2018
RHOA: Wig Out
01:23:15

The tenth season of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" ends with a hilariously relentless dragging of Kim Zolciak Biermann. And it is all so good. But we couldn't let Nene, Kenya, and Kandi have all the fun. Come listen to our recap of this savage reunion finale.

Apr 23, 2018
SouthernCharm: Cold Showers; Plus, NOLA
01:29:03

Cameran's baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia's heart. Easier said than done. And that's just the tip of the "Southern Charm" iceberg. We're recapping everything - from Craig's pillow high to JD's awkward appearance. Plus, we share first impressions of "Southern Charm New Orleans."

Apr 20, 2018
RHONY: Sag Harboring Resentment
01:27:11

The Real Housewives of New York celebrate Bethenny's birthday with a trip to the Hamptons and we get to watch Sonja ride a bus. 

This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 19, 2018
RHOBH: Beverly Beach Sesh
01:03:54

The long, uneventful season of RHOBH comes to a whimpering close as Dorit finally hosts a fashion show for Beverly Beach. Not to be outdone, Kyle then hosts a viewing party of "American Woman" at her soon-to-be-burgled house. Fun times? Somehow we still manage to have a good time recapping this silliness. Come listen!

Apr 18, 2018
PumpRules: Crutching Our Pearls
01:31:44

Are you guys ready for the Pucker & Pout party by JULIE HEWITTTTT?? We are! We're so excited we stubbed our toe on a pint of frozen ice cream. Come join us as we recap another hilarious episode of "Vanderpump Rules," culminating in the biggest bombshell of 2018: Jax dumping Brittany! RAWT IN HELL JAX! Also, a man bun update.

Apr 17, 2018
RHOA: Lip Stink Battle
00:55:55

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. 

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Apr 16, 2018
RHOC: Revisiting Naked Wasted - Live from Orange County
01:29:04

Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC episode "Naked Wasted." We had a blast - we hope you do too!!

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Apr 16, 2018
SouthernCharm: Tell Him Good Ol' Boy, Bye
01:31:20

Time's Up for JD as the women of "Southern Charm" finally take him to task for his philandering ways (BWWAAAAAH!!!). It's an explosive, hilarious, and generally awesome episode, and we're here to recap all of it. Grab your Gentry throw blanket because we're fixin' to have some fun with this one...

Apr 13, 2018
RHONY: Uncool Runnings
01:15:10

Turn down your Countess Pandora station: we've got a brand new recap of the latest "Real Housewives of New York" episode. Carole runs her marathon, Bethenny barks at underlings, and LuAnn reminds us that Queen Latifah isn't REALLY a queen. In other words, it's spectacular TV.

Apr 12, 2018
RHOBH: Rubber Panda Don't Give a F**k
01:03:28

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spend their final day in Berlin hanging out with a panda bear and waiting on Erika to lube herself into a rubber top. 

This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 11, 2018
PumpRules: What Would Mandela Do?
01:22:56

Will Jax follow in the path of Nelson Mandela? Or will his Reiki progress succumb to the world around him? Such are the questions that plague this week's "Vanderpump Rules." Join us for a recap of all these important issues. Plus, important Taco Bell news.

Apr 10, 2018
RHOA: No Bones About It
01:04:03

Real Housewives of Atlanta has its first reunion this week and Sheree drops the bones while Kenya flashes her wedding ring. 

This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 09, 2018
Southern Charm: Barbie Queued
01:16:16

Southern Charm is back, and Thomas has a new Barbie to parade around. Don't worry, though. His white pants are exactly the same.

This week's bonus is a chat about the RHOP premiere and the ending of Summer House. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 06, 2018
RHONY: Supreme GaGaween
01:21:37

The Real Housewives of New York return, and it's with a slurry, tone deaf Halloween party. We couldn't have asked for a better treat, tricks. Enjoy! 

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Apr 06, 2018
RHOBH: Oktoberfestering
01:29:39

We're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. Kyle has an allergic reaction to a pony, Erika hosts a dinner party, and all the women get drunk at a biergarten. Plus, important hollandaise updates and the new RHONY taglines. Come join!

Apr 05, 2018
Live DC Pump Rules: Pillow Talk
01:35:08

Our first night in DC was a blessed one, because we got to cover an instantly iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bored in Mexico, Jax organizes his very own mystery party involving pillows by a hot tub. Thanks for the great times, DC! 

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Apr 04, 2018
RHOA: Two Can Play At That Cleopatra
01:27:06

The season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A. Fox. We're covering all the good stuff as well as a surprise message from an iconic Real Housewife. You def have to listen...

