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559 - Russell Peters - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You gotta get it goin' bud! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a woman who really needs to brown. They discuss the latest instance of Nadav doing bad, Bert Kreischer's kool-aid intake, how often Dr. Drew gets milked, and their recent trips to the dermatologist. They watch a vintage English commercial for a questionably-named product, a very strange Instagram live-stream, a dude eating nails, a cool talking about his success with women, an English lesson on slang words, a cool guy who collects mousepads, and a follow-up from everyone's least favorite bearded lady. The main mommies also play a game where they watch some of the most intense videos on the internet, which naturally leads them to call Dr. Drew to discuss the potential health risks of eating brown.
Russell Peters is a stand-up comedian, actor, and producer. Russell sits down with Jean & Jean to talk about Jiu Jitsu, rolling with Joe Rogan, partying at Eddie Murphy's house, hip-hop, and the controversy around Hank Azaria playing Apu on The Simpsons. They share the murder play video with Russell, as well as a DIY video on how to make jewelry out of human teeth, a cool girl rapping, and some of Mommy Tina's TikTok curations.
Pierce Paris is a very strong performer and social-media creator. He joins the mommies on the couch to discuss his iconic video that Tim and Crystal have been obsessed with. He discusses how he prepared for that video, his other Twitter stunts, how he started a viral challenge, and eating bear scrum. He also gives us a walk-through his prep process and reviews RPC's premium content.
|Jul 08, 2020|
558 - Taylor Tomlinson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome to Lucifer’s Lair with your hot hosts Tom Segura and Christina P. The main mommies start this episode off by posing a very pressing question: Is B stuff more tiring than V stuff? Jean and Jean then take a look at a new rendition of the Bee Gees classic “Stayin’ Alive.” Tom gives us a dental update, and Christina discusses her recent smurfday and the amazing cake Tom got her. They watch a video of a cool guy vaping, and an equally cool Donald Trump campaign video shot on an iPhone. They transition into discussing the recent Chris D’Elia news, as well as Joey Diaz and the culture of comedy clubs as a whole. They wrap up the segment by watching two more cool videos. In one a guy is able to excrete his beanbag out of his bottom; the other is just a cool lady going crazy on some paramedics.
Taylor Tomlinson is a stand-up comedian, and host of the "Self-Helpless" and "This Is Important to Me" podcasts. She talks to Todd and Crystal about starting stand-up as a teenager, her religious parents, the passing of her mom, and her new Netflix special “Quarter-Life Crisis.” The discussion about Taylor’s parents leads Tom to call Top Dog and Charo and ask him their burning question about the B vs. the V. Top Dog insists that back-door is much more tiring. Charo is horrified. The Jeans bring Taylor up to speed on everyone’s favorite psychopath: Garth Brooks, as well as some other cool guys and gals. Tom discusses the brokest he’s ever been, and Christina discusses her Cream of Brown experience. They wrap up by watching some of CP’s TikTok curations, a lane of the Tok that Taylor didn’t know existed.
|Jul 01, 2020|
557 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull your jeans up! It's just the Main Mommies in this episode of YMH. They start off by playing a new song by our friend Fart Simpson using drops from YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne. Then they take a look at a video by a cool bearded lady. They also watch videos of a woman who breast feeds her older kids, a guy making love to a pile of dirt, a new video from classic Cool Guy Joseph (aka the Ayayay! guy), and the way one dude is trying to improve current social climate. #ApologyLunch! The mommies also discuss Birkenstocks, Tom's recent check-up with his doctor, sunburns, how Bert Kreischer showers, and more. Of course, they also look at a round of Christina's TikTok curations.
|Jun 24, 2020|
556 - Cesar Millan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's a whole white baby bruh, and it's a whole new episode of Your Mom's House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P take a look at clips from the new crime-thriller documentary on Netflix: "Garth Brooks: The Road I'm On." They also explore a vintage Fedsmoker video, in which Conald conducts a traffic stop on a government official! They also revisit YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's premium content account to show just how much value you're getting with a subscription! They compare his content to other content creators. Which accounts bring the most value to their viewers??
YMH-regular Josh Potter joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss some current events. Several male "workers" have come out with allegations against Senator Lindsey Graham and his "ladybugs." Cool Guy actor Nacho Vidal is also in the news after being charged with a toad-licking ritual gone wrong! They also dive into Josh's recent experience having his house cleaned, which there's a video of on this very channel.
Cesar Millan is a dog trainer, widely known for his Emmy-nominated television series "Dog Whisperer." He joins Todd and Christine to discuss his early life, how he began training dogs, working with Oprah Winfrey, things that affect a dog's energy, and much more. Cesar also lends his opinions on pup play, pony play, and the cool gal that lets wolves lick the inside of her mouth.
|Jun 17, 2020|
555 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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What's up there Chomo? In this episode of YMH, the main mommies take a look at YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's exclusive "premium" content for fans only, follow up on 90 Day Fiance, and talk to Charo and Top Dog on the phone. Tom and Christina find out what Fedsmoker looks for in a lady, watch some 80s sex ed videos, and look at a clip of a racist toddler, as well as many other cool videos. Also the Saatva contest winners are revealed!
|Jun 10, 2020|
554 - Ryan Sickler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Full disclosure. The person writing this description isn’t exactly sure how to put what occurred during this episode into words....
We start out discussing how Tom and Christina had very different styles of “Senior Week.” 3 beers Tom made an appearance during the holiday and Mystic Rick has captured the hearts of wrestling fans around the world.
Next, we have apprehended top of the line “cups” and they fully engulf Josh Potter.
Finally, Ryan Sickler (comedian and host of the HoneyDew Podcast) joins the show. We discuss the new move of HoneyDew to it’s own channel and then get into some of the most disgusting YMH content we may have ever seen. This episode leaves everyone in a heap of tears and nausea. It is not to be missed. Again, very tough to describe in words what was just witnessed. Good luck.
|Jun 03, 2020|
553 - Tony Hinchcliffe, Ron Funches, Earl Skakel, & Steve Simeone - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today, we get some updates on some old favorites. (Hint: Tommy John and FedSmoker!) plus Tom has been driving around in a McLaren and has been getting some interesting reactions. Tom and Christina call up Charo to make a bargain with her. We have a new cool guy and a new Fart Simpson prank call! Plus, Josh Potter delivers the news.
We have a cavalcade of guests today who have taken umbrage with what Tom has had to say regarding Wrestling. Tony Hinchcliffe, Earl Skakel, Steve Simeone and Ron Funches all go toe-to-toe with “Mystic Rick” and explain why they enjoy Sports Entertainment. We get into their old favorites, why they enjoy wrestling and we get their opinion on whether or not Mystic Rick has what it takes to step into the squared circle. Enjoy or you’ll get the Turkey Slicer and a stamp on your forehead.
|May 27, 2020|
552 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What’s up, Protomanics! Another YMH is here and Scott Baio tells us about balls. Some sexual education memories from 8th grade sparks a call to Top Dog and Charro. After Norman Summerton rocked our worlds, we discover a new video from him AND a new FedSmoker video. There’s an earth shattering revelation on “90 Day Fiancé (Before The 90 Days.)” Tom addresses the Professional Wrestling community, Jessica Kirson joins us by phone to check in from NYC. Plus. TIKTOKS! Then we look at some fan artwork and comments, and we introduce a new contest for all the mommies to participate in.
|May 20, 2020|
551 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Last week, 10mg Tom made his debut. This week, we have Star making HER debut. Tom expresses some feelings toward Nadav in the form of a poem before we begin. We start things off with a panic attack on camera like we’ve never seen. Tom has been interacting with Norman. We meet a woman who gives FedSmoker a run for his money.
Next Josh Potter sits on the couch to test out an apparatus we learned about through Norman Summerton and discuss how things have been going in quarantine. Tom shares an insignificant Ric Flair story with Potter.
To wrap things up we have a hearty batch of TikToks to make you leave this show more uncomfortable than when you arrived.
|May 13, 2020|
550 - Jo Koy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Even though things start on a weird footing, we believe you will enjoy where things go. Was Fed Smoker the first victim of the pandemic? What’s a bigger deal breaker: Puppy Dog Pals or Wrestling? We have an update on The Great Key Mystery. “Before The 90 Days” leads us to ponder how to handle someones bad breath. Then things get REAL. We speak to Derrick, Norman Summerton’s tattoo artist. We learn more about Pig before we watch an earth shattering video which leads to a monumental moment on the podcast.
Jo Koy is a comedian and global sensation. He walked into the lobby and things were real right away. Does Jo like poutine? Recently, Jo had to buy his mom a Mercedes. Good thing he’s in the top 10 of all touring acts this year! We meet a cool guy who knows what he wants out of a woman. We learn that Jo had messed up teeth back in the day and where his first big check went. Is Jo a “Master of Accents?” and Jo tells us how he would he handle the breath situation. Watch this brand new episode before you binge Puppy Dog Pals!
|May 06, 2020|
549 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Are you following proto and wearing masks in your car while you drive alone with the windows up? We find out how Mommy Tommy celebrated his quarantine birthday, and oh boy.... has 10mg Tom joined us on the podcast!? Many people paid tribute to Tom’s birthday, plus we hear the voice of an old friend. We discover a brand new cool guy and also discuss more possible virus cures.
|Apr 29, 2020|
548 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today’s episode is all about “THE MISSING MAIL KEY.” More on that later, first we got some brown on the property. Does getting punched in the face do it for you?? Now back to KeyGate.... we have a real red herring here. Is Tom crazy? Is Christina guilty of stolen valor? Decide for yourself. Also, Josh Potter threatened a dentist’s life once... Enjoy this jeans only episode with our two favorite pant legs.
|Apr 22, 2020|
547 - Chris D'Elia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We know all about NRE but how about some ORE?? Tom has learned how much he truly loves disapproval during a massage. All of the celebrities are doing totally normal videos to calm us down during COVID-19. “Before The 90 Days” has a groundbreaking revelation and where do you stand on hairy legs??
Josh Potter joins the Mommies to tell them all about one of the coolest guys he’s ever heard about, Peter Nygard. Plus, they discuss how Josh can save the world.
Chris Delia is a stand up comedian and host of the podcast “Congratulations.” Chris’s newest Netflix Special “No Pain” is available right now right now right now. How did Chris learn to be all “IDGAF?” Plus Chris loves TikTok as much as Christina so the Mommies go DEEEEEP on the Tok to blow Chris’s mind
|Apr 15, 2020|
546 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quarantine Edition goes down. What have you been binge watching? The Mommies have been all about "90 Day Fiance" and "Tiger King," which all get extensive reviews. We hear about the rest of the groups quarantined lives which leads to a discussion on sexy text exchanges exchanges. What exactly is the strategy used when sliding in the DM's? Josh Potter tells all! This episode has it all, pull those jeans up high and tight!
|Apr 08, 2020|
545 - Tommy Lee & Brittany Furlan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different type... We have more neighbor fights to look at. The Mommies discuss the meme that is getting everybody through this whole situation. Plus, the “ele-men-tary” debate has new legs and an RPC update!
Tommy Lee is an international superstar and drummer for Motley Crüe. Brittany Furlan is a social media influencer and the two happen to be married. First things first, we need to hear about that hog. Tommy Lee has lived many of our dreams, but does it get boring? We learn how wild the partying got and talk about the infamous tape with Pam Anderson. Plus, a mother/daughter contest that won Tommy a few thousand dollars.
|Apr 01, 2020|
544 - Tim Dillon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Wake up, America! It’s time to think about new names for the virus. Nothing like a good old fashioned neighbor fight to take our minds off things. By the way, Dr. Fauci of the CDC has some advice that involves sharpening your sword? Plus, TikTok World War II
Tim Dillon is a stand up comic and host of “The Tim Dillon Show.” Some people love delivering bad news. Tim explains why he thought he was banned from YMH. The Mommies get to know about Tim and his past and learn new things about being gay in LA. Plus, TikToks, an Andy Cohen story and Tim answers the Mommies recent porn scenario.
|Mar 25, 2020|
543 - Bert Kreischer - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while we celebrate our NRE, we discuss what porn scenarios we would consider. The scenario presented by Josh Potter may become a reality as he is an experienced sex worker with celebrity clientele. While in Vegas, Tom and Josh ran into Corey Taylor from Slipknot, who has partaken in Josh’s Cameo Sex Work. As if that wasn’t enough, a new episode of everyones favorite show has just dropped.
