Watch What Crappens

By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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samaaaantha
 Feb 3, 2020
best podcast of all time. way better than freakonomics

Tammy
 Sep 27, 2019
Love this podcast! The guys are hilarious, the live shows are awesome too!!

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A daily podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, Below Deck, Southern Charm and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Episode Date
Netflix' My Octopus Teacher
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Netflix hit a home run with My Octopus teacher, and we're here to add Patti LuPone and nosy Jill Zarin fish into our newest movie obsession. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 24, 2020
SellingSunset: St. Louis Blues
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This week on Selling Sunset, Chrishell retreats to the midwest for some R&R with her family. Meanwhile back in LA, Christine and Davina are adamant that there are two sides to every story: a hot and famous side, and a Chrishell side. Whose side are you on? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 23, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Provision Quest
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Chef Tom continues to endure endless humiliations: first he has to slice a cucumber — a cucumber!! — and on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, he also must contend with bad fish and burnt buns. HE'S OVER IT, BLOKE!!!! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 22, 2020
RHOP: Barnstorming
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Real Housewives of Potomac was chock full of drama this week. First, Michael 'fesses up to "taking the bait" and going back a hotel with a random girl. But don't worry guys — he passed out immediately and when he came to, he was half naked and lying next to a woman. NOTHING HAPPENED. Then it's off to a barn for some wine tasting where all hell breaks loose between Monique and Candiace. It's the fight we've been preparing for all season, and now it's finally here! Sort of? We'll have to wait for next week for all the juicy details.Team Monique or Team Candiace? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 21, 2020
RHONY: Ramona Wants To Help America
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Part two of the Real Housewives of New York season 12 reunion powers on, and it features everything we could want: Ramona invoking Lucille Ball, Ramona calling Dorinda a drunk, and Ramona telling Leah to help America by "owning" her bipolar diagnosis. And we haven't even gotten to the Tinsley stuff yet. It's always a great time when these ladies get together.  Watch this recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41761816Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 18, 2020
RHOBH: Denise Has Left The Building
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Denise Richards goes out in a blaze of glory on Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion. Clutching a script, some shoes, and a selection of fine pens, Denise became the first Bravo cast member to spend her reunion fielding questions while also memorizing lines. Now that's she off to The Bold and The Beautiful full time, she leaves behind Lisa Rinna with useless text message printouts and Kyle Richards, who implored everyone to be OPEN and HONEST ad nauseam. What did you think about the season? Whose team were you on? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 17, 2020
Selling Sunset: Hartleyless
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Chrishelle gets a hideous text on Selling Sunset, and Christine, Davina and Maya try to figure out how Keurig machines work. For this week's premium bonus shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 16, 2020
Below Deck Med: Cucumber Cataclysm
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Chef Tom chews Aesha out over a cucumber on Below Deck Med, but add an avocado into the mix and it's all out war! For our premium bonuses become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 15, 2020
RHOP: Bonfireball of the Vanities
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Monique gets mad that some of the girls miss her big s'mores bonfire on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and Ashley gets the bad news about her man. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 14, 2020
RHONY: The Masked Singer
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  The ladies yell at Ramona for her terrible Covidiquette on the Real Housewives of New York reunion, but all Ramona cares about is trying to get her straw through her mask. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 11, 2020
RHOBH: I Don't Know Her
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo**  Kyle complains that everyone has been coming after her this season on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part two, and then she continues to go after Denise. Unfortunately, Denise has never met a Randy. For this week's bonus Real Housewives of Salt Lake City trailer breakdown, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 10, 2020
SellingSunset: Wedge Issue
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Put on your most elegant Galia Lahav because Christine is shopping for her gothic Barbie wedding on season 3, episode 5 of Selling Sunset! It's another episode full of tense yet polite showdowns and overuse of the word "wedge." Plus, the bomb finally drops on Chrishell's doomed marriage. HAVE SOME ETIQUETTE!! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 09, 2020
BelowDeckMed: I Dated a Pill in Ibiza
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It takes a special duo to be worse than Johnny and Michelle Damon, but on Below Deck Mediterranean, Rob and Jessica are up for the challenge! The two are truly THAT couple: the one who ruins everything — a group dinner, a night at the club, your favorite yacht TV show — as they bicker passive aggressively over shopping trips and being present. UGH. In other news, Chef Tom finished a charter without any potatoes in the bin! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 08, 2020
RHOP: Caught Blue Handed
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It's not a season of The Real Housewives of Potomac without a Michael Darby scandal, and this time around, he's been caught at a strip club talking about having a wife and a boyfriend. Is it true? Does it even matter? Will this have any impact on their marriage? Probably not, but we'll have fun watching the chaos that's sure to ensue! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 07, 2020
RHONY: Turban Legend
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Dorinda Medley leaves Real Housewives of New York  in a blaze of saliva.  Is this the way she really wanted to end things?  I guess it doesn't really matter since we technically have a three part reunion to look forward to next week!  Don't just listen to this episode, watch it too! Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41252456 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 04, 2020
RHOBH: Let There Be (Gas)Light
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It's part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 10 reunion, which means it's time to rev up the gaslighting machine! The question is — who's gaslighting who? We're still Team Denise in this dumb feud. Where do you land?Also, don't forget to watch our video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41206236 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 03, 2020
Selling Sunset: Thanks(for)giving Mary Everything!
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It's Friendsgiving on Selling Sunset, but no one's happy that Mary's always taking. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 02, 2020
Below Deck Med: Memories of a Aesha
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Aesha returns to Below Deck Med for a trip to Ibiza, and Rob is in trouble for exting. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Sep 01, 2020
RHOP: Birds of Slay
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The Real Housewives of Potomac take a girls trip to Monique's lakehouse and baby Dean starts some poop. Will the bird come to his rescue? For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.
Aug 31, 2020
RHONY: Mob Wives
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** 

This week on Real Housewives of New York, Dorinda celebrates her birthday, Leah celebrates her company, and Sonja trains her dog to poop on the carpet better. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 28, 2020
RHOBH: Out Me Without Me
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** 

Season finale time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The ladies try to set Denise up for a big showdown with Brandi Glanville at Dorit's finale party, and it falls as flat as Dorit's new fake champagne. For this week's bonus about Luann's new song and Dorinda leaving RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 27, 2020
SellingSunset: Tall Orders and Short Windows
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On Selling Sunset season 3 episode 3, Davina's $75 million listing continues to cause problems of all sizes, especially with Jason a.k.a. The Number One Guy In This Group. Will Davina be able to find a buyer for Adnan's evil lair? Or will she crash and burn like so many vehicles trying to make a left on Coldwater Canyon out of the property's driveway? Plus, Romain eats cheese.

 

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Aug 26, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Draggin’, Bali, Zzzzzs
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We've learned a lot of things recently on Below Deck Mediterranean: always have a backup potato, don't ignore the laundry, and no matter what you do, never poach something for idiots. The biggest lesson of all, however, is that Rob and Jess's trip to Bali will never, ever be interesting. That's something we had to learn the hard way.

 

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Aug 25, 2020
RHOP: I Got La’Dame In My Bag, Swag
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Karen Huger is ready to open up her new NEW house to the ladies on The Real Housewives of Potomac, and her party has everything: acrobats near the community pond, a singing telegram, and even some awkward Beyoncé cosplay! The Grande Dame is back, baby!

 

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Aug 24, 2020
RHONY: Curses! Soiled Again
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The Real Housewives of New York wraps up its Mexican vacation, but not before dealing with a lot of rage... and a little bit of poop. Then it's back to NYC for Sonja's big Century 21 launch. This episode has it all: bad wine, stacks of rice cakes, and a new excuse for skipping an event: the Fire Island house winter reunion. Are we ever worthy of this show?

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Aug 21, 2020
RHOBH: Buca di Uh-Oh
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What goes on in the Capri Room, stays in the Capri Room! Unless it's on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Listen to us break down all the gory details of Teddi Mellencamp's family-style baby shower. Do you believe Brandi Glanville or Denise Richards?


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Aug 20, 2020
Selling Sunset: Botoxic Friends
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The Botox and Burgers showing goes well, but will Amanza find the confidence in herself to inspire Trixie Monacle to write a new power ballad? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 19, 2020
Below Deck Med: Honay Byes
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It's the final episode for honnnnaaaaay and the first episode for a new off his rocker chef. Get ready for a tantrum! For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 18, 2020
RHOP: Sip n' Flee
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Ashley has a sip n' see for her kid on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac. Will Candiace make it through without poking herself tearfully in the eye with a folded napkin? For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 17, 2020
Interview with Christine Quinn of 'Selling Sunset'
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We are newly obsessed with Selling Sunset, and what better way to take our obsession to the next level than by interviewing the ever polarizing cast member Christine Quinn. Come join us for a casual chat about the show, real estate, and her favorite Bravolebrities.

 

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Aug 17, 2020
RHONY: Sex and the Cenote
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Down a cave the women of Real Housewives of New York descend. There's lots of sexiness this week, and even more poo. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 14, 2020
RHOBH: Welcome to the ThunderRome
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** 

The women wrap up their Rome trip with a near walk-off by Denise and a tearful, most likely temporary apology from Rinna. For this week's bonus about Big Brother, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 13, 2020
SellingSunset: Felt Cahoots, Might Delete Later
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Season 3 of Selling Sunset arrived over the weekend, and we are here to recap the big premiere! SO much happened: Christine had a birthday party, Amanza reminded Mary that she should be mad, and Heather learned how to spell "Cahoots," despite Google not working anymore! What a time to be alive.

