Can't Bowl Can't Throw Cricket Show

By Dan Liebke, Cat Jones

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The third season of the Can't Bowl Can't Throw Cricket Show, in which we talk about cricket on a podcast. In a third season.

Episode Date
Canary Yellow Medals
1260

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Australia's Commonwealth Games gold medal win

- Harmanpreet Kaur's tribute to Mike Gatting

- JL Time - the segment that will not die

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by The Ridiculous Ashes Podcast

patreon.com/liebcricket

patreon.com/kingcricket

https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/the-minecraft-cricket-ground/2022/08/02/

Aug 08, 2022
Shane Watson or Ben Stokes
1194

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- The first ever quadruple century by a compass direction

- Cricket at the upcoming Commonwealth Games

- Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer - Shane Watson or Ben Stokes?

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by liebcricket.com

Jul 25, 2022
The Future of Cricket is Fake T20 Tournaments
1134

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Being distracted by Geoff Le Mon

- Review pyromania

- Fake IPL tournaments

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by Australian Cricket Riddles and Lateral Thinking Puzzles https://www.getrevue.co/profile/liebcricket/issues/can-you-solve-these-riddles-and-lateral-thinking-puzzles-from-the-australian-cricket-team-1248991

Jul 12, 2022
Glenn Maxwell's Baggy Green Advanced Hair
1387

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Captain Pat Cummins v Bowler Pat Cummins

- Acid baths

- The fresh tactical dimension of Minions!

- All the thrills of the 6ixty!

- Plus, unlock another thrilling Muller Award by listening to the rest of the episode

Sponsored by patreon.com/liebcricket

Jul 05, 2022
Maxwellball, Matthew Mott, MegaMunch and Mini-Mullers
1057

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Maxwellball!

- Matthew Mott!

- MegaMunch!

- A mini-Muller!

Mmmmmm…. That's a delicious podcast.

Sponsored by https://www.getrevue.co/profile/liebcricket

Jun 21, 2022
The Thanosesque Inevitability of Joe Root
1334

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Joe Root’s predictable centuries

- Superspreaders!

- Justin Langer’s Hobart Hurricanes Liberal Party

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by The Ridiculous Ashes

Jun 13, 2022
New England v New Zealand
1190

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- New England's double keeper strategy

- The merits of batters who average between 15 and 20

- Limericks!

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

- And a mischievous puppy outtake!

Sponsored by patreon.com/liebcricket

Jun 05, 2022
The New Zealandification of Cricket
1150

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- The New Zealandification of world cricket

- Pat Cummins, Prime Minister?

- Tim David Fever

- A sneaky JL Time!

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by maxwellball.net

May 26, 2022
Classic C(umberb)atches
1334

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Pat Cummins' shameful bullying

- Kane Williamson, the nicest man in international cricket

- Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer - Cricket Umpire or Marvel Character Quiz?

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by hitchpodonline.com/top20

May 10, 2022
The Can't Bowl Can't Throw Six Cricketers of the Year
1295

It's that special time of the year again, when we announce the Can't Bowl, Can't Throw Six Cricketers of the Year, based on players’ influence on our podcast over the previous Australian summer. Players can only receive it once, but we’ll make an exception if we really like them.

This year's winners:

- Tim Paine

- James Anderson

- Beth Mooney

- Glenn Maxwell

- Rory Burns

- Steve Smith

Sponsored by liebcricket.com/store/

May 03, 2022
The Key To England Success
1344

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Why Jos Buttler should be England's Test captain!

- Ravi Ashwin's future plans for shattering cricket norms

- Andrew McDonald's Freaky Friday opportunity

- Cat's Gambling Corner, featuring Pat Chat!

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by liebcricket.com/store/

Apr 20, 2022
This Was The Best (Grousest) World Cup Ever
1244

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Alyssa Healy's breakfast

- The delusion of Nat Sciver

- The simple tactic to defeat Australia's seemingly indomitable women

- The triumphant return of Cat's Gambling Corner!

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by patreon.com/liebcricket

Apr 06, 2022
Is This The Best World Cup Ever?
1328

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Alex Carey's pool work

- The best World Cup?

- India v Sri Lanka's most exciting delivery!

- Pat Cummins' media savviness

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by Guerilla Cricket SA - 1wsr.com

Mar 20, 2022
How Shane Warne Are You?
1437

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Some of Shane Warne's funniest post-cricket moments

- The Pakistan v Australia First Test

- A game of How Shane Warne Are You? Play along to learn how much like Shane Warne you are.

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by patreon.com/liebcricket

Mar 09, 2022
Pakistanticipation
1219

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Movies about the 1938 Ashes

- Warming up for the women's World Cup

- Another game of Broadle (which we've discovered is identical to the game Nurdle (https://babablacksheep.io/nurdle/)

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by hitchpodonline.com

Mar 02, 2022
Broadle
1449

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- A 17-match Ashes series

- The merging of Australian Survivor and T20 cricket

- Thrilling new word game Broadle!

