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By Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

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A weekly podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam (Rose Pricks Bachelor Podcast) as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Subscribe at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.


Episode Date
#858 RHONJ: Friedzilla VS Dong
01:04:35

It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 14, 2018
#857 RHOD: A Gnat's Ass Dee-union
01:21:00

Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot. 

This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 13, 2018
#856 Below Deck: Thunder Down Over(board)
00:47:43

The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 12, 2018
#855 Vanderpump Rules: The Audacity of Hope
01:26:35

Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it? 

This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live has added a second show to Dallas on Feb 8, plus announced shows in Vancouver, Irvine, Boston and DC! Find ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

**All of this year's Limited Edition tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com until Christmas! You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 11, 2018
#854 RHOA & Married2Med: Bourbon Decay
01:10:55

Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis.

Dec 11, 2018
#853 RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication
01:06:28

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's all an amazing disaster of hysterics. Come listen!

Dec 11, 2018
#852 PumpRules: A Very Schlong Engagement - Live from Nashville
01:48:52

Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held responsible for anything we've said. Just listen and enjoy!

Dec 07, 2018
#851 RHOD: Spill the AT&Tea!
01:12:50

The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with this show, and if you're not watching, you're not living! Check out our recap and get involved!

Dec 06, 2018
#850 Below Deck: New Girl
01:03:04

There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 05, 2018
#849 RHOC: Reactive Duty
01:08:56

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here's the recap!

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Dec 04, 2018
#848 RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!
01:25:44

The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Dec 03, 2018
#847 RHONJ: Cow Pageant
01:06:43

The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 30, 2018
#846 RHOD: Frat Spat Finale
01:41:34

It's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real Granimal House. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com


Nov 30, 2018
#845 BelowDeck: Gone, Girl
01:06:06

This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, and honestly, we don't even know how we're going to deal with next week's episode. So far right now, pull up a seat at the table, scoop yourself a bowl of pistachio ice cream, and enjoy our latest "Below Deck" recap!

Nov 28, 2018
#844 RHOC: Lie-za With a V
01:17:23

The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 27, 2018
#843 RHOA: Bailey-Q & A
01:34:47

Cynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pineapple turnover cake that showed up. Plus, the story behind Dennis's hot dog empire IS REVEALED. #chill

Nov 26, 2018
#842 RHONJ: Oklahoma Sister, Where Art Thou? (with Danny Pellegrino)
01:47:46

Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" have trotted off to OOOOOOKLAHOMA where the sprinkle cookies come sweeping down the plain. And even better: we finally get to see some real fractures in the Melissa/Teresa relationship, whose rosy future is as unlikely as a farmer and a cowman being friends. The real breakout of the episode, however, was Jennifer, who proved to be a girl who cain't say no... to being an ASSHOLE. Ben and special guest Danny Pellegrino (filling in for Ronnie) have some strong thoughts about The Chanel Queen of Paramus, and we suspect many a new day may have to come before we change our opinions on her. So jump on your horse and take a trip with us to O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A OKLAHOMA!!! Capiche??

Nov 23, 2018
#841 RHOD: Attack of the Clones!
01:11:37

Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop laughing as the high tech mystery unfolded like a red sleeve on an infinity dress. Come check out our recap and also HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all you Americans out there!!

Nov 22, 2018
#840 Below Deck: Chanandler Wrong
00:54:30

Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Master Pierson bleeds out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 21, 2018
#839 RHOC: Femme Futile
01:13:19

"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here to recap all the drama -- or perhaps lack of?? And don't forget to chat with us on the TV Party App!

Nov 20, 2018
#838 RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea
01:05:58

Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pretends all is forgiven. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com


Nov 19, 2018
#837 RHONJ: Hatchet Face Off
01:14:06

It's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 16, 2018
#836 RHOD: These are the Danes of Our Lives
01:11:01

The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 15, 2018
#335 BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots
00:56:57

It's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap where we discuss Chandler's latest managerial disaster, Caroline's newest meltdown, and Adrian's secret SAVAGERY.

Nov 14, 2018
#834 RHOC: Enema of the State
01:03:10

The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it sounds. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 13, 2018
#833 RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush
01:26:02

It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha's oral hygiene. Then we head over to "Married To Medicine" and discuss the various ridiculous clashes happening during the couples' trip. Grab your biscuits: it's a good one.

Nov 13, 2018
#832 RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle
01:27:48

The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to everyone who showed up - it was an amazing time, but now we're exhausted. Our weave is exhausted. The panty liner on our underwear is exhausted. But we'd do it all over again!


Nov 11, 2018
#831 RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?
01:06:14

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, Marge wants a new face, and Melissa is turning 39. Plus, Danielle's getting married (lol), and Frank got disbarred. Sounds like a great way to start a season! Come check out our recap.

Nov 08, 2018
#830 Below Deck: The Musical 2
01:00:01

This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com


Nov 07, 2018
#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!
01:08:19

Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and Vicki covered her face with a scarf afterwards. Meanwhile, Gina pissed off Tamra, and Emily went to therapy. Somehow we cracked up the entire time. Come listen to our recap!

Nov 06, 2018
#828 RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!
01:11:18

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 05, 2018
#827 Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married
01:02:02

It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 02, 2018
#826 RHOD: Gang Green
01:23:14

It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Nov 01, 2018
#825 BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot
01:01:12

Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won't even let Rhylee go fishing. Could Chandler BEEEEE any more illogical? How about you pretend to be Captain Lee and listen to our podcast while you lie out in the sun, mmmkay?

Oct 31, 2018
#824 RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After
01:00:17

The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 30, 2018
#823 Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring
01:03:26

Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divorced.

Oct 29, 2018
#822 SHAHS: Baby Not On Board
01:13:18

Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as hot as tuna-on-tuna porn. Oh, and we think Mike might be a slum lord. Come listen to our recap and stick around for a hilarious Crappens Mailbag segment!

Oct 26, 2018
#821 RHOD: Kitchen Confidential
01:00:02

Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it doesn't quite work). In the end, the ladies share meatloaf and acrimony with each other. Check out our recap and don't forget to buy tickets to our live shows (including a second night in Charleston) at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 25, 2018
#820 Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child
00:59:37

Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Limited King of Snarkasm tees until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 24, 2018
#819 RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!
01:09:45

It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment.

Oct 23, 2018
#818 Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies
00:48:41

Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Limited King of Snarkasm tees until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 22, 2018
#817 Shahs: Reefer/Sadness
01:07:10

GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Limited King of Snarkasm tees until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 19, 2018
#816 RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips
01:01:46

The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Limited King of Snarkasm tees through Oct 15 at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 18, 2018
#815 BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!
00:58:32

Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there's a squall! We recap it all on this episode.

Oct 17, 2018
#814 RHOC: River Monsters
01:09:04

The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

**New Limited King of Snarkasm tees through Oct 15 at www.CrappensMerch.com. You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 16, 2018
#813 Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts
01:04:10

This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks. Come listen!

Oct 15, 2018
#812: RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC
01:30:54

For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival Scary Island, this is the one. Come take a trip down memory lane with us. It'll be worth it.


Oct 14, 2018
#811 RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC
01:12:39

Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk '80s proms, distribitterrrs, and LeeAnne inching towards losing her mind. Plus, we take a look at Bethenny's IG story from the Berkshires.

Oct 12, 2018
#810 Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People
00:57:44

The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people. 

This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 10, 2018
#809 RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom
01:01:42

Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap!

Oct 09, 2018
#808 Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine
00:52:45

It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life. 

This week's bonus is all about Ben going to see A Star is Born and Ronnie's distaste for Meghan Trainor. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

**Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com


Oct 08, 2018
#807 RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown
01:07:04

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer. 

This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Oct 05, 2018
#806 RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!
00:53:00

The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out!

This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com!

**Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 04, 2018
#805 Below Deck: Foam Around the World
01:05:44

Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not!

This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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**Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle and Nashville! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com

Oct 03, 2018
#804 RHOC: Read Between These Salmons
01:16:53

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to her parents. Come check out our recap!


Oct 02, 2018
#803 Married2Med: I'm in Miami, B*tch!
00:58:54

On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will surely be a rousing adventure into childhood misery. Also, Toya saves money by demanding a two story closet, and Quad answers a phone. We recap it all and more on our latest episode. Check it out!

Oct 01, 2018
#802 SHAHS: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas
01:17:16

MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret -- never a wise move...

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Sep 28, 2018
#801 RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles
00:56:05

There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise.

Sep 27, 2018
#800: RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown
00:41:28

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ready for the upcoming season by listening to our play by play.


Sep 26, 2018
#799 RHOC: The Olive Spar-den
01:18:13

It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his way through Game of Thrones. We also talk about The Crown and Netflix’ new show, Maniac. To hear it, become a member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Sep 25, 2018
#798 Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline
00:49:31

Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park! 

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Sep 24, 2018
#797 SHAHS: So Much To Seder
01:24:48

"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap!

Sep 21, 2018
#796 RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins
01:14:05

It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 20, 2018
#795 Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz
00:56:26

The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 19, 2018
#794 RHOC: All About Steve
01:17:36

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced!

Sep 18, 2018
#793 Married2Med: Boiling Crabs
01:00:53

Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid.

Sep 17, 2018
#792 RHOD: Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver
01:42:17

For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED. Thank you Denver!


Sep 14, 2018
#791 BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?
01:01:10

The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears a flowers! (Way to go, Collie!!!) Put your HONAAAY faces on for our complete rundown of this season 3 sendoff.


Sep 12, 2018
#790 RHOC: Seeing Red
01:14:04

Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious.

Sep 11, 2018
Song: Hey Betch!
00:01:26

Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch!

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Sep 11, 2018
#789 Shahs: Bath Bomb
01:06:44

MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 11, 2018
#788 Married2Med: Nurse Wretched
01:04:32

Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 10, 2018
#787 RHOD: Honey Badger Do Give a F**k
01:18:19

The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 07, 2018
#786 RHONY: Boo, Ya Betch
01:25:11

Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 06, 2018
#785 Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End
01:16:13

Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Sep 05, 2018
#784 Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?
00:57:32

The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap.

Sep 05, 2018
#783 RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle
01:00:20

Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded from the Baby Bruin news. Plus, LeeAnne bangs a bowl. Come listen!


Aug 31, 2018
#782 RHONY: Best Friends for Never
01:07:58

The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven. We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus. Who won this round? Hard to tell. But come check out our opinions and then weigh in with your own!!


Aug 31, 2018
#781 Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp
01:08:11

Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this show ever stand up to Zim?

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Aug 29, 2018
#780 RHOC: A-hole in One
01:08:03

The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being an abusive asshole husband. Tamra started it.

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Aug 28, 2018
#779: Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!
01:25:20

We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? This was back when Nene and Kim were friends (and had different faces), when Deshawn Snow had hope, and Lisa Wu Hartwell was, well, a thing. We had SO MUCH FUN recapping this episode, and to make things even better - we had four special cameos from Lea Black, Kate Chastain, Kelly Dodd, and Lisa Rinna to celebrate Ronnie's birthday! You cannot miss this episode, and honestly, you can't miss our live shows either. Be sure to buy tix at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Aug 27, 2018
#778 RHOD: Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!
01:23:36

This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a special cameo moment from the Queen of Dallas herself, LeeAnne Locken! #blessed

Aug 26, 2018
#777 RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach
01:31:40

The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another live show, and this time we have special guests: Captain Lee ("Below Deck") and Lea Black ("Real Housewives of Miami")!!

Aug 24, 2018
#776 Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow
01:06:31

The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat? 

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Aug 22, 2018
#775 RHOC: Got Milkman?
00:59:06

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something like that. Come check out our recap of the latest episode!

Aug 21, 2018
#774 RHOP: F You, Weirdo!
01:01:41

It's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb one? And why is Chris manspreading? 

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Aug 20, 2018
#773 Shahs of Sunset: Put a Sock in It
01:23:55

The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero. 

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Aug 17, 2018
#772 RHOD: The Mother of All Premieres
01:05:37

"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, and D'Andra is trying to tame Dee. Don't think any of those things are going to happen anytime soon. Come join us as we recap this hilarious show!

Aug 16, 2018
#771 RHONY: Hashtag Jovani&Frenemies
01:21:40

It's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at all.

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Aug 16, 2018
#770 BelowDeckMed: Bittersweet Zim-phony
01:19:01

So much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Adam froze fish, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, and a motivational speaker came on board to rhyme things. Come check out our super-sized recap of this hilarious episode!

Aug 15, 2018
#769 RHOC: Texas Scold'em
01:08:23

The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not.

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Aug 14, 2018
#768 RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy
01:10:58

Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: with ridiculous impersonations. Come listen!

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Aug 13, 2018
#767 Shahs: Unhappy Shah-lentines Day! w Guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard
00:53:30

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting homesick for LA rubber faces. Enjoy! 

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Aug 10, 2018
#766 RHONY: House Shun-ters
01:02:53

Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy! 

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Aug 09, 2018
#765 BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain
00:56:52

Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise of his own. Enjoy! 

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Aug 08, 2018
#764 RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black
00:52:23

Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard Crappens recap because we couldn't stop changing the subject. We'll be back to normal recap mode next week! 

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Aug 07, 2018
#763 RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni
01:14:04

Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is away. The great pizza mystery is solved. OR IS IT? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 06, 2018
#762 Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One
00:34:43

Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage people. Find their podcast on whatever app you listen on and follow them on insta @@ This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 05, 2018
#761 Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals
01:15:27

The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what's up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? Enjoy! 

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Aug 03, 2018
#760 RHONY: Woah-tanic
00:52:40

The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a boat trip of his own? Will this whole show sink? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Aug 02, 2018
#759 BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance
01:03:21

Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads to a Brexit of its own. Also, Joao is still terrible.

Aug 01, 2018
#758 RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators
00:54:56

Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County."

Jul 31, 2018
#757 RHOP: It's Not Delivery, It's Di-Robyn-o
00:57:25

The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a townhome? There's only way to get to the bottom of it: deliver some shady pizza.

Jul 31, 2018
#756 RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies
01:06:27

The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to everyone who came out and made us feel like rockstars. 

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Jul 28, 2018
#755 SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley
01:29:46

The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert: HELL NO. Even Andy seems ready to toss her in a ditch. We've got every inch of this bonkers Reunion Part 2 covered.

Jul 27, 2018
#754 Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy
00:52:08

Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 25, 2018
#753 RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing
01:15:30

After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad enough, she then has to face the wrath of a Kelly. It ain't easy being a Gunvalson! Plus, we meet new housewife Gina!

Jul 24, 2018
#752 RHOP: French Toasted
00:47:45

The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden season? Will Gizelle be able to keep her fights going? One thing is for sure. Karen's marriage is an institution. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 23, 2018
#751 SouthernCharm: You Reap What You Sew (in 3D!) - Live from Philadelphia
01:42:14

Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for now we have the joyful, adorable delusion of Craig to occupy our time. He's just the best. And the most ridiculous. If you think otherwise, name ONE LIE HE HAS EVER SAID. ONE LIE!!! Oh Craig. Never change.

Jul 21, 2018
#750 RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia
01:41:10

RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on part 1 of the epic, epic trip. From Ramona's wheelchair to Bethenny's allergic/panic/jealousy attacks, we got it covered!

