No Such Thing As A Fish

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A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episode Date
329: No Such Thing As A Female Cereal Mascot
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ostriches, tigers and a history's loneliest crab Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jul 10, 2020
328: No Such Thing As A Romantic Lollipop
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Summer Homes, Summer Treats and Sunday Trading Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jul 03, 2020
327: No Such Thing As A SCUBA Diver In A Tree
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Spies, Flies and Tornado Lies Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jun 26, 2020
No Such Thing As The iSausage
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Extra Bits Special: Dan, James, Anna & Andy discuss Sausages, Eels and Unusual Swords in a bonus episode to raise money for the Care Workers Charity. Donate here: qi.com/donate. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jun 22, 2020
326: No Such Thing As an Infortunate Occurrence
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss a sure fire way to get a million quid, the secret of word peace, and why some people are more gullible than others.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jun 19, 2020
325: No Such Thing as an Earwig Family Zoom Chat
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss medieval knights, 1001 nights, and French day trippers.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jun 12, 2020
324: Episode 324: No Such Thing As Mambo No. 2
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Shameful Tunes, Moving Dunes and Historic Cartoons Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jun 05, 2020
323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
May 29, 2020
322: No Such Thing As A Crown Of Willie Thornes
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James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
May 22, 2020
321: No Such Thing As A Frothy Beer
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James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss chalk giants, corn circles and what the Mayans got right in 2012.   Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
May 15, 2020
320: No Such Thing As A Hairy Gearstick
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James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss the Greatest Showman, the Longest Limo and the World's Most Dangerous Mirrors Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
May 08, 2020
319: No Such Thing As 19th Century Feudal Japanese Monopoly
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James, Anna, Andy & Anne Miller discuss the Amazon, Jumanji, Loofahs and Ooya! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
May 01, 2020
318: No Such Thing As 'Of Quails and Men'
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James, Anna, Andy & Historian Greg Jenner discuss forks, eggs, ants, and why American audiences can be a little too Kean.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Apr 24, 2020
317: No Such Thing As Panic Buying Frankincense
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss innovations in socks, a sure-fire way to win the lottery, and the worst place to keep your small change.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Apr 17, 2020
316: No Such Thing As a Leg Made from Milk
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Meaty Biscuits, Leather Baths and Other Strange Tails.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Apr 10, 2020
315: No Such Thing As Tedious Moss
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Plato, pizza and pliable planes.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Apr 03, 2020
314: No Such Thing As A Tiny Ferris Wheel
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss 4-D, I.D., STDs and why we're all a little bit jealous of Jessica Alba.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Mar 27, 2020
313: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Coconut
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss fruit that's expensive and dangerous; and people who got very hot and very cold.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Mar 20, 2020
312: No Such Thing As Quentin Tarantino's Bambi
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dangerous Roman toilets, what shoes were thrown at a Bush, and the love life of a Lothario turtle called Diego. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Mar 13, 2020
311: No Such Thing As A Michelangel-ogram
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss a bank that was too warm, a bottle that was too full, and a nose that was just right.  Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Mar 06, 2020
310: No Such Thing As A Mungmonger
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Romans vs Vandals; Artists vs Artists; Door-to-Door Sales; and Bear-on-Bear action. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Feb 28, 2020
309: No Such Thing As The Best Bubble
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss get-fit schemes, bubble extremes, Norma Jeane, and an olm's routine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Feb 21, 2020
308: No Such Thing As The Land Of Flying Sheep
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Dan, Anne, Anna and Andrew discuss Ringo Starr's exorcism, driving with a pavlova, and the tiniest classified thing at GCHQ. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Feb 14, 2020
307: No Such Thing As EastEnders, The Opera
