Brant & Sherri Oddcast

By Brant Hansen

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Mark Pepper
 Oct 15, 2019
Brant and Sherri are such a great model of friendship. Been listening since 2015 and they never fail to make me smile, even when I listen to an episode a second or tenth time. I dropped most of my other podcasts because they were depressing and political, so I consider this podcast part of my prayer time and a reminder to be grateful for my life and all the wonderful people in it.

Ian Chai
 Oct 7, 2019
Great fun mixed in with great insights.

 May 6, 2019
Brant and Sherri always make me smile!


Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is. You can find articles written by Brant at, and you can follow him on Twitter: @branthansen

Episode Date
Episode 1080 Double Dutch on Dilemma Street

Brant’s 3 Things, Nature Voice, A Challenge from Bob and the Toughs, Debating Religion, Th Creation Story, Corona Virus, Shock Jock, Pictures of Spouses and Pets, BONUS CONTENT: Dilemma Street;


“I’m not antagonized. Just surprised.

“Street gangs, aside…”

“You wouldn’t expect the “Toughs” to know the Lionel Richie catalogue.”

“Jesus isn’t here to tweak things. It’s way more radical than that.”

Feb 18, 2020
Episode 1079 Distant Appreciators Of Peace

Brant’s 3 Things, First Names, Pictures in the Cloud, Love Your Enemies, Breaking Animal News, Crunch Cup, Politics, Keep Stats, BONUS CONTENT: Valentine’s Day: Singles and Being Picked;


“Marriage is like gardening in a beautiful way.”

“Peace doesn’t happen without actively making it.”

“Here’s a picture of my thumb through the years all in one album.”

“The answer to boredom is the keep stats.”

Feb 14, 2020
Episode 1078 Mix On Your Own, Jordan

Anxiety, Old Super Bowl Shirts, Rebellion Against Authority, The Unfinished Ikea Joke, Shock Jock, Baby Yoda, Singles’ Mixer, Brant’s 3 Things, BONUS CONTENT: Dilemma Street;


“It’s possible to find peace before things are all resolved.”

“I’m not saying it’s funny. It’s not funny.”

“I don’t see people from Downton Abbey picking up food and shoving it on their fork.”

“Serving someone when you’re not feeling it is love.”

Feb 13, 2020
Episode 1077 The Life Of A Grocery Cart

Shock Jock, In-Laws, Don’t Cry, Basic Kindness,, Power of Your Larynx, Brant’s 3 Things, Breaking Animal News, Being a Skeptic, Organizing Around God, BONUS CONTENT Dilemma Street;


“You can use the wind in your larynx to encourage and inspire or cut them to ribbons.”

“Jesus gave us an example of talking to God in really intimate terms.”

“Finley the Golden Retriever is making news.”

“You can be intelligent and commit to something that is true. ‘Skeptic’ doesn’t mean smarter.”

Feb 12, 2020
Episode 1076 mi·cro·fiche /ˈmīkrəˌfēSH/

The Oscars, Feeling God Around, Breaking Animal News, The Nature of God’s Kingdom, Shock Jock, The Lord as Shepherd, Toxic Politics, Your Ex on a Salmon, Flirt Week, Nurses, BONUS CONTENT: Dilemma Street;


“Your emotions can’t be trusted.”

“College students seem to congregate around the college.”

“I think it’s an honor to have my name on a salmon.”

“God chooses people you don’t expect. That’s the real nature of the kingdom.”

“The police are coming to remove us from Dilemma St.”

Feb 11, 2020
Episode 1075 I’m Not Saying You Should Hire A Cephalopod

Brant’s 3 Things, Breaking Animal News, DeClutter/ReClutter, Mom’s Right, Don’t Cry, Eye Brow Impressions, Deal Breaker, BONUS QUESTION: Trusting God;


“Humility is THE part of what it means to follow Jesus.”

“Where have I rewritten the story making myself the hero when I really am the villain.”

“My head is laden with all sorts of pieces.”

Feb 10, 2020
Episode 1074 Introducing Dilemmas

Shock Jock, Brant’s 3 Things, Unoffendable App, Breaking Animal News, Indiana Jones, Controlling Your Future, Ambition, Boundaries and Anxiety;


“I’m bringing out the shock.”

“It has also snowed in the Sahara Desert.”

“What kind of radio guy walks into an arena?”

“It does me no good to be resentful towards people. It lodges a complaint against God’s character.”

Feb 07, 2020
Episode 1073 Being Human Is Nothing But Embarrassment and Humiliation

Discipline, Mid-Life Crisis, Humility, You Are The Problem. Christianity and Guilt, Fast and Furious, More Footballing, Making Eye Contact, Stop Tagging Sherri, Breaking Animal News, BONUS CONTENT: Feeling Old;


“Prayer is my connection to life.”

“You can be foolish at any age.”

“We are so able to delude ourselves about how humble we are.”

“Eventually we will all have to be in the Fast and Furious.”

Feb 06, 2020
Episode 1072 Not If I can Rally The Forces Of Science

Don’t Cry, Hedgehog Day, Super Bowl Commercials, Politics, Joke Spa, Super Bowl Monday, Panicking, The Super Bowl Ideas, Humble Yourself;


“Yes, I like hedgehogs, but I like groundhogs, too.”

“Quit calling things super.”

“I’m in this for the long game. I’m in this to love people.”

“I thought for sure by the 3rd quarter we’d see the golden.” 

Feb 05, 2020
Episode 1071 This Duck Compares Favorably To Buddy Rich

Super Bowl Halftime, Breaking Animal News, Screen Time, Save the Alien Planet, Goodbye Gym Friends, Super Bowl Anthem, BONUS CONTENT: You're the Problem;

“Standing at the Death Star giggling.”

“I cuss at a stage coach.”

“I picked up a rock and threw at the Roman Centurion.”

“We agree with us.”

Feb 04, 2020
Episode 1070 We Will Teach The Almanac A Lesson

National Days, Brant’s 3 Things, Breaking Animal News, You’re Welcome Here, Grammys, Following Jesus;


“I don’t even know what Tik Tok is.”

“There’s gonna be a lot of Brant Hansen’s out there making purchases all over the world.”

“We will teach the almanac together.”

“If the world or the larger culture doesn’t make sense to you, you go straight to the head of the class here at the show.”

Feb 03, 2020
Episode 1069 A Slightly Congested Declaration

Singing the Anthem, Brant’s 3 Things, Super Bowl Questions, Breaking Animal News, You are the Problem, National Days, On Fleek;


“Stop trying to read people’s minds.”

“When did you realize YOU are the problem.”

“We should be using hedgehogs not groundhogs.”

“Repenting is rethinking.”

Jan 29, 2020
Episode 1068 FOBO

Super Bowl Parties, No Certainty, Bridal Shower, Singing the Anthem, Kobe Bryant, Screen Time, Cars and Anger, BONUS CONTENT: The Grammys;


“Tenacity means continuing to sing when you shouldn’t.”

“If we don’t make commitments we wind up lonely.”

“Why are cars little anger pockets?”

“We’ve gotten away with this for a long time.”

Jan 28, 2020
Episode 1067 It’s Not About Shocking Peaches The Goat

Ode To Linda, SAG Awards, Humble Yourselves, Amazon: A Wave of the Hand, The King and Flowers, New LotR Series, Broken Culture, What Do I want?, Bridal Shower, In Awe, Super Bowl Goodwill, Protein, Flies, We’re Plan A, Breaking Animal News, Dog Music Channel;


“Give DeNiro a chance to be seen.”

“Just admit you messed up.”

“Maybe it’s about finding the right limits.”

“You don’t want my puppets or accordion?”

“We don’t know if Bunter the cow was suffering from depression.”

Jan 27, 2020
Special Oddcast! Reframation

Brant and Sherri discuss the book Reframation: Seeing God, People, and Mission Through Re-enchanted Frames by Alan Hirsch and Mark Nelson;

Jan 23, 2020
Episode 1065 3 Scrolls Is A Little Pretentious

Questionable Life, MFL Super Bowl Riddles, Target Toothbrush, Funny at Work, Celebrating MLK Jr., NFL Pastoral Halftime, Controlling People, The NFL and the Bengals, Brant’s 3 Things;


“What does God have to teach us about loving people not in our own tribe.”

“I can only say it if I use air quotes.”

“The snapping I’m doing right now indicates mental activity.”

“If you’re following Jesus you should be weird in a refreshing way.”

Jan 22, 2020
Episode 1064 You Can't Start Bullet Points And Not Finish Them

Brant’s 3 Things, BONUS CONTENT: Corporate Culture;


“He’s not the one that came I’m with the cape.”

“Maturity is learning how to make things better not worse.”

“Ask God to help you restart and rethink."

Jan 21, 2020
Episode 1063 What We KNOW About You

Missing Post-it Notes, Mid-Town Uniform, Humans/Dirt, Jesus is Shocking, 1017 Movie, Praying for Us, What We Know, Asperger’s Students, Mid-Life Primates, 50 Influencers, Breaking Animal News, Shaping Your Mind;


“Being made of dirt should set us up for humility.”

“I’m speaking to the Captains of the boating industry.”

“There’s something seriously broken in us that needs a Savior.”

“You professed a love for post-it notes.”

Jan 20, 2020
Episode 1062 Mister Hospital

Brant’s 3 Things, Breaking Animal News, Suffering, Diamond Medallion Club, Mom Tracker, Shock Jock, Not Your Circumstances, Valentine’s Moon Date, Your Mission;


“There’s a little stethoscope with eyes.”

“This is the deep show.”

“When it comes to actual suffering, where are the actual humans?”

“They stripped me of my diamond medallion status.”

Jan 16, 2020
Episode 1061 Well Muscled Hero: New York

Stung by a Bee vs. Bank Change, What We Believe, Valentine’s Day Now, Breaking Animal News, A Better Christian, Muppets in Movies, Good News on Social Media, Feeling God Around, A Puppet that Looks Like You, Being a Skeptic, Americans and Calories;


“I want to make my public beliefs more in line with my core beliefs.”

“We just haven’t frozen yet.”

“Animals are out to get us.”

“If you stay connected to Jesus, he’ll bear fruit through you.”

Jan 15, 2020
Special Oddcast! Attributes of God

Brant and Sherri talk more about The Mr. Rogers’ movie and also answer a question from a listener about the attributes of God. 

Jan 14, 2020
Episode 1059 Nobody Tells Me Not To Say Lit

Lit 2020, Mr. Rogers, Shock Jock, Different Sin, Enjoy God, Fashion 2020, SPECIAL CONTENT: Peace;


“There’s a simple graciousness that goes with thinking about all the people that have loved you.”

“Enjoy that you have this king for a father that loves you forever.”


“There’s only so many facts that I can shock people with at one time.”

Jan 13, 2020
Episode 1058 Generally Speaking, Cats Are Lactose Intolerant

Prize Wheel, Self-Pity, Anxiety/Loneliness, Run a Marathon, Disappointed with God, Buying Online, Good News, Gym Social Tip, Be a Blessing in Exile, Spell Yes, Iran, Golden Football Part 2, Trends in 2020;


“Self-pity is an intoxicant.”

“God will not be put in a box.”

“If you’re looking for a tablespoon of astonishment, you found the right show.”

“Sherri, you gotta be nice this time!”

“Generally Speaking, Cats Are Lactose Intolerant.”

Jan 10, 2020
Episode 1057 I’m Gonna Stick With Ennui From Now On

Honesty Cafe, Judgmental Culture, It’s a Wonderful Life Comeback, More Fun Christians, Starting with Rest, Gym Social Tip, In-Laws,  Job Interruptions, Worst Jobs, Turnt and Lit;


“Our whole culture is judgmental. Not just religious people.”

“Starting the day with rest is not a bad way to start.”

“I promise you retribution is every bit as inexorable as it will be unrelenting.”

“I’m feeling a little turnt inside.”

Jan 09, 2020
Episode 1056 They’re Not Prepared For A Blizzard Of Baby Possum Pictures

Brant’s 3 Things, Best Move of the Year, U-Turn 2020, The Caffeine Diet, FB Disappointment, Monday Song, Actually Guys, Gym and Depression;


“Repentance helps you thrive.”

“All I need is something that affirms what I’m already doing.”

“They don’t know the mix of the show. We have a mix.”

Jan 08, 2020
Special Oddcast! Forgiving is Hard Work

Brant and Sherri answer listener questions and also talk about the hard work of forgiving.

Jan 07, 2020
Special Oddcast! Turning 50

Brant talks about turning 50 and also answers a FB question about how to start a guy’s small group.

Jan 06, 2020
Episode 1053 You Still Weigh Less Than The Tongue Of The Blue Whale

Illinois Loss, The Eye Doctor, Brant’s 3 Things, New Year’s Social Coach, Sermon Length, Personality Types and Humility, Cheez-It Bowl, Cable News, Shock Jock, God with Us;


“Wisdom changes everything.”

“You’d be surprised how little I’d be surprised.”

“God is actually with you now.”

Jan 01, 2020
Episode 1052 I Bet Your Glad You’re Not A M

Video Game Shoes, Peace on Earth, Being Spiritual, Kids Opening Gifts, Being a Good Guest, The Manger, Holiday Social Tip, The GAG System, Breaking Animal News;


“God gave us so much more than a book.”

“There’s a lot of mention of blood in the life of Jesus and in the end it covers us.”

“I’m going to open this envelope and hope it pays enough to cover a new phone.”

“Why did my wife not remind me to get Sherri something.”

Dec 26, 2019
Episode 1051 Did You Say Deer Have No Gall Bladder?

Worst Jobs, Puppet Weekend Shopping Show, Can’t Get Everything, Holiday Social Tip, You Don’t Have to Worry, Hansen Holiday Hotline, Jesus Video Game, Christmas Buffet Etiquette, Don’t be Anxious, Goat Wrapping Video, It’s a Wonderful Life;


“Sometimes you have to suffer for puppet ministry.”

“Brant and Sherri said you didn’t have to buy that thing.”

“Somebody sent you a Western Union wire?”

