Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

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Weekly Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth fan podcast discussing Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here.

Episode Date
265: Game of Thrones 8x01
01:23:20

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cersei wants to know where her elephants are. We just want to know who has our 5-year anniversary wood. Bronn's gonna Bronn, Bran's gonna Bran (this year with 10% more humanity!), but we're still waiting for Brienne to...Brienne? Sansa and Sam are the episode MVPs, but don't get too attached to poor little Ned Umber. The dead may be coming, but so is Jaime Lannister, and that's what gives us life. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x01 "Winterfell".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 265

Apr 17, 2019
264: GoT Season 8 Fearless Predictions
44:51

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Put on your tinfoil hats and buckle up as we delve into some questionable spoilers for season 8 of Game of Thrones. Who will take the throne? Who lives? Who dies? Has GoT made us all numb to incest? Hey Google. How does one kill an un-dead dragon? Game of Thrones. A Song Of Ice and Fire.


Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 264

Apr 09, 2019
263: Theon Greyjoy
50:29

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy, until you had those two kids barbequed. Theon's biggest mistakes could fill a book - or even a series of books, but why do we feel for him anyway? Game of Thrones. A Song Of Ice and Fire. Theon Greyjoy.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 263

Apr 02, 2019
262: Bran Stark
40:54

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We loved Bran from the start, but we're kind of terrified of him in the future. Does he just need a good old fashioned Catholic-nun style stick to the knuckles to keep him in line? As Korg would say, Winterfell can be rebuilt, but will Bran ever make it home or will he help close the door on the series as a tree? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Bran Stark.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 262

Mar 26, 2019
261: Davos Seaworth
26:02

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Listen to us fawn all over our favorite Onion Knight as we talk about his meteoric rise from smallest of the smallfolk to Hand of the King. Should Davos have made his move against Mel sooner? Is he the best adapted character in Game of Thrones? Did he break the Siege of Storm’s End for honor and glory, or for cash? And why is he so devoted to a guy who chopped off his fingers? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Davos Seaworth.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 261

Mar 19, 2019
260: Hot Pie & The Smallfolk
35:32

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us for an in depth discussion of our favorite baker and some of the other smallfolk of Westeros. We tackle all of the most important Hot Pie questions. Is Hot Pie the smartest character in the series? Should we subscribe to the Azor Hot Pie theory? And, more importantly, how would Hot Pie fare in the Great British Bakeoff? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Hot Pie & The Small Folk.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 260

Mar 12, 2019
259: Gendry
27:04

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What's your favorite Gendry moment and why is it only what LoT says? Is Gendry busy doing the deed with Jeyne Heddle, or does he need Davos to explain that the facts of life don't include leeches? We delve into Westeros' other, handsome, righteous bastard in our latest character episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Gendry.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 259

Mar 05, 2019
258: Robert Baratheon
38:03

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Here's to Robert...he's a horse's ass. He's also that dude at your High School reunion still talking about the Big Game. We discuss Robert's failed potential, his many flaws, and why so many of us love him anyway. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Robert Baratheon.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 258

Feb 26, 2019
257: Ser Bronn of the Blackwater
23:43

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bronn is an Everyman character, albeit one who is a bit too eager to do Tyrion’s wetwork. Is Bronn one of the few characters in ASoIaF who hasn’t made a mistake? Rules of physics do not apply to Bronn. Listen as we discuss why we think he’ll make it out alive. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire—Ser Bronn of the Blackwater.

 

Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 257

Feb 20, 2019
256: Robb Stark
33:27

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love Robb even though he’s a teenage king who thinks he knows better than his mom. Is there inappropriate chemistry between Show!Robb and Show!Catelyn and do we really mind it if there is? Grey Wind lives! That’s a theory we’ve now adopted and since we’re never getting Winds, we can believe whatever we want. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire—Robb Stark.

 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 256

Feb 13, 2019
255: ADwD Theon I
57:02

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon is a hero, but he's still Theon. GRRM needs to insert more of his family drama into those books he's not writing. Are the spearwives more like sex workers, carnies, or both? More than nearly any character, we think Jeyne deserves a happy ending. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and FIre. A Dance with Dragons - Theon I

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 255

Feb 05, 2019
254: ASoS Jon X
51:08

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon steals our hearts, even when in the depths of despair. GRRM has a lot to say about honor, duty and what makes a good king. We have a lot to say about...the merits of ice cells vs. sky cells. Finally, is it "Stannis!" or "Stan-nis!"? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon X.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 254

 
 
 
 
 
 
Jan 29, 2019
253: ADwD The Turncloak
44:44
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon struggles with his captivity, phantom "limb" syndrome, and a lot of TMI. What's Barbrey Dustin really up to? Not only does everyone peak in high school in Westeros, but they've had the same top 40 for the past hundred years. Meanwhile we have further evidence that GRRM just really has no understanding about female anatomy. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Turncloak - ADwD: Theon V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 253
Jan 23, 2019
252: Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #5
59:43

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We try to sift through the BS to bring you the leaks that were promised. Did NCW film 12 different Jaime's death scenes? Does the thought of a Jon/Dany happily ever after make you root for the Night's King? If we can't have flying cars, can we at least get tacos delivered by dragons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #5.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 252

Jan 15, 2019
251: ADwD Prologue
24:34

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is another Listener’s Choice episode. Clearly you all hate us, because you chose the Prologue from A Dance with Dragons a.k.a. the horror story of Varamyr Sixskins. Join us as we dive into the head of serial baby-eater Varamyr while contemplating our own poor life choices. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - Prologue - Varamyr Sixskins.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 251

Jan 08, 2019
250: Holiday Drunkcast
01:40:43

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Whether it's egg nog, champagne, or simply the champagne of beers, join us as we blunder our way through another drunkcast. If we're being honest, we probably don't remember what we talked about - but we're sure it was awesome. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Holiday Drunkcast - Drunkcast 8.0.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 250

Dec 31, 2018
249: ADwD The Blind Girl
32:47

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Raise a glass of blindshine as we catch up with No One in Braavos. Arya's senses are working overtime, as she proves that you can take the girl out of Winterfell, but you can't take the Stark out of the girl. The House of Black and White better watch out, because she's going to burn the whole thing down (how better to dodge those pesky student loan collectors?). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - The Blind Girl.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 249

Dec 25, 2018
248: AGoT Daenerys X
59:25

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The night comes alive with the music of dragons, but we get all riled up by where GRRM puts the cinnamon. If we look back, we are lost, but join us anyway as we reminisce about family funerals, our early love for Dany, and the 80s miniseries V. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys X.

 Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 248

Dec 18, 2018
247: ADwD Melisandre I
01:00:09

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Melisandre isn't the most detail-oriented of Red Priestesses, but she does know how to spin some Yanny vs. Laurel-style magic. Are fingerbones necklaces a thing in Westeros? And, we are resisting those Winds "spoilers" in the GoT scripts with every fiber of our beings. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Melisandre I. 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 247

Dec 11, 2018
246: AGoT Bran II
57:18

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How much PTO does the Kingsguard get? Jaime and Cersei couldn't find a better place to do it than in a rat-infested tower? Is Bran the future Robert Smith of the trees? Join us all in a little 10cc as we contemplate the things we do for love. Game of Thrones.A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 246

Dec 04, 2018
245: ADwD Davos III
46:06

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're all lined up for dinner at White Harbor's very own Red Lobster (we hear the biscuits are great). Does Davos wear a WWSD bracelet? Wylla Manderly is the best, but the entire Merman Court deserves an Oscar. Can anyone give us the Bullet Points of Fire & Blood? #NotAllJareds Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Davos III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 245

Nov 27, 2018
244: ASoS Tyrion XI
01:12:07

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome back, Jaime Lannister. Your banter with Tyrion is awesome, even when you're breaking each other's hearts. Tyrion and Varys hold hands through the creepiest date night ever. Shae pets the wrong cat and Tywin gets what's coming to him as we finally close the door on Tyrion's chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion XI.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 244

Nov 21, 2018
243: ASoS Tyrion X
30:45

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Tywin a dad of his word? We’re not so sure. We are pretty sure he’s being poisoned, though. Tyrion’s putting all his faith in the Red Viper, and we wonder why Tywin didn’t see that coming. Join us for Inigo Montoya vs. The Mountain, a trial by combat for the ages, but not for the faint of heart. Just remember that snakes have no hands, but they do have eyes and teeth--or at least they used to. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion X.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 243

Nov 13, 2018
242: ASoS Sansa VI
54:34

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time to get your PEEEETYR on, as Littlefinger moves from his Tiny House in the Fingers to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Will Sansa move from pawn to player? Could GRRM possibly have more SanSan foreshadowing in this chapter? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VI

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 242

Nov 07, 2018
241: ASoS Tyrion IX
55:26

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the trial of the young century and with Cersei McBeal in charge, things don't look good for Tyrion. We get another sweet, fleeting taste of the sexy Oberyn Martell, but inquiring minds want to know - did Oberyn get a taste of Cersei? GRRM is the Jaime and Brienne fanfic author of our dreams and we want more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IX

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 241

Oct 30, 2018
240: Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #4
01:06:08
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We debunk some rumors, but spread a few others as we delve into season 8 leaks, theories and spoilers. Will the bang that was promised live up to the hype (duh)? Will the shocking events actually be logical and in character (oh you sweet summer child)? Will we all literally watch ice melt to get a release date or a trailer (shamefully, yes)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #4
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 240
Oct 23, 2018
239: ASoS Sansa V
01:06:17

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa turns from porcelain, to ivory, to steel, but finds herself fleeing from one terrible situation to another. Littlefinger's plots make almost as much sense as his ways of wooing women. We mourn the lack of SanSan in the show, and wonder if Sansa will ever get to actually kiss a half decent man. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 239

Oct 16, 2018
238: ASoS Tyrion VIII
33:19

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s a nice day for a Purple Wedding. Olenna’s giving Sansa some serial killer hairnet realness. Joffrey stars in his first and last “I’m on a horse!” Old Spice commercial. GRRM might be the original wordy food blogger, so you can just shove some pigeon pie down your cake hole for the very bestest chapter ever. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VIII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 238

Oct 10, 2018
237: ASoS Sansa IV
51:06

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Joffrey's wedding breakfast, but where are the Bloody Marys and cheesy hashbrowns, George? Who needs fantasy football when you can have fantasy Kingsguards? Did Robert have a subscription to Melees Monthly? Tyrion is...problematic and no matter what tidbits GRRM give us, we're just not here for your Targ BS. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa IV

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 237

Oct 02, 2018
236: ASoS Tyrion VII
24:20

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Turns out not everyone is that into dragon sex dungeons. If you need staff who can keep their mouth shut, Brella's your girl. Tyrion talks himself out of loving a whore. Again. Like Shae we aim high by going low. Are the Brave Companions the real J/B shippers? Hooray for Occasional Gents x 2! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VII

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 236

Sep 25, 2018
235: ASoS Tyrion VI
29:17

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Joffrey doesn’t know when to just take a win, but Tyrion knows when to pull out the Michael Jackson popcorn gif. Cersei had one job! We decide we prefer a Benadryl timeout. And we learn that Elia was an afterthought because Tywin is the real monster here. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 235

Sep 19, 2018
234: Drunkcast 7.0
01:28:35

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Jaime's goldenshaft plunge deep into Brienne's Riverlands? Something something people juices, muppet casting, and more we won't remember in the morning after our latest Drunkcast. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 7.0.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 234

Sep 10, 2018
233: ASoS Tyrion V
37:18

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How many podcasters does it take to pronounce Jalabhar Xho correctly? Come for the Dornish jokes, but stay for the introduction of Oberyn Martell, who lives up to the hype, somehow. Is Oberyn too sexy for his shirt? Is Willas the founder of the Westerosi thoroughbred? Is it really that hard to adminster the new King's Landing whore tax? We answer these questions and more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 233

Sep 04, 2018
232: ASoS Tyrion IV
40:58

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Symon Silver Tongue just wants to be a star. We just want to share our newest conspiracy theory. Also..remember back in 2015 when GRRM thought he was done with Winds? Good times. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 232

Aug 28, 2018
231: ASoS Sansa III
44:22

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to only the third worst wedding in ASoS! Misery loves company - and so does Cersei. Sansa still wants Willas, the puppies, and the barge. We just want GRRM to get his timelines straight and quit with the inaccurate nipple references. Let's shut the door and go there as Sansa's personal nightmare continues. #NotAllOccasionalGents Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa III

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 231

Aug 21, 2018
230: ASoS Tyrion III
41:05

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Littlefinger Dice Clay has got the jokes, but can he survive a double karate chop to his groin region? Everyone wonders if Joffrey’s wedding will have an open bar. Also, is everyone poisoning everyone? Maybe. At least everyone knows they could do worse than Willas Tyrell. But seriously, where in the world is Tyrek Lannister? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 230

Aug 15, 2018
229: ASoS Sansa II
29:20

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.