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the never-ending opera, whether worms are carbon neutral, and how Edgar Allan Poe helped to create Scrabble. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Feb 07, 2020
306: No Such Thing As Heavy Snuggle-Pupping
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Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss correct gambling attire, the inventor of Vaseline, and Athens' sixteen thousand secret swimming pools. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jan 31, 2020
305: No Such Thing As A Sentient Jelly
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's first electric cargo ship, jelly wobbliness testing Edison's near-miss with a flying badger. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jan 24, 2020
304: No Such Thing As A Phantasmic Foot
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss parachuting beavers, why hotdogs are called hotdogs, and how your emails are warming the planet. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jan 17, 2020
303: No Such Thing As Suckling's Column
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss 11th century rental eels, Nelson's lesser-known brother, and how to break into Alcatraz. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jan 10, 2020
302: No Such Thing As A Hedgehog Circus
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Happy New Year! Enjoy a  bumper compilation of deleted bits from 2019 - all the facts, flubs and terrible terrible puns that somehow didn't make the edit. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Jan 03, 2020
Audiobook Of The Year 2019 Preview
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A clip from the audiobook version of the latest Book Of The Year instalment - buy it now from audible.com! Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dec 27, 2019
301: No Such Thing As The Queen's Christmas Burlesque
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Merry Fishmas! Live from Birmingham, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss the earliest known pornography, Mariah Carey's Christmas tree, and how a poodle saved the Queen's speech. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dec 25, 2019
300: No Such Thing As Swimming In The Sky
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Live at the Heinz Oberhummer Award ceremony in Vienna, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss edible sleds, the first attempt at laser eye surgery, and our shithole universe. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dec 20, 2019
299: No Such Thing As A Conscientious Brunette
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Live from Washington D.C., Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the goats that guard Reagan's library, poppy field crop circles, and which Apollo moon landing was faked. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Dec 13, 2019
298: No Such Thing As An Emotional Support Amoeba
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Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Hornigold the pirate, support animals for other animals, and why the French can't decide on what to call a pencil.
Dec 06, 2019
297: No Such Thing As A Shrimp Conga
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Live from New York, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the loudest birds on earth, the astronaut who ate shrimp cocktail 48 times in a row, and who really gave us all syphilis. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 29, 2019
296: No Such Thing As A Glowing Ballet Dancer
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Live from Philadelphia, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss crash test moose, radioactive slippers, and the multi-presidential inventor of chewing gum. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 22, 2019
295: No Such Thing As A 200m Baguette
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Live from Boston, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bastard baguettes Saddam Hussein's campaign song, and the first ever criminal to be put in Boston's stocks. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 15, 2019
294: No Such Thing As A 15-Hour Working Week
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss hand-drawn stockings, raccoon-damaged temples, and the doomsday aircraft destroyed by a single bird. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 08, 2019
293: No Such Thing As A Sexy Ceiling Fan
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss prehistoric sippy-cups, Rasputin's litigious assassins, and the coolest ever publicity stunt. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Nov 01, 2019
292: No Such Thing as a Blatant Plug for the Book of the Year 2019
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss four facts taken from The Book Of The Year 2019, including Greta Thunberg's adventurous middle name, the polling station with only one voter, and the worst way to dispose of a speeding ticket. The Book Of The Year 2019 is out now! Amazon:https://www.amazon.co.uk/Book-Year-2019-Such-Thing/dp/1786332019 Apple Books: https://books.apple.com/gb/book/the-book-of-the-year-2019/id1462378633 Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Oct 24, 2019
291: No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss marrying chips, geese-rearing astronauts and the restaurant with tables in two different countries.
Oct 18, 2019
290: No Such Thing As A Winter Fax Machine
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Alex, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Tolstoy's hat-wearing habits, nuclear-powered icebreakers (literal, not conversational) and how to hack a fax from the moon.