Apr 02, 2018
Married2Med: A Medical Miracle; Special Guest Carey O'Donnell
01:35:16

The finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Carey O'Donnell. We look fondly at "Vanderpump Rules" over the years and revisit some classic Bravo series like "Kell on Earth." Stick around for "Crappens Mailbag" when the wheels truly, truly come off.

Mar 30, 2018
SummerHouse: Drunk In Love
00:47:44

Amanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they'll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun weekend in the "Summer House." Check out our recap!

Mar 29, 2018
RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries
01:08:21

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't Remember NANNY K!!?!?" fight, and we couldn't be more grateful. 

This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Mar 28, 2018
PumpRules: Bottle Episode
01:36:29

The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops an iconic bombshell: she needs a baba. Or bubba? Come listen to our recap of this hilarious episode.

Mar 27, 2018
RHOA: The Daly Showed!
00:56:17

Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's an all around win.

This week's bonus is all about our trip to Detroit. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Mar 26, 2018
Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!
01:46:26

In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ever of one of our all time faves. Thanks for the amazing night you gave us, Detroit! Enjoy!

This week's bonus is a chat about Las Vegas, old people at the gym, and the first two parts of the Married to Medicine Reunion. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Mar 26, 2018
Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN
01:03:25

This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy!

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Mar 22, 2018
RHOBH: Séance Anything
01:23:17

Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears (and heavenly phone calls). Come join us for this recap of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

Mar 21, 2018
Vanderpump Rules: The Mighty Schmuck
01:37:50

Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy!

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Mar 20, 2018
RHOA: Joking Hazard
01:10:03

Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come listen to our recap of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Mar 20, 2018
RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)
02:06:04

We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" season 1 dinner party from hell. From the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the drunk medium Allison DuBois, we have it all covered. So grab your Camille Cocktail and get ready for a rocky, rowdy, and hilarious trip down Malibu memory lane. Thank you Texas!!

Mar 16, 2018
SummerHouse: Happily Everett After
00:49:55

It's the moment we've all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect. Plus, Stephen has a heartbreaking trip to Alabama.

Mar 15, 2018
RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear
01:41:21

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump's new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry Baby. 


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Mar 14, 2018
PumpRules: Creepy Controversy
01:31:20

"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Taco Bell Coven. Stassi and Kristen call him creepy, Ariana and Tom call him thoughtful, and Lisa calls him a hero. Who to believe? Maybe they're all right? Here's one thing we can all agree on: Brit is doing too much for Jax's birthday. If you don't already, be sure to subscribe to the podcast and buy tickets to our live shows at watchwhatcrappens.com

Mar 13, 2018
RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona
01:16:52

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women? 

 This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Mar 12, 2018
Top Chef: Successes and Gail-ures
01:32:08

Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear? Find out! We're in a Houston hotel room laughing our asses off. 

This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Mar 09, 2018
Summer House: Carlbellion
00:59:35

The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy!

This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Mar 08, 2018
RHOBH: Belle of the Ball Gag
01:25:56

Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment of Lisa Vanderpump's bruised ego. It's a petty, brilliant episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're recapping every inch of it. Grab your ball gags - we're gettin' freaky!

Mar 08, 2018
PumpRules: Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas
01:35:53

Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom test. They fail, but in a really fun broken bird-y kinda way. Enjoy!

This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Mar 07, 2018
Top Chef: Fishing For Compliments
01:07:21

Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, according to us. Join us as we unpack all that this show has to offer: fishing, grilling vegetables, cowboy hats. You know, the good stuff.


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Mar 06, 2018
RHONY Season 10 Trailer Deep Dive
01:26:07

The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot by shot (and sometimes frame by frame). We manage to pull out over an hour of thorough analysis from only two minutes of video - but hey, that's what "Watch What Crappens" is all about. Afterwards, we have fun in the Crappens Mailbag where we discuss the musical "Chicago" and of course Kitchen-Aid stand mixers. Thanks for listening - please tell your friends, subscribe to the show, and check us out at live at watchwhatcrappens.com

Mar 03, 2018
SummerHouse: Take Your Mom To Wirkus Day
01:09:22

Parental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House." Join us as we unpack the latest madness!


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Mar 01, 2018
RHOBH Faux Furs/Cold Shoulders
01:22:37

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle's new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what vampires are. Enjoy!

This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 28, 2018
PumpRules: Introducing Madison Marie Parks-Valletta; Special Guest Lara Marie Schoenhals
01:51:40

Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules." Come join us as we recap it!

Feb 28, 2018
RHOA: Unwelcome Mat
01:09:11

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat.

