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Audio home of The Jimquisition, featuring its lovely little podcast, Podquisition - starring Jim Sterling, Laura Kate, and Gavin Dunne!

Episode Date
Podquisition Episode 211: Rise Up
01:04:15
We live in a society! Let's rise up together for an episode that discusses more Fallout nonsense, The Binding of Isaac card game, and the PlayStation Classic!
Dec 06, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Pixels (Our Final Pixelscast)
01:25:49
The best thing about yearly traditions is when they end. This will be the final word on Pixels, as we produce our third podcast about Adam Sandler's masterpiece.
Nov 30, 2018
Podquisition 210: Take Me Home, Canvas Bag
01:11:19
We had to talk about the Fallout 76 canvas bag scandal. Also, more Pokemon, more mockery of Bethesda, and some sad dissection of Darksiders III.
Nov 29, 2018
Podquisition Episode 209: Pokemon Is Late Stage Capitalism
01:22:13
A podcast of two halves, almost. Jim and Laura talk Pokemon Let's Go, then Jim and Gav dump hard on Fallout 76. The whole gang joins in for in-game gambling though.
Nov 23, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Castlevania Season 2
01:19:57
Netflix is back with more Castlevania. Twice as long, and ever better, so let's get into it!
Nov 16, 2018
Podquisition Episode 208: Take Me Home, Country Roads
01:09:53
So how about that Fallout 76? I should point out, this podcast was recorded after only a few hours with the game, before your old pal Jim was utterly sick of it. Expect a more generous appraisal here, and that's saying something, because this appraisal isn't generous at all! Elsewhere, Pokemon Let's Go, a bit more Red Dead Redemption 2, and some o' that Spyro!
Nov 15, 2018
Podquisition Episode 207: Fuck You & The Horse You Rode In On Simulator
00:57:44
The Quiet Man gets eviscerated like it deserves, Gav has more troubles with Red Dead, and HAPPY DRUMS GAME!
Nov 08, 2018
Podquisition Episode 206: DeltaTaleUnderRune
01:08:51
This week Gavin has a list of questions regarding Red Dead Redemption 2's more questionable elements. Also, Rockstar did a naughty thing! We discuss Deltarune, of course. Timestamp there is 46:09 - 57:30 if you totally want to avoid it!
Nov 02, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: The Lawnmower Man
01:48:29
There are movies that have dated quite badly... and then there's this tale of broken ethics and jawdropping CGI.
Oct 30, 2018
Podquisition Episode 205: Red Dead
01:16:49
Unsurprisingly, Red Dead Redemption 2 gets a lot of airtime. Also, plenty of our evil liberalisms, and a bit o' Dark Souls.
Oct 25, 2018
Podquisition 204: Honey, I Married The Anime
01:05:20
This is definitely a podcast about videogames, not anime. Anyway, we talk about The Missing, Warriors Orochi, Switch NES 'romhack' fun, and of course that Red Dead Redemption 2 stuff.
Oct 19, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: It Came From The Desert
02:13:48
This awful movie about moderately giant ants looks at a SyFy Original and wishes it could be that funny... and it's not like SyFy Originals set a very high bar.
Oct 12, 2018
Podquisition Episode 203: Assassin's Bean
01:08:13
Because Rowan Atkinson would do well in an Ubisoft game.
Oct 11, 2018
Podquisition Episode 202: You Are Already Drunk
01:11:11
Fist of the North Star, Assassin's Creed: Odyssey, Wandersong, and Monster Party!?
Oct 04, 2018
Podquisition Episode 201: We Need To Talk About Bowsette
01:03:43
Bowsette, Nintendo Switch Online, shrinky horseballs, and Bowsette.
Sep 27, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Arcade
01:46:46
Ready Player Dumb.
Sep 26, 2018
Podquisition Episode 200: It Is The 200th Episode!
01:37:37
We've somehow made it to 200 episodes of this weekly gibberish! We raise a glass of Fantarito and Cyberpunk beer, we go round the twist, we reminisce, and we talk about some of our favorite games of the past four years.
Sep 20, 2018
Podquisition Episode 199: The Spidered Man
01:05:03
GOD DAMN IT, PETER PARKER, GET ME PHOTOS OF THAT SPIDER-MAN!