Bert Kreischer is a comedian and podcaster who’s Netflix Special “Hey Big Boy” is available now. While out on the Berty Boy world tour, Bert has taken some liberties. Bert has also been getting into OnlyFans in the road, so the Mommies try to convince him to subscribe to a certain account. Plus, Bert is mad at LeeAnn and gets her on the phone to discuss things. And, a new challenge/bet is decided upon.
|Mar 18, 2020|
BONUS Coronavirus Episode - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
In these uncertain times, The Mommies wanted to have an emergency broadcast in order to do their part as the country deals with the Coronavirus. There will be medical professionals and Washington insiders and we will find out how people around the country have been dealing with every day life during this crisis. We also check in with Top Dog and Charo to see how their doing in these trying times and what their toilet paper situation is like. It's a very serious, special, Coronavirus Emergency episode of Your Mom's House.
|Mar 14, 2020|
542 - Dr. Drew - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Would you date your mom? Would you put mayo in your hair? The mommies have submitted Larry King clips to rival Sawclet Souffle and someone else can’t say Mark Wahlberg. What are some of your “dealbreakers?” Plus we have Kyle C remixes, a Charles update and a big CHIPS IN A BOWL announcement.
Dr. Drew visits the mommies to talk about the new direction of Dr. Drew After Dark. While Tom and Christina keep pulling Dr. Drew to the dark side they go through some more of Mommy Tina’s TikToks. Tom gets more advice on which new drug he should try and Dr. Drew presents another visit he’d like to make for YMH Studios.
|Mar 11, 2020|
541 - Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero & Creators of HBO's McMillions - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We got a special one for you today, mommy! We start off with just the main mommies and we get through A LOT! The cool girl raving about NRE has a boyfriend who heard YMH talking about them, and turns out, he likes it a lot! Also, Tom has officially decided he's done with his wack Adidas phase, and is back on the Nike train! Then, Christina reveals a super hot dream she had about Tom. Do you dream about your significant other? We then find a cool guy who wishes he had a girlfriend who let him... do certain things. He likes that he likes that he liiiiiiikes THAT! And what better way to pay tribute to FedSmoker than to keep feathering videos from his very deep vault? This time he's hanging out with Native Americans!
Then, we got Moshe Kasher and Natasha Leggero coming in to Studio Jeans! We Moshe loves to argue with people on the internet almost as much as he loves Burning Man! We run them through a BUNCH of cool guys, including a clip from Cobra Tate about how faithfulness is a one way street! So cool! We debut the next episode of Pissspots to Moshe and Natasha, and they're certain HBO will pick it up for a full run!
Speaking of HBO, we have Brian Lazarte and James Lee Hernandez, the creators/directors of HBO's McMillions, joining us! The docuseries reveals how McDonald's Monopoly game was rigged for a LONG time by the mob. They tell us all about how they got involved in the project and what it's like to work with Mark Wah-Wah-Wahlburg. It also turns out that Brian is Tom's cousin, so they reminisce what it was like to grow up with each other.
|Mar 04, 2020|
540 - Tony Hinchcliffe - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Christina P is back!! She discusses her mourning of Lord FedSmoker and how she heard the terrible news of his passing. A man is kicky footing his way onto a Subway in our opening and clip, and then... *CHIPS IN A BOWL* none other than CHARLES FROM MATCH HIMSELF! On the phone and in person. We get the whole scoop from Charles in ehhhhh about 8-10 minutes. Once things are wrapped with Charles we move on to more pressing issues like a new episode of “P*** Spots.” Plus new Fart Simpson, viewer comments and we find a new sex worker to ask Josh Potter about.
Tony Hinchcliffe is a stand up comedian and host/creator of the wildly popular live podcast “Kill Tony.” The Mommies ask Tony about everything from getting a vasectomy to scrum action. Plus we find out how Tony’s mom is doing and discuss his Podcast partner Brian Redban’s eating habits, and we discuss the recent alleged murderer to appear on “Kill Tony.”
|Feb 26, 2020|
539 - Tom Papa & Kreayshawn - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We’re still reeling at the loss of Fedsmoker but we continue to feather it in his honor. Christina P is sick so The Roach, Josh Potter is in on the couch. Did you know sparkling water is for rich people and still water is for losers? Plus we try to figure out what someone is saying and we watch some people get way too chill with lions.
Tom Papa is a stand-up comedian who’s new NETFLIX special “You’re Doing Great” is available right now. Christina is sick, but the two Tom’s are into it so they can have MAN talk. Tom and Tom discuss the pros and cons of being recognized and how it really doesn’t matter when it comes to air travel. Is reclining allowed?? Plus, the two discuss the importance of having a hobby as Tom Papa has gotten really into making bread.
Kreayshawn is a singer, rapper and creative director and one of Christina P’s all time favorite. Christina gets to ask Kreayshawn all the questions she’s been dying to ask, plus we get Kreayshawn's opinion on a litany of cool guys and we see which is her favorite.
|Feb 19, 2020|
538 - Michael Rapaport - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We recorded this episode last week, but there is some URGENT news about FedSmoker that we just HAD to address. Is he alive? Tom and the YMH staff try to make sense of what's going on.
Then, we get on with our normal show at Studio Jeans! One Mommy is having trouble sleeping so the other Mommy had to milk them. Can you guess which is which? Also, whats the N word? Tom did an interview with Larry King and has selected some of his favorite moments. The Mommies did not do well in school, but they’re not as dumb as old people. Plus, more Charles, more fed smoker and more Piss Spots!
Michael Rapaport is an actor and podcaster who sits down with the Mommies to hash out the Ari stuff. Michael also spoke about his acting methods and some of his roles, his love of rap and growing up in Manhattan. Tom and Christina try to show Michael some interesting confrontations, since those are his favorite. Plus, a lengthy convo about proper public brown etiquette.
|Feb 12, 2020|
537 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
|Feb 05, 2020|
536 - Matt Fulchiron - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
“When you’re featherin’ it, Brother” were back for another episode of Your Mom’s House. What on earth could Tom say to Charro that would “break her heart!?” Who cares, women should just be cleaning anyway. That’s what this new “Cool Guy” thinks at least. He reminds Tom and Christina about some of their former neighbors. A new Bert campaign has begun, please get on board! Plus a brand new Fart Simpson prank call using Josh Potter’s voice.
Matt Fulchiron, aka The Concierge, aka The Full Charge is a stand up comedian and one of the first ever people to appear on Your Mom’s House in it’s infancy. Tom and Matt are getting ready to go to Australia by watching some videos of angry coaches and some brand new “you know what Im sayings.” Plus a very cool Australian to get them ready for the locals and does a new challenger have what it takes to dethrone the king?
|Jan 29, 2020|
535 - Robert Hines - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
There is turmoil in the Denimverse. Robert Paul Champagne has been frantically posting and he is upset with Tom, Christina, Josh Potter and Dr. Drew. The mommies take a look at his messages and then call him on the phone to see if things can be patched up, on this very special episode of Your Mom’s House.
Robert Hines is a comedian and viral video sensation who’s “BBQ Chicken And Foot Massage” video took off a few years back. Tom and Christina highlight some of the best with Robert and also talk to him about his time as a Jail Guard. After the Mommies exercise their jail obsession, they show Robert some Fed Smoker videos and a brand new TikTok batch!
|Jan 22, 2020|
534 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans up! Main Mommies ONLY!!! The Mommies are relaxed, tan, and back from HAWAIIIIIII. While there, many stories about Charo and Top Dog were gathered, plus vacation fun. Blueban just got back from China with ALL of the swag. Tom and Tina get to see two Bears in the wild. The Head Tingler has some gross side effects on Tom's mom, and we get to see one of the healthiest relationships between two grown humans we've seen in a long time! Such a great episode with just the main Mommies, I'm having CHEST PAIN!
|Jan 15, 2020|
533-Daymond John-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hey there Chomo! The main mommies are especially excited on this episode because Dr. Drew pulled his jeans up and flew to New York to visit YMH-All Star Robert Paul Champagne. We knew Garth Brooks hides bodies, but is he a kidnapper too? Tom talks about his favorite crime shows and his favorite body hiders besides Garth. They also discuss Bert Kreischer and their new fascination with his teeth.
Daymond John is a businessman, investor, television personality, author, and motivational speaker. He is best known as the CEO of FUBU, and from the reality TV series Shark Tank. What goes on behind the scenes of Shark Tank? What are the all-time dumbest Shark Tank pitches? Daymond also gets exposed to some cool guys! Also look out for his new book dropping in the new year called "Power Shift."
|Jan 08, 2020|
532-Best Mom-ents Of 2019-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
NAPPY JEW HAIR! In this special end of year episode of YMH, the main mommies look back at some of their favorite moments from 2019. These include moments with Brendon Urie, Too Short, Danny Brown, Brian Redban, and more! They wrap the show up with five of our favorite fan-made songs from the year. Also the Muh-Sheen shirt from Tom's dance video is available now! Get it in sizes up to 5XL! Did YOUR favorite moments from 2019 make the cut? Would you have ranked these differently? Let us know in the comment section below!
|Jan 01, 2020|
531-Craig Ferguson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
TRY IT OUT! We have a special episode for you today! The main mommies start by off talking about the current YouTube war. Did McDonald's flag us? We hear Dr. Phil's take on VSCO girls. They talk about the YMH Studios holiday party at the Magic Castle, and discuss which cool guy each member of the YMH staff is.
Craig Ferguson is a comedian, actor, and former host of the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. He's in Studio Jeans today with Tom and Christina. Craig and Tom discuss planes and Tom makes Craig aware of his plane aspirations. Craig talks getting into a motorcycle accident, acting while directing, Mick Jagger, Madonna, and his new stand-up special. Craig then takes a look at a bunch of our favorite cool videos including FedSmoker's DIY tutorials, RPC's invitation, and a construction worker who enjoys baby play.
|Dec 25, 2019|
530-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uhhhhh say around 8 o'clock, 8:15. The jeans are high and tight for this episode! The main mommies re-visit Charles from Match.com and watch a video of some cool newscasters. They find out what some of the YMH staff does and doesn't enjoy in the bedroom. Would you let a wolf lick the inside of your mouth? Mommy Tina and Tom lend their opinion.
Andrew Santino is a stand-up comedian, actor and host of the Whiskey Ginger podcast. He's back in Studio Jeans for the third time. They talk Mickey Mantle's unfortunate early passing and doing interviews as a comedian. Santino then takes a look at some of our favorite videos including Charles from Match and the Friend of the Wolves. Also, we get an update from his friend Rick from Amsterdam!
|Dec 18, 2019|
529-Kate Kennedy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
JEANS UP! We got a special show for you mommies today! First, Tom and Christina give their review of Martin Scorsese's "The Irishman." Was it better than Good Fellas? Then we find a cool girl that finally tells it like it is about how hard it is being a woman. Always itchy! We then uncover a new video from FedSmoker! This time: DIY haircuts! IT IS WILD and we don't recommend trying it at home. Don't do anything he recommends! Also, we got an amazing pitch for McDonalds! You're gonna LOVE the McRib!