 

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Aug 12, 2020
BelowDeckMed: It's About Tom
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As predicted, with Kiko off Below Deck Mediterranean, Malia's boyfriend Tom has swooped in to save the day. But things are far from fixed on this ship of terrors. Malia throws a hissy fit about not getting to share a room with her boyfriend, and it all culminates in some very serious allegations. We have a lot to say about this one...

 

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Aug 11, 2020
RHOP: Ashley Wasn't Torn Yesterday
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This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, Monique and Gizelle come together to inspire Ashley to leave her apartment... and face Candiace for another round of battering. Meanwhile, Karen works out, and Wendy continues to impress.

 

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Aug 10, 2020
RHONY: No More Dromedary
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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even camels. Oh, and a short gentleman with a stack of margaritas on his head. Isn't that what vacation is all about?

Plus, Ramona shames Dorinda about her drinking, and Dorinda blames it all on Luann. Fun!

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Aug 07, 2020
RHOBH: The Elephant In The Rome
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The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her own up her sleeve. Whether anyone believes them is a whole other issue. Meanwhile, Kyle buys a fedora.

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Aug 06, 2020
Below Deck Med: The Day the Music Fried
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90's hip hop is ruined forever in this week's Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 04, 2020
RHOP: Venom and Diamonds
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The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 03, 2020
RHONY: Go to Cancun, Not to Can'tcun
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** 

Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it out on a poor ceviche guy. Will Leah put her in her place or will their trip go from Cancun go to a trip of Can'tcun? For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 31, 2020
RHOBH: To Rome With Shove
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The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where they spill Denise's beans all over town. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 30, 2020
SellingSunset: Just Mary'd
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Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we've all been not really waiting for: Mary's wedding!! It's the perfect occasion to bring the entire cast together — well, minus Davina —  and put aside their differences. Except, of course, that doesn't really happen because a few nights prior, Amanza threw a second bachelorette party and conveniently didn't invite half the office. Maya was really upset guyzz.

We're breaking down the whole season finale here. Come join!

 

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Jul 29, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Nacho Nacho Man
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Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner proves to be a gamble he just can't win. It's an extra cringeworthy episode, and we're here to break down every chicken finger, nacho, and domino brownie. YIKES.

 

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Jul 28, 2020
Shahs: Best Frenemies Forever
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The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they've been doing for the past ten years or so. Surely this is the end for them. Or is it?

 

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Jul 27, 2020
RHONY: It’s My Party, and I’ll Be Déclassé If I Want To - Live from Quarantine!
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Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it's LuAnn addressing a room of ex-cons, Sonja struggling with her townhouse again, and Ramona losing her mind at her own party with fifty of her closest girlfriends. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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Jul 25, 2020
RHOBH: Bi Furious
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It's the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we've been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did happen). No, not Brandi finally apologizing to Adreinne Maloof (although that did happen too). You guys, it's the episode where Brandi finally levels her girl-on-girl accusations against Denise Richards, and no one is more shocked that KYLE RICHARDS. Come join us as we break down this disaster.

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Jul 23, 2020
Selling Sunset: A Long Day's Journey Into Los Feliz
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The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Accusations. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 22, 2020
Below Deck Med: Ponzu Scheme
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Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 21, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Re-Joon-ion
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The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 20, 2020
RHONY: One Blue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
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The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 17, 2020
RHOBH: A Not So Silent Auction
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Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time Camille, Brandy, Kim, Eileen and Adrienne are along for the ride. Will Rinna show Camille some charity? For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 16, 2020
SellingSunset: You Guys, Amanza Was Late!
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On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the most exclusive event on the nine-year-old party circuit. Yup, mmhmmm. But wait! One of her BUSIEST clients EVAR wants to see a house on Doheny at that very moment! What to do? Hang out with nine year olds or get a potentch commish? Luckily, Amanza is around to save the day. But does she? Also, Mary looks at dresses, and Davina JUST WANTS A DEAL, PEOPLE.

 

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Jul 15, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Plant-Based Riot
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Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that these guests are AWFUL too. Meanwhile, Pete threatens to be professional, and Jess gets a sweet new hand accessory.


 

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Jul 14, 2020
Married2MedLA: Is There a Doctor in the House?
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Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a question that has us on the edge of our seats. Plus, Josh Altman makes a special appearance, and Britten reclaims her bed.

 

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Jul 13, 2020
#1266 RHONY: Show Stopper
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The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a recently emboldened Elyse, who's feeling snubbed after a particularly rude encounter at Omar's. But the real pièce de resistance is Luann's Broadway diva tirade against Sonja. This is the stuff we dream about, and Lu's rant already has a place in the Gay Monologue Hall of Fame.


 

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Jul 10, 2020
RHOBH: Junk in the Trunk Show
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After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back... and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle's party, and when they return for Sutton's trunk show, things don't go much better.

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Jul 09, 2020
Selling Sunset: Soldier Down
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Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 08, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Kiko Suave Saves the Day
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The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 07, 2020
RHONY: Seafood Tower of Terror
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Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this season, this time at Lu's Halloween party. Then, we catch up with Married to Medicine LA on their Palm Springs trip. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 06, 2020
Selling Sunset: Romain Calm!
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Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this week's Selling Sunset. Can he stay as chill as the zebra? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 01, 2020
BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy
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With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too douchey for an understaffed boat. Between oyster controversies and extra guests, Hannah is up to her honaaay eyes in misery. Thankfully, Bugs brought the thundaaaaaah!!!

 

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Jun 30, 2020
Married2MedLA: A Good Shaman Is Hard To Find
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This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a cowboy chef, and an emotional air horn exchange.

 

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Jun 30, 2020
TasteTheNation: If I Were An Oscar Mayer Padma
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We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching Padma waltz through Milwaukee trying sausages and talking about Kegels? We're tackling episode 2 of Taste the Nation (available on Hulu).


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Jun 25, 2020
SellingSunset: There's Something About Mary's Wedding
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On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. Luckily Christine is around to change that. Meanwhile, Heather is still mad at Amanza, and Maya likes musical chairs.

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Jun 24, 2020
Below Deck Med: Bugs in the System
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Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jun 23, 2020
Married to Medicine LA: Judging Covers
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Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jun 23, 2020
Top Chef: The Beguiling Beet Goes On
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Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jun 22, 2020
Selling Sunset: Davina Intervention
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Davina has a lot of negativity coming her way in the Selling Sunset office, but she's got a huge house to sell before she can worry about it.

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Jun 18, 2020
PumpRules: Anti Jaxxers
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Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules as we know it. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jun 17, 2020
Married2MedLA: Dr. Imani Has Had Her Phil
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On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It's all fun and beignets until reality catches up with Dr. Imani at home.

Also, Jazmin's blood sugar is GREAT guys!

 

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Jun 16, 2020
BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job
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So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate these choppy seas, but we'll do our best.


 

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Jun 16, 2020
TopChef: Instant Parma's Gonna Get You
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We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of parmigiano-reggiano and prosciutto de parma. It's the fanciest ham & cheese throw down of all time. Did you MEAN to make it into the finals??

 

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Jun 15, 2020
RHONY: Always Leave Them Wanting Mortimer
4742

We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the cast's perennial punching bag finally decided love was more important than fame and shipped herself off to life with Scott... but not before enduring one last spat with Dorinda and a few zombies to boot.

We're sad to see Tins go. What about you?

 

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Jun 12, 2020
Selling Sunset: New Season, New Rock
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*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season Two of Selling Sunset! Enjoy!

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Jun 11, 2020
VPR: Dewitched
5439

Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing.  Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero.  Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show, amiright?

 

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Jun 10, 2020
Below Deck Med: You Got Honay Iced!
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Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap.

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Jun 09, 2020
Top Chef: Trifling Truffles
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Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jun 08, 2020
RHONY: Tea and Ravioli
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The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newport before settling in for a fight over tea back home in NYC. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jun 05, 2020
RHOBH: Grounding Bag Drag
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This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue.

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Jun 04, 2020
PumpRules: Charli and the Mock-a-twit Factory
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Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking the crown for destroying Old Man Jax and Kristen getting caught with her hand in the dbag jar. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jun 03, 2020
BelowDeckMed: New Faces, Same Honay Eyes
4252

Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Italian thorn in Hannah's side. We're only one episode in, and it already looks like a disaster (but in the best way). What did you think about the season premiere?

 

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Jun 02, 2020
TopChef: The Wind Beneath Padma's Wings
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So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on American Airlines. And finally, they all convene at Michael's in Santa Monica for one last lavish California meal. Check out our recap!

 

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Jun 01, 2020
RHONY: Sister Retract
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The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag along, a rollercoaster evening of drinking, screaming, and crying ensues. Pretty much right on brand for this show.

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May 29, 2020
RHOBH: Careful the Things You Say, Children Will Listen
4164

The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her children. And like a hearty main from Buca di Beppo, the drama is served in large portions.


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May 28, 2020
RHOA: Dissenter Square
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Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about what we're watching, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 27, 2020
Crappens Live Austin: RHONY Slutty Island
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It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy! 

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May 26, 2020
Top Chef: Olympic Squeams
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Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 25, 2020
RHONY: Cold War
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The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to act like a flaming hypocrite some more, then Ramona is taken down at her own women empowerment party. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 22, 2020
RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers
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It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of ladies coming at Kyle over petty nothings and it make life worth living. 