Cersei is why Sansa can’t have nice things. Sansa’s getting all the cloaks. We figured out why Winds is so long in coming (and it’s not what you might think). Stop asking GRRM about discrepancies in the books.

Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Sansa II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 229
39m 37s

Aug 07, 2018
228: ASoS Tyrion II
36:22

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What is the process for becoming a Kingsguard? Do they ask them “If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?” Does Varys have back problems? Can Tyrion get any more disgusting? Is Shae dying to go the wedding of the century? How does Tyrion function without nose hair? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 228

Aug 01, 2018
227: ASoS Sansa I
50:45

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Olenna has her "Sure, Jan" moment. Did Mace wait for his mom to be playing bridge before working with Littlefinger to arrange the marriage for Margaery? Butterbumps has some serious game and may have edged Cheese Boy out of his place in Guile's heart. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Sansa I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 227

Jul 24, 2018
226: ASoS Tyrion I
33:35

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hate Tyrion a little less than before. Is this a temporary respite? Tyrek Lannister, dead or alive? We get out the Reynolds Wrap as we speculate on his status. The Tyrells got game. Tywin Lannister: father of the year. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS - Tyrion I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 226

Jul 17, 2018
225: Special Episode - Five Answers
01:07:34
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We steal a concept from our friends at Davos Fingers: you supply the questions and we give five answers. Where's that perfect Star Trek/ASoIaF crossover when you need it? Can't imagine a worse Supreme Court nominee? We can. We've got hot old men, top Jaime and Brienne moments, favorite literal ships, and much, much more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Five Answers.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 225
Jul 10, 2018
224: Special Episode - Hyle Hunt
01:01:13

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hyle is the George Bailey of Westeros, but more importantly, is he hot? We discuss the perfect Hyle fancasts (NCW or Judd Nelson?) and debate if Hyle just a dudebro, or if he's Brienne's last chance at the good life. We're not sure of that, but we are sure that we better get some snarky Hyle/Jaime interactions in Winds. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Hyle Hunt.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 224

Jul 03, 2018
223: Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #3
01:02:18

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Who misplaced Jaime's face? It's 10:00 am in Belfast City Airport - do you know where Gwendoline Christie is? Filming spoilers are as rare as the beef in the steak & seafood joint frequented by Nikolaj, Liam and Pilou, but we soldier on to bring you the best sleuthing no money can buy. Come for the speculation, but stay for the hot new goth band, The Trebuchet Babies. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview 3.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 223

Jun 26, 2018
222: ADwD The Sacrifice
01:05:18

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. GRRM doesn't know snow (or animal husbandry). Does anybody really know the best cut of man meat? Asha has the best bachelorette contestants and inquiring minds want to know - Stannis Baratheon: kinging it or winging it? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Sacrifice. ADwD: Asha III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 222

Jun 19, 2018
221: ADwD The King's Prize
51:59

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Asha and company are on the highway to hell (or the slow march to Winterfell). The northerners just want to bathe in Bolton blood, while Asha just wants to get warm, Justin Massey just wants to get with Asha, and Stannis just wants everyone to STFU about Robert. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD The King's Prize

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 221

Jun 12, 2018
220: ADwD The Wayward Bride
45:27

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We read GRRM's "best" love scene and we're unimpressed (except with Qarl). Are zee Glovers zee secret Frenchmen of Westeros? Are the Ironborn (Asha excluded) the Honey Boo Boos of Westeros? Is any character man enough for Hagen's Daughter? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD The Wayward Bride.

 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 220
Jun 05, 2018
219: AFfC The Kraken's Daughter
59:24

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. With Asha and The Reader, maybe the Ironborn aren't so bad after all? Theon Greyjoy! Go see your Mama! Does Tristifer Botley understand how anatomy works, or is he expecting a Kraken to show up with his dozen children? And, we get some meaty questions on Lady Stoneheart, the Targs, and why Dany gets so much fandom hate. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Kraken's Daughter

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 219

May 29, 2018
218: Ships of Ice and Fire
01:18:33

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us for this special episode where we discuss and dissect some of the great vessels of Westeros and beyond - from the Cinnamon Wind to Silence. Nah, just kidding! We're talking romance, self-inserts, ship-shaming and cousin-loving with a big side of SanSan, a little bit of Gendrya, and our usual dash of Jaime and Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Ships of Ice and Fire.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 218

May 23, 2018
217: AGoT Eddard XV
49:07

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Did Robert fail Ned, or nail Ned? Was Rhaegar acting on prophecy, or acting on his dick? Did you know that gaoler sounds like "jailer"? We get down and dirty with poor, dead Ned in our first listeners' choice episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard XV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 217

May 15, 2018
216: AFfC Alayne II
50:32

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Alayne's got the Eyrie under control, poor Sweetrobin included. Lothar x Mya 5Eva and Sansa x Littlefinger NEVA! Myranda Royce is angling for her next husband and everyone in the Vale is probably already looking forward to next spring's big thawed oxen feast. Join us as we head back down the mountain in another of our favorite chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Alayne II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 216

May 08, 2018
215: AGoT Bran III
44:41

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's no crying in prophetic visions, Bran. While some may question the wisdom of listening to the voices in your dreams, we've got a pocket full of corn and a headful of Third-Eye Blind. Join us as we look deep into the heart of winter and conclude that Summer really got his name because "Here, Spring!" would sound dumb at the dog park. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran III

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 215

May 01, 2018
214 ASoS Sansa VII
45:56

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's murder in a winter wonderland! But oh what a wonderland it is. We want to linger in the beauty of a snowy Winterfell, but the Moon Door beckons. Lysa deserves our sympathy, and she also deserves to binge watch a few shows on the Westerosi version of OWN. Oh, and stop trying to make Hot Hyle happen. Game of Thrones A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 214

Apr 24, 2018
213: ADwD Davos IV
21:11

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos gets the best food and the best gossip while waiting for Wyman Manderly to cut off his head and hands. The Wolf Den might have the world’s worst Christmas tree trimmings, but it’s a heck of an homage to the Stark-Manderly mutual appreciation society. Finally, we all fist pump because the North Remembers...even if some of us forgot to read the right chapter in our shortest episode to date. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Davos IV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 213

Apr 18, 2018
212: ADwD Jon II
52:40

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In the first of "Our Favorite Chapters" series, we explore the vaguely heroic patina of the Night's Watch, the sweetness of rancid butter and the nod that launched a thousand ships. Join us for kill the boying, baby switching, and block fetching, with an added bonus of diet Jaime himself: Ser Hyle Hunt. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD Jon II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 212

Apr 10, 2018
211: Game of Thrones Season 8 Update #2
42:39

Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Has the bang that was promised, actually been promised? Why is Jon Snow in King's Landing, and why is he wearing fur (think of the direwolves)? Get ready for hot cart action sometime in 2019 - we can only hope Hot Pie is in charge of concessions. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Update 2.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 211

Apr 03, 2018
210: Jaime and Brienne in the Endgame
01:13:46

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In a thousand years, will Jaime and Brienne be remembered as Goldenhand the Just and Brienne the Beauty or will we still be dreaming of a Dream of Spring? Craster has only the best lawyers, which is a good thing since the Night King is apparently Skeletor. Join us as we wonder who'll live, who'll die and who will tell the story of Jaime and Brienne (George, pls). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Jaime and Brienne in the Endgame.  

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 210

Mar 27, 2018
209: ACoK Tyrion XV
40:08

 

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.


Tyrion’s issues start with Mom and go straight to Shae. Maggots and modern medicine. Is Tyrion at the Best Western or the Four Seasons? The world is Pod’s mattress. What’s up with the Dead Ladies Club? (go listen to episode 198). And on a special note, we once again had international representation with LoT and our guest (stealth Canadian FTW)!


Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion XV

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 209

Mar 21, 2018
208: ACoK Tyrion XIV
44:28

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Tyrion a better fighter than he gives himself credit for? Is Blackwater a Hieronymous Bosch painting come to life or are those antler men falling from the sky? Was Joanna Lannister a Tiger Mom or a gentle lamb? Also, Comma's not our real mom! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion XIV

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 208

Mar 13, 2018
207: ACoK Tyrion XIII
36:13

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. As the Battle of the Blackwater rages, we learn that Joffrey is many things, but at least he recycles. The Hound breaks, Tyrion rises to the occasion, and we don't mean to brag, but we have the best listeners. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion XIII

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 207

Mar 06, 2018
206: ACoK Tyrion XII
58:47

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While revenge is a dish best served cold, Cersei serves her threats with a side of greens. We realize that Jaime is the Michael Bluth of Westeros, and that if you want to find your inner Tywin, you can't go halfway. Also, was GRRM missing the "G" (for genetics) volume of the grocery store encyclopedias? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion XII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 206

Feb 27, 2018
205: ACoK Tyrion XI
43:36

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion prepares King's Landing for the coming battle...by holding office hours. Jacelyn Bywater continues to tell it like it is. Hallyne is super pumped about productivity increases in wildfire production, and Tyrion won't hear what Shae is trying to tell him. Also - we would all be terrible maids. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion XI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 205

Feb 20, 2018
204: ACoK Tyrion X
32:20
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Be like Cortnay Penrose and stay in your castle if you have flu symptoms. We realize we misunderestimated Shae all along. Chicky has a Sasquatch story even if she won’t share it with us. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion X.
 