Dec 25, 2019
Episode 1050 One Cup Of Water For Just One Of These

Basic Kindness, Another Unoffendable, Brant’s 3 Things, Christmas Myths, Christmas Villages, Hansen Hotline, Puppet Ministry in the Mall, Worst Jobs, You Don’t Have to Worry;


“We underestimate the effect of basic kindness.”

“The smell of Snickerdoodles pays off.”

“We’re more aligned with the baby Jesus if we’re in a warm climate.”

Dec 24, 2019
Episode 1049 Every Time A Bell Rings An Angel Gets A Black Eye

Christmas Trees are Falling Challenge, Saving on Groceries, The Perfect Unexpected Gift Response, Breaking Animal News, Politics and the Holidays, Animals in Cute Christmas Clothes, Jesus in the Background, Track Jacket Entertainment, Brant’s 3 Things, The “Inappropriate” Christmas Story;


“I have producers that you know not of.”

“If you feel the need to police everyone your life is going to be really miserable.”

“Sherri’s frustration is genuine.”

“Jesus has been controversial from the very start.”

Dec 23, 2019
Episode 1048 Let Me Tell You What’s Up With You Women

Brant’s 3 Things, Brant’s Intro Music, Choosing Gratitude, Getting Good at Something, Poo Can Christmas Choir, Worst Job BONUS CONTENT: Marriage Podcast Pushback;


“Your morals are annoying if people can’t tell you’re rooting for them.”

“No one wants to be around people who make them feel judged.”

“We just want to confuse people.”

“Gratitude is something I have to actively choose.”

Dec 20, 2019
Episode 1047 I’ve Never Heard Sherri Say Anything Positive About Baby Horses

Jesus Video Game, Listener Uniform Update, Mind Turned to God, Holiday Social Coach, Holiday Anxiety and Jesus, Yet Another Matrix, Joy, Don’t Be Anxious,Christmas Trees are Falling, The Tyranny of Choice, Breaking Animal News;


“We’ve got to be running out of beta testers.”

“Turning your mind to God is what changes you over time.”

“Jesus came to give us rest so it’s the highest irony to have high anxiety during the Christmas season.”

Dec 19, 2019
Episode 1046 The Brain Hemispheres Of The Little Drummer Boy

Holiday Social Tips, Anxiety Scripture, Jesus: Introvert or Extrovert, Re-gifting, KFC Christmas Log, Breaking Animal News, r180 Toaster, Controlling People, Christmas and the Sanctified Lamb, Having Little Kids;


“My goal is to make everyone’s position look ridiculous.”

“This has been breaking animal news with what all we have.”

“It’s late onset social skills.”

“We’re going right on the air reckless relaying the story without context.”

Dec 18, 2019
Episode 1045 Wisdom and Sweet Sleep

National Days, Listener Uniforms, Listening to the Show, Christmas and Politics, Breaking Animal News,Glory of the Manger, A Challenge from Sven, BONUS CONTENT: Self-Righteousness;


“You can’t just have a sandwich?”

“You thought people wanted a secreting uniform?”

“With wisdom you’re able to get some sweet sleep.”

“Look at man’s goat and find out what he is says Abraham Lincoln.”

Dec 17, 2019
Episode 1044 Poland, Spiders, And A Blanket For The Baby Jesus

Holiday Social Tip, Sci-Fi Question: Isolation, The Christmas Tree Redemption, Christmas Trees are Falling from the Sky Cover, Opening Packages, Breaking Animal News, Hearing About the Goodness of God Over and Over, Personality Tests;


“Listen carefully, then bring up Eastern Europe.”

“Non-stop massages WHILE I’m giving money to CURE.”

“I wasn’t used in Roman whatever…to date.”

“Once again a big “no” for Wonky The Unicorn Rabbit.”

“We need to hear about the goodness of God over and over.”

Dec 16, 2019
Special Oddcast! A Thriving Marriage Pt 2

Brant's continued interview of marriage counselors Paul and Virginia Friesen.

Dec 11, 2019
Special Oddcast! A Thriving Marriage Pt 1

Brant interviews marriage counselors Paul and Virginia Friesen.

Dec 10, 2019
Episode 1041 Ava Loves Uncle Brant

The Christmas Trees Are Falling from the Sky Challenge, Anxiety and No Lack, The Apostrophe Society, Needing Extra Kindness, Miss Universe Pageant, Praying for Your Enemies, Practice Unity (Celebrating Christmas), Joke Spa, Adoption Story, BONUS CONTENT: The Sucker Punch of Sin;


“I lack nothing because God is my shepherd.”

“Everybody is needing some extra kindness.”

“Congratulations to Earth.”

“Loving your enemies is the ticket to freedom.”

“The Apostrophe Society Has Folded Up Shop.”

Dec 09, 2019
Episode 1040 I Apologize To The Estate of Louis Armstrong

Push and Shove: The Black Friday Song, Work to Rest Ratio, VMAs and Our Duty, Lose Your Soul, Door Busters, No Lack, Dopamine Fast, Brant’s 3 Things;


“Celebrities are giving awards to each other and it’s our responsibility to watch.”

“If we live the way God wants us to live we can flourish in our souls and need much less.”

“Rest is good. Humans do better with it.”

Dec 05, 2019
Episode 1039 I’m Not Saying The Puppet Needs An Invitation

You Have to be Desperate, Breaking Animal News, Start Doing the Work, Frozen 2, Stuffing vs. Dressing, Self-Justification, Thanksgiving Day Joke, Unoffendable;


“Wives, you have a real opportunity to build up your man.”

“The dog didn’t hit anybody.”

“We are totally hip and cool on the Youtube.”

“I miss the first Frozen boat.”

Dec 04, 2019
Episode 1038 Unpacking Christ-o-furry Columbus

Thanksgiving Day Joke, Mr. Rogers Movie, Holiday Family Advice, Cyber Truck, Person of Peace, Building Up Your Man;


“Usually not an idea to hype up a joke.”

“You just bask in the embarrassment.”

“Don’t be shocked when the people that do that thing do that thing.”

“Our culture needs us to be a voice of peace.”

Dec 03, 2019
Episode 1037 The 2002 Toyota Avalon Is Not An Expression Of Who I Am

Worst Jobs, Butterfly Counting, Being Thankful, National Day, Asperger’s, Holiday Hottake, Confession, Distraction, Holiday Travel, Hope, Thanksgiving Politics, BONUS CONTENT: Kids Nowadays;


“I need coffee to figure out how to make my own coffee.”

“One of the healthiest things you can do is confess your sins to someone.”

“Hope changes everything.”

Nov 26, 2019
Episode 1036 Life Is Chess To Marie Kondo

Mismatched with Good, Meant to Smile, Burn Calories Non-Traditionally, In a Hurry, Holiday Travel, BONUS CONTENT: Ask Brant and Sherri - How Christians Define Themselves;


“You’re supposed to throw yourself between me and the microphone.”

“A creator looks obvious because it is.”

“My dancing is Russian combined with Israeli Krav Maga.”

“How do we exhibit the fruit of the spirit when we’re always in a hurry.”

Nov 25, 2019
Episode 1035 The Bear Did Nothing Wrong

Breaking Animal News, Jesus and Politics, Jesus and Busyness, Take it from the hotel, Radio Guy Fighting Crime, Social Tip, Jesus & Judas, History Segment, Favorite Thing, Needy Soul;


“Is your job description bigger than Jesus’?”

“Busyness is almost a point of pride.”

“A radio host could be fighting crime and not bragging about it.”

“I will get out my accordion and play ‘Nearer My God To Thee’ as we sink to the bottom of the deep blue ocean.”

Nov 22, 2019
Episode 1034 Please Don’t Say Tron

What is Love, Honesty Cafe, Friendship, Where to Put Your Value, Alien Planet, Download Fitness App, Brant & Clooney, Welcome’s to the Show, No Politics Zone, BONUS CONTENT: Giving Tuesday;


“If you think this is bad you should see what didn’t make the cut.”

“Love is rooting for someone to be the best version of themselves they can be.”

“Show up. Be present.”

“I’ve got to center my soul on him or I’m in serious trouble.”

Nov 21, 2019
Episode 1033 Rod Stewart’s Tiny City

God As I Am, Stop Busyness, Joke Spa, Airplane Conversations, NEW FEATURE: Holiday Hot Take Zone, Breaking Animal News, Touching God, IKEA Labyrinth, Non-Anxious Voice;


“I’ve never really paid that much attention to Rod Stewart.”

“Parsley doesn’t have an aroma.”

“You actually think there are only 2 escalators in the state of Wyoming?”

“The new feature is based on hot and extreme positions that will generate buzz.”

Nov 20, 2019
Episode 1032 Sherri Found The Chocolate

Dressed for Success, Polite, Waiting for the Perfect Moment, Disney+ Problem, Don’t Fear, Cold Snap and Weight, Anxiety, Encouraging Others, The HR Stories;


“From the waste up I look like a total pro.”

“We tend to be less polite to the people closest to us.”

“I’m trying to watch Wreck It Ralph and it’s not working.”

“Maybe the seeming restrictions God puts on us are actually freeing.”

Nov 19, 2019
Episode 1031 Don’t Worry About Taping Your Mouth At Night To Keep The Spiders Out…

Venting, Initials and Respect, Beard Lights, A Sense of God, A Challenge from Jake and the Cool Vipers , Welcome to the Show, Pianos and Robberies, Single Parents, Social Tip, Breaking Animal News;


“We went from street gangs to insight.”

“Every culture in the history of humans has had a sense of God.”

“This show has an agenda: to encourage you.”

“Did you exclaim?”

Nov 18, 2019
Episode 1030 Thanksgiving Is A Time To Increase Chisel

Holiday Eating, Francis Chan, The IKEA Senior Bus, Miss Bev, Monday Song Brant’s 3 Things, Beyond a Book, Sesame Street Anniversary, Sabbath Day, Thanksgiving Meals;


“When you talk like this it makes people love you more around the Thanksgiving Day table.”

“Finally, the Ikea Senior Bus.”

“When did we commission a study on that?”

“Don’t bang on my can. Go away.”

Nov 15, 2019
Episode 1029 Get Your Step In The Mail

Paying for the Gym, Where You Put Your Mind, Paying for Exercise, Really Believe, BONUS CONTENT: The Myth of Secret Sin;


“If we really believe we can slowly begin to let go of anxiety.”

“We’ve made exercise into a very expensive proposition.”

“I’m telling you it doesn’t work. It’s ok for you to take my word for it.”

Nov 14, 2019
Episode 1028 The Diamond Toilet Is A Little Out Of Your Idiom

Brant’s 3 Things, Screen Time, Prize Wheel, BONUS MATERIAL: A Pick-up Line Gone Wrong;


“I tried it first.”

“The fact that God told us to take a sabbath indicates there may be some benefit to it.”

“Gratitude keeps you from being needy.”

“Complaining is like a national sport.”

Nov 13, 2019
Episode 1027 What Had Happen Was…

Grandma’s Dinner Rolls, Worst Jobs, Toy Museum, God’s Worth Trusting, Judgmental, Honesty Cafe, Church Sneeze Ethics, Gratitude for What You Have;


“The God described in the Bible is worth trusting.”

“If your grandma is still making rolls for you, enjoy it!”

“You can’t have community and total freedom at the same time. It just doesn’t work that way.”

Nov 12, 2019
Episode 1026 Your Schtick is You’re Yourself?

Romance, Christmas Spending, Coffee Study, Introverts/Extroverts, Fruit of the Spirit, Welcome to the Show, Too Early for Christmas, Having Asperger’s, God Creating Things ;


“You don’t have to have a boyfriend or girlfriend.”

“You’re talking yourself out of your own point.”

“No one is coming to me looking for advice about holiday decor and Christmas spending.”

“Spiritual Fruit is about character.”

Nov 11, 2019
Episode 1025 Vampire Bat Friends

Difficult Co-Workers, No Shave November, Breaking Animal News, BONUS CONTENT: Christian Leaders Who Fall;


“We lean to where our ego gets stroked.”

“Bless them far away from me.”

“Sometimes you just break in with stuff before you know what’s going on.”

Nov 08, 2019
Episode 1024 A Brant Hansen Show Salute…Retracted

Breaking Animal News, Dad Brag, Jesus 1st Miracle, Social Tip, Burnt Out at Work, Poor Gift Wrapping, Mana/Trusting God, Introvert Escape Party;


“God is shockingly good.”

“Slick, suave, and smooth is where you are now?”

“Did they learn anything about any historical events of import?”

Nov 07, 2019
Episode 1023 Habakuk 3

I Saw The Light, No Shave November, No Politics, Sesame Street 50th, BONUS CONTENT: The Random Question Generator; 


“We want to help people pay more attention to what God is up to in His kingdom.”

“I don’t get Big Bird. I never did.”

Nov 06, 2019
Episode 1022 The Deja Vu Joke

Joke Spa, The Show From Tolkien’s House, BONUS CONTENT: Kanye West Controversy;


“It makes life a lot easer when you don’t have to know everyone’s spiritual temperature.”

“I have an announcement of a possibility.”

“We want to help people pay more attention to what God is up to in His kingdom.”

Nov 05, 2019
Episode 1021 A Lively, Uninformed Opinion On The Joker

Alexa Glasses, Rarity of Change, The God That Heals, BONUS CONTENT: The Joker;


“Our culture seems hopelessly bored.”

“I’m yelling at the clouds.”

“God introduces Himself as ‘The God Who Heals.’”

Oct 31, 2019
Episode 1020 It’s Not Triumphalism

Do Bugs Realize, Lack of Anxiety, Worst Jobs, Social Tip, BONUS CONTENT: Being 50;


“I love the lack of anxiety as compared to the culture.”

“Men are more likely to be more scared to bugs.”

“I can still do the worm at 50 years old.”

Oct 30, 2019
Episode 1019 Robot Bats Are A Thing…So Buck Up!

The T-Rex Bridesmaid, Brant’s 3 Things, National Days, Why Not Smile, Tatts and Recklessness, What Am I, Quick Responses, The $200 Shirt, Breaking Animal News, Ask God;


“Asking God for things is underrated.”