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by medium.com/@liebcricket

Feb 23, 2022
Podcast Base Price 200 Lakh
1486

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- The IPL MegaAuction and Substitute MegaAuctioneeer

- Australian cricket fans' admirable T20 apathy

- Mark Wood saying 'Lucknow'

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by aoteb.podbean.com

Feb 15, 2022
JL Break
1011

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- The last ever JL Time (?)

- Plus minor diversions into the women's Ashes, England's axing of Broad and Anderson and duck buddies

Sponsored by patreon.com/liebcricket

Feb 09, 2022
Tiktokable Women's Cricket
1475

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- The brilliant, and definitely not boring, women's Ashes Test

- Bruce Oxenford's small talk

- Justin Langer's updated LinkedIn profile

- Participation medals for everybody!

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by www.liebcricket.com/store/

Feb 01, 2022
Ashes Transitions
1866

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- The Ashes transition from men to women

- Heavy balls, Hobart gravity and Adelaide rain

- The Great Cricket Technology War

- Batman cameos

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by www.whohasthewomensashes.com

Jan 25, 2022
Draw Me Like One Of Your French Ashes Tests
1318

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- A recap of one session of a Test

- Pat Cummins' perfectly timed declaration

- Making DRS T signs while injured

- Cat's Gambling Corner

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by www.patreon.com/liebcricket and Crictos

Jan 13, 2022
Live In An Elevator
1602

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Steve Smith's elevator antics

- The rise of Marcus Harris

- The Vaughan, Warne and Gilly Comedy Trio

- Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Grade Cricketer?

- Plus, another thrilling Muller Award

Sponsored by www.whohastheashes.com

Jan 04, 2022
Okay, We Expected This Podcast
1394

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Jos Buttler's clumsy hands and feet

- Joe Root's abdominal injury to his testicles

- Divine disapproval

- A new segment: Pat Chat

- And another jam-packed Muller Award

Sponsored by the 2021/22 Ashes Screenplay - patreon.com/liebcricket

Dec 21, 2021
First Test Problems
1592

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- The possible birth of a new segment - Pat Chat

- Adding theme parks to the Gabba

- A lack of no ball technology robbing Australia of an innings victory

- Cat's Gambling Corner

- And a jam-packed Muller Award

Sponsored by the 2021/22 Ashes Screenplay - patreon.com/liebcricket

Dec 13, 2021
And All That Ajaz
1181

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Ajaz Patel's 10-fer

- Giant Ashes heads, hands and urns

- The Mark Waugh 'Haven't Seen Much of Him' Quiz

- Plus the Muller Award

Dec 07, 2021
Pat C in a new leadership role (7)
1033

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- Pat Cummins' perfection

- The Ashes 2021/22 movie screenplay - see https://patreon.com/liebcricket for more info

- The WBBL finals and where Amanda-Jade Wellington can improve

- And the Muller Award featuring The Beatles, middle-aged golfers, helmet-kicking and Ravi Ashwin's new bowling angle

Nov 28, 2021
Tim Paine’s Bulging Dick 2: Judgement Day
1601

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket. Topics include:

- The final rounds of the WBBL

- Players of the match in losing sides

- Amphibious bowlers!

- Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer?

- The Muller Award

- Oh, and we also talk about whatsisname with the phone.

Nov 22, 2021
Australia are the T20 World Cup champions?
1663

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They answer the following questions:

- Who is Australia's Jimmy Neesham?

- Which Australian cricketer would make the best Western sheriff?

- Who is our non-fungible cricketer of choice?

- Plus Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer, The Muller Award and much, much more!

Nov 15, 2021
8 times 12 = 76 New World Cup Formats
1105

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- Mark Waugh maths

- Balls of mercury

- Chris Gayle's testimonial match

- Glenn Maxwell's perfect pair of innings

And much more!

Nov 09, 2021
How India Can Win The T20 World Cup
1341

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- The latest matches in the T20 World Cup.

- Gym advice from Russian chess grandmasters

- Our weekly Muller Award

- PLUS: The return of The Hundred?

Nov 01, 2021
Mark Wood Limericks
1491

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- Which Australians are bushrangers?

- Who is susceptible to persuasive barbers?

- Games in microcosm

- Mark Wood limericks

- Pakistan's galaxy brain

- PLUS: Can you spot when our new puppy learnt how to climb the stairs and distract us? (Hint: it might be when we forgot to actually declare our Muller Award winner. Let's call it a five-way tie.)

Oct 25, 2021
Kohli McKohlface
1350

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- Making first contact with Justin Langer

- Ashes chair babies!