Oct 11, 2019
289: No Such Thing As A Horse Called Brian
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss leaping maggots, the point of motion sickness and why you shouldn't put on too much red lipstick. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Oct 04, 2019
288: No Such Thing As An Elephant In The Airport
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss elephantine super-sniffing, Thomas Jefferson's version of the Bible, and André the Giant's all-night bender. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Sep 27, 2019
287: No Such Thing As Pets In Heaven
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Live from Antwerp, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss diamond vacuums, North Korean app stores, and what happens when you give an elephant a gold enema. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Sep 20, 2019
286: No Such Thing As A Banana With Wifi
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the invention of ball pits, a fisherman's unluckiest fruit, and how the internet was nearly  called The Information Mine. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Sep 13, 2019
285: No Such Thing As Giving Birth Up A Climbing Wall
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Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss special mud for baseball, why YouTube was invented, and Brazilian caesarian section parties. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Sep 06, 2019
284: No Such Thing As Salty Yeti Bones
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Live from Paris, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss odour-analysing t-shirts, New York under meteor attack, and self-pricking porcupines. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Aug 30, 2019
283: No Such Thing As A Lost Shadow
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Live from Geneva, Dan, James Anna and Andrew discuss selling shadows, exploding aphids and the emerging blimp driving industry. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.
Aug 23, 2019
282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew
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Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
Aug 16, 2019
281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow
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Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
Aug 09, 2019
280: No Such Thing As Permanently Latvian Beer
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Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
Aug 02, 2019
279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor
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Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
Jul 26, 2019
278: No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
Jul 19, 2019
277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero
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Live from Stockholm, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
Jul 12, 2019
276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat
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Live from Gothenburg, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
Jul 05, 2019
275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe
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Live from Oxford, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
Jun 28, 2019
274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby
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Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
Jun 21, 2019
273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat
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Live from Sheffield, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
Jun 14, 2019
272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
Jun 07, 2019
271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot
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Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
May 31, 2019
270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss the Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
May 24, 2019
269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport
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Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
May 17, 2019
268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness
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Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
May 10, 2019
267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs
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Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
May 03, 2019
266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign
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Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
Apr 26, 2019
265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl
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Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
Apr 19, 2019
264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space
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Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
Apr 12, 2019
263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm
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Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
Apr 05, 2019
262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle
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Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
Mar 29, 2019
261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train
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Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
Mar 22, 2019
260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
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Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
Mar 15, 2019
259: No Such Thing As Flyagra
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Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
Mar 08, 2019
258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
Mar 01, 2019
257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman
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Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
Feb 22, 2019
256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
Feb 15, 2019
255: No Such Thing as a Bouncy Asteroid
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
Feb 08, 2019
254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
Feb 01, 2019
253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
Jan 25, 2019
252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
Jan 18, 2019
251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George
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Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
Jan 11, 2019
250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
Jan 04, 2019
249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine
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A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
Dec 28, 2018
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy
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Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
Dec 25, 2018
248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny
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Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
Dec 21, 2018
247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea
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Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
Dec 14, 2018
246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
Dec 07, 2018
245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar
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Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
Nov 30, 2018
244: No Such Thing As A Fishman
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
Nov 23, 2018
243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs
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Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
Nov 16, 2018
242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty
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Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
Nov 09, 2018
241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger
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Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
Nov 01, 2018
240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
Oct 26, 2018
239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary
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Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
Oct 19, 2018
238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa
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Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
Oct 12, 2018
237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
Oct 05, 2018
236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture
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Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
Sep 28, 2018
235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
Sep 21, 2018
234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
Sep 14, 2018
233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
Sep 07, 2018
232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
Aug 31, 2018
231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast
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Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
Aug 24, 2018
230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths
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Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
Aug 17, 2018
229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
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Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
Aug 10, 2018
228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
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Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
Aug 03, 2018
227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
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Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
Jul 27, 2018
226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
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Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
Jul 20, 2018
225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
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Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
Jul 13, 2018
224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
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Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
Jul 06, 2018
223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
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Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
Jun 29, 2018
222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
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Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
Jun 22, 2018
221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
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Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
Jun 14, 2018
220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
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Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
Jun 08, 2018
219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
Jun 01, 2018
218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
May 25, 2018
217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
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Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
May 18, 2018
216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
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Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
May 11, 2018
215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
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Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
May 04, 2018
214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
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Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
Apr 27, 2018
213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
2794
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
Apr 20, 2018
212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
2813
Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
Apr 13, 2018
211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
3032
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
Apr 06, 2018
210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
2422
Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
Mar 30, 2018
209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
2688
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
Mar 23, 2018
208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
2352
Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
Mar 23, 2018
207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
2505
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
Mar 09, 2018
206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
2694
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
Mar 02, 2018
205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
3142
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
Feb 23, 2018
204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
2668
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
Feb 16, 2018
203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
2520
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
Feb 09, 2018
202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
2765
Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
Feb 02, 2018
201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
3357
Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
Jan 26, 2018
200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
3287
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
Jan 19, 2018
199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
2508
Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
Jan 12, 2018
198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
3158
Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
Jan 06, 2018
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
4863
All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
Dec 29, 2017
Merry Fishmas!