Jul 20, 2018
#749 BelowDeckMed: Patient Zero Patience
01:04:18

Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her patience, which will lead to a tsunami of hugs like we've never seen. This week's bonus is our annual shopping trip on Amazon Prime. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 18, 2018
#748 RHOC: Roped Into A New Season
00:59:17

The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it. Come join us as we catch up on Shannon's divorce, Kelly's single life, Vicki's love tank, and Tamra's tears. Plus, a new girl named Emily!


Jul 17, 2018
#747 RHOP: Crepes of Wrath
01:05:06

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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Jul 16, 2018
#746 Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City
01:55:49

We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley crash and burn! Enjoy! 

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Jul 15, 2018
#745 RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis
01:39:17

The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis! If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at watchwhatcrappens.com

Jul 14, 2018
Song: I'm a Girl by Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus
00:01:17

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Jul 11, 2018
#744 BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João
01:01:12

For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Who will João choose? And why is life so cruel to allow him to be the one with all the power in this situation? Plus, broccoli updates and new music from Trixie Monocle & Three Arm Octopus!

Jul 11, 2018
#743: Lea Black's Day Off
00:52:44

We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and Flipping Out. We love this woman! Follow her on insta and twitter @leablackmiami and find her jewelry and skincare at LeaBlack.com. Enjoy!

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Jul 11, 2018
#742 RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes
00:57:13

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everything we could want, plus the Prince of Monaco!

Jul 09, 2018
#741 Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown
00:46:00

The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in crazy outfits. We break it all down in typical Crappens fashion: shot by shot, hair plug by hair plug. Come listen!

Jul 06, 2018
#740 RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown
00:36:55

The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity. 

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Jul 05, 2018
#739 RHONY: Midseason Trailer Breakdown
00:42:10

The Real Housewives of New York gave us the gift of a midseason trailer to break down over the holidays. There are troll doll heads, a Dorinda smackdown, and a boat ride no one will ever forget. Enjoy!

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Jul 03, 2018
#738 RHOP: A Mime Is A Terrible Thing To Waste
00:59:48

It's time for the group trip on "Real Housewives of Potomac," but not even a very charming mime can convince Robyn and Gizelle to go to France. Will they ever be persuaded to take an all-expenses paid vacation to the French Riviera???? Check out our recap to find out.


Jul 02, 2018
#737 SouthernCharm: How Polo Can You Go?
01:08:09

On this week's "Southern Charm," Thomas wants one last hurrah on the polo fields before he hangs up his duds, which means that maybe now he'll have more time to spend with Ashley. Oh wait, they've PUMPED THE BRAKES (as Ashley has reminded everyone in Charleston). Also, Shep vs. a crow. Come listen!

Jun 29, 2018
#736 RHONY: Coming Crest-fully Clean
01:19:28

The Real Housewives of New York are still at The Mayflower fighting about family crests and selfies. Will Ramona survive the shock of being served banana bread?

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Jun 28, 2018
#735 Below Deck: Michelin Scarred
01:01:54

Adam eats at a Michelin Starred restaurant for the first time in his life and tries to grow a James Beard on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean. Also, Joao breaks a wine glass with his sheer douchiness and Hanna gives a lot of smokey kisses.

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Jun 27, 2018
#734 SouthernCharm Live in SF: Jagged Little Pillow
01:36:57

Craig's pillow design is due - will this be his moment to shine? Or his moment to be, well, Craig. We discuss this as well as many more things at our crazy, super fun live show from SF. You must listen!

Jun 25, 2018
#733 RHONY Live in Phoenix: Crest Wars and Slob Kebabs
01:41:02

We're in Phoenix to record this week's instant classic episode of Real Housewives of New York. Luann is out of rehab, but will Ramona the Slob Kebab be able to control herself? And why is Doridna yelling about Crest? Enjoy, and thank you Phoenix!

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Jun 22, 2018
#732 Below Deck Med: Ironing Out the Truth
01:00:52

Below Deck Med is blessed with the nicest guests ever, but that won't stop Adam from wanting to throw Hannah overboard. Also, Kasey is got in a lie. Will it get her fired or hugged to death? 

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Jun 20, 2018
#731 YourHusband: Turns Out This Show Is Hilarious
00:45:55

Bravo gave "Your Husband Is Cheating On Us" a second chance; so we thought we should check it out. And we're glad we did because it's hilarious! This episode had it all: fights, food drama, a cheese plate, and a raccoon. Plus, Ginuwine!

Jun 19, 2018
#730 RHOP: Raucous Caucus
00:52:52

Somebody call security because the ladies of Real Housewives of Potomoac are getting messy. First, Karen ejects Gizelle and Robyn from her gala. Then Karen and Monique try to ignore Gizelle at the Congressional Black Caucus event. But the real headturner of this episode is the SHOCKING thing Chris calls Candiace. We can't even repeat it here. Come listen to the recap!

Jun 19, 2018
#729 SouthernCharm: Beer and Loathing in Charleston
01:18:48

Love is sort of in the air on "Southern Charm." And if not love, then beer. The gang convenes to try Austen's unnamed brew, setting the stage for a confrontation between Chelsea and Victoria. Meanwhile, Shep and Kathryn continue to flirt -- they had sex FYI -- and Ashely finds herself struggling to hold onto that periwinkle hunk Thomas. Just grist for our mill. Come check out our recap!

Jun 15, 2018
#728 RHONY: Tins 'n' Dale - Wedding Rangers
01:18:20

"Real Housewives of New York" remembers Bobby Zarin, one of our favorite Bravo husbands of all time. But then we dive into full lunacy with Tinsley and her mom Dale as they shop for wedding dresses and cry over unfertilized eggs. Also, Luann is free at last!

Jun 15, 2018
#727 Below Deck Med: Putting the B in Honey
00:59:39

Below Deck Med finally gets rid of the b Honey and the kosher crew, but no one can forget the sting.

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Jun 13, 2018
#726 MDLNY: Chunky Scarves and Marble Madness
00:55:15

The season premiere of "Million Dollar Listing: New York" gave us everything we've come to expect: intense Snapchat filters, overly rehearsed comic bits by Fredrik, and shirtless Steve Gold. Oh, and marble. Lots and lots of marble.

Jun 12, 2018
#725 RHOP: Cha-Charity Case
00:54:12

The Real Housewives of Potomac is puts Charity up against Charity. But will anyone be more charitable than Charisse's escort?

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Jun 11, 2018
#724 Southern Charm: Trouble in Hairadise
01:34:36

Ashley continues to grow her villainy on this week's Southern Charm while Shep limps around, Cam has her kid and Craig visits his life coach. Enjoy!

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Jun 08, 2018
#723 RHONY: Escape from Lu-catraz
01:08:24

The Real Housewives of New York celebrates Bethenny's new jeans line and Luann's great prison escape. Time to crack some nuts. Enjoy!

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Jun 07, 2018
#722 Below Deck Med: Not Kosher
01:07:13

The Great Gatsby takes over Below Deck Mediterranean. Will literary greatness be able to overshadow the douche magnetism of the guests and Jao? Probably not. Enjoy!

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Jun 06, 2018
#721 SC Nola: When The Pregnancy Tests Go Marching In
00:50:37

The "Southern Charm: New Orleans" season draws to a close, but not before Jon Moody flashes his abs one last time. And thank God. We're here to recap it all, from Reagan's pregnancy scare to the latest Tamica/Gian drama.

Jun 05, 2018
#720 RHOP: He's a Real Nowhere Sherman
01:05:12

Sherman dumps Gizelle, Robyn and Monique have rival charity obligations, and Ashley extends her prenup. Just another day in the mid-Atlantic dramas of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come check out our latest recap!

Jun 05, 2018
#719 SouthernCharm: Simply THE WORST EVER
01:41:44

We are dumbfounded by the depths of Ashley's awfulness on "Southern Charm." In a situation like this, there's only one thing to do: DRAG HER ASS. Come listen to our recap for a complete, occasionally nonsensical dragging.

Jun 01, 2018
#718 RHONY: How The Frankel Stole Christmas
01:20:52

Christmas on "Real Housewives of New York" brings out the crazy. From nutcracker appropriation to Luann's arrest, this episode has everything. And let's not overlook Ramona seething "You don't support other women!" at Bethenny. AMAZING. Def check out our recap of this mess!

May 31, 2018
#717 BelowDeckMed: Toast Traumatic Stress Disorder
01:00:33

You can do a lot of things on a yacht, but never NEVER make Captain Sandy wait for her dry toast. Or else you'll be the one who's toast! See what we did there? It's another crazy episode of Below Deck Med, and we've got all the petty workplace problems covered. Check out our recap!

May 30, 2018
#716 RHOP: Extra Medium
00:54:16

The Real Housewives of Potomac take the umbrellas off each others necks long enough to talk to an extra medium and help out Houston with water and wigs. Enjoy!

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May 29, 2018
#715: Straight Talk With Ross Crossover Bonanza
00:39:01

We spent a day doing a crossover with Ross Matthew and pals over at the fabulous Straight Talk With Ross podcast. Find that hilarious show at straighttalkwithross.com and follow Ross @helloross and @hellorosspod. Thanks to Lea Black and Cjay for making this amazing day happen.

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May 28, 2018
#714 Southern Charm: Hilton Headlock
01:25:32

The Southern Charm gang heads to the Head, and Ashley almost loses hers when she goes up against Kathryn. 

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May 25, 2018
#713 RHONY: Murder of a Lip Flapper
01:40:07

The Real Housewives of New York return to the Berkshires for a murder mystery dinner party and a chill with the snowmies. Who will live? Who will die? And who will teach Ramona what a snow globe is?

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May 24, 2018
#712 BelowDeckMed: BUT YOU SAID YOU DON’T LIKE SEAFOOD
00:58:32

You know you're a bad yacht guest when you upstage the jerk sexually harassing all the stews. Come join us as we incredulously relive this guest's journey to have a humble lobster, no, duck, no, lobster, no, shrimp, no, chicken, no lobster dinner. And then stick around while we roll our eyes at Zimbabwe's greatest national treasure, Joao.

May 23, 2018
#711 PumpRules: Pasta La Vista, Season 6
01:19:38

The epic, iconic, Emmy award deserving season 6 of Vanderpump Rules has officially ended, and we are here to recap the third and final installment of reunion. Wow. So much to say. Pasta. Lala. Kristen. Jax. Need we say more? Of course! Come listen!!

May 22, 2018
#710 RHOP: Scents and Sensibility
01:19:39

Karen's fragrance journey looks like it's veering off the road, and Monique's not even the one behind the wheel. We're recapping this and all sorts of umbrella-choking madness on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen!

May 21, 2018
#709 SouthernCharm: No Royal Weddings On The Horizon
01:20:25

This week's "Southern Charm" is all about romantic prospects for men, which means we're in for maximum eye rolls. But here's the good news: we also get TWO scenes at Gwynn's! Who could ask for anything more?? Afterwards, we check in on Southern Charm New Orleans and the Crappens Mailbag!

May 18, 2018
#708 RHONY: Betheyanny or Carolaurel?
01:22:51

Who are you hearing? Bethenny or Carole? Their feud grows deeper, this time with Carole using "Get off my jock!" against Bethenny. Will these two ever mend fences? Will Luann ever stop singing Happy Birthday? And will Sonja ever remove Pickles' stain? Pressing questions we attempt to answer on today's recap. Come listen!

May 17, 2018
#707 Below Deck Med: I Got Your Nuts, Bi**h!
01:18:41

Below Deck Mediterranean is back, and this time we're in Italy! Watching a season of Captain Sandy say "Banana" in spanish is going to be the gift that never stops hugging. This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 16, 2018
#706 PumpRules: Nevertheless, Jax Persisted
01:37:47

Part 2 of the Season 6 Vanderpump Rules reunion taught us that Jax is an ardent feminist, Lala does NOT have a sugar daddy, and James has a roommate we need to see much more of on TV. Check out our recap of this shockingly civil episode.

May 15, 2018
#705 RHOP: Nemacolin Cleanse
01:12:11

The Real Housewives are still in Nemacolin to drunk/age shame each other for sport. YAY! This week's bonus is about teaching our moms technology, wifi passwords, and the risky plot lines on Gimme a Break. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 15, 2018
#704 Southern Charm: The Job Ermterview Plus NOLA
01:37:44

This week on Southern Charm, Katheryn goes to a job interview and Naomi's family opens a restaurant that gives Thomas an accuse to offend the French language. Then, on it's a very special Southern Charm NOLA episode about hurtful words and meaningless sorries. For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 11, 2018
#703 RHONY Intervención: Puerto Rico
01:09:37

Bethenny takes Dorinda to Puerto Rico on this week's Real Housewives of New York. Will the poor girl drink all the aid supplies? For our premium bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

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May 11, 2018
#702: The Mourning After (Chicago Show, Part 2)
01:23:57

The first episode of the Vanderpump Rules reunion was so epic, we needed a whole second recap to cover everything. For this show, we're talking Jax's tragic loss, Scheana and Lala's rift, and of course the demise of ROBBBBBB. We try to treat the serious stuff delicately... but, well, we may have failed on that front. As Kristen would say, "Sorry." Thank you Chicago for another amazing live show!! Be sure to check out Crappens #701 if you missed the first part of our recap!

May 10, 2018
#701 PumpRules: Reunited and it Feels So Hood (Chicago Show, Part 1)
01:16:16

Crappens Live hits Lincoln Hall in Chicago for a special two part breakdown of Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part One. This is part one. Hope you have as much fun as we did! Thanks Chicago!!

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May 10, 2018
#700 RHOBH: The End Period
01:06:28

It's Part Three of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. We get to talk about periods, Nanny K, and the Holocaust. It's more fun that it sounds. 

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May 09, 2018
#699 RHOP: Shade Whatcha Mama Gave Ya
01:15:22

Candiace isn't playing sweet anymore on "Real Housewives of Potomac," and we're all about it. Come listen to our latest recap, and stick around for Crappens Spotlight!

May 08, 2018
#698 SouthernCharm: Hatin' On Peyton
01:47:04

Naomie is on a rampage these days, and no one on "Southern Charm" is safe, especially not the newbie Peyton. It's another takedown... but was it warranted? We get into all that plus talk "Southern Charm New Orleans" and Crappens Mailbag to finish out the week. Come listen!

May 04, 2018
#697 RHONY: Missy Misdemeanor
01:32:54

Missy makes her triumphant return to Real Housewives of New York. How will LuAnn deal? We've got it covered on our latest RHONY recap. Come listen as we tackle tea parties, shopping events, and the latest Ramona-Sonja dustup.

May 03, 2018
#696 RHOBH: Gag Bag
00:56:05

It's Part Two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion. Camille is honored, Dorit is dragged, and Teddi is punctual. Oh, also, Erika is piiiiiiissed. No idea why. 

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May 02, 2018
Bonus Crossover w/ Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast!
00:39:47

We had the great pleasure of meeting Holly and Sarah from the Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast a couple of weeks ago and had to get a crossover gab sesh on the books. The day has finally arrived! Find their show on iTunes or where else you listen to your pods and follow them on twitter @vprpartypodcast and Instagram @vanderpumprulesparty. 