- Plus, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer - a Hayden v Langer Nonsense-Off!

This episode sponsored by liebcricket.com/store/

Oct 18, 2021
Unusual Cricket Nicknames
1600

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- Salad spinners v wrist spinners

- Cricket Australia's intellectual property theft

- Scott Muller 2 Factor Authentication

- Plus, the most obscure Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference you'll hear in any cricket podcast this week. Guaranteed.

Oct 11, 2021
Baggy Green Ponytails
1633

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- India's dominance over Australia in the women's Test

- Tim Paine's plan to win the Ashes in the absence of England

- Justin Langer has something new to get angry about!

- And finally, the Muller award, featuring Ravi Ashwin, Mitchell Starc and Steve Smith

Sponsored by Dan's new book - pre-order today (https://www.liebcricket.com/50greatmoments/)

Oct 04, 2021
Meg Lanning vs Glenn Maxwell
1300

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- The thrilling Australia v India ODI series

- Raising money for Hamstring Awareness

- Sponsored by 'All The Fixins - A Cricket Match-Fixing Card Game' (liebcricket.com/store)

- Cat's Gambling Corner, in which we cover the IPL via the medium of Cat's increasingly doomed bets

- And finally, the Muller award, featuring Sophie Molineux (#somothrowblowfauxmo), Matthew Hayden's poor advice, a couple of Marshes and a tunnel boring machine

Sep 27, 2021
Tim Paine's ICC-Mandated Bulging Dick
1272

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- Tim Paine's bulging dick

- Preview of the upcoming Australia v India women's series

- Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer? Can YOU name everybody who has retired this week?

- Somebody's given us a review! Write us your five star review in the form of ‘Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw is the most (blank) cricket podcast of them all. Cat and Dan’s devotion to (blank) is what keeps me coming back each week.’ and we might read it out on air.

- And finally, a very busy Muller award, featuring Matthew Hayden (see https://www.kingcricket.co.uk/pakistans-poor-batters-are-going-to-have-to-listen-to-matthew-hayden-speak/2021/09/14/), more dogs on cricket fields, and Joe Root's grandfather.

Sep 20, 2021
Hard Determinism vs Metaphysical Libertarianism
1332

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- Terrible puns about Ravi Shastri's next book

- New segment! Cat's Betting Corner - complete with IPL updates

- Bubble fatigue

- Plus, a review competition - Write us a five star review in the form of ‘Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw is the most (blank) cricket podcast of them all. Cat and Dan’s devotion to (blank) is what keeps me coming back each week.’

- If you don't want to write a review, you can instead support us on Patreon, via our Patreon for a completely different podcast we do, https://www.patreon.com/HitchPod

- And finally, a world class Muller award

Sep 13, 2021
Steyn Removal
1717

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- Dale Steyn's retirement

- India defeating England in the Fourth Test

- Virat Kohli's numerology

- Dan's next book - 50 Great Moments in Australian Cricket (pre-order now via www.liebcricket.com)

- A new game of Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer? It's South African Cricketer - Retired or Not?

- Plus another Muller Award

Sep 07, 2021
Obliviously Shadow Podcasting
1503

Cat and Dan are back to cover the highlights from the last week of cricket.

They discuss:

- England's magnificent victory over India in the third Test

- Ted Dexter's hymnwork

- Dan's new book - Who’s Who In Australian Cricket: (Imaginary Players Edition, A-E), FREE for a limited time (https://amazon.com/author/danliebke)

- The top-ranked English Ollies

- A Short Ball segment on Rishabh Pant's glorious shadow-batting (https://twitter.com/Cricketbatcat/status/1431572473212850178)

- Plus another Muller Award

Aug 30, 2021
JL Time
1208

Cat and Dan are back with a new episode in Season 3 of Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw - a simpler, more exciting format of the podcast designed to appeal to mums and kids.

They discuss:

- India's magnificent victory over England in the second Test

- Ideas for new Lord's Honour's Boards

- What to do if you're a character on the television show Lost (hint: buy Dan’s books (50greatestmatches.com and 50greatestcricketers.com))

- A new segment: JL Time, focusing on Justin Langer

- Plus another Muller Award

Aug 23, 2021
This Podcast Is Not Permitted On The Cricket Australia Website
1005

Cat and Dan are back with Season 3 of Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw - a simpler, more exciting format of the podcast designed to appeal to mums and kids.

They discuss:

- The brilliant Justin Langer impressions of @takethetwoo on Twitter

- Australia’s tour of Bangladesh - if an Australian team is bowled out for 62 and Foxtel doesn’t show it, did it really happen?

- The national roll-out of reprints of Dan’s books (50greatestmatches.com and 50greatestcricketers.com)

- The Hundred - wait… is that it?

- Plus the return of The Muller Award

Aug 16, 2021