Sep 13, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Chasing Ghosts
01:54:43
A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.
Sep 12, 2018
Podquisition Episode 198: The Stink Of Desperation
01:09:39
On this week's episode, we talk about Spider-Man, and Laura's played some interesting games around London Town. Also, Gav is The Mistered Bright Sides.
Sep 06, 2018
Podquisition Episode 197: I'm Glad The Cardboard is Still Doing Well
01:00:22
All the hots from Gamescom, including Cyberpunk 2077 and Man of Medan. Plus, more Shenmue, Donut County, and other stuff!
Aug 30, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Tomb Raider 2018
01:33:00
A competent movie. Let's talk about a competent movie.
Aug 28, 2018
Podquisition Episode 196: The Stay Frosty Generation
01:12:05
Stay frosty! This week we talk about Shenmue, Ghost Recon, and all sorta of games we're looking forward to.
Aug 23, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Rampage
01:35:11
You'd think a movie about a GIANT WOLF would be less predictable.
Aug 16, 2018
Podquisition Episode 195: Wee Crappy Poo
01:02:07
Turns out the whole gang had major issues with We Happy Few, aka We Unhappy Many. Oh dear.
Aug 16, 2018
Podquisition Episode 194: ASBESTOS
01:05:07
On this week's asbestos-fueled podcast, we talk about We Happy Few, Dead Cells, Flipping Death, and Rise of the Tomb Raider.
Aug 09, 2018
Podquisition Episode 193: It Ain't Getting Better For None Of Us
01:13:17
Hangovers are just the beginning of the aging process. Also, Deus Ex, God of War, Titan Quest, Hello Neighbor, Pure Electric Love, and Rick & Morty.
Aug 02, 2018
Podquisition Episode 192: Fighter Hornblowing
01:02:21
What is up with those weird "sexy" games on Switch? Let's find out!
Jul 26, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Ready Player One
02:20:46
The least believable parts of this flick are the actual fantastical elements.
Jul 25, 2018
Podquisition Episode 191: Sammy's Super T-Shirt
01:03:37
We uncover ancient movies about shirts while playing Octopath, Yakuza, and a game about sushi love.
Jul 19, 2018
Podquisition Episode 190: Hot Gollum Action
01:05:39
Laura's off this week with feeling poorly, but we hold down the fort with Gollum and loads of impenetrable telly talk.
Jul 12, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Alone In The Dark 2
02:02:54
No. Just, no. No no no.
Jul 10, 2018
Podquisition Episode 189: Cup o' Jim
01:06:37
With all the calm of a morning TV show, we rouse you from your slumber with our soothing chat. Also: Octopath Traveler, Sushi Strikers, Metro, and more!
Jul 05, 2018
Podquisition Episode 188: Super Mario Sodomy
01:02:37
Porn? In MY Mario? Also on the docket: Figment, Mario Tennis Aces, and Rabbids.
Jun 28, 2018
The Spin-Off Doctors: Dante's Inferno
01:16:23
They call it "an animated epic." That's putting it strongly.
Jun 26, 2018
Podquisition Episode 187: Shit And Dead Animals
01:09:31
Fortnite and Paladins are on Switch and introducing old people to the new hotness. Elsewhere, childhood horrors and Waluigi problems.
Jun 21, 2018
Podquisition 186: The E3 One That We Did
01:12:46
The gang chats all things E3, including Fallout 76, Smash, The Last of Us Part 2, Anthem, and all the bollocks in between.
Jun 14, 2018
Podquisition Episode 185: Chicanery & Shenanigans At The F*ckboy Circus
01:02:59
We talk about Anor Londo, Another World, and catch up on Nintendo's free-to-start Pokemon mindblower. Also, Agony is a terrible videogame.
Jun 07, 2018
Podquisition Episode 184: Legokemon
01:37:56
This week we look at a lot of new Pokemon announcements, have a spirited discussion about Detroit, and we all played that there Dark Souls.
May 31, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Jumanji - Welcome To The Jungle
02:17:49
Okay, none of us were prepared for how bloody good this was. Seriously better than it has any right to be.