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May 21, 2020
PumpRules: The Louse That SUR Built
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Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Jax breakdown and the crumbling of the fourth wall, and we're here to recap it for you live from quarantine! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 20, 2020
RHOA: She's Embedded in Your Brain!
3262

Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. It's a moment that earns a spot in the RHOA reunion highlight reel for years to come.

 

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May 19, 2020
TopChef: This One Time At Bland Camp
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This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet for 200 hungry, hungover moms. Basically, it's a nightmare.

 

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May 18, 2020
RHONY: Children of the Scorn
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The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What better time to channel internal disappointment into rage against Tinsley?

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May 15, 2020
RHOBH: She's Effin' Denise Richards!
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This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traumatic mouse disorder, Lois swings by for a visit, and Dorit has major news about Buca di Beppo!!!!

 

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May 14, 2020
PumpRules: Pool Intentions
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After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is the victim. Poor guy. Meanwhile, Dayna's love triangle continues to chug along uncharismatically, and Lala declares herself an adult.

 

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May 13, 2020
RHOA Reunion 1: Blippity Bloopity Zoom
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet?

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May 12, 2020
Top Chef: War and Peace Out
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Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue ever recover from the brutal treatment it received in judging? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 11, 2020
RHONY: Bully Laughs
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The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for a stand up to bullying night. Will Lu have a drink? And will Dorinda throw one? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 09, 2020
Summer House: The Final Fireball
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*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, and there's a lot of peeing in odd places. Definitely wear your mask.

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May 08, 2020
RHOBH: Girl (on Girl) Fight
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice shames Denise and Teddi's retreat is about as exciting as you thought it would be. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 07, 2020
PumpRules: Save the Fails
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Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 06, 2020
Shahs: Sip 'n' Seethe
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On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining order. Plus, Mike decides to be petty, and Nema has a breakthrough with his dad.

 

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May 05, 2020
TopChef: Pitch Sesh
4086

It's a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo is the guest quickfire judge! Then, for the main challenge, the chefs must pitch concepts for next week's sure-to-be disastrous Restaurant Wars. Can't wait!

 

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May 04, 2020
SummerHouse: Every Roast Has Its Thorn
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On this week's crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect time for a roast!

 

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May 01, 2020
RHONY: Prêt-à-Poor-Taste
4158

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Plus, Tinsley is a STAR AGAIN!

 

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May 01, 2020
RHOBH: Sutton Impact
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Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she makes Teddi cry at Kyle's dinner party, and we all rejoice. But it's really a drunk, stoned Mauricio who steals the show (not to mention Faye Resnick captivated by an edible flower). Also major props to Aaron, whose conspiracy theories about nuclear energy, cancer, and his ACL elevate this hilarious dinner party.

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Apr 30, 2020
PumpRules: Engagement Ghost
3711

Vanderpump Rules finds Stassi and Beau getting engaged and ghosting Kristen from the party. Also, we get some Scheana backstory and learn that Charli has finally tasted spaghetti. It's a real banger of an episode.

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Apr 29, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Luaus and Lies
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The Shahs of Sunset gang tries to fight on their Hawaiian vacation, but Paulina's not very good at it yet. 

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Apr 28, 2020
Top Chef: Symphoneat
3991

Top Chef goes to the symphony so Tom can try to come up with some musical puns, and two chefs are sent packing. We're not happy about it.

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Apr 27, 2020
Summer House: Friendzoned in Bonetown
3681

Hannah finally gets a taste of hot dish on this week's Summer House and Amanda. Is. LIVID, Kyle! 

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Apr 25, 2020
RHONY: Tiki Torched
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The Real Housewives of New York are all off their damn rockers this week when the gang gets wasted at Ramona's Hamptons Inn For The Sometimes Criminally Insane. Torches will be thrown.

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Apr 24, 2020
RHOBH: Sutton Place
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Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and tells off the mayor of West Hollywood for good measure. Also, Erika lands a role and Teddi tries to be less Teddi and fails Teddily.

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Apr 23, 2020
PumpRules: Gone with the Wine
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The Witches of Weho come together for a big wine event on Vanderpump Rules, and in true fashion, Stassi throws a full bodied tantrum with notes of rage and psychosis. Other varietals include a vintage Beau, whose anxious bouquet really opens up after a few swirls, and a 2019 Kristen, which features a floral yet unstable finish. It all pairs well with an earthy meal of Scheana, Dayna, and an unwanted psychic.


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Apr 22, 2020
RHOA & Shahs: When Hello Freezes Over
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On this episode, we're recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it's Kandi's baby shower! When Todd snubs Mama Joyce, there will be hell to pay. Sort of. Then on Shahs, Reza and MJ take baby steps towards rebuilding their friendship, one forehead at a time.

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Apr 21, 2020
TopChef: Dial M for Malarkey
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On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metro PCS. Then it's off to the mall to hawk some branded items, but not before Malarkey reveals his chef rankings for the season. Our blood... is boiling.

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Apr 20, 2020
RHOBH: Bangs of New York
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and now that Lisa Vanderpump is gone, who shall wear her crown? It's heavy, in case you didn't hear. Our nominee is Sutton Stracke, the new friend-of who is the sort of monster we dream about. But instead, it looks like the real Queen is going to be Kyle's bangs, which purportedly are the latest terror that Michael Myers has inflicted on a victim. If none of this makes sense, then you better listen to our recap, which comes LIIIIVE from Quarantine!

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Apr 18, 2020
RHONY: Maniac Mansion
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This week on Real Housewives of New York, Sonja gets wasted at a mansion party, and Luann escapes the humiliation of being chosen for Ramona's basement.  Plus, icebergs!

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Apr 17, 2020
SummerHouse: Murder Most Carl
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This week on Summer House, Carl gets wasted and feels sorry for himself. Meanwhile, tensions surface between the girls thanks to Lindsay, and Hannah gets blue (tennis) balls.

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Apr 16, 2020
PumpRules: United in Holy Matri-Maloney
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Tom and Katie head to Las Vegas with everyone (except Kristen) on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Why? Because they need to get officially married... again. Meanwhile, we meet Black Mirror Scheana (aka Karrah), and Lisa wears a prom dress. #vanderpumpian

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Apr 15, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Clown and Country
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**We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** 

Nema invites the gang to a country music festival and MJ and Reza come to a temporary and stinky truce on this week's Shahs of Sunset. 

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Apr 14, 2020
RHOA: We'll Always Have Closet
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**We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** 

Kenya cries in the Closet Love Built on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta while NeNe tries to make us believe there's still a spark in her marriage. 

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Apr 13, 2020
RHONY: A Royal De-Basement
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**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Ramona makes Luann sleep in the basement on her Hamptons girls weekend, but it's Leah's tramp stamp that's really wagging the wattles. 

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Apr 10, 2020
Summer House: The Mediocre Depression
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**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** 

Jordan leaves Summer House and no on is sad, but Carl brings major depression the next weekend to celebrate Lindsay at her Roaring 20's party. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Apr 09, 2020
PumpRules: Axes of Evil
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**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** The Witches of Weho put another axe in Kristen's back this week on Vanderpump Rules, but we all beg for one to the face when we find out we have to sit through Schwartz and Katie getting married AGAIN. Get the Dollar Tree tea towels ready! 

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Apr 08, 2020
Shahs: Tears and Loathing in Los Angeles
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On this week's Shahs of Sunset, Reza blocks all his friends and then cries that he feels alone. Plus, GG endures a medical hardship, and Tommy faces the legal consequences of his actions. In other words, it's a hilarious time for us. Come listen!

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Apr 07, 2020
TopChef: Eat Your Art Out
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This week on Top Chef, the contestants must make funky fried rice for Randal Park and Ali Wong. Then it's off to the Getty Center to find inspiration from art. Who will rise to the challenge, and who will piss off Padma? We recap the whole thing.

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Apr 06, 2020
RHONY: Life After Bethenny... Again
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What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in her place is Leah McSweeney who seems to have the no BS potential we want. It's too early to tell how she'll fit in, but early signs seem to be very positive. What did you think about the premiere?

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Apr 03, 2020
SummerHouse: Fraternizing with the Enemy
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On Summer House, the gang throws a frat toga party for Kyle while simultaneously threatening to banish Jules for... something? It's ridiculous and infuriating, and we have a lot to say about it. Come join!

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Apr 02, 2020
PumpRules: Arrested Development
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Tom and Jax wage escalating pranks at each other, and Brett calls Scheana "middle-aged." Just more fun on Vanderpump Rules, and it all ends with Schwartz being a terrible person!