2392
A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
Dec 25, 2017
197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
2456
A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
Dec 22, 2017
196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
2266
Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
Dec 15, 2017
195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
2323
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
Dec 08, 2017
194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
2308
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
Dec 01, 2017
193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
2827
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
Nov 25, 2017
192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
2655
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
Nov 17, 2017
191: No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
2882
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
Nov 10, 2017
190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
2357
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
Nov 03, 2017
189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
2100
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
Nov 01, 2017
188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
2320
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
Oct 27, 2017
187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
2541
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
Oct 20, 2017
186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
1938
Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
Oct 13, 2017
185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
2980
Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
Oct 06, 2017
184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
2529
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
Sep 29, 2017
183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
2021
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
Sep 22, 2017
182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
2010
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
Sep 15, 2017
181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
2192
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
Sep 08, 2017
180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
2025
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
Sep 01, 2017
179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
1996
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
Aug 25, 2017
178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
2657
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
Aug 18, 2017
177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
2597
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
Aug 11, 2017
176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
2445
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
Aug 04, 2017
175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
2819
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
Jul 28, 2017
174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
2712
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
Jul 21, 2017
173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
2687
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
Jul 14, 2017
172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
3216
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
Jul 07, 2017
171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
2529
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
Jun 30, 2017
170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
2640
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
Jun 23, 2017
169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
2471
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
Jun 16, 2017
168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
2477
In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
Jun 09, 2017
167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
2651
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
Jun 02, 2017
166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
2798
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
May 26, 2017
165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
2000
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
May 19, 2017
164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
2870
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
May 11, 2017
163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
3227
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
May 05, 2017
162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
2957
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
Apr 28, 2017
161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
2440
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
Apr 21, 2017
160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
2808
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
Apr 13, 2017
159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
2405
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
Apr 07, 2017
158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
2800
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
Mar 31, 2017
157: No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
2607
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
Mar 24, 2017
156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
2455
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
Mar 17, 2017
155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
2373
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
Mar 10, 2017
154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
2580
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
Mar 03, 2017
153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
2420
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
Feb 24, 2017
152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
2687
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
Feb 17, 2017
151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
2312
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
Feb 10, 2017
150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
2382
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
Feb 03, 2017
149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
2219
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
Jan 27, 2017
148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
1833
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
Jan 20, 2017
147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
2371
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
Jan 13, 2017
146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
3002
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
Jan 06, 2017
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
2083
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
Dec 30, 2016
145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
1929
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
Dec 23, 2016
144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
2162
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
Dec 16, 2016
143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
2013
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Dec 09, 2016
142: No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
2134
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
Dec 02, 2016
141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
2685
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
Nov 25, 2016
140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
2696
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
Nov 18, 2016
139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
2327
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
Nov 12, 2016
138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
2387
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
Nov 04, 2016
137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
2510
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
Oct 28, 2016
136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
2367
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
Oct 21, 2016
135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
2641
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
Oct 14, 2016
134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
2246
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
Oct 07, 2016
133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
2293
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
Sep 30, 2016
132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
2832
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
Sep 23, 2016
131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
2611
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
Sep 16, 2016
130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
2418
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
Sep 09, 2016
129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
2220
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
Sep 02, 2016
128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