Then we have special guest, boy-girl actress AND comedian Kate Kennedy! Tom and Christina are fascinated by how one gets started in that industry, and as it turns out, it's a similar path to being a comedian! Kate talks about her path to becoming an actress: from super cool clubs to her first scene! What were the scripts like? What type of genre scenes does she do? We also have her weigh in on Josh Potter's situation! Watching them talk about their shared experiences in the same industry is a REAL treat to listen to! Hope you enjoy listening to the conversation as much as we enjoyed having tit!
|Dec 11, 2019|
528-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
IM HAVING CHEST PAINS! Because I’m so excited for this episode. It’s just the Mommies today, so put your hands together. Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper. Tom has discovered Bert Kreischer’s twin in Maradona and Christina wants a racist parrot for the studio. Tom hung out with Joey Diaz this past weekend and almost died. Plus, there are most likely more jewelry purchases in the Segura’s near future.
|Dec 04, 2019|
527-Gabriel Iglesias & J. Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
TOM SEGURA, WRAP IT UP! We got a show to do! What’s smellier, a man’s beard or a man’s beanie? Is wearing PJ pants on a plane fly, or should it be punishable? What kind of intrusive thoughts are in our brains? These questions are all pondered, plus some Canadian road rage, Fed Smoker confronts an officer and more TikTok!
Gabriel Iglesias is a stand-up comedian and actor who sells out arenas all over the world and stars in/created the NETFLIX show “Mr. Iglesias.” What kind of intrusive thoughts run through the mind of a man who sells out The Staples Center? We hear about Gabriel’s bidet usage and show him our Gangbanger friends in Syria. Plus Gabriel tells us about his experience with a particular over-zealous fan, a story he’s never shared before his time on Your Mom’s House.
J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian and actor and film maker who you know as Dr. Laurence Erhardt and the original puppeteer and voice of Tom Servo and Gypsy on Mystery Science Theater 3000. He currently can be seen co-starring in the film The Fiddling Horse. He also made the documentary starring Tom Segura, Chad Daniels and Pete Lee called "I Need To Kill." Today his gives us his insight on The Fed Smoker, who has a new helpful video for us. We learn what it was like to start doing comedy at 15 years old from J. Elvis Weinstein and we get to see more from Cool Guy Tony. SooWoo!
|Nov 27, 2019|
526-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
All the Mommies are under one roof once again! When's the last time you played Tic Tac Toe? Bet you haven't played like this. A new celebrity has joined Instagram and he is putting out some serious Garth vibes. Plus, are you single or self-involved? And, Tom gets a new idea for the future from Cars singer Ric Ocasek.
Since Tom has returned from the road with Josh Potter in tow, we have the Cockroach on the couch to recap all of the gallivanting across Europe. Tom and Josh tell Christina their experiences in each country and we find out the conclusion to Josh's escapade we were previously teased about. Plus, MJC contest winner Jackie and Josh Potter have since gotten together, we get her whole review of the occasion and we hear about Tom's NETFLIX special taping in Austin, TX.
|Nov 20, 2019|
525-Judd Apatow & Brian Simpson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We got some special guests for you on this one, jeans!
Judd Apatow is in the MommyDome and he's brought his friend, comedian Wayne Federman! Judd Apatow is a comedian who has become a mogul as a television/film producer and writer. He's most recently been working on the Pete Davidson movie and gives us some stories from the set, including Bill Burr stories. After reminiscing about Judd's life for a bit, we show Judd some audition tapes from our Cool Guys to see which one he would cast in a film. We also play a few rounds of Horrible or Hilarious to see what Judd thinks.
Brian Simpson is a hilarious comedian who you may have seen at The World Famous Comedy Store or on Lights Out with David Spade. Brian grew up in foster care and found himself getting into a lot of trouble, including shooting a person (on accident.) Brian then found his way into the Marine Corps which turned things around. Brian also helps us get to the bottom of SooWoo and gives some advice to listeners who have recently sent in emails to Tom and Christina.
|Nov 13, 2019|
524-Yakov Smirnoff-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We got Christina P and Tom Segura's fill-in host Ryan Sickler again for the first part of this show this week. We start with a Tik Tok who's asking for everyone to STOP calling her Jeffrey Dahmer. Only thing is she looks A LOT like him. We get an interesting development from Tom Segura about Josh Potter in Europe. They're in Amstrerdam, so you can figure out what kind of update this was. Then we go into one of our classic lanes: Browning in public.
Then we have Yakov Smirnoff joining Tom and Christina for the guest segment of the show. Yakov is a comedy legend who has seen every boom and bust the industry has offered. He talks about starting comedy under Soviet rule in The Ukraine and the parameters that he had to work within due to Communism. Tom and Christina also get to the bottom of Yakov's arrival in America and how he started doing comedy in the U.S. There are lots of old Comedy Store stories, plus we find out if Yakov thinks certain videos are Horrible or Hilarious!
|Nov 06, 2019|
523-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today on Your Mom's House Podcast, although Tom will join later in the show for our guest Nikki Glaser, YMH Studios' own Ryan Sickler joins the Water Champ Christina for the first half of the show! We have an update from Tom on SooWoo the SooWoo shirts, and Sickle Cell gets jumped in to SooWoo nation. Will he survive? WE IS BLOOD!
Next, we got Nikki joining Studio Jeans with Tom and Christina! Nikki Glaser is a stand-up comedian and broadcaster who has a Netflix special called "Bangin'" out right now. She can also be heard on her Sirius XM show called "You Up." Nikki gets right into with toy talk. She gets a run through of a lot of cool guys, and she doesn't hate it. Have you seen "Cool Guy Hypnosis?" We also get some tips about the DM game from Nikki and hear about her opinion on "older guys."
|Oct 30, 2019|
522-Elizabeth Lail-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
SooWoo! It's another edition of Your Mom's House! Do you want to show you're not a false blood? New merch! do you know popular English slang? Our favorite English Teacher is back to educate us in a hardcore fun way. Sober October is in full effect and Tom and Christina want to buy a billboard.
Then, the Human Cockroach joins to couch to discuss his upcoming trip to Europe with Tom.
And finally, actress Elizabeth Lail is in Studio Jeans. Her and Tom star in the upcoming film "Countdown" which hits theaters on October 25th. She was also the star of NETFLIX's show "You." Elizabeth's acting and Tom's acting are quite different as we learn, and since she was in a show about stalking, we get her opinions on Good Morning, Julia and Garth. Sprinkle in a little Tony Johns and we up outta heeeere."
|Oct 23, 2019|
521-Jessica Kirson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You didn't follow Proto, Chomo. The Suwu debate is absolutely RAGING. We have numerous credible, yet conflicting, sources weigh in. Tom had an incredible weekend in the midwest and tells us all about it, including an elevator mishap. The Fed Smoker is back and showing his versatility in is skill set, plus an update on Robert Paul Champagne.
Jessica Kirson is a hilarious comedian, who also happens to be one of Christina's favorites! Jessica has a wild, potentially traumatic, story about going to Fat Camp as a kid. We learn about Jessica's game in getting ladies and show her some "Cool Girls" which prompts Christina to ask her "Stupid Lesbian Questions."
|Oct 16, 2019|
Ep. 02 | So Over October w/ LeeAnn Kreischer & Christina P. | Week 2
Every October, Joe Rogan, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer embark on an odyssey known as "Sober October." The effects have been felt far and wide among fans and listeners, but how does it effect those who are there to see them day in and day out? This podcast, hosted by Christina P. and LeeAnn Kreischer is a glimpse into how The "Sober October" journey directly effects the lives of the men's spouses and families.
On Episode 2 the Wives have brought wine. We start off this weeks recap by taking a look at the guys WHOOP statistics. We know Tom has been to the gun range, but now Bert has gone and he's taken LeeAnn with him. Christina and LeeAnn also discuss some of the books that Tom and Bert are reading, the worst cleaning lady ever and even a short phone call with Dr. Drew.
|Oct 10, 2019|
520-Melissa Villaseñor-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Our Jeans are missing one pant leg in the beginning of this episode. Christina takes the controls and it's starting out very TikTok heavy. Do adults wear overalls? Plus, the most regrettable of the regrettable tattoos. The Human Cockroach, Josh Potter is on the couch to help wade the TikTok waters.
Tom returns along with our guest, Melissa Villasenor! Melissa is a Stand-Up and Sketch Comic who is a cast member of Saturday Night Live. Melissa talks about how she got discovered for SNL and meeting Lorne Michaels. We also get her opinions on "Erotic Hypnosis" and some Horrible or HIlarious. After a viewing of Charro's fart, we get some more SNL stories and a glimpse at some of Melissa's new impressions!
|Oct 09, 2019|
Ep. 01 | So Over October w/ LeeAnn Kreischer & Christina P. | Kickoff
Every October, Joe Rogan, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer embark on an odyssey known as "Sober October." The effects have been felt far and wide among fans and listeners, but how does it affect those who are there to see them day in and day out? This podcast, hosted by Christina P. and LeeAnn Kreischer is a glimpse into how The #SoberOctober journey directly affects the lives of the men's spouses and families.
On Episode 1 of this mini-series Christina and LeeAnn discuss the past years and how much they dread the month of October. They get into what it's been like leading up to 2019's "Sober October" and how they've better mentally prepared. Plus, in the lead up, Ari dosed Bert for an episode of "The Bertcast" so we hear LeeAnn's reaction in full.
|Oct 03, 2019|
519-Ian Edwards-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
"I now pronounce you, high and tight. You may kiss the jeans." Today's episode starts with a very sentimental Mommy wedding. SOO WOO! We have a bit of a "home here now" situation with everyone's favorite REAL Blood. Tom had a very great, surreal weekend and Christina learned new sayings. Plus, have you ever given the Piledriver? There's one woman on 90 Day Fiance who might be looking for your services.
Ian Edwards is a stand-up comedian who has a new special out on Comedy Central, "Bill Burr Presents: IanTalk - Ideas Not Worth Spreading." Ian comes from an international background which excites The Master of Accents. Christina's heater becomes a topic of discussion as her an Ian share a love of warmth. Ian also tells some stories about comics like Tony Woods and more. Plus we show Ian some real cool guys and gals, and we get to hear a joke Ian has forgotten, but the Mommies have not.
|Oct 02, 2019|
518-Big Jay Oakerson-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Mommies are starting things off with an interesting way for a man to make $20. How much money would it take you to complete this "task?" Tom and Christina also wonder who is purchasing adult movies in hotel rooms? They recall the times they've made such purchases. Christina has developed a fascination of Josh Potter's ability to get laid and inquires about that. Plus, Cool Guy Tony makes his triumphant return from Jail.
Big Jay Oakerson is a stand-up comic who you can hear on one of his many podcasts, including The SDR Show, Legion of Skanks and on SiriusXM's The Bonfire. Jay also recently acted in a film with Jennifer Lopez called "Hustlers." Jay and Tom talk about meeting during the Oddball tour, and what went wrong with it. The topic of NYC's new found "woke-ness" is brought up as Jay had an incident at The Comedy Cellar. Big Jay and Dan Soder often watch clips on their show The Bonfire, including Good Morning Julia, so the Mommies get his insight into it and let him in on what they've found. Big Jay and Dan also reviewed Charro's video, so we relive that with him as well. Robert Paul Champagne is brought to Jay's attention and Jay recounts a story from back in the day when Josh Potter was driving him around for a weekend. Big Jay also tells The Mommies about Skankfest and the Louis CK appearance, and the murder of his manager and owner of The Stand Comedy Club in NYC, Dave Kimowitz.
|Sep 25, 2019|
517-Steve-O-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans Up! The Main Mommies are back in Studio Jeans and we may have found our favorite new cool guy who has a problem with authority... Ta-ta! Christina is back from a weekend of doing a couple shows and got the chance to ride on a choo-choo train! How good can trains actually get? And what was Tom up to when he was alone for the weekend? Loving being alone! We got opinions on eye contact from Uber drivers and a Would You Rather too!
Then we have our amazing guest Steve-O, who you know from all the Jackass shows and movies! He tells us about how he got started with that crew, what it was like growing up in his family, and all the crazy stuff he used to do! We hear amazing stories about him painting himself and doing stunts like "Skyjacking." Catch his Bucket List Tour!
|Sep 18, 2019|
516-Donnell Rawlings & Grant Cardone-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Donnell Rawlings is a stand-up comedian and actor who is a killer on stage and on screen with The Chappelle Show and The Wire. Today, he is not happy that he had to drive himself to Studio Jeans. The Great Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019 are discussed and did you know there was a TV show that Donnell was on before The Chappelle Show? Christina shows Donnell some TikToks and we get to hear what it was like touring with Bill Burr on the Rich Bitch tour.
