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Mar 31, 2019
awesome always a good lol not like Brik Kryshirt
Mar 22, 2019
Mar 21, 2019
Try it out!
Mar 20, 2019
Good Morning Terry, I accidentally came when it felt so good to try it out because I watched my brother do it in 4 strokes. So if you wanna piss on me and beat me I home right now.
Mar 5, 2019
495-Rhett & Link-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hi Mom, Hi Mommy. Want to see a REAL psycho? This woman is popping off so much, she is reminding Christina of her mother, back when she would pop off. There have been MONUMENTAL "Try It Out" revelations. Tom and Bart Chrysler went on the "Truth or Dab" spin-off of Sean Evans' HOT ONES. Tom and Christina enjoyed another night at The Staples Center to see Los Lakers, but was there enough B.B.C to please the main Mommy?
Studio Jeans is packed up tight today and the Mommy Couch is filled to the brim with some handsome men, RHETT AND LINK! Rhett and Link don't even remember how many projects they have but they are all over youtube and the podcast world. The Mommies find out how similar THEIR podcast partnership is with Rhett and Link's. Will their probing question drive a wedge between them?? The fellas share stories of dead cows, their humble beginnings, and bugs. Plus, we find out where they stand on being "Ride Or Die" with each other. AND a nice round of "Horrible or Hilarious!" All this and more on YMH ep. 495!
|Apr 17, 2019|
494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride.
No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey.
Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic.
|Apr 10, 2019|
493-Kevin Christy & George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
It's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in her telemarketing days.
The main mommies went on an overnight trip that flared the TEMPERATURE WARS once again. Also, is TOMMY BAHAMA, the uniform of the DAD? And Tommy did a stand up set in Espanol.
Next, the hilarious Kevin Christy jumps in and immediately gets into how appalling it is to sing out of context. The fact that nearly everyone hates their own bodies is revisited with Kevin AND have you ever tried to make a dancer sad?
Finally, comedian George Perez is in the mommy dome and it is epic. Todd and Christine ask George EVERYTHING they've ever wanted to know about being in a gang and being in prison. You're gonna want solitary confinement after this one, Jean!
|Apr 03, 2019|
492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
One of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans.
By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs in the hot seat, eating progressively hotter wings while answering questions from the best host in the game, our guest, Sean.
This one will go into the vaults as a fan favorite. There's love in the air, there's tons of water and the denim is thick here.
|Mar 27, 2019|
491-Jeff Ross-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that.
Jeff is open and honest and slings that roast joke advice for all you lookin to toast someone.
PLUS, Josh Potter jumps in the seat and updates us on his attempt to, you know, finish.
|Mar 20, 2019|
490-Wheeler Walker Jr. Too Short & Kevin Blatt-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who support them. R. Kelly being exhibit A.
THEN, one of our all time faves - Wheeler Walker Jr. returns. He's married with a baby now, but will forever be the poon king to us. His voice is angelic but it's the way Ol' Wheeler doesn't hold back on anything that really wins over our hearts.
NEXT, legendary Oakland rapper Too $hort is in the building with his Blow The Whistle co-host Kevin Blatt. Tommy nerds out on how Get In Where You Fit In was his high school theme music and how embarrassed he was to find out he quoted it incorrectly in his last special, Disgraceful.
Blatt fills us in on the world of sex tapes - how to sell them and more importantly - how to make them go away.
Epic episode, Jean.
|Mar 13, 2019|
489-Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson & Brendan Schaub
We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central's Corporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman are hilarious dudes who fit right in and amazingly, Jake suffers from the same problem that Josh Potter has - trouble finishing the sex.
Can Jake coach Josh into creaming on command?
Big Brown Brendan Schaub stops by. As always, hilarious and on POINT. He brings that BDE and the whole studio comes alive.
Pull em up and leave em there!
|Mar 06, 2019|
488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking).
Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime.
Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX.
|Feb 27, 2019|
487-Greg Fitzsimmons & Kyle Kinane - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it!