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 204
 
Feb 14, 2018
203: ACoK Tyrion IX
32:08

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's Fleet Week in King's Landing, as the Lannisters parade through the city, with predictable results. Jacelyn Bywater is a straight-talking dude. The Kingsguard kind of sucks. And The Hound really, really loves his Stranger. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion IX.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 203

Feb 06, 2018
202: ACoK Tyrion VIII
23:52

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Renly's dead and the King's Landing crowd isn’t sure how, but are glad he's gone. We lament the plot that did not come to be—Cersei going to Highgarden to negotiate with Olenna for Margaery’s hand (we could have had it all!) A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion VIII

Close the Door And Come Here - Episode 202

Jan 30, 2018
201: ACoK Tyrion VII
29:21

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lancel's the George Papadopoulos of Westeros, with the added bonus of a fluffy upper lip and certain doom. Tyrion is the worst, right? It's not just us? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion VII

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 201

Jan 23, 2018
200: ACoK Tyrion VI
58:29

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lancel's got some Peter Brady action going on.Tyrion's a terrible little brother. Is anyone interested in these delicious Wall Scout Cookies? How about some craft butter? Get all of this and more as we don't celebrate our 200th episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 200

Jan 16, 2018
199: ACoK Tyrion V
44:51
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Pro tip from the pyromancers...don't run if you're calling wildfire. Walk very very carefully. A lady could do worse than Cleos Frey, but no one does a Jim Bakker fire and brimstone impersonation like LoT. And, speaking of hell, it must have frozen over because we're kind of defending Cersei. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion V.
 
Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 199
Jan 09, 2018
198: A Song of Ice and Feminism
01:18:56

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this special episode, we're thankful that GRRM recognizes that women are people, we just wish they were people who were 5 years older. If we can't have the Winds of Winter, how about the Winds of Women? But really, where ARE all of the middle-aged women, George? Join us as we kick off 2018 with a boot to the patriarchy. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Song of Ice and Feminism.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 198

Jan 01, 2018
197: Drunkcast 6.0
01:40:42

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  We ponder the most popular shows on Westeros TV and who really needed to smoke some weed. LeBron Targaryen is a kick ass name and Guile knows a little too much about Wisconsin-based serial killers. Shout out to our 14-year old listeners and death by kittens. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 6.0.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 197

Dec 25, 2017
196: ACoK Tyrion IV
01:07:43

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's no avocado toast at Pycelle's crappy brunch, but that doesn't stop Tyrion from a little poison theft. Stannis is a stickler at checking references—except when it comes to middle-aged clowns. Were the Blackfish and Jon Arryn secret lovers? Is every character but Brienne a problematic fave? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion IV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 196

Dec 20, 2017
195: ACoK Tyrion III
29:08

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone knows about Jaime and Cersei thanks to Stannis and in a manner eerily reminiscent of a high school clique, Tyrion, Cersei, Littlefinger, and Varys decide how to spin the situation to advantage. GRRM is too busy writing fashion descriptions and that’s why we can’t have nice things. Is Cersei search of a support group? Tyrion has a boner and we’re not allowed to forget it. Also, he’s not nearly as clever as we thought and way more messed up than we realized. Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 195

Dec 12, 2017
194: ACoK Tyrion II
47:13

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's new cook sounds like a contender on the Westeros version of Top Chef. Jano Slynt can't keep his mouth shut, but still doesn't know when he should start spilling secrets. Varys and Tyrion start their bromance, Bronn reveals his true colors, and we long for an appearance by Ser Myxallyt in The Winds of Winter. George pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings Tyrion II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 194

Dec 05, 2017
193: ACoK Tyrion I
36:32

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Get out your fresh rat kebobs and join Tyrion, Bronn and the boys as they ride in to King's Landing. Tyrbert might be our latest ship, although given Cersei & Tyrion's chemistry, is anyone up for a JCT OT3? Is Varys playing the long game with Barristan Selmy, or is he just trying to annoy us with riddles? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings Tyrion I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 193

Nov 28, 2017
192: Game of Thrones Season 8 Update 1
46:32

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Game of Thrones end with a JB bang or with a Star Wars medal ceremony? Is Cersei the Big Bad coming to take our heroes in the rear? Can Hot Pie Catering handle the big post-victory celebration? Jaime is halfway to hobo and we're not anywhere near halfway to season 8. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview 1.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 192

Nov 21, 2017
191: AGoT Tyrion IX
36:07

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this chapter, things have gone South for the Lannister Army. Tywin knows what a vicious thug he has in the Mountain even if he’s all, “he’s just one of my employees. What do you want?” We learn that men in full plate armor do not float (take that, show!) and that game recognizes game. Also we consult the dictionary. No, really. We do. And lastly, no woman wants to be woken up with a boob squeeze. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IX. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 191

Nov 14, 2017
190: AGoT Tyrion VIII
39:25

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We think GRRM should pretend that sex is a suckling pig, while we're all going to pretend that a ruffled bronn is really just a delightfully cheeky bird. Comma goes to the mat for Kevan Lannister, while we discover that his brother Tywin shares Jaime's questionable taste in armor. Chella has an ear abacus, and do the Lannister soldiers have a circle jerk - minus the jerk? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion VIII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 190

Nov 07, 2017
189: AGoT Tyrion VII
26:31

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion brings the mountain clans home to meet his father. They may be gruff and into self-mutilation, but they have democracy and women's equality. Tywin is hot even though he's sporting Mungo Jerry's facial-do. Mia’s asoiaf children's story concept could work- baby dragons and kittens blepping galore. Donkeyleg serenades us with his Big Papa T song. Happy Halloween! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones – Tyrion VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 189

Nov 01, 2017
188: AGoT Tyrion VI
27:41

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This episode we’re full of realizations: Jerome Flynn pretty much owns the role of Bronn. GRRM is wrong (tune in to find out why), but we totally are the mountain clans, packing up a goat in our inventory for the road. Tyrion appears to be a morning person, but probably not much of a goat milker. Mord should not go to Casterly to get what Tyrion owes him. And in keeping up with the goat theme of this ep, GRRM probably has a greasy goat beard. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones – Tyrion VI.

Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 188

Oct 25, 2017
187: AGoT Tyrion V
35:14

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's got a big mouth and an even bigger negative review in store for The Eyrie on Westero's version of Trip Advisor. Lysa is as unhinged as the Moon Door. We want fanart of Bronn carrying Tyrion, and we want it now. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 187

Oct 17, 2017
186: AGoT Tyrion IV
32:57

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion plans a sharp lesson for Mohor, Lharys, & Kurleket (we see what you did there GRRM, nyuk nyuk nyuk). Cat learns that she was Petyr's Canadian girlfriend. We hold no ill will toward harp players in general, but we're dying to find out if Marillion's new shadowcat cloak is a tuxedo cat pattern or more of a cow cat thing. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion IV

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 186

Oct 10, 2017
185: AGoT Tyrion III
59:47

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the all-you-can-eat crab leg dinner at The Wall! Alliser Thorne bravely challenges Tyrion to a duel, while Lord Commander Mormont tells us exactly what's going to happen..5 books from now. Also, we still have a more few things to say about Game of Thrones season 7. Hold your aurochs. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion III

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 185

Oct 03, 2017
184: AGoT Tyrion II
32:53

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. A mind needs a book as Winterfell needs a job fair. Were Benjen Stark & Howland Reed co-authoring Rhaegar & Lyanna fan fiction? The Boltons don't dick around with library late fees. Everyone is Jon's uncle, but were the Targaryens really the Trumps of Valyria? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 184

Sep 26, 2017
183: AGoT Tyrion I
01:02:02

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Meet Tyrion Lannister: Librarian Approved. George, why you burnin' all the bacon? Is it a Westerosi hangover cure? And don't think you can hide that hot Nedbert action from our eagle eyes. Jaime knows a seamstress and isn't afraid to use her, while Joffrey & Cersei are already plotting to kill the Stark pets. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion I

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 183

Sep 19, 2017
182: Jaime Lannister Appreciation Episode
01:36:22

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love everything about Jaime Lannister, except his taste level. Welcome to the Hotel Riverrun, where "trebuchet" is just a really fun word to say. Jaime not only thinks women are (gasp!) people, he also thinks to feel sorry for the Harrenhal bear. Comma won't stop talking about crack and we all agree that fanmixes are serious business (so please send yours in). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Jaime Lannister Appreciation Episode.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 182

Sep 12, 2017
181: Game of Thrones Season 7 Review
01:44:23

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. As we discuss the entirety of season 7, the silence is deafening as we rake our minds for our favorite moments. We’re quick with grading it, though, and it’s good for D&D that none of us have any pull with HBO. Join us as we discuss Jaime x Bran; hot old zombies, armies of 5-foot girls, and why it’s a bad idea to get between Guile and Pie. We’ve become the Tyrion of his Dance chapters, but good ol New Mexico chili will save us all. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Review.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 181

Sep 06, 2017
180: Game of Thrones 7x07
01:28:42

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We discuss why Pod and Bronn conspicuously exit stage left, wight backpacks, Jon puts on a show to rival shamwow, Qyburn gets a hardon over magic science, Sam steals Gilly’s thunder, Dany, Jon, Jorah, and Tyrion love rhomboid, Rhaegar was not panty dropping hot, and Jaime’s finally going off to fuck loyalty. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x07 "The Dragon and the Wolf."

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 180

Aug 30, 2017
179: Game of Thrones 7x06
01:21:58

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Did the Children of the Corn turn the first White Walkers? There's a thick line between stupid and badass. Chaos isn't a ladder, Jon and Dany's family tree is. Does the Night King have a secret sex dungeon? And better start saving up now to finance that Chicky solo ep. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x06 "Beyond The Wall".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 179

Aug 23, 2017
178: Game of Thrones 7x05
01:16:22

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Plate armor is buoyant! Who knew? If we see a dragon, we are noping the fuck out. Michele Clapton is a Trekkie. Murder piranhas. Tyrion and Varys vent about their crazy boss at the office watercooler. Viagra crab! Jon has more chemistry with Drogon than Dany. "Faceless man dropout go back to high school.” Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x05 "Eastwatch".