May 01, 2018
#695 PumpRules: Wish I Knew How To Quit You
01:55:37

The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" did not disappoint. Jax was a jerk, Scheana was oblivious, and Patrick... well... he's just awful. We soak up every last crumb of this episode as we say goodbye to one of the greatest seasons of television EVER. Join us for this epic episode. And remember you can come see us live. Get tix to our shows at watchwhatcrappens.com

May 01, 2018
#694 RHOP: Ball Busters
01:11:47

The Real Housewives of Potomac play bubble soccer and then haze the crap out of the new girl. Plus, Ben shares a story about running into Lisa Rinna and Countess Luann TOGETHER. Must listen. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 30, 2018
#693 Southern Charm: Boy's Night/Pillow Fight Plus SC NOLA
01:33:05

Southern Charm and Southern Charm New Orleans decide to have a boy's night/girl's night episode on the same night. Only one of them features a fight over a pillow, though. No spoilers. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 27, 2018
#692 RHONY: Marathon Party Fowl
01:28:50

The Real Housewives of New York top off their Hampton's trip with really loud feathers and a huge party foul. This week's bonus is a chat about cooking and a quick take on RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 26, 2018
#691 RHOBH: Bizarre Friend Triangle
01:04:04

Time for part 1 of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Who will earn the title of LVP's BFF? Who will piss off Erika the most? And who will Nell Carter yell at the most? All the answers in our recap!

Apr 25, 2018
#690 PumpRules: Free as a Broken Bird!
01:21:06

Brit and Jax are finally done (until she inevitably goes back to him), and to celebrate, our favorite Kentuckian is going to put herself FIRST (until she inevitably goes back to him). It's just part of the madness of "Vanderpump Rules." Come check out our recap, which also includes Lala's 13 minute showcase, Tom and Ariana's house-hunting adventure, and Peter rolling napkins.

Apr 24, 2018
#689 RHOA: Wig Out
01:23:15

The tenth season of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" ends with a hilariously relentless dragging of Kim Zolciak Biermann. And it is all so good. But we couldn't let Nene, Kenya, and Kandi have all the fun. Come listen to our recap of this savage reunion finale.

Apr 23, 2018
#688 SouthernCharm: Cold Showers; Plus, NOLA
01:29:03

Cameran's baby shower turns icy when Naomi attempts to thaw Patricia's heart. Easier said than done. And that's just the tip of the "Southern Charm" iceberg. We're recapping everything - from Craig's pillow high to JD's awkward appearance. Plus, we share first impressions of "Southern Charm New Orleans."

Apr 20, 2018
#687 RHONY: Sag Harboring Resentment
01:27:11

The Real Housewives of New York celebrate Bethenny's birthday with a trip to the Hamptons and we get to watch Sonja ride a bus. 

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Apr 19, 2018
#686 RHOBH: Beverly Beach Sesh
01:03:54

The long, uneventful season of RHOBH comes to a whimpering close as Dorit finally hosts a fashion show for Beverly Beach. Not to be outdone, Kyle then hosts a viewing party of "American Woman" at her soon-to-be-burgled house. Fun times? Somehow we still manage to have a good time recapping this silliness. Come listen!

Apr 18, 2018
#685 PumpRules: Crutching Our Pearls
01:31:44

Are you guys ready for the Pucker & Pout party by JULIE HEWITTTTT?? We are! We're so excited we stubbed our toe on a pint of frozen ice cream. Come join us as we recap another hilarious episode of "Vanderpump Rules," culminating in the biggest bombshell of 2018: Jax dumping Brittany! RAWT IN HELL JAX! Also, a man bun update.

Apr 17, 2018
#684 RHOA: Lip Stink Battle
00:55:55

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. 

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Apr 16, 2018
#683 RHOC: Revisiting Naked Wasted - Live from Orange County
01:29:04

Watch What Crappens heads to the birthplace of the housewives: Orange County, CA! Join us for a rowdy live show where we revisit the classic RHOC episode "Naked Wasted." We had a blast - we hope you do too!!

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Apr 16, 2018
#682 SouthernCharm: Tell Him Good Ol' Boy, Bye
01:31:20

Time's Up for JD as the women of "Southern Charm" finally take him to task for his philandering ways (BWWAAAAAH!!!). It's an explosive, hilarious, and generally awesome episode, and we're here to recap all of it. Grab your Gentry throw blanket because we're fixin' to have some fun with this one...

Apr 13, 2018
#681 RHONY: Uncool Runnings
01:15:10

Turn down your Countess Pandora station: we've got a brand new recap of the latest "Real Housewives of New York" episode. Carole runs her marathon, Bethenny barks at underlings, and LuAnn reminds us that Queen Latifah isn't REALLY a queen. In other words, it's spectacular TV.

Apr 12, 2018
#680 RHOBH: Rubber Panda Don't Give a F**k
01:03:28

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spend their final day in Berlin hanging out with a panda bear and waiting on Erika to lube herself into a rubber top. 

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Apr 11, 2018
#679 PumpRules: What Would Mandela Do?
01:22:56

Will Jax follow in the path of Nelson Mandela? Or will his Reiki progress succumb to the world around him? Such are the questions that plague this week's "Vanderpump Rules." Join us for a recap of all these important issues. Plus, important Taco Bell news.

Apr 10, 2018
#678 RHOA: No Bones About It
01:04:03

Real Housewives of Atlanta has its first reunion this week and Sheree drops the bones while Kenya flashes her wedding ring. 

This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP and the return of Trading Spaces. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 09, 2018
#677 Southern Charm: Barbie Queued
01:16:16

Southern Charm is back, and Thomas has a new Barbie to parade around. Don't worry, though. His white pants are exactly the same.

This week's bonus is a chat about the RHOP premiere and the ending of Summer House. For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Apr 06, 2018
#676 RHONY: Supreme GaGaween
01:21:37

The Real Housewives of New York return, and it's with a slurry, tone deaf Halloween party. We couldn't have asked for a better treat, tricks. Enjoy! 

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Apr 06, 2018
#675 RHOBH: Oktoberfestering
01:29:39

We're live in DC for a second night in a row, and this time we're talking RHOBH. The German adventure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues. Kyle has an allergic reaction to a pony, Erika hosts a dinner party, and all the women get drunk at a biergarten. Plus, important hollandaise updates and the new RHONY taglines. Come join!


Apr 05, 2018
#674 Crappens Live DC Pump Rules: Pillow Talk
01:35:08

Our first night in DC was a blessed one, because we got to cover an instantly iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules. Bored in Mexico, Jax organizes his very own mystery party involving pillows by a hot tub. Thanks for the great times, DC! 

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Apr 04, 2018
#673 RHOA: Two Can Play At That Cleopatra
01:27:06

The season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A. Fox. We're covering all the good stuff as well as a surprise message from an iconic Real Housewife. You def have to listen...

Apr 02, 2018
#672 Married2Med: A Medical Miracle; Special Guest Carey O'Donnell
01:35:16

The finale of the "Married To Medicine" reunion was so intense we couldn't ignore it. Check out our recap and then join us for a chat with writer Carey O'Donnell. We look fondly at "Vanderpump Rules" over the years and revisit some classic Bravo series like "Kell on Earth." Stick around for "Crappens Mailbag" when the wheels truly, truly come off.

Mar 30, 2018
#671 SummerHouse: Drunk In Love
00:47:44

Amanda thinks Kyle drinks too much; so they come up with a great plan: they'll go 1-for-1 with beverages. What could go wrong? Just another fun weekend in the "Summer House." Check out our recap!

Mar 29, 2018
#670 RHOBH: The Nanny K Diaries
01:08:21

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are taking the arguments from petty to...amazingly wonderfully petty with a good ole fashioned "You Don't Remember NANNY K!!?!?" fight, and we couldn't be more grateful. 

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Mar 28, 2018
#669 PumpRules: Bottle Episode
01:36:29

The "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Mexico continues. Jax finds out about Scheana's devious plans, Stassi and Kristen fight about sleeptime, and Lala drops an iconic bombshell: she needs a baba. Or bubba? Come listen to our recap of this hilarious episode.

Mar 27, 2018
#668 RHOA: The Daly Showed!
00:56:17

Marc Daly showed up! Marc Daly showed up! The Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the love of Kenya's life, and Sheree doesn't understand nose rings. It's an all around win.

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Mar 26, 2018
#667: Live in Detroit: Welcome to SUR!
01:46:26

In the beginning...there was Vanderpump Rules Episode One: Welcome to Sur! We're live in Detroit at the Majestic Theater to cover the first episode ever of one of our all time faves. Thanks for the amazing night you gave us, Detroit! Enjoy!

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Mar 26, 2018
#666 Summer House: Hell? NOT FUN
01:03:25

This week on Summer house, Amanda and Kyle whine fight for an hour. In other news, Stephen has boy trouble, Twerkus gets her twerk back, and Carl wears white pants again. Enjoy!

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Mar 22, 2018
#665 RHOBH: Séance Anything
01:23:17

Kyle hosts one last séance by the smiley-faced pool for old times' sake, and Lisa Vanderpump loses one of her cute little pups. It's a time for tears (and heavenly phone calls). Come join us for this recap of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

Mar 21, 2018
#664 Vanderpump Rules: The Mighty Schmuck
01:37:50

Jax has a mysterious hockey job offer on PumpRules, but that doesn't stop him from getting his ape ass handed to him in Mexico. Enjoy!

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Mar 20, 2018
#663 RHOA: Joking Hazard
01:10:03

Nene loses her Uber cool with a heckler, and the consequences are rough. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come listen to our recap of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Mar 20, 2018
#662 RHOBH: Dinner Party From Hell! (Live from Houston)
02:06:04

We took our show to Houston, TX last week, and to celebrate, we went back in time to arguably the most iconic Bravo episode of all time: the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" season 1 dinner party from hell. From the morally corrupt Faye Resnick to the drunk medium Allison DuBois, we have it all covered. So grab your Camille Cocktail and get ready for a rocky, rowdy, and hilarious trip down Malibu memory lane. Thank you Texas!!

Mar 16, 2018
#661 SummerHouse: Happily Everett After
00:49:55

It's the moment we've all been not waiting for: Everett and Lindsay finally reunited. And it's just as sloppy as you'd expect. Plus, Stephen has a heartbreaking trip to Alabama.

Mar 15, 2018
#660 RHOBH: Tears of a Teddi Bear
01:41:21

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills meet for a catch up lunch that leaves Vanderpump's new project in tears. Will Erika apologize? No, Miss Cry Baby. 


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Mar 14, 2018
#659 PumpRules: Creepy Controversy
01:31:20

"Vanderpump Rules" becomes an unlikely nuanced showpiece for the #metoo movement when Ariana's brother Jeremy gets thrust into the spotlight by the Taco Bell Coven. Stassi and Kristen call him creepy, Ariana and Tom call him thoughtful, and Lisa calls him a hero. Who to believe? Maybe they're all right? Here's one thing we can all agree on: Brit is doing too much for Jax's birthday. If you don't already, be sure to subscribe to the podcast and buy tickets to our live shows at watchwhatcrappens.com

Mar 13, 2018
#658 RHOA: Aged Ham in Barcelona
01:16:52

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona. There are massive protests, but can they cause more unrest than these women? 

 This week's bonus a preview of Southern Charm! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Mar 12, 2018
#657 Top Chef: Successes and Gail-ures
01:32:08

Top Chef season finale! Who will win? Who will lose? What will Gail wear? Find out! We're in a Houston hotel room laughing our asses off. 

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Mar 09, 2018
#656 Summer House: Carlbellion
00:59:35

The Summer House roomies are on a full Carl rebellion, and the always dependable soldier Ervrott shows up as backup. Enjoy!

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Mar 08, 2018
#655 RHOBH: Belle of the Ball Gag
01:25:56

Camille Grammer is the gift that keeps on giving, and this time she's assigned her wrath to Dorit, who is only now just feeling the harsh punishment of Lisa Vanderpump's bruised ego. It's a petty, brilliant episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and we're recapping every inch of it. Grab your ball gags - we're gettin' freaky!

Mar 08, 2018
#654 PumpRules: Fear and Bloating in Las Vegas
01:35:53

Vanderpump Rules goes to Vegas for the ultimate TomTom test. They fail, but in a really fun broken bird-y kinda way. Enjoy!

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Mar 07, 2018
#653 Top Chef: Fishing For Compliments
01:07:21

Did you MEAN to serve trout tainted with ursine fecal matter? That is the pressing question plaguing the penultimate episode of TOP CHEF - at least, according to us. Join us as we unpack all that this show has to offer: fishing, grilling vegetables, cowboy hats. You know, the good stuff.


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Mar 06, 2018
#652: RHONY Season 10 Trailer Deep Dive
01:26:07

The new trailer for season 10 of Real Housewives of New York is so important to us that we decided to devote an entire episode to unpacking it - shot by shot (and sometimes frame by frame). We manage to pull out over an hour of thorough analysis from only two minutes of video - but hey, that's what "Watch What Crappens" is all about. Afterwards, we have fun in the Crappens Mailbag where we discuss the musical "Chicago" and of course Kitchen-Aid stand mixers. Thanks for listening - please tell your friends, subscribe to the show, and check us out at live at watchwhatcrappens.com

Mar 03, 2018
#651 SummerHouse: Take Your Mom To Wirkus Day
01:09:22

Parental visits don't get in the way of drunken Wirkus rants - that's what we learned on this week's "Summer House." Join us as we unpack the latest madness!


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Mar 01, 2018
#650 RHOBH Faux Furs/Cold Shoulders
01:22:37

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrates NYC with a failed Frankel takedown and Kyle's new store opening. Also, Dorit tries to figure out what vampires are. Enjoy!

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Feb 28, 2018
#649 PumpRules: Introducing Madison Marie Parks-Valletta; Special Guest Lara Marie Schoenhals
01:51:40

Jax almost drowns, and Scheana has baby plans. Just another day in Big Bear paradise on "Vanderpump Rules." Come join us as we recap it!

Feb 28, 2018
#648 RHOA: Unwelcome Mat
01:09:11

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Barcelona, and they fight to the mat.

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Feb 27, 2018
#647 Top Chef: Did You Mean To Disappoint Your Mother?
01:38:11

This week on Top Chef, the final four have to re-create the hacky dishes their families force fed them as kids. Also, Padma makes a lot of testicle jokes. Then, in the Crappens Mailbag, we have a candid conversation on what it means to be podcasters. For a really long time. 

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Feb 23, 2018
#646 RHOBH: Don't Cry For Me Kyle-gentina
01:16:03

This week's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is a battle Royale to find out who's the biggest victim: Dorit, for having her big night ruined? Kyle, for perceived snubs? Or Lisa Vanderpump, for being called insecure and jealous? It's a magnificent carousel of self-pity and accusations, and we're here to recap it all!


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Feb 22, 2018
#645 PumpRules: Live from NYC - Fun and GAAAMES
01:48:47

Live from the legendary Bowery Ballroom in New York City, we're recapping the epic "Vanderpump Rules" trip to Big Bear - a.k.a. SCHEANAFEST 2018. Plus, important discussion about the Real Housewives of New York's ill-fated maritime adventure. Thanks to everyone who came to the show. To see one of our live shows, be sure to visit watchwhatcrappens.com !

Feb 21, 2018
#644 SummerHouse: Carl's In Over His Head
01:14:55

Things are getting messy on Summer House, and we're not just talking about the watermelon. The Wirkus twins are finally reunited, but more importantly, Stephen finally tells Carl what's really been on his mind. Join us as we recap all the madness!

