No Such Thing As A Fish

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Seriously good
 Jul 15, 2018
The moment a new episode drops, it gets moved to the top of my playlist every time. So many interesting facts condensed into every episode!

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 Jul 12, 2018

Steve
 Jul 8, 2018
One of my first and my favourite podcast. A great set hosts and genuinely interesting discussion.

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A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episode Date
Episode 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto
2562
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
Aug 10, 2018
Episode 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa
2076
Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
Aug 03, 2018
Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History
3150
Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
Jul 27, 2018
Episode 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling
2976
Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
Jul 20, 2018
Episode 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle
3078
Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
Jul 13, 2018
Episode 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts
2827
Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
Jul 06, 2018
Episode 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop
2627
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
Jun 29, 2018
Episode 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon
2682
Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
Jun 22, 2018
Episode 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country
2175
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
Jun 14, 2018
Episode 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots
2861
Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
Jun 08, 2018
Episode 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings
2782
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
Jun 01, 2018
Episode 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon
3499
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
May 25, 2018
Episode 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie
2436
Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
May 18, 2018
Episode 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War
2387
Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
May 11, 2018
Episode 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team
2888
Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
May 04, 2018
Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat
2291
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
Apr 27, 2018
Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators
2794
Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
Apr 20, 2018
Episode 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh
2813
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
Apr 13, 2018
Episode 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River
3032
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
Apr 06, 2018
Episode 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table
2422
Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
Mar 30, 2018
Episode 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole
2688
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
Mar 23, 2018
Episode 208 - No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief
2352
Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
Mar 23, 2018
Episode 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction
2505
Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
Mar 09, 2018
Episode 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court
2694
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
Mar 02, 2018
Episode 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six
3142
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
Feb 23, 2018
Episode 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly
2668
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
Feb 16, 2018
Episode 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly
2520
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
Feb 09, 2018
Episode 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake
2765
Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
Feb 02, 2018
Episode 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival
3357
Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
Jan 26, 2018
Episode 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen
3287
Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
Jan 19, 2018
Episode 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat
2508
Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
Jan 12, 2018
Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia
3158
Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
Jan 06, 2018
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017
4863
All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
Dec 29, 2017
Merry Fishmas!
2392
A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
Dec 25, 2017
197: Episode 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees
2456
A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
Dec 22, 2017
196: Episode 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream
2266
Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
Dec 15, 2017
195: Episode 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake
2323
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
Dec 08, 2017
194: Episode 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile
2308
Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
Dec 01, 2017
193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga
2827
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
Nov 25, 2017
192: Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats
2655
Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
Nov 17, 2017
191: Episode 191 - No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel
2882
Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
Nov 10, 2017
190: Episode 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps
2357
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
Nov 03, 2017
189: Episode 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan
2100
Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
Nov 01, 2017
188: Episode 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher
2320
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
Oct 27, 2017
187: Episode 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year
2541
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
Oct 20, 2017
186: Episode 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election
1938
Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
Oct 13, 2017
Episode 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow
2980
Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
Oct 06, 2017
Episode 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries
2529
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
Sep 29, 2017
Episode 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre
2021
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
Sep 22, 2017
Episode 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School
2010
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
Sep 15, 2017
Episode 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine
2192
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
Sep 08, 2017
Episode 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane
2025
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
Sep 01, 2017
Episode 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing
1996
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
Aug 25, 2017
Episode 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie
2657
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
Aug 18, 2017
Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy
2597
Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
Aug 11, 2017
Episode 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar
2445
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
Aug 04, 2017
Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings
2819
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
Jul 28, 2017
Episode 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray
2712
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
Jul 21, 2017
Episode 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor
2687
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
Jul 14, 2017
Episode 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon
3216
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
Jul 07, 2017
Episode 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire
2529
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
Jun 30, 2017
Episode 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole
2640
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
Jun 23, 2017
Episode 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty
2471
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
Jun 16, 2017
Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead
2477
In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
Jun 09, 2017
Episode 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak
2651
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
Jun 02, 2017
Episode 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear
2798
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
May 26, 2017
Episode 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep
2000
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
May 19, 2017
Episode 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane
2870
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
May 11, 2017
Episode 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish
3227
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
May 05, 2017
Episode 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces
2957
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
Apr 28, 2017
Episode 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey
2440
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
Apr 21, 2017
Episode 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi
2808
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
Apr 13, 2017
Episode 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey
2405
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
Apr 07, 2017
Episode 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge
2800
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
Mar 31, 2017
Episode 157:No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles
2607
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
Mar 24, 2017
Episode 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition
2455
Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
Mar 17, 2017
Episode 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane
2373
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
Mar 10, 2017
Episode 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd
2580
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
Mar 03, 2017
Episode 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time
2420
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
Feb 24, 2017
Episode 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions
2687
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
Feb 17, 2017
Episode 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant
2312
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
Feb 10, 2017
Episode 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish
2382
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
Feb 03, 2017
Episode 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe
2219
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