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 178

Aug 16, 2017
177: Game of Thrones 7×04
01:00:00

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our mailbag is huge and our technical difficulties are annoying. Tiny Arya beats big Brienne. Dragonglass and cave drawings are fine, but why not cave sex? LF is looking for cracks in the Stark sibling relationship, but Bran is basically on crack. More importantly, did we just witness the death of Larry? Will he be reborn from the watery depths as Jaime Lannister? As long as Brienne gets to crown him the queen of love and beauty, we don’t care. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x04 "The Spoils of War".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 177

Aug 09, 2017
176: Game of Thrones 7x03
01:22:48

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. D&D give the JB fandom a finger up the bum. R.I.P. Jaime Lannister. D&D hardly knew thee. Jon & Davos are doing their best Captain Kirk and Spock on the Enterprise bridge. Cersei's maid is doing her best Romulan and Bran clearly visited a few dispensaries on the road to Winterfell. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x03 "The Queen's Justice".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 176

Aug 02, 2017
175: Game of Thrones 7x02
01:20:11

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion's rockin' his unemployment beard on Dragonstone's 1-season porch. Sam's rockin' his Biology 101 course, even though he's clearly a history major. Qyburn's rockin' the all-new Maginot Line Anti-Dray-gun Gun (yo). Bobby B rocked some whore's worlds down in the Red Keep basement. Euron may or may not be rockin' his leather pants. But the Sand Snakes? They just manage to annoy us both on land and on sea. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x02 "Stormborn"

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 175

Jul 26, 2017
174: Game of Thrones 7x01
01:14:48

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What do The Twins have in common with the U.S. Congress? Where did Euron get those pants? Sam's working 9-to-5, and this Sandor/Beric/Thoros story is working for all of us. Dany's homecoming, not so much. Dray-gons can't fix everything. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 7x01 "Dragonstone"

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 174

Jul 19, 2017
173: Game of Thrones Season 7 Preview - 10 Fearless Predictions
28:47

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. With season 7 almost here, we’ve got 10 fearless (or perhaps just “wrong”) predictions for the season. Will Jaime and Brienne bang? Will Hot Pie make a reappearance? Who’s going to sit on the Iron Throne? Listen in as we share our hopes, fears, and best guesses. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Preview - 10 Fearless Predictions.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 173

Jul 11, 2017
172: Jaime and Brienne - Fanon vs. Canon
01:20:27

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Listen in delighted horror as we bite the fandom hands that feed us. We discuss canon Jaime and the abomination that is doofus!Jaime. But it doesn’t stop there as we delve into sad Larry Lannister and evil!Jaime, who is in no way having a redemption arc. Watch out for Brienne the Brute! And, because it can’t be said enough, Brienne will never be pretty in pink, no matter how many makeovers the fandom gives her. Boom! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Jaime and Brienne - Fanon vs. Canon. 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 172

Jul 04, 2017
171: We Hate The Books Too
01:03:33

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We may be book snobs, but that doesn't mean GRRM is getting off scot free. We can only care about so many characters - sorry Martells & Greyjoys and Davos!?! GRRM tries to have it both ways with his fantasy world and the real world. Westeros sucks - we get it! We lament the bloat and continual expansion of this brutal world. GRRM keeps opening doors, maybe it's time for him to close the door and come here - with his manuscript. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. We Hate The Books Too

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 171

Jun 27, 2017
170: Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #5
36:57

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Season 7 is just around the corner, so it's time to sharpen our anti-drone spears! In our final season 7 update, we tackle the trailer, get hyped for the small possibility that Cleganebowl is back on the table, wonder why anyone would send a Greyjoy to deal with a banker (do they even know what deposit slips are?) and plan our celebratory drink menu if Jaime and Brienne bang (or kiss, or make hearteyes, or give each other meaningful looks - we're desperate, people!). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #5

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 170

Jun 20, 2017
169: Trivia Episode
25:31

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guile created a killer A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones Trivia game. Think you know all your Westeros house words? Think you know whose mom is from what house? Listen as Clotho, Eon, Chicky, and Comma prove that they have barely been paying attention during the last several years of podcasting about this junk. Be sure to play along with our matching online quiz, check our social media for the link! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoIaF & GoT - Trivia Episode.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 169

Jun 14, 2017
168: ASoS Epilogue
46:20

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. When they go low, we go lower...so let's talk about the Freys! Was the Red Wedding a $5,000 dragon affair, or a $50,000 dragon gala? Either way, the sweet playlists of Roose Bolton & Lame Lothar's Wedding Planners will make your night. But now for a serious question, who was Lady Stoneheart's neck flap holder? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Epilogue

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 168

Jun 06, 2017
167: ASoS Catelyn VII
49:46

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lord Walder Frey and The Chinless Collective cordially invite you to the Red Wedding (the red is for love!). The music is crap (you try playing the lute while sitting on a crossbow) and the food is worse, but at least the reception isn't boring. Sob! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords – Catelyn VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 167

May 30, 2017
166: ASoS Catelyn VI
46:59

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We’re not sure how Walder Frey keeps finding wives, but we’re glad he never met Selwyn Tarth. Cat’s got bread, salt, and hip size on the brain. Roose may be an immortal Mike Pence, but at least he’s proud of Ramsay. We wonder if Jaime was Brienne’s chaperone. And everybody needs to listen to their dogs. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords – Catelyn VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 166

May 23, 2017
165: ASoS Catelyn V
38:36

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s still raining. The party of the damned is on their last road trip and everything hurts. Catelyn wants Robb to name Ser Random from the Vale as his heir, but he’s not having any of it. We’re positive there’s a will, but does it really matter? How did we miss what was gonna go down the first time we read this? There is good news, though! Tina (cutiepillar-blog on tumblr) is going to Con of Thrones and is looking for other JB shippers! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords – Catelyn V.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 165

May 16, 2017
164: ASoS Catelyn IV
48:52

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hoster’s dead, y’all. Tully funerals are kind of like ours except no one is bringing the equivalent of a three-bean salad. Edmure looses his shaft, but can’t finish. And Lame Lothar Frey and Walder Rivers are really expert at good cop/bad cop. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords – Catelyn IV.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 164

May 09, 2017
163: ASoS Catelyn III
33:00

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If you were wondering if Lord Karstark could be more of a jerk, the answer is a resounding yes, as his act of pointless vengeance puts Robb in an impossible position. Between the nakedness of Willem Lannister and Tion Frey’s bodies and Jeyne being way too comfortable talking to her new mother-in-law about all the sex she’s having with Robb, it’s an icky chapter. But at least she’s got wide hips. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords – Catelyn III

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 163

May 02, 2017
162: ASoS Catelyn II
52:31

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Catelyn’s joy at being reunited with Robb fades when she realizes her baby isn’t a virgin anymore. Everyone hates Edmure—the inevitable result of being the youngest sibling? Is Sybell Spicer the shadow Cat of the Westerlings? Also, Stark magical sperm. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords – Catelyn II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 162

Apr 25, 2017
161: ASoS Catelyn I
39:29

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. After Catelyn Stark pulls out a Hail Mary setting Jaime free, nobody knows what to do with her, certainly not the middle management of Riverrun so they put her up in the poshest suite in the castle (worthy of a five-star review on TripAdvisor were it not for her dying father). Was Lysa’s pregnancy terminated before or after her marriage to Jon Arryn? And just how probable is it that Hoster stayed celibate for two decades? A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords – Catelyn I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 161

Apr 18, 2017
160: House Doore - RPG Episode 11
01:06:20

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. House Doore’s adventures continue. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 11.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 160

Apr 11, 2017
159: House Doore - RPG Episode 10
01:03:52

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. House Doore’s adventures continue. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 10.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 159

Apr 04, 2017
158: Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #4
45:46

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Larry Lannister rears his ugly head. Does LB have the same appeal as JB? While we're skeptical about what season 7 might hold for Jaime and Brienne, we've come (we know what we said) to look forward to Wallgasm 2017. Is Stone D the new Fat Pink Mast? Find out this and more on our latest Season 7 update. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #4.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 158

Mar 28, 2017
157: The Battle of the Cats
01:10:14

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s the Battle of the Cats! Book!Catelyn is a Cat that will scratch you, but Michelle Fairley has so much chemistry with everyone she has a scene with, that we love Show!Catelyn anyhow. What we don’t love so much is Todd Lannister and how Cat’s whitewashed into forgiving Jon. Benioff hasn’t just pissed off the ASOIAF fandom—the Homer fandom is just as hardcore.

Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 157

Mar 21, 2017
156: ACoK Catelyn VII
01:03:03

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is how rumors get started! Cat, Brienne, and Jaime come together in the Riverrun dungeon, but was Brienne plugging her ears the whole time? Cat continues her aesthetic appreciation of the Kingslayer, and after months of self-reflection, Jaime comes to the conclusion that he's basically pretty awesome. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn VII.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 156

Mar 14, 2017
155: ACoK Catelyn VI
45:57

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat is every older sibling ever, but she's still not getting the victories she wants. Is Barbrey Dustin the Camilla Parker-Bowles of Westeros? We don't know for sure, but we think Cleos Frey might be behind the Rogue POTUS Twitter account. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 155

Mar 07, 2017
154: ACoK Catelyn V
48:35

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Shout out to all of you non-Jaime and/or Brienne fans so desperate for new ASoIaF content that you're willing to give us a listen. We're here for you. And, against our better judgment, we're also here for zombie skeleton Ned. Meanwhile, back in the Riverlands, Cat has a bad day. Edmure is a good guy, and Brienne needs a hug. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn V.

 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 154

Feb 28, 2017
153: ACoK Catelyn IV
45:06

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat has an aha moment in the sept, but diplomacy is not going to win this one. More like the coochie monster. As usual, Brienne gets misjudged by everyone, because no one loves her like we do. And we wonder, can shadow babies kill White Walkers? Let’s all pause to consider. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn IV.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 153

Feb 22, 2017
152: ACoK Catelyn III
58:33

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Toss those preconceived notions in the fire, because Stannis is the Baratheon brother being all heavy metal thunder in his bitchin' flame crown, while Renly is the one showing up in a squirrel belly cloak. Ew. At least it has some kind of peach holster. It's the year of the fire rooster, but we'd like to state for the record that we still don't have Winds. George, pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn III.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 152

Feb 15, 2017
151: ACoK Catelyn II
46:23

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Ladies and gentlemen...it's the moment you've been waiting for. Here comes the Beauty! Brienne of Tarth knows how to make an entrance. Renly knows how to host an army. Does anyone know where we can find some hot LARPing action? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn II.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 151

Feb 08, 2017
150: ACoK Catelyn I
36:07

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cleos Frey is too honorable for his own good. Cat is darn lucky she didn't take a road trip to Pyke with Theon. Someone needs to tell both Lord Karstark and Edmure to put on their big boy breeches. We discuss the true meaning of comets, the really bad timing of King Harren and treaties that no one is ever gonna sign (sorry Stark girls). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 150

Feb 01, 2017
149: Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #3
57:21

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Two blonde knights walk into a room...and we speculate endlessly on what happens next. What would you name your anti-dragon gun? Will Larry get fooled again? Do the Faceless Men account for big bootys when choosing their victims? We tackle these questions and more in our latest season update. Yes listeners, there will be lumpia. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #3

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 149

Jan 25, 2017
148: AGoT Catelyn XI
51:45

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat learns you can go home again, but when you do it'll probably suck - much like young Petyr Baelish. The Northern lords and the Riverlands hold a war council in which Stevron Frey might actually make the most sense (we know!). Robb is declared the King in the North and we're sure it's all good times and glory from here on out. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn XI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 148

Jan 17, 2017
147: AGoT Catelyn X
36:35

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How well do you know your Frey cousins? As well as the Blackfish obviously knows Jaime? Speaking of the Kingslayer, after his performance in the Whispering Wood should we start calling him the Terminator instead? Dragon high fives for everyone! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn X

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 147

Jan 11, 2017
146: House Doore - RPG Episode 9
01:03:14

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. House Doore’s adventures continue. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 9.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 146

Jan 04, 2017
145: House Doore - RPG Episode 8
59:15

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. House Doore messes around in the lab and there are dire consequences. Sand gets EVERYWHERE. Lady Splice is not having any clowning around.  You know what they say... 'you just can't go home again'.  Some jerk makes a creepy return. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 8. 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 145

Dec 28, 2016
144: AGoT Catelyn IX
44:08

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. They may be literal river trolls, but we love the Freys now? We do, because Walder is your favorite someone-else's-relative. Are the Duggars modern Freys, or is it the other way around? And, the only place Lysa Arryn wants Robin fostered is on her boob. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn IX