We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES crime shows. Who's the big psycho now?
Dirty John is the truth and CP is obsessed.
AND Jussie Smollett appears to be in some real trouble - we get into it.
PLUS the great Greg Fitzsimmons joins us and as always is absolutely hilarious.
AND Kyle Kinane is in the building - a long overdue get down with one of comedy's finest. He is really amazed by the McDonald's debacle.
|Feb 20, 2019|
486-Danny Brown-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome?
Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over your ears and let this one remind you why you swore to the denim gods to begin with.
AND, we found a guy that is SO COOL he actually breaks the mold of the Cool Guy Club and we think he has formed a new club?
Just wait til you hear what this Nick fella has to say.
|Feb 13, 2019|
485-Big Daddy Kane-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio.
We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about coming up in the rap game, writing hit songs and did something actually happen with Madonna?!?
This is an epic episode that will forever live in Tommy's heart. From our jeans to yours, let out your best, SUP KANE.
|Feb 06, 2019|
484-Yoshi & Redban - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it.
Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was Uncle Terry faking it? Here's a test.
All time favorite derelict Yoshi is back! He talks about more medical experimenting, prostitutes and uses his astute ear to guess which porn performer is screaming into his headphones. Be sure to listen to The Last Days of August available now on audible.
AND our original OG son, Redban stops by and we catch up on his ridiculous life. He's our big boy now and he also tells us probably the most disgusting story of all time, which is really saying something on this podcast. Also, Redban would go gay for about $500K. Not a bad deal.
|Jan 31, 2019|
483-Neal Brennan & Pete Holmes - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here.
PLUS, what is really up with our Uncle Terry? Is he shameless or liberated? We discuss.
AND did Tommy ruin a romantic shower with Tina by letting his raisin cake open up? Find out.
We also have Neal Brennan, who is featured on Comedians Of The World, which just came out on Netflix. He also released 3 Mics, a Netflix original you should definitely watch.
AND Pete Holmes who stars in HBO's Crashing stops by and gets deep in only ways Pete can. He isn't that tall, but he is very bright and made us have all the feels in our time together.
Watch CRASHING Sunday's at 10pm on HBO.
|Jan 23, 2019|
482-Liza Treyger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one.
PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new set. Will our corporate sponsor help explain the choices we made? We hope so.
AND The Cool Guy Club keeps growing. What's that? Well, we just happen to luck out and have a lot of cool guys appear on our show. This week might have the coolest guy of all. He's a toy reviewer!
AND the very funny Liza Treyger joins us in studio to talk about her love life, her fascination with porn and a lot more.
We're lovin it!
|Jan 16, 2019|
481-Dr. Drew, Ryan Sickler, Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows.
It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight.
When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea.
PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in.
AND, they are joined by Dr. Drew to discuss his new podcast, Dr. Drew After Dark where he examines clips from YMH and how Tom and Tina reacted to them. Plus Drew will talk to a comedian and explore what's going on under the hood with them.
AND Ryan Sickler steps in for a hilarious conversation and to talk about his new podcast, The Honeydew. Sickler will have rotating guest hosts, and guests to discuss low points in their lives and how they found their way up and out of them.
All the podcasts will be available on their own RSS feeds for download or on YMH Youtube channel. Pull em up!
Finally Andrew Santino stops in and once again kills it in the guest chair. His new show, Whiskey Ginger
|Jan 09, 2019|
480-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim.
Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the "old" home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot, Studio Jeans.
Christina and Tom recall all the studio they've done the show in and explore a very nice young man who is looking for a nice thin virgin to accompany him to pain clinics.
Plus, we have the FX producer from Tip Toes on the phone AND Josh Potter is back to not talk about serial killers, but instead, sex toys - much more fun, we promise!
Happy New Year, go get it, Jean!
|Jan 02, 2019|
479-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
She's back, comedian, radio-host and jitterbug dancer, Nikki Glaser is in the building for an instant classic. We review some of the cool, neat, raw men with Nikki since she's single and we think most of these guys are too.