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Apr 01, 2020
Netflix' Tiger King Episode 1
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We recapped episode one of Netflix' Tiger King on our premium Patreon bonus last week and you guys asked us for the full season so ok, we're in. The rest of the episodes will be released on our Patreon feed over the next couple of weeks and you'll have the option to watch videos of 2-6 on Crappens On Demand! Enjoy, and thanks for the support! For the bonuses and videos, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 31, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Vidaplicity
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**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** 

Reza is still trying to get us all to believe that he's the real victim on this week's Shahs of Sunset, but thankfully we get a break from his tired bs to celebrate the force that is Vida. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 31, 2020
Top Chef: Ruth-less
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**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** 

This week on Top Chef, Ruth Reichl guest judges a Jonathan Gold memorial challenge and roasts the contestants like the queen she is. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 30, 2020
RHOBH Season 10 Trailer Breakdown
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Today is one of our favorite kinds of episodes. It's a trailer shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 10 Trailer! For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 27, 2020
Summer House: Got Milk?
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This week on Summer House, we find out that Kyle was breastfed for way too long which explains quite a bit. Luke isn't the prince we'd hoped he'd be, but Jordon is the fool we figured he was so it all evens out. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 26, 2020
PumpRules: That's a No From Me, Daug
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Schwartz' friends celebrate his terrible parenting skills after his lizard dies on this week's Vanderpump Rules and The Witches of WeHo vote out a witch. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 25, 2020
Shahs: Tommy Does Some Landscaping
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The moment we've been sort of waiting for is finally here: Tommy terrorizes planters! Thank goodness for Ring door cams, which have provided the pièce de resistance for this week's episode of Shahs: Tommy hurling various pieces of pottery and one very unlucky cactus across Reza's backyard. He makes a bigger mess than a toppled stack of naked Jenga blocks. Tensions are boiling over for sure, and to make matters worse, Destiney lost a package in Arizona! VOY VOY VOY VOY VOY.

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Mar 24, 2020
RHOA: Talkin' Spit
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta trip to Greece reaches its thrilling conclusion with the one thing we're all trying to avoid: spit. Actually, not quite. Nene merely pretends to spit (but she does in fact manage to throw a peanut / piece of popcorn). We break down all the madness in today's episode.

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Mar 23, 2020
Bonus: Love is Blind
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We did a bonus episode about Netflix' Love is Blind last week and so many of you requested on the main feed we decided to record an extra bonus and release this episode for free. Hope you likey! For the new bonus catching up on Family Karma, Below Deck Sailing and the Project Runway finale, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 23, 2020
TopChef: Did You MEAN To Have a Season Premiere?
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Top Chef All Stars LA is upon us, and we are so happy to see so many familiar faces, especially our dear friend Gail Simmons. Join us as we dive into this episode as we discuss Brian Malarkey, creamy embers, and Gail's sleeves!

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Mar 20, 2020
RHONJ: Pulling Out All The Staubs - Live from Instagram!
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Part 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion closes out an explosive season with Danielle Staub making her tear-less goodbye to the franchise (until she comes back). We were supposed to recap this episode live in Salt Lake City, but due to Coronavirus precautions, we took our "live show" to Instagram instead. Enjoy!


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Mar 20, 2020
SummerHouse: Dude, Where's My Carl?
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Summer House is full of meltdowns. First there's Kyle and Amanda, whose relationship is melting into goo before our eyes. Then there's Lindsay and Carl, lovers-turned-exes whose friendship may never reach its pre-finger bang state. But at least Carl has Sarah from Barry's to help him rebound. Or does he? We recap all the madness on today's episode.

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Mar 19, 2020
PumpRules: Awfully Wedded
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The moment nobody was waiting for has finally arrived: Jax and Brittany's wedding on Vanderpump Rules! After years of thinking every red flag was a pair of weirdly shaped undies, Brit has committed herself to life with Jason Cauchi, and at this point, we're just in it for the schadenfreude. Meanwhile, back in LA, Dayna learns why it's so important to never confuse Jones Restaurant with Joans On 3rd. Oh, young love — always a kale salad away from destruction.

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Mar 19, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Dreadpool
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Reza hits a new low on Shahs of Sunset, but MJ is back and armed with a drink to throw. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 17, 2020
RHOA: Nope-a!
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The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Greece, and Nene and Kenya bring on the tragedy. Will they ever get past this? And hey...are these cats getting fatter? To hear this week's bonus episode about Love is Blind, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 16, 2020
RHONJ: Key Party Reunion
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It's Part Two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and it's all about the couples boning and Jen not being able to stay quiet for more than two seconds at a time. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 12, 2020
Summer House: #MoreStrife
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Carl acts like a total jackass this week on Summer House and Jordon is back to try to get a boner. It doesn't work. For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 12, 2020
PumpRules: You're the Onesie
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The Vanderpump Rules kids have the 972nd celebration of the Kentucky Weddin'. They party in onesies and dump on Kristen a bunch. Yay! For this week's premium bonus recap of Family Karma, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 11, 2020
Shahs: Voy Meets World
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After a one night stand with Sara's brother Sam, Destiney faces the scrutiny of the group on this week's Shah's of Sunset. Plus, it's a quadruple dose of filler activities: DIY pottery, cat coffee, dance class, and a cooking competition!

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Mar 10, 2020
RHOA: My Big Fat Greek Divorce
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On this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore faces the twin miseries of a public divorce and traveling with Nene to Greece. At least there's baklava?

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Mar 09, 2020
SummerHouse: Carl-ing It Quits
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After a harrowing seven minutes as boyfriend and girlfriend, Carl realizes his new relationship with Lindsay is moving so fast that it's driving him to drink. What a f**kboy to do? (Actually, just look to seasons 1-3 for all your answers). And so Lindsay becomes the latest in a long line of Carl victims who find themselves wrapped around his finger one day and kicked to the curb the next. These are the days of our Summer House. Oh, and as an added bonus: Jordan's back!

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Mar 06, 2020
RHONJ: Throwing Sh-Ayden
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The season ten reunion of Real Housewives of New Jersey started this week, and no one was ready to scream more than Jennifer Ayden. When she wasn't hurling "ARE TOO!" insults at the women, she was accusing them of self-absorption, bad parenting, and pretty much anything else she could think of. In other words, it was hilarious.

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Mar 05, 2020
PumpRules: Jax and Brittany Go To Blight Castle
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This week on Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Tom bury the hatchet (for now), and then the gang goes to the living nightmare that is The Kentucky Castle. Meanwhile, Charli becomes our new hero, and James promises to stop drinking... again.

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Mar 04, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Sally Be Obsessed
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Shahs of Sunset finds Reza in Vegas for his big Sally Beauty event. Will Destiney bone Sara's brother? Will Tommy get a standing o for his takedown of Adam? And will Reza Be Obsessed really make your color last longer? For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 03, 2020
RHOA: Charity Gall-a
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Kenya's marriage falls apart at the charity gala that was supposed to be her debut as a Mrs on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Mar 02, 2020
Summer House: Codependence Day
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Summer House has its annual Fourth of July party, but no one really celebrates Independence. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 28, 2020
RHONJ: A Very Juicy Deportation
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**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** 

Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with an admission of guilt from Tre and a lot of "So what? Who cares?" from Joe in Italy. For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 27, 2020
Vanderpump Rules: Diss Inivited
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Jax kicks Sandoval out of his wedding on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Who will tie Schwartz' bowtie? For this week's premium bonus two parter recorded on our road trip from Kansas to Omaha, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 26, 2020
Shahs: Flinging Mud
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The fallout continues between Reza, Destiney, and MJ, but that's not going to get in the way of a mud run! Meanwhile, GG is on the road to pregnancy, Nema has an awkward chat with his ex., and a possum becomes the surprise star of 2020. Just more mud, sweat, and tears on Shahs of Sunset!

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Feb 25, 2020
RHOA: On Bowling Pins and Needles
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On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya and Marc put together a "couples night" at the bowling alley, which is a perfect arena for us to watch their marriage fall apart. We're split on this: is Kenya more (pun!) to blame? Or is Marc the real jerk here? Tweet us your thoughts @whatcrappens

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Feb 24, 2020
SummerHouse: So Many Fingering Doubts - Live from Omaha
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On Summer House, love is in the air — but like, in the same way asbestos might be in the air if you go to the wrong building. Lindsay and Carl are official, and so now it's time for them to go on their first date! In this case, that means supermarket sushi on a rooftop with Fireball. Never have we wished more for an actual fireball to descend upon them. Meanwhile, Kyle and Amanda have run out of passion, and Luke still wants to get with Hannah. Why do we love this show so much??

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Feb 23, 2020
RHONJ: Shore-y, Not Shore-y — Live from Kansas!
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It's another day at the Jersey Shore on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, but this one ends with quite the twist, courtesy of Danielle Staub. We're recapping it all live from Lawrence F**kin' Kansas!!

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Feb 22, 2020
PumpRules: The Not-So-Distant Pastor
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We're fired up about this week's Vanderpump Rules as Britney and Jax grapple with how to deal with a controversial pastor. And just when it seems like Lance Bass is here to save the day, things flare up on Peter's batting cage birthday. Get ready for some ranting!

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Feb 19, 2020
Below Deck: Bru-union
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The boys of Below Deck flounder around and wallow in excuses for the entire Below Deck Reunion. Will Andy stand for it? Or will he stan for it? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 18, 2020
Shahs of Sunset: Hate and Ali
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Reza goes ham on Ali for the Jenga rumors this week on Shahs of Sunset. Is MJ controlling everything from a hospital bed? And will Destiny ever stop crying? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 18, 2020
RHOA: Liars and Cheetahs
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NeNe and Cynthia come to a shaky truce on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but nothing can save NeNe's animal print party from drowning in really large glasses of salsa. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 17, 2020
Summer House: Goldfinger
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Kyle and Amanda can't make it this week, so the gang throws a "Daddy's Gone" party while Paige shows off her new gold ring. It's the season of fingers, what can we say? For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 14, 2020
RHONJ: Gym Tan Beverly
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey head down to the shore for some fights about thrown plates and Beverly is officially shown to the door. Until next week. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 13, 2020
Vanderpump Rules: Pride and Notjealous
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**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** It's the yearly Pride episode of Vanderpump Rules and Scheana's insecurity over the new girl takes center stage. For this week's bonus Trailer Breakdown for RHONY, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Feb 12, 2020
BelowDeck: ‘Below Deck’ Reunion Has a Host of Issues
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The much anticipated Below Deck reunion commenced last night with Andy Cohen serving as captain, and needless to say, this boat veered way off course. Chief stew Kate wound up in the hot seat most of the night while the men faced mostly softball questions over the hour. Here's to hoping Andy redeems himself in part two next week...