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 144

Dec 20, 2016
143: AGoT Catelyn VIII
50:29

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Are the Manderlys really just wielding fancy pitchforks? Is tuna really the chicken of the sea? We meet the Supreme Creepster himself: Roose Bolton while Cat & Robb make all sorts of plans that we're sure are going to work just fine. Nothing to worry about here, kids. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn VIII

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode143

Dec 13, 2016
142: AGoT Catelyn VII
34:42

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Let’s get ready to RUMBLE! It’s Ser Vardis vs. Bronn in a duel to the death. Cat is filled with regret, while Lysa is filling her face with blackberry kebabs. There’s nary a Moon Door in sight, but that won’t stop us from mulling Targaryen runs or Petyr’s peter. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn VII


Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 142

Dec 06, 2016
141: AGoT Catelyn VI
39:03

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion works his charm so hard even Cat is falling for it. The Blackfish names himself. Comma names Pervy Peter. No one knows how to name a teenaged chicken. Cat gets a little snobby about bastards. The climb is a little rocky, but when all else fails, titty. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn VI.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 141

Nov 30, 2016
140: AGoT Catelyn V
36:39

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. By what right does the trout judge the lion? We meet Masha Masha Masha, Marillion, stealth Bronn, and some of those damn Freys for the very first time. The Riverlands is thirsty for gossip. Cat's thirsty for revenge. And we're happy to drink it all in. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn V

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 140

Nov 23, 2016
139: AGoT Catelyn IV
41:34

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We come to the startling conclusion that ASoIaF is basically a very, very, very dark John Hughes movie with Littlefinger in the evil Ducky role. What does Varys know and when does know it? Who gets the props for the total media blackout of the Tower of Joy? Inquiring minds want to know what Petyr's youthful letter to Cat said. And we all want to know if GRRM is busy perusing recipe cards as he struggles to finish Winds. Join us in a moment of silence for Ser Rodrik's beard hair as we head to King's Landing for the very first time. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and FIre. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn IV

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 139

Nov 15, 2016
138: AGoT Catelyn III
42:50
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we ask ourselves why DO we read this series? We discuss why people hate Catelyn (she’s willing to go full Cersei on the direwolves) and why people love her (she is so badass), how GRRM packs this chapter full of irony for the re-reader, and just who Robb and Sansa should have been promised to. Also, would Stranger Things have distracted Littlefinger from his nefarious plans? And even though we all already know this, we get more confirmation that Jaime loves Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn III.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 138

Nov 08, 2016
137: AGoT Catelyn II
39:13
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in as Cat and Ned make the hottest room in Winterfell even hotter. He may let it all hang out, but Ned’s not a planner, you guys. Lysa likes the Littlefinger, but does he speak her secret language? And it turns out Jon’s a huge downer even when he’s not in the room. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn II.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 137
Nov 01, 2016
136: AGoT Catelyn I
29:12
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In Winterfell's godswood, Cat sees the Old Gods everywhere, while her husband sees a chance to get his Nedbert on. Join us as we go back to the start. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn I.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 136
Oct 25, 2016
135: Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #2
51:22
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Spoilers and foilers galore! We try to separate the treasure from the trash. Do Jon & Dany get frequent flyer miles on Dragon Air? Is Cersei pulling a telenovela-inspired fast one on the unwitting Larry? Will Davos make a rowing-related dad joke? Is the orgasm wall really going to be a thing? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #2.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 135
Oct 18, 2016
134: Winds of Winter Speculation: Part II
01:07:16
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Clowns are coming! What do the latest seasons of Game of Thrones reveal (or not reveal) about Winds of Winter? Are bald man just secret Targaryens? Anyone want to donate to our Kickstarter campaign to send Kathy Bates to George's door so we can actually read this book someday? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Winds of Winter Speculation - Part II

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 134
Oct 11, 2016
133: Dunk & Brienne
01:11:00
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dunk the Lunk and Brienne the Beauty have more in common than just some DNA. Join us as we compare and contrast the similarities and differences between our favorite true knights, their squires, and their love interests. Is Bloodraven a closet JB shipper? Is Dunk a future deadbeat dad? Is a comet going to wipe out everyone in the end (really!)? Ser Duncan the Tall. Brienne of Tarth. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Dunk & Brienne.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 133
Oct 05, 2016
132: The Mystery Knight - Part 3
49:31
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dunk & Egg blunder their way into spoiling a rebellion. Maynard Plumm (if that's his REAL name) explains it all. Dunk has no choice but to be a hero, and Bloodraven thinks it's about time someone gave Egg a clout to the head. Is bathing in blood just Westerosi botox? We don't know the answer to that, but we do know that we're sad to say goodbye to these lovely stories. Ser Duncan the Tall. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Mystery Knight - Part 3.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 132
Sep 27, 2016
131: The Mystery Knight - Part 2
01:01:23
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. John the Fiddler dreams of Dunk. And Dunk's junk. Dunk needs to get in the concussion protocol, Ser Glendon needs to get a more realistic last name, and Egg needs to get over here so we can give him a group hug. There are plots a plenty for one and all as the world's worst conspirators settle in at Whitewalls. Ser Duncan the Tall. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Mystery Knight - Part 2.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 131
Sep 20, 2016
130: The Mystery Knight - Part 1
45:49
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Crossing Swords: The Prequel. Dunk-On Funkler 5eva! Thanks, Bloodraven. Aegon IV was a true Powerball and Young Walder Frey is as big of a dick as Old Walder Frey. Join us for songs (really!), dance (not really), and apt comparisons of Dunk & Egg to major cleaning products brands. Ser Duncan the Tall. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Mystery Knight - Part 1.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 130
Sep 13, 2016
129: Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #1
01:05:42
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No news is...uh, no news, so join us as we go live and wildly speculate about the fate of our favorite and not-so-favorite characters. Will Jon Snow die again? Will Arya reunite with Gendry and Hot Pie (HOT PIE!)? Will Jaime kill Cersei in a romantical murder suicide (ugh)? Are we the whisper on the wind that D&D are hearing in the writer's room (yes - and also Hooooot Piiiiiiie)?. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 7 Update #1

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 129
Sep 07, 2016
128: The Sworn Sword - Part 3
01:00:56
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. While Ser Eustace puts the finishing touches on his Blackfyre fan fiction (Dunk x Alysanne 5eva!), Ser Duncan the Tall has some sexy dreams (is that you Bloodraven?) and comes up with a plan to save the day. Rohanne Webber likes following through on threats, cheek-related injuries, and big blondes. Sound like anyone we know? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Sworn Sword - Part 3.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 128
Aug 31, 2016
127: The Sworn Sword - Part 2
53:52
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dunk & Egg climb down from Chicken Tower into the lair of Lady Rohanne Webber, who promptly offers Dunk some pink meat in exchange for his sword. Dunk's in over his head when it comes to talking to pretty girls. And, speaking of heads, we have a great idea for a new product tie-in (you can thank us by writing that JB table scene, GRRM). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Sworn Sword - Part 2.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 127
Aug 24, 2016
126: The Sworn Sword - Part 1
57:11
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Summer is coming and water rights are a very serious thing. Dunk & Egg deal with droughts while we deal with more important matters - like why can't Bloodraven afford an eyepatch? Ser Bennis ruins everything when he just can't stay in his lazy lane. Are we sure the villagers aren't just saying "What?" Backdoor/Moondoor, whatever it is, all we know is that we want some Dunkcake art. And we want it now. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Sworn Sword - Part 1.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 126
Aug 17, 2016
125: The Hedge Knight - Part 2
01:06:24
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we ponder the question we know you’re all thinking: how are Dunk and Brienne like the X-Men? Eon gets vengeance on Roy Dotrice for his unique pronunciations of our favorite characters’ names. Who will fight alongside us in our own personal Trial by Seven? Chicky argues for the importance of good hair in a fellow champion. And finally, vote Baelor - make Westeros great again! The Hedge Knight - Part 2


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 125
Aug 10, 2016
124: The Hedge Knight - Part 1
58:40
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Aegon is a good egg. Monarchy is a shitty form of government, but it’s even shittier when a bunch of incestuous freaks marry. Is that a reference to Brienne or have we reached a new level of obsession? And just how bangable is Dunk the Hunk? How many Targs is too many? Chicky and Comma eat crow (we should have listened to LoT and Eon). Dunk & Egg - The Hedge Knight - Part 1.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 124
Aug 03, 2016
123: A Song of Ice and Fire - Top Ten Chapters
01:43:20
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time to turn off the TV and open up the books as we discuss our favorite ASoIaF chapters. The only thing Guile loves more than Jaime and Brienne are spreadsheets. Who knew the Red Wedding was really the opening scene of a sophisticated adult romcom? Brienne is a goddamn hero, Jaime is a poet and we're all going to drown in the Hoppinhal beer pit. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Top Ten Chapters.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 123
Jul 27, 2016
122: House Doore - RPG Episode 7
01:05:12
Lady Eon Rune is getting warg happy.  Who doesn't love a creepy clown? Lady Splice that's who! The She Bear is desperate for a maester. Fighting a sorceress in a flammable alchemy lab? Sounds like a good idea to me! New squires might want to seek employment elsewhere. Ser Chicky is like a kitten in a room full of dangling strings. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 7.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 121
Jul 20, 2016
121: House Doore - RPG Episode 6
01:42:13
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We are on the hunt for Lady Rune's cat Finn. Ser Chicky picks up a new squire (on probation). Our fearsome troop of ladies receive a lukewarm welcome from the inhabitants of Castle Black Horn. Who's our liege lord anyway? We meet Jonah "the brave". LoT awkwardly flirts with a Dornishman. Lady Splice drinks and intrigues (she does one better than the other). Game of Thrones A Song of Ice and Fire. ASOIAF Roleplaying. Role Playing Game. House Doore - RPG Episode 6.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 121
Jul 13, 2016
120: Game of Thrones Season 6 Recap
01:06:48
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We take the podcast live and raise the banners for Lord Edmure. There’s a Close The Door drinking game and no one told us? Get out! Is Selwyn Tarth a secret dragon rider, or are we going to have to add that to our list of failed predictions? Join us as we celebrate not only another season down the tubes,but the majesty of Dany’s jousting and cavorting eyebrows. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones - Season 6 Recap.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 120
Jul 06, 2016
119: Game of Thrones 6x10
01:47:10
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Life lessons from Westeros: You don’t trust Littlefinger and you don't just have a zombie Mountain around for shits & giggles. In other news, has Carol finally left the building? Does Olenna travel with her own personal Cheese Boy? Did Daario get Jorahed? Were D&D inspired by Not Another Teen Movie? We’ll answer these questions and more in the season finale. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones - 6x10 “The Winds of Winter”.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 119
Jun 29, 2016
118: Game of Thrones 6x09
01:18:49
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Let’s get ready to rumble! Dany’s dragons are as majestic as a Charlton Heston classic, while Tormund & Davos debate which is better: a good drink or a good bowel movement? Rickon runs a straight line, while the birth of Firekraker is anything but straight. Do zombies have a sell-by date? Is anyone really surprised by the outcome of SnowBowl? Wanna hear some Point Break spoilers (really)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x09 “Battle of the Bastards”