May 30, 2018
Podquisition Episode 183: Bodyslammed In My Butt
01:02:39
On today's show, Laura discusses Detroit: Become Human, which she has played, as well as Dark Souls Remastered. Elsewhere, we chat about Pokemon, bodyslams, and the PS4's lifecycle.
May 24, 2018
Podquisition Episode 182: Nintendo Gotta Nintendo
01:03:36
We naturally give Nintendo a bit of a kicking for their Switch Online plans, as well as chat about Bloodborne (shock!), Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition, and loads more!
May 17, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: The King Of Kong
02:14:37
We wipe our butts, we lose our luggage, and we lament as Brian Kuh is Brian Kuh.
May 15, 2018
Podquisition 181: Electric Six Dungeon
01:39:09
On a stuffed episode of Podquisition, we talk about Nintendo Labo, Tacoma, Dark Souls, mental health, Spotify's Electric Six obsession, and much more.
May 10, 2018
Podquisition Episode 180: Harold & Kumar Go To White Kratos
01:05:06
It's almost all God of War, but we throttle some Harry Potter in there somewhere.
May 03, 2018
Podquisition Episode 179: Welcome To POD
01:01:30
Jim Sterling sings the theme tune to make up for being unable to do the rest of the show. Laura and Gav therefore host POD, all of the podding without the 'quisitioning.
Apr 26, 2018
Podquisition Episode 178: UBOS
01:00:27
The gang has to rely on USER GENERATED CONTENT and the Ultimate Book of Spells to make a lean news week into a fun podcast!
Apr 19, 2018
Podquisition Episode 177: We're Now A PUBG Clone
01:03:46
We mentioned frying pans too many times, now our podcast copied PUBG! Elsewhere, we chat about Extinction, Gav's Warframe experience, and more Pokemon shenanigans. Also, some silliness about a loose-lipped NIS boss!
Apr 12, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry 5 - Inside Eden's Gate
01:00:55
Ubisoft does a wank for thirty minutes.
Apr 10, 2018
Podquisition Episode 176: Nintendo Switch Blight Town
01:06:47
We all know Dark Souls is coming to Nintendo Switch, but we also realized something this week... if Dark Souls is coming to Switch, so too is Blight Town. In addition to that horror, we talk more Far Cry 5, chat about Minit, and give Octopath Traveler some love. Also, Laura played Dark Souls remastered.
Apr 05, 2018
Podquisition Episode 175: Type O Piss Cassette
01:03:46
The gang gives Far Cry 5 a good going over, and some hot takes threaten to boil the abundant piss.
Mar 29, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Castlevania
01:33:47
Your movie boys hang out with Dracula on Netflix n' that.
Mar 28, 2018
Podquisition Episode 174: Nintendo's Cardboard Dildo
01:00:01
This week, the gang talks some more Kirby, chats about Sea of Thieves, and dabbles in movie chat.
Mar 22, 2018
Podquisition Episode 173: Kirby's Valentines Vomit
01:09:49
Kirby does some loving sick as we discuss Kirby Star Allies, Ghost of a Tale, Ni no Kuni II, and how news media needs to clean up its own act before talking about violent videogames.
Mar 15, 2018
The Spin off Doctors: Sonic The Hedgehog - The Movie
02:35:32
Do not listen to this episode, please.
Mar 13, 2018
Podquisition Episode 172: Celeste
01:01:35
This week we talk a lot about Celeste, the latest Assassin's Creed DLC, Detention, Kirby Star Allies, and more. Also, let's laugh at The Sun's latest attack campaign... on people who can read books properly.
Mar 08, 2018
Podquisition Episode 171: Neg Neg Neg Neg Neg
01:00:10
On today's energetic episode, we talk about Super Seducer and the "dating guru" who used the DMCA to prove his manhood. Elsewhere, we chat about Metal Gear Survive's wankery, PAX runners buying games media, and the difficulty in archiving game experiences.
Mar 01, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman - Agent 47
01:39:52
"You're locked in here with me" and other cliches!
Feb 27, 2018
Podquisition Episode 170: Carry On Up The Bayonetta
01:09:07
This week we talk about Metal Gear Survive, Bayonetta, and how crap YouTube is. So, a good week!