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Feb 11, 2020
Shahs: Welcome to the Jenga
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After a year off the air, Shahs of Sunset returned in glorious form: GG hates Shervin, Mike has a new love of his life (and this time he's really really REALLY grown up!), and Adam might be hosting naked Jenga behind Reza's back. What messiness is in store for us? We can only imagine.


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Feb 11, 2020
RHOA: Cookies 'n' Scream
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Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally back, and we kick things off with Kenya pouncing on sweet Tanya. And this time she's called in backup: THE COOKIE LADY. It's amazing what people will do for a free snickerdoodle.

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Feb 11, 2020
RHONJ: My Apologies Will Go On — Live from New Orleans
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Despite having to compete with a Celine Dion concert, we packed the theater for our live show from New Orleans. And to mark the occasion, we talked Real Housewives of New Jersey. This week, the Marge celebrates twenty years in business while Jennifer attempts to clear the air with Jackie. Also, Joe unclogs Teresa's sink before dropping some caveman advice on Bill.

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Feb 08, 2020
SummerHouse: The Masked Finger — Live from Birmingham
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Summer House is back, and everyone is talking about it. And so are we, duh! To celebrate the premiere, we're recapping this finger-lickin' good episode in Birmingham, AL! Well, technically it's Hoover, AL, but you get the point. Come check out our take on the latest Carl/Lindsay drama, Kyle's dinner table freakout, and our continued love for Paige and Hannah.

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Feb 07, 2020
Vanderpump Rules: Grumpy Old(er) Men
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**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The crew celebrates Brittany and Jax for the 97th time in a week by putting on age makeup and Dayna refuses to believe she's dating a douchebag. Also, LVP is a HOLLYWOOD LEGEND DAHLING!

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Feb 05, 2020
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Flailing Yacht
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It's another version of Below Deck! This one sails and tilts and drawers open and people keep getting shocked by it. We loved it. Enjoy!

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Feb 05, 2020
Below Deck: Drowning in Kick Sand
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Below Deck crescendos the blatant misogyny of season seven when Kevin kicks sand in Kate's face. Pure class, that one.

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Feb 05, 2020
RHONJ: Leaving Worsthampton Live in Houston
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This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey was recorded live from Warehouse Live in Houston, TX. The fight about childrens' party budgets rages, Tre and Joe Gorga get steamy over cauliflower, and our live audience reaches levels of coo-coo never before heard in the history of live shows. Buckle those belts. 

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Feb 01, 2020
PumpRules: It's Brittany, Bach — Live from Austin
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Hey guys — did you hear that Brittany and Jax are getting married? America's sourhearts bring all their friends down to Miami for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party on Vanderpump Rules, and the drama that ensues is... classic.

Seriously Brittany: don't do it!!!


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Jan 31, 2020
BelowDeck: Hard to Swallow
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Kevin on Below Deck has been a dick all season; so it's appropriate that he heads into the finale presenting a giant cake dick to a bunch of unimpressed guests. Join us as we recap this penultimate episode, which features the usual blend of microaggresions and misogyny!

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Jan 28, 2020
RHONJ: Savings and Moan - Live from Columbus
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The accusations fly on Real Housewives of New Jersey when Jennifer Ayden realizes that Jackie might actually be wealthier than she is. It's a good old-fashioned fight about a pizza party with just a smidge of violence at the end: the perfect way to ring in our eight year anniversary episode.


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Jan 26, 2020
PumpRules: Burn After Reading - Live from Detroit!
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On this week's Vanderpump Rules, Stassi gives us the sort of meltdown we crave most from her: shrill, entitled, and loud. But is she in the wrong? We discuss that question and the latest drama from the world of Scheana in our live show from Detroit!

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Jan 25, 2020
#1140 Below Deck: Unstung Zeroes
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Alexis Bellino finishes up her thirsty Below Deck trip without a ring, and Rhylee comes at the boys "got it"s ablazin'. Who will end this episode stung the hardest? 

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Jan 21, 2020
RHOA: Hi, Wig!
3002

Tanya smuggles in Kenya's wig on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Will it send Kenya over the edges?

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Jan 21, 2020
Project Runway: DNA Dramz
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Project Runway presents a heritage challenge, which leads to fabulous creativity and manipulative exploitation. 

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Jan 21, 2020
2020 Crappies
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It's time for the eight annual Crappy Awards. @bendelker and @ronniekaram were joined onstage at the Regent Theater in Los Angeles by the wonderful @mercedesjavid @nemavand (#ShahsofSunset) @braunwyn (RHOC) @ariana2525 @tomsandoval1 (#PumpRules) @twojudgeygirls (Two Judgey Girls Podcast) @dannypellegrino (Everything Iconic Podcast) @nadinerajabi (Below Deck Med) @larzmarie @ecareyo (SUP Podcast). We were blessed with the brilliant music stylings of @thepaintednail (Nail Files, Second Wives Club) and @wafanasieff (Grammy Winner and current nominee!)

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Jan 18, 2020
RHONJ: Mother of All Episodes
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrates Mothers Day with a drag brunch and the ladies head to the Hamptons for a knock down drag out. For this week's bonus about lamps and the alphabet, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 16, 2020
PumpRules: Jaxervention
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**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Jax gets mixed up in Kristen and Carter's relationship and Scheanna takes revenge on an enemy with a good old fashioned swiffer. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 15, 2020
Below Deck: Jesus Jugs, Take The Keel
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Alexis Bellino makes her Below Deck debut this week, which basically amounts to her making out with her indifferent boyfriend Drew. Meanwhile, Courtney and Brian hit a snag in their romance and Kevin throws out his back. Thailand, Thailand where everyone gets a baby muscle spasm!

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Jan 14, 2020
RHOA: Carnival Circus
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It's the fight we've been waiting for all season on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it did not disappoint. Turns out SnakeGate™ was good for at least one thing: a brawl we'll be laughing about for a long time. Check out our recap of the madness.


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Jan 14, 2020
RHOD: Lo(cken) Siento
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It's the moment we've all been waiting for: Leeanne faces the music for her racially insensitive comments towards Kary... and it is as much of a mess as anyone could imagine. When we weren't cringing over this this Real Housewives of Dallas reunion, we were laughing. A lot. Come join us!

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Jan 10, 2020
RHONJ: Dog & Ponytail Show
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It's the fight that everyone's been talking about on Real Housewives of New Jersey: Marge pours water on Danielle's head, Danielle yanks Marge's ponytail. Old school stripper fighting. Plus, Frankie Jr. walks in Melissa's Envy fashion show, and Jackie teaches us about yogurt.

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Jan 10, 2020
PumpRules: New Kids on the Block
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Vanderpump Rules is back, and there are plenty of changes afoot: half the cast moved to teh suburbs, a bunch of new people are sleeping with each other, and Lisa Vanderpump is pulling rabbits out of hats (or so we suspect). Come check out this supersized recap of the Season 8 premiere!

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Jan 08, 2020
Below Deck: The Got It Witch Trials
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Below Deck's deck crew teams up to rid the boat of Rhylee, and Kevin takes revenge on a picky guest by doing a better job. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 07, 2020
Married to Medicine: Out With a Bang
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The third part of Married to Medicine's reunion features yelling, screaming, religious persecution allegations, boob talk, and apology bangs. To hear our two part Top Chef AllStars preview and end of year Mailbag bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 07, 2020
RHOA: Toronto Raptors
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The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Carnival in Toronto and Cynthia says "Snakegate" a lot while NeNe denies leaking her own card to the blogs. To hear our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jan 07, 2020
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 2 — Live from Philadelphia
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It's part two of our RHOBH rewind episode, live from Philadelphia. We're recapping Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" — the installment that launched Taylor Armonstrong into internet fame ten years later. If you missed the first part of the recap, tune in to episode 1125, and always double check that you're subscribed to the podcast so you don't miss a show!

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Jan 02, 2020
RHOBH: Thanks for the Meme-ories, Part 1 — Live from Philadelphia
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It's the episode that launched a million memes: Taylor Armstrong losing her mind at a party in Malibu. For our live show in Philadelphia, we decided to take a stroll down memory lane to Season 2, Episode 14 of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Our recap was so long (mainly because we were feeling like lunatics and going on a million tangents), that we've split the episode into two parts, with the second one coming tomorrow. Happy New Year!

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Jan 01, 2020
RHOC: Never Have I Ever
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The Real Housewives of Orange County ends their fourteenth season by kicking Vicki off early to have an epic meltdown before bringing out someone even more detestable. Please welcome The King of Snarcasm, Shane! To hear the second part of our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 27, 2019
Married to Medicine: Married to Doctor(ing of Documents)
3535

In Married to Medicine's season finale, Buffie has a full on breakdown and Quad says "doctoring of documents" a lot. To hear the second part of our Top Chef AllStars preview bonus episode, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 26, 2019
RHOC: The Nightmare Before Christmas
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Santa came two days early when he brought us a very special gift on Monday: Part 2 of the "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion. It's astonishing how funny these episodes have been, and we can barely wait for Thursday's grand finale.