Feb 20, 2018
#643 RHOA: In-Spain in the Membrane
01:22:24

**Audio alert! We’re in NYC this week for Crappens Live and the audio is spotty. Sorry! The Real Housewives of Atlanta go to Spain, and NeNe has lots of Spaining to do. For our bonus episodes and premium extras, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

Feb 19, 2018
#642 TopChef: Elevated Cuisine
01:08:43

"Top Chef" heads to the mountains where high elevations mean screwy cooking times and a nasty case of the GAILS. Pack your dramamine and come listen to our recap!

Feb 16, 2018
#641 Summer House: Carltastrophe
01:03:28

This week on Summer House, Carl charms one woman by yelling at another and Kyle farts a lot. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 15, 2018
#640 RHOBH: Wrecks and the City
01:14:28

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills go to NYC for a group trip, but can Dorit stop herself from wrecking it? Nope. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 14, 2018
#639 PumpRules: It's My Party, and I'll Die If I Want To
01:17:55

Stassi is throwing a murder themed birthday party on this week's "Vanderpump Rules," and if that all sounds a bit grim, don't worry -- there's also a Kings & Queens party for Ariana. Meanwhile, Jax finds himself in Lisa's doghouse and out of her dog event. Will she ever forgive him? Come check out our recap, and be sure to subscribe to the show wherever podcasts are available!

Feb 14, 2018
#638 RHOA: Where's The Beef?
01:01:28

The Real Housewives of Atlanta prepare for their trip to Barcelona by laughing together at Baby Vegan Porsha's "No Beef" party, and Marlo brings herself as a date. This week's bonus episode is a deep dive into both Mario Odyssey and Celebrity Big Brother! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 12, 2018
#637 Top Chef: Heeere's Padma!
01:09:14

Top Chef goes to the hotel from The Shining this week, and Padma is terrifying. This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 09, 2018
#636 Summer House: Bond-fire of the Clam-ities
01:19:44

Summer House tried to bond over a good ole fashioned Native American bondfire, but can the curse of Carl ever be overcome? This week's bonus is a rundown of the Super Bowl Halftime show and a quick catch up on Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Feb 08, 2018
#635 RHOBH: Beverly Hills Brexit
01:15:21

On this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle, Dorit, and Lisa are all in a pissing match over who's the better friend. Or who deserves compassion. Or who's closer with whom? It's so petty it's almost perfect. Comes check out our recap of this hilarious episode!

Feb 07, 2018
#634 PumpRules: Pump Your Brakes; Special Guest Danny Pellegrino
01:37:05

Everyone's saying problematic things on "Vanderpump Rules" this week. Whether it's about race, body-shaming, or Jax's worldview, the episode is full of cringeworthy moments - and we wouldn't have it any other way. Plus, there's a fire. Danny Pellegrino ("Everything Iconic") subs in for Ronnie to break down the whole mess.

Feb 06, 2018
#633: 2018 Golden Crappies LIVE!
01:54:18

It's time for the annual Golden Crappy Awards where we honor achievement in all things Bravo. For the first time ever, we've upped the stakes, recording in front of a live audience at The Hollywood Improv! Come join us as we fête the best (and the worst) of everything Bravo has to offer with a little help from our friends! Plus, stick around for a very special audience moment!!

Feb 05, 2018
#632 TopChef: Flowers, Football, and Failure
00:58:19

A sudden death quick fire on Top Chef turns a floral challenge into something much less lovely. Then it's time to celebrate the Super Bowl as the surviving chefs are tasked to make tailgating food for Broncos fans. The results are mixed, but our recap is fully enthusiastic.

Feb 03, 2018
#631 SummerHouse: Can't Have Your Carl and Eat It Too
00:59:14

Carl made out with Lauren and then Danielle blew up their spot and then Carl started flirting with Courtney and Lauren was all that's not cool so she threw cake in Carl's face and was like THERE, Carl. Come listen to our similarly insightful recap!

Feb 01, 2018
#630 RHOBH: Ya Give Me Beaver
01:09:00

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit throws a Groupon Yacht party for PK and Erika Jayne helps her with a little pat the puss stage momagering. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 31, 2018
#629 PumpRules: Mother May I Sleep With Danger?
01:23:52

On this week's "Vanderpump Rules," Brittany's mom is ready to crucify Jax -- or at least that's what Kristen is hoping for. Also, more drama between James and Logan, assertions of new wave feminism by Lala, and fresh loaves of bread at SUR. Come listen to our recap of yet another hilarious episode of VPR.

Jan 30, 2018
#628 RHOA: Leave a Will
00:59:58

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Kandi's magazine cover and Will gets his hand caught in a cookie. This week's bonus is a quick catch up sesh with Married to Med and Top Chef. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 30, 2018
#627 RHONJ: Pretty in Clink
01:20:30

The Real Housewives of New Jersey finishes up its reunion with clinks and non-thrown cakes. Oh, and whale talk. This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 26, 2018
#626 Summer House: Rosés, Thorns, and Carls
01:00:06

Summer House returns for season 2. The MTA has never been happier for the publicity. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 25, 2018
#625 RHOBH: Know Your Whine Glasses
01:13:05

Teddi throws a glam party for the ladies, but things start off on a rocky note when Dorit suffers the indignity of having her Vanderpump Rosé served in a champagne glass. It's all downhill from there. Come check out our recap of the episode followed by the return of Listener Spotlight!!

Jan 24, 2018
#624 Vanderpump Rules: Call Me By Your Pasta
01:24:44

Vanderpump Rules keeps on firing on all cylinders this week for the Pride episode. James barely holds his spot in the closet, Billie Lee gives a speech, and Jax takes up raking. Enjoy! This week's bonus was recorded from the Boston Logan Airport. To hear it,, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 23, 2018
#624 RHOA: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
01:13:39

A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected. Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or not you think Ms. Daly is headed off the show...

Jan 23, 2018
#623 RHONJ: Live from Boston - Can't Fight Foyer with Foyer
01:13:05

We're live in Boston for a second night, and this time we're talking the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. Come listen to

Jan 21, 2018
#622 Crappens Live Boston VPR: The Return of White Kanye
01:44:05

We’re live in Boston this week at The Sinclair, and we’re thrilled to have one of Vanderpump Rules’ finest episodes to cover. We had a blast. Love you Boston! 

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Jan 19, 2018
#621 RHOBH: A Wrinkle in Time
01:13:50

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finds its petty fight of the season. It's a Time Fight! Enjoy! To hear our bonus episodes, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 17, 2018
#620 Married2Med: Marital Unfocused Group
00:52:55

Quad has reached a breaking point with Dr. Gregory, and after a gut-wrenching group therapy scene, it looks like things might be on the mend for the troubled couple. But if we've learned anything from Dr. Jackie and Curtis, it's that sometimes a man is only good for changing a lightbulb. Come listen to our recap!

Jan 17, 2018
#619 RHOA: Mbele-ishing The Truth
01:20:57

There's an elephant in the room. Actually, about ten of them. Yes, the most over-used expression since "thrown under the bus" reached peak saturation on this week's episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. But it was all worth it to meet our new favorite psychic: MBELE. Come listen to our recap as we rip apart the whole episode.

Jan 16, 2018
#618 TopChef: Does a Bear Schnitzel in the Woods?
01:10:48

This week on Top Chef, the contestants must audition from Tasty.com, and after that it's a good ol' fashioned German party. DAS FLAVORS! Come listen to our recap!

Jan 12, 2018
#617 RHONJ: Fall From Grace
01:26:25

On the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersy, Siggy's credibility - and body - takes a tumble. Yes, she's fallen, and she can't get up. Come listen to our recap of this disco-inferno-turned-ambulatory-care saga.

Jan 12, 2018
#616 RHOBH: Tokyo Hellooo!
01:06:59

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a wasted Dorit ish. Rinna and Erika don't care, though, cuz they're momaging the brats in Tokyo. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 10, 2018
#615 PumpRules: Britney Shocked To Learn Jax Is Still a Pig
01:26:38

This week's episode of "Vanderpump Rules" sees Britney trying to make Jax a better man... and Lala slapping her back to reality. Nothing like some cold, hard receipts to dash Jax's redemption. Come listen to our recap of this crazy episode. No squirrels were injured in the recording of our show.

Jan 09, 2018
#614 RHOA: Tea and Sympathy
00:49:29

The Real Housewives of Atlanta come together for PSA that's dangerously close to devolving into another Donkey Booty war. This week's bonus is a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 08, 2018
#613 Top Chef: Does a Bear S**t in the Woods?
01:07:20

Top Chef sends the cast to a snowy mountain. Will they get eaten by bears? Will they freeze? Will Carrie ever stop smiling? Let's find out! 

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Jan 05, 2018
#612 RHONJ: The Grudgeatelli Pasta Station
01:08:39

The Real Housewives of New Jersey are close to the end of the season. What better way to start your goodbye than a good ole fashioned grudge in a second rate pasta shop? 

This week's bonus is a recap of our Holiday Vacations. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Jan 04, 2018
#611 RHOBH: Horsing Around
01:11:59

Did you guys know that Teddi loves horses? Because she does. A lot. And this week we get to see her ride a horse. So, that's cool. Come listen to our recap of this exciting equestrian moment as well as some daddy issues from Erika and a birthday party for Dorit.

Jan 03, 2018
#610 PumpRules: For Whom The Taco Bell Tolls
01:32:17

"Vanderpump Rules" kicks off 2018 with a special gift to the audience: a second cheating scandal! We're still barely wiping the Taco Bell off our lips from the first one! Come listen to our recap of the latest episode!

Jan 03, 2018
#609 RHONJ: Anti-Sigmitic
01:21:19

The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their Milan trip by mixing Hitler, shoes, and meatballs. Would you expect anything less? 

This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 21, 2017
#608 RHOBH: Same Nest, New Broken Bird
01:17:09

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back with more wigs than ever and a new totally down to earth EQUESTRIAN broken bird. 

This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 20, 2017
#607 PumpRules: Jaxination
01:22:04

The women of Vanderpump Rules have a seance to rid Jax of his ape spirit. Will Britney be able to stop herself from jumping right back into the potato sack with him? Beer cheese! 

This week's bonus is a rage against all things Apple pricing and a recap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 19, 2017
#606 RHOA: Love in the First Degree
00:48:18

The Real Housewives of Atlanta brings us our first scene with Sheree's new man. Collect that love, baby! 

This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend and Ronnie's Austin Bobby Bender performance. Plus Married to Medicine, of course. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 18, 2017
#605 Top Chef and Below Deck: It Ain't Easy Bein' Cheesy
01:39:03

If you have lactose intolerance, this amazing episode of Top Chef isn't for you. If, on the other hand, you love seeing tortoiseshell glasses leaking, you'll love it! Also, we talk a bit about the Below Deck reunion and make tons of Hoda jokes. 

This week's bonus is about Ben's bday weekend and Ronnie's Austin Bobby Bender performance. Plus Married to Medicine, of course. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 16, 2017
#604 RHONJ: The Elephant in the Duomo
01:07:33

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Italy! They throw glasses, scream, and sob. The ush. This week's bonus is about Ronnie's Austin performance as Bobby Bender, Ben's birthday weekend, and Married to Medicine! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 14, 2017
#603 Relationshep: A Shep In Every Port
01:06:20

Shep is looking for love, but the prospects are not amazing. We break it all down in this episode. Come join us for our recap of "Relationshep."

Dec 13, 2017
#602 PumpRules: Sur Wars - The Last Jax Lie?
01:32:55

Epic revelations happen on this week's "Vanderpump Rules." First we learn the truth behind Faith's allegations. Then we meet Stassi's boyfriend. What a crazy time to be alive. Come listen to our recap of it all!

Dec 13, 2017
#601 RHOA: Bae Area Bride
01:05:37

Real Housewives of Atlanta continues its tour of the Bay Area, and this week, it involves trolleys, Chinatown, Napa, and even a fake wedding to boot. Come join us for our recap of the episode!

Dec 11, 2017
#600 Top Chef: 'Top Chef' Goes Mile High
01:26:40

We're turning 600, and to celebrate, we're throwing a potluck! Actually, we're just watching one on the "Top Chef: Colorado" premiere. Join us as we dissect every handlebar mustache, potato chowder, and corn salad of the episode.

Dec 08, 2017
#599 RHONJ: Posche Spice
01:10:11

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the Posche Fashion Show! Come join us as we recap Tre's attempted shakedown of Kim D on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Plus, a frumpy medium! We're such a freakout over this.

Dec 07, 2017
#598 Below Deck: The Dingaling Mother's Circus
01:03:07

Below Deck ends its season with a full on circus. Will Kate finally find a way to shut Jen up? This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, and Houston! Tickets on sale Friday at 10AM. Find links at watchwhatcrappens.com.

Dec 06, 2017
#597 PumpRules: Declaration of Faith
01:34:32

"Vanderpump Rules" is back with a bang - literally. Allegedly? Whatever. Come listen to this supersized episode (over 90 minutes long) as we recap the entire monumental season premiere. Epic.

Dec 06, 2017
#596 RHOA: Marlo in the Middle
01:08:13

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to San Francisco, and Nene gets to put her new "You Are!" strategy on the table. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Dec 05, 2017
#595 RHONJ: Sog Park Diaries
01:16:22

The drama on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey begins in a dog park and climaxes with a new wine stain on yet another wall of an Italian restaurant. This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

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Nov 30, 2017
#594 BelowDeck: Kate Plus 8 (headaches)
00:47:56

"Below Deck" is nearing the end of its season, which means all the yachties are going out of their minds. Come join us as we recap this penultimate episode wherein First Stew Kate all but explodes

Nov 29, 2017
#593 RHOC: Of Human Blonde-age
01:03:37

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes off its season with one last reunion. The blondes in charge make up to keep their gigs, but not before ripping each other to shreds one last time. Yay! This week’s bonus episode is a special Cyber Monday shopping spree. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens 

Nov 28, 2017
#592 RHOA: Don't Be Tardy for the White Party
01:12:11

Did you get your invite to Nene's Girls & Gays Never Forget: Non-Holocaust Edition White Party Seafood Soiree Sponsored By The American Association of Clams and Scallops? Well, Kim Zolciak didn't either, but that didn't stop her from crashing the partay. Come check out our recap of this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta!

Nov 28, 2017
#591 BelowDeck: It's All Gravy (and Scallops)
01:18:46

Matt's still serving up mediocre food on "Below Deck," and if that's not bad enough, Jen dipped her fork in Kyle's gravy. WHAAAAA? Will she wind up locked in a bathroom? Who knows? Come listen to our very special Thanksgiving recap!

Nov 23, 2017
#590 Married to Medicine: Track and Shield
01:16:57

It’s a double recap of Married to Medicine! First up is a hamburger cook of flavored with the salt of relationship tears, and then is a track and field day for FITNI, where Heavenly just barely resists using the tug of war rope to strangle the new chick. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***For 50 percent off your Stitch Fix order, go to stitchfix.com/crappens! 