2232
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
Aug 26, 2016
127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
2017
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
Aug 19, 2016
126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
2176
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
Aug 12, 2016
125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
2023
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
Aug 05, 2016
124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
2084
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
Jul 29, 2016
123: No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
2199
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
Jul 22, 2016
122: No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
2227
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
Jul 15, 2016
121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
2109
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
Jul 08, 2016
120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
2190
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
Jul 01, 2016
119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
1937
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
Jun 24, 2016
118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
2559
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
Jun 16, 2016
117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
2478
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
Jun 09, 2016
116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
2728
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
Jun 02, 2016
115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
2475
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
May 26, 2016
114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
2015
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
May 19, 2016
113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
2735
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
May 13, 2016
112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
2191
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
May 06, 2016
111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
2365
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
Apr 29, 2016
110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
2160
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
Apr 22, 2016
109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
2116
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
Apr 15, 2016
108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
2443
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
Apr 08, 2016
107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
2368
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
Apr 01, 2016
106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
2156
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
Mar 25, 2016
105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
2011
Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
Mar 18, 2016
104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas
2046
Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
Mar 11, 2016
103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor
2005
Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
Mar 04, 2016
102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar
1801
Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
Feb 26, 2016
101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson
2073
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
Feb 18, 2016
100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One
2596
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
Feb 12, 2016
99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians
2195
Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
Feb 05, 2016
98: No Such Thing As Planet George
2164
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
Jan 29, 2016
97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie
2181
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
Jan 22, 2016
96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms
2150
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
Jan 15, 2016
95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy
2065
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
Jan 08, 2016
94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas
2155
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
Jan 01, 2016
93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis
2068
Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
Dec 25, 2015
92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting
2320
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
Dec 18, 2015
91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988
2425
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
Dec 11, 2015
90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion
3131
Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
Dec 04, 2015
89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken
2184
Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
Nov 27, 2015
88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet
2064
Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
Nov 20, 2015
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
1747
In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
Nov 19, 2015
87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police
2416
Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
Nov 13, 2015
86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples
2002
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
Nov 06, 2015
85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman
2065
Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
Oct 30, 2015
84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary
2171
Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
Oct 23, 2015
83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog
2241
Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
Oct 16, 2015
82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg
2541
Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
Oct 09, 2015
81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly
1603
Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
Oct 02, 2015
80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control
1911
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
Sep 25, 2015
79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five
2501
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
Sep 18, 2015
78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes
2238
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
Sep 11, 2015
77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay
2502
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
Sep 04, 2015
76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice
1907
Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
Aug 28, 2015
75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive
2842
Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
Aug 21, 2015
74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office
2113
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
Aug 14, 2015
73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom
2287
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
Aug 07, 2015
72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope
2078
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
Jul 31, 2015
71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper
2405
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
Jul 24, 2015
70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg
2073
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
Jul 17, 2015
69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run
2193
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
Jul 10, 2015
68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle
1883
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
Jul 03, 2015
67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues
2098
Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.
Jun 26, 2015
66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood
2181
Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
Jun 19, 2015
65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus
2242
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
Jun 12, 2015
64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga
1853
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
Jun 05, 2015
63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock
2255
Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
May 29, 2015
62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda
2561
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
May 22, 2015
61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand
2779
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
May 15, 2015
60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement
2162
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
May 08, 2015
59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard
2746
In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.