“God is not waiting for you to have a shadow of doubt so He can blast you.”

“I’m not man enough for that truck.”

Oct 29, 2019
Episode 1018 Why Would His Mullet Impede Home Education?

Biggest Fear, Madeline Davis, Dealbreaker, Describe the Show, Show Motto, Nano Mice, Brant’s 3 Things;


“You’re plan A for your kid and there is no plan B.”

“The question is not whether my prayer is enough. The question is: is what Jesus did on Calvary enough to cover me?”

“The show is refreshingly strange and strangely refreshingly.”

“We’re going places on this show.”

Oct 28, 2019
Episode 1017 The Constricting Mechanism Was A Little Too Aggressive

Messy Desk People, Fight Against Fomo, Be of Good Cheer, Social Tip,Accepting God, Creating Your Own Reality, Listener Uniform Update, BONUS CONTENT: Brant’s “Best Selling” Book;


“I’m gonna go see if they have a parachute.”

“Education happened. Friendship happened. You can see that, guys.”

“It’s so much work living without Jesus.”

“Jesus is the way off the guilt train.”

Oct 25, 2019
Episode 1016 Waffles and Hemingway

Breaking Animal News, Brant’s 3 Things, Being A Skeptic, The Universe of God, Pregnant and Can’t Steal, Healthy Soul, Tools & Puppets, Worst Jobs, Listener Uniforms;


“Not only is God NOT indifferent to you He LOVES you.”

“The guru, hippie Jesus doesn’t make sense.”

“There were political things going on during Jesus’ time but he kept speaking of another kingdom.”

Oct 24, 2019
Episode 1015

Brant’s 3 Things, Shocking Moves, Halloween Info Packs, GAB Phone, Hiding Stuff You Buy;


“We can be less boring if we can be less about entertainment.”

“You don’t see me in the social gym putting in the work.”

“Did you ask them to pay you with a Game Stop card?”

“I think ’no’ is underrated. You can say no. We need you to.”

Oct 17, 2019
Episode 1014 The Organizzz Day Spa & Hospital

Venting, The Words You Speak, Brant’s 3 Things, Survival School, The Stress is Real, Using Turn Signals, Misfit Moment, 80 Bites Diet;


“If you know anyone on the spectrum 

“As humans when we start to say something we start to believe it.”

“God is good. I’m His kid. I don’t have to know where everybody else stands.”

“What were you doing on a circus train?”

“You overcome stress with thanksgiving.”

Oct 16, 2019
Episode 1013 What Are You Trying To Burgle?

Brant’s 3 Things, BONUS CONTENT: The Reality of Rival Gods;


“Doing something nice for your parents is a really grown up thing to do.”

“Do you think we actually settle for this if we had time to script it out?”

Oct 15, 2019
Episode 1012 The ‘Thank You For Eating Ticks’ Song

Brant Turning 50, Breaking Animal News, Joke Spa, Active Faith, Artists, Looking for Love, Trying Veggies, I Don’t Know, Social Coach, Obedience;


“Turning 50 means you get to say some stuff.”

“Things should get less complicated as you get older.”

“You’re not taking this robe, Cindy.”

“I didn’t realize you could capture the smell of crumbles.”

“What if God can’t be controlled and we’re called into His amazing story.”

Oct 14, 2019
Episode 1011 Don’t Go Where The Bison Attack

Breaking Animal News, The New Moons of Saturn, God Loves You Now, Being Injured, BONUS CONTENT: A Fall At The Gym;


“Do you think we actually settle for this if we had time to script it out?”

“God loves you as you are not some future version of you.”

“There was no reason to force air through your larynx.”

Oct 11, 2019
Episode 1010 Brainard’s Burgers And Also Some Questions Drive-Thru

Unoffendable Parenting, Sports Grille Joke, Candy Corn Rebuttal, The Power of a Story, We’re a Mixed Bag, Chip and Joanna Hotel, Other Gods and Our God, Women/Dogs/Kids, We’re Getting Older;


“Anger comes from a sense of threat.”

“There’s something powerful in a ‘welcome’.”

“No one even attempts to defend Circus Peanuts.”

Oct 10, 2019
Episode 1009 A Challenge From Barbara And The Vipers

Survival School, Death is Defeated, Misfit Moment, Corn Maze Stalking, Brant’s 3 Things, Used Lamborghini, BONUS CONTENT: Heal 50 Kids;


“I don’t understand why we have to poke holes through it.”

“Death is evil’s only weapon.”

“God hates death and demonstrated how much by conquering it.”

“God doesn’t just root for the underdog He identifies with them.”

Oct 03, 2019
Episode 1008 Pant Payments

Autumn Leafies, Battling Depression, Cirque Du Soleil, Kanye West Gospel CD, Brant's 3 Things, Halloween Info Packs;


“Every hour is just chock full of awesomeness.”

“If I have faith in Jesus, I will trust Him to change and shape me.”

“There has been some resistance from listeners AND the staff of the show.”

“Tell me kids don’t want a little scroll of"  

Oct 02, 2019
Episode 1007 We're Going To Need A Professional To Look At This...

Tech Sergeant Kenneth O'Brien, Who You're Becoming, Pumpkin Spice Hot-take, Candy Corn Hot-take, Brant's 3 Things, Joke Spa, BONUS CONTENT: Skinny Jeans;


“Just because you’re avoiding things doesn’t mean you’re going the right way.”

“It’s not about the ‘not’ it’s about what you’re becoming.”

“Pumpkin Spice is a fraud.”

“Jesus wanted little groups of changed humble people that would change the world.”

“Encouragement helps to shape your own heart.”

Oct 01, 2019
Episode 1006 It Was Chuck And His Foot

Money and Worry, What Just Happened, Worst Jobs, KFC Donut Chicken Sandwich Logic, Judgmental, Halloween Info Packs, Overweight People Ordering Food BONUS CONTENT: Men’s Group Revisited;


“Through logic we can improve our lives and have tastier snacks for all.”

“Humans are super judgmental. It’s what we do when we’re not taught out of it.”

“Jesus says there’s enough for you. You don’t need to worry about money.”

Sep 30, 2019
Episode 1005 The Atomic Elbow Into The Forehead Of Illogic

Character Makeover, Jesus is Shocking BONUS CONTENT: Kanye Worship, No Casseroles;


“God wants to do a complete renovation of your personality.”

“I’m rooting for Kanye West and me to know God more.”

“Jesus is the way. Not just a moral teacher. He is everything.”

Sep 27, 2019
Episode 1004 There’s An Extra Football Buried Somewhere In The City

Breaking Animal News, The Forgetting Curve, Loneliness, Essence of Following Jesus, Forever Young Wedding Song, Save the Alien Planet, Loneliness, National Days;


“The University of Oregon is asking the cats the questions.”

“I forget minute by minute how God has been to me.”

“The NFL has been cold but my ideas are hot.”

“Explain that to the people at Bilderberg.”

Sep 26, 2019
Episode 1003 I Now Can Afford Manwich

Brant’s 3 Things, Shock Jock, Octagon of Knowledge, Losing Things, God Changing Other Parts, Insta Meme Life, Crying At Your Daughter’s Wedding;


“God may be working on other things in your life. Lean into it.”

“I’m a nerd. I don’t want you to be scared about what’s about to happen.”

“I had plenty of free time to just accrue knowledge.”

Sep 25, 2019
Episode 1002 “Whispering Moo” Is A Worship Band

Joke Spa, Brant’s 3 Things, Monday Song, Change, Over 45 Bucket List, Misfit Moment, Prize Wheel, Walgren’s Drones, Remake of The Princess Bride, True Love;


“The quiet of the day is underrated.”

“The spa is all a big joke.”

“When following Jesus, I have to change.”

“God will not be reduced to a formula.”

Sep 24, 2019
Episode 1001 Tell Us More, Mr. Spiritual

Brant’s 3 Things, Dukes of Hazard, Thinking of Heaven, See Something/Say Something, Anxiety, Breaking Animal News, Document Your Dy, We Have it Good, Jesus Makes Sense;


“You’re KIND comments are always appreciated.”

“I think of heaven more as I get older.”

“If you see a giant clown juggling in CVS say something.”

“Rehearse what God has done for you.”

Sep 17, 2019
Episode 1000 We Should Have Been The Conveyer Belt Cheese People

Content Lost, Trusting God, 9/11 Thoughts, Cookie Monster Twitter, Obeying, BONUS CONTENT: Men’s Small Group;


“Thankfulness will help you with trusting God.”

“I’m going to accuse Cookie Monster of lying.”

“Everybody wants to be known.”

Sep 16, 2019
Episode 999 A Challenge From Shredder

Repentance, Worst Jobs, Honesty Cafe, Gym-timidation,  Line Dancing,  The Little Things, Frustrated with God;


“God wants us to change.”

“Line dancing includes hooking your thumbs in your belt loops, right?”

“They don’t call the station because they know you will block it, Sherri.”

Sep 13, 2019
Episode 998 A $5 Talking Dog

Joke Spa, God Proving Himself, Challenging the Culture, Monday Song, Brant’s 3 Things, Save the Alien Planet, Debating God, Don’t Be Impressed, Big Questions;


“It all comes down to do I love him or not.”

“I’m gonna drop in some hip language.”

“God designed us for closeness to Him.”

“What you believe is what you do.”

Sep 12, 2019
Episode 997 It Was A Romantic Story Until They Actually Met

Embarrassing Jam, Brant’s 3 Things, Optimism, Nice Perfume, Anxiety, Spending Time with your Pet, Nasa and the Rolling Stones, Breaking Animal News, We Need Reminded, People of Hope;


“God uses unfashionable people.”

“We’re precious to God. He’s got his eye on us.”

“Would you rather be with a best friend or a pack of wild dogs.”

“We’re all in on breaking animal news.”

“Nasa, think of someone other than the Rolling Stones for once.”

Sep 04, 2019
Special Oddcast! Talkin' Hurricanes

Brant and Sherri are in South Florida talking about bracing for Hurricane Dorian, how weather threats bring us together, and how to get rid of furniture you don't want in a hurricane.

Sep 03, 2019
Episode 995 The You’re Wrong Song

Not Meetings, Doing Without Fellow Believers, Monday Song, Brant’s 3 Things, The Wedding Dress, BONUS CONTENT;


“I had interest in the cottage cheese kiosk.”

“The life of a believer doesn’t work on your own.”

“You don’t have to read other people’s mind.”

“This was an attempt to get me to cry.”

Sep 03, 2019
Episode 994 I Knew We Were Going To Dead Skin Cells

Christmas Early, Keep Praying , Social Coach, Don’t Get Tired, Sports Injuries, Series of Apps, End of Your Rope, Worst Jobs, Andrew Luck, BONUS CONTENT: Andrew Luck and our Cultural Idols;


“You may ask yourself ‘why the Christmas music?’”

“If you’re praying for something and it doesn’t happen, don’t give up!”

“Is that a bowling pin in his eye?”

Sep 02, 2019
Episode 993 Ladling The Stew Of Symbolism

Deal Breaker, Relationship with God, Breaking Animal News, Another Matrix, Welcome to Adulthood, Brant’s 3 Things, Boundaries;


“Just wash your jump suit and go.”

“If the birds can take a nap we should be able to as well.”

“Every guy will eventually get to be Spiderman.”

“It’s a lot of work to be lazy.”

Aug 30, 2019
Episode 992 American Ninja Nystagmus

Worst Jobs, A Cool House, Coin Collectors, Jesus and the 5,000, Fan Girl, Alien Planet, People of Faith, In Your Feelings, Taking Criticism, Welcome to Adulthood, Breaking Animal News;


“I don’t know what rainforest you’re from.”

“When I see what I’m doing, LOOK OUT!”

“Everyone is a person of faith.”

“Just because I’m offended isn’t the last word.”

“We just want to share wisdom and go off on people.”

Aug 29, 2019
Episode 991 You Ugly

Fantasy Football, Crying At Work, Brant’s 3 Things, Puppets on the Plane, Loneliness, Breaking Animal News;


“I bought underwear with the gift card but that’s not the point.”

“I’m not always on the winning side.”

“I don’t have to get credit for everything.”

“Talk positively about people behind their backs.”

Aug 28, 2019
Episode 990 Crossing the Ol’ Newswire

Welcome to Adulthood, Breaking Animal News, Lord Remove Them, Brant’s 3 Things, Listener Uniform, Joke Spa, BONUS CONTENT: The Christian Limelight;


“It’s OK to take just one picture.”

“Grab a stranger. Whatever it takes.”

“This should be Sherri’s 3 Things.”

Aug 27, 2019
Episode 989 Thanks, Thanks, Thanks; Help me, Help me, Help me.

Worst Jobs, Back to School, Welcome to the Show, Dying Alone, Pictures of Food, Women Keeping Up, NFL and Self Esteem, Welcome to Adulthood, BMW in the Lake, Grace, A-Rod Rental;


“How awesome is it that we have God to thank?

“Bind yourself to Christ. That’s where your identity lies.”

“If you’re picking a team, choose wisely.”

Aug 26, 2019
Episode 988 Warehouse: Pick up; House: Drop Off

Who Is Jesus, How Little It Costs, Breaking Animal News, Brant’s 3 Things, Listener Uniform, Conversion Stories, Amazon Pick-Up, No Emails @ Night;


“Jesus is Lord. Either you believe that or you don’t.”

“I feel compelled to slip the words ‘TJ Maxx’ into the conversation.”

“Sherri wants miniature ponies in the airport crying.”

“God was with you for problems in the past and He’s still with you.”

Aug 23, 2019
Episode 987 We Didn’t Get To Herman Hamster and His Burgeoning Family

Breaking Animal News, Brant’s 3 Things, Simmer down, Self-Incrimination, Walking Away, Co-workers, Losing Award Shows;


“Don’t look down on your job.”

“Before the fall Adam still had work and jobs.”

“Was this about Jesus the whole time?”

“Buck up you celebrities.”