This week's bonus a catch up of Married To Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 27, 2018
Top Chef: Did You Mean To Disappoint Your Mother?
01:38:11

This week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jokes. Then, in the Crappens Mailbag, we have a candid conversation on what it means to be podcasters. For a really long time. 

This week's bonus is about our trip to NYC for our live show at the Bowery Ballroom and the hilarious Geraldines that made our night! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 23, 2018
RHOBH: Don't Cry For Me Kyle-gentina
01:16:03

This week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, for perceived snubs? Or Lisa Vanderpump, for being called insecure and jealous? It's a magnificent carousel of self-pity and accusations, and we're here to recap it all!


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Feb 22, 2018
PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES
01:48:47

Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus, important discussion about the Real Housewives of New York's ill-fated maritime adventure. Thanks to everyone who came to the show. To see one of our live shows, be sure to visit watchwhatcrappens.com !

Feb 21, 2018
SummerHouse: Carl's In Over His Head
01:14:55

Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what's really been on his mind. Join us as we recap all the madness!

Feb 20, 2018
RHOA: In-Spain in the Membrane
01:22:24

**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lots of Spaining to do. For our bonus episodes and premium extras, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

Feb 19, 2018
TopChef: Elevated Cuisine
01:08:43

"Top Chef" heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS. Pack your dramamine and come listen to our recap!

Feb 16, 2018
Summer House: Carltastrophe
01:03:28

This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 15, 2018
RHOBH: Wrecks and the City
01:14:28

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 14, 2018
PumpRules: It's My Party, and I'll Die If I Want To
01:17:55

Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a Kings & Queens party for Ariana. Meanwhile, Jax finds himself in Lisa's doghouse and out of her dog event. Will she ever forgive him? Come check out our recap, and be sure to subscribe to the show wherever podcasts are available!

Feb 14, 2018
RHOA: Where's The Beef?
01:01:28

The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby Vegan Porsha's "No Beef" party, and Marlo brings herself as a date. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 12, 2018
Top Chef: Heeere's Padma!
01:09:14

Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 09, 2018
Summer House: Bond-fire of the Clam-ities
01:19:44

Summer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Native American bondfire, but can the curse of Carl ever be overcome? This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 08, 2018
RHOBH: Beverly Hills Brexit
01:15:21

On this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who's the better friend. Or who deserves compassion. Or who's closer with whom? It's so petty it's almost perfect. Comes check out our recap of this hilarious episode!

Feb 07, 2018
PumpRules: Pump Your Brakes; Special Guest Danny Pellegrino
01:37:05

Everyone's saying problematic things on "Vanderpump Rules" this week. Whether it's about race, body-shaming, or Jax's worldview, the episode is full of cringeworthy moments - and we wouldn't have it any other way. Plus, there's a fire. Danny Pellegrino ("Everything Iconic") subs in for Ronnie to break down the whole mess.

Feb 06, 2018
2018 Golden Crappies LIVE!
01:54:18

It's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, recording in front of a live audience at The Hollywood Improv! Come join us as we fête the best (and the worst) of everything Bravo has to offer with a little help from our friends! Plus, stick around for a very special audience moment!!

Feb 05, 2018
TopChef: Flowers, Football, and Failure
00:58:19

A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely. Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surviving chefs are tasked to make tailgating food for Broncos fans. The results are mixed, but our recap is fully enthusiastic.

Feb 03, 2018
SummerHouse: Can't Have Your Carl and Eat It Too
00:59:14

Carl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that's not cool so she threw cake in Carl's face and was like THERE, Carl. Come listen to our similarly insightful recap!

Feb 01, 2018
RHOBH: Ya Give Me Beaver
01:09:00

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for PK and Erika Jayne helps her with a little pat the puss stage momagering. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 31, 2018
PumpRules: Mother May I Sleep With Danger?
01:23:52

On this week's "Vanderpump Rules," Brittany's mom is ready to crucify Jax -- or at least that's what Kristen is hoping for. Also, more drama between James and Logan, assertions of new wave feminism by Lala, and fresh loaves of bread at SUR. Come listen to our recap of yet another hilarious episode of VPR.

Jan 30, 2018
RHOA: Leave a Will
00:59:58

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kandi's magazine cover and Will gets his hand caught in a cookie. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 30, 2018
RHONJ: Pretty in Clink
01:20:30

The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh, and whale talk. This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 26, 2018
Summer House: Rosés, Thorns, and Carls
01:00:06

Summer House returns for season 2. The MTA has never been happier for the publicity. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 25, 2018
RHOBH: Know Your Whine Glasses
01:13:05

Teddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served in a champagne glass. It's all downhill from there. Come check out our recap of the episode followed by the return of Listener Spotlight!!