May 01, 2015
58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant
2504
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
Apr 24, 2015
57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse
2300
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
Apr 17, 2015
56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato
2471
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.
Apr 10, 2015
55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers
2487
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
Apr 03, 2015
54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture
2285
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.
Mar 27, 2015
53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty
2592
Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.
Mar 20, 2015
52: No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine
3161
Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.
Mar 13, 2015
51: No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat
2657
Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.
Mar 06, 2015
50: No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style
2771
Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.
Feb 27, 2015
49: No Such Thing As A Buff Panda
2121
Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.
Feb 25, 2015
48: No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish
2221
Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves
Feb 20, 2015
47: No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer
2088
Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.
Feb 14, 2015
46: No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum
2806
Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes.
Feb 07, 2015
45: No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome
2748
Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service.
Jan 30, 2015
44: No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup
2088
Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.
Jan 23, 2015
43: No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette
2314
Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.
Jan 16, 2015
42: No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel
2878
Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.
Jan 09, 2015
No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material
1858
New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex and Anne discuss the discovery of Tahiti, sweary astronauts, the Queen's nickname, and the Snow Yeti of Wales.
Dec 31, 2014
41: No Such Thing As Reginald The Red-Nosed Reindeer
2579
Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose intolerant neanderthals, 19th century copyright pirates, penguins in Christmas jumpers and the patron saint of television.
Dec 24, 2014
40: No Such Thing As Captain Trousers
2114
Episode 40 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss military make-up, dinosaur erotica, Obama's honey ale and history's greatest farter.
Dec 19, 2014
39: No Such Thing As A Rocking Chair In Space
2192
Episode 39 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss irritated astronauts, meaty rain, Britain's loudest snorer, and the garden party you don't want to get invited to.
Dec 12, 2014
38: No Such Thing As A Super Mario Love Hotel
2865
Episode 38 - In the first international live episode at the Brussels Atomium, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) Anna (#getannaontwitter) and special guest Lieven Scheire (@lievenscheire) discuss love huts, space pizzas, door-based ants, and rehab for drunk birds.
Dec 06, 2014
37: No Such Thing As The Kevin Olympics
2014
Episode 37 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss volcano cremation, the world's oldest spider web, prison newspapers, the emergency Olympic Games, and what happens if you kill the pope.
Nov 28, 2014
36: No Such Thing As A Game Of King's Footsie
2043
Episode 36 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss criminal camels, ancient yo-yos, trucking bees, maize mazes and terrible reasons to call 999.
Nov 21, 2014
35: No Such Thing As A Good Sloth Onesie
3424
Episode 35 - In a special live episode for the Chortle Comedy Book Festival, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the invention of sarcasm, the Antarctic Fire Department, dogs disguised as lions, and a Ming dynasty astronaut.
Nov 15, 2014
34: No Such Thing As A Giant German Sandcastle
2118
Episode 34 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the scent of a comet, sky girls in go-go boots, the James Bonds that could have been and the most expensive thing Bruce Willis ever bought.
Nov 07, 2014
33: No Such Thing As A Clairvoyant Chicken
2051
Episode 33 - Halloween Special: Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss vampire finches, suppository broomsticks, the difference between a witch and a sorcerer, and why you should really be listening to this on 12 May. Check out qi.com/halloween for more.
Oct 30, 2014
32: No Such Thing As A Good Gift For Gordon Brown
2118
Episode 32 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and the composer of our theme tune, musician Ash Gardner (@emperor_yes) discuss useless Presidential gifts, great big arrows, Tom and Jerry’s sweet ending, and a passport carrying pharaoh.
Oct 24, 2014
31: No Such Thing As A Snake In My Pie
1994
Episode 31 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss urinating prophets, one man and his mushroom, weird wedding customs and who invented the electric pillow.
Oct 17, 2014
30: No Such Thing As A Song In The Sound Of Music
3156
Episode 30 - In their first ever live podcast recording, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss cow-based computer code, who won the Bone Wars and how northern accents beat the Nazis.