Nov 22, 2017
#589 RHOC: What Is Dis Word, Reunion?
01:00:39

Real Housewives of Orange County starts its reunion with lots and lots of tears. And boob talk. Cuz Bravo. This week’s bonus is about our field trip with Lea Black, Heather McDonald, Kelly Dodd and a couple of Below Deck surprises! To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 21, 2017
#588 RHOA: Disco Infer-no
01:18:58

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Sheree Whitfield throws her mom a disco party. Get it, girl! Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 21, 2017
#587 Below Deck: Cougar Watch
01:11:14

Some God fearin, butt lovin cougars are the new charter guests on this week’s Below Deck. Can Nico keep his pants on? Can EJ keep from touching himself? And did Kate call Jen a whore, or is Jen just reaaaaaaally stupid? Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens


Nov 17, 2017
#586 RHONJ: Trick or Retreat
01:14:53

This week's Real Housewives of New Jersey has the women headed to an overnight retreat, but there's no room for empowerment when allegations of drug use, bullying, and public shaming are at play. Come grab a Rails-tini and listen to our recap!

Nov 16, 2017
#585 RHOD: Reunion Part L22
01:01:09

Real Housewives of Dallas Reunion Part 2 featured lots of fake tears, terrible spray tans and amazing monologues. Also, very nice pores. Thanks L22! This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 15, 2017
#584 RHOC: Candle With Care
01:06:37

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes out their season at a candle party, in case you’re not already dozing off. This week’s bonus is a recap of our adventures in Mexico. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 15, 2017
#583 RHOA: Baths & Showers
01:14:56

"Real Housewives of Atlanta" started this week with a bath and ended with a shower. And in between there was all sorts of hilarious stuff. Come join us for the recap!

Nov 13, 2017
#582 Below Deck: The Legend of Ass Ho
00:49:12

Below Deck had a Hawaiian party this week, and the Stud of the Seas came through. Also, EJ got ready to say goodbye and a guest complained. A lot. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 10, 2017
#581 RHONJ: Marges Get Soggy Too
01:06:12

Classic Marge gave us some classic tears as she bared her soul for Dolores on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join us as we recap this study in Jersey parenting!

Nov 09, 2017
#580 RHOD: PTSDildo
01:09:12

You should never bully someone with a sex toy. This is the takeaway from part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dallas reunion. Come learn more lessons with our recap!

Nov 08, 2017
#579 RHOC: Vikings of Wishful Thinking
01:23:23

Vicki and Tamra are friends again on Real Housewives of Orange County. But will it last? And will Peggy ever get over the indignity of hearing vague laughter? Come join us as we wrap up the Icelandic trip with some lamb shank and marital awkwardness.

Nov 08, 2017
#578 RHOA: Fifty Shades of Leafblowers
01:13:57

**This was recorded under extreme circumstances. Please forgive the audio! The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a tenth season, and Cynthia celebrates with a leafblower. This week’s bonus is a full recap of the Married to Medicine premiere. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 07, 2017
#577 RHONJ: Live from SF! Classic Marge
01:30:40

We took our show to San Francisco for a super fun recap of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Come join the crowd as we recap the pasta tasting from hell. And afterwards, stay tuned for the first ever Watch What Crappens wedding proposal!!! Thanks to everyone who bought tickets and came to the show!

Nov 05, 2017
RHOD: Musical Epilogue
00:01:45

We turned the Real Housewives of Dallas into a musical epilogue because we just saw Little Shop of Horrors and can’t stop obsessing. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 02, 2017
#576 Below Deck: The Musical
00:54:27

Nico’s brother comes on board this week with his dirty ass feet. Will Jen bang him? Or will she save herself for the cougar guest who can’t keep her boobs in her bikini? We were so nervous about the whole thing that we just sang the whole time. This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 02, 2017
#575 RHOD: Rules of Engagement
01:19:09

The Real Housewives of Dallas ends its season by celebrating a carnie engagement! Will everyone follow the rules? Will L22 show itself? Will anyone’s throat get slit? This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Nov 01, 2017
#574 RHOC: Icelandic Halloween Spook-tacular 2017
01:04:00

It's Halloween 2017, and could anything be spookier than Vicki Gunvalson with elevated blood pressure? Surely not! Come join us for a CREEPY and CRAWLY recap of the latest Real Housewives of Orange County episode! Boooooooo!!

Oct 31, 2017
#573 Shahs of Sunset: The Dools of Our Lives
01:14:53

Timestamps below! Kathy Griffin went off on Andy this weekend, so we spent the first half hour talking that over. Then, Shahs of Sunset finished out its season with screaming, yelling, and a near overdose. See ya next year, suckas! This week’s bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules trailer for season 6. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Kathy Griffin and Andy Cohen Feud: 0-30:15

Shahs: 30:15

Oct 30, 2017
#572 BelowDeck: Brico Suave, Eh?
01:13:10

"Below Deck" is looking an awful lot like the Loveboat this week. Nico and Bri finally hook up (byeeeeeee Melissa), EJ and Baker strike up a casual romance, and Matt, well, he doesn't quite find the balloon knot he was searching for in his ex, but hey, there's always another banana Foster around the corner. After the recap, stay tuned for Crappens Mailbag!

Oct 27, 2017
#571 RHONJ: Welcome Back, Scumbag!
01:10:44

Melissa gets cake shamed this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Danielle pulls some old tricks out of a new bag. Enjoy! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 26, 2017
#570 RHOD: Declaration of Sparklependence
01:05:24

It’s a Sparkle Launch Party on Real Housewives of Dallas this week, so get ready for prettier dog poop to come from your best furry friend! Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 25, 2017
#569 RHOC: The Great Icelandic Casserole Run
01:16:32

The Real Housewives of Orange County head to Iceland. Who will fall into a crevasse? Who will find themselves in a Lynchian dream state? Who will almost die right before our very eyes? Also, this week’s bonus episode is all about Stranger Things, Little Shop of Horrors, and fonts. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 24, 2017
#568 Shahs: Inglorious Bastards
01:17:14

Part 1 of the "Shahs of Sunset" reunion gave us all the classy stuff: casual racism, bastard accusations, and man-buns Who could ask for anything more?

Oct 24, 2017
#567 Below Deck: The Vanilla Blind Side
01:25:06

Sandra Bullock once played a lady who hates chocolate ice cream. You heard it here first. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 20, 2017
#566 RHONJ: Cry Me A Joan River
01:25:02

The feud between Siggy and Margaret reaches epic new levels on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey. It can only lead to one thing: bragging about Joan Rivers. Come join us as we recap this madness.

Oct 19, 2017
#565 RHOD: Deck The Halls With Flesh Eating Bacteria
01:14:36

Something's eating away at LeeAnne, and it's not just the flesh eating bacteria in her boobs. She's mad as hell at Cary for talking crap about Brandi, and at a Winter Wonderland party, she'll leave no notecard behind in order to uncover the truth! Come listen to our recap of The Real Housewives of Dallas Brandi Land extravaganza!


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Oct 18, 2017
#564 RHOC: Stirring The Feeling Pot
01:19:22

Meghan King Edmonds invites the ladies over to get their aura read, but the night ends in disaster as Peggy and Shannon fight about Diko and David. It's a good ol' fashion dinner-party-gone-wrong, and we love it!

Oct 17, 2017
#563 Shahs of Sunset: Drag to the Finish Line
01:12:04

Shahs of Sunset puts an end to the season this week. Reza dresses like Vida, makes his husband cry, and tops off the Sunday by manipulating someone into telling off their own mom. That’s talent. Enjoy! This week’s bonus is a breakdown of Top Chef Colorado’s cast bios. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 16, 2017
#562 Below Deck: You’re a Good Man, Chris Brown
01:08:49

Chris Brown gets the gift of a plane ticket on this week’s Below Deck, and EJ finally loses his cool beans. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 13, 2017
#561 RHONJ: Can't Throw Your Cake and Have It Too
01:28:47

No one ever said being on Real Housewives of New Jersey would be a cakewalk, but certainly Siggy never thought it would be this hard. The Boca trip turns loca after Tre refuses to apologize for tossing Siggy's cake, and when fighting words like "soggy" and "trash" get thrown around, things get real crazy. Come listen to our recap. Afterwards, we have the winners of our Clear The Flem contest!!!


00:00:00 - Intro / RHONJ

01:11:26 - CLEAR THE FLEM WINNERS (time stamp may be a minute off depending on pre-roll ads)

Oct 13, 2017
#560 RHOD: Siesta Fiesta
00:53:47

The Real Housewives of Dallas are still in Mexico. Some choose to fiesta, some choose to fiesta. One thing is for sure, Kameron got her teeth brushed. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 11, 2017
#559 RHOC: Belly Up!
01:06:34

Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 10, 2017
#558 Shahs: Broadway Be Swervin'!
00:53:43

GG finally takes the stage on "Shahs of Sunset," but not before MJ climbs onto a bar in Queens and Shervin breaks up with his girlfriend. Also, Asa is pregnant, guys.

Oct 09, 2017
#557 BelowDeck: You're No Bosun, No Bosun of Mine!
01:05:30

There's a new bosun on "Below Deck," and no one likes him. But he's got to be better than Matt whose drunken date with Bri continues the epic trend of horrific "Below Deck" dates. As Kate would say, "ha."

Oct 06, 2017
#556 RHONJ: Most Talented Cake in the World
01:18:40

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and this time, there are new faces, old faces, new old and now new faces, and a truly upsetting cake fight. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 05, 2017
#555 RHOD: Los Dildo Es Muy Not Classy, Por Favor
01:06:18

The Real Housewives of Dallas trip to Mexico hits a rocky patch when Brandi chases Kameron with a big, brown dildo. It doesn't go over well. And we love it.

Oct 04, 2017
#554 RHOC: Testes & Besties
01:13:16

Real Housewives of Orange County this week focused on all sorts of charming things: Doug's vasectomy, Vicki's colon cleanse, Tamra's rash, Peggy's cancer, and Shannon's marital strife. Fun! Come listen to us break it down!

Oct 04, 2017
#553 Shahs of Sunset: Shalom and Goodbye
01:10:47

The gang heads to NY for GG’s chance at ruining theater forever, and it turns out Shalom is just as unbalanced as the rest. Phew. We were worried there for a second. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is about our trip to Chicago! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Oct 02, 2017
#552 Crappens Live Chicago Part 2: RHOD & Special Guests LeeAnne Locken and Nico Scholly
01:37:00

It got pretty rowdy at our Lincoln Hall late show, and we loved every second! LeeAnne Locken joined us onstage again and brought along Below Deck’s Nico Scholly. This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 29, 2017
#551 Crappens Live Chicago Part 1: RHOC & Special Guest LeeAnne Locken
01:31:10

Chicago welcomed us right this week. We yelled, laughed screamed, and hugged like mad. Not to mention talked crazy poo about this week’s hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange Count. Our girl LeeAnne Locken showed up for a little fun, so we dragged her onstage for an interview only she can give. Enjoy! This week’s Premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of RHOA! To find it, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 28, 2017
#550 BelowDeck: Kate Has No Time For Tired Excuses
01:04:01

When the yacht bumps into the dock on "Below Deck," Captain Lee goes on a rampage, and Chris bears the brunt of it. But more importantly, BRUNO IS TIYERD, guys! Come relive what happens when Bruno's fatigue encounters Kate's resting bitch face. It's glorious.


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Sep 27, 2017
#549 RHOAKL: Being Real, Stupid
01:16:31

It's the season (or series?) finale of "Real Housewives of Auckland," and every lady came to fight. Who emerged on top? We try to figure that out over the course of this super-sized recap. Stick around for a special "Clear The Flem" afterwards!

Sep 26, 2017
#548 Shahs of Sunset: The Mangina Monologues
00:56:10

GG heads to (triple off) Broadway, MJ drunkenly pisses on her relationship, and Shervin finally comes clean to the crew. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the RHOA trailer! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 25, 2017
#547 RHOAKL: Book Launch: We Have Contact!
01:21:07

There are dueling book launches on this week’s Real Housewives of Auckland, but will Louise have Contact? Only Jodi Foster really knows. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 22, 2017
#546 BelowDeck: Jesus Take The Iron
00:41:51

This week's "Below Deck" finds Kate Chastain so exhausted by her crew that she has no further choice than to find comfort in Jesus. Hot Jesus, specifically. If this boat's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin' (especially if you're bringing eggplant parmesan with tequila).

Sep 21, 2017
#545 RHOD: Ooh, Look What You Made Tea Do
01:05:55

There's plenty of tea to spill but not a lot of sympathy on this week's Real Housewives of Dallas, whose second season continues to be FIRE, as the kids say. Come listen to us break down all the RHOD madness, from Kameron's Jack Daniels humiliation revenge to Cary's dinner party hostility. Oh, and LeeAnne got engaged at the fair! PEOPLE YOU MUST WATCH THIS SHOW.

Sep 20, 2017
#544 RHOC: 2 on 2 Betch Volleyball
01:22:37

Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but nothing could compare to the knee squeeze heard around the world. Even Lydia snapped! Check out our recap of this bonkers episode.

Sep 20, 2017
#543 Shahs of Sunset: A Turkey Hear-acle
01:19:50

GG can hear! It’s a miracle! Unfortunately, she can also talk. This special Thanksgiving episode features attempts to break up friendships, relationships and bonds with fetuses. Enough to go around. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a journey through Ben’s childhood theater career. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 18, 2017
#542 RHOAKL: Race Tracks of Angela's Tears
00:45:44

The Real Housewives of Auckland heads to the race track for some good old fashioned driving lessons. But before things get too fast and furious, we delve into Angela's life. What do we find there? Heartache, tragedy, and a marshmallow filling. Fun! Afterwards, Crappens Mailbag!

Sep 15, 2017
#541 Below Deck: Mountain Dews & Don’ts
01:04:01

Below Deck is still dealing with a green crew and a guest list full of the lamest thrill seekers ever. Thankfully, it leads to lots of passive aggressive Chastain perfection and Captain Lee curse rants. Enjoy! **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 14, 2017
#540 RHOD: Memphis Door Belle
00:59:08

The ladies of Real Housewives of Dallas are headed to Memphis! Or at least some of them are. Brandi ditched LeeAnne for Steph and Cary, which means there's a rift a-brewin' in Texas! Come listen to our recap! And stick around for a very special Crappens Spotlight!


00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Dallas

00:54:48 - Crappens Spotlight

Sep 13, 2017
#539 RHOC: The Shady in Red
01:17:08

Birthdays galore this week on Real Housewives of Orange County. Shannon gets emo, Eddie makes blowjob jokes, and Vicky unwraps a huge underhanded shade bomb for her frienemy. **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 12, 2017
#538 Shahs of Sunset: In Vitro Hurt-ilization
01:05:25

This week, MJ declares war over in vitro eggs, which she still knows nothing about. Thankfully, Asa’s baby can support her. You know she’s pregnant, right? **This week’s premium bonus is a recap of LuAnn’s one on one with Andy. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 11, 2017
#537 RHOAKL: Sticking To Their Guns
00:54:05

After a harrowing, racially-charged episode in Port Douglas, the Real Housewives of Auckland get back to more mundane tasks in this latest installment: feeding cats, petting dogs, shooting clay pigeons, and enduring white shirts. What could be more delightful?