Jan 24, 2018
#624 Vanderpump Rules: Call Me By Your Pasta
01:24:44

Vanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week for the Pride episode. James barely holds his spot in the closet, Billie Lee gives a speech, and Jax takes up raking. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 23, 2018
RHOA: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
01:13:39

A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected. Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or not you think Ms. Daly is headed off the show...

Jan 23, 2018
RHONJ: Live from Boston - Can't Fight Foyer with Foyer
01:13:05

We're live in Boston for a second night, and this time we're talking the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. Come listen to

Jan 21, 2018
Crappens Live Boston VPR: The Return of White Kanye
01:44:05

We’re live in Boston this week at The Sinclair, and we’re thrilled to have one of Vanderpump Rules’ finest episodes to cover. We had a blast. Love you Boston! 

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Jan 19, 2018
RHOBH: A Wrinkle in Time
01:13:50

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It's a Time Fight! Enjoy! To hear our bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 17, 2018
Married2Med: Marital Unfocused Group
00:52:55

Quad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the troubled couple. But if we've learned anything from Dr. Jackie and Curtis, it's that sometimes a man is only good for changing a lightbulb. Come listen to our recap!

Jan 17, 2018
RHOA: Mbele-ishing The Truth
01:20:57

There's an elephant in the room. Actually, about ten of them. Yes, the most over-used expression since "thrown under the bus" reached peak saturation on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. But it was all worth it to meet our new favorite psychic: MBELE. Come listen to our recap as we rip apart the whole episode.

Jan 16, 2018
TopChef: Does a Bear Schnitzel in the Woods?
01:10:48

This week on Top Chef, the contestants must audition from Tasty.com, and after that it's a good ol' fashioned German party. DAS FLAVORS! Come listen to our recap!

Jan 12, 2018
RHONJ: Fall From Grace
01:26:25

On the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersy, Siggy's credibility - and body - takes a tumble. Yes, she's fallen, and she can't get up. Come listen to our recap of this disco-inferno-turned-ambulatory-care saga.

Jan 12, 2018
RHOBH: Tokyo Hellooo!
01:06:59

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a wasted Dorit ish. Rinna and Erika don't care, though, cuz they're momaging the brats in Tokyo. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 10, 2018
PumpRules: Britney Shocked To Learn Jax Is Still a Pig
01:26:38

This week's episode of "Vanderpump Rules" sees Britney trying to make Jax a better man... and Lala slapping her back to reality. Nothing like some cold, hard receipts to dash Jax's redemption. Come listen to our recap of this crazy episode. No squirrels were injured in the recording of our show.

Jan 09, 2018
RHOA: Tea and Sympathy
00:49:29

The Real Housewives of Atlanta come together for PSA that's dangerously close to devolving into another Donkey Booty war. This week's bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 08, 2018
Top Chef: Does a Bear S**t in the Woods?
01:07:20

Top Chef sends the cast to a snowy mountain. Will they get eaten by bears? Will they freeze? Will Carrie ever stop smiling? Let's find out! 

This week's bonus is all about our Christmas vacays. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 05, 2018
RHONJ: The Grudgeatelli Pasta Station
01:08:39

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are close to the end of the season. What better way to start your goodbye than a good ole fashioned grudge in a second rate pasta shop? 

This week's bonus is a recap of our Holiday Vacations. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 04, 2018
RHOBH: Horsing Around
01:11:59

Did you guys know that Teddi loves horses? Because she does. A lot. And this week we get to see her ride a horse. So, that's cool. Come listen to our recap of this exciting equestrian moment as well as some daddy issues from Erika and a birthday party for Dorit.

Jan 03, 2018
PumpRules: For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls
01:32:17

"Vanderpump Rules" kicks off 2018 with a special gift to the audience: a second cheating scandal! We're still barely wiping the Taco Bell off our lips from the first one! Come listen to our recap of the latest episode!

Jan 03, 2018
Special Guest Amy Phillips!
01:28:38

This week on "Watch What Crappens," comedienne Amy Phillips joins Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) to chat about the latest fights on "Real Housewives of Orange County" and "New Jersey." Then it's off to Long Island to talk "Princesses" and their horny dads. Along the way, there's plenty of gossip about Vicki Gunvalson and "Below Deck." Plus, Amy talks about her experiences with Ramona Singer, Lea Black and "Watch What Happens." Come listen!

Jan 02, 2018
RHONJ: Anti-Sigmitic
01:21:19

The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their Milan trip by mixing Hitler, shoes, and meatballs. Would you expect anything less? 