Aug 22, 2019
Episode 986 Deceitful Orphaned Baby Koalas

Betteridge’s Law, Motorcycle Grandma, Welcome to the Show, Breaking Animal News, Brant’s 3 Things, Rubik’s Cube, Prize Wheel, God is Good;


“You don’t have to become your parents.”

“There is always healing that can happen.”

“Do you feel the fanfare was slightly excessive?”

“Sometimes God uses the unlikely stuff.”

Aug 21, 2019
Episode 985 The Great Hope of the Trapper Keeper

Joke Spa, Summing Up the Bible, Prayer, NFL Jokes, Breaking Animal News,Brant’s 3 Things, BONUS CONTENT: Staying Humble;


“Sherri is using the power of suggestion. That’s how she does it.”

“I appreciate the ‘actually’ inserted there.”

“God just keeps pursuing us.”

“Win the social interaction.”

‘You don’t need inspiration to pray.”

Aug 20, 2019
Episode 984 A Puppet Presentation Of Some Sort

Welcome to Adulthood, Worst Jobs, Depression, Candied Hot Dog Ice Cream, Meeting 10,000 People, Krispy Kreme and Resse’s, Anxiety, BONUS CONTENT: Religion vs. Relationship;


“Your appetites can destroy you.”

“Every indicator says if you draw back on social media you’re happier.”

“We don’t want the words ‘candied’ and ‘hot dog’ together.”

“I don’t mean to implicate all extroverts.”

Aug 19, 2019
Special Oddcast! Celebrities Losing Faith

Brant and Sherri talk about raising children, making friends, and Christian celebrities losing their faith.

Aug 16, 2019
Episode 982 Who Would Like A Frosty Dr. Snap?

Brant’s 3 Things, Knock-Off Brands, Brant’s Hair Cut, Elvis Auction, Kids and Technology, Do You Light Up, BONUS CONTENT: Men As Protectors;


“And the tension remains.”

“People who are content find meaning and joy in their job.”

“The enemy doesn’t want unity.”

Aug 15, 2019
Episode 981 The Orphaned Melon-Headed Whale

Parents and Napping, Hair Solidarity, Brant’s 3 Things, Breaking Animal News, Meaningless, Keeping It Real;


“Some of the worse ideas are listener ideas.”

“Being in real relationship means sacrificing freedom.”

“Why are church testimonies usually from stagecoach days.”

“I really struggle with saying ‘darn’”

Aug 14, 2019
Episode 980 Nah, I’m Good

Social Coach, Millennials and Friends, Hobbs and Shaw, Misfit Moment, Brant’s 3 Things, Gladiator of Knowledge, BONUS CONTENT: Race and Relationship;


“The point is to leave people spellbound and then walk off.”

“As we get more isolated as a culture anxiety is off the charts.”

“Life isn’t about me being happy every moment.”

“Finely curated entertainment for Bev’s enjoyment.”

Aug 13, 2019
Special Oddcast! Mike Donehey of Tenth Avenue North

Brant talks with Mike Donehey of Tenth Avenue North about his new book “Finding God’s Life For My Will”

Aug 08, 2019
Episode 978 News From The Front Of Romance

Shock Jock, Set Apart, Men and Facial Hair, God Exists With Us, Justifying, Women and Muscular Men, The Future City, You’re Welcome Here, The Guitar Hotel, Extrovert Worries, 5-Year Old Memories;


“He saw the Jetsons and had a vision.”

“I don’t care if the 5 year olds are offended.”

“It’s a good thing to be set a part.”

Aug 07, 2019
Episode 977 Domino

Nicknames, Welcome to Adulthood, Yard Sales, Heaven Reunions, Delivery Driver Requests, The Newest Thing, Save the Alien Planet, Brant’s 3 Things;


“You gotta love Domino”

“If I don’t commit to something I’m going to end up by myself and not flourish.”

“Jesus is not irrelevant. He’s too relevant.”

Aug 06, 2019
Episode 976 30 Bars Of Wet Soap

Brant’s 3 Things, Breaking Animal News, Nerd Cred, Highlight Culture, Welcome to Adulthood, Unplug, Think It Through, Inner Dialogue;


“Take your inner dialogue to God in prayer.”

“Before you follow your desires think it all the way through to the logical end.”

“Daily faithfulness is impressive.”

“On breaking animal news score one for the anchorman.”

Aug 05, 2019
Episode 975 Seattle J

Brant’s New Hair, Nicknames, You’re Welcome (The Eyebrow Song), Cable People Commitment, The Marry Me Bike Ride,The Bridal Hustle, BONUS CONTENT: Losing Your Faith;


“Is there anyone more scared of commitment than the cable people?”

“She’s still complaining about the nickname from the alien.”

Aug 02, 2019
Episode 974 Highway Repentance

Worst Job, Joke Spa, I Saw the Light, Brant’s 3 Things, Jury Duty, Brant’s New Hair;


“If this show isn’t anything it’s genuine.”

“It’s more like a ‘clever’ spa than a joke spa”

“Brant has a fetching new haircut.”

“All the beauty in the world if there’s no one to thank, that’s ultimately lonely.”

Aug 01, 2019
Episode 973 The Moon Stinks

Humility, Gladiator, Next Thing, History Segment, Worst Job, Wisdom, Cinderella Wedding, Prayer, Explaining the Cloud, Shock, Misfit Moment;


“Men are drawn to the idea of self-sacrifice and being strong.”

“We’re not going to find life if we look to ourselves for it.”

“People who think they are wise because they excel at something unrelated to wisdom are fools.”

“Field the question like you’ve never heard it before.”

Jul 31, 2019
Episode 972 Don’t Use The Word “Squeeze”

Doctor’s Listening, First Impressions, Vacation, Let’s Look at our Phones, Listener Uniforms, Jury Duty, Dependent on God, Misfit Moment, Repentance, No Vows, Unfriended, Baby at Starbucks, Breaking Animal News;


“I don’t know the big picture. I have to trust Him. And He’s good.”

“In spite of popular demand you will hear a song.”

“In confirms all my biases which is what I like from my news.”

Jul 30, 2019
Episode 971 The Commitment Of Gray Hair Ponytail Guy

Brant’s 3 Things, Wedding Decisions, BONUS MATERIAL: Brant’s Euro Look, The Culture and Cartoon Christians;


“God is not interested in what we’re accomplishing. He’s interested in what we’re becoming.”

“Any Ponytail Conversation is nuanced.”

“Memes aren’t brave or courageous.”

Jul 29, 2019
Episode 970 A Gelatinous Mass At Your Daughter’s Wedding

Brant’s 3 Things, The Wedding Dance, Guy Talk, No One Is Good, Misfit Moment, Breaking Animal News, Longest Yard Sale, Forgiveness;


“Laugh at the inherent silliness in everything.”

“Being grateful is an anecdote  to depression.”

“I need a little more metaphor.”

Jul 26, 2019
Episode 969 ENGAGEMENT!

Thank You to You, Worst Jobs, I Saw the Light, Face App, Joke Spa, Brant’s 3 Things, Shock Jock;


“Whatever you want small human. I am enamored of you.”

“You can get paid AND thanked. There’s meaning in what you do.”

“Now we have picture of you old.”

“We have steaming aloe vera plants.”

“The critique thing can’t happen with a narcissist.”

Jul 25, 2019
Episode 968 Hey, Name

Being a Good Person, Breaking Animal News, Women Talking Weight, Resentment, Don’t Know the Answer, NBA Brant Take, Anxious, History Segment, Pay Attention, Shock Jock, Misfit Moment;


“God believes you’re infinitely valuable.”

“At least you know a cat cares.”

“Radical Individualism can cause anxiety.”

“Security comes from knowing who you are, whose you are, and why you’re here.”

Jul 24, 2019
Episode 967 The ‘Elephant Have Chins’ People

Brant’s 3 Things, Breaking Animal News, Misfit Moment, Brant’s NBA Take, Resentment, Taste and See, The Omnivore’s Dilemma, Men Quoting Movies,  Foot on the Plane;


“Realize how much God values you.”

“Resentment tastes sweet and it will kill you.”

“There’s a little bit of gang fighting amongst those of us interested in zoology.”

“In the mess of your life you can still humble yourself.”

Jul 23, 2019
Episode 966 The Modern Day Workin’ Man’s Song

Brant’s 3 Things, Doing Your Job Well, Door Dash, No Loud Laughter, Shock Jock, The Sectional, Welcome to the Show;


“Professionalism will ensue on this program.”

“Send in more sectionals.”

“Brant’s the heir apparent to Johnny Cash.”

“Waisting time with your kids is one of the most beautiful things you can do.”

Jul 22, 2019
Special Oddcast! Forgiveness and Pharisees

Brant and Sherri talk about forgiveness, Pharisees, and the stories we tell ourselves.

Jul 19, 2019
Episode 964 An Inspiring Quote About Nature From Nicholas Cage

Jesus’ Name, Worst Jobs, Humans and Chins, Brant’s 3 Things, Prize Wheel, Sharing Your Faith, National Make It Simple Day, Jury Duty, BONUS CONTENT Astrology Revisited;


“In our culture the prestigious jobs are the positions we could do without.”

“Jesus is constantly telling us we need change for our own survival.”

“You are invited by God Himself to call him your Dad.”

“I take a bold stand on this program.”

Jul 18, 2019
Episode 963 I Have Something To Tell You About Rick Astley

Church Nursery, Was That A Chicken?, #FakeChristianity, I Saw the Light, Astrology, Doing What You Know, Brant’s 3 Things, Joke Spa;


“Usually people who criticize Christianity are usually asking for more Christianity.”

“What I want for a radio show is less weirdness.”

“We have a drive for transcendence. You don’t fill it in with nothing,”

“We’re the show that blames the listener.”

Jul 17, 2019
Episode 962 Be Nice To New Jersey

How Awesome God Is, Breaking Animal News, Marketing Insecurity, Shock Jock, Worst Job, “My Girlfriend” Meal, Donkey Kong, The Real You;


“Contentment is so right and so freeing.”

“As a teenage guy Donkey Kong was very metaphorical.”

“I think the me I am when I’m praying is the real me.”

Jul 16, 2019
Episode 961 I Am On Fire, From A Broadcasting Perspective

Shock Jock, Brant’s 3 Things, Friends Ordering Food, Running with the Bulls, Crossed Vacation Feet, Being a Skeptic, Wimbledon;


“We’re so frail we can’t even explain ourselves.”

“It’s not too late to humble yourself today.”

“I’m not gonna get involved until they raise it to running with the robot bulls.”

Jul 15, 2019
Episode 960 One Eyebrow or Two?

Getting the Show Started, Party for the Custodian, Sci-Fi Question: $1 Million Dollar Job, Biggest Fear, Evangelism/Guilt, Good people and Twitter, People and Change, Brant’s 3 Things;


“People get chills when they see the kingdom in action.”

“You can throw some very old people in the football game, if you want.”

“Where you are today…server people.”

“Repentance is not a common thing.”

Jul 12, 2019
Episode 959 Thank You Random Listener Out There

Be Grateful, “Not” Scripted Calls, History Segment: Sony Walkman and Pagers, Biggest Fear, Brant’s 3 Things, Walking Fast;


“If you sense there’s someone to be thankful to, I say go with.”

“God’s got this. It’s not all on your shoulders. You get to sleep and HE’LL do the watching.”

“A beeper obligated you to begin the process of finding a phone that was affixed to the wall.” 

“Contentment, itself, is such a wonderful thing.”

Jul 11, 2019
Episode 958 A Challenge From Knuckles McCoy

Joke Spa, Shamelessly Persistent, The World Cup, Brant’s 3 Things, Welcome to the Show, Earthquakes, Misfit Moment, BONUS CONTENT: Job and His Friends;


“For some reason God is still interested in being around us.”

“I’m trying to be cool and it’s not working out.”

“Even if you get in the inner circle, there’s an inner circle in THAT inner circle.”

“Go boldly to God, not because you’re awesome, but because Jesus is awesome.”

Jul 10, 2019
Episode 957 May BOTH Peter Marshalls Rest In Peace

The Prize Wheel, Brant’s 3 Things, Misfit Moment, Spiderman Movie, 4th of July Actually Guy, Biggest Fear, The Brant Hansen Jingle;


“The first thing I wanted to do today is impugn the listener.”

“Don’t you dare touch my fear.”

“Leave it to the dude in the room to try and fix it.”

“We were made for community.”

“The bias towards self enhancement is more profound than any other bias we have.”

Jul 09, 2019
Episode 956 Candy Crush and Legalism

Wedding Vows, Listener Uniform Updates, Honesty Cafe, FB Couples,. The Jingle Personalized, Cute Babies, Talk to Your Emotions, What not to do at a Weddings;


“I’ve been instructed not to talk about the accidents with the listener uniforms.”

“There’s something deeply romantic about taking vows in front of a crowd of people. Vowing you won’t leave.”

“They were shocked in a very profoundly neutral way.”

Jul 05, 2019
Episode 955 Mentoring Darth Vader

Ruining a Show, A Selfie with Sly Stallone, I Saw the Light, Brant’s 3 Things, Knowing God, Lifestyle of Forgiveness, Joke Spa, Keep Going, The Happy Birthday Song;


“The music for Brant’s 3 Things is going to be astonishing.”

“Can you private message someone you disagree with on FB? Does it have to be public?”

“Remember how brutal the cross was? That was for me.”

“I don’t know that we need these goggles.”

Jul 04, 2019
Special Oddcast! Would Dietrich Bonhoeffer Do That?

Brant and Sherri talk about the latest tracking poll data regarding the show and also what to do when someone purposefully encroaches on your personal space.

Jul 03, 2019
Episode 953 The Continental Travels of Evelyn Woods

Listener Uniform Update, Being Busy, Weddings Gifts, The Coffee Diet, Wedding Invites, Wedding Dresses, Brant’s 3 Things;


“No one wants the boring Brant Hansen diet.”

“Here’s your blender.”

“Your wife should feel loved and protected. Period.”

“Most arguments don’t need to happen.”

Jul 02, 2019
Episode 952 Bring Back That Couch, Chip!

