After years of research and consumer feedback, our scientists have developed a revolutionary new product: "WWWIAF." Created with the working woman in mind, WWWIAF is incredibly versatile, and can be served raw, rotten, bloody, or extra rotten. WWWIAF is in compliance with USDA standards regulating the production and distribution of mind-bending scenarios. WARNING: Contains traces of truth, brain cocaine, dangerous liaisons, and preservatives. 

Nutrition Facts:
30% daily allowance of giggling
97% something to listen to when there's literally nothing else to listen to