This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 21, 2017
RHOBH: Same Nest, New Broken Bird
01:17:09

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back with more wigs than ever and a new totally down to earth EQUESTRIAN broken bird. 

This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 20, 2017
PumpRules: Jaxination
01:22:04

The women of Vanderpump Rules have a seance to rid Jax of his ape spirit. Will Britney be able to stop herself from jumping right back into the potato sack with him? Beer cheese! 

This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 19, 2017
RHOA: Love in the First Degree
00:48:18

The Real Housewives of Atlanta brings us our first scene with Sheree's new man. Collect that love, baby! 

This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend and Ronnie's Austin Bobby Bender performance. Plus Married to Medicine, of course. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 18, 2017
Top Chef and Below Deck: It Ain't Easy Bein' Cheesy
01:39:03

If you have lactose intolerance, this amazing episode of Top Chef isn't for you. If, on the other hand, you love seeing tortoiseshell glasses leaking, you'll love it! Also, we talk a bit about the Below Deck reunion and make tons of Hoda jokes. 

This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend and Ronnie's Austin Bobby Bender performance. Plus Married to Medicine, of course. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 16, 2017
RHONJ: The Elephant in the Duomo
01:07:33

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Italy! They throw glasses, scream, and sob. The ush. This week's bonus is about Ronnie's Austin performance as Bobby Bender, Ben's birthday weekend, and Married to Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 14, 2017
Relationshep: A Shep In Every Port
01:06:20

Shep is looking for love, but the prospects are not amazing. We break it all down in this episode. Come join us for our recap of "Relationshep."

Dec 13, 2017
PumpRules: Sur Wars - The Last Jax Lie?
01:32:55

Epic revelations happen on this week's "Vanderpump Rules." First we learn the truth behind Faith's allegations. Then we meet Stassi's boyfriend. What a crazy time to be alive. Come listen to our recap of it all!

Dec 13, 2017
RHOA: Bae Area Bride
01:05:37

Real Housewives of Atlanta continues its tour of the Bay Area, and this week, it involves trolleys, Chinatown, Napa, and even a fake wedding to boot. Come join us for our recap of the episode!

Dec 11, 2017
Top Chef: Mile High
01:26:40

We're turning 600, and to celebrate, we're throwing a potluck! Actually, we're just watching one on the "Top Chef: Colorado" premiere. Join us as we dissect every handlebar mustache, potato chowder, and corn salad of the episode.

Dec 08, 2017
RHONJ: Posche Spice
01:10:11

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Posche Fashion Show! Come join us as we recap Tre's attempted shakedown of Kim D on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, a frumpy medium! We're such a freakout over this.

Dec 07, 2017
Below Deck: The Dingaling Mother's Circus
01:03:07

Below Deck ends its season with a full on circus. Will Kate finally find a way to shut Jen up? This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 06, 2017
PumpRules: Declaration of Faith
01:34:32

"Vanderpump Rules" is back with a bang - literally. Allegedly? Whatever. Come listen to this supersized episode (over 90 minutes long) as we recap the entire monumental season premiere. Epic.

Dec 06, 2017
RHOA: Marlo in the Middle
01:08:13

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to San Francisco, and Nene gets to put her new "You Are!" strategy on the table. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 05, 2017
RHONJ: Sog Park Diaries
01:16:22

The drama on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey begins in a dog park and climaxes with a new wine stain on yet another wall of an Italian restaurant. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Nov 30, 2017
BelowDeck: Kate Plus 8 (headaches)
00:47:56

"Below Deck" is nearing the end of its season, which means all the yachties are going out of their minds. Come join us as we recap this penultimate episode wherein First Stew Kate all but explodes

Nov 29, 2017
RHOC: Of Human Blonde-age
01:03:37

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before ripping each other to shreds one last time. Yay! This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

Nov 28, 2017
RHOA: Don't Be Tardy for the White Party
01:12:11

Did you get your invite to Nene's Girls & Gays Never Forget: Non-Holocaust Edition White Party Seafood Soiree Sponsored By The American Association of Clams and Scallops? Well, Kim Zolciak didn't either, but that didn't stop her from crashing the partay. Come check out our recap of this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Nov 28, 2017
BelowDeck: It's All Gravy (and Scallops)
01:18:46

Matt's still serving up mediocre food on "Below Deck," and if that's not bad enough, Jen dipped her fork in Kyle's gravy. WHAAAAA? Will she wind up locked in a bathroom? Who knows? Come listen to our very special Thanksgiving recap!