Plus Fart Simpson can retire now. His most epic prank call ever had us laughing so hard we played it 3 times!
|Dec 19, 2018|
478-Adam Ray-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, "No, thank you" to the Academy and comedians around the world are forever grateful.
Plus we have the good stuff. An amazing YMH EXCLUSIVE! It turns out that Julia kept an extra video from Joe and she's held on to it all this time until now. We have that video! Get that vomit bag ready for another winner from Joe.
Comedian/actor Adam "The Voice" Ray joins us in studio and he is a natural fit. Check out his podcast About Last Night that he does with another YMH alum, Brad Williams.
We also have some video special affects that you'll have to check out the Youtube page to truly appreciate.
|Dec 12, 2018|
477-Kyle Dunnigan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages!
AND the great and hilarious KYLE DUNNIGAN joins us in studio to discuss his amazing instagram videos, his chaotic dating life, a faster path to SMASHING and how much $ it would take to spend the night with a lady nobody finds attractive.
|Dec 05, 2018|
476-Fahim Anwar-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Darts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together.
We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible or Hilarious is sure to make you HOWL!
The "Julia" submissions keep making us laugh and you give us some great advice on Tom's scrum problem (Christina's mouth problem).
AND the great Fahim Anwar sits with us to discuss his new sketch special GOAT FACE, which can be seen on Comedy Central as this audio drops!
Go get it!
|Nov 28, 2018|
475-Ryan Sickler & Sean Anders - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood.
We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and currently #1 on iTunes. It's definitely worth your time - go ahead and check that one out, playa!
AND, Sean Anders the writer-director of INSTANT FAMILY stops by for a long conversation. It's real and neat and raw.
This is one of our faves in a long time, JULIA. Mmwaahh!
|Nov 21, 2018|
474-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms.
We wanted to try and get a quick episode in before we evacuate. We were able to have some laughs and just be super silly which was probably more for us than ever before.
These fires are freaky and deadly and we're just happy we had a moment to get our family together before taking off.
Thanks for all you thoughts, Jean.
|Nov 14, 2018|
473-Tom Green-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's.
We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to his pranks, how his life changed and what he's up to today.
PLUS, more ridiculous clips that you send in and a whole lot more.
|Nov 07, 2018|
472-Whitney Cummings-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean.
Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email questions and two remarkable lady guests.
First, the great Whitney Cummings is a great, hilarious hang. We get into it with her in all the best ways.
AND Kate Chastain from Bravo TV's hit show, Below Deck joins us to discuss all things Yachty. Get ready to fantasize with us.
|Oct 31, 2018|
471-Annie Lederman-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way.
Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who also has what appears to be a most disloyal wife!
Plus what makes you feel better than really cheap people who express how cheap they are on a reality show. Listen and you'll see what we mean.
And the very funny and open Annie Lederman joins us in studio. She shares incredible and sometimes enraging stories about her upbringing and she's hilarious.
Almost forgot we found a gem of a Rosie O'Donnell movie that we can't wait to watch. We have a sneak peek!
|Oct 24, 2018|
470-Chad Daniels-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P and Tom Segura
Comedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask the women of Asia, where Chad smashed for a week straight a few years back when he was filming I Need You To Kill, the documentary he appeared in with Tom and Pete Lee.
This week we feature more deeply troubled people. Are they high? Not sure. Are they mentally stable? Doesn't appear so. Plus you the listener writes in about bum kisses, ball tugs, grandma's too old for the toilet and so much more.
More psycho test questions too - wish Jada Pinkett would take it!
|Oct 17, 2018|
469-Felipe Esparza-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic.
We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn't feel more connected to the barista that (apparently) told her to get off her phone. This is a rare feat for us since normally Tommy is plotting barista harm. Don't worry, later we find a customer who is Tommy's soul mate - for all the wrong reasons.
PLUS, the great Josh Potter joins us in studio to share some of the strangest and most offensive adult entertainment he could find and it's as hilarious as it is disturbing.
