No Such Thing As A Fish

By The QI Elves

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Reviews: 44


 Dec 8, 2019
You will learn new things! And they are funny! Yay!

Margo Sugarman
 Dec 6, 2019
My week isn't complete without a dose of No Such Thing. The team is smart, funny and totally engaging. Highly recommend!

Beki
 Nov 12, 2019
Listen religiously so thought I should probably review. So funny and really interesting

Nellie and Quinn
 Oct 29, 2019
We love it and we think they are diamonds pearls and gold!!!🖤 (AND WE LOVE IT!)😘

Hannah
 Oct 24, 2019
Weird and wonderful facts presented with no shyness about being geeky. Funny and interesting.

Description

A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episode Date
Episode 298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
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Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
Dec 06, 2019
Episode 297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
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Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 29, 2019
Episode 296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
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Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 22, 2019
Episode 295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
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Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 15, 2019
Episode 294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 08, 2019
Episode 293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 01, 2019
Episode 292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket. The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now! Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019 Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633 Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Oct 24, 2019
Episode 291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
Oct 18, 2019
Episode 290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
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Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
Oct 11, 2019
Episode 289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Oct 04, 2019
Episode 288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Sep 27, 2019
Episode 287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
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Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Sep 20, 2019
Episode 286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Sep 13, 2019
Episode 285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
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Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Sep 06, 2019
Episode 284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
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Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Aug 30, 2019
Episode 283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
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Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Aug 23, 2019
Episode 282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
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Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
Aug 16, 2019
Episode 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
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Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
Aug 09, 2019
Episode 280: No Such Thing As Permanently Latvian Beer
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Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
Aug 02, 2019
Episode 279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
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Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
Jul 26, 2019
No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
Jul 19, 2019
Episode 277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
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Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
Jul 12, 2019
Episode 276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
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Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
Jul 05, 2019
Episode 275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
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Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
Jun 28, 2019
Episode 274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
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Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
Jun 21, 2019
Episode 273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
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Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
Jun 14, 2019
Episode 272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
Jun 07, 2019
Episode 271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
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Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
May 31, 2019
Episode 270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
May 24, 2019
Episode 269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
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Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
May 17, 2019
Episode 268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
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Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
May 10, 2019
Episode 267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
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Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
May 03, 2019
Episode 266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
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Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
Apr 26, 2019
Episode 265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
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Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
Apr 19, 2019
Episode 264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
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Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
Apr 12, 2019
Episode 263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
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Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
Apr 05, 2019
Episode 262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
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Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
Mar 29, 2019
Episode 261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
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Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
Mar 22, 2019
Episode 260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
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Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
Mar 15, 2019
Episode 259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
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Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
Mar 08, 2019
Episode 258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
Mar 01, 2019
Episode 257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
Feb 22, 2019
Episode 256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
Feb 15, 2019
Episode 255: No Such Thing as a Bouncy Asteroid
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
Feb 08, 2019
Episode 254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
Feb 01, 2019
Episode 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
Jan 25, 2019
Episode 252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
Jan 18, 2019
Episode 251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
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Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
Jan 11, 2019
Episode 250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
Jan 04, 2019
Episode 249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
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A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
Dec 28, 2018
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
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Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
Dec 25, 2018
Episode 248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
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Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
Dec 21, 2018
Episode 247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
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Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
Dec 14, 2018
Episode 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
Dec 07, 2018
Episode 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
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Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
Nov 30, 2018
Episode 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
Nov 23, 2018
Episode 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
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Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
Nov 16, 2018
Episode 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
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Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
Nov 09, 2018
Episode 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
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Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
Nov 01, 2018
Episode 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
Oct 26, 2018
Episode 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
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Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
Oct 19, 2018
Episode 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
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Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
Oct 12, 2018
Episode 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
Oct 05, 2018
Episode 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
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Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
Sep 28, 2018
Episode 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
Sep 21, 2018
Episode 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
Sep 14, 2018
Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
Sep 07, 2018
Episode 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
Aug 31, 2018
Episode 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
Aug 24, 2018
Episode 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
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Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
Aug 17, 2018
Episode 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
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Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
Aug 10, 2018
Episode 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
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Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
Aug 03, 2018
Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
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Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
Jul 27, 2018
Episode 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
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Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
Jul 20, 2018
Episode 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
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Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
Jul 13, 2018
Episode 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
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Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
Jul 06, 2018
Episode 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
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Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
Jun 29, 2018
Episode 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
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Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
Jun 22, 2018
Episode 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
Jun 14, 2018
Episode 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
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Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
Jun 08, 2018
Episode 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
Jun 01, 2018
Episode 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
May 25, 2018
Episode 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
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Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
May 18, 2018
Episode 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
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Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
May 11, 2018
Episode 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
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Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
May 04, 2018
Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
Apr 27, 2018
Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
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Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
Apr 20, 2018
Episode 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
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Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
Apr 13, 2018
Episode 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
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Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
Apr 06, 2018
Episode 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
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Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
Mar 30, 2018
Episode 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
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Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
Mar 23, 2018
Episode 208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
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Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
Mar 23, 2018
Episode 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
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Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
Mar 09, 2018
Episode 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
Mar 02, 2018
Episode 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
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Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
Feb 23, 2018
Episode 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
Feb 16, 2018
Episode 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
Feb 09, 2018
Episode 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
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Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
Feb 02, 2018
Episode 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
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Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
Jan 26, 2018
Episode 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
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Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
Jan 19, 2018
Episode 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
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Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
Jan 12, 2018
Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
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Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
Jan 06, 2018
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
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All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
Dec 29, 2017
Merry Fishmas!
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A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
Dec 25, 2017
197: Episode 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