Sep 08, 2017
#536 BelowDeck: Tender Greens
01:21:46

Below Deck returns for a fifth season. Kate, Captain Lee and Niko are all back, and this time they’re accompanied by the dumbest crew yet. YAY! **This week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 07, 2017
#535 RHOD: Climbing the Power Meemaw Ladder
01:00:14

Kameron gets pissy on this week’s Real Housewives of Dallas and D’Andra gets shot down again by Power Meemaw. Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 06, 2017
#534 RHOC: Getting Dragged
01:19:23

The Real Housewives of Orange County dress like men for charity. Will Kelly be able to keep the peace? Or will she get dragged all over again? Also, this week’s premium bonus is a drunken four AM aftershow breakdown of Crappens Live. For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

Sep 05, 2017
#533: Crappens Live in LA!! with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador
01:55:37

It's our biggest show ever: Watch What Crappens live at the Teragram Ballroom in downtown Los Angeles. Come join us as we recap the classic "Scary Island" episode of Real Housewives of New York, and then it's on for the main event: a round table conversation with the stars of "Flipping Out": Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, and Jenni Pulos. Oh, and did we mention that SHANNON BEADOR DROPPED BY??? Truly the most amazing night in Crappens history!!!


Here are time codes for your listening pleasure:

00:00:00 - Intro, excitement, general OMG moments

00:05:22 - Scary Island Recap

01:00:25 - Middle Seat Selfie with Shannon Beador

01:06:46 - Group chat with Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward, Jenni Pulos, and Shannon Beador


Thanks so much to everyone who showed up. This was a career highlight for us!




Sep 04, 2017
#532 RHOAKL: RHOShauckland
01:24:19

The ladies hit some rough waters when Julier says the N word. Yikes. 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Sep 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Sep 01, 2017
#531 RHONY: Every Rose Has Its Corn(hole)
01:10:48

The Real Housewives of New York wrap up their third reunion with lots of anal talk. Also, Ramona leaves us with a Greatest Hit Childhood Origin Story to explain why she didn’t know what sex was. Enjoy! **Live show in LA with guests Jeff Lewis, Gage Edwards and Jenni Pulos is this Saturday Sept 2! Grab tickets at http://watchwhatcrappens.com

Aug 31, 2017
#530 RHOD: I Can't Feel My Two-Face When I'm With You
01:13:49

Halloween means so many things to the women of Real Housewives of Dallas. It's a time for forgiveness, for Mexican food, and for LeeAnne to dress up like Two-Face. Yes, it's another exciting episode of RHOD's triumphant second season, and we are here for it. Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Listener Spotlight!

Aug 30, 2017
#529 RHOC: Race to the Finish
01:12:18

David joins a couples date/self torture race alone as Shannon mourns his romance with her greatest enemy. Some ho named Gym. 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 


Aug 29, 2017
#528 Shahs: Are You Being Sherv'd?
01:07:53

It's the grand Shahs of Sunset / Newlyweds: The First Year crossover the world has been waiting for! Turns out sweet, kind Shervin is a bit more devilish than we ever imagined (read: obvi) because he's been banging Tara of Tara & Rob (aka Tarb). It's a scandal we all weren't prepared for but somehow must embrace. Come listen to our take on this madness!

Aug 28, 2017
#527 RHOAKL: Never Have I Ever Watched Kiwis on Vacay
00:53:55

The Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it's a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. For Angela, however, the fake work never ends. That's why she brought Lea along to punish and torment. Maybe Anne needs to teach her some etiquette lessons.

Come listen and stick around for Crappens Mailbag afterwards!

Aug 25, 2017
#526 RHONY: The Penthouse Is Mightier Than The Sword
01:08:28

Part 2 of the Real Housewives of New York reunion tackled all the important questions: does LuAnn live in a penthouse or an apartment? Did Ramona vote for Trump? Does Tinsley even know how to vote? Will Bethenny ever find a happy place? We're not sure the ladies had terribly good answers, but we certainly did. Come listen to us break down every minute of the latest RHONY reunion episode!

Aug 24, 2017
#525 RHOD: Every Hot Dog Has Its Day
01:17:08

It's time to acknowledge that LeeAnne Locken is a national treasure. We may have to wait 45 minutes for her to show up on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Dallas, but it's worth it. Come see how this weiner handles the ladies in yet another hilarious installment of RHOD. If you're not watching, you're not living.

Aug 23, 2017
#524 RHOC: Noblebetch
01:19:19

The Real Housewives of Orange County gather to celebrate Nobleman Magazine, but will Tamra be lucky enough to fight with? Fingers crossed! Enjoy! 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 22, 2017
#523 Shahs of Sunset: The Literally Dead Now Sea
00:52:38

The Shahs of Sunset finish up their pilgrimage to Israel, but it wouldn’t be complete without making the Dead Sea wish it could be deader. Enjoy! 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 22, 2017
#522 RHOAuckland: Method Madness
00:56:24

The Real Housewives of Auckland take on acting classes, and Gilda isn’t believing Angela’s method. Also, a French prisoner is emotionally abused over a blue collar car. Delicious. Enjoy! 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 18, 2017
#521 RHONY & BelowDeckMed: We’re Reunited Okaay?
01:52:12

Real Housewives of New York kicks off its reunion month with a D’agastino grilling and lots of super sincere Ramona apologies, and Below Deck Med gets a special #WWHL Reunion to assure everyone that Chef Adam isn’t stalking Malia! Enjoy! 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 17, 2017
#520 RHOD: A Clean Lone Star Slate
01:09:07

Real Housewives of Dallas returns with better hair, crazier ladies, and more terrified trollies. Enjoy! 

** Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 16, 2017
#519 RHOC: Sip 'n' Seeing Red
01:14:24

The cold war between Shannon, Tamra, and Vicki continues to brew, this time at Meghan's sip 'n' see for baby Aspen. But even if this feud has no end in sight, there are still miracles to be had on Real Housewives of Orange County - such as Shannon and Kelly burying the hatchet (for now). Grab your poncho and come listen to our recap of all things RHOC!

Aug 15, 2017
#518 Shahs: Jerusalem Be Poppin'!
00:46:45

The Israeli odyssey on "Shahs of Sunset" continues with the gang heading to a Muslim town and making fools of themselves with video cameras. Afterwards, it's Shabbat with Mike's family and then a trip to Jerusalem to visit the Western Wall. We recap everything: from MJ's dirty feet to Asa's pregnancy pilgrimage. Come listen!

Aug 14, 2017
#517 RHOAKL: The Pussycat Brawls
01:07:02

The claws are out for Anne's big charity fundraiser on Real Housewives of New Zealand, and while the ladies are supposed to be supporting the kitties, their behavior reminds us that they're the real cats, now and forever.

Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag where we delve a little deeper into the legend known as GERALDINE PARSONS SMITH.

Aug 11, 2017
#516 RHONY: Thank You For Being A Frenemy
01:33:17

The Real Housewives of New York season finale is upon us, and we must give thanks. After all, where would we be if we couldn't spend 90 minutes talking about these neurotic ladies. Come join us as we send of the RHONY season in style.

Aug 10, 2017
#515 BelowDeckMed: The Final Napdown
00:58:45

Below Deck Mediterranean finishes up its season with triangle reveals, insincere hugs, and one final nap. Enjoy! **ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 09, 2017
#514 RHOC: Justice Lip Clip
01:18:05

The Real Housewives of Orange County take us on a journey through a tweety car unveiling and an old folks home. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 08, 2017
#513 Shahs of Sunset: Bringing the I to Israel
01:04:16

Shahs offends all of Israel, but don’t worry, they also offended the rest of us. ALSO ANNOUNCEMENT! Jeff Lewis, Gage Edward and Jenni Pulos are going to be our special guest on the Setp 2 Live Show! Get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 07, 2017
#512 RHOAKL: Angela Ain't Saying She's a Gold Digger...
01:02:25

The cold war between the ladies bubbles over at Michelle's house after Angela more or less accuses Gilda of being a _______ and a ______ with a _________. Daggers are thrown! And we catch ever last one of them. If you're not watch Real Housewives of Auckland, you're 100% missing out on excellence.

Aug 04, 2017
#511 RHONY: Spanish Rose
01:18:51

BREAKING NEWS keeps breaking into this week’s Real Housewives of New York. The ladies have an insanely fun end to their Mexico trip and it’s a very sad real life end for a relationship that turned out not to be all roses. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 03, 2017
#510 BelowDeckMed: His Milkshake Brings All The Girls To The Yacht; Special Guest Hannah Ferrier
01:40:12

Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk "Below Deck Mediterranean." She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Malia, Bugsy, and pretty much everyone else. Afterwards, Ben and Ronnie launch into a full recap of this week's latest Below Deck Med episode, which features milkshakes, escorts, and various romantic entanglements. Come listen, subscribe, and share!

Aug 02, 2017
#509 RHOC: Betch Erasure
01:08:01

Tamra fights against being erased this week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon teaches her kid to be terrified of driving. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Aug 01, 2017
#508 Shahs: When People Stop Being Polite and Start Getting Israel
01:12:49

Reza and Mike want the gang to go to Israel, but not before throwing a totally embarrassing "Peace in the Middle East" Halloween party. We have all the "Shahs of Sunset" cringeworthy moments from the costumes to the ovulation sticks. Come listen!

Aug 01, 2017
#507 RHOAuckland: Bus Stop Models
01:10:01

We jump into the Real Housewives of Auckland pool and laugh our asses off today. These ladies are rich, tacky, and hilarious. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Jul 28, 2017
#506 RHONY: Skinny Girl Hostages
01:12:19

Bethenny finally gets her trip to Tequila, and LuAnn falls down again. Will one inch of Mexico escape being branded and sold? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Jul 27, 2017
#505 BelowDeckMed: Wedgie-pers Creepers
01:03:32

The Malia love triangle reaches new lows (or highs?) as a drunken wedgie causes waves of drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." We've got it all covered on today's episode; so you better listen! LATER SKATER!

Plus, Listener Spotlight!

Jul 26, 2017
#504 RHOC: Weight, Weight... Don't Tell Me!
01:14:14

Shannon weighs in at the gym, and before you can even say "spiral," here comes Kelly Dodd to kick her while she's down. It's a plate-throwin', guinea-pig-poopin' edition of Real Housewives of Orange County. Come listen to our recap of this insta-classic episode!

Jul 25, 2017
#503 Shahs of Sunset: Zoo Wrongs Don’t Make a Right
01:02:51

Shahs of Sunset celebrates ditching Adam on the animal heavy Thailand trip by throwing him a second rate party at a local zoo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 


Jul 24, 2017
#502 RHONY: Livin' La Vida LuAnn
01:12:27

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New York" head to Mexico this week, and we are here for every room fight, Page Six squabble, balloon game, and drunken pratfall. It's nonstop bickering from them, nonstop laughing from us. We love this show. Grab your whistles, watch out for the bushes, and make sure your chemical peel has healed because we're talking RHONY in ¡Mexico!

Jul 21, 2017
#500 RHOC: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S #500!
01:37:32

It's our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark the occasion than by recapping a hilarious installment of "Real Housewives of Orange County." We didn't forget it about it!

Afterwards, there's a live edition of Listener Spotlight, and then we give the Crappens treatment to Ramona's "Love Connection" appearance. So fun.

Thank you so much for helping us get to 500 episodes. Here's to 500 more, okaaaaay????

Jul 20, 2017
#501 Below Deck Med: Irish Car Bombed
01:18:13

Chef Adam loses his pre-made cookies when he finds out about Malia’s double cross and exposes her iCloud to the crew. People are just mad at Malia cuz she’s hot, ok? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Jul 19, 2017
#499 SouthernCharm & RHOP: Red State Squabblers & Blue Eyed Suitors
01:33:07

Two reunions, one show! We start things off with part 2 of the "Southern Charm" reunion, in which we discuss Shep, Shep's dating problems, Shep's issues with Craig, and other general Sheppy things. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of Potomac" where we take on Juan, Ashley, Karen, and the mysterious BLUE EYES. Come listen!


00:00:00 - Intro / Amazon Prime bitching / Southern Charm

01:02:43 - RHOP

Jul 18, 2017
#498 Shahs of Sunset: Bras of Sunset
00:58:14

Shahs of Sunset returns for season six, and the boobs are bigger than ever. Both male and female, physical and mental. It’s gonna be a doozy of a year. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Jul 17, 2017
#497 BelowDeckMed: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
01:09:18

It appears as though Hannah wants to toss Adam's cookies. Literally. She doesn't like them. Or maybe she's deflecting attention away from certain scandalous Dallas trysts. Nevertheless, we've got the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean" covered, now with 110% more inaccurate accents. Stick around afterwards for Crappens Mailbag!

Jul 14, 2017
#496 RHONY: Mexican Standoff
01:27:04

We're just about ready to head to Mexico on Real Housewives of New York, but first Bethenny and Ramona have to sort some stuff out. Easier said than done. This results in an emotional, angry, and generally hilarious confrontation over dinner. We recap every moment of the fight, and for added fun, we revisit Clear The Flem afterwards!

Jul 13, 2017
#495 SouthernCharm: Charleston Chew Out
01:08:17

It's reunion time for Southern Charm, and our favorite brood of Charleston ne'er-do-wells is back to air out all their dirty laundry. We're recapping it all - from Kathryn's fiery rose dress to Craig's formative gender studies education. Come join us, and don't forget to buy tickets to our live show on 9/2: watchwhatcrappens.com

Jul 12, 2017
#494 RHOC: Jesus Take The Wheel (Of Brie)
01:04:02

Real Housewives of Orange County returns for a new season. Vicki brings Tamra closer to Jesus, and Shannon closer to food. AW! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Jul 11, 2017
#493 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: Great Falls of Grande Dames
01:29:08

The Real Housewives of Potomac squabble over who’s the poorest and saddest on the first part of their Season 2 Reunion, and Invite Only Cabo ends with hugs and apologies for Chuck E Cheese shaming. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 


Timestamps: 

1:06:31 Invite Only Cabo Finale

Jul 10, 2017
#492 RHONY: Truths, Dares and Tims w Stefanie Wilder Taylor
01:08:06

Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Sword and Scale Rewind) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of New York ski trip. Tim’s way, guys. Tim’s way. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com


Jul 06, 2017
#491 Jackie Schimmel Talks RHOP
00:49:03

Jackie Schimmel (@JackieSchimmel on Insta and Twitter) joins Ronnie while Ben is away to talk the Real Housewives of Potomac finale. We laugh, we cry, we do the ThaTha. Find Jackie on The Bitch Bible wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com

Jul 03, 2017
#490 SouthernCharmSav: Conflicting Engagements
01:04:01

"Southern Charm Savannah" ended its first season with quite a few surprises. First, Lyle popped the question to Catherine, and the results were not quite what he was looking for. Even worse, he totally undercut Ashley's masquerade fundraiser, leaving her to stew in her mask. So rude. We break it all down PLUS it's Friday, which means it's time for Crappens Mailbag!!


Happy weekend y'all!

Jun 30, 2017
#489 RHONY: Ski Clip
01:11:58

The Real Housewives of New York go to Vermont for a ski trip. Will anyone figure out why Dorinda keeps saying clip? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Jun 29, 2017
#488 BelowDeckMed: It Go Down In The DM
01:04:41

Lesson learned from this week's Below Deck: Mediterranean - don't text and yacht. At least not when there are nosy crew members around. Hannah learned this the hard way when she got caught sending messages to last week's hawwwt primary Jason, but you guys don't worry about it - they only kissed for, like, TWO SECONDS; so it's totally cool. Come check out our recap where we dive into this scandal as well as other pressing issues such as Adam and Malia's strange showmance and Max's ladyfriend.


Come listen and tell your friends!

Jun 28, 2017
#487 SouthernCharm: See Ya Later, Mediator!
01:18:47

It's the season finale of Southern Charm season 4! Dani faints, T-Rav quotes Jane Austen, and Craig punches Shep's leg. Garsh! We're here to cover all the good stuff - from Kathryn's outfit to Naomi's musical cues. So much fun. Come listen!