Nov 23, 2017
Married to Medicine: Track and Shield
01:16:57

It’s a double recap of Married to Medicine! First up is a hamburger cook of flavored with the salt of relationship tears, and then is a track and field day for FITNI, where Heavenly just barely resists using the tug of war rope to strangle the new chick. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***For 50 percent off your Stitch Fix order, go to stitchfix.com/crappens! 

Nov 22, 2017
RHOC: What Is Dis Word, Reunion?
01:00:39

Real Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 21, 2017
RHOA: Disco Infer-no
01:18:58

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Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 21, 2017
Below Deck: Cougar Watch
01:11:14

Some God fearin, butt lovin cougars are the new charter guests on this week’s Below Deck. Can Nico keep his pants on? Can EJ keep from touching himself? And did Kate call Jen a whore, or is Jen just reaaaaaaally stupid? Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 17, 2017
RHONJ: Trick or Retreat
01:14:53

This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey has the women headed to an overnight retreat, but there's no room for empowerment when allegations of drug use, bullying, and public shaming are at play. Come grab a Rails-tini and listen to our recap!

Nov 16, 2017
RHOD: Reunion Part L22
01:01:09

Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part 2 featured lots of fake tears, terrible spray tans and amazing monologues. Also, very nice pores. Thanks L22! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 15, 2017
RHOC: Candle With Care
01:06:37

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes out their season at a candle party, in case you’re not already dozing off. This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 15, 2017
RHOA: Baths & Showers
01:14:56

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" started this week with a bath and ended with a shower. And in between there was all sorts of hilarious stuff. Come join us for the recap!

Nov 13, 2017
Below Deck: The Legend of Ass Ho
00:49:12

Below Deck had a Hawaiian party this week, and the Stud of the Seas came through. Also, EJ got ready to say goodbye and a guest complained. A lot. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 10, 2017
RHONJ: Marges Get Soggy Too
01:06:12

Classic Marge gave us some classic tears as she bared her soul for Dolores on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join us as we recap this study in Jersey parenting!

Nov 09, 2017
RHOD: PTSDildo
01:09:12

You should never bully someone with a sex toy. This is the takeaway from part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Come learn more lessons with our recap!

Nov 08, 2017
RHOC: Vikings of Wishful Thinking
01:23:23

Vicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague laughter? Come join us as we wrap up the Icelandic trip with some lamb shank and marital awkwardness.

Nov 08, 2017
RHOA: Fifty Shades of Leafblowers
01:13:57

**This was recorded under extreme circumstances. Please forgive the audio! The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a tenth season, and Cynthia celebrates with a leafblower. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 07, 2017
RHONJ: Live from SF! Classic Marge
01:30:40

We took our show to San Francisco for a super fun recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join the crowd as we recap the pasta tasting from hell. And afterwards, stay tuned for the first ever Watch What Crappens wedding proposal!!! Thanks to everyone who bought tickets and came to the show!

Nov 05, 2017
RHOD: Musical Epilogue
00:01:45

We turned the Real Housewives of Dallas into a musical epilogue because we just saw Little Shop of Horrors and can’t stop obsessing. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 02, 2017
Below Deck: The Musical
00:54:27

Nico’s brother comes on board this week with his dirty ass feet. Will Jen bang him? Or will she save herself for the cougar guest who can’t keep her boobs in her bikini? We were so nervous about the whole thing that we just sang the whole time. This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 02, 2017
RHOD: Rules of Engagement
01:19:09

The Real Housewives of Dallas ends its season by celebrating a carnie engagement! Will everyone follow the rules? Will L22 show itself? Will anyone’s throat get slit? This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 01, 2017
RHOC: Icelandic Halloween Spook-tacular 2017
01:04:00

It's Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and CRAWLY recap of the latest Real Housewives of Orange County episode! Boooooooo!!

Oct 31, 2017
Shahs of Sunset: The Dools of Our Lives
01:14:53

Timestamps below! Kathy Griffin went off on Andy this weekend, so we spent the first half hour talking that over. Then, Shahs of Sunset finished out its season with screaming, yelling, and a near overdose. See ya next year, suckas! This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Kathy Griffin and Andy Cohen Feud: 0-30:15

Shahs: 30:15

Oct 30, 2017
BelowDeck: Brico Suave, Eh?
01:13:10

"Below Deck" is looking an awful lot like the Loveboat this week. Nico and Bri finally hook up (byeeeeeee Melissa), EJ and Baker strike up a casual romance, and Matt, well, he doesn't quite find the balloon knot he was searching for in his ex, but hey, there's always another banana Foster around the corner. After the recap, stay tuned for Crappens Mailbag!