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A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
Dec 22, 2017
196: Episode 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
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Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
Dec 15, 2017
195: Episode 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
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Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
Dec 08, 2017
194: Episode 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
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Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
Dec 01, 2017
193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
Nov 25, 2017
192: Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
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Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
Nov 17, 2017
191: Episode 191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
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Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
Nov 10, 2017
190: Episode 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
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Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
Nov 03, 2017
189: Episode 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
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Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
Nov 01, 2017
188: Episode 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
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Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
Oct 27, 2017
187: Episode 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
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Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
Oct 20, 2017
186: Episode 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
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Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
Oct 13, 2017
Episode 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
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Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
Oct 06, 2017
Episode 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
Sep 29, 2017
Episode 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
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Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
Sep 22, 2017
Episode 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
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Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
Sep 15, 2017
Episode 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
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Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
Sep 08, 2017
Episode 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
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Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
Sep 01, 2017
Episode 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
Aug 25, 2017
Episode 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
Aug 18, 2017
Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
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Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
Aug 11, 2017
Episode 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
Aug 04, 2017
Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
Jul 28, 2017
Episode 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
Jul 21, 2017
Episode 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
Jul 14, 2017
Episode 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
Jul 07, 2017
Episode 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
Jun 30, 2017
Episode 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
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Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
Jun 23, 2017
Episode 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
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Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
Jun 16, 2017
Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
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In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
Jun 09, 2017
Episode 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
Jun 02, 2017
Episode 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
May 26, 2017
Episode 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
May 19, 2017
Episode 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
May 11, 2017
Episode 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
May 05, 2017
Episode 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
Apr 28, 2017
Episode 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
Apr 21, 2017
Episode 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
Apr 13, 2017
Episode 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
Apr 07, 2017
Episode 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
Mar 31, 2017
Episode 157:No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
Mar 24, 2017
Episode 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
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Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
Mar 17, 2017
Episode 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
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Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
Mar 10, 2017
Episode 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
Mar 03, 2017
Episode 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
Feb 24, 2017
Episode 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
Feb 17, 2017
Episode 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
Feb 10, 2017
Episode 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
Feb 03, 2017
Episode 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
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Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
Jan 27, 2017
Episode 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
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Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
Jan 20, 2017
Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
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Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
Jan 13, 2017
Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
Jan 06, 2017
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
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A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
Dec 30, 2016
Episode 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
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A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
Dec 23, 2016
Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
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Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
Dec 16, 2016
Episode 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Dec 09, 2016
Episode 142 : No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
Dec 02, 2016
Episode 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
Nov 25, 2016
Episode 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
Nov 18, 2016
Episode 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
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Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
Nov 12, 2016
Episode 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
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Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
Nov 04, 2016
Episode 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
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Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
Oct 28, 2016
Episode 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
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Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
Oct 21, 2016
Episode 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
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Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
Oct 14, 2016
Episode 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
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Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
Oct 07, 2016
Episode 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
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Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
Sep 30, 2016
Episode 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
Sep 23, 2016
Episode 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
Sep 16, 2016
Episode 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
Sep 09, 2016
Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
Sep 02, 2016
Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
Aug 26, 2016
Episode 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
Aug 19, 2016
Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
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Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
Aug 12, 2016
Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
Aug 05, 2016
Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
Jul 29, 2016
Episode 123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
Jul 22, 2016
Episode 122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
Jul 15, 2016
Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
Jul 08, 2016
Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
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Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
Jul 01, 2016
Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
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Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
Jun 24, 2016
Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
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This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
Jun 16, 2016
Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
Jun 09, 2016
Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
Jun 02, 2016
Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
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Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
May 26, 2016
Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
2015
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
May 19, 2016
Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
May 13, 2016
Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
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Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
May 06, 2016
Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
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Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
Apr 29, 2016
Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
Apr 22, 2016
Episode 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
Apr 15, 2016
Episode 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
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Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
Apr 08, 2016
Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
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Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
Apr 01, 2016
Episode 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
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Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
Mar 25, 2016
Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
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Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
Mar 18, 2016
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
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In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
Nov 19, 2015
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
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South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) pit South Korea against Ghana to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 26, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
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Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today in this never-before-tried three-way special, Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Freddy Soames (@fsoames), pit Iran against Argentina against Ecuador to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 25, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
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Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped), John Mitchinson (@johnmitchinson) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Greece against Japan to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 24, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
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Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Bell (@alexbell_) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Australia against Mexico to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 23, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
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USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Edelman (@alex_edelman) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 22, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
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Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Bosnia against Nigeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 21, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
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Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 20, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
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Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Colombia against the Ivory Coast to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 19, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
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Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Jack Burke (@jacksburke) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Cameroon against Chile to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 18, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
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Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Belgium against Algeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 16, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras
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France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit France against Honduras to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 15, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal
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Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Germany against Portugal to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 15, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica
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Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Uruguay against Costa Rica to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 14, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands
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Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Spain against the Netherlands to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 13, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia
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Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Brazil against Croatia to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 12, 2014
Where Are Episodes 2 - 52?
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Anna explains why episodes 2 to 52 of No Such Thing As A Fish are no longer available to listen for free on Soundcloud. For more visit nosuchthingasafish.com
Mar 14, 2014
Episode 1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish
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A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
Mar 08, 2014