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 118
Jun 22, 2016
117: Game of Thrones 6×08
01:15:03
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Reunited and it feels so good! Bronn is one of us, but is he also Jaime’s DUFF? Brienne says Jaime’s just a friend, but the hearteyes and chin quivers tell us that he’s got what she needs. The Hound pisses on Lady Stoneheart (literally), while Jaime delivers an epic Carol5eva speech. Gather ‘round for more sad moon masturbation everyone! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x08 “No One”

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 117
Jun 15, 2016
116: Game of Thrones 6×07
01:17:03
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Comma rails on poor kindergarten theater productions, while the rest of us fight over who gets to adopt Lyanna Mormont. Asha's on Kraken Spring Break and Jaime's hips aren't lying, Daddy really did wear the Lannister armor better. Sandor is so focused on his wood that he probably didn't hear our screaming about that episode 8 preview. And the podcast breaks. Will Brienne knock the Larry out of Jaime? Will we ever get the sex table that was promised? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x07 "The Broken Man" 

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 116
Jun 08, 2016
115: Game of Thrones 6×06
01:11:31
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Uncle Benjen can whip up a mean rabbit blood smoothie, but does he need to visit the Children’s day spa? BranRaven sees Larry kill the Mad King. Sam the Eagle and Randyll Tarly: same person or separated at birth? Why does the High Sparrow look like he’s never had a bath? Is Jaime be Lord of Casterly Rock for realz now and will we get Lady Stoneheart after all? Tune in for answers to these questions on this episode of Close the Door and Come Here. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x06 “Blood of My Blood”. **Sound quality warning! We get an unexplained echo towards the end of this episode**

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 115
Jun 01, 2016
114: Game of Thrones 6x05
01:16:58
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hold the door and come here, because we need a hug more than Bloodraven needs parental controls on weirwood.net. We ponder the tough questions like, is there a Red Woman finishing school? Do the Faceless Men do pro-bono work? And, is it incest if you're only cousins? What is this show doing to us? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x05 "The Door"

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 114
May 25, 2016
113: Game of Thrones 6×04
01:10:29
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Starks reunite and it feels so good. Tormund wants to invite a certain big, ugly wench for some Castle Black and chill. Jorah and Daario are feeling a little hangry, and it's too bad the High Sparrow never learned that a little hair of the dog will cure anything. Dany is heavy metal Jesus, Pycelle is a shuffling genius, and Larry and Carol are the same old/same old. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x04 "Book of the Stranger".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 113
May 18, 2016
112: Game of Thrones 6x03
01:07:46
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Jon Davos' rebound relationship? Bran is a surly teenage greenseer and Dany is joining the Dothraki Golden Girls (or is it the Facts of Life?). "I've got dragons" is our new catch-all excuse and remember kids, you can't take candy from strangers, but you can sure take it from that nice Maester Qyburn. Larry's got hype, but we're all dreading the Rickoning. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x03 "Oathbreaker".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 112
May 11, 2016
111: Game of Thrones 6×02
01:12:36
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Does L+H=J? If you're having a bad day (or bad death), just talk to Davos, but if you want to talk murder dogs , you've come to the wrong place. Were you singing Jon Snow, Superstar, or humming the Terminator theme. Whatever the resurrection, we've got no objection. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x02 "Home".

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 111
May 04, 2016
110: Game of Thrones 6x01
01:14:46
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Maybe Melisandre is born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline. Ramsay needs a pack of papillons and do maesters have a vaginal link on their chains? Larry and Carol continue to destroy our souls, but we dare to hope that Dorne just got Poochied. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 6x01 “The Red Woman”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 110
Apr 27, 2016
109: Game of Thrones Season 6 Preview
57:40
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. With season six just around the corner, our panel wants Game of Thrones to go full Clash of the Titans. We pitch Essos reality TV shows, discuss Mustachegate 2016 and hope for a Brienne/Jon Snow meeting, if only for a new reason for Edd to fetch a block. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 6 Preview.

Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 109
Apr 20, 2016
108: Clusterpalooza 2.0 - Books vs. Show
01:15:39
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this mostly Books vs. Show episode our panelists argue their way through an hour of what works and what doesn't.   Listen to this one - somehow, somewhere your opinion will be voiced.  And remember kids, send all your hate mail to @guileandsubterfuge on Tumblr.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 108
Apr 12, 2016
107: House Doore - RPG episode 5
01:34:59
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  How many naked women does it take to chase away three hot Dothraki? Game Narrator Wontkins threatens to "turn this cart round" a few times. LoT purchases the Cadillac of horses, and *disclaimer* No actual horses were harmed in the making of this podcast. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure.
Close the Door and come Here - Episode 107
Apr 06, 2016
106: Game of Thrones: Best and Worst of Seasons 1-5
01:30:31

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hook up with GoT Thrones? podcast to discuss our picks and pans through five tumultuous seasons of Game of Thrones. We relive the glory days of Lisa-with-a-Ta, Doran Doran, Jason Momoa, sexy old man love (we'll never forget you, Charles Dance), and Godo's fabulous videos. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones - Best and Worst of Seasons 1-5.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 106

Mar 30, 2016
105: ADwD Cersei II and Epilogue
01:20:31

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guile outgrosses GRRM, and the smallfolk of King's Landing out gross us all with their Westerosi tailgate antics. Saggy boobs and cat pinatas for everyone! We learn that Candyland is not a vicious game and that if Varys could train kittens to murder we'd all be in trouble. Adorable trouble. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Cersei II and Kevan Lannister Epilogue.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 105

Mar 23, 2016
104: ADwD Cersei I
56:24

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We think Margarine and Salsa sound like a good combo. Cersei remembers “Her”. And we imagine a totally different kind of bathtub scene. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Cersei I.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 104

Mar 15, 2016
103: AFfC Cersei X
41:41

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tommen fishes for cats while Cersei gives awkward hugs. Taena is RSVPing "No" to the playdate from hell, while we would all gladly attend the Kettleblack Bowl. Margaery is going to get scurvy (actually rickets), but Cersei is finally going to get what's coming to her. Septas beware! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei X.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 103

Mar 09, 2016
102: Drunkcast 5.0b
01:09:53
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could Brienne handle apple pie moonshine? Should Jaime pawn his golden hand to build the frock-frack shack? Robert + Ned = Gendry? Clutch your earphones as we have a Pro-JB-Baby vs Anti-JB-Baby rumble, a serious Brienne x Tyrion debate, ponder whether Qyburn is the Dr. Nick of Westeros, and fix each other up with ASOIAF characters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 5.0b.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 102
Mar 02, 2016
101: AFfC Cersei IX
01:16:21
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Devil Wears Donyse, but Cersei's sanity is wearing thin. Our favorite crazy Queen is not a "disciplined thinker", but she would have gotten away with if it wasn't for those meddling kids. Or those dim Kettleblacks. We're all in for Taena '16 and looking forward to that hot Cersburn bath scene in The Winds of Winter. George, pls. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei IX.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 101
Feb 24, 2016
100: 100th Episode Live Podcast Celebration
02:15:14
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hide the kids (but not the bottles) as we go extra explicit and figure out what exactly 3rd base is in Westeros. Who's wifey material? Who's raven sexting who? Who's Daven Lannister?  And WHO is Italian typing (spoiler alert: it's Clotho) Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 100
Feb 17, 2016
99: AFfC Cersei VIII
58:26

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Never wake a sleeping Maggy. It's valonqar this and younger, more beautiful, that, as we go all in on that &%#^ prophecy. Cersei finds her Brienne. Feel the Cersburn! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei VIII.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 99

Feb 10, 2016
98: Lannister Family Special
01:54:24

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. All aboard the Lannister Targ Secret Shame Train. First stop: Dysfunction Junction. We dig deep and ponder the big questions like: Who's the golden child? Who's the peacemaker? Who's not your real mom? And, is Lancel any good in bed (nope)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Lannister Family Special.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 98

Feb 03, 2016
97: AFfC Cersei VII
43:36

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Behold the dogs of war! We contemplate a 19-year old Jaime, while Cersei contemplates the Arbor wine supply and not-so-fondly recalls nameday sex with Robert. Myrish Swamp? Sounds like you need a shower. And what the heck is Qyburn doing down in the dungeon? Human centipede anyone? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei VII.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 97

Jan 27, 2016
96: AFfC Cersei VI
51:13
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No one wants to get their dress dirty. Marg’s posse all have the cool names. So do the ships, and by ships we mean the kind that go in water. Megga x Mark Mullendore and monkeys for everyone? And Sweet Cersei sings: Whatever it is I think I see becomes an Incest relationship to me. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei VI.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 96
Jan 20, 2016
95: AFfC Cersei V
01:10:25
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's another rough day at the office for Cersei: bill collectors to the right and laundry accidents to the left. Chicky needs to keep her bitch in line. The North Remembers, but sadly, Cersei has forgotten all she never learned at her father's knee. Join us for for bathtub memories, Kettleblacks galore, the first Ser Pounce sighting, and the proposed prohibition of beets. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei V.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 95

Jan 13, 2016
94: AFfC Cersei IV
44:45
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We’re all gonna need some wine to get through this committee meeting. Qyburn is the under-appreciated Westerosi Martha Stewart. Lots of heads floating around. Cersei sings "If They Could See Me Now". And LoT gives Ash a Jumbotron proposal she can’t refuse. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei IV.

Close the Door and come Here - Episode 94
Jan 06, 2016
93: House Doore - RPG episode 4
01:49:47

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. House Doore is destitute. Let the bargain shopping begin! Lady Eon Rune is getting married, and its a nice day for a red wedding. Come inside me bro. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure.


Close the Door and come Here - Episode 93

Dec 30, 2015
92: Season 6 Update - Part IV
59:20

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will the Dothraki get hotter? Will they bring back Jon Snow so he can die again? Does Wun Wun attack Hogwarts? Will Balon finally die? Will they stop burning children? And most importantly, will Jaime go out in a blaze of Brienne? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 6 Update - Part IV.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 92

Dec 23, 2015
91: AFfC Cersei III
55:56
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Cersei ever learn that paranoia will destroy ya? Speaking of destruction, let us mourn Tyrion’s porn stash. Tommen is the Bubble Boy. Spiced wine is the answer for everything and who knew that Robert was the glue holding Jaime and Cersei’s love together? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei III.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 91
Dec 16, 2015
90: House Doore - RPG episode 3
01:45:47
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No bowl cuts for this crowd. Our knees are sore, and our eyes weepy. Finn the Shadowcat -  Eon Rune Chooses you! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 90
Dec 09, 2015
89: AFfC Cersei II
44:43

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tommen throws pennies “to” the people. Are farts as useless as nipples on a breastplate? Gregor’s a milk of the puppy junkie. This is Cersei Unchained. We’ll miss you most of all, wine. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei II.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 89

Dec 02, 2015
88: AFfC - Cersei I
51:54
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. You may love a Targaryen. Lot’s surprised we’re defending Cersei. Guile calls out the Cersei x Qyburn meet cute. We're all bonding over platonic Shea questioning. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Cersei I.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 88
Nov 25, 2015
87: SpouseCast 2.0
01:17:49
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Spousecast 2.0 - The "newly" wed game edition!
Elevator rides, mosquito bites, and public bathroom stalls!  The married ladies of podcast compete with hubbies in tow for a game of who can embarrass each other the most.  Hosted by the brilliant and cruel duo YD and Guile.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 87
Nov 18, 2015
86: If you like JB you’ll also like…
01:19:12
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If you love JB, join us as we explore the ways our favorite couple fulfills some of our favorite tropes. Chicky’s belligerent sexual tension crack. Toepick! Old movies, hip hop couples, all the teen movies. There’s something for everybody this episode - even hardcore horse fans. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Winds of Winter - Speculation.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 86
Nov 11, 2015
85: The Winds of Winter - Speculation
01:09:45