AND we have Felipe Esparza join us for a quality talk about comedy, life, drugs and a lot more. He's so hilarious and we already want him back.
Check him, fools.
|Oct 10, 2018|
468-Finesse Mitchell-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are.
It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH.
More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too!
Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19.
|Oct 03, 2018|
467-H3 Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man?
Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh.
Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us.
They are delightful, hilarious and sweet to no end. Learn how these two Ted's fell in love, rose to fame on YouTube and more.
Try it out!
|Sep 26, 2018|
466-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT!
So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle.
Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No.
An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt.
AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joins us and we can say without question he is a hall of fame guest.
Pull your jeans up, but don't touch your peepee.
|Sep 19, 2018|
465-Doug Mellard-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something!
Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge.
The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious.
We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more.
Pull em up!
|Sep 12, 2018|
464-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you?
Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now).
Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out.
The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?!
|Sep 05, 2018|
463-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The jeans are back and ready to pull them up!
There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions.
PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better!
Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message.
Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeback," a horrific public phone call a grandmother took, sucking feet in public and more!
|Aug 29, 2018|
462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step.
We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24.
We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic.
Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs.
|Aug 22, 2018|
461-Brad Williams-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's struck by his own "hilarious" thought. We may have found some competition for Top Dog this week.
PLUS, if you are a lady or a ZER do you want a man/zim to treat you like the perfect little princess that you are? Gross. And why do all those girls talk like that, Britttany?!?
We are joined in studio by the great Brad Williams a hilarious comic and friend of ours. We break down some hooker sales pitches, guess what FGT RTD means, read your emails and hear Brad's great stories about the lamest stuff he hears from people about being a little person.
This one is a certified denim classic!
|Aug 15, 2018|
460-Matt Braunger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect?
Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the world. Please share your grief dances with us!
Loud cell phone talkers - please stop or get shot (something we're working on).
The great Matt Braunger returns to the show with a lot of hilarious insight. Check out Matt's new podcast, Advice From a Dip S**t with Matt Braunger.
|Aug 08, 2018|
459-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW.
Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world.
There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in.
AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much more.
PLUS, your emails cover ANNOUNCING you have a big dong before you should it to a lover and whether or not your mommies fight before or during the show.
|Aug 01, 2018|
458-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us.
This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it.
We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea).
Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things.
THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO.
As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly.
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|Jul 25, 2018|
457-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him.
Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to?
Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic.
|Jul 18, 2018|
456-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic).
This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments.
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|Jul 11, 2018|
455-Kevin Nealon-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world.
From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end.
Kevin is a natural fit with your mothers. Pull your jeans up for a real treat, meow.
|Jul 04, 2018|
454-Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation.
Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud screams from people in pain are indeed FUNNY.
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|Jun 27, 2018|
453-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you!
AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy?
Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news?
We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever.
AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time.
Let us know what you think.
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|Jun 20, 2018|
452-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one.
We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH.
Plus, the ladies are letting us know that they don't always have a man telling them to write in or say outrageous stuff to us - they do it themselves!
AND did Dr Drew call Tom "Bert?"
We have dental updates and more!
|Jun 13, 2018|
451-Chris D'Elia-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Daddy is finally here with mommies.
Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back.
Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted?
AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES.
This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up.
|Jun 06, 2018|
450-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do.
Will he agree that the lung infection singer has lung issues? Does he think the sissy of Freemont comes from a traumatic background? Will scat sex get you physically ill? And most importantly, is Dr. Drew going to join the 4 Stroke Gang?
All the answers you want are here!
|May 30, 2018|
Sam Tripoli-449-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too.
Plus, when you have to make a brown and the store you're in won't let you go, there's only one thing to do - yes, that is correct.
Sam Tripoli joins us and so did so many talented FEMALE listeners who are just dying to TRY IT OUT!
|May 23, 2018|
448-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This one is just Jean and Jean.
We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart.
We find a man who represents the Dark Siiiiiide and you may not be ready for it.
Plus, is Hummus good to eat before a massage?