Check out The Donnell Rawlings' podcast on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnXf59H6e99fQpWYM5uvEQw?sub_confirmation=1
Next guest in Studio Jeans is Author, Motivational Speaker and Real Estate mogul, Grant Cardone. Grant has come to studio jeans to make us rich. He gets right into the gems of wisdom while discussing his successes vs his failures and his motivations. Finally, Tom finds out the nitty gritty details on Private Jet ownership. Can Grant convince Christina? What does Grant think of Dan Pena? All this, plus a how to on dealing with "haters."
|Sep 11, 2019|
515-Dr. Drew Pinsky-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hello and Welcome, Mommies. Today we begin with a video that Christina definitely isn't going to like. WHEW now that we got that out of the way, let's see what's been going on in the local news! Tom and Christina were fascinated by an ugly man at the pool. What are the craziest tattoos? Josh Potter has an update on his new career and, OH BOY - we have "Acupuncture" remixes and they are unbelievable.
He's everybody's favorite Doctor who resides, after dark, right here in Studio Jeans. He is the host of Dr. Drew After Dark, which is found right here on our channel. Dr. Drew starts out of the gate weighing in on some of the coolest guys we've ever seen, including Cool Guy Tony. Christina also has Dr. Drew assess some of her TikTok discoveries and The Main Mommies inquire about some of the most pressing Yellow and Brown questions.
|Sep 04, 2019|
514-Jo Koy-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you were about to get out of jail, what meal would you fantasize about? Who is Randy? These questions are all answered, and more, right off the bat! The Mommies are back from vacation, they are wondering why they took their children. Good thing they could put on "The Perfect Smile." Do you pee in the pool? Are you racist in parking lots? The fattest comedian working today just put out a dancing video, some people loved it - one person did not. We also get an update about Josh Potter's new business and, of course, TikToks.
Jo Koy is a great stand-up comedian, who is known all over the world. He discusses his recent successes in Hawaii and elsewhere, performing in arenas. He also tells the Mommies about HIS Mommy not believing in him. Bidets, Japanese accents and Horrible or Hilarious are all discussed, plus TikToks... More TikToks.
|Aug 28, 2019|
513-Anthony Jeselnik-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Forget "Old Town Road" or Billie Ellish, we've discovered the hit of the summer! It's been a minute since the Mommies were in the YMH studios, Tom tells us of his travels the last two weeks, including meeting one of Christina's TikTok stars! Josh Potter has begun a new career on Cameo and we get some wild updates from the other staff members at studio jeans. Plus, the Mommies were looking at new homes and discovered a specific criticism of one of the houses.
Anthony Jeselnik is one of the most popular and hilarious stand up comics of our day, his latest special "Fire In The Maternity Ward" is currently on Netflix and is becoming everyone's favorite. Tom and Anthony compare parents, Anthony tells us about how writing for late night wasn't what he expected, roasting Trump, and Christina and Tom compete to see which of their favorite clips make Anthony laugh: TikTok or Horrible Or Hilarious?
|Aug 21, 2019|
512-Alyssa Milano-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A new battle HEATS up as temperature gate comes to the Studio Jeans thermostat. Perhaps things can be settled in a round of "TIK FOR TOK?" 30 Seconds To Mars has entered into "Intro Wars" Plus YMH has discovered a lane of cooking that is right up our ally and another original prank call gem from the great Fart Simpson.
Alyssa Milano arrives at studio jeans, but we are one pant leg short. It's just Tom and Alyssa. How much can Tom confess before Christina arrives?? Alyssa talks about her show biz life, her long history of activism and then she gives her opinion on some of our favorite cool guys. Soon, Christina arrives and we get to the bottom of lots more including the hit jam sensation "Teen Steam."
|Aug 14, 2019|
511-Ryan Sickler & Steven Randolph-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Master Of Accents starts the show. Deadass, would you go into a burning Burger King for your change? Maybe, if you're a TikTok. Christina has a whole new batch of TikToks today plus we get an understanding of how hairy Josh Potter is REALLY.
Ryan Sickler is a comedian and writer who hosts a podcast right out of Studio Jeans known as The HoneyDew. Get on our channel where you find this show and make sure you check out all the great episodes. Christina tells us all how she hates helmets. Remember when seat belts were cool? Christina also shows Ryan some choice TikToks and Sickler weighs in on INTRO WARS.
Next up is Steven Randolph. He's a stand-up comic who knows his way around certain "parties." Steven has brought in his own multi-media (which we can show portions of) in order to explain the type of "party" we are discussing here. Every wanted to upset a whole theater of epople? Let Steven show you how! Check out the video Bob Odenkirk inspired!
|Aug 07, 2019|
510-Nicole Byer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Mommy Tina is back but so is the cockroach as Panty Aggregation is discussed. Plus Robert Paul Champagne has started his adventure into youtube and it's glorious. Christina provides perhaps the most special round of TikToks we've seen yet and Tom explains a follow up to the tree trimming video.
|Jul 31, 2019|
509-Solo-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Today it's just the Mommies and there is SO much to cover. First up, Mr. Positive from Pure Organic Dry Cleaning has a message for Mommy Tina. Who's cooler, Big Time Tommy or Mr. Positive? Intro Wars also take a left turn after we thought things were back to normal. Christina's work as a TikTok curator is attracting the eyes of award committees, this batch gets wild. How often do you brown? More than once a week? One member of the YMH staff doesn't even remember the last time. Pull your jeans high and tight and don't you dare call me Battarina.
|Jul 24, 2019|
508-Johnny Pemberton & Geoff Tate-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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Our Jeans are missing a pant leg today, so Josh Potter begins the show with Tom in order to discuss this man who hates Vapes. Plus, more inside info about the documentary that has changed the world - "Home Here Now: Robert Paul Champagne."
Yay! Christina is back! Also in studio jeans is actor and comedian Johnny Pemberton, who you may know from NBC's Superstore or the FOX sitcom Son of Zorn, but you SHOULD know from his past appearances on YMH. Soon you will most definitely know him from his future as America's Premiere Raggae Comedian. Christina shows Johnny some TikToks, Would You Rather is played and reality shows are discussed.
Next it's everybody's favorite Hot Dog and Gatorade comic, Geoff Tate. We get to see lots of COOL videos, play more Would You Rather and hear about a guy who has HIS own jet.
|Jul 17, 2019|
507-DMC-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
As it turns out, the intro petition is gaining steam. Tom also starts the show bringing up his poll in regards to the future of "The Fart Mic." Thankfully Big Red is here to break up the tension. Your Mom's House continues to hear success stories about those inspired to start selling panties and feet pictures on the internet. Plus, more TikToks and an update on a recent appearance from Theo Von.
The legendary DMC is now inside of Studio Jeans!! Tom and Christina realize immediately that he is not only one of the most famous people to have been on the couch, but one of the nicest. DMC tells us how he grew up worshiping Superheroes and how they inspired his music. We hear about how he met all the other legends he's worked with over the years including a hilarious story about Aerosmith. Pull them high and pull them tight, Mommy.
|Jul 10, 2019|
506-Amanda Cerny & Steve Byrne-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
ATTN: We here at YMH Studios would like to apologize on behalf of the entire production team for the error in the Intros length. We will strive henceforth to be diligent in providing what is required in terms of Intro expectations. We appreciate your patience as we look to rectify this situation going forward.
A lively debate about who the "fan champ" is starts off the show before we do another dive into Christina's TikTok feed. What is everyone's "sneeze limit?" Christina also continues her evolution as she has recently discovered pop music. Plus, Tom discusses his recent stance on Comedy Club pay for openers in 2019.
Amanda Cerny has had a whirlwind last few years. The Mommies get the skinny on Hef and the Playboy Mansion, show Amanda some TikTok studs and try to get Amanda to join the ever-growing "Second Hand Panty" industry with them. She's the best and we hope you like her as much as we liked terrifying her!
Next, we have on Steve Byrne who has created an incredible documentary called "Simply Amazing" all about The Amazing Jonathan. You can watch it on youtube right now on the All Things Comedy YouTube channel! Steve talks about how The Amazing Jonathan came into his life, his time making Sullivan and Son and we see if he finds certain videos "Horrible or Hilarious."
|Jul 03, 2019|
505-Theo Von-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else." The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's future. Bah-bah-bap-bah-dahhh we're lovin' it again. Have you ever seen video's of protesters locking themselves to things? Plus another round of TikToks and OJ joins twitter.
Josh Potter has returned from his trip to visit Robert Paul Champagne, he gives us a tease of what to look forward to. Plus The Mommies reveal a trailer from the coming footage of the trip.
Theo Von is inside Studio Jeans via INVITE. Theo is a funny comic who can be seen and heard on his podcasts The King and The Sting and This Past Weekend. Topics discussed include Theo's hair, growing up in the south and not watching porn. That's it. There was nothing else discussed.
|Jun 26, 2019|
504-TigerBelly-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Your wish is the Mommies' command! Praise be the longer Intro! Miracles are abound today as we see how a man has overcome a very bad injury and what he intends to do with his new lease on life. Christina is worried about the poison in Tom's brain that he gets from watching murder shows, but the whole world is worried about Christina's brain because of TikTok. We see her latest discoveries. "Yo, that's a beautiful rainbow, doe" Tom is feeling the inspiration from the day and decides to embark on a new business venture in the "Panty" industry. Who better to call than The Fart Mistress herself, Charo!
The Mommy Dome fills to the brim as Bobby Lee and Khalyla from the podcast TIGERBELLY enter! Things get off to a wild start as Bobby's feet are brought up sexually. We find out what TV show they have sex to. A Fakening strikes too close to home for Bobby Lee. The Mommies get an education on sushi shaming and it all rounds out with some wild brown stories.
|Jun 19, 2019|
503-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hello Mommies, her name is Battarina but don't you dare call her that! Christina starts this ep with showing us what TikTok's algorithm thinks she likes. And these are some of the COOLEST group of people you have ever seen! There's also a new show on TLC called "Too Fat to Transition" that Tom and Christina absolutely LOVE. The Charo Fart has touched so many lives and there is new merch to commemorate it available in the merch store! Tom and Christina give Charo a call to see how she feels about this great moment being commemorated. The impact of Charo's fart has been felt around the word and we want her to see it! Also, Tom and Christina have upped their coffee station game and remind everyone which coffee is supreme, plus one elderly woman goes for an extreme helicopter ride.
Next, Josh Potter joins to discuss his pending trip to the Big Apple to see Robert Paul Champagne. Plus we get to see some entries in the "Make Josh Come" contest. You wouldn't believe how genuinely great these submissions are. We're all really excited for him.
Finally, we have a Theo update you might not like.
|Jun 12, 2019|
502-Jim Gaffigan & Andrew Collin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Get ready for another high and tight episode mommies! We start off the show with a classic cool girl we know everyone will love. We then get into Christina P's Tik Tok profile and why the sites algorithm keeps giving her the coolest people on the internet! We then check to see who at YMH has the lowest Uber rating. What's yours??? A neat video for Christina, and couple SOLID entries for #HorribleOrHilarious .
We then welcome our first guest, Jim Gaffigan! He tells us about growing up Catholic, starting comedy and finding his "style" and having FIVE kids! We ask him about the time a bunch of horse enthusiasts got mad at his horse jokes, and we run him through one of our favorite videos! #4strokegang
Then, we have on comedian Andrew Collin, who actually went to high school with Tom and played football with him! He tells us about getting connected with Nikki Glaser, partying in South Beach with Lil' Jon, contributing to the mortgage crisis, hitch hiking, and much much more!
|Jun 05, 2019|
501-Adam Ray & Maz Jobrani-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hey, Mommy! We have a high and tight episode for you today! We start off the show with a trailer for a new TLC show that Tom and Christina instantly fall in love with, "sMothered," which leads to one of Christina's most foul "Would You Rathers." We also get into PROOF that Tom Segura pre-dates any of those Tinder instagram accounts that are trying to steal his joke from 2014! Then Christina and Tom reveal a fantasy they have about their son's swim teacher, and Christina reveals a new scandal: Dental Floss Gate! What other things does she do wrong as a 40-year-old?