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Get ready for the Great Flood! It’s all Winds of Winter as we talk Lady Stoneheart, Quiet Isle, JB licking their wounds (we know what we said) and more. Warning: Harry Potter spoilers (we’re not kidding) Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. The Winds of Winter - Speculation.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 85


Nov 04, 2015
84: Season 6 Update - Part III
01:24:43
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Who’s Gonna Live! Who’s Gonna Die! Who’s Gonna Bang! Listen in as we ruin more Disney movies. You don’t need a penis to bring the Wall down. Howlin’ Reed strikes again and so will we if JB don’t have a fucking fuck scene. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 6 Update - Part III.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 84
Oct 27, 2015
83: Game of Thrones 3x10
01:30:15
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Carol Lannister makes her triumphant return. Balon gets a delivery from the Flayer Express. Sam reluctantly his the stair master as the rest of Westeros is rocked in the aftermath of the Red Wedding. Davos is everything (you’ve been warned). Mel makes a quick 180. Dany is white Jeebus and we all want pizza as season three ends with a whimper. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Mhysa”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 83
Oct 21, 2015
82: Game of Thrones 3×09
01:13:26
Spoilers, profanity Jaime x Brienne. Things are looking up for the Starks! Grey Worm predictably loses the dick measuring contest, but Jorah loses his heart when he choo-choo-chooses Dany. Speaking of Dany, did the Khaleesi get her Unsullieds from the Bargain Basement Bin? The Freys sure know how to cut up the dance floor and these fucking bastards sure know how to destroy our souls.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Rains of Castamere”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 82
Oct 14, 2015
81: Game of Thrones 3×08
01:11:14
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Second Sons play a rousing game of one girl, 3 coins, while Dany falls for Old Daario's smooth moves. Stannis and Davos contemplate a naked Gendry and Mel, while we contemplate which usurper is the penis leech. Shae is relieved to find Tyrion and Sansa's bed-sheets pristine, but did she check the rug? Meanwhile, Sam becomes the Slayer and heroically saves Gilly and beautiful baby Randyll Craster. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Second Sons”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 81
Oct 07, 2015
80: Fan Fiction Part II
01:16:17
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In part two of our fan fiction spectacular, the gloves come off as our panelists get to the bottom of their glasses and debate the nature of criticism, the perils of canon (BOOM!), race, gender and which writers deserve to get blasted off the planet (in a good way!). A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones. FanFiction. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 80
Sep 29, 2015
79: Fan Fiction Part I
01:23:28
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join our panel of Jaime x Brienne fic writers for part 1 of our fan fiction spectacular. Find out who's a bitter fandom queen, who's a stealth editor, and who just doesn't give a fuck. We reveal the secret shame of our early stories and bad teenage poetry and answer the age old questions of Jaime: hand or no hand and Cersei: sister or cousin. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. FanFiction.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 79
Sep 23, 2015
78: Game of Thrones 3x07
01:16:04
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone ships Jaime & Brienne, especially Bart the Bear. Speaking of wildlife, the donkey was only the watcher. The stars align as we hit peak Locke, peak Marg, and peak Tormund. While Tywin works from home, Joffrey is all about the elevator. Selwyn Tarth gets named dropped again while GRRM reminds us that none of this is in the books. WE KNOW GEORGE, WE KNOW! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Bear and the Maiden Fair”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 78
Sep 15, 2015
77: Season 6 Update - Part II
01:35:20
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Be our guest as we discuss season six and Beauty & The Beast: The Besmirched Edition. Take a bite out of Hot Pie's blue frosted wench cookie and settle in as the talk turns to parallel dimensions, missing Salsas, and getting hype. If you're not pumped for the Hodor origin story - get out! And, if we don't get a JB reunion, Guile's going to turn those scripts into ashes. Finally, take a shot every time Chicky says "We don't even fucking know." It's gonna be a bumpy, spoilery ride. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones Season 6 Update Part II.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 77
Sep 09, 2015
76: Game of Thrones 3x06
57:25
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Some people like to climbf#!k. Some people like to research antlers. Jon & Ygritte climb The Wall as we explain the concept of ice to Eon. Littlefinger expounds on chaosh theory while Loras discusses French sleeves. Join us for some hot hand holding action, torture porn and Tywin & Olenna neither giving nor taking any fucks.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Climb”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 76
Sep 02, 2015
75: Game of Thrones 3×05
01:07:05
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Robb’s got cleavage. Jon has cave sex. Beric waves his flaming sword (not a euphemism). Jaime can’t hide his boner face and Olenna can’t get enough of those figs. Roose is on the loose as we debate who has the better ass and sigh over sweet Shireen and young Gendrya love. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones. "Kissed by Fire"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 75
Aug 26, 2015
74: House Doore - RPG episode 2
01:34:57
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Harrenhal hijinx. Do NOT trust us with your heir. We bring war to our doorstep. Chicken wings and breasts go flying all over the place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 74
Aug 19, 2015
73: House Doore - RPG episode 1
01:00:19
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our narrator Wontkins guides us through the first part of our adventure. Chicky’s horse is overloaded. YD has deep dark secrets. We find a nuncle. Who brought the Frey? Who doesn’t want to talk to the Blackfish? Lady Splice is a lush. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Role Playing Game. RPG adventure.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 73
Aug 12, 2015
72: Game of Thrones 3x04
01:14:23
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If we look back, we are lost. Varys is a Ken doll. Joffrey is in macabre heaven. Tywin & Cersei play the Game of Mispronunciation. Jorah comes to the realization that Dany may be out of his league. Jaime hits rock bottom as he hits the bottle of Locke’s vintage horse piss.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “And Now His Watch Is Ended”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 72
Aug 04, 2015
71: Season 6 Update
01:25:59
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We talk Season 6 casting and filming spoilers. Dude, I’m totally back from the dead. We revisit our favorite textiles in Westeros. Brienne is going down. Check out The Besmirchers. Bolt-On, Cleganebowl, Ghost warging, and Howlin’ Reed? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 6 Update Part I.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 71

Jul 29, 2015
70: Game of Thrones 3×03
01:15:08
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Creepy fish everywhere. World’s most obnoxious game of silent musical chairs. Tommen, can you hear me? Sam is a peeping tom. Dany goes shopping at Crazy Krazzy’s Unsullied Bargain Barn. The whores aren’t the only ones groaning over Pod’s performance. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 70
Jul 22, 2015
69: Clusterpalooza
42:44
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our original ep recording is a fail so we wing it. Guile likes man-killing pets. YD will take one for the team with Hot Uncle Benjen. LoT suggests cheese houses and panties. And show!Marg gives most of us boners. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 69
Jul 15, 2015
68: Game of Thrones 3x02
01:04:22
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Marg strokes Joffrey's bow. We find a literal throne of cocks. There’s an anime filter on the lens as Jaime swordfucks Brienne. LoT is ready (or not) to ♥ Locke. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Dark Wings, Dark Words"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 68

Jul 08, 2015
67: Game of Thrones 3x01
01:24:07
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam had ONE job. Tyrion has daddy issues. Davos and Mel have hot tension. Dany's Dothraki have Top Ramen. The Unsullied have hype (if nothing else). And Jaime has the key to Brienne's door after beating Super Mario Bros. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Valar Dohaeris"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 67
Jul 01, 2015
66: Drunkcast - Season 5 Detox
01:22:22

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

#gotnegativity #booze

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 66 Drunkcast - Season 5 Detox

Jun 23, 2015
65: Game of Thrones 5×10
01:17:59
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The show goes Looney Tunes.  ♪Stannis has a bad day♪ Myrcella dies dramatically in her beloved funcle's arms. Arya's whacked out on drugs. Cersei's new bewbs float. And Guile has the colour-coded spreadsheets to prove it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Mother's Mercy"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 65
Jun 17, 2015
64: Game of Thrones 5×09
01:19:51
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Close the door and nail it shut!! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "The Dance of Dragons"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 64
Jun 10, 2015
63: Game of Thrones 5x08
01:14:33
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Olly’s resting evil face. Cockles after a hard night’s work. 4 White Walkers of the Apocalypse. How about them skeletons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Hardhome"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 63
Jun 03, 2015
62: Game of Thrones 5×07
01:11:39
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we talk about Ramsay’s Lego-people hair and the disapproving beard of Davos Seaworth. Should you have sex while concussed? Khaleesi McCoy is a queen not a Starfleet doctor. “The Gift”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 62
May 27, 2015
61: Game of Thrones 5×06
01:14:40
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Rape of Sansa Stark. “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 61
May 20, 2015
60: Game of Thrones 5×05
01:09:07
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s gonna be stabbity stab stab if Jon doesn’t go full Jaime. Someone should talk to Pod and Brienne about disguises. Stannis x Jon x Melisandre x Davos 5eva! “Kill the Boy”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 60
May 13, 2015
59: Game of Thrones 5x04
01:08:52
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime has a Tarthgasm (and so do we). Mel shows Jon a new way to take one's pulse. Rhaegar is Westerosi Bono. Mace is ace. Sansa is buying what LF is selling... or is she? Barry come back: we were wrong and we just can't live without you. “Sons of the Harpy”

[Please note: all podcast-related hate mail should be directed to @guileandsubterfuge]

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 59
May 04, 2015
58: Game of Thrones 5x03
01:26:00
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Littlefinger as stupid as we think he is? Cosplaying prostitutes. Theon’s looking robust. Renly’s gay and Brienne knows it. Cersei: a character study in stupid. Stannis gives the nod of approval to all of Jon’s murder. “High Sparrow”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 58
Apr 27, 2015
57: Game of Thrones 5x02
01:07:33
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love the show now? (No one is more surprised than we are?) Metaphorical dick measuring in Meereen. Stannis gets hate mail. Damn you, potato boy! Dany’s Unsullied Popemobile debuts. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The House of Black and White”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 57
Apr 20, 2015
56: Game of Thrones 5x01
01:19:39
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Maggy the Frog, more like Maggy the Fox. Tyrion is the Don Draper of Pentos. Mel and Jon ride the creepy elevator of lurrrve, while Brienne carefully polishes Jaime’s sword. We get some of Daario’s backstory and even more of his backside. Everything at the Wall is awesome… until it all goes up in flames. “The Wars to Come”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 56
Apr 15, 2015
55: Game of Thrones Season 5 Preview
01:07:16
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Balon Greyjoy ever fall off anything? Will Arya throw Needle and hit a (still) rowing Gendry? Dany’s Star Trek dresses get mixed reviews. Jaime’s chest does not get mixed reviews. Stannis Baratheon: what’s under that fur? All we know is, somebody better golden bitchslap someone. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Season 5 Preview.


Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 55

Apr 12, 2015
54: Highlights, Episodes 1 - 35
01:21:58
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Selections from Close the Door and Come Here Episodes 1-35. Horse metaphor origins. Bronn's effing place. Notebook throwing. Spouse Cast. The birth of Nedbert. And everything in between!