Oct 10, 2014
29: No Such Thing As Terrestrial Sweetcorn
2308
Episode 29 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter), discuss alien chess, whirling chairs, criminal theme tunes and how to get drunk on a shark.
Oct 03, 2014
28: No Such Thing As A Man-Eating Clam
1904
Episode 28 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss washing with wine, dogs eating homework, counting with your loins, and all things clammy...
Sep 26, 2014
27: No Such Thing As An Egg And Cress Portsmouth
1968
Episode 27 - Dan (@schreiberland), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and special guest Helen Zaltzman (@helenzaltzman) discuss little old ladies in space, a gang of spying squirrels, Gandalf the Grey's real name, and more...
Sep 19, 2014
26: No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact
2648
Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswords, slinkies on escalators and sagging yeti breasts.
Sep 13, 2014
25: No Such Thing As A Randy Rat In Polyester Pants
1807
Episode 25 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter), discuss rats wearing pants, pizzas on Venus, pillow fighting in the trenches and how to avoid incest in Iceland.
Sep 05, 2014
24: No Such Thing As A Malicious Robot
1966
Episode 24 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (#getannaontwitter), and Alex (@alexbell_) discuss the shape of the Sun, fake baseball fans, giant birds' nests and how to play Hooverball.
Aug 29, 2014
23: No Such Thing As A Yawning Psychopath
2190
Episode 23: This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and Alex (@alexbell_) discuss a scream louder than the Big Bang, pigeon-shooting physicists, accidental porn, yawning your soul away, and why a beard in battle is a bad idea.
Aug 21, 2014
22: No Such Thing As A Magic Camel Filter
1915
Episode 22 - This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anna (@qikipedia) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss how to post a human, ancient ham, apes using iPads and the definition of Wales.
Aug 14, 2014
21: No Such Thing As Testicle-Retracting Sumo Wrestlers
2022
Episode 21: This week in the QI office, Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm), Anna (#getannaontwitter) and Alex (@alexbell_) discuss freedom kissing, hippo castration, iceberg cowboys and whether or not we should blow up the Moon.
Aug 08, 2014
20: No Such Thing As A Dangerous Daffodil
2183
Episode 20 - This week in the QI office Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Anne (@miller_anne) and Andy (@andrewhunterm) discuss aggressive bees, Walt Disney's breakfast, shouting on buses and more...
Aug 01, 2014
19: No Such Thing As Unicorn Stew
2141
Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss the estate agent army, bankers in sacks, medieval snail fights, tricky recipe ingredients and 'legs or tails'.
Jul 25, 2014
18: No Such Thing As A Kilt On The Battlefield
2038
Episode 18: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (#getannaontwitter) & Museum of Curiosity co-producer Richard Turner(@therichturner) discuss James Joyce's tiny underpants dance, a bucket worth starting a war for, fashionable apes, and much more...
Jul 18, 2014
17: No Such Thing As A Bassoon In A Football Stadium
2270
Episode 17: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)& Chief Gnome John Lloyd(@qikipedia) discuss Elgar's football chants, Arsenal's response to 9/11, how connecting trains can affect a match, and more... Liking Football not required
Jul 11, 2014
16: No Such Thing As A Ghost In Poland
1796
Episode 16: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped)Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), Anne Miller (@milleranne ) & Alex Bell (alexbell)discuss randy bears, Bhutanese yeti park rangers, clever 12 year old girls, and more...
Jul 05, 2014
15: No Such Thing As A Bulge In Ken's Groin
1768
Episode 15: This week in the QI office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) & Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) discuss Aztec popcorn, Top Gun in China, exploding dolls and David Cameron's door handle.