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Dec 25, 2019
BelowDeck: One Stew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
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It's another night out with the cavemen on this week's "Below Deck," and this time around, Smashton is drunk, horny, AND violent. It's enough to make a head stew quit. Luckily, we'll always have Master Pierson.

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Dec 24, 2019
RHOA: A Very CHILL Engagement
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Mike Hill finally pops the question to Cynthia on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta." But never under estimate Kenya's ability to undermine a good surprise. Plus, more fun with mystery husband Marc!

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Dec 24, 2019
RHOD: Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
4268

The Real Housewives of Dallas wraps up its fourth season with Leeanne royally botching her chance to apologize to Kary for her racially insensitive remarks. It's a cringe-worthy episode, but at least we get Mama Dee munching on nacho chips!

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Dec 20, 2019
RHOC: Has-Beens & Wives
4602

The season 14 "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we're here to rehash every minute: from Vicki's fuming that she's a has-been to Kelly calling Tamra a "dummy."

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Dec 20, 2019
RHONJ: Don't Put All Your Easter Eggs In One Basket
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It's Easter Sunday on "Real Housewives of New Jersey," which means it's time for food, family, and tears. Just another weekend in the Giudice household.


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Dec 20, 2019
RHOC: Betchfight at the WooHoo Corral
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Cowgirl Tamra tries to start a fight with Doddahontas at Vicki's engagement party in The Real Housewives of Orange County season finale, but ends up fighting with a bush instead. For this week's premium Project Runway recap and the first part of our Top Chef AllStars preview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 19, 2019
Below Deck: Smoke Master
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Master Pearson returns to Below Deck. Will his family have better luck this time or will they be smoked out? For this week's premium Project Runway recap, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 17, 2019
RHOA: Hairapy
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Real Housewives of Atlanta spends a lot of time in therapy this week. Porsha forgives Dennis (kinda), NeNe tries to learn how to not say sorry in a more forgivable way, and Kenya cries at her lawyer's office. It's fun. Then we check in on more therapy in a quick Married to Medicine check in. To hear this week's two part premium bonus episode covering the new Top Chef season, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 17, 2019
RHONJ: Chestnuts Roasted
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It's our last live show of 2020 and we're celebrating in Seattle with this touching Christmas episode. The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Jamaica with a Jennifer hosted roast, but Danielle manages to steal the show in twenty seconds of phone time. She's got the touch, that one. Lots of bonus Christmas carols by special guests! To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

*** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! 

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Dec 14, 2019
RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver
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We're live from The Oriental Theater in Denver for this very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. By very special episode, we mean...well it's a lie it's not a special episode but dammit we love it. Also, who is Ernest Hemingway? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

*** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-released our Ramona Christmas and Chanukah gear at crappensmerch.com! 

**Crappens Live is coming to St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!), Houston, NOLA, Birmingham, Vancouver, Oklahoma, Asbury Park, Washington DC, Boston and San Francisco! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

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Dec 13, 2019
RHOD: Khob Khun Ka, But No Khob Khun Ka
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Real Housewives of Dallas finishes up their Thailand trip with a culmination of crappy Mexican comments by Leeanne. Will the group make it through this? Will we? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 12, 2019
Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity
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The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descends on the brüs. It all leads to a drunken day of partying, topped off with an uncharacteristic Kate Chastain meltdown. We have a lot to say.

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Dec 10, 2019
ProjectRunway: Taking Up Space
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It's the season premiere of "Project Runway," and things are starting on a very interstellar note. The new batch of contestants must team up and create a set of two looks for a luxury space hotel: one a jumpsuit, the other a cocktail dress for happy hour. Intergalactic fantasy tourism... but make it fashion.

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Dec 10, 2019
RHOA: Edged Out
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Marlo tries to launch a new wig line on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but she's upstaged by Kenya Moore's edge cream. Just another day in the ATL.

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Dec 10, 2019
RHONJ: She's Just Not That Into You — Live from Philadelphia
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"The Real Housewives of New Jersey" cast trip to Jamaica continues to unravel this week as Jackie grapples with the notion that Dolores may just not like her. Plus, Margaret's passing joke about Teresa and jailbait comes back to haunt her as Tre's 12 hour delay finally expires. It's a raucous, wild night of recapping, live from Union Transfer in Philadelphia!

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Dec 08, 2019
RHOD: Belle of the Ping Pong Ball - Live from St. Louis
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On "The Real Housewives of Dallas," the ladies visit an elephant sanctuary before venturing in Bangkok's infamous red light district. Needless to say, they all get a little more than they were expecting. Thailand! Thailand! Where everyone gets a traumatic experience at a ping pong show!

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Dec 07, 2019
Married2Med: I Luh Ya Papi
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The couples trip on "Married To Medicine" drones on with the usual mix of domestic tension and excessive "games." This time around though, the guys manage to sneak away and hang with some strippers, landing Damon into hot water with Heavenly.

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Dec 05, 2019
RHOC: The Drags of Society
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of Orange County make their way to Key West, where Vicki is a dick at a drag show and Kelly yells and cries then yells some more. PS Vicki has never conned anyone mkay? To hear this week's premium bonus episode going shot by shot over the Summer House Season 4 trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 05, 2019
#1103 Below Deck: OMGeeminy Cricket!
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Below Deck has a fresh charter of horny moms to terrify Captain Lee, and Simone and Tanner kind of bang. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 03, 2019
RHONJ: Jerk! Chicken!
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of New Jersey are in Jamaica and Jennifer embarrasses all of us. Marge and Jackie are separated from the group as punishment and there's a fight about who the biggest bully is. Mon. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 03, 2019
RHOC: We're In Miami, BETCH!
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Miami for hair pulling, screeching, and amateur stripping. Also, Tamra rides a bike LOL. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 03, 2019
RHOA: Red Read Regiftion
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Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya struggling with a regift and Cynthia claiming her Baileycue is annual. Also, Marlo performs a very touching speech and we're...touched. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Dec 03, 2019
RHONY Rewind: Bon Voyage Ramona Live from Chicago
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We're live from the City Winery in Chicago to celebrate the classic Real Housewives of New York episode Bon Voyage, Ramona. Ramona gets wet hair and almost murders someone. To hear this week's premium bonus episode covering the Vanderpump Rules trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 29, 2019
MarriedToMed: Buffie the Jackie Slayer
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"Married to Medicine" heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it's full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up stairs!

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Nov 28, 2019
BelowDeck: Paleo Riot
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Rhylee is back on "Below Deck," and she's the perfect person to take on the yacht's reigning douchebag: Kevin. Meanwhile, the primary continues to be horrifically creepy to poor Simone, who just wants to master the fine art of pouring coffee over ice.

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Nov 26, 2019
RHOA: Marlo the Mediator
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The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and it's just as not-very-exciting as we anticipated. Don't worry though: Marlo is here to bridge the gap. Or at least wear crazy outfits. Plus, Eva eats alone, Porsha is back at work, and Kenya is married to a jerk.

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Nov 26, 2019
RHONJ: The 40 Year Old Splurgin' - Live from NYC
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It's Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we're celebrating by not just recapping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" but also inviting two people we are deeply thankful for: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Hannah Berner (Summer House). Together, the four of us declare what we are most thankful for on Bravo (and life).


Then it's on to recap Melissa Gorga's 40th Birthday bash, which is most notable for one thing: RAMONA SINGER.

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Nov 24, 2019
RHOC: Wean Girls - Live from NYC
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On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a "weaning party" while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens.  Plus, Shannon is faced with her biggest fear: KEY WEST.

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Nov 24, 2019
RHOD: L'Infinite Jest
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The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song, then LeeAnne joins the hat police, and finally D'Andra weaponizes a L'Infinity Dress for passive-aggressive effect. And oh yeah, LeeAnne unleashes a torrent of problematic comments along the way. OY.

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Nov 21, 2019
Married2Med: Vajay Walking
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Dr Jackie has a party to release her Queen V book cover and outs Buffie's infertility issues. Will a dance off in cabo fix everything or just leave Daddy with a crushed skull? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 20, 2019
Below Deck: Pirate Peaked
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A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It's sad and amazing. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 19, 2019
RHOA: Nope Floats
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Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs for her husband? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 18, 2019
RHONJ: Obstacle Hoors Live from Chicago
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We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle fights with Margaret about who's the biggest prostitution hoor. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 17, 2019
RHOD: My So-Called Mid-Life Crisis — Live from Indianapolis
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The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery. Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but we certainly have fun with it at our live show in Indianapolis. It's all part of #BenRonCon weekend. Plus, several of our favorites call in from BravoCon. Dream come true.

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Nov 16, 2019
RHOC: Like Possum, Like Possum
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids. Ryan goes to therapy cuz Tamra's a real good mom mkay? Also, Shannon tries to let Tamra have it but the tables are turned faster than David could passively aggressively eat a bag of Kettle Crisps. become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 13, 2019
BelowDeck: Sailing, Takes Abbi Away
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Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her. Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water park, and Ashton continues to blur the lines between co-worker and horndog.

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Nov 12, 2019
RHOA: Baby Boom
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We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're here for, right? Also, babies. Lots and lots of babies. Everyone has a child suddenly. Even Marlo!

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Nov 11, 2019
RHOD: Carnie Commitment w Guests Captain Lee and Lea Black Live from Ft Lauderdale
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Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a really fun recap of Leanne's wedding on Real Housewives of Dallas. Thanks so everyone who came out! For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Nov 09, 2019
RHONJ: The ICEmen Cometh - Live from Tampa
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We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. We're sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn't do much. However, we implore you to stick it out because we have so much fun breaking down the season premiere of RHONJ. Plus, the Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, makes a special appearance on our show to talk about being a guest on Below Deck and other endeavors in her life. Come listen!