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 54
Apr 08, 2015
53: Game of Thrones 2x10
01:18:48
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tywin’s got a new kind of horse metaphor, and Dany gives us a vault metaphor. Just give us a blue rose, ffs! Marg’s boobs are on fire. Robb got Ned’s stupidity, Cat’s recklessness. Nikolaj hints about Jaime and Brienne’s son Mallard. “Valar Morghulis”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 53
Apr 01, 2015
52: Game of Thrones 2×09
01:18:25
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bronn’s Robin Hood Prince of Thieves moment. Cersei x Stannis’s horse = crackship! Lancel is weaksauce? Take this job and shove it—peace out, Sandor ain’t working here no more. Daddy’s home. “Blackwater”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 52
Mar 25, 2015
51: Game of Thrones 2×08
01:30:36
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion thinks Shae is beeyoootifulll. Jaime’s drunk on sunlight…and Brienne. Was Aegon cut as early as Season 2? Where’s Grandpappy Tywin now? Talisa christens Robb King in da Norf, if you know what we mean. “The Prince of Winterfell”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 51
Mar 18, 2015
50: Game of Thrones 2×07
01:10:44
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Come sit on Grandpappy Tywin's lap. Poor Salsa gets her period. Jon's bone gets a workout. Jaime meets a giant lady and he likes it. Plus Season 5 trailer talk!  “A Man Without Honor”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 50
Mar 11, 2015
49: Game of Thrones 2×06
01:00:37
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everybody's losing pieces of themselves. Wildlings know where to put it (bow chicka bow wow). Qhorin Picard. WHERE MY DRAGONS AT?? “The Old Gods and the New”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 49
Mar 04, 2015
48: Game of Thrones 2x05
01:02:49
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Smokey Baratheon wastes Uncle Peaches. Daria, Dorito, Doreah, you say tomato… It must be snowing in Dorne as we defend Emilia, Dany, and even Qarth? And Chicky gets kicked out of fandom in her sports bra.   “The Ghost of Harrenhal”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 48
Feb 25, 2015
47: Game of Thrones 2×04
01:04:09
Game of Thrones 2x04 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Talisa is no Jeyne. Joffrey reads Renaissance Women Weekly. Renly's a peach. Smokey Vajayjay. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Garden of Bones"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 47
Feb 18, 2015
46: Game of Thrones 2×03
01:18:19
Game of Thrones 2x03 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. BRIENNE BRIENNE BRIENNE BRIENNE BRIENNE! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "What Is Dead May Never Die"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 46
Feb 11, 2015
45: Game of Thrones 2x02
01:09:19
Game of Thrones 2x02 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. If a girl pees in the forest, does LoT think it's the sound of a stream? Goofy Uteri, World's most uncomfortable Risk Table, Clay dildos? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "The Night Lands"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 45

Feb 04, 2015
44: Game of Thrones 2x01
01:03:08
Game of Thrones 2x01 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Stannis' BBQ on the beach. Medieval pig enthusiasts unite! Ser Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. Robb brings the sass.. and the hot. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The North Remembers”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 44
Jan 28, 2015
43: Game of Thrones 1x10
01:19:35
Game of Thrones 1x10 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. King in DA NORF! Sam’s sweet lady scream. LC Mormont could get it. Drogo gets a happy ending. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Fire and Blood”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 43
Jan 21, 2015
42: Game of Thrones 1×09
01:20:07
Game of Thrones 1x09 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s “nameday”, bro. Mirri Mazda’s Blair Witch Tent of Horrors (zoom zoom). LC Mormont gives Jon the sword (not like that!). Ned gets Iced. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Baelor”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 42
Jan 14, 2015
41: Game of Thrones 1x08
58:38
Game of Thrones 1x08 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Robb’s hot. Drogo’s hotter. Mago/Mogo/Mowgli dies Mortal Kombat style. (FATALITY!) Lannister names are weird. Addam Marbrand, wherefore art thou? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “The Pointy End”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 41
Jan 07, 2015
40: Game of Thrones 1x07
01:12:25
Game of Thrones 1x07 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. TYWIN, TYWIN, TYWIN! The gaze of a billion males. Be careful what (full frontal) you wish for… Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “You Win or You Die”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 40
Dec 31, 2014
39: The World of Ice and Fire
01:23:41
The World of Ice and Fire discussion…kind of… Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could there be any more Targs in here? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 39
Dec 24, 2014
38: Game of Thrones 1x06
01:07:43
Game of Thrones 1x06 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hair, makeup, wardrobe Battle Royale. Bea Arthur. The logistics of Moon Doors. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “A Golden Crown”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 38
Dec 17, 2014
37: Game of Thrones 1×05
58:42
Game of Thrones 1x05 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The end of Nedbert. Nipplegate. Cock? Jory cops an eyeful.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "The Wolf and the Lion." 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 37
Dec 10, 2014
36: Game of Thrones 1×04
01:04:54
Game of Thrones 1x04 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon <3’s Sam. Jory is hot? Ned can’t book good. Jaime guards the clown car.   Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. “Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things”

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 36
Dec 03, 2014
35: Game of Thrones 1×03
01:05:14
Game of Thrones 1x03 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon & Tyrion brOTP. Everybody loves Jaime. Stark stupidity. Not a Queen, A Khaleesi.  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Lord Snow"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 35

Nov 26, 2014
34: Game of Thrones 1×02
01:14:39
Game of Thrones 1x02 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Triple bitchslap. Catelyn Stark PI. Direwolf danger. Nedbert!  Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "The Kingsroad"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 34
Nov 20, 2014
33: Jaime x Brienne Q&A 3.0
56:31
Jaime x Brienne. DRUNKCAST NOV 1, 2014. Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 33
Nov 12, 2014
32: Game of Thrones 1x01
01:22:48
Game of Thrones 1x01 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bad wigs. Mild Dany enjoyment. Listen to your mother. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. "Winter Is Coming"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 32
Nov 05, 2014
31: SpouseCast
01:15:53
SpouseCast. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We give our Significant Others the mics (and live to regret it). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 31

Nov 02, 2014
30: ADwD Jaime I
01:03:47
A Dance with Dragons, Jaime I. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime ogles teats, makes some peace, and scrambles to his feet. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 30
Oct 29, 2014
29: AFfC Jaime VII
01:06:25
A Feast for Crows, Jaime VII. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Resolving Riverrun. Joanna’s ghost. Burning letters. A Song of Ice and Fire.  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 29
Oct 22, 2014
28: AFfC Brienne VIII
01:09:59
A Feast for Crows, Brienne VIII. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Fever dreams. Kingslayer's whore. Sword or noose‏. A Song of Ice and Fire.  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 28‏‏
Oct 22, 2014
27: AFfC Brienne VII
55:39
A Feast for Crows, Brienne VII. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Some hangings, a proposal, and excessive cannibalism. A Song of Ice and Fire.  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 27
Oct 08, 2014
26: AFfC Jaime V & VI
01:21:01
A Feast for Crows, Jaime V & Jaime VI. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Daven, Aunt Genna, the Blackfish, and a trebuchet. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 26
Oct 01, 2014
25: AFfC Jaime IV & Brienne VI
01:13:50
A Feast for Crows, Brienne VI & Jaime IV. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. 
Lancel’s penance. Quiet Isle. Brienne’s confession. A Song of Ice and Fire.  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 25
Sep 24, 2014
24: AFfC Brienne V & Jaime III
01:33:26
A Feast for Crows, Brienne V & Jaime III. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Broken Men. Baelor Butthole. Golden Bitchslap.  A Song of Ice and Fire.  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 24
Sep 17, 2014
23: AFfC Jaime II & Brienne IV
01:22:14
A Feast for Crows, Jaime II & Brienne IV. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Wine Throwing. Magic Swords. Nimble Dick.  A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 23
Sep 10, 2014
22: AFfC Brienne II & III
01:20:14
A Feast for Crows, Brienne II and III. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. More roadtrip. More bath. Hyle Hunt. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 22
Sep 03, 2014
21: AFfC Brienne I & Jaime I
01:09:37
A Feast for Crows, Brienne I and Jaime I. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Roadtrip. Vigil. Unbidden. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 21
Aug 27, 2014
20: Jaime x Brienne Q&A 2.0
01:01:09
Jaime x Brienne. DRUNKCAST 2014. Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. 
 
Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 20
Aug 17, 2014
19: ASoS Jaime IX
01:22:20
A Storm of Swords, Jaime IX. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. He gives her his sword. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 19
Aug 13, 2014
18: ASoS Jaime VII & VIII
01:32:54
A Storm of Swords, Jaime VII & Jaime VIII. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Wedding deaths. Sept sex. Kingsguard overload. A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 18 
Aug 06, 2014
17: ASoS Jaime VI
01:26:51
A Storm of Swords, Jaime VI. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A real woman, a dream, a bear pit. A Song of Ice and Fire.

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 17
Jul 30, 2014
16: ASoS Jaime V
01:24:14
A Storm of Swords, Jaime V. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Bathhouse. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 16

Jul 23, 2014
15: ASoS Jaime IV
01:06:21
A Storm of Swords, Jaime IV. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Jaime Lannister is no longer drunk on sunlight. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 15
Jul 16, 2014
14: ASoS Jaime III
01:06:05
A Storm of Swords, Jaime III. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth swordf***ing. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 14‏
Jul 09, 2014
13: ASoS Jaime I & II
01:04:09
A Storm of Swords, Jaime I & Jaime II. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  A Song of Ice and Fire. 

Jaime Lannister is drunk on sunlight. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 13
Jul 02, 2014
12: ASoIaF Jaime|Brienne Preview
55:54
ASoIaF overview discussion of Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth in A Game of Thrones and A Clash of Kings. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.
Jun 25, 2014
11: Game of Thrones 4x10
01:26:49
Game of Thrones 4x10 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "The Children"

 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 11
Jun 18, 2014
10: Game of Thrones 4×09
01:06:25

Game of Thrones 4x09 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "The Watchers on the Wall"

 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 10
Jun 11, 2014
9: Game of Thrones 4×08
01:02:14
Game of Thrones 4x08 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "The Mountain and the Viper"

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 9
Jun 04, 2014
8: Jaime x Brienne Q&A
01:02:21
The usual suspects answer listener submitted Jaime and Brienne related questions. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. 

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 8
May 28, 2014
7: Game of Thrones 4x07
01:06:06
Game of Thrones 4x07 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "Mockingbird"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 7
May 21, 2014
6: Game of Thrones 4x06
01:05:01
Game of Thrones 4x06 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "The Laws of Gods and Men"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 6
May 14, 2014
5: Game of Thrones 4×05
01:08:52
Game of Thrones 4x05 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "First of His Name"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 5
May 08, 2014
4: Game of Thrones 4×04
01:01:20
Game of Thrones 4x04 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "Oathkeeper"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 4
Apr 30, 2014
3: Game of Thrones 4×03
59:06
Game of Thrones 4x03 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "Breaker of Chains"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 3  
Apr 24, 2014
2: Game of Thrones 4×02
01:00:52
Game of Thrones 4x02 discussion. Spoiler, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "The Lion and the Rose"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 2 
Apr 18, 2014
1: Game of Thrones 4x01
55:31
Game of Thrones 4x01 discussion. Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  "Two Swords"  

Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 1
Apr 16, 2014