Jun 28, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
1103
South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) pit South Korea against Ghana to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 26, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
1313
Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today in this never-before-tried three-way special, Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Freddy Soames (@fsoames), pit Iran against Argentina against Ecuador to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 25, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
999
Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped), John Mitchinson (@johnmitchinson) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Greece against Japan to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 24, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
885
Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Bell (@alexbell_) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Australia against Mexico to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 23, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
1142
USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Edelman (@alex_edelman) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 22, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
948
Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Bosnia against Nigeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 21, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
901
Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 20, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
832
Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Colombia against the Ivory Coast to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 19, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
944
Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Jack Burke (@jacksburke) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Cameroon against Chile to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 18, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
937
Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Belgium against Algeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 16, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal
929
Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Germany against Portugal to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 15, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras
858
France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit France against Honduras to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 15, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica
842
Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Uruguay against Costa Rica to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 14, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands
788
Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Spain against the Netherlands to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 13, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia
884
Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Brazil against Croatia to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 12, 2014
14: No Such Thing As A Dirty Pair Of Jeans
1939
Episode 14: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) & Freddy Soames (@fsoames) discuss Charlemagne's tablecloth, Charles Lindbergh's fan mail, the original members of the Mile-High club and more...
Jun 07, 2014
13: No Such Thing As A Funny Nazi
2032
Episode 13: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) & special guest Lieven Scheire (@Lievenscheire) discuss Disney's war effort, the rules of pillow fighting, stoned dolphins and more...
May 30, 2014
12: No Such Thing As A 164ft Tall Gorilla-Whale
1750
Episode 12: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)& Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) discuss urinating voles, the rules of cricket according to J.M. Barrie, and more...
May 23, 2014
11: No Such Thing As A Door Knob In Vancouver
1762
Episode 11: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm)& Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) discuss wombat defence, Thailand's underwear policy, how to insult a Prime Minister and more...
May 16, 2014
10: No Such Thing As A Soggy Monk
2313
Episode 10: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and special guest Eric Lampaert (@EricLampaert) discuss illegal javelin throwing, farts in a jar and more...
May 09, 2014
9: No Such Thing As A Word For 'Silent Fart'
1874
Episode 9: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) discuss wig theft, un-claimed elephant sperm, hermits at the bottom of the garden & more...
May 02, 2014
8: No Such Thing As A Swear Word On The Moon
1945
Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) discuss NASA Vs Nature, Coney Island's oddest ride, Harry Potter's Chinese adventures & more...
Apr 25, 2014
7: No Such Thing As The Loch Ness Monster
1913
Episode 7: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss parachuting dogs, a misbehaving coconut, the longest game in the world & more...
Apr 18, 2014
6: No Such Thing As One Direction in North Korea
1816
Episode 6: This week in the QI Office Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) and special guest Ig Nobel Prizes Founder Marc Abrahams (@marcabrahams) gather round a microphone to share their favourite newly discovered facts from the last days.
Apr 11, 2014
5: No Such Thing As A Kiss
1940
Episode 5: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss rats, popes, kissing and moving house.
Apr 04, 2014
4: No Such Thing As The Mountains of Kong
1764
Episode 4: This week in the QI Office Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) and Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) discuss cavemen, spiders, fictitious mountains and immortal souls. For more, check out www.qi.com/podcast Theme Tune: "Wasps" by Emperor Yes. Buy on iTunes now
Mar 28, 2014
3: No Such Thing As The Middle Ages
1744
Episode 3: This week QI Elves Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) and James Harkin (@eggshaped) are joined by Horrible Histories consultant Greg Jenner (@gregjenner) and comedian Alex Edelman (@alexedelman) to discuss the first recorded smile, the most important animal in America and 300 years that may never have happened. For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
Mar 21, 2014
2: No Such Thing As Death By Aardvark
1876
Anna explains why episodes 2 to 52 of No Such Thing As A Fish are no longer available to listen for free on Soundcloud. For more visit nosuchthingasafish.com
Mar 14, 2014
1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish
2070
A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
Mar 08, 2014