Feb 22, 2018
Podquisition 169: What They DID To Zhang He
01:07:57
Naturally, Jim laments Dynasty Warriors 9 for a long time alongside Laura. Elsewhere, Gav still hasn't reached the Second Dream.
Feb 15, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
01:43:42
Really good for a high school fan-film!
Feb 13, 2018
Podquisition Episode 168: Gav's Piss Story
01:06:03
This week, we have a story about public urination. Elsewhere, we chat about Warframe and blackmail, Monster Hunter World, and Iron Maiden. As ya do.
Feb 08, 2018
Podquisition 167: You Don't Have To Be A Hard Penis
01:21:00
On this week's show, we chat about Monster Hunter World, Sterdust's next appearance on February 10th, Gavin's Warframe experience, and the story mode of Genital Jousting.  Also, there's a mistake made with a lot of CBD oil.
Feb 01, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter
02:12:50
At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes.  For now.
Jan 30, 2018
Podquisition Episode 166: Black Mirrored
01:10:36
The gang talks about television a lot, but finally gets around to videogames at some point.
Jan 25, 2018
Podquisition Episode 165: Warframe, Baby!
01:00:46
The gang chats Warframe, Pokemon, and some other stuffs!
Jan 18, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry
01:23:37
MEMORY FRAGMENT UNLOCKED!
Jan 17, 2018
Podquisition Episode 164: Down To Clop
01:03:17
There's too much sex for us to do, and clopping's just the start of it. Elsewhere, Laura's discovery of Battle Chef Brigade is energetic, Gav goes back to Nier, and Jim reminds us of the virtues of Rayman Legends. Oh and we had no idea what that Switch Direct was about!
Jan 11, 2018
Podquisition Episode 163: Heavy Metal Lighthouse Siren
01:22:01
The gang get ready to ROCK... on a lighthouse. Or something. Also, videogames!
Jan 04, 2018
The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Space - Downfall
02:05:05
It's not fit for purpose.
Jan 02, 2018
Podquisition Episode 162: Krampus Simulator 2018
00:59:31
The gang discusses the ultimate Krampus power fantasy.  Elsewhere, we talk about Blossom Tales, PUBG, and Gorogoa!
Dec 28, 2017
Podquisition Episode 161: Mr. Crimble's Christmas Crumble Kids
01:22:53
Holiday traditions to delight and amuse! We spend a lot of time talking about Xenoblade Chronicles 2 while Gav plays some Tomb Raider in 4K. Also, what we're looking forward to in 2018.
Dec 21, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: The Wizard
02:32:30
I love the Power Glove. It's bad.
Dec 19, 2017
Podquisition Episode 160: Norman Reedus Has A Neck Baby
01:09:07
On this week's episode, we talk about that wacky Death Stranding trailer, and react IN REAL TIME to Patreon's surprise reversal. Elsewhere, we chat about an old RPG, a less old RPG, and some other things!
Dec 14, 2017
Podquisition Episode 159: MONADO BOY!
01:01:46
Fancy meeting you here, MONADO BOY! We discuss Xenoblade Chronicles 2, an unexpected Portal spin-off, and the tragedy of amiibo cereal.
Dec 07, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels Movie Commentary
01:55:30
We actually sat through and commentated through this whole horrible trainwreck. What a treat. What a goddamn treat.
Dec 05, 2017
Podquisition Episode 158: STERstruck
01:10:40
As Sterdust prepares to dazzle Jackson on January 6, we deal with the post-release lull and talk bollocks. EA can't stop being rubbish, Skyrim is on Switch, and other things!
Nov 30, 2017
Podquisition Episode 157: F*ck The FCC
01:02:12
It's Thanksgiving, which means very little is happening. However, since EA messed up loot boxes so royally, we have much to discuss there. Also, the FCC is rubbish, Skyrim's alright on Switch, and Gav likes the new Thor film.
Nov 23, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King II - Two Worlds
01:34:47
King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!