How many days is too many without a shower? AND - we may have uncovered the secret to what the Try It Out guy is saying!
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|May 16, 2018|
447-Sarah Tiana-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles.
The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everything from meth to scatting like Kanye to whether or not an old guy saying nasty things is really that offensive.
Sarah is hilarious and insightful as always.
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|May 09, 2018|
446-Bobby Lee & Khalyla- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations!
We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or at least how you spend time with your brother!
Plus we revisit some fun John McAfee clips and a lot more.
Tommy laughs so hard he almost passes out. Jeans Up!
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|May 02, 2018|
445-Wheeler Walker Jr- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens.
Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes.
And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more.
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|Apr 25, 2018|
444-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria.
By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts.
Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard?
AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 minute sitting? We feel a competition brewing.
Tommy defends the open defecation accusations and MORE!
Pull em up!
|Apr 18, 2018|
443-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us.
Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS.
Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert on this so just trust us).
We have all that plus Dental Updates and much more! Pull em up.
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|Apr 11, 2018|
442-Alison Rosen-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party.
We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged.
Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor).
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|Apr 04, 2018|
441-Tom Rhodes-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to battle back.
PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross. Old dudes, old ladies, just old, old, old. Yuck! Imagine someone loving your grandparents. Well, that's not the best way of putting it. Imagine dating someone that looks like your grandparents. Done vomiting? We have more.
AND friend of the show, Tom Rhodes is back after too many years away. He's hilarious and full of travel tales and so much more. Pull your international jeans way up!
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|Mar 28, 2018|
440-The Sklar Bros-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you.
Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just have to listen.
And we ask all kinds of twin questions and these guys are here for it. Lots and lots of laughs with two great comics.
|Mar 21, 2018|
439-Your Mom’s House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode!
The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares. Do you think it should be verified?
Tommy has high standards for Starbucks. Just like his dad does for McDonald's. Is he turning into Top Dog?
Plus Blueban labels a file that makes the mommies laugh so hard we almost had to stop recording.
|Mar 14, 2018|
438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes."
PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get into all the details of his dream coming true.
AND we go further into Love After LockUp. One of the greatest terrible shows of all time.
AND just when we thought a listener prank call couldn't be topped, a new Gold Standard is set in this episode. It's totally AMAZE.
|Mar 07, 2018|
437-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse. Just try it. Come on!
Plus, we're ALL IN on Love after Lock Up and you should be to. You should also reach out to a felon right now (for a relationship!).
AND, one of your made an amazing call posing as Peyton Lafferty.
This episode is AMAZE!
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|Feb 28, 2018|
436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents.
Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out!
AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP!
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|Feb 21, 2018|
435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around.
Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.
|Feb 14, 2018|
434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television series and hundreds of copycats to do what he has mastered.
He's funny, insightful, charming - look, we love him. So many laughs in this one with Would You Rather's, Fart Logic and so much more.
|Feb 07, 2018|
433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would.
We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy.
PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so.
AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.
|Jan 31, 2018|
432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen!
We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him.
PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few.
Pull your jeans up.
|Jan 24, 2018|
431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both.
Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out?
The great Paul Gilmartin of the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast joins us for some juvenile fun. We read emails, break down clips and basically act like 6th graders with him and we can't wait to do it again.
|Jan 17, 2018|
430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical.
Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect farts??
Tommy's parents are about to retire. Wait until you hear about Top Dog's newly crushed adventure.
And don't forget to check out DISGRACEFUL - Tom's new 1 hour special. It begins streaming worldwide on NETFLIX January 12.
|Jan 10, 2018|
429-Josh Wolf-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter!
Plus, how cool is being a virgin? How cool is it to RECLAIM your virginity? Hold up, we are bundling ourselves in blankets from how cool the previous two questions are.
No more than 2 people should wear white if three people are hanging out together. That is an Australian rule that we explore.
AND hilarious comic, podcaster and all around great guy, Josh Wolf joins us on the podcast today.