Then Adam Ray joins the Mommy-Dome to talk about his new comedy album "Read The Room," long distance relationships, Game of Thrones, John Travolta, taking care of business on buses and planes, and an interesting video of a cool guy shoving somethin in a cool place.
And straight out of Vestvood, we have Maz Jobrani joining the mommies as well! We talk EVERYTHING Persian: from LA Persian culture, to representation in the media, to Shahs of Sunset, we cover it all! We even uncover a YMH exclusive the Maz actually dated Mercedes Javid for a COUPLE years!!! Chips in a bowl! We also get Maz's take on some of Christina's psycho tendencies! All this and more on episode 501 of YMH!
|May 29, 2019|
500-Brendon Urie-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It’s the big 500, Mommies!!! And we're pulling our jeans up so high and making them so tight, your insides will explode. We start things out with Big Time Tommy! Take it ease! Have you seen John Travolta’s Instagram?? Christina is obsessed with certain TikTok videos because she's a #CoolMom. Plus, a very exciting Episode 500 treat, an appearance from Top Dog and Charo that you do NOT want to miss! It's TMZ-worthy!
Our guest for episode 500 is long time Mommy and lead singer of the band Panic! At The Disco, it's Brendon Urie! He is just as excited to be in Studio Jeans as we are to have him! We learn how Brendon became a Mommy, some of his favorite YMH moments, we look at some new instant classics with Brendon and we also get to hear him give YMH the Panic! At The Disco treatment! Episode 500 is higher and tighter than everything that’s come before it. Try it out! Right now right now right now!
|May 22, 2019|
499-Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Saddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special people on there for sure. Many listeners/viewers have chimed in about Christina's weird lack of drying off and we also have a new Fart Simpson call! Plus, farts, John Travolta and a scandal regarding one of Tom's trademarked phrases!
Next, joining us in studio is the duo behind the H3H3 Productions, Ethan and Hila Klein! They talk about their H3 baby that's due any moment and all the pregnancy weight gained by the husbands. Mommy Tina's love for BBC leads to a discussion about racism in pornography and would you rather be blind or have a micropeener? Ball Hogs, plastic surgery and H3's "Instagram vs Reality" controversy all get discussed, plus SO much more!
|May 15, 2019|
498-Sera Gamble & Heath Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
HELLO, MOMMIES! We're still reeling from all of the Robert Paul Champagne memes and content you've made for us. It's been overwhelming in all the best ways. Tom and Christina review some of the reaction to RPC coming on the show the last two weeks. Have you ever had a fart bully in your life? Is Emma Stone hot enough to be cast as Ryan Gosling's love interest? The Mommies debate.
|May 08, 2019|
497-Dane Cook & Ryan Stout-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the Cockroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champagne on the Podcast he has been live streaming quite a bit. We review some of his recent posts and then give him another call. That's right, Robert Paul Champagne is BACK!
Also, the legendary Dane Cook is on the couch ready to "Try It Out." Dane and the Mommies reminisce about old times at Dublin's in Hollywood and Dane goes through the roller coaster that he experienced while reaching heights of fame few ever get to know. He goes in depth about his brother stealing from him and his reasoning for improvising his special that was taped in Madison Square Garden "Rough Around The Edges." Also, Dane experiences a member of "The Cool Girl Club" and "Horrible or Hilarious."
Next in the Mommydome is comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan can't smell anything, he literally has no sense of smell. The Mommies ask Ryan all the important questions involved with not being able to smell a fart or otherwise. Ryan brings up the "Maplethorpe Exhibit" and if you know what that is, you know what that is... Plus Mommy Tina thinks airpods looks like something coming out of your ears. Do you know what she thinks it looks like???
Don't forget to get Ryan's new album, Man in the Suit.
NOTE: Every guest of YOUR MOM'S HOUSE Podcast is INVITATION ONLY. No guest is welcome with out a formal invitation from The Mommies. Dane Cook, Ryan Stout and Robert Paul Champagne have all been certified, invited guests. Thank you.
|May 01, 2019|
496-Scott Thompson & Try It Out Guy - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Following Passover and Easter, The Mommies bring us the MOST holy day ever... Today we speak to the "Try It Out" guy, Robert! But before that we learn about Tom and Christina's first date when the Mommies ponder what dating would be like now. There is a Men's Hugging Group, which seems to be strictly social by nature!! Who on the YMH staff has the longest body hair?? We find out and award Zim with a Perfect Package from MANSCAPED.
FINALLY.... ITS HAPPENING. The "Try It Out" guy is on the phone with Tom and Christina! We learn the answers to all of the questions we've always been wondering about and then some. We're home here now!
Last, but certainly not least, from KIDS IN THE HALL it's Scott Thompson! Tom has had some of his dream guests on and now it's Christina's turn to fan-girl! Scott tells the mommies how he has PTSD from the AIDS epidemic in the 80's and discusses all the nitty gritty involved in his world at that time. Scott opens our eyes to a side of gay culture that we rarely think about. We also hear about Scott's K.I.T.H character Buddy Cole as well as another of Christina's favorites, and his future.
This episode was hardcore fun and we know you mommies will love it just as much as we did!
|Apr 24, 2019|
495-Rhett & Link-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hi Mom, Hi Mommy. Want to see a REAL psycho? This woman is popping off so much, she is reminding Christina of her mother, back when she would pop off. There have been MONUMENTAL "Try It Out" revelations. Tom and Bart Chrysler went on the "Truth or Dab" spin-off of Sean Evans' HOT ONES. Tom and Christina enjoyed another night at The Staples Center to see Los Lakers, but was there enough B.B.C to please the main Mommy?
Studio Jeans is packed up tight today and the Mommy Couch is filled to the brim with some handsome men, RHETT AND LINK! Rhett and Link don't even remember how many projects they have but they are all over youtube and the podcast world. The Mommies find out how similar THEIR podcast partnership is with Rhett and Link's. Will their probing question drive a wedge between them?? The fellas share stories of dead cows, their humble beginnings, and bugs. Plus, we find out where they stand on being "Ride Or Die" with each other. AND a nice round of "Horrible or Hilarious!" All this and more on YMH ep. 495!
|Apr 17, 2019|
494-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride.
No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey.
Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic.
|Apr 10, 2019|
493-Kevin Christy & George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
It's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in her telemarketing days.
The main mommies went on an overnight trip that flared the TEMPERATURE WARS once again. Also, is TOMMY BAHAMA, the uniform of the DAD? And Tommy did a stand up set in Espanol.
Next, the hilarious Kevin Christy jumps in and immediately gets into how appalling it is to sing out of context. The fact that nearly everyone hates their own bodies is revisited with Kevin AND have you ever tried to make a dancer sad?
Finally, comedian George Perez is in the mommy dome and it is epic. Todd and Christine ask George EVERYTHING they've ever wanted to know about being in a gang and being in prison. You're gonna want solitary confinement after this one, Jean!
|Apr 03, 2019|
492-Sean Evans-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
One of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans.
By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs in the hot seat, eating progressively hotter wings while answering questions from the best host in the game, our guest, Sean.
This one will go into the vaults as a fan favorite. There's love in the air, there's tons of water and the denim is thick here.
|Mar 27, 2019|
491-Jeff Ross-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that.
Jeff is open and honest and slings that roast joke advice for all you lookin to toast someone.
PLUS, Josh Potter jumps in the seat and updates us on his attempt to, you know, finish.
|Mar 20, 2019|
490-Wheeler Walker Jr. Too Short & Kevin Blatt-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who support them. R. Kelly being exhibit A.
THEN, one of our all time faves - Wheeler Walker Jr. returns. He's married with a baby now, but will forever be the poon king to us. His voice is angelic but it's the way Ol' Wheeler doesn't hold back on anything that really wins over our hearts.
NEXT, legendary Oakland rapper Too $hort is in the building with his Blow The Whistle co-host Kevin Blatt. Tommy nerds out on how Get In Where You Fit In was his high school theme music and how embarrassed he was to find out he quoted it incorrectly in his last special, Disgraceful.
Blatt fills us in on the world of sex tapes - how to sell them and more importantly - how to make them go away.
Epic episode, Jean.
|Mar 13, 2019|
489-Jake Weisman, Matt Ingebretson & Brendan Schaub
We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central's Corporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman are hilarious dudes who fit right in and amazingly, Jake suffers from the same problem that Josh Potter has - trouble finishing the sex.
Can Jake coach Josh into creaming on command?
Big Brown Brendan Schaub stops by. As always, hilarious and on POINT. He brings that BDE and the whole studio comes alive.
Pull em up and leave em there!
|Mar 06, 2019|
488-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking).
Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime.
Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX.
|Feb 27, 2019|
487-Greg Fitzsimmons & Kyle Kinane - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it!
We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES crime shows. Who's the big psycho now?
Dirty John is the truth and CP is obsessed.
AND Jussie Smollett appears to be in some real trouble - we get into it.
PLUS the great Greg Fitzsimmons joins us and as always is absolutely hilarious.
AND Kyle Kinane is in the building - a long overdue get down with one of comedy's finest. He is really amazed by the McDonald's debacle.
|Feb 20, 2019|
486-Danny Brown-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome?
Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over your ears and let this one remind you why you swore to the denim gods to begin with.
AND, we found a guy that is SO COOL he actually breaks the mold of the Cool Guy Club and we think he has formed a new club?
Just wait til you hear what this Nick fella has to say.
|Feb 13, 2019|
485-Big Daddy Kane-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio.
We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about coming up in the rap game, writing hit songs and did something actually happen with Madonna?!?
This is an epic episode that will forever live in Tommy's heart. From our jeans to yours, let out your best, SUP KANE.
|Feb 06, 2019|
484-Yoshi & Redban - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it.
Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was Uncle Terry faking it? Here's a test.
All time favorite derelict Yoshi is back! He talks about more medical experimenting, prostitutes and uses his astute ear to guess which porn performer is screaming into his headphones. Be sure to listen to The Last Days of August available now on audible.
AND our original OG son, Redban stops by and we catch up on his ridiculous life. He's our big boy now and he also tells us probably the most disgusting story of all time, which is really saying something on this podcast. Also, Redban would go gay for about $500K. Not a bad deal.
|Jan 31, 2019|
483-Neal Brennan & Pete Holmes - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here.
PLUS, what is really up with our Uncle Terry? Is he shameless or liberated? We discuss.
AND did Tommy ruin a romantic shower with Tina by letting his raisin cake open up? Find out.
We also have Neal Brennan, who is featured on Comedians Of The World, which just came out on Netflix. He also released 3 Mics, a Netflix original you should definitely watch.
AND Pete Holmes who stars in HBO's Crashing stops by and gets deep in only ways Pete can. He isn't that tall, but he is very bright and made us have all the feels in our time together.
Watch CRASHING Sunday's at 10pm on HBO.
|Jan 23, 2019|
482-Liza Treyger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one.
PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new set. Will our corporate sponsor help explain the choices we made? We hope so.
AND The Cool Guy Club keeps growing. What's that? Well, we just happen to luck out and have a lot of cool guys appear on our show. This week might have the coolest guy of all. He's a toy reviewer!
AND the very funny Liza Treyger joins us in studio to talk about her love life, her fascination with porn and a lot more.
We're lovin it!
|Jan 16, 2019|
481-Dr. Drew, Ryan Sickler, Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows.
It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight.
When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea.
PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in.
AND, they are joined by Dr. Drew to discuss his new podcast, Dr. Drew After Dark where he examines clips from YMH and how Tom and Tina reacted to them. Plus Drew will talk to a comedian and explore what's going on under the hood with them.