Misfit Moment, Tacking Poll, Sci-Fi Question: Home Fixer Upper vs. I.Q. Points, Being Grateful, Listener Uniform Update, God's Handiwork, Breaking Animal News, Brant's 3 Things;


“There’s something beautiful about the heart that keeps trying.”

“Jesus acknowledges our problem and then does something about it. He pays it all himself.”

“Look around. There’s a creator who is a real artist.”

Jul 01, 2019
Episode 951 Revenge Of The Flute Mummy

Joke Spa, Brant’s 3 Things, Pep Talk, Millennials & Deodorant , Misfit Moment, Universal Studios and Long Lines, Continual Conversation, Fife Guy;


“This is a spa that gives people something to think about.”

“We are a people set a part. Don’t assimilate.”

“We’re in a spiritual battle and we need to hear the truth.”

“I wouldn’t stand in line to see us.”

Jun 28, 2019
Episode 950 Get Off My Lawn But I Love You

So God is Glorified, 60 Things to See, Brant and John Stamos, Brant’s 3 Things, Andrae 3000 and the Flute, OPNN, The Naming Kids Business, Favorite Veggies, Breaking Animal News, Miss Bev Birthday;


“I’ve got to listen. That’s what Jesus does.”

“As a man I want to offer protection. Not exploitation.”

“We salute the Queen of Awesome.”

Jun 27, 2019
Special Oddcast! Discouragement

Brant and Sherri talk about discouragement and the enemy as the accuser.

Jun 26, 2019
Episode 948 A King That Wants You At His Table

Honesty Cafe, Marvel at your Head, Dad’s Fixing Things, Survival School, Flight Attendant, The Misfit Moment, The “Universe”, Brant’s 3 Things, Save the Alien Planet;


“If you like the Muppet Show you’ll understand our show right a way.

“I’m amazed our head keeps pumping hair out.”

“When I play the flute around the airport then people want to call security.”

“You are secure in God so relax.”

Jun 25, 2019
Episode 947 I Don’t Want To Get Harried

I Don’t Want To Get Harried, Honesty Cafe, Listener Uniform, Brant’s 3 Things, Weddings, Smart People, Blueberry Man;


“Put the listener uniform on and the experience begins.”

“There are a lot of people like Sherri who throw cold water on idea.”

“Putting people on a pedal stool doesn’t help them and it doesn’t help you.”

“Smart people can be more wrong then others because they’re brilliant at justifying themselves.”

Jun 24, 2019
Episode 946 A Quote About Graduation From B.B. King

The Way We Want to Live, Prize Wheel, Stealing with a Duck, Garage Sales, The Library, Least Little Remembrance, Small Talk, Being a Follower, The Tracking Poll;


“The least little remembrance is pleasing to God.”

“All of us have a way we want to live. All of us don’t totally live that way.”

“My electric football game is worth more than $1”

“This is the planet I’ve been assigned.”

“By the world’s standards following is very rarely a cool thing to do.”

Jun 21, 2019
Episode 945 We Keep The Customers Breathing

After Father’s Day, Brant’s 3 Things, Shock Jock, Joke Spa, New Tracking Poll, Father’s Day Thermometer, Breaking Animal News, Fast and Furious Cartoon;


“Maybe we should have a medieval jingle.”

“Love is work.”

“Sometimes we have to live with yearnings that don’t get met.”

“I’m cashing all my chips in on this joke.”

“We don’t know if it was an emotional support baby possum. We just don’t know.”

Jun 20, 2019
Episode 944 Impugning Applebee’s

Good People/Bad People, Current TV Shows, What Dads Want, Processing Pitch, Brant’s 3 Things, 600 House Plant Species, No Big Idea, History Segment, Breaking Animal News;


“Everyday this show is a fresh adventure for Sherri.”

“There’s something really beautiful about daily faithfulness with what’s in front of you.”

“Some of the plants n my care don’t want to live.”

“Complaining crowds out gratitude.”

Jun 19, 2019
Special Oddcast! Brant and Sherri Interview

Brant and Sherri are interviewed by Rebie from WAYNATION about the goal of the show, the challenges of making it everyday, and about working together for the last 7 years and what they’ve learned through the process.

Jun 18, 2019
Episode 942 Everything Is Yours (The Work Fridge Song)

Parents and Smartphones, THIS Kind of Humor, Jury Duty, Bigger House and Happiness, Brant’s 3 Things, The Secret Lives of Dogs, BONUS CONTENT: What is the Kingdom of God?


“Sometimes we’re ignoring our kids for our phones.”

“When I saw the guitar I knew something special was going to happen.”

“My Enneagram has told me not to retreat into my own head. Where else am I supposed to go?” 

Jun 17, 2019
Episode 941 The Irony of a Dog Named Blue

Brant’s 3 Things, Breaking Animal News, Dads and Masculinity, God and Loneliness, The Jingle for Trevor, Samsung Fold Phone Desperation, Women and Their Looks, Worst Jobs;


“Sorry about the extra noise during our breaking animal news.”

“Being a believer doesn’t mean you won’t be lonely.”

“Don’t miss the chance to bless your kids.”

“Showing up for your family every day is one of the most masculine things you can do.”

Jun 14, 2019
Episode 940 Very Special Brains

A Word for Dads, Having a Big Platform, DIY Projects, Who Wants to be a Millionaire Comeback, Kawhi Leonard, Looking Too Intense, Millennials Fixing Things, Not Having a Big Dream, Taste and See, Thought She Was Nice;


“I have a default smile that I’ve worked on.”

“It’s ok not to have a BIG dream.”

“Things have turned personal very quickly.”

“My wife took the electric drill after the cupboard incident.”

Jun 13, 2019
Special Oddcast! We're Baaaaaackkkkk

Brant and Sherri are back and talking about raising money for CURE International, Praying for the President and how everyone you come across has a story.

Jun 11, 2019
Episode 938 The Geography Bee

Bad TV Series Endings, Not Sabotaging a Diet, Brant’s 3 Things, National Days, Tank America, Useless-Useful Advice, Your Job Matters, Feeling Like a Failure;


“We’re all yearning for life to have a redemptive ending.”

“Do you want to be well?”

“Sometimes we become addicted to our weaknesses and problems and we don’t want God’s help.”

“Don’t ask what the point of the tank is, just understand.”

May 29, 2019
Episode 937 Sunroof Worship

He’ll Never Leave You, God Agreeing With Us, Brant’s 3 Things, You Will Always Hate Me, Foster Parents, Uber Silence, Superstition and Science, Shock Jock;


“It’s weird that a culture that claims to only be about science is becoming more and more superstitious. 

“We get to opt in to the kingdom of God or choose our own kingdom.”

“That’s not your shocking fact is it? Do you have more?”

“What’s the level of garbage in your car that makes it illegal.”

May 28, 2019
Episode 936 In A Dark Gym…

Worst Jobs, Listener Uniforms, Being Like Your Parents, Social Coach, You’re Made to Work, Science and Snacks, Carry Cash, BONUS CONTENT Revisiting Preachers In Sneakers;


“This is a magnetic show.”

“People earn things enjoy them more.”

“Plan A is out now that I remember who I am.”

May 21, 2019
Episode 935 Humans Expect You To Look At Their Faces

Friendship, Not Knowing Car Stuff, Not Knowing How to Cook, Jesus and People on the Spectrum, Forgiveness, Movies and Bacteria, Anger, Puppets and Airline Safety, Breaking Animal News, Brant’s 3 Things;


“If you’re humble you have nothing to worry about.”

“Focus on the positive bacteria”

“Non-aspirational friendships are a good thing to have.”

“Regular guys won’t put the antifreeze in the gas tank.”

May 20, 2019
Episode 934 Did You Get A Bathroom Card?

Worship Experience, God’s Will, Breaking Animal News, Brant’s 3 Things, Folger’s Coffee Store, Tag on a Shirt, Sing to the Lord, Intelligence, I’m Sorry;


“Don’t clear your mind. Fill your mind with the stuff Jesus said.”

“Give us a dollar and get on outta here.”

“I didn’t know you had elevated flourishes.”

“God enjoys when we sing to Him and it’s probably really good for us.”

May 17, 2019
Episode 933 A Shock Jock Shocked

Head in a Case, Breaking Animal News, NBA Emotional Guy, Being Something “Big”, Mother’s/Father’s Day Breakfast, Brant’s 3 Things, Shock Jock, We’re All Sheep, Glamour Fremdschämen, Women and Jewelry;


“David never sought out to be a great king or soldier.”

“My job as a parent is not to give my skills it’s character.”

“We’re all sheep and we need a good shepherd.”

“There’s no need for Glamour Shots to contact their legal representation.”

“I always wanted to be bracelet guy but I just don’t have the work ethic.”

May 16, 2019
Episode 932 Networking in Romania

Jesus and Real Issues, Shock Jock, 84-Year Old Graduate, Slang, McDonald’s Nugget Ice Cream, Fear, Ads Online, Entrepreneurs, When Sherri and Brant Met, Disney and Avatar, Brant’s 3 Things;


“Are we allowed to have commentary on the shocking facts?”

“It’s not good enough to just be Brant.”

“We have metaphorical prizes.”

“It’s got to be me going after God and the experiences that come from that are just His blessings.”

May 15, 2019
Episode 931 The Tolkien Movie Review

One Person Makes a Difference, The Worst Job, National Days, BONUS CONTENT: The Tolkien Movie;


“I don’t want to look at my face.”

“Don’t underrate the ripple effects of making time for someone.”

“Who asked for more Avatar?”

“The basis of forgiveness is how God has forgiven you.”

May 14, 2019
Episode 930 Blankets and Fans…Clap Your Hands

GoT Coffee Cup, Crane Guy, Sci-Fi Question: Heat/AC vs. Internet, Parental Happiness Study, Brant’s 3 Things, A Younger Boss, The Sad Met Gala, BONUS CONTENT: We Need People;


“There are times people listening to the show have picked up on a train wreck.”

“Someday I could be crane man.”

“We were made to work.”

“Your job forces you to interact with people you would never chose as friends. It’s really good for our character.”

May 10, 2019
Episode 929 We Better Get Our Attitudes Together

Grumbling, Breaking Animal News, Honesty Cafe, Brant’s 3 Things, Kamikaze Karaoke, Hipper and Older, Wasting Money, Slang, Simple but Hard;


“God takes grumbling seriously.”

“We like teeny tiny birds.”

“Gratitude makes a huge difference in battling depression.”

“Accordions don’t crackle.”

May 09, 2019
Episode 928 Laughing At Brant’s Face

Joke Spa, Prayer and Persistence, Upscale Stores, Monday Song, God’s Plan vs. Your Plan, Shock Jock, Soul Check-up, Brant’s 3 Things, National Motorcycle Awareness Month;


“This is a next level spa. Steam is coming out of everywhere.”

“God writes a really good story.”

“Roses don’t smell as good as they used to. That’s a fact.”

“If I’m becoming more irritated, something’s up at the soul level.”

May 08, 2019
Episode 927 Dogs Starting Conversations

Gradual Drifting, Welcome to the Show, Great Things/Small Things, Brants 3 Things, Life’s Little Moments, Being Busy, Baby Pod, Worst Jobs;


“You don’t have to spend a lifetime making amends…just turn towards him and he’ll come running!”

“Do things without getting an emotional reward.”

“Start asking for wisdom now. Don’t wait.”

“Get yourself something that looks like a puppy.”

May 07, 2019
Special Oddcast! Black Church, The 10 Commandments & The Book of John

Sherri and Brant talk about the meaning behind the 10 commandments and answer listeners’ questions about attending a “black” church and the validity of the book of John.

May 06, 2019
Episode 925 I Can’t Afford the Sherri Lifestyle

What Not To Talk About, FOMO, Yet Another Dark Chocolate Study, National Day of Prayer, Breaking Animal News, Women Losing Weight, Grandparents and Finals, Real Life Spoilers, Pet Peeve List, Japan Emperor, Expensive Post-It Notes;


“Even if you haven’t prayed for a while, God WANTS to hear from you.”

“Would you be shocked if you found out I was a part of the Spy Whale Program?”

“Get rid of your pet peeves or as an older person you’ll be nothing but pet peeves.”

“When is the last time I lowered the comedic boom?”

May 03, 2019
Episode 924 The Lesser Known, Roiling with Jealousy Susan D. Anthony

Take Down That Photo of Me, Shock Jock, Peaceful, Glimpse of Heaven, Does God Challenge Us?, Brant’s 3 Things, State Farm and the Flute, BONUS CONTENT: Kanye's Church;


“I think we both can agree I don’t look like Fred Flintstone.”

“If I want to be at peace like Jesus I have to study Him and what He believed.”

“Looking at Jesus gives you an advance trailer of what heaven is going to look like.”

“If God doesn’t continue to challenge us and the way we think it’s probably not him.”

May 02, 2019
Episode 923 When Hamburglary Is Smiled Upon

Brant’s 3 Things, Avengers End Game Knowledge, Prize Wheel, Healthy vs. Sick, National Days, Peace, Stealing McDonald’s;


“There’s nothing weak about getting wise counsel.”

“Jesus is looking to do a total renovation on your personality.”

“You don’t know what you don’t know.”

“Sherri’s sitting here waiting for me to say something interesting and it may not happen.”

May 01, 2019
Episode 922 I’m Not Responsible For What Happens To This Alien Planet

Brant’s 3 Things, What Not To Do When You Rent A Car, Angry and Worried, Widow at Dinner, Breaking Animal News, Reaping in Another Season, Save the Alien Planet;


“If you feel the desire to lose your keys to the rental car, don’t do it. It’s a big ‘ol hassle.”

“Worry spreads but peace does, too.”

“This show is like a salad.”

“I want to be pure of heart and trust God with my future.”

“Any thing important takes time to see result.”

Apr 30, 2019
Episode 921 I’m Sorry, Mercedes Benz

Just This Station, Blame Shifting, NFL Draft, National Days, Breaking Animal News, God’s Rock Solid Promises, Worst Jobs, Praying For Your Enemies, Household Chores, What God Looks Like, Loud on the Phone;


“Praying forces you to be honest and not shift blame.”

“Yesterday I focused exclusively on Mars.”