Pull your jeans up and enjoy this one.
|Jan 03, 2018|
428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura
As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches.
Here we have the last live show we did at the Irvine Improv a little while back.
Thank you all for being the best fans anyone could ever want.
We would fart in every one of your stockings if we could.
|Dec 27, 2017|
427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, "How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor?"
Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what our show is about) to come on and no description can do it justice.
He shared stories about his life and let us know what he thought about the many clips we play on this show.
All we can say is, we wish it never ended.
|Dec 20, 2017|
426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star.
Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can sue Tina (He can).
You looking for free rent? Come over to my house and beat me, pee on me. Try it out.
|Dec 13, 2017|
425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is available NOW. Please check out I NEED YOU TO KILL on itunes, Amazon or wherever you pay to buy and rent movies.
J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian, writer, director and co-host of his own podcast, Thought Spiral with Andy Kindler.
This episode is full of laughs and love. Get all up in there like it's the night before your 70th birthday.
|Dec 06, 2017|
424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building.
This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday.
By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS.
PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails.
Say No More, just listen, JEAN.
|Nov 29, 2017|
423-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans Within! Jeans Within!
Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary.
PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the listener submitted.
AND we have a transracial woman, well, she sure sounds like one. What do you think?
Charles Manson is dead! John Daly hates water! and "Do you 69 at 69"??
Get into it, Jeans.
|Nov 22, 2017|
422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean!
Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...showering?!
PLUS, we have She's Retarded remixes, Louie CK talk, profane coaches with kids and MORE!!
|Nov 15, 2017|
421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you.
And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like to hear about it.
We have MORE Machines Within and some NEW She's Retarded tracks.
Grab a bottle of mineral water and ENJOY!
|Nov 08, 2017|
420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny.
We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a strong sex drive and, well, we should just let him explain. Seems like a nice guy.
We also have the KING farting on his dog. Is this okay? And Steven Seagal isn't just the worst actor he MIGHT be an equally bad person. Lets explore!
|Nov 01, 2017|
419-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines Within and of course a Dental Update.
|Oct 25, 2017|
418-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode).
Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there.
And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover he has some sage advice for the ladies as well.
Put in your earbuds and let this one rip. It's simply Jeanstastic!
|Oct 18, 2017|
417-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I.
We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back.
When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands?
Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!
|Oct 11, 2017|
416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation.
Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.
|Oct 04, 2017|
415-Tom Papa-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person.
The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down.
We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them.
PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so.
Pull those jeans up!
|Sep 27, 2017|
414-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your family! NEATO!
Tommy shot a special in Denver over the weekend. We recap the festivities for you PLUS now Tina is the one with sick jeans.
Dad boner with a snow blower? Yes.
We have great emails from you and more.
|Sep 20, 2017|
413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild.
We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes!
All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub.
Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.
|Sep 13, 2017|
412-LIVE From West Palm Beacb-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time.
We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fill Her Ups, Would You Rather's and so much more.
Make sure you put on sunblock under your jeans before you listen to this one, Jean. It was after all recorded in Breast Balls Beach, Florida.
|Sep 06, 2017|
411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form.
We break it down. Everything.
How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad.
Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains?
is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a thing.
Sit back, relax and let this one flow.
|Aug 30, 2017|
410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them!
Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more?
AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean.
When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot.
Put pee in your butt because we just found out it could solve this country's problems.
|Aug 23, 2017|
409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan.
Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions.
We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there.
|Aug 16, 2017|
408-Ms. Pat-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay?
What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you.
PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean bees, it's borderline disturbing.
AND the great Ms. Pat is back for amazing, honest and absolutely hilarious conversation. Her new book, RABBIT: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MS PAT goes on sale August 22nd. Be sure to pick up a copy of this incredible book.
|Aug 09, 2017|
407-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live.
We have some great listener emails this episode PLUS a dad boner that gives Canadian highway dad a run for his money.
And a white girl that uses BIG WORDS prompts a debate - Do you ever accept white people doing that?