AND Ryan Sickler steps in for a hilarious conversation and to talk about his new podcast, The Honeydew. Sickler will have rotating guest hosts, and guests to discuss low points in their lives and how they found their way up and out of them.
All the podcasts will be available on their own RSS feeds for download or on YMH Youtube channel. Pull em up!
Finally Andrew Santino stops in and once again kills it in the guest chair. His new show, Whiskey Ginger
|Jan 09, 2019|
480-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim.
Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the "old" home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot, Studio Jeans.
Christina and Tom recall all the studio they've done the show in and explore a very nice young man who is looking for a nice thin virgin to accompany him to pain clinics.
Plus, we have the FX producer from Tip Toes on the phone AND Josh Potter is back to not talk about serial killers, but instead, sex toys - much more fun, we promise!
Happy New Year, go get it, Jean!
|Jan 02, 2019|
479-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
She's back, comedian, radio-host and jitterbug dancer, Nikki Glaser is in the building for an instant classic. We review some of the cool, neat, raw men with Nikki since she's single and we think most of these guys are too.
Plus Fart Simpson can retire now. His most epic prank call ever had us laughing so hard we played it 3 times!
|Dec 19, 2018|
478-Adam Ray-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, "No, thank you" to the Academy and comedians around the world are forever grateful.
Plus we have the good stuff. An amazing YMH EXCLUSIVE! It turns out that Julia kept an extra video from Joe and she's held on to it all this time until now. We have that video! Get that vomit bag ready for another winner from Joe.
Comedian/actor Adam "The Voice" Ray joins us in studio and he is a natural fit. Check out his podcast About Last Night that he does with another YMH alum, Brad Williams.
We also have some video special affects that you'll have to check out the Youtube page to truly appreciate.
|Dec 12, 2018|
477-Kyle Dunnigan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages!
AND the great and hilarious KYLE DUNNIGAN joins us in studio to discuss his amazing instagram videos, his chaotic dating life, a faster path to SMASHING and how much $ it would take to spend the night with a lady nobody finds attractive.
|Dec 05, 2018|
476-Fahim Anwar-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Darts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together.
We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible or Hilarious is sure to make you HOWL!
The "Julia" submissions keep making us laugh and you give us some great advice on Tom's scrum problem (Christina's mouth problem).
AND the great Fahim Anwar sits with us to discuss his new sketch special GOAT FACE, which can be seen on Comedy Central as this audio drops!
Go get it!
|Nov 28, 2018|
475-Ryan Sickler & Sean Anders - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood.
We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and currently #1 on iTunes. It's definitely worth your time - go ahead and check that one out, playa!
AND, Sean Anders the writer-director of INSTANT FAMILY stops by for a long conversation. It's real and neat and raw.
This is one of our faves in a long time, JULIA. Mmwaahh!
|Nov 21, 2018|
474-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms.
We wanted to try and get a quick episode in before we evacuate. We were able to have some laughs and just be super silly which was probably more for us than ever before.
These fires are freaky and deadly and we're just happy we had a moment to get our family together before taking off.
Thanks for all you thoughts, Jean.
|Nov 14, 2018|
473-Tom Green-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's.
We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to his pranks, how his life changed and what he's up to today.
PLUS, more ridiculous clips that you send in and a whole lot more.
|Nov 07, 2018|
472-Whitney Cummings-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean.
Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email questions and two remarkable lady guests.
First, the great Whitney Cummings is a great, hilarious hang. We get into it with her in all the best ways.
AND Kate Chastain from Bravo TV's hit show, Below Deck joins us to discuss all things Yachty. Get ready to fantasize with us.
|Oct 31, 2018|
471-Annie Lederman-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way.
Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who also has what appears to be a most disloyal wife!
Plus what makes you feel better than really cheap people who express how cheap they are on a reality show. Listen and you'll see what we mean.
And the very funny and open Annie Lederman joins us in studio. She shares incredible and sometimes enraging stories about her upbringing and she's hilarious.
Almost forgot we found a gem of a Rosie O'Donnell movie that we can't wait to watch. We have a sneak peek!
|Oct 24, 2018|
470-Chad Daniels-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P and Tom Segura
Comedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask the women of Asia, where Chad smashed for a week straight a few years back when he was filming I Need You To Kill, the documentary he appeared in with Tom and Pete Lee.
This week we feature more deeply troubled people. Are they high? Not sure. Are they mentally stable? Doesn't appear so. Plus you the listener writes in about bum kisses, ball tugs, grandma's too old for the toilet and so much more.
More psycho test questions too - wish Jada Pinkett would take it!
|Oct 17, 2018|
469-Felipe Esparza-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic.
We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn't feel more connected to the barista that (apparently) told her to get off her phone. This is a rare feat for us since normally Tommy is plotting barista harm. Don't worry, later we find a customer who is Tommy's soul mate - for all the wrong reasons.
PLUS, the great Josh Potter joins us in studio to share some of the strangest and most offensive adult entertainment he could find and it's as hilarious as it is disturbing.
AND we have Felipe Esparza join us for a quality talk about comedy, life, drugs and a lot more. He's so hilarious and we already want him back.
Check him, fools.
|Oct 10, 2018|
468-Finesse Mitchell-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are.
It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH.
More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too!
Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19.
|Oct 03, 2018|
467-H3 Ethan & Hila Klein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man?
Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh.
Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us.
They are delightful, hilarious and sweet to no end. Learn how these two Ted's fell in love, rose to fame on YouTube and more.
Try it out!
|Sep 26, 2018|
466-Andrew Santino-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT!
So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle.
Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No.
An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt.
AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joins us and we can say without question he is a hall of fame guest.
Pull your jeans up, but don't touch your peepee.
|Sep 19, 2018|
465-Doug Mellard-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something!
Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge.
The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious.
We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more.
Pull em up!
|Sep 12, 2018|
464-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A lot of ladies out there want to eat the booty, what about you?
Charles Schwab's daughter Brenda transitioned into a massive man, Brendan Schaub. We speak to him about his amazing life (and how much he looks like a man now).
Plus we ALL laugh at a man who was electrocuted on live TV. Does he live? You'll have to listen to find out.
The FGTRTD saga continues, we read your emails, play an AMAZING new prank call featuring Top Dog AND does President Obama listen to YMH?!?!
|Sep 05, 2018|
463-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The jeans are back and ready to pull them up!
There's nothing like a fart prank on a dad. Dad's definitely have the best, angry reactions.
PLUS, the gay porn writer/actor/directors that brought us the "my daddy taught me" classic lines are back with another and it's even better!
Speaking of farts, famed fired security guard, Paul Flart joins us for a quick chat AND Tina gets super uncomfortable with the "I'll make ya cum guy" and his new message.
Your mothers also discuss Louis CK's "comeback," a horrific public phone call a grandmother took, sucking feet in public and more!
|Aug 29, 2018|
462-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Beep! Beep! Beep! No, there isn't a dump truck backing down the street, Bert Kreischer AKA Burnt Chrysler is back and his body makes that same noise whenever he takes a step.
We are celebrating this enormous man's great, new hilarious Netflix special SECRET TIME which is available worldwide AUGUST 24.
We discuss it all with Bert and have some laughs that are too good to describe. This one is an instant denim classic.
Special thanks to Tony Celano and Eric Freedman for the amazing animation and Jake Glazier for the perfect voice overs.
|Aug 22, 2018|
461-Brad Williams-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Nothing quite like a real dad losing his mind over a mediocre joke. You should know if you listen to this show that Tommy was raised by a hardcore dad boner who can barely finish a sentence if he's struck by his own "hilarious" thought. We may have found some competition for Top Dog this week.
PLUS, if you are a lady or a ZER do you want a man/zim to treat you like the perfect little princess that you are? Gross. And why do all those girls talk like that, Britttany?!?
We are joined in studio by the great Brad Williams a hilarious comic and friend of ours. We break down some hooker sales pitches, guess what FGT RTD means, read your emails and hear Brad's great stories about the lamest stuff he hears from people about being a little person.
This one is a certified denim classic!
|Aug 15, 2018|
460-Matt Braunger-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Done with white people? This guy is too. Not the brightest guy, but he's white so what can you expect?
Plus grief is real. The best way to process it is to dance and record it and share it with the world. Please share your grief dances with us!
Loud cell phone talkers - please stop or get shot (something we're working on).
The great Matt Braunger returns to the show with a lot of hilarious insight. Check out Matt's new podcast, Advice From a Dip S**t with Matt Braunger.
|Aug 08, 2018|
459-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This episode was delayed due to Tom's demanding movie star lifestyle, but don't worry, it's HOME HERE NOW.
Christina had a THEYBY. She and Tom go over the huge upside of raising their child in a gender neutral world.
There's also a new cool guy who is just putting out to the world that he would like some sex and he chooses the most unflattering of camera angles to rope you in.
AND Charo and Top Dog are on the show discussing everything from M**ijuana to Charo's amazing farts and so much more.
PLUS, your emails cover ANNOUNCING you have a big dong before you should it to a lover and whether or not your mommies fight before or during the show.
|Aug 01, 2018|
458-Nikki Glaser-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is one really loaded. Upon playback, it hit us. Could this episode be TOO good? Yes, but you deserve it just for hanging with us.
This week we discuss a rapper who likes women who are almost not women - could he like men? Sure seems like it.
We get on the phone with Daddy Long Neck who tells us the full story of his neck, his voice and a potential fight with Crazy Locs (probably not a good idea).
Charo and Tom join us on a call to discuss the new Sicario movie among other things.
THEN due to CP's pregnancy and the recording schedule we had to keep things going, we have a DENTAL UPDATE with Charo and Tom IN STUDIO.
As if that isn't enough, the great and hilarious Nikki Glaser joins us in studio to discuss her blossoming radio career - she hosts You Up? on Sirius, she continues to travel the country performing stand up and she recently taped the CC Roast of Bruce Willis, where she no doubt burned him badly.
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|Jul 25, 2018|
457-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Jeans are probably cuddling a new baby (non-gender specific) as you listen to this. Please know that God watches you when you watch porn and you'll probably have to answer to him.
Also, do you think we should get fart mics for the studio we might be moving to?
Pull up your jeans and listen what will be an all time classic.
|Jul 18, 2018|
456-Ari Shaffir-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Ari Shaffir AKA Airy Shaeffer returns to the motherland. It's always a treat when the most uncompromising podcaster and comic on earth decides to stop in. As usual, Ari doesn't hold back on anything. He's even transitioning (into a European comic).
This one is full of laughs and HO-LEE S**T moments.
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|Jul 11, 2018|
455-Kevin Nealon-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Kevin Nealon is in studio with absolutely amazing stories about his rise in the comedy world.
From his days working the bar at The Improv to Carson and SNL, you will not want this one to end.
Kevin is a natural fit with your mothers. Pull your jeans up for a real treat, meow.
|Jul 04, 2018|
454-Moshe Kasher & Natasha Leggero-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's a double date! Moshe and Natasha join us to discuss the Honeymoon Stand Up Special on Netflix and the mind-blowing reality of their fart situation.
Plus, we learn a lot about Jews and how loud screams from people in pain are indeed FUNNY.
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|Jun 27, 2018|
453-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A new shirtless guy with an absolutely terrifying message for you!
AND, why does self imposed harm that results in a horrendous scream not elicit joy from Tommy?
Are the Water Battles of your moms in the news?
We have a prank call using the Try it Out guy and it just might be our favorite thing ever.
AND there is a great possibility that the White House just released the funniest/scariest video of all time.
Let us know what you think.
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|Jun 20, 2018|
452-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jean and Jean are together with no one else home on this one.
We FINALLY found him - a super creepy guy that is beyond menacing and get this, he's wearing a shirt. It's a first here at YMH.
Plus, the ladies are letting us know that they don't always have a man telling them to write in or say outrageous stuff to us - they do it themselves!