Oct 27, 2017
RHONJ: Welcome Back, Scumbag!
01:10:44

Melissa gets cake shamed this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Danielle pulls some old tricks out of a new bag. Enjoy! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 26, 2017
RHOD: Declaration of Sparklependence
01:05:24

It’s a Sparkle Launch Party on Real Housewives of Dallas this week, so get ready for prettier dog poop to come from your best furry friend! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 25, 2017
RHOC: The Great Icelandic Casserole Run
01:16:32

The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Iceland. Who will fall into a crevasse? Who will find themselves in a Lynchian dream state? Who will almost die right before our very eyes? Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 24, 2017
Shahs: Inglorious Bastards
01:17:14

Part 1 of the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion gave us all the classy stuff: casual racism, bastard accusations, and man-buns Who could ask for anything more?

Oct 24, 2017
Below Deck: The Vanilla Blind Side
01:25:06

Sandra Bullock once played a lady who hates chocolate ice cream. You heard it here first. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 20, 2017
RHONJ: Cry Me A Joan River
01:25:02

The feud between Siggy and Margaret reaches epic new levels on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. It can only lead to one thing: bragging about Joan Rivers. Come join us as we recap this madness.

Oct 19, 2017
RHOD: Deck The Halls With Flesh Eating Bacteria
01:14:36

Something's eating away at LeeAnne, and it's not just the flesh eating bacteria in her boobs. She's mad as hell at Cary for talking crap about Brandi, and at a Winter Wonderland party, she'll leave no notecard behind in order to uncover the truth! Come listen to our recap of The Real Housewives of Dallas Brandi Land extravaganza!


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Oct 18, 2017
RHOC: Stirring The Feeling Pot
01:19:22

Meghan King Edmonds invites the ladies over to get their aura read, but the night ends in disaster as Peggy and Shannon fight about Diko and David. It's a good ol' fashion dinner-party-gone-wrong, and we love it!

Oct 17, 2017
Shahs of Sunset: Drag to the Finish Line
01:12:04

Shahs of Sunset puts an end to the season this week. Reza dresses like Vida, makes his husband cry, and tops off the Sunday by manipulating someone into telling off their own mom. That’s talent. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 16, 2017
Below Deck: You’re a Good Man, Chris Brown
01:08:49

Chris Brown gets the gift of a plane ticket on this week’s Below Deck, and EJ finally loses his cool beans. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 13, 2017
RHONJ: Can't Throw Your Cake and Have It Too
01:28:47

No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip turns loca after Tre refuses to apologize for tossing Siggy's cake, and when fighting words like "soggy" and "trash" get thrown around, things get real crazy. Come listen to our recap. Afterwards, we have the winners of our Clear The Flem contest!!!


00:00:00 - Intro / RHONJ

01:11:26 - CLEAR THE FLEM WINNERS (time stamp may be a minute off depending on pre-roll ads)

Oct 13, 2017
RHOD: Siesta Fiesta
00:53:47

The Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 11, 2017
RHOC: Belly Up!
01:06:34

Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 10, 2017
Shahs: Broadway Be Swervin'!
00:53:43

GG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is pregnant, guys.

Oct 09, 2017
BelowDeck: You're No Bosun, No Bosun of Mine!
01:05:30

There's a new bosun on "Below Deck," and no one likes him. But he's got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend of horrific "Below Deck" dates. As Kate would say, "ha."

Oct 06, 2017
RHONJ: Most Talented Cake in the World
01:18:40

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake fight. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 05, 2017
RHOD: Los Dildo Es Muy Not Classy, Por Favor
01:06:18

The Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn't go over well. And we love it.

Oct 04, 2017
RHOC: Testes & Besties
01:13:16

Real Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug's vasectomy, Vicki's colon cleanse, Tamra's rash, Peggy's cancer, and Shannon's marital strife. Fun! Come listen to us break it down!

Oct 04, 2017
Shahs of Sunset: Shalom and Goodbye
01:10:47

The gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried there for a second. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 02, 2017
Live Chicago Part 2: RHOD & Special Guests LeeAnne Locken and Nico Scholly
01:37:00

It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s Nico Scholly. This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 29, 2017
Live Chicago Part 1: RHOC & Special Guest LeeAnne Locken
01:31:10

Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken showed up for a little fun, so we dragged her onstage for an interview only she can give. Enjoy! This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 28, 2017
BelowDeck: Kate Has No Time For Tired Excuses
01:04:01

When the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TIYERD, guys! Come relive what happens when Bruno's fatigue encounters Kate's resting bitch face. It's glorious.