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Nov 08, 2019
Married2Med: Beware of Pissy Pools
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This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the kids.


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Nov 06, 2019
RHOC: Zoinks! Kelly Exposes Tamra
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On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not going to be pretty.


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Nov 06, 2019
BelowDeck: Save The Last Lap Dance
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A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU'D BE WRONG.

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Nov 05, 2019
RHOA: Baby Got (Kenya) Back
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"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate her, she makes for good TV — and by the end of the hour, Kenya is back at it again. Check out our sleep-deprived recap of the season premiere!

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Nov 05, 2019
RHOD: Mother (Issues) of the Bride w/ Katie Cazorla
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Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion by the bed is for? For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 31, 2019
RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* 

The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real Housewives of Orange County while Ben lives it up at a wedding in Thailand. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 30, 2019
RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* 

The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real Housewives of Orange County while Ben lives it up at a wedding in Thailand. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 30, 2019
Below Deck: Pearls, Swine, and Juice
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Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 29, 2019
Married2Med: Scuttle Launch
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Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great friend Toya. BYE! This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 28, 2019
RHOD: Female Noshowerment
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* 

Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she fights back with the strongest weapon in Dallas: wedding invitations in text message form. This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 24, 2019
RHOC: Fashion Bullying
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* 

Real Housewives of Orange County shows us what an OC fashion show looks like, and it's terrifying. Kathy the model director loses her shit and becomes an instant classic, so there's that! This week's premium bonus takes place in a rental car on our last road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 23, 2019
BelowDeck: Brandy, You're A Fine Girl
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This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We're recapping all of it on today's show!

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Oct 22, 2019
Married2Med: Barns & Ignoble
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The "Married To Medicine" tour of Savannah continues with a semi-masked dinner in a barn. Along the way, Quad makes a dramatic speech, Mariah endorses "Game of Thrones," and Contessa hoards some leftovers. Good times had by all!

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Oct 21, 2019
RHOD: Not A Roast-Busters - Live from Richmond!
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We're closing in on Halloween, and "The Real Housewives of Dallas" are keeping it spooky with a trip to the famously haunted Hill House Manor. But nothing is scarier than LeeAnne Locken ordering you to the vasectomy line. We are breaking it all down live from Richmond, VA!

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Oct 19, 2019
RHOC: The Girl (On Girl) On The Train - Live from Chapel Hill
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"The Real Housewives of Orange County" takes a train down to San Diego for a wild afternoon of debauchery, crying, and Meghan King Edmonds. We tackle the whole messy thing live at Cat's Cradle in North Carolina. Come listen!

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Oct 18, 2019
Introducing Office Ladies!
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Check out Office Ladies, a new podcast from Earwolf! The Office co-stars and best friends, Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey, are doing the ultimate The Office rewatch podcast for you. Each week Jenna and Angela will break down an episode of The Office and give exclusive behind-the-scenes stories that only two people who were there can tell you. Office Ladies is out NOW - listen wherever you get your podcasts.

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Oct 16, 2019
Below Deck: There's Something About Kevin
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There's an engagement on this week's Below Deck, and Kevin gets to mansplain a bunch of stuff. Also the crazy lady who has foodgasms returns to creep everyone out. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 15, 2019
Married2Med: Sister Friend Retrial Retreat
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Jackie planned a Sister Friend Revival Retreat, and no one retreated. Quad and Mariah got to yell a lot though! As far as we could tell, no one brought the coke. BOOOOOOO. For this week's upcoming premium bonus Airport Snaps, where we mock passers by at the Atlanta airport food court, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 14, 2019
RHONY Rewind: Little Rey of Sunshine Live in Atlanta
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For our second live show of the night, we rewound the clock on Real Housewives of New York to the infamous Rey episode. He has a charity. A charity that helps poor people. Thanks to everyone who came out and made our night so special! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 14, 2019
RHOD: Good Fences Make Good Fiancés Live in Atlanta
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We're live from City Winery in Atlanta to cover Leeanne's lingerie shower. Will the ladies get along? And will the fence ever recover? To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 13, 2019
RHOC: O
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*This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand* Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 09, 2019
BelowDeck: We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Toilet
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"Below Deck" has returned, and this time the yacht has made its way to Phuket, Thailand where the temperatures are high and the bowel movements are frequent. We're already sweating.

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Oct 08, 2019
Married2Med: Bad Nudes Travels Fast
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Toya's paint 'n' sip gives Swinging Richards a run for the money on "Married To Medicine." Will Heavenly be able to get away with it? Or will the gossiping men blow up her spot? Plus, Simone terrifies her kids with cottage cheese, Contessa drops a bombshell on Scott, and Jackie explores sex toys.

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Oct 08, 2019
RHOD: Sweatin' To The Old Me's
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"The Real Housewives of Dallas" trip to Mexico continues to breed drama as LeeAnne finds every reason under the sun to fight with everyone. Thank God. Plus, sweat lodges and bolognese.


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Oct 03, 2019
RHOC: All's Wellness That Ends Wellness
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The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap to find out.

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Oct 02, 2019
Below Deck Med: Passion Police
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Below Deck Med concludes its season on a sour note as Captain Sandy confronts Hannah about lacking passion for cleaning toilets. But hey, good news! Another misogynist got promoted! To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 01, 2019
Married2Med: Bargain Debasement
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Buffie joins Married to Medicine and brings on a friend to shame Toya for not paying her taxes at a bargain bin party. It never gets old. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 30, 2019
RHOP: Goose/Bumps
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The final reunion of Real Housewives of Potomac centers around Michael Darby's goose. Or was it a tap? Or was it a squeeze? No one's really sure, but let's watch him completely chew off his lower lip as he lies his ass off. To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Nashville Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 30, 2019
RHOD: Trash and Burn Live in Nashville
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We're live in Nashville to give this amazing episode of Real Housewives of Dallas the respect it deserves. Kam throws a napkin at a trash bag in Mexico, the trash bag cries, and Leeanne struggles not to kill the new chick. To hear this week's premium bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 28, 2019
RHOC: A Cure for Wellness Live in Charlotte
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We're live from the Queens City Comedy Festival in Charlotte for this week's Real Housewives of Orange County recap. The ladies are still seeking wellness in Arizona, but will Vicki be the ultimate cure for wellness? To hear this week's bonus episode recorded in the Charlotte Airport, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 27, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Blights of the Round Table
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Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, and Joao is still sick.

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Sep 24, 2019
Married2Med: The Straw That Broke The Doctor's Back
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This week on "Married To Medicine," Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone organize an ambush dinner to resolve their issues with Mariah and Heavenly. Plus, a heartbreaking scene with Toya and fresh green beans from Quad.


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Sep 24, 2019
RHOP: Grope Springs Eternal
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"The Real Housewives of Potomac" season 4 reunion rolls into its second episode with more petty infighting and groping allegations. In other words, it's hilarious. And as an added bonus, we get more footage of Michael's back sweat as he watches from a balcony. Fun!

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Sep 24, 2019
RHOD: Not Coming From A Place of Careyes
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It's a super, SUPER-sized "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap with special guest Rae Sanni filling in for Ronnie. First we have some chatter about the state of Bravo and our favorite Real Housewives. Then we launch into the RHOD episode, which features the women heading to Mexico (but not before D'Andra has a professional blunder with Travis).

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Sep 20, 2019
RHOC: The Soundbath & The Fury
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A routine soundbath goes awry after Kelly Dodd inflicts severe head trauma on Shannon Beador. Just one of many amazing moments on this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County." Plus, Emily dances at last!


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Sep 18, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Glove and Hip Hop
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Below Deck Med delivers a very grumpy Captain Sandy this week. Angry wind, lazy jet skis and a lack of white gloves are about to set the banana lover over the edge of a hug cliff, but hey! Aesha and Jack are gettin laid so yay? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 17, 2019
Married to Medicine: Come to Teasus Meeting
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Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad run out of words before she runs out of wigs? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 17, 2019
RHOP: Reunion Part One Mommy Fearest
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The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 16, 2019
RHOD: Not a Roast!
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*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast her, but who will win the new game show Leeanne hosts called Not a Roast!? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 12, 2019
RHOC: L'Eggo My Ego
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*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dispense rocks while Kelly tries to decide whether or not to join an all Vicki inclusive trip to a spa. Also, Shane is as disgusting as ever. To hear this week's episode about Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 11, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Wasted Not, Want Not
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This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry.

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Sep 10, 2019
Married2Med: Open and a Bit Too Honest
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"Married To Medicine" roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, and of course, dreams of being Surgeon General. And that's really only the tip of the iceberg.

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Sep 10, 2019
RHOP: La'Dame-sel in Distress
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"The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley learns that she's finally pregnant, and Robyn gets the "commitment" from Juan she's been waiting for.

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Sep 09, 2019
RHOD: Me Talk Pretty Jessica One Day
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"The Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there's the business quagmire that D'Andra finds herself in now that she runs her mothers' companies. Then there's talk of a mysterious lady named "Pretty Jessica." Consider us hooked.

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Sep 05, 2019
RHOC: Forgive and Forget (Your Court Date)
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So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses her day in court. Plus, Shane is so obnoxious to Emily that we're forced to give him an entirely new NSFW nickname. Needless to say, we probably should have screamed this podcast into a toilet at a bank.