AND did Dr Drew call Tom "Bert?"
We have dental updates and more!
|Jun 13, 2018|
451-Chris D'Elia-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Daddy is finally here with mommies.
Chris D'Elia joins us for pretty much non stop laughs. We already want him back.
Plus, some lady says she really wants The D badly and can't find someone to give it to her. Can she be trusted?
AND is it possible we found a less impressive, more infuriating musical "skill" than scatting? YES.
This is an instant classic. Pull your jeans up.
|Jun 06, 2018|
450-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You wanted it, we wanted it and now all of our wishes have come true. The magnificent Dr. Drew Pinksy is back in studio evaluating our clips and us as only he can do.
Will he agree that the lung infection singer has lung issues? Does he think the sissy of Freemont comes from a traumatic background? Will scat sex get you physically ill? And most importantly, is Dr. Drew going to join the 4 Stroke Gang?
All the answers you want are here!
|May 30, 2018|
Sam Tripoli-449-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Need your sack shaved? There's a really nice guy who is willing to do it. He's pretty naked if you don't count the leather straps. Don't be weird about it - a LOT of straight guys get it done too.
Plus, when you have to make a brown and the store you're in won't let you go, there's only one thing to do - yes, that is correct.
Sam Tripoli joins us and so did so many talented FEMALE listeners who are just dying to TRY IT OUT!
|May 23, 2018|
448-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This one is just Jean and Jean.
We find yet another man who is putting it out there for the world wide web with a plea that is sure to touch a woman's heart.
We find a man who represents the Dark Siiiiiide and you may not be ready for it.
Plus, is Hummus good to eat before a massage?
How many days is too many without a shower? AND - we may have uncovered the secret to what the Try It Out guy is saying!
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|May 16, 2018|
447-Sarah Tiana-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Poop Pile is REAL. The question is, do you believe? Some people don't want the truth and some people are building their own piles.
The great and wonderful Sarah Tiana joins us to discuss everything from meth to scatting like Kanye to whether or not an old guy saying nasty things is really that offensive.
Sarah is hilarious and insightful as always.
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|May 09, 2018|
446-Bobby Lee & Khalyla- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Tiger Mom Belly's House. It's finally happened. The great Bobby Lee & Khalyla join us for some silly good times and OMG revelations!
We got some meth smoking tips that might just change your life or at least how you spend time with your brother!
Plus we revisit some fun John McAfee clips and a lot more.
Tommy laughs so hard he almost passes out. Jeans Up!
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|May 02, 2018|
445-Wheeler Walker Jr- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you don't know how to eat butt, we have all your bases covered. Basically, we want Tina to finally do this like an adult. We'll see what happens.
Plus we have the most intense prank call ever and it involves Tommy and Bert and Joey and Joe and well, dudes doing stuff exclusively with dudes.
And Wheeler Walker Jr joins us and gives his thoughts on SCATTING and a whole lot more.
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|Apr 25, 2018|
444-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Any ladies out there looking to beat the sissy of Fremont for fun? You have to be white and tatted, but he seems cool if you meet that criteria.
By cool we happen to mean decidedly NOT cool. He does however do his video shirtless, which we've come to realize might mean WATCH OUT - not 100% well man sharing thoughts.
Plus we talk about Andre the Giant's farts and more importantly his best friends beard. What do you think of a chin strap beard?
AND, how many donut holes could you eat in one 12 minute sitting? We feel a competition brewing.
Tommy defends the open defecation accusations and MORE!
Pull em up!
|Apr 18, 2018|
443-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Skibbity Scabbity doo! We love to pretend to be an instrument with our mouths. It obviously takes WAY more skill to scat than to learn to play an instrument. We are MASTERS of the craft and welcome you to learn from us.
Also, God, is he real? Is he a he? Seems unlikely. If you ever wanted proof that religion is likely just comfort food, listen here. We are EXPERTS.
Plus, God doesn't like sausage. (This is, of course, difficult to reconcile with the previous paragraph, but we also have an expert on this so just trust us).
We have all that plus Dental Updates and much more! Pull em up.
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|Apr 11, 2018|
442-Alison Rosen-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Open defecation - we're into it. Unfortunately, it's not that popular in Los Angeles. Let's explore where it's still a thing AKA where people know how to party.
We thank YOU, the listener for sending in your Ball Hog vids and we talk to everyone's 'Best Friend' Alison Rosen about her new book, Tropical Attire Encouraged.
Pull your jeans all the way up for this one, unless you use a wash cloth in the shower (because you are poor).
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|Apr 04, 2018|
441-Tom Rhodes-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
There's a very upset lady in an internet chat room that says a lot of things we can relate to. She's fired up that someone called her the R word and she has a new and exciting version of English to battle back.
PLUS, Age Gap Love is our new obsession. It's a show that follows couples who have way too many years in between them and yes, these people are gross. Old dudes, old ladies, just old, old, old. Yuck! Imagine someone loving your grandparents. Well, that's not the best way of putting it. Imagine dating someone that looks like your grandparents. Done vomiting? We have more.
AND friend of the show, Tom Rhodes is back after too many years away. He's hilarious and full of travel tales and so much more. Pull your international jeans way up!
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|Mar 28, 2018|
440-The Sklar Bros-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you want to go on a date with a nice lady follow the lead of this episodes opening clip - offer a lady money to have a family with you.
Plus, the golden duo of comedy joins us in studio. The Sklar bros also known as the Brothers Sklar put it down. Hilarious guys who are doing a LOT is all you need to know. They are also here to talk about their new documentary, Poop Talk, which as you can imagine, is right up our lane. Did the bros involve Tom and Tina in their new doc? You'll just have to listen.
And we ask all kinds of twin questions and these guys are here for it. Lots and lots of laughs with two great comics.
|Mar 21, 2018|
439-Your Mom’s House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Get your power tools and sex toys ready for a fun, informative episode!
The Jeans are high and tight with this one. We examine DPC's and what REALLY counts. Christina has a recent one that she shares. Do you think it should be verified?
Tommy has high standards for Starbucks. Just like his dad does for McDonald's. Is he turning into Top Dog?
Plus Blueban labels a file that makes the mommies laugh so hard we almost had to stop recording.
|Mar 14, 2018|
438-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We found some adult stars who share some pretty gnarly stories about working in their industry and shooting their "Scenes."
PLUS Tommy gives us the scoop on his "Scenes." Will he shoot DP's? Boy/girl? Boy/Boy/Girl? We get into all the details of his dream coming true.
AND we go further into Love After LockUp. One of the greatest terrible shows of all time.
AND just when we thought a listener prank call couldn't be topped, a new Gold Standard is set in this episode. It's totally AMAZE.
|Mar 07, 2018|
437-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This week Jean and Jean get together to Meow Down. Here's a cool thing we explore today: God + Swinging. It's pretty neat if you're willing to listen while a stranger has sex with you and your spouse. Just try it. Come on!
Plus, we're ALL IN on Love after Lock Up and you should be to. You should also reach out to a felon right now (for a relationship!).
AND, one of your made an amazing call posing as Peyton Lafferty.
This episode is AMAZE!
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|Feb 28, 2018|
436-Johnny Pemberton-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
He's tall, he's (very) young (looking) and he's coming for that title. Johnny Pemberton is in studio and you will find it SO amaze how well he can do and decipher accents.
Semen. We know it's great for your skin. Is it also super nutritious? Try it out!
AND we may have found a new Burp Champ. Turn the volume WAY UP!
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|Feb 21, 2018|
435-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's just Jean and Jean on this one. Your mother and I hang out and have the fun we always have when you're not around.
Put your triple D swingers in a supportive bra, pull you jeans up and enjoy.
|Feb 14, 2018|
434-Marc Maron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The man, the myth, the Maron. One of our all time faves is finally in the building. If you know and love podcasting, especially the kind involving comedians, you know Marc Maron. His wildly successful podcast WTF inspired a television series and hundreds of copycats to do what he has mastered.
He's funny, insightful, charming - look, we love him. So many laughs in this one with Would You Rather's, Fart Logic and so much more.
|Feb 07, 2018|
433-Bill Burr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh my goodness, Jean. We don't really think this episode needs a description. The great Bill Burr joins us and Hen has some amazing, hilarious thoughts, just like you thought he would.
We discuss who is a bigger psycho, Billy or Tommy.
PLUS, will Bill stop gender identifying his child? We hope so.
AND, will Bill laugh at a man getting crushed by a car? We have the footage.
|Jan 31, 2018|
432-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Looks like some Ball Hogs are willing to share their secrets! We are willing to listen!
We found a great new rapper and get this, he's using the name TOP DOG to work on his rhymes. Hope you end up supporting him.
PLUS - the reviews are in! People are loving DISGRACEFUL on Netflix. Everyone. 100% of everyone across the board. Not one negative review. We'll go over a few.
Pull your jeans up.
|Jan 24, 2018|
431-Paul Gilmartin-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Women, it's time to reclaim your place in the world and also it's time to do something gross. Luckily we found someone who was willing to do both.
Also, are YOU a ball hog? Are you sure. Maybe you should Try it Out?
The great Paul Gilmartin of the Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast joins us for some juvenile fun. We read emails, break down clips and basically act like 6th graders with him and we can't wait to do it again.
|Jan 17, 2018|
430-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We like foreigners and we like cursing. When foreigners curse? Magical.
Plus, you have SERIOUS questions about Blind people and their standards, twin girls and their periods and now peeing is brought into the equation - does it affect farts??
Tommy's parents are about to retire. Wait until you hear about Top Dog's newly crushed adventure.
And don't forget to check out DISGRACEFUL - Tom's new 1 hour special. It begins streaming worldwide on NETFLIX January 12.
|Jan 10, 2018|
429-Josh Wolf-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Ya'll know what it is. If you gotta brown you might as well go to where the brown ends up anyway, right? One man already figured that out and is talking to us from a gutter!
Plus, how cool is being a virgin? How cool is it to RECLAIM your virginity? Hold up, we are bundling ourselves in blankets from how cool the previous two questions are.
No more than 2 people should wear white if three people are hanging out together. That is an Australian rule that we explore.
AND hilarious comic, podcaster and all around great guy, Josh Wolf joins us on the podcast today.
Pull your jeans up and enjoy this one.
|Jan 03, 2018|
428-Live From Irvine-Your Mom's House with Christian P and Tom Segura
As we wrap up another year of tightly woven denim we want to give thanks to you, the little mommy. Hope you have a great holiday filled with love and rectal touches.
Here we have the last live show we did at the Irvine Improv a little while back.
Thank you all for being the best fans anyone could ever want.
We would fart in every one of your stockings if we could.
|Dec 27, 2017|
427-Dr. Drew-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
After years of podcasting and hundreds of shows we thought, "How about a little intelligence on this show for a change? How about...a Doctor?"
Luckily for all of us Dr Drew agreed (before knowing what our show is about) to come on and no description can do it justice.
He shared stories about his life and let us know what he thought about the many clips we play on this show.
All we can say is, we wish it never ended.
|Dec 20, 2017|
426-Pauly Shore-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh s**t, bro! The Weasel is in the house. The wiser weasel has some great advice and hilarious stories from his days as an MTV VJ and international movie star.
Plus we get in to whether or not FARTS are assault (they are) and if Tom can sue Tina (He can).
You looking for free rent? Come over to my house and beat me, pee on me. Try it out.
|Dec 13, 2017|
425-J.Elvis Weinstein-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
A few years back Tommy went to Asia (voluntarily, tho under some duress) and did stand up with some great guys: Chad Daniels, Pete Lee and the guest of this episode, J. Elvis Weinstein. The trip was filmed for a documentary that is available NOW. Please check out I NEED YOU TO KILL on itunes, Amazon or wherever you pay to buy and rent movies.
J. Elvis Weinstein is a comedian, writer, director and co-host of his own podcast, Thought Spiral with Andy Kindler.
This episode is full of laughs and love. Get all up in there like it's the night before your 70th birthday.
|Dec 06, 2017|
424-Joey Diaz-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is as good as it gets. Joey Coco Diaz is in the building.