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Sep 27, 2017
RHOAKL: Being Real, Stupid
01:16:31

It's the season (or series?) finale of "Real Housewives of Auckland," and every lady came to fight. Who emerged on top? We try to figure that out over the course of this super-sized recap. Stick around for a special "Clear The Flem" afterwards!

Sep 26, 2017
Shahs of Sunset: The Mangina Monologues
00:56:10

GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 25, 2017
RHOAKL: Book Launch: We Have Contact!
01:21:07

There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 22, 2017
BelowDeck: Jesus Take The Iron
00:41:51

This week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifically. If this boat's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' (especially if you're bringing eggplant parmesan with tequila).

Sep 21, 2017
RHOD: Ooh, Look What You Made Tea Do
01:05:55

There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from Kameron's Jack Daniels humiliation revenge to Cary's dinner party hostility. Oh, and LeeAnne got engaged at the fair! PEOPLE YOU MUST WATCH THIS SHOW.

Sep 20, 2017
RHOC: 2 on 2 Betch Volleyball
01:22:37

Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but nothing could compare to the knee squeeze heard around the world. Even Lydia snapped! Check out our recap of this bonkers episode.

Sep 20, 2017
Shahs of Sunset: A Turkey Hear-acle
01:19:50

GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relationships and bonds with fetuses. Enough to go around. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 18, 2017
RHOAKL: Race Tracks of Angela's Tears
00:45:44

The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast and furious, we delve into Angela's life. What do we find there? Heartache, tragedy, and a marshmallow filling. Fun! Afterwards, Crappens Mailbag!

Sep 15, 2017
Below Deck: Mountain Dews & Don’ts
01:04:01

Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggressive Chastain perfection and Captain Lee curse rants. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 14, 2017
RHOD: Memphis Door Belle
00:59:08

The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there's a rift a-brewin' in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick around for a very special Crappens Spotlight!


00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Dallas

00:54:48 - Crappens Spotlight

Sep 13, 2017
RHOC: The Shady in Red
01:17:08

Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shade bomb for her frienemy. **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 12, 2017
Shahs of Sunset: In Vitro Hurt-ilization
01:05:25

This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnant, right? **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 11, 2017
RHOAKL: Sticking To Their Guns
00:54:05

After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment: feeding cats, petting dogs, shooting clay pigeons, and enduring white shirts. What could be more delightful?

Sep 08, 2017
BelowDeck: Tender Greens
01:21:46

Below Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **This week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 07, 2017
RHOD: Climbing the Power Meemaw Ladder
01:00:14

Kameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 06, 2017
RHOC: Getting Dragged
01:19:23

The Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 05, 2017
Crappens Live in LA!! with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador
01:55:37

It's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary Island" episode of Real Housewives of New York, and then it's on for the main event: a round table conversation with the stars of "Flipping Out": Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, and Jenni Pulos. Oh, and did we mention that SHANNON BEADOR DROPPED BY??? Truly the most amazing night in Crappens history!!!


Here are time codes for your listening pleasure:

00:00:00 - Intro, excitement, general OMG moments

00:05:22 - Scary Island Recap

01:00:25 - Middle Seat Selfie with Shannon Beador

01:06:46 - Group chat with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador


Thanks so much to everyone who showed up. This was a career highlight for us!

Sep 04, 2017
RHOAKL: RHOShauckland
01:24:19

The ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes. 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Sep 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Sep 01, 2017
RHONY: Every Rose Has Its Corn(hole)
01:10:48

The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story to explain why she didn’t know what sex was. Enjoy! **Live show in LA with guests Jeff Lewis, Gage Edwards and Jenni Pulos is this Saturday Sept 2! Grab tickets at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Aug 31, 2017
RHOD: I Can't Feel My Two-Face When I'm With You
01:13:49

Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up like Two-Face. Yes, it's another exciting episode of RHOD's triumphant second season, and we are here for it. Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Listener Spotlight!

Aug 30, 2017
RHOC: Race to the Finish
01:12:18

David joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym. 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 29, 2017
Shahs: Are You Being Sherv'd?
01:07:53

It's the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devilish than we ever imagined (read: obvi) because he's been banging Tara of Tara & Rob (aka Tarb). It's a scandal we all weren't prepared for but somehow must embrace. Come listen to our take on this madness!

Aug 28, 2017
RHOAKL: Never Have I Ever Watched Kiwis on Vacay
00:53:55

The Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it's a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. For Angela, however, the fake work never ends. That's why she brought Lea along to punish and torment. Maybe Anne needs to teach her some etiquette lessons.

Come listen and stick around for Crappens Mailbag afterwards!

Aug 25, 2017
RHONY: The Penthouse Is Mightier Than The Sword
01:08:28