Jan 27, 2017
Episode 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose
1833
Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
Jan 20, 2017
Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy
2371
Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
Jan 13, 2017
Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca
3002
Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
Jan 06, 2017
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits
2083
A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
Dec 30, 2016
Episode 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three
1929
A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
Dec 23, 2016
Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman
2162
Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
Dec 16, 2016
Episode 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space
2013
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Dec 09, 2016
Episode 142 : No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands
2134
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
Dec 02, 2016
Episode 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary
2685
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
Nov 25, 2016
Episode 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children
2696
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
Nov 18, 2016
Episode 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy
2327
Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
Nov 12, 2016
Episode 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island
2387
Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
Nov 04, 2016
Episode 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot
2510
Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
Oct 28, 2016
Episode 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams
2367
Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
Oct 21, 2016
Episode 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine
2641
Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
Oct 14, 2016
Episode 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden
2246
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
Oct 07, 2016
Episode 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants
2293
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
Sep 30, 2016
Episode 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster
2832
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
Sep 23, 2016
Episode 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket
2611
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
Sep 16, 2016
Episode 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam
2418
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
Sep 09, 2016
Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper
2220
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
Sep 02, 2016
Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill
2232
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
Aug 26, 2016
Episode 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'
2017
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
Aug 19, 2016
Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn
2176
Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
Aug 12, 2016
Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix
2023
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
Aug 05, 2016
Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream
2084
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
Jul 29, 2016
Episode 123 - No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch
2199
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
Jul 22, 2016
Episode 122 - No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon
2227
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
Jul 15, 2016
Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre
2109
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
Jul 08, 2016
Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin
2190
Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
Jul 01, 2016
Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery
1937
Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
Jun 24, 2016
Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider
2559
This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
Jun 16, 2016
Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth
2478
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
Jun 09, 2016
Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain
2728
Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
Jun 02, 2016
Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot
2475
Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
May 26, 2016
Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump
2015
Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
May 19, 2016
Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle
2735
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
May 13, 2016
Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier
2191
Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
May 06, 2016
Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat
2365
Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
Apr 29, 2016
Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box
2160
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
Apr 22, 2016
Episode 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp
2116
Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
Apr 15, 2016
Episode 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf
2443
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
Apr 08, 2016
Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach
2368
Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
Apr 01, 2016
Episode 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid
2156
Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
Mar 25, 2016
Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts
2011
Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
Mar 18, 2016
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special
1747
In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
Nov 19, 2015
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana
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South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Alex Bell (@alexbell_) pit South Korea against Ghana to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 26, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador
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Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today in this never-before-tried three-way special, Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped) and Freddy Soames (@fsoames), pit Iran against Argentina against Ecuador to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 25, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan
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Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia), James Harkin (@eggshaped), John Mitchinson (@johnmitchinson) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Greece against Japan to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 24, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico
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Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Bell (@alexbell_) and Molly Oldfield (@mollyoldfield) pit Australia against Mexico to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 23, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia
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USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Alex Edelman (@alex_edelman) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 22, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria
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Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Bosnia against Nigeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 21, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Italy v Switzerland
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Italy v Switzerland: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the ninth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anne Miller (@miller_anne) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Italy against Switzerland to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 20, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Colombia v Ivory Coast
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Colombia v Ivory Coast: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eighth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Colombia against the Ivory Coast to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 19, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Cameroon vs Chile
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Cameroon v Chile: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the seventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Jack Burke (@jacksburke) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Cameroon against Chile to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 18, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Belgium v Algeria
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Belgium v Algeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the sixth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Belgium against Algeria to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 16, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: France v Honduras
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France v Honduras: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit France against Honduras to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 15, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Germany v Portugal
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Germany v Portugal: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Germany against Portugal to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 15, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Uruguay v Costa Rica
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Uruguay v Costa Rica: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the third episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Uruguay against Costa Rica to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 14, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Spain v Netherlands
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Spain v Netherlands: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the second episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Spain against the Netherlands to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 13, 2014
NSTAAF International Factball: Brazil v Croatia
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Brazil v Croatia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the first episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) and Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) pit Brazil against Croatia to find out which is the most Quite Interesting country.
Jun 12, 2014
Where Are Episodes 2 - 52?
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Anna explains why episodes 2 to 52 of No Such Thing As A Fish are no longer available to listen for free on Soundcloud. For more visit nosuchthingasafish.com
Mar 14, 2014
Episode 1: No Such Thing As A Pilot Fish
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A new podcast from the writers of QI, who discuss the best facts they've found that week. The pilot episode features Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland), James Harkin (@eggshaped), Anna Ptaszynski (@qikipedia) & Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) For more check out www.qi.com/podcast
Mar 08, 2014