“You never know, it could be tonight that an elk crosses the river.”

“God’s promises are rock solid.”

Apr 29, 2019
Episode 920 Bugs In Your Eyelashes

Breaking Animal News, God’s Love and Puppies, Needing Coffee, Beards and Bugs, Politics and the Kingdom, Sherri’s Kids, Good Friday Forgiveness, Resurrection Kick-Off, Welcome to the Show, Avenger’s Movie, Joy and Freedom, How You Look, Doubting Your Doubts;


“This bit lost its bite.”

“For correct opinions come to the Brant Hansen Show.”

“There are things more eternal than politics.”

“This is a hypothetical list to make a point? That’s my favorite kind of list.”

Apr 25, 2019
Episode 919 New Feature: Brant’s 3 Things

People Can Change, New Cereal, Experts and Jesus, T-Rex Fossil for the Show, Breaking Animal News, Easter Pressure, When I Look In Your Eyes, BONUS CONTENT: Healing Services;


“Obedience helps people to change.”

“We can be known as the show with the T-Rex fossil.”

“What a sweet ending to an otherwise disturbing song.”

“It’s ok to ask God to help you grow up and mature.”

Apr 24, 2019
Episode 918 James Bond and Knock Knock Jokes

10 Billion Strands of DNA, Notre Dame Fire, Delta Recline, What IT People Think, Real Life Slogans, The Pommel Horse Routine, Good Friday, Welcome to the Show;


“So what we’re doing a show that people want to go to sleep to.”

“I said ‘whoa’ once.”

“There’s a bigger picture than we can ever imagine.”

“God sees the long term.”

“My intellectual objections are silenced at the cross.”

Apr 23, 2019
Episode 917 Jokey Smurf And Sin

Easter, The First Born Study, Less Offendable, The Brant Hansen Show Tax Deduction, Hope, Welcome to the Show, Autism Awareness Month, Easter Candy Corn, What Love Really Means, Eating Chocolate as a Job, BONUS CONTENT: Alexa Is Listening;


“We’re made out of about $2.50 of raw minerals

“I enjoyed ripping it to shreds scientifically.”

“Death itself isn’t the last word if you trust in God.”

“Love is a decision to will the best for someone else.”

Apr 22, 2019
Episode 916 Arguments With Dogs In the Afterlife

Listener Uniforms, Words Not Used in Hip-Hop, Good Friday, God as Father, Forgiveness, Palm Sunday, Brant Hansen: Master Chef, Weak Faith, 10 Billion Strands of DNA, Golf, Our Inventor;


“I’m not versed on all the hippity hoppity music.”

“As soon as you humble yourself and turn towards God he comes running towards you.”

“84 different kinds of milk and I’m a chef. A Master Chef.”

“Being thankful helps battle depression and more. It’s very helpful.”

Apr 19, 2019
Episode 915 Praying For Giant, Technicolored Squirrels

Brant at Coachella, Growing Towards Christ, Social Tip, Forgiveness, Finding Free Time, Making Changes, Breaking Animal News, The Better Than You Coffee Shop;


“Would they like puppets at Coachella.”

“You didn’t volley you spiked.”

“The essence of forgiveness is dropping resentment.”

“If you start to make changes spiritually in your life people may judge you. Don’t let it stop you.”

Apr 18, 2019
Episode 914 Pardon Our Dust

Social Tip, The Weather and Our Mood, Struggling, Being Happy and Joy, The Resurrection Party, The Masters, The Resurrection is a Big Deal, Sorry to Our Teachers, Keep Going Back To Facebook, New Glasses;


“I haven’t always been this verbally good.”

“The truth is the truth no matter what my mood is.”

“It’s gonna be an action packed hour.”

“The resurrection is the biggest event in human kind and it’s our hope forever.”

Apr 17, 2019
Episode 913 The Engelbert Humperdinck Fan Club

NCAA Championship, Shock Jock, Candy Corn Easter, Things We Love About Jesus, Trust and Obey, Seat-Fillers, Honesty Cafe, 10 Billion Strands of DNA;


“The bump and buzz takes sometime.”

“You’re not supposed to be the mortality jock.”

“It’s such a sucker punch when you get your dreams and then realize it’s all about relationship.”

“They took the candy that’s already not very good and enhanced to look like poison.”

“Jesus loves everybody, as individuals, in the moment.”

Apr 16, 2019
Episode 912 Occasionally A Jennifer Breaks Through

Brant’s Son, The Important People, Reverse Chores, Being Ready, Gio and the Boyzzz Challenge, Doing Something Dumb, Bring All of You, Trill;


“You didn’t perceive my rock solid lack of emotion.”

“Jesus told us to pay attention to the important people.”

“”Ready’ may never happen.”

“This show is like a lived in house. It’s comfortable.”

Apr 15, 2019
Episode 911 There Went The Joke

Godless America, Joke Spa, NCAA Championship, Leading and Following, Prayers for the Radio Show, Breaking Animal News, Mind Your Own Business, Prize Wheel, Praying on Your Job, BONUS CONTENT: Brant Hansen YouTube Channel;


“If you waste time playing games you’re amongst friends.”

“How about we become disciples instead of leaders.”

“I ask God to make the show influential as long as the kingdom of God is at the hear of this.”

“Cats know you’re calling them they just don’t care.”

Apr 12, 2019
Special Oddcast! Preachers In Sneakers and Cookie Monster Worship

Brant and Sherri talk about the response to the new Instagram account "Preachers In Sneakers." They also talk about hymns in the church and their theological relevance today.

Apr 11, 2019
Episode 909 The Time Capsule Organizational System

He’ll Never Leave You, The Beauty of Music, Avengers End Game, Brant Hansen Jingle, Hypocrites, Reward and Judgment, Honesty Cafe, Dub Step Mosquitoes, TGIFridays, Putting Things Off, Plants and Being Smarter, We’re All Sheep;


“He’ll never leave you. There’s nothing that can shake that.”

“There’s something about music that helps us say things that wouldn’t normally occur to us.”

“My ability to understand is increasing as I watch more of these action sequences.”

“I’m hyper-logical to the point of being annoying.”

Apr 10, 2019
Episode 908 Friends On The Margins and Coffee Soup

Breaking Animal News, Doubts, Shock Jock, What IT People Think, What Admins Think, Gym Judgement, The Soul, BONUS CONTENT: Calvary and Insecurity;


“USA Today said it and I believe it.”

“Sometimes questioning is good.”

“The idea that faith is blind and doubt is always honest is not necessarily true.”

“Everything Jesus tells us to do or not to do turns out it’s really good for us.”

Apr 09, 2019
Episode 907 Jake and The Visigoths

God’s Will, Confession, The Pommel Horse and the Flute, Who Is My Neighbor?, Police Chief Thief, New MLB Idea, Jesus and Science, Social Tip, The Apostle Matthew with Asperger’s, Listener Uniform Update;


“God’s will is not about what job you pick or where you live it’s about who you are becoming.”

“Confession helps you get rid of the shame.”

“Technically the NFL and NBA have ignored every one of my ideas.”

Apr 08, 2019
Episode 906 A Schnoodle Can’t Read Sheet Music

Dumbo, Little Faithful Decisions, Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, Being Kind, Being Anxious, Breaking Animal News, You’re Not in Control, Prayers Getting Answered, Instagram Influencer, Shock Jock, The Cost of Being a Believer, Weddings and Gifts;


“I don’t want another sad, baby elephant movie.”

“Little faithful decisions grow into a beautiful blossoming tree.”

“You actually flourish when you become about other people.”

 “There is a snoodle on this show.”

Apr 05, 2019
Episode 905 Take THAT, Chipotle!

They’re Ripping Off Our Program, April Fool’s Day, Jesus in Culture, The Brant Hansen Prize Wheel, Living in Your Means, First Born/Last Born, Save the Alien Planet, Pain & Healing, Trusting God, Honesty Cafe;


“I don’t have the executive function to pull off a prank.”

“If this list was on paper I would crumple it up right now but it is my computer and I can’t throw it away.”

“Some pain is the beginning of healing.”

“Sometimes feeling like you’ve bit off more than you can chew is a good place to be. It helps you rely on and trust God.”

Apr 04, 2019
Special Oddcast! Leggings and Hashtags

Brant and Sherri discuss a letter written by a mom decrying leggings and also the motivation behind our hashtag culture.

Apr 03, 2019
Episode 903 Gratitude and Grumbling

Fashion Regrets, Owning Jesus, Accidental Mullet, Matthew the Publican, Sci-Fi Question: IQ vs. Phone Charger, If There is a God, Advice Goats, BONUS CONTENT: Self-Care;


“When you went to bed last night you were mullet-less.”

“If it’s on your mind, God cares about it.”

“I continue to be amazed by who God chooses.”

“If you live a life if gratitude people are not going to understand it.”

“Gird yourself for something remarkable disappointing.”

Apr 02, 2019
Episode 902 Again With The Amy Grant Incident

Sin Hurts People, Prayer Requests, Breaking Animal News, Funny Jokes, Shock Jock, Brain-Swarming, Having the Answers, The People Annoyed by Jesus, Men as Protectors, Listener Uniforms, Heavenly Reunions;


“Sin always hurts someone. It doesn’t expand your world. It narrows it.”

“The ‘pray about it’ thing can be used as a dodge to avoid what we know is the right thing to do.”

“Just because I can’t figure something out doesn’t mean there isn’t a good answer for it.”

“If you’re gonna be like Jesus, you’re going to attract the people he attracted and you’re gonna annoy the people he annoyed.”

“We’ve been beta testing the listener uniforms for several years now.”

Apr 01, 2019
Episode 901 This Show Is Gucci

Church Attendance, Cheerful Brant, Slang, Methuselah Movies, Your Jog: Worship, Scotland Not Germany, Chocolate and Your Arteries, Breaking Animal News, Worship Experience, No One Is Good, Conner McGregor and Brant;


“It’s good to know what not to say.”

“Whatever job you have change the purpose and it can become an act of worship.”

“Scotland is very beautiful this time of year and these people should be very happy.”

“Thank you, Mars Company.”

Mar 29, 2019
Episode 900 Procured A Giant Scoreboard

In-Laws, Breaking Animal News, Friendship, Holy, “Now We’re Hugging”, Psalm 3, Apple Anger, Who Jesus Picks, Apple Contentment, God Loves You, Sci-Fi Question: Weight vs. Pay;


“Faith is confidence.”

“My music is like a child’s drawing of a chicken in space.”

What Jesus is looking for is faithfulness with the things in front of us.”

“He’s size medium. Who cares?”

Mar 28, 2019
Episode 899 That Quote Is Attributed to Morgan Freeman

Gym Judgment, Pleasing God, Shock Jock, Prize Wheel, Changing the World, 18ft Long hair, Jesus and Weirdos, Too Many Options, Actually Guys, Motivation, Amy Grant Resolution, Faith and Trust, What Makes You An Adult, Acting the News;


“How can I change the world? I can barely get the dog walked and have breakfast in the same day.”

“Be faithful with what God has put in front of you today and see what happens.”

“Sherri has a loud laugh and I’m dry. We’ve put all of this together on a show for you.”

“The level of satisfaction doesn’t go up with more choices.”

Mar 27, 2019
Episode 898 Community

The Tolkien Movie, Obeying God, Spring Shock Jock, Love and Suffering, The Flintstones and the HOA, Anger, BONUS CONTENT: Talking About Jesus;


“If I want to change, I have to obey. Then my heart changes.”

“If you want to protect yourself from suffering don’t love anything.”

Mar 25, 2019
Episode 897 SparkySuperCharge

God vs. Science, Robot Driver’s Ed Teacher, MySpace Loss, God Wants Us As Friends, Brant’s New Hair, Be of Good Cheer, Breaking Animal News, BONUS CONTENT: The Cost of Higher Learning;


“God and science are not mutually exclusive. They are not opposed to one another.”

“Someone go tell MySpace we’ve moved on.”

“God wants us as friends. It’s amazing but true.”

“You can keep one eye on your hair health and one eye on the rest of the world.”

Mar 22, 2019
Episode 896 #BasementMoose

Breaking Animal News, God Loves You, Texting, All Out in the Open, Swoveralls, National Awkward Day, People Going to Church, Tolkien Movie, Forgiveness BONUS CONTENT: When to Return Texts;


“I should have started out with God’s love and then the moose.”

“The creator of the universe loves me. How is that not the ONLY thing that matters?”

“Before you go to the doctor let’s  go online and check out the worse case scenario and get all worked up about it.”

“Swoveralls are a lot of fun.”

“Jesus is a magnet. It’s our stuff that isn’t always that interesting.”

Mar 21, 2019
Special Oddcast! A Big Fat Joyful YES!

Brant talks to a group of people about the work of CURE International and why he has put his life behind this ministry.

Mar 20, 2019
Special Oddcast! Rachel Hollis, Fame, and the Culture of the Midwest

Brant and Sherri talk about the culture of the Midwest, revisit the NBA and the dangers of fame, and discuss what to make of Rachel Hollis’ popularity.

Mar 19, 2019
Episode 893 It’s Not The Eternal Life House

Such Good Prep, Bad People/Good Outcome, Social Tip, God Is Dangerous, Jonah and the Whale, Busyness, The Beauty of Your Job, Sending a Telegram, Asking for Encouragement;


“I’m alarmed at how good the show is going to be.”

“It took me a long to time to learn to be cool.”

“God is dangerous to the proud and safe for the humble.”

“Broken doesn’t necessarily mean humble.”

Mar 14, 2019
Episode 892 Quick Question: How Do You Feel About Robert DeNiro?

Slick Hair Again, God Cares, Hipsters, Angry Daylight Savings Guy, 10-Seconds From Looking Dumb, What People Think of You, History Segment: DD Batteries, What Love Means, Struggling With God’s Love, Jesus on Twitter;


“It’s hard being a hipster.”

“There are few people as entertaining as Angry Daylight Savings Guy.”

“Love doesn’t mean I like or approve of everything you do.”

“I never doubt if God exists. The struggle for me is believing God loves me in this moment.”