Nov 21, 2017
Podquisition Episode 156: Darth Vendor
01:13:52
It's difficult to talk about anything other than the sheer mess that has been Star Wars Battlefront II. We discuss 2017's most controversial game while refreshing its subreddit waiting for EA DICE's ill-fated AMA to start. Also, Hand of Fate 2, DOOM for Switch, and some other stuff!
Nov 16, 2017
Podquisition Episode 155: The Spice Girls
01:10:27
On this week's podcast, we talk about turn-of-the-millenium British pop culture to alienate most of you. After that, we chat Sonic Forces, more Assassin's Creed, the Xbox One X, and some other bollocks.
Nov 09, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: eXistenZ
02:03:42
It's about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree.
Nov 07, 2017
Podquisition Episode 154: Trick Or Treason
01:07:27
Halloween may be over, but this assortment of monsters is still ready to spook ya with gaming nonsense! This week we mostly talk about the games we've been playing, chiefly Super Mario Odyssey, Wolfenstein II, and that Assassin one.
Nov 02, 2017
Podquisition Episode 153: Moons Deep In The Mario
01:14:28
This week, Mario Odyssey takes center stage, but we chat plenty about Assassin's Creed Origins as well. One of us weren't allowed to play the latest Ubisoft game, because U-play wouldn't let them.
Oct 26, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Legend of Chun-Li
02:03:49
Oh screw everything. Time for another mistake. Let's talk about a film that is definitely not a comedy like Rush Hour. All it has are those Billy Zane eyes.
Oct 24, 2017
Podquisition Episode 152: That Would Be An Ecunemical Matter
01:08:20
We went far too long without a Father Ted reference. Anyway, we chat more Shadow of War, discuss The Evil Within 2, and dump on WWE 2K18 a little. Also, you damn right we chatted about Activision and Visceral.
Oct 19, 2017
Podquisition Episode 151: Gavin Said Something Brilliant
01:12:06
Gav said something great on this episode and I can't remember it for the show title quote, nor can I find it again amongst all this GREAT chat. Rest assured though, Gav is back, and he is good. Also, Shadow of War, the Switch explosion, and Assassin's Creed: Origins!
Oct 12, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Onechanbara - Bikini Samurai Squad
01:17:13
This podcast was a terrible mistake and we're all very sorry.
Oct 10, 2017
Podquisition Episode 150: Fart Porn Specialist
01:03:01
On this week's classy 'cast, we discuss very specific pornography. This is a videogame podcast. We also talk about Golf Story, Pinball FX3, and Hob, as well as lots of other stuff!
Oct 05, 2017
Podquisition Episode 149: Iwata In The Machine
01:04:36
Iwata is the Ghost in the Machine now, which cements his coolness. Elsewhere, the PS Vita has a bad time, the Atari Box is a thing, and that Assassin's Creed gold head is horrible.
Sep 28, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Heavenly Sword (2014)
02:03:26
On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.
Sep 26, 2017
Podquisition Episode 148: The Slimer Fleshlight
01:05:00
The PQ Crew asks very important Ghostbusters questions. Also, we chat about the grind of Destiny 2's endgame, Final Fantasy IX is nice, and the Outsider dies. Oh, and Mario's nipples are a thing.
Sep 21, 2017
Podquisition Episode 147: Does Mario's Hat F*ck?
01:11:27
Björk visits the studio, remasters are happening, and there's loads of obvious Destiny 2 talk. Oh, and we also have to confront horrible truths about sentient hat.
Sep 14, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life
01:33:57
What happens when one Nobel Prize isn't enough? This happens.
Sep 12, 2017
Podquisition Episode 146: Knack Is The Bing Of Mascot Platformers
01:08:30
This week we talk about the big games we stuck our hands into, chiefly Destiny 2 and Knack 2. Also, Game of Thrones, Mario isn't a plumber, and this podcast is haunted.
Sep 07, 2017
Podquisition Episode 145: Noctis' Mons Pubis
01:03:30
Final Fantasy and Assassin's Creed team up to make sick happen, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle is finally here, and we're definitely not loading our Raspberry Pi with SNES games.
Aug 31, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance
01:19:11
Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean. This time, vampire cowboys.
Aug 29, 2017
Podquisition Episode 144: Harold The Giraffe
01:08:44
We'll never