Jun 27, 2017
#486 Larry Sims & Emily Moses: Invite Only Cabo
00:44:06

Invite Only Cabo’s Larry Sims (@LarryJarahSims) and Emily Moses (@MosesMakeup) join us to talk behind the scenes dirt on the show. Huge questions are answered, but the biggest is: What are Emily’s delicious nails made out of? We had a great time and laughed our asses off with these two. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Jun 26, 2017
#485 Southern Charm Sav: The Daddy Issue
00:53:24

This week on Southern Charm Savannah, Hannah wants more weight on Louis’ shoulders, Nelson hangs with the bros, and Ashley barfs on herself. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. 

Jun 23, 2017
BONUS: Katie Cazorla Talks 'Second Wives Club' and RHONY
00:42:56
Katie Cazorla of "Second Wives Club" is, like, famous now; so naturally we had to hear how her life has changed. Come join us as we talk shit about each other, Second Wives Club, and Real Housewives of New York!
Jun 22, 2017
#484 RHONY: Selfie Awareness Day
01:13:33
Ramona gets some edge on Real Housewives of New York, okaaaay? Tom’s exes all show up at her Edgy Party with already told secrets, and lots of people wear terrible furs. Enjoy!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Jun 22, 2017
#483 BelowDeckMed: Hannah and Her Misters
01:03:01
Don't ever accuse Hannah of not going the extra mile when it comes to customer service, especially when Jason from Dallas is on board the yacht. Bugsy may not like it, but Hannah's gonna get herself some hawwwt primary action. Meanwhile, Bobby entrances a cougar, Adam has pork problems, and Max does something we don't understand. Just another day on "Below Deck: Mediterranean!" Come listen to our recap!
Jun 21, 2017
#482 Southern Charm: Dolphin Dinner
01:25:13
This week on Southern Charm, the cast hits some bumps on the Key West trip, Landon shifts blame, and Craig tries his hand at a new profession: therapy. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Jun 20, 2017
#481 RHOP / Cabo: Dame & Dumber
01:34:52
Can Karen and Charrisse bury the hatchet and end one of the dumbest feuds in Housewives history? Will Karen still be the Grand Dame of Potomac after she moves out of town? And will the champagne room live up to its sky-low expectations? All these questions and more will be answered in our recap of "Real Housewives of Potomac." Then it's on to "Invite Only: Cabo" where the icky love triange between Agu, Emily, and Kamani leads to new drama. Everyone's pointing fingers. Or at least using them. 00:00:00 - RHOP 01:06:25 - Invite Only: Cabo
Jun 20, 2017
#480 SouthernCharmSav: Burning Bridges
01:04:41
Who thought a genteel night of Bridge could turn ugly? Well, add some booze and simmering insecurities, and boom! we've got a classic Bravo fight! It's everything we want out of "Southern Charm: Savannah" plus rancid oysters! And to top it off, we've got another edition of Crappens Mailbag!
Jun 16, 2017
Do The D'Agostino - Official Single
00:02:24
Your song of the summer has arrived: "Do The D'Agostino" is LuAnn D'Agostino's dancehall hit of 2017! Featuring guest MCs Ramona, Dorinda, Bethenny, Carole, Sonja, and Tinsley!
Jun 16, 2017
#479 RHONY: Would You Believe It? LuAnn Got Married!
01:06:59
It's the wedding of the century! LuAnn and Tom finally get married on this week's episode of "Real Housewives of New York," and to sweeten the deal, LuAnn even released a new single! We have the world premiere on our show. Also, talk of Chinatown, oysters, tissue paper, and all the usual crazy stuff on this show. Thanks for listening!
Jun 15, 2017
#478 Below Deck Med: As the Onion Turns
00:56:19

The onion betrayal hits its peak on this week’s Below Deck Med, but at least Malia gets a side of spinach! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Jun 14, 2017
#477 SouthernCharm: Kiss From A Rose
01:03:16
The "Southern Charm" love triangle between Shep, Chelsea, and Austen comes to a fussy head this week after Shep allegedly corners Chels and tries to stick his tongue down her throat. We've got the controversy covered as we try to parse out all the information and make sense of it all.
Jun 13, 2017
#476 RHOP & Invite Only Cabo: The Huger Experience
01:15:22

Huger demands her name be on everything in Bermuda on the Real Housewives of Potomac cast trip, and an angry, odd little man tries to ruin Emily’s night on Invite Only Cabo. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Jun 12, 2017
#475 Southern Charm Sav: Egregious Allegoricals!
00:57:29
A storm of categorial, allegorical extremes hits Savannah. Egregiously. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Jun 09, 2017
#474 RHONY: Ramona vs. Bethenny vs. Lighting Fixtures
01:19:43
This week's Real Housewives of New York is jam packed with crazy: Ramona and Bethenny's blowout, Ramona trashing Dorinda's bedroom, Jill Zarin's triumphant return, Ramona and Bethenny at an art show. Pure madness, and we've recapped it all. Come listen!
Jun 08, 2017
#473 BelowDeckMed: Oh Stewardess, I Speak Chive
01:06:31

Warning: this episode may contain onions. Chef Adam goes rogue when the guests demand no onions. And then he calls Hannah a slut. Or was it the chive? Either way, it's a rough episode for the van man, but at least Malia's wearing his hat!

Jun 07, 2017
#472 Southern Charm: I Learned It By Watching You, Shep!
00:59:57

Shep wakes up at one with a hangover. Is it rock bottom? Or just Tuesday? Let’s all try to feel things. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Jun 06, 2017
#471 RHOP & Cabo: Host Traumatic Stress Disorder
01:18:38
Karen Huger and Charrisse Jackson Jordan are battling it out to be the official host of the Potomac season 2 vacation, and the stakes couldn't be any lower. Who will get the crown? And will it come from Burger King? So many questions that we must tackle. Then it's on to Invite Only: Cabo where Larry must ask the ultimate question - will Bianca be able to tell the difference between a friendship promise ring and a wedding ring? (spoiler: no) Come listen! 00:00:00 - Real Housewives of Potomac 01:01:35 - Invite Only: Cabo
Jun 05, 2017
#470 Southern Charm Sav: Baggage
01:12:08
It’s the first dinner party war of Southern Charm Savannah, and no one is safe. Accusations are hurled and chinchilla wraps are disrespected, but at least Brandon got his damn biscuit. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Jun 02, 2017
#469 RHONY: Please Tell Me It's Not About Chicken
01:08:28
The ladies of Real Housewives of New York are still in the Berkshires. Someone stains a chair, someone hogs the cheese, and Bethenny is in a dungeon no one will ever understand. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Jun 01, 2017
#468 BelowDeckMed: Malia! I've Just Kissed A Girl Named Malia!
01:02:24
The anchors aren't the only things all tangled up on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." There's a whole jumbled love triangle going down. But it's more like a love May Pole, and Malia is at the center. Who will get to kiss her first? And will she even get a say? All that plus important updates on espresso martinis and stern lines. Come listen!
May 31, 2017
#467 SouthernCharm: No Man's Landon
00:55:21

Landon goes on a maybe date with Thomas and then breaks up with Drew. Will she ever find love? Probably not. Also, Kathryn has lunch with the group and lands an exclusive invite to her own son's birthday. Contouring really does work! Come listen to our recap of "Southern Charm!"

May 31, 2017
#466 RHOP & Invite Only: Emu-tion
01:18:46
Kangaroo wraps almost break a marriage on Real Housewives of Potomac and Larry doesn’t like drama on Invite Only Cabo. Will Emily’s emoji pillow ever be the same? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
May 30, 2017
#465 Southern Charm Savannah: Drag and Race
01:28:36
First, we’re joined by our friend Lisa Timmons (@timmonslisa) joins us to answer our questions about Savannah royalty. Then, we talk about how Southern Charm Savannah found a way to make us feel sorry for drag queens, attention whores, and Nelson all in one episode. It’s a feat. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
May 26, 2017
#464 RHONY: All I Want For Christmas Is The Berkshires
01:04:10

'Tis the season for undermining LuAnn. That's right: the Real Housewives of New York made its annual pilgrimage to The Berkshires this week, and we're here to recap all the (relatively tame) madness. From cake wrecks to hat drama - there's plenty of stuff to talk about, even if this episode couldn't even come close to last year's legendarily insane Berkshires trip.

May 25, 2017
#463 Below Deck Med: 2 Chainz
00:47:26
Mr. Skintastic and his butterface anchors finish up their tour on this week’s Below Deck Med, but will the tangled chains ruin everything? Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com
May 24, 2017
#462 Southern Charm: Sari, Not Sari
01:05:11
Southern Charm manages to offend every race on the planet this episode, and we’re along for the bumpy ride. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Find all our links and episodes at watchwhatcrappens.com
May 23, 2017
#461 RHOP & Cabo: Who's Eating Emu (or Agu)?
01:18:13
Emu isn't the only thing on the menu at Oz. On this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn get their fingers all up in Ashley's business (literally). Then it's on to our new favorite show, Invite Only Cabo, where Emily and Agu engage in a "cuddle" session, thus consecrating their official couple name, which ironically is "Emu." Their scandal is trumped only by the revelation that not all topics birthed on an elliptical machine can be considered LIGHT. Come listen to our recaps! 00:00:00 - Real Housewives of Potomac 00:49:27 - Invite Only Cabo
May 22, 2017
#460 SCSavannah: Strip Golf & Wedding Showers
01:05:53
Some ghosts tried to burn down Ashley's house! And then she processed the trauma by playing strip golf. But was that a violaysh of girl code? That's what we find out on this latest episode of "Southern Charm: Savannah." Come listen to our recap and then stick around for Crappens Mailbag!
May 19, 2017
#459 RHONY: Bowling for Cougar-bine
00:53:10
This week on RHONY, the cougars sharpened their claws for some fresh prey, and thanks to some helpful pointers from Ramona, Tinsley nabbed herself a 23 year old guy. Just another night at Beautique...
May 18, 2017
#458 Below Deck Med: Duping the Boob
01:01:32
On this week’s Below Deck Med, Bobby gets a Facetime hug from his mom, Sandy Yawn ties one on, and an army of boobs are released. Please don’t mention cephalopods. Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
May 17, 2017
#357 SouthernCharm: Guns N' Shep Roses
01:00:09
Sun's out, guns out. The cast of "Southern Charm" has a quail of a time hunting in the George back country this week, and no bird is safe - especially Chelsea. Austen seems to have nabbed the prey, but don't count Shep out. At least, not yet. We cover every inch of this episode, from Patricia's caftan to Craig's deodorant foibles. Come join! And tell your friends!
May 17, 2017
#456 Invite Only Cabo: The Basics
01:01:14

Bravo has added a new show to its roster, and it’s a beautiful, messy, confusing and hilarious ride. Take it with us. Welcome to Invite Only Cabo! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

May 15, 2017
#455: Live at the Improv!
01:18:54
Michelle Collins (After Paradise, Little Talk Live) joins Ben and Ronnie on a special episode recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 9, 2017. The trio talk about all the important topics: RHOA, RHONY, Southern Charm, etc. etc. Then, to finish things off, they rank every single Real Housewife of New York of all time. If you missed the show, come listen now to this rowdy episode.
May 13, 2017
#454 RHOP: Everything to Every Juan
01:07:51

Robyn gets a "Juantervention," Ashley gets a Sha-Sha freak-out, and Karen gets a "realty" check. It's all par for the course on Real Housewives of Potomac. Come listen to us break it all down, and afterwards, stay tuned for Crappens Mailbag!!

May 12, 2017
#453 RHONY: Brown Ice Ahead
01:08:13
Ramona tries to make nice with Bethenny like a wrecking ball, Tinsley gets in a brown ice fight with Sonja, and LuAnn squeals a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
May 11, 2017
#452 Below Deck Med: Prom Queen Problems
00:52:28
The new pretty girl is given so much attention by horny losers that she starts breaking things with her mind on this week’s Below Deck Med. Enter if you dare. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
May 10, 2017
#451 Southern Charm & Savannah: Southern Fried Fruits
01:26:22
Southern Charm gets a sister, and they’ve probably made out. Let’s gather together to welcome a fresh group of tacky, inbred monsters to the lineup! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
May 09, 2017
#450 RHOA: Frick & Fractured
01:09:48

It's the epic showdown we've all been waiting for: Kandi vs. Phaedra vs. Porsha. All the truth comes (mostly) out in part four of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, and it's crazy. We're not sure what the future holds for shady Phae-Phae, and we're still not totally sure about production's role in this messiness, but here's one thing we do know: we had a blast breaking everything down. Come listen and relive this HISTORIC fourth reunion episode.

May 08, 2017
Bonus #134: Altered Reality w Darren Bettencourt and Joanna Krupa
00:31:46

Altered Reality is a new TV show satirizing the behind the scenes shenanigans of a Real Housewives type show. We talked to one of the show’s producers Darren Bettencourt and one of its stars, Joanna Krupa, to find out where the idea came from and where it’s going. Enjoy! For all of our bonus episodes, become a premium member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.

May 07, 2017
#449 RHOP: KFCya Later, Bitch!
01:11:00
The Real Housewives of Potomac get into our favorite kind of low rent fight: one that takes place in a driveway. Keep it classy, ladies! Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
May 05, 2017
#448 RHONY: Little Shop of Election Horrors
01:12:10
This week's episode of RHONY is full of surprises, both on a national level (the election) and an international level (Ramona's birthday). We've got it all covered, and as an added bonus, there's even a musical medley mid-show. Sing along with us on this very special Real Housewives of New York episode!
May 04, 2017
#447 Below Deck Med: Handy Sandy
00:52:32
**Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov** Below Deck Med comes back with a new captain that is all about REST. Get ready, cuz Handy Sandy is in charge. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
May 03, 2017
#446 SouthernCharm: My Sew-Called Life
01:08:41
Craig gets into sewing, Shep goes to the doctor, T-Rav mourns the power of khakis, and Cameran buys a doll. Just par for the course on "Southern Charm." Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break it all down!
May 02, 2017
#445 RHOA: Lez Be Honest
01:11:20

**Come to Crappens Live on May 9th! http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov**It’s the third reunion of the season for The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and it’s getting dark. Thankfully, it’s still fun cuz people accuse others of having Groupon implants. Our fave! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

May 01, 2017
#444 RHOP: Hookah with a Heart of Gold
01:10:58
The ladies of Potomac gather at a hookah bar to do things like shame Monique and... shame Monique. But she kind of deserves it for bragging about the $250 (marked down to $75) bottle of wine she brought. Also, there was a Sweet 16 for Sha-Sha's daughter, and the infamous Eddie showed up. Awkward... Come listen to us break it all down. Plus, Crappens Mailbag!
Apr 28, 2017
#443 RHONY: Dorinda Goes Bananas (and Cucumbers)
01:19:49
Dorinda hasn't yelled yet on this season of Real Housewives of New York; so this week she let it all out, screaming strange metaphors about EZ Passes and turnstiles at Sonja. It was great. We break down every second of the fight - from the bag of bananas and cucumbers to LuAnn's duck parade. What a special day for America.
Apr 27, 2017
#442 RHOBH: Accountability Smoothies
01:07:13
**We're doing a live show Tues May 3rd at 10PM at the Hollywood improv! For tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/fb/7398175/hollyimprov** The final reunion of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has a lot of victims claiming to not be victims, soap stars yelling about being method, and queens trying to adopt bunnies. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Apr 26, 2017
#441 Southern Charm: The Village Bike Meddler
00:57:31

This week on Southern Charm, Shep can’t understand why people assume he’s a slut, Cameran tries to make garsh and Chelsea happen, and everyone says “bro code” a lot. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.