Mar 13, 2019
Episode 891 Producer Fubsy

Daylight Saving Time, NBA Depression, Tearing License Plates in Half, The Blessing, Forgiveness, Slick Hair, No Prestige/No Power, Kindness, Words Leaving the Dictionary, Messy Car People;


“The more options you have can lead to isolation.”

“There are a lot of sheep just walking around and they’re looking for something really bad.”

“Forgiveness for other people is based on the love God has for us.”

“Jesus people are at their best when there’s no prestige and there’s no power.”

“Just 6 hours ago I was clean car guy but now look what happened.”

Mar 12, 2019
Episode 890 The Spices of Boise, Idaho

Compliment Offline, The Boring Story, Renaming Food, Imagining Hardship, Listener Uniform, The Boss is a Bully, Welcome to the Show, When to Keep Your Mouth Shut, As Seen On TV;

Mar 11, 2019
Episode 889 New Song: Gonna Get To The Front Of The Line

Mimetic Desires, Uneven Bars and the Flute, Family on One, Blessing/Curse, Content Fields, Morning Honesty, Sharing Your Faith, Grambo, Plow Your Jeep Into a Tree

Mar 08, 2019
Episode 888 How Can A Duck Waddle In A Wheelchair?

“Welcome to the Show, Brain Health Sherri Family Chaos, Unmet Desires, Bronchitis and Vicks VapoRub, Can You Trust God?, Noise Without Love, Breaking Animal News, Older Men Doing Bad Stuff;



“Lower your expectations and breathe a little.”

'There’s something really beautiful and sacrificial about obeying.”

“The things we think will satisfy just don’t work.”

“You should hear the sloshing going on in my brain after exercise.”

Mar 06, 2019
Special Oddcast! The Singles Mixer

Brant and Sherri talk with a listener about her experience with Brant's Singles' Mixer on Facebook.

Mar 05, 2019
Episode 886 Garbage In, Garbage Out

The Cardinals Hat, Make a Name for Yourself, Big Assignment,What Jesus Said Do, Welcome to the Show, The Pommel Horse and Honey, Blessings, Honesty Cafe, Imaging Future Hardship;


“You don’t get to misuse humans in the pursuit or under the guise of ‘ministry’”

“There are a lot of gangs that listen to this show.”

“Don’t give people things they can’t process.”

“We’ll keep you updated as sports events warrant.”

“A lot of people want a blessing from God." 

Feb 27, 2019
Episode 885 The “Creeping Out Amy Grant” Story, Again

Humility, Honesty Cafe, Middle-Aged Men and Push-ups, Imagining Future Hardships, Brant Overeating, The Content Fields;


“It’s not about good and bad people. It’s about humble and proud people.”

“I know who God is and it’s not me.”

“If I cared more I would exercise right before the show and it would be incredible.”

“Don’t stress about the things that haven’t even happened yet. They’ll take care of themselves when they come.”

Feb 26, 2019
Episode 884 Booker T. Washington, But Not Because Of Black History Month

Miami Boat Show The Love Decision, Doing What Jesus Sid Do, The Content Fields, The Sunk Cost Fallacy, Brant Hansen Prize Wheel, Jesus and Scripture, Valentine’s Day Ruined for Everybody, Honesty Cafe, BONUS CONTENT: The Fyre Festival


“What I was gonna say was going to be hard-hitting.”

“Love is wiling the best for someone else.”

“I want to actually do the stuff Jesus told me to do.”

“If you’re able to rethink your decisions, or repent, you’ll be better off instantly.”

“I don’t know that I’ve ever heard Kohl’s Cash and Booker T. Washington mentioned in the same sentence.”

Feb 25, 2019
Episode 883 Millennials Sharing Faith

The Kingdom, 27lb Mac and Cheese, Fantasy Football, Pull Brant Back, Jesus/Apprentice, Shock Jock, Love and Being Vulnerable, Save the Alien Planet, Breaking Animal News, Millennial Sharing Faith, Justin Bieber, Tolkien Movie;


“You need a cooling off period before you eat the mac n cheese.”

“Nothing qualifies me. I have no idea what I’m doing.”

“It’s loving to tell people about Jesus. You’re telling people about water you know they’re thirsting for.”

Feb 21, 2019
Episode 882 Please Randa, Have A Heart

Honesty Cafe, These Things Won’t Be In Heaven, Obligation Chocolate, CURE International, BONUS CONTENT: Fear of the Lord;


“Love is supernatural.”

“That song was wordy to be praised.”

“I want the focus of Bozo."

Feb 20, 2019
Episode 881 #SinglesInChurch

Pommel Horse Worship, Despair, Brant and Johnny Cash, Kids and Valentine’s Day, Testimonial, Self-Checkout, Decadency, The Flintstones Theme Park;


“Depression doesn’t have to equal despair.”

“This is a challenging show.”

“The love of God cannot be moved.”

Feb 19, 2019
Episode 880 This Makes Me A Slightly Better Christian Than You Are

Licking the Top of The Salt Uniqueness, The Culture and Your Kids, Honesty Cafe, Kinsie and Chipotle, Breaking Animal News, Welcome to the Show, Chip Bits, You Don’t Have to Own It, Fearing Elections, Testimonial;


“It’s ok to stand between the cultural and your kids.”

“They have cable and fruit roll ups? That’s lifestyle of the rich and famous.”

“You can appreciate beauty without having to own it.”

Feb 18, 2019
Episode 879 Invidious

Annoyed at the Gym, Hurried vs. Busy, Gratitude, Night to Shine, Joke Spa, Singles Mixer, Why You Do What You Do;


“We have hot towels piled up around the room.”

“You thrive when you think of what you’re grateful for.”

“My producer was going to physically remove me off the air. For you.”

“Jesus was busy but never seemed hurried.”

Feb 15, 2019
Episode 878 The Rick Astle Joke Goes Awry

Sense of Humor, Don't Think Beyond Today, Introvert/Extrovert Text, Having Kids, The Golf Temper Tantrum, Super Bowl Halftime Critics, Marie Condo and Clutter, Be An Encourager, Mr. Peabody, Resentment, Singles Mixer, The Show is for Real, A Challenge From Biff, Shock Jock, Perfect Love and Fear;


“I didn’t know I was going to take that scope until I needed it rhetorically to win the argument.”

“Nobody expects me to be helpful but, BAM, I just was.”

“Please remember this joke like it worked.”

“We’re supposed to build each other up.”

Feb 14, 2019
Episode 877 The Donkey Was Crying

Shock Jock, Following Trendsetters, Save the Alien Planet, Pommel Horse Critique, Make Jesus Relevant, Contentment, Breaking Animal News, Religious People, Singles Mixer, Hitting the Button, Your Job is Missions, Aliens and Tech, Forgiving People;


“You know how many shows don’t even have a pommel horse?”

“The problem is Jesus is TOO relevant.”

“I had to pray before I clicked the button.”

“No matter what your job is, it’s missions.”

“I was thinking about robots and aliens today.”

Feb 13, 2019
Episode 876 America Needs Bob

Jesus Is Compelling, Shock Jock, Breaking Animal News, Worry, Respect Mail Carrier Day, Puppy Bowl, Super Duper Bowl, Respecting Standards, Being Threatening, BONUS CONTENT: Trendsetters and Puppets;



“Please buzz about us.”

“I don’t understand a lot of the trappings of Christian culture but I’m not walking away from Jesus.”

“We have a control center now?”

“We are unique among animals on the planet because we borrow trouble from tomorrow.”

Feb 12, 2019
Special Oddcast! The Needy Soul

Brant discusses a “Light Bulb” moment he had during a speaking engagement in Orlando.

Feb 11, 2019
Episode 874 Stev-o & The Firebird Gang

Breaking Animal News, Entering the Kingdom Like a Child, The Prize Wheel, No Snapchat, Stop Pulling Away, Limitations, Pommel Horse Challenge, Super Bowl Refs;


“Being humble is ultimately freeing.”

“We ignored it and it went away. That really is the best way to handle things.”

“A lot of the things that give you limits are things you can be thankful for.

Feb 08, 2019
Episode 873 Superb Owl Sunday At Your Church

Brant Hansen Dating App, Cold Is A Choice, Needing Proof, Dirty Steering Wheels, New Mercies Every Morning, Pommel Horse Request, Mordor Family Feud, You Don’t Have To Judge, Morning People Genes, Telling the Same Story, BONUS CONTENT: Tiger Woods, Hamilton, and Starbuck’s;


“Cold is a choice.”

“The key is agitation.”

“Please allow us to take judging everybody off your ‘to-do’ list.”

Feb 07, 2019
Episode 872 A Message From The Pie Counsel Of America

Swarm Behavior, Superb Owls, Don’t Trust Your Reasoning, THE Valentine’s Statement, Blessings and Complaints, It’s So Cold, Feeling Obligated, Shock Jock, Introverts and Topics, Singles Mixer;


“Many times our reasoning will follow what we wanted anyway.”

“Please begin to swarm this show and related products.”

“When I do research on superb owls it defaults to all this football news.”

“The basis of a lot of our complaints is that we have something good.”

Feb 06, 2019
Episode 871 New Brant Hansen Song: A Beautiful World (Just Do What I Say)

Jesus and Rest, Not So Sure of Yourself, Exercise Snack (The Pommel Horse), The Blessing of Being on the Spectrum, A Scripted Testimonial, Newsboys and Eyeliner, When There Is No Apology;


“It’s a song of hope on how the world could be organized.”

“There are seasons to life. It’s all right.”

“My own capacity to be sure of myself should be under suspicion.”

“This may be more than what most people want but it’s going to happen.”

“The Brant Hansen Show and its related books and products have changed my life.”

Feb 04, 2019
Episode 870 Tidying Up With Brant Hansen

Church Worship Services, Love Your Enemies, Feeling God, Frustrated with People, Free Bacon from McDonald’s, Shock Jock, Eating with Your Phone, The Picture of the Egg, BONUS CONTENT: The Widow’s Mite;

Feb 01, 2019
Episode 869 Business Cards Made Of Beef

Redeeming The Culture, Sherri and Glasses, Weeding Out Men, Breaking Animal News, A Star Is Born, Making New Friends, Cozy and Mr. Peabody, BONUS CONTENT: Old Guy Advice - Marriage;



“Sherri doesn’t care about your life. I want you to know that.”

“A man’s willingness to court for a long time is a signal that he is likely to be a good man.”

“You’re trying to make a dog running a concession stand sound silly.”

Jan 31, 2019
Episode 868 Two Minutes of Hate

1984, Listener Uniforms, A Song for Busy People, A Song for the Hard of Hearing, Desires and God, Shock Jock, Faithfulness, Save the Alien Planet, Repentance, NFL Trouble, Jesus Covers, BONUS CONTENT: Jesus Is Lord;


“It’s Sherri’s job to block the awesome.”

“The people in the gold suits aren’t even going to talk to you.”

“As a culture we tend to think if we have a desire we should get it.”

“There are a lot of shocking things going on here.”

Jan 29, 2019
Episode 867 Francis of Assisi and the Fellas on the Street

Shock Jock, Repetition in the Bible, Honesty Cafe, Dealing With Anger, The Weiner Mobile Spokesperson;


“I’m going to do something new to shock people.”

“Everyone is not a hater.”

“I could follow my heart but where is it leading?”

Jan 28, 2019
Episode 866 Too Much To Ask: The Turn Signal Song

Wisdom, The Good Samaritan, C.S. Lewis on Context, Puppy Warnings, Shock Jock, Masculinity, BONUS CONTENT: Conveying Hope;


“When I behave foolishly the ripple go out. It causes a lot of pain.”

“Life is a little more peaceful when we make wiser decisions.”

“What a swelling, hostile song.”

“Getting a puppy is like going into Mordor.”

“I don’t know that we want to be an alarming show.”

Jan 25, 2019
Episode 865 It’s Especially Important To Have Jokes On A Day Such As This

MLK Jr. Day, NFL Fans and Time, National Days, The Brant Hansen Prize Wheel, Autism and Being Misunderstood, BONUS CONTENT: The Forgiven Servant;


“My muscles were cramping after Do Nothing Day.”

“If you constantly feel misunderstood you should feel drawn to Jesus.”

Jan 24, 2019
Special Oddcast! Toxic Masculinity

Brant and Sherri talk about how unfair the passive aggressive silent treatment is. Also they discuss the Gillette “Toxic Masculinity” commercial.

Jan 23, 2019
Special Oddcast! Planning a Singles Mixer

Brant and Sherri consider another Singles’ Mixer. Also, Brant discusses the struggles of finishing his new book.

Jan 22, 2019
Episode 862 Forgiveness and Another Comedy Workshop
Brant and Sherri discuss a question they received on social media about forgiveness and John Branyan joins them again for a comedy workshop;


“Overwhelm your loved one with quantity.”

“I don’t care about you. Here’s table top billiards.”

“Look into the soul-less eyes of Needy the Owl and know that you’re loved.”

Jan 17, 2019
Special Oddcast! The Big Book of Questions

Brant and Sherri go back to The Big Book of Questions to talk about stealing, relative truth, changing as a person and the big orange head joke

Jan 15, 2019
Episode 860 We Think We’re Good Hosts, Too

New Today Show Hosts, Galaxies Colliding, Listener Uniforms, The Bread Bot, Needing Approval, Embrace the Boredom, You’re Welcome Here, 159 Thousand Texts, We Win in the End, The Brant Hansen Prize Wheel, 2019 CE, BONUS CONTENT: Persecution in China;


“Our galaxy is fixin’ to collide with another galaxy.”

“Ultimately you’re gonna look pretty big in the listener uniforms.”

“Not having everyone’s approval doesn’t mean you’re wrong.”

“If I know how this story ends the tension and stress disappears.”

Jan 14, 2019
Episode 859 Small Talk Is An Open Ended Exchange Of Personal Trivia

The World We Yearn For, Self-Righteousness, Heaven, Identifying with the Poor, Breaking Animal News, Deal Breaker: A Picture of Your Face on Social Media, Valuing the Wrong Thing, Listener Uniform, Social Puppy, The Story and the Struggle;


“We’re worse off air. Be thankful this is all you get.”