Wait til you hear Kim Ahn and Mr. Rub Rub Rub together.
|Aug 02, 2017|
406-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face. If it weren't for guys like him, would ladies even know they could fart???
Plus, TOP DOG gets on a call to go over a recent "ACCIDENT."
Did you knoe R Kelly actually wanted to marry his mom?
AND the great YOSHI joins once again for more of his hilarious travel tales.
|Jul 26, 2017|
405-Brent Weinbach-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having orgasms. That's what childbirth is all about.
PLUS, could Tommy's REAL mom be the fart mistress we've all wanted?
AND special guest Brent Weinbach joins us.
You wanna talk some s**t?
|Jul 19, 2017|
404-Sam Tripoli-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru butt spreads and oral favors. Kidding! That's a dream (for both guys).
Sam Tripoli is a tornado on stage and off. Check out his new double album, The Diabolical and his numerous podcasts, including Punch Drunk and his new conspiracy theory podcast, Tin Foil Hat.
We go hard on this one and big laughs are had the whole way around.
|Jul 12, 2017|
403-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clinton and we have the DETAILS!
You are NOT ready.
PLUS, would any of you like to come over for moose soup later? What if we smoked two packs a day and slept with the whole village? Okay, see you at 7!
Two hot new joints make this episode the kind you just want to put on some new jeans and rock out to.
|Jul 05, 2017|
402-Wheeler Walker Jr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You have to be careful with a penis when it's really big cause you might end up dead! This South Florida man is really in a tough place (murder charge) because of it.
Plus how many people/hours does it take for Johnny Depp to get ready? Let's take a guess!
AND special guest Wheeler Walker Jr. joins us and blows us away with his amazing voice and beautiful voice. Ol' Wheeler has got some pipes on him.
|Jun 28, 2017|
401-Ari Shaffir--Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes.
Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Shed. Will she go thru with it?
AND we have a new awful work song. It's really quite depressing. Hope you enjoy it!
The real news is Ari Shaffir is not only back from his vision quest, he's actually HERE, in the mommy dome. He has a new special coming to Netflix July 18 called Double Negative. Oh and he still owes Tommy and Bert a trip.
|Jun 21, 2017|
400-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Chusay Oh Tom's B-Hole? A real conversation takes place.
PLUS, will Tina start a side business in a shed?
Is there someone out there who laughs as hard as Top Dog at awful jokes?
We have those answers and more! Pull em up!
|Jun 14, 2017|
399-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an orgasm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a parade: pure, unadulterated joy.
Aside from that this episode is full of fun. We have a man that uses ALL the Big Words he can think of, PLUS a job orientation that rivals the infamous Let's Get Social song.
We have a follow up on Shaq's biggest "toe" and a big announcement for Tommy's fall shows. Plus, don't forget to MAKE FITNESS in our new official Fitness tank.
(Imagine the sound of the Asian man shaking from the inside here).
|Jun 07, 2017|
398-Top Dog & Charo-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought his Peruvian princess with him.
Before we get to that we've got people marrying themselves and buildings, plus what's the opposite of a happy Dad Boner? Is it Dad Rage? Whatever it is, we found him too.
|May 31, 2017|
397-Joe Rogan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN.
From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it all.
He even answers the question: Would you date your mom?
Spark one up and pour some out, this is an all-time classic.
Pull em up!
|May 24, 2017|
396-The REAL Water Champ, Martin Riese-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This one is particularly Amaze, Jean.
Nothing like the police scaring you as you literally swim with sharks. Hear the REAL audio and decide if you'll ever swim again.
Plus, does anyone deserve a beating the way people who WISH they were disabled do? Can we start a fundraiser to get them their wish?
We have a Horrible or Hilarious that is not, well, hilarious. So, just listen.
AND, has Tommy finally crossed the line with Tina and his grossness?
To make things even better we have our first guest in ages in studio. This guy is the REAL WATER CHAMP. It's water sommelier, Martin Riese. Get ready to get educated in everything H20.
|May 17, 2017|