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Sep 04, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Girl Trippin'de
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Below Deck Med is still stuck with the insane women on a girl's trip. Colin gets hurt, Ben gets cold, and Jack finally gets to drive. HELP. To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 03, 2019
RHOP: They Cayman, They Saw, They Conquered
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The Real Housewives of Potomac have finished up their trip to the Grand Cayman Islands, minus one member. Can we solve the mystery? To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 03, 2019
Southern Charm: The Final Dose
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*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the final reunion episode for Southern Charm. Danni sobs, Eliza sobs, Shep shakes his foot, Cam stands up for the patriarchy, and Madison laughs all the way to the bank.

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Aug 29, 2019
#1036 RHOC: All Aboard the Rodeo Express!
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*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Orange County take a trip to Rodeo Drive, but will they ever get off the train?

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Aug 28, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Ben There, Done That
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Chef Ben makes his triumphant return to "Below Deck Med," and not a moment too soon. A pack of cougars have descended on the boat, and they're ready for some hot risotto and even hotter yachties. Unfortunately it's not all smooth sailing when a laundry mishap, a temperamental burner, and an errant tender threaten to undermine the entire charter.

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Aug 27, 2019
RHOP: Girl... Bye?
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"The Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real story is the sad, disturbing decline of Katie as she seemingly disappears into thin air.

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Aug 26, 2019
SouthernCharm: Just Smile and Don’t Hurt Anyone
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Part 1 of the "Southern Charm" reunion blasts off with Shep denying he's a jerk (even though he's made everyone cry). From there we cover all sorts of hot-button topics: Kathryn's sobriety, Craig's Adderall addiction, Rice Krispie Treats — you know, all the good stuff.


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Aug 23, 2019
Bethenny Frankel Press Conference; Plus, Mailbag Extravaganza
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Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as she fields questions from the media and her former cast members. Afterwards, it's a super-sized Crappens Mailbag bonanza!

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Aug 22, 2019
RHOC: Throw Kelly From The Train
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With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's latest rumor is about, but we have a good idea, and we have a feeling this season is about to go OFF THE RAILS (see what I did there?). Also, Tamra wants anal.

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Aug 21, 2019
BelowDeckMed: 911 Collie
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Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for the girl who loves cake. Enjoy! 

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Aug 20, 2019
RHOP: The Slay! Man Islands
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The Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley's husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy! 

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Aug 19, 2019
SouthernCharm: Try, Ashley!
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*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets the boot, and Cameron's mystery husband shows his bored face. Enjoy! 

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Aug 15, 2019
RHOC: Vickimoji Battle
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*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Tamra has yet another housewarming party on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, setting the stage for Vicki and Kelly to fight about pig emojis. Enjoy! 

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Aug 14, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception
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There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones. And then finally Anastasia's food succumbs to an arctic chill that exists between the galley and the dining table. What a time to be alive! Oh, and the police show up too!


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Aug 13, 2019
SouthernCharmNOLA: My Best Frenemy's Wedding
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It's the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on "Southern Charm: New Orleans." Not only are these two lovebirds tying the shotgun knot, but Justin has finally decided what he wants to do with Kelsey... in about 6 months. Plus, Jeff has a sister!


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Aug 12, 2019
RHOP: Loose Flips Sink Ships
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Robyn's flip is finally ready for market on "The Real Housewives of Potomac," but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms of sharing. That's thanks to Gizelle, who manages to turn Robyn's proudest real estate moment into another round of bickering (thankfully).

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Aug 12, 2019
SouthernCharm: Zero Fox Given
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Eliza Limehouse hosts a fox hunt for the gang to attend, which leads to a much-hyped conversation between Kathryn and Ashely. Plus, Shep is still mad at Austen, and Craig wants to talk about islands. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Come listen!

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Aug 08, 2019
RHOC: The Weight Is Over!
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"The Real Housewives of Orange County" is back, and you guys, we really dug the season premiere. Is the slump over??? Time will tell. But for now, we're optimistic! Come join us as we discuss Single Shannon, Young Gravy, and Gina's "Antiques!" box.

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Aug 07, 2019
Below Deck Med: Demons and Damons
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Below Deck Med deals with anchor issues, a drunk dude from the yacht next door, and a slugger's slugs. This is not Disneyland, it's San Tropez!

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Aug 06, 2019
Southern Charm NOLA: I Doom
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On this week's Southern Charm New Orleans cast trip to Destin, Tamica and Barry fall into the Failing Marriages by Bravo trap when they renew their vows. We're worried. 

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Aug 05, 2019
RHOP: You Say Closure I Say Foreclosure
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Ashley goes searching for her father on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Candiace house hunts on a locked trust fund budget. Enjoy! 

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Aug 05, 2019
Southern Charm: Madison at a Hatter
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Southern Charm ends its trip to Colorado with a fight between Austin and Madison. We don't wanna spoil too much in the description, but there's a leak. Enjoy! 

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Aug 01, 2019
RHOBH: Camilles on Wheels
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It's the third and final reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, and it's still all about crazy ass Camille Grammer. Also, Kyle's just sorry she's so HONEST. Enjoy! 

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Jul 31, 2019
BelowDeckMed: June June Hannah
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This week's super-sized "Below Deck Mediterranean" sees a healthy amount of drama — from Johnny Damon and his awful friends to a stubborn anchor that's stuck on the seafloor. Plus, there's a forgettable date between Jack and Aesha and a reprise of our new favorite song, JUNE JUNE HANNAH.

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Jul 30, 2019
SoCharmNOLA: Creole Me a River
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This week on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," Reagan learns she wasn't invited to Jeff's Friendsgiving massacre and embarks on an apology tour to win back her friends. But a dustup at Jon Moody's event sets her back several steps.


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Jul 30, 2019
RHOP: No Ifs, Hands, or Butts
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Scandal continues to brew on "The Real Housewives of Potomac." Despite charges having been dropped against Michael, the women are still convinced that the resident Aussie is pulling a grope-a-dope, which bubbles over at an awkward haunted birthday celebration for Juan. And just to add more fuel to the fire, the producers release some unseen footage at the end. Plus, Macy Gray!


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Jul 29, 2019
SouthernCharm: Monkey CBD, Monkey Do - Live from Baltimore
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This week on "Southern Charm," Austen's much-hyped CBD dinner in Colorado arrives, and while he and Shep get stoned out of their minds, Kathryn goes down an erm-ward spiral as she remembers her past with marijuana. Plus, awkward Madison moments and an even more awkward scene with Naomi and ASHLEY.

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Jul 28, 2019
RHONY: The Taming of the Lu - Live from Pittsburgh
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"The Real Housewives of New York" shows the rest of Bravo how to end a season as they come together one last time for the reunion, part 3. There are bombshell announcements (CHICAGO!), intimate moments (hugs for Barbara), and of course shocking revelations (Sonja's daughter is going UPENN!). Check out our recap, live from Pittsburgh!

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Jul 27, 2019
RHOBH: The Straw That Broke The Camille's Back - Live from Cleveland!
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Part two of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion brings more rocks and more glass houses. Luckily we have Season One Camille to throw a spanner in the works. Check out our recap, live from Cleveland, OH!

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Jul 26, 2019
Below Deck Med: Butterfly Mrs.
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The Queen of Versailles ends her Below Deck Med tour. Will someone buy her Mars? And did you know that she saw a butterfly?

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Jul 23, 2019
Southern Charm NOLA and RHOP: Nightmare on Jeffsgiving
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Jeff tries to throw a peaceful Friendsgiving on Southern Charm NOLA, but it's a turkey. Then, the Real Housewives of Potomac celebrate Monique's 3D baby pictures with talk of, guess...Michael's butt grab! Enjoy! 

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Jul 22, 2019
RHONY: Life is a ReLUnion
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The Real Housewives of New York center the second part of their reunion on Ramona's insanity and Lu's boneheaded moves. 

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Jul 19, 2019
Southern Charm: Cocky Mountain Lie
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The Southern Charm gang heads to Colorado for a classic Craig breakdown and a Whitney denial. Enjoy!

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Jul 19, 2019
RHOBH Reunion 1: Bad Grammer
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**This is available as a video recap in our Patreon's Crappens on Demand section! Time for part one of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 9 reunion! Season One Camille makes a return to slay some old and new enemies after a Pump Pile On. Enjoy!

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Jul 17, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Drama, Queen (of Versailles)
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The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June!

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Jul 16, 2019
RHOP: Grope Burn
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There's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much everyone winds up fighting — except Katie, who just sticks to awkward toasts.

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Jul 16, 2019
RHONY: Not Feelin' Jovani
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Part 1 of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year's worth of fighting on Andy Cohen's stage. It looks like the two will finally be able to move forward... until next week.

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Jul 12, 2019
SouthernCharm: When The Skeet Hits The Fan
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Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to "Southern Charm" — this time with a silly hat! She's just as bonkers as always, which is to say VERY bonkers. As Lil Jon would say, skeet skeet skeet mother effers!

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Jul 11, 2019
RHOBH: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Camille
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"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and we are soooo ready for it.

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Jul 10, 2019
BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance
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It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captain Sandy and the crew become Fly Girls for it. Will anyone break a tailbone? Will Anastasia be promoted to full time chef? Will Joao be able to continue his streak of behaving like a non sexist misogynist pig? Let's see!

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Jul 09, 2019
Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin'
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