“I don’t want you walking off from this breaking animal news cast thinking disease.”

“It’s good to have just a little bit of spiritual maturity on this program.”

“Our culture values all the wrong stuff.”

“Small talk is classified as anything that makes me uncomfortable.”

“There’s no great story without struggle.”

Jan 11, 2019
Episode 858 This Is America’s Only Game Where The Audience Is In Peril

Brant at the Miami International Boat Show, Save the Alien Planet, James and Christmas Trees Are Falling from the Sky, Baby Boomers and Scooters, I’ve Got It Worse, Germs on the Menu, Disrespectful Jesus?, A Magical Price Hike, God Wants to Engage, Talking Politics, BONUS CONTENT: New Game - Animal Stampede;


“The Jesus of the Bible can seem disrespectful to some people.”

“At Disney you can throw money in the air and it magically evaporates into the sky.”

“God wants to interact with you.”

“Politics is important but there’s something greater.”

Jan 10, 2019
Episode 857 The Sunk Cost Fallacy

Loving Difficult People, Jesus and People Cutting in Line, Shock Jock, Christians in the Culture, Captain _____, The Brant Hansen Prize Wheel, Breaking Animal News, Walk Out of a Movie, Apologizing, 3-Million Dollar Blue Fin Tuna, The Meter Maid;


“Jesus honors desperation.”

“You can announce shock and then demand a buzz.”

“There’s always a trade off for a good laugh.”

“You can have the popcorn without the terrible movie.”

Jan 09, 2019
Episode 856 A Good, Fake Derisive Laugh

Ahoy!, Joke Spa, Jesus and Fickle People, Football and the Nobel Prize, Maria Condo, Repent, A Picture of a Check, BONUS CONTENT: JRR Tolkien and His Wife;


“God will not be reduced to a formula. He doesn’t operate that way.”

“We should get some kind of trophy with a brain on it.”

“Contentment comes out of gratitude.”

“Repent. Rethink. Humble yourself.”

Jan 08, 2019
Episode 855 The Puppet Ministry of Brant Hansen, Michael W. Smith and Skillet

Hunger and Thirst for Righteousness, Jesus and the Bible, Most Beautiful People, NYE Actually Guy, A challenge from Scar (not from the Lion King), Jesus Gives Freedom, The Puppet Bus, Make More Things, Jesus As Authority, BONUS CONTENT: Men On Christian Dating Websites;



“If I’m going to be like Jesus, the Bible is going to grow in importance.”

“Sometime Sherri lacks the big ministry impact vision.”

“Jesus doesn’t force or coerce people so we shouldn’t try to do it either.”

“This show is like a skeet shooting competition for Sherri.”

Jan 07, 2019
Episode 854 A Puppet Show Faithfully Rendering The Book Of Revelation

3-Hour Brain Study, Bot Marriage Counseling, New Christians/Not Knowing Stuff, Moms Praying, The Surprise Haircut, Dealing with In-laws, Why We Cry, Station Probation;


“I can only take one holiday battle at a time.”

“There are robots hinted at in the book of Revelation, but that’s not the point.”

“It’s not about how much Bible you know. It’s about your heart.”

“You’ll want to stay on the right side of the show.”

Jan 04, 2019
Episode 853 As Far As The Curse Is Found

Holiday Safe Place. Questioning, Jesus: The Dividing Line of History, Breaking Animal News, Hansen’s Holiday Headquarters Helpline Hotline, The Christmas Story and the Shepherds, NBA Suggestion, Scratch Off Success, Fake Social Media Sponsors, Shocking Christmas Facts;


“Tests of patience makes good memories.”

“It’s a kaleidoscope of a lot of things.”

“God came to the shepherds for a reason.”

Dec 25, 2018
Episode 852 Far Out Starbucks

102- Year Old Skydiver, Hansen’s Holiday Headquarters Helpline Hotline, The Power Of Our Words, 19-Hour Christmas Tree, No One Is Good, Breaking Animal News, Unoffendable and Hurt, 6 Ft of Hair;



“I don’t want to think about a 102 year old woman crashing through the clouds towards me.

“Whatever power I have I want to use it humbly.”

“Our tree was up for a glorious 19 hours.”

Dec 24, 2018
Episode 851 A Cowboy Christmas Campfire

Happiness and Gratitude, Don’t Get Tired, Jesus and Desperation, Brant Hansen: Nutrition Coach, Elf and Shelf, Toxic People, Shocking Christmas Facts, Brant’s New Facial Hair;


“Our culture constantly encourages us to be ungrateful and to not be content.”

“You can’t prove that cowboys didn’t have accordions.”

“We respect the people who are servants to people who are hard to take.”

“Jesus never turns you away as long as you’re desperate and humble.”

“Brant Hansen: The Lonely Nutrition Coach.”

“Grace is such a relief.”

Dec 21, 2018
Episode 850 Letters From A Chinese Prison

One Lone Caroler, Holiday Social Tips, Asperger’s, A Challenge from Betsy, The Shocking Christmas Story, The Gift of Stress, The Yelli, Figuring Out God, Hansen’s Holiday Headquarters Helpline Hotline, The 3 Magi Expectations;


“At first you see how Sherri was hostile but now we’re friends.”

“God still loves you even if your relationship with Him doesn’t look like everybody else’s.”

“They are such an incredibly accredited institution.”

“I’ve given you a gift all year long and that’s the gift of stress.”

“God does things in a way you don’t see coming.”

Dec 20, 2018
Episode 849 Apocalyptic Fashion and The Christmas Story

Baby Jesus Reactions, I Love You But…, Hansen’s Holiday Headquarters Helpline Hotline, Jesus as an Introvert, Studying Jesus, Settle Down, Make Up Touch Up, Apocalyptic Fashion and the Christmas Story, The Holiday Safe Place, You’re Welcome Here;


“Jesus is way more fascinating than just stopping at Christmas story.”

“You don’t want people figuring you out during the holiday.”

“You guys have had your fun now settle down.”

“We don’t need to be anxious because the light has come.”

Dec 19, 2018
Episode 848 Wolfgang The Christmas Wombat

The Christmas Prize Wheel, Honesty Cafe, The Avengers and Being Heroic, Christmas Gift Role Play, Christmas and Humility, Ancient Board Games, Bonus Content: The Pastor’s Wife and the Lamborghini;


“It’s like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with a twist.”

“I refused to connect to this story emotionally.”

“Being faithful and doing the right thing over and over is heroic.”

Dec 18, 2018
Episode 847 God Cares About The Adverbs

Get Out, A Quick Comeback, Christmas Debates, Comparison, Ice Cream and the Gym, A Challenge From Duke and the Gang, Holiday Coach, God and Adverbs;


“If you want to destroy joy in your life find yourself superior.”

“As our resolutions disappear so does the gym. It’s beautiful.”

“The last minute has been a complete waste of time and I own it. But watch this!”

Dec 17, 2018
Episode 846 I Love You Guys, But…

Solider of the Great War, Fluffies, Jesus and the Rules, Holiday Safe Place, Jesus and Healing, End of the Year Reflections, Sports and the Moon, Jesus: Introvert or Extrovert, Breaking Animal News, Baby Jesus and other Religions, A Holiday Party Social Tip;



“I’m only playing this to prove at least 3 people like us.”

“This nerdiness will pay off. I promise.”

“God love us more than He loves rules.”

“The mistakes on this show are a part of a grander design.”

“Jesus never turned away someone who humbled themselves.”

Dec 13, 2018
Episode 845 Sherri’s Never Heard “Blue Christmas”?

A Challenge from Tony and the Gang, Worthy of God’s Love, Serving Others, Everybody is Religious, Joke Spa, Addicted to Outrage, Sad Christmas, Your Job is Spiritual, Prize Wheel Not Obviously Evil, Leaving a Holiday Party;



“God has the final say on His love for you.”

“I have no reason to lie about Elvis.”

“The cure to outrage is radical humility.”

“I need you guys to settle down.”

Dec 12, 2018
Special Oddcast! Humility and Motives

Brant and Sherri talk about humility and analyzing the motives of others.

Dec 10, 2018
Special Oddcast! Sherri and WWI

Brant is elated that Sherri has a question about WWI.

Dec 07, 2018
Special Oddcast! The Big Book of Questions

Brant and Sherri go back to The Big Book of Questions and also discuss the continuing relevance of The Five Love Languages;


“Ayan Rand will fill a few podcasts.”

“Some people believe the most selfish thing you could is the best thing you could do.”

“You may try to correct me, but I’m right.”

“You’re not giving me a chance to express my love if you’re not giving me gifts.”

Dec 06, 2018
Episode 841 Caring About Maroon 5’s Feelings

Super Bowl Halftime Petition, Learning from Bears, A Christmas Shopping Spree, Grindy’s Shoppes, Puppy Life, Unoffend-a-copter, Breaking Animal News, A Challenge from El Hombre, BONUS CONTENT: The Seat of Honor;


“We can learn from bears. Hibernate.”

“Cows are concerned with their health. Super concerned.”

“I’m weighing the lawsuit that’s going to happen when I say this.”

“I love people who love the fabric stores.”

Dec 05, 2018
Episode 840 Hansen’s Holiday Helpline Headquarters Hotline

Humility, A Really Big Cow, Breaking Animal News, Kids and the Latest Tech for Christmas, Your Height/Weight/BP All at CVS, Not a Good Person, Awkward Christmas Party Questions, Christmas Sorrow;


“God wants us broken.”

“A really big cow is something we all should be alarmed about, you guys.”

“Are you the guy who uses the blood pressure machine at CVS?”

“Jesus tells us we’re not the best judge of ourselves.”

Dec 04, 2018
Episode 839 Christmas Trees Are Falling From The Sky

A Spiritual Enemy, Unoffend-a-copter, The Cabbage Patch Kid Riot, Where Do You Get Your Meaning?, Having Autism, The Rolling Stones Tour, A No-Gift Christmas;



“In light of what Christ has done for me, I choose not to uncover someones shame.”

“It was my talk show and I didn’t want to talk about Furbies.”

“Put your faith in something that’s going to last.”

“There’s a lot of energy that goes into being more social.”

Nov 29, 2018
Special Oddcast! Romans 14

Brant and Sherri discuss the practical application of Romans 14. They also go back to the Big Book of Questions.

Nov 28, 2018
Episode 837 Justin Bieber and Cabbage Patch Riots

Stories of Gratitude, Listener Uniforms, LotR and Men, What You Need to Know, Back to the Future Remake, $22 Christmas Dinner Cover Charge, BONUS CONTENT: The Story of Bacchus;


“I’ve got one shot to raise my kids. One shot.”

“Please be patient with us regarding the listener uniforms.”

“Being on mission together is good.”

Nov 27, 2018
Episode 836 The Lion and the Lamborghini

A Challenge From Axel, Jello Slime, Prize Wheel, Ending the Pumpkin Spice Debate, Cyber Monday Clicks, Joy and Peace, Puppy Day, Being on Mission, The Problem of Pride, Brant and Juan Show;



“The Great Pumpkin Spice Debate has ended. I have won.”

“Yada, yada, yada, Dietrich Bonhoeffer, yada, yada, yada.”

“Please don’t rain on this puppy parade.”

“The cure to boredom is being on mission.”

Nov 23, 2018
Episode 835 The Middle Age, Mostly White Guy, Problem

Honesty Cafe, Hang In There With Church Culture, Gwenth Paltrow Gift Giving List, You Can’t Control People, Why Golf?, Macy’s Day Parade, Thanksgiving Day Prize Wheel, Condelezza Rice and the NFL, Obnoxious Salting of Salad, When You Haven’t Prayed for a While;



“Jesus is so good he’s worth me hanging in there with church culture.”

“It’s so shocking how much freedom Jesus gives people.”

“If you pinned your boss with a cool wrestling move, they’d have to respect that.”

“I’m trying to redeem what I just said about hating the Macy’s Day Parade.”

Nov 21, 2018
Episode 834 The Odds on Spam and the Prom

Cloth Yourself, Joke Spa, Being An Encourager, Kids and Screen Time, Deal Breaker, Facebook Arguments, Phrases Not to Use, Can’t Say Stupid, Black Friday and TVs, Fake Band, BONUS CONTENT: Giving Tuesday;



“It’s the circle of encouragement.”

“Disheveled was not a deal breaker for Mrs. Hansen it was a deal MAKER.”

Nov 20, 2018
Episode 833 A Fact Behind The Question: Turkey Droppings

Serenity Prayer, Puppets at the Wedding, Save the Alien Planet, More Than Rules, National Days, Things to be Thankful For, Survival School, Unique God of Love, Social Tip, Christian Brains;


“The God of the Bible is unique because of His love.”

“As you may know, I am experienced in the Survival Arts.”

“There is a time for rules and there is a time for love and grace.”

“Being grateful helps with anxiety.”

“If people have bad attitudes there’s no hope.”

Nov 19, 2018
Episode 832 Another Original Song: Let’s Talk About Me

Who Gets to Correct Me, Introvert at a Call Center, Holiday Oreo Dunking Kit, End of Construction, We Need Reminded, Fearing the Right Things, Adam and Eve, Marriage Is Hard, Nutrition Advice for the Holiday, BONUS CONTENT: The Big Book of Questions;



“Sometimes I can’t help it. A song swept over me.”

“Is there a better way to put the Oreos in the milk?”

“If you hate us on the air your hatred would grow for us off the air.”

“We only have a limited time. Let’s be concerned about missing great chances to serve.”

“Every great drama is based on great sacrifice.”

Nov 16, 2018
Special Oddcast! A Comedy Workshop
Brant and Sherri bring in comedian John Branyan to help build a joke.


“I picked up a few Swedish children from IKEA and assembled them with an Allen Wrench.”

“I have, in fact, removed the log from my own eye.”

“I didn’t bring you here to judge me. I brought you here to organize this pyramid of skulls.”

“You can’t just slap eyeballs on a Reese Cup and say ‘look I’ve created life.’”

“Why did the Twinkie Guy have a rope? What was he rounding up?”

Nov 15, 2018