Apr 25, 2017
#440 RHOA: Girl, Hi!
01:20:48
The second part of the RHOA reunion brings about all sorts of emotions. Even Ronnie takes Kenya's side for once. Or does he? Come listen to Ben and Ronnie break down everything from the "bullying" to the abuse to Matt to Phaedra. It's a big, fun episode.
Apr 24, 2017
#439 Southern Charm: Shep & Repeat
01:01:05
While Shep romances the ladies (and gets shot down), Craig faces his biggest challenge yet: erecting a step & repeat. Or is it step & release? Either way, he's got his hands full, and so do we with this week's recap of "Southern Charm." Afterwards, it's another edition of Crappens Mailbag (00:51:38). Come listen and enjoy!
Apr 21, 2017
#438 RHONY Porn Wars & HyperClintonation
01:14:35
Ramona invites the girls to the Hamptons to dog pile Bethenny over boob pics from two decades ago, and Dorinda sicks the NSA on Sonja’s ass. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Apr 20, 2017
#437 RHOBH: Little Orphan Bunny
01:07:01
It’s the second reunion night for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and it’s a doozy. Erika’s mad, Rinna shows off her skills at producing a single tear, and Kim Richards orphans a sad bunny. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Apr 19, 2017
#436 PumpRules: Diss & Makeup
01:24:57
"Vanderpump Rules" season 5 ended on an acrimonious note as Scheana and her estranged husband Shay came face to face on part 3 of the reunion. Ben and Ronnie dissect every ounce of the confrontation, rigorously defending and attacking all parties involved in order to determine who deserves to come out on top. Plus, lots of other shade too! Come listen!
Apr 18, 2017
#435 RHOA & RHOP: Easter Kandi
01:47:37
RHOA kicks off its HISTORIC four part reunion with camel toe fascination and receipt wars, and then we’re off to visit the Real Housewives of Potomac bet on horses as the new chick antagonizes her mother in law. Let’s celebrate bad choices together on this holy week! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Timestamps: RHOP starts at 1:09:05
Apr 17, 2017
#434 Southern Charm: When In Roam, Only Do Billionaires
01:02:17
Landon shows off her new app idea on Southern charm, Craig finds a best friend, and Shep messes with some balls. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Apr 14, 2017
#433 RHONY: Curl, Interrupted
01:14:06
Introducing Tinsley Mortimer. The notorious Manhattan socialite makes her RHONY debut, and here's what we know so far: she yearns to wear black, and her signature look is a curl. Oh, and she trespassed on her ex's place when she tried to retrieve a handbag. Fun! Come listen to our full recap!
Apr 13, 2017
#432 RHOBH: Re-Vagunited & It Feels So Good
00:53:42
The first of three Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunions is upon us. Get ready for some talk of Erika’s vagina. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Apr 12, 2017
#431 PumpRules: (Brain) Size Doesn’t Matter
01:00:58
Vanderpump Rules jumps into the second part of its reunion with some more LaLa snaps, Nikolai tell offs and a Jax and Brit preview. What big words will Katie spew this week? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Apr 11, 2017
#430 RHOA & RHOP: Going Chateau to Toe
01:26:22
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" wrapped up its latest season with a vicious fight centered around... basement insecurity? Something like that. The point is that we got to see two highly anticipated things: the unveiling of Chateau Sheree and the return of Kim Biermann. Naturally, fighting ensued. Later, on "Real Housewives of Potomac," a high tea aims to patch things up between Gizelle and Charisse, but instead it just puts Robin on the hot seat. Also, we get a new cast member and the return of Katie! Super fun times! 00:00:00 - Intro / Real Housewives of Atlanta 00:56:56 - Real Housewives of Potomac
Apr 10, 2017
#429 Southern Charm: 4th Time's The Charm
00:58:30
"Southern Charm" is back! The cast continues to grow, and even when nothing happens in an episode (like this one), we still find it so, so fun. Come listen to us break down the season 4 premiere. And sorry, we forgot to do Mailbag today!
Apr 07, 2017
#428 RHONY: Get a Brain
01:07:19
The Real Housewives of New York return. Ramona has a new Mario. Will this one work out? And will Hillary win the election? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.
Apr 06, 2017
#426 PumpRules: Reunited AF
01:13:40
It's time for the Vanderpump Rules reunion! TV writer and producer Marcos Luevanos joins Ben and Ronnie to break down all the memorable moments from part one of this pure madness. Come join in!
Apr 04, 2017
#427 RHOBH: Brawling Ballerina
01:09:37
It’s the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale! Will Dorit’s head crack? Will Erika cry about her vagina again? Will Lisa Rinna own it baby? One thing is for certain: Eden Sassoon will yell at someone. FINALLY. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Apr 04, 2017
#425 RHOP: Challenged Slime Buckets
00:48:26
Real Housewives of Potomac returns, and the ladies are already stealing enough Beyonce lyrics to fill a show. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Apr 03, 2017
#424 RHOA: The Prison Bitch
01:00:36
Apollo calls collect from prison to introduce his new prison bitch to the ladies. This should go well. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Apr 03, 2017
#423: Epic Southern Charm Season 4 Preview
01:10:49
Grab your mint juleps: the next season of "Southern Charm" begins next week, and we're here to break down the season 4 trailer shot by shot. Yes, we're going granular again, dissecting every.single.thing. in the preview - from the bagel pillows to that lady at the next table who thinks Landon and Thomas are soulmates. It's a FULL hour of nitpicking. We had a blast. We hope you will too! Afterwards, Crappens Mailbag! 00:00:00 - Intro / Southern Charm trailer breakdown 01:02:25 - Crappens Mailbag
Mar 30, 2017
#422 RHOBH: All That Glitters Is Not Gold
01:06:32
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Dorit provides endless entertainment. First she adamantly denies Rinna's coke allegations, and then she shows up to Vanderpump's Rosé party looking an Oscar melted on her head. We're here to break it all down: from Eden's friendship ring to Erika's soap opera debut. Come listen and tell your friends!
Mar 29, 2017
#421 PumpRules: Loving You Schwartz and All
01:03:44
Bubba finally adds Schwartz to her name and Lisa Vanderpump gives TomTom direction. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Mar 28, 2017
#420 RHOA: Matt On A Hot Tin Roof
01:00:36
The saga of Matt and Kenya continues on RHOA, and we're here to break it all down. We go through all the sordid detail of the latest Real Housewives of Atlanta episode -- from the Cargo fashion show to Phaedra's newest not-client. Shadiness ensues.
Mar 28, 2017
#419 Sweet Home Oklahoma: Spirit Zingers
00:59:26
Sweet Home Oklahoma bounds onto the scene and has us laughing our butts off. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Mar 24, 2017
#418: Talking with Cristina and Kyle from 'Summer House'
01:06:38
"Summer House" never got a reunion on Bravo; so we're here to help. Come listen to cast members Kyle Cooke and Cristina Gibson hash out all the drama from the summer (including their very own fight in the season finale). We talk about how the show came about, what went down in the house, and where everyone stands nowadays. We love "Summer House," and we hope this episode scratches that reunion itch!
Mar 23, 2017
#417 RHOBH: Tears of a Bot
01:02:45
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills light up Hong Kong tonight with the fight episode of the season. Erika suddenly feels things and then Erika feels things more and then her feelings up a giant hole in the Earth and no one survives. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Mar 22, 2017
#416 PumpRules: May The Schwartz Be With You
01:01:21
After a seasons of ups and downs (and by "ups," we mean "lesser downs"), Katie and Tom are finally getting married. Come join Ronnie and Ben as they break down all the good stuff from Tom's brothers to Katie's boning! Plus, Listener Spotlight!
Mar 22, 2017
#415 RHOA: Triflin’ Alhoa
00:55:25
The Real Housewives try and have a good time on their last day in Maui, but triflin’ memories come back to haunt them. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Mar 20, 2017
#414: It's a RHONY Preview Episode, Okaaaay?
01:03:51
"Real Housewives of New York" is so special to us that we just HAD to devote an entire episode to the new trailer. Join us as we dissect the preview one shot at a time (or at least as close as we can get). We had fun. Hope you do too. Afterwards, Crappens Mailbag!!
Mar 17, 2017
#413 Summer House: The Final Carl (?)
01:07:41
Summer House comes to an end. Will Kyle lose his relationship over an argument about Justin Bieber? Will Carl finally be a man a twin can count on? Will Christina’s arm anger choreography ever find its audience? Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Mar 16, 2017
#412 RHOBH: Junk Boat Wars
01:02:24
Welp, Dorit pushed and prodded, and at long last Erika Jayne cracked. And it all happened on a junk boat. Yes, it was the long-awaited Hong Kong vacation on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Dorit found herself tangled up in Rinna's milkshake "sixth sense," and naturally this spilled over into a generally tense confrontation on the aforementioned junk. We're not sure how this is all going to work out, but we're pretty sure Erika's succinct and stone-faced dismantling of Dorit will be replayed in our heads for days to come. Join Ben and Ronnie as they dissect everything in this wacky episode. Also, Listener Spotlight!
Mar 15, 2017
#411 PumpRules: The Missing Daryls
01:03:44
LaLa returns to SUR after spending time with her mama, and Tom and Katie learn the limits of Venmo. Also, there are surprise triplets on their way! Or are there? Ooooohhh. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Mar 14, 2017
#410 RHOA: Restoration Disservice
01:00:08
So many intense things happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta this week. First, it's the conclusion of Kandi and Porsha's sex dungeon fight. Then we get a glimpse into the darker side of Bob Whitfield. And then finally, Phaedra tries to fix everything with a "restoration service." Any guesses how that turned out? The good news: more Hot Todd™!
Mar 13, 2017
#409 SummerHouse: Everybody Hates Cris(tina)
01:11:08
Breaking news! Reporter Gibson is officially the most hated reporter/guest on "Summer House." At least, that's what this latest episode would indicate. Come join us as we unpack the glory of "Summer House," from Kyle's Ukrainian booty call to the never-ending beat down on Cristina. We literally have never had 60 seconds of not fun with Summer House, Carl. Carl, did you like the episode? Carl? Carl? Carl?
Mar 10, 2017
#408 RHOA: Dungeons and Dragons
01:09:40
The dungeon fight comes to a head on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but one big question remains: “You got baseboards in your dungeon?” Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Mar 09, 2017
#407 RHOBH: MommyI$$uz3
01:04:57

Erika Jayne opens up to us about her mommy issues, Rinna tries to get her dog to sit down, and Kyle throws herself a Fat Jewish party. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com

Mar 08, 2017
#406 VPR: Stop! Or My Boss Will Photo Shoot!
01:18:49

It's getting down to the wire for Katie and Tom, and it looks like some encouragement from Lisa Vanderpump will save the day! Or maybe a photo shoot will? One thing's for certain: Brittany sure loves milk!

Mar 08, 2017
#405 Top Chef: Sad Tea Flanale
01:21:48
Top Chef’s season comes to an end. There will wah wah wahs, droll yays, and of course, Mommy Complex Flan. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Mar 06, 2017
#404 Summer House: Twinjured
00:57:40
Christina and Stephen stir the pot on Summer House, and one of our fave gets twinjured. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Mar 03, 2017
#403 Married2Med: 50 Shades of Recurrent Decay
01:09:27
"Married To Medicine" finished out its season on a high note. Or was it a low note? Either way, it was part 2 of the reunion, and we learned that Jackie's marriage is really in trouble, Darren is NOT gay (not that there's anything wrong with it), and Mariah has recurrent decay around those chicklets of hers that she calls crowns. Come listen to us break it all down and then afterwards, Crappens Mailbag! 00:00:00 - Intro / Married 2 Med 00:55:01 - Crappens Mailbag
Mar 02, 2017
#402 RHOBH: Tiny Cheesecake Tasting Party FROM HELL!!!
01:38:00
Sometimes you just have to take it on the chin. And that's what Rinna did on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as she 'fessed up to making inflammatory comments about Kim. But don't worry - at least there was plenty of cheesecake around. Also, please appreciate that Carnie Wilson has officially become the voice of reason. 2017, amiright? Come listen to 90+ minutes of discussion about this incendiary episode!
Mar 01, 2017
#401 PumpRules: Love Spins
01:12:32
The Vanderpump Rules gang wraps up their relationship destroying trip to New Orleans, and the best couple of the show finally shares a kiss. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Feb 28, 2017
#400 TopChef: One Day You're Mayan, The Next Day You're Out
01:03:25
It's our 400th episode!! And what better way to celebrate than by recapping one of Bravo's best and oldest shows - "Top Chef"? Ben and Ronnie break down every detail of this season's penultimate episode -- from the birds to the tamales. There are only three finalists left. Whose cuisine will reign supreme? Thanks for making 400 episodes breeze by. Here's to 400 more!
Feb 28, 2017
#399 SummerHouse: Kate Casey Crossover Episode!
01:26:04
Here's something interesting for your Friday: we did a crossover with Kate Casey of "Reality Life with Kate Casey." Basically, we went to her studio, and we talked "Summer House," but also "Bachelor," "Southern Charm," "Vanderpump Rules," and more. And because we didn't get to cover everything we wanted on "Summer House," Ronnie and Ben circled back at the end to talk about the show for an extra 25 minutes! Hope you enjoy! 00:00:00 - Intro / Kate Casey crossover fun times 01:01:06 - Summer House extra content
Feb 24, 2017
#398 RHOA & Married2Med: Closet Wars
01:38:45
Timestamps below! Who’s the biggest lesbian of The Real Housewives of Atlanta? And will Heavenly ever get an apology for being called an alcoholic on Married to Medicine? We have no idea, but we’re really enjoying the journey. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com Timestamps: 0 Chatter and RHOA 51:10 Crappens Mailbag 1:12:25 Married to Medicine Reunion Part One
Feb 23, 2017
#397 RHOBH: Broken Hamster
01:01:44
Rinna’s getting an award from a charity, but will the ladies of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ease up on her painful Rinnazheimers Disease? Also, Kyle decides to go to Team Eden, Dorit is poised to accuse yet another cast member of being a drug addict, and Vanderpump buys her kid a really gay couch. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Feb 22, 2017
#396 PumpRules: Sia Later, Alligator!
01:07:22
Comedians Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard ("The People's Couch") join Ben and Ronnie for a raucous recap of a raucous episode of "Vanderpump Rules." We get into all the messy situations: Tom's Sia wig, Jax's urine stream, Katie's lace dress, and the many, many gators. Come listen!
Feb 21, 2017
#395 Top Chef: Tequila Valley Ranch
01:07:17
It’s the Top Chef finals, and there’s lots and lots of tequila! Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Feb 21, 2017
#394 Summer House: Geek Love
00:51:51
The twins’ family comes for a visit and Lindsay and Everett find something incredibly stupid to fight about. Enjoy! Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. Also, check out Ronnie’s new TrashTalkTV RHOBH Audiobook podcast at tttv.podbean.com
Feb 17, 2017