This lovable, fiery felon is sure to make you laugh as you sit by the fire and ask your mom if she will 69 your dad on his 70th birthday.
By the way, a bunch of those came in and they are HILARIOUS.
PLUS we talk CATS, Dad Boners and we read your emails.
Say No More, just listen, JEAN.
|Nov 29, 2017|
423-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Jeans Within! Jeans Within!
Looks like College Football isn't immune to the Jeans within your heart. Nick Saban has the full commentary.
PLUS, we got more tracks for you: Machines and She's Retarded - all different styles that you, the listener submitted.
AND we have a transracial woman, well, she sure sounds like one. What do you think?
Charles Manson is dead! John Daly hates water! and "Do you 69 at 69"??
Get into it, Jeans.
|Nov 22, 2017|
422-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When the mommies prank any media outlet with Mommy lingo we LOVE IT! Get em, jean!
Amazingly, someone else hates Puking as much as Tina and Tina has some advice. Equally as astonishing, Adam Carolla is on the same page as Tina with...showering?!
PLUS, we have She's Retarded remixes, Louie CK talk, profane coaches with kids and MORE!!
|Nov 15, 2017|
421-Martin Riese-Yout Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Water GOD is back in the building. Before we get to more hydrating satisfaction we have some GOOD stuff for you.
And nothing kicks things off like diarrhea. Public diarrhea. Have you ever just, you know, gone. In plain view. I'd like to hear about it.
We have MORE Machines Within and some NEW She's Retarded tracks.
Grab a bottle of mineral water and ENJOY!
|Nov 08, 2017|
420-Lambo Prank-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Yo! Tommy got a Lambo wit the brains blown out! Naw, he didn't. But he made Bert and Ari think he did and that was worth every penny.
We give you the full scoop on that PLUS we find a good potential roommate for you. All you need is a strong sex drive and, well, we should just let him explain. Seems like a nice guy.
We also have the KING farting on his dog. Is this okay? And Steven Seagal isn't just the worst actor he MIGHT be an equally bad person. Lets explore!
|Nov 01, 2017|
419-Greg Fitzsimmons-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The great Greg Fitzsimmons is here! You know his book, his podcast, his radio show and his stand up. He's absolutely one of our favorites and he will be one of yours if you listen to this episode. Lots of crazy, lots of funny, Machines Within and of course a Dental Update.
|Oct 25, 2017|
418-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you want to get really horny and you're having trouble getting there we've got the secret formula for you (okay it involves Benadryl). But we're not telling you how many (unless you listen to the episode).
Plus, Machines Within probably won over your heart last week. This week, it's a chart-toppin banger thanks to the many musically inclined mommy's out there.
And just when you thought Mr. Rub Rub Rub only cared about the fellas, we dig deeper into the SAME interview only to discover he has some sage advice for the ladies as well.
Put in your earbuds and let this one rip. It's simply Jeanstastic!
|Oct 18, 2017|
417-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is one of the most fun Pomcasts we've done in a while and it's just Jean and I.
We do what we do best - make fun of people. From the c*m huggers to the people who struggle to string together a sentence we simply don't hold back.
When a juggalo dreams of writing a new song, well, DJ Dadmouth helps make that dream come true - IN THE MOMENT. Is there a hit on our hands?
Don't forget to watch CP's new special, Mother Inferior only on NETFLIX!
|Oct 11, 2017|
416-Bert Kreischer-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What does 338 pounds of alcohol free fun sound like? Download this podcast to find out. We had to remove a wall on our home so the crane could lift him up and place him in his seat, but we couldn't be happier we did it. Enormous, but fun comedian Burnt Khrysler is in studio for a very real very honest and very funny conversation.
Seriously though, Bert is the best and we love him. This is one of our favorite episodes ever.
|Oct 04, 2017|
415-Tom Papa-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you had 3 foot long nails how could you wipe your bum? Luckily we have a detailed example from a gross person.
The great Tom Papa joins us for some good ol' making fun of people get down.
We have your emails and they are very offensive - thank you for sending them.
PLUS, if you're white and you get a great tan, are you now black? One completely insane person thinks so.
Pull those jeans up!
|Sep 27, 2017|
414-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you go on a run and you gotta make a brown is that really such a bad thing? One lady in Colorado Springs might do in on your lawn in front of your family! NEATO!
Tommy shot a special in Denver over the weekend. We recap the festivities for you PLUS now Tina is the one with sick jeans.
Dad boner with a snow blower? Yes.
We have great emails from you and more.
|Sep 20, 2017|
413-Brendan Schaub-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When you make a Big Brown do you flush it down? Here at YMH we show it proudly. Our Big Brown can even talk - it's wild.
We have stinky Vajees and how to detect them, we have surprise Big D's and obvious ones too - Hello, Takeo Spikes!
All around good fun with our bud, Brendan Schaub.
Plus a DENTAL UPDATE and a whole lot more.
|Sep 13, 2017|
412-LIVE From West Palm Beacb-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
This is how it's done. The South Florida mom's came out in full force and we had the best time.
We hope you enjoy this live episode that featured Fill Her Ups, Would You Rather's and so much more.
Make sure you put on sunblock under your jeans before you listen to this one, Jean. It was after all recorded in Breast Balls Beach, Florida.
|Sep 06, 2017|
411-Matt Fulchiron-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Uh oh, it's time to get your act together. Your baby's father, The Concierge, is in the building. If you don't know, now you do. Matt Fulchiron AKA The Full Charge is back and in top form.
We break it down. Everything.
How embarrassed would you be if you made poo in someone's bed? We found someone that doesn't seem that mad.
Are all women Ho's in the context that this man explains?
is digital Black Face a thing? I don't know, but we sure are probably guilty. Also, it's not a thing.
Sit back, relax and let this one flow.
|Aug 30, 2017|
410-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
If you're ever attacked you should consider biting your attacker below the waist! But only after you seduce him into thinking you're into him sexually. We recommend an hour or more to really trick them!
Plus, Why are some farts hot? Why do those smell more?
AND are you willing to wait in line to eat somewhere good? No thanks, Jean.
When you visit Singapore keep an eye out for an older, gay, how you say, Gentleman. He knows what he wants and it's a lot.
Put pee in your butt because we just found out it could solve this country's problems.
|Aug 23, 2017|
409-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if you wipe yourself with toilet water to save paper but you flush a bunch so you're actually wasting water? Can you really say you care about the environment? Not sure, but you're definitely probably vegan.
Plus, when blind people dream do they "see" what we do? Only twins with different sized penis can help us answer these important questions.
We get the stories the OTHER podcasts choose to ignore. F*** you in your a**? We'll be right there.
|Aug 16, 2017|
408-Ms. Pat-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
What if it's only smells, but also it turns you on? Is that okay?
What kind of smells get your engine going? Ladies, we're talking to you.
PLUS, when Dad Boners are into animals and by animals we mean bees, it's borderline disturbing.
AND the great Ms. Pat is back for amazing, honest and absolutely hilarious conversation. Her new book, RABBIT: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MS PAT goes on sale August 22nd. Be sure to pick up a copy of this incredible book.
|Aug 09, 2017|
407-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We want you guys to orgasm all the time, even when you hug someone or shake their hand or just stand up. That's our mission and we hope this episode guides you to the forbidden place where we live.
We have some great listener emails this episode PLUS a dad boner that gives Canadian highway dad a run for his money.
And a white girl that uses BIG WORDS prompts a debate - Do you ever accept white people doing that?
Wait til you hear Kim Ahn and Mr. Rub Rub Rub together.
|Aug 02, 2017|
406-Yoshi-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Thank God for feminists like Roman who are out there every day fighting the good fight. He's out in the streets encouraging women to fart in his face. If it weren't for guys like him, would ladies even know they could fart???
Plus, TOP DOG gets on a call to go over a recent "ACCIDENT."
Did you knoe R Kelly actually wanted to marry his mom?
AND the great YOSHI joins once again for more of his hilarious travel tales.
|Jul 26, 2017|
405-Brent Weinbach-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Some women associate giving birth with PAIN. Are they dumb? Maybe they just haven't been taught yet. They SHOULD be having orgasms. That's what childbirth is all about.
PLUS, could Tommy's REAL mom be the fart mistress we've all wanted?
AND special guest Brent Weinbach joins us.
You wanna talk some s**t?
|Jul 19, 2017|
404-Sam Tripoli-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When Tommy boy arrived in Los Angeles with hope in his eyes, it was Sam Tripoli who made Tom sit on the casting couch and earn his stage time thru butt spreads and oral favors. Kidding! That's a dream (for both guys).
Sam Tripoli is a tornado on stage and off. Check out his new double album, The Diabolical and his numerous podcasts, including Punch Drunk and his new conspiracy theory podcast, Tin Foil Hat.
We go hard on this one and big laughs are had the whole way around.
|Jul 12, 2017|
403-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We have found a secret that even Wikileaks couldn't get. There is a man who may or may not be Ryan Sickler that gave a chocolate kiss to Hillary Clinton and we have the DETAILS!
You are NOT ready.
PLUS, would any of you like to come over for moose soup later? What if we smoked two packs a day and slept with the whole village? Okay, see you at 7!
Two hot new joints make this episode the kind you just want to put on some new jeans and rock out to.
|Jul 05, 2017|
402-Wheeler Walker Jr-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
You have to be careful with a penis when it's really big cause you might end up dead! This South Florida man is really in a tough place (murder charge) because of it.
Plus how many people/hours does it take for Johnny Depp to get ready? Let's take a guess!
AND special guest Wheeler Walker Jr. joins us and blows us away with his amazing voice and beautiful voice. Ol' Wheeler has got some pipes on him.
|Jun 28, 2017|
401-Ari Shaffir--Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
When a longshoreman doesn't feel like talking, you better get to walking or you're gonna get trespassing. That's just the way it goes.
Plus, your feedback is boring in for Christina's Fart Mistress Shed. Will she go thru with it?
AND we have a new awful work song. It's really quite depressing. Hope you enjoy it!
The real news is Ari Shaffir is not only back from his vision quest, he's actually HERE, in the mommy dome. He has a new special coming to Netflix July 18 called Double Negative. Oh and he still owes Tommy and Bert a trip.
|Jun 21, 2017|
400-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's here in all its glory - episode 400 of Your Mom's House! And finally we face the question that has been bugging us all - will Christina BaBoey Chusay Oh Tom's B-Hole? A real conversation takes place.
PLUS, will Tina start a side business in a shed?
Is there someone out there who laughs as hard as Top Dog at awful jokes?
We have those answers and more! Pull em up!
|Jun 14, 2017|
399-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
There's a wise, older Asian man that can have an orgasm without ejactulating and every time he shakes from within his prostate it's like watching a parade: pure, unadulterated joy.
Aside from that this episode is full of fun. We have a man that uses ALL the Big Words he can think of, PLUS a job orientation that rivals the infamous Let's Get Social song.
We have a follow up on Shaq's biggest "toe" and a big announcement for Tommy's fall shows. Plus, don't forget to MAKE FITNESS in our new official Fitness tank.
(Imagine the sound of the Asian man shaking from the inside here).
|Jun 07, 2017|
398-Top Dog & Charo-Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Do you like heavy breathing into the mic? CHECK! What about laughing uncontrollably at street jokes? BOOM! Anybody poop their pants lately? You guessed it, Top Dog is in the building and he brought his Peruvian princess with him.
Before we get to that we've got people marrying themselves and buildings, plus what's the opposite of a happy Dad Boner? Is it Dad Rage? Whatever it is, we found him too.
|May 31, 2017|
397-Joe Rogan-Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Oh Snap! We got the PodFather. The Mighty and Powerful Joe Rogan joins us to discuss all things JEAN.
From the crazy current state of politics to some all time dad boner moments, Joe weighs in on it all.
He even answers the question: Would you date your mom?
Spark one up and pour some out, this is an all-time classic.
Pull em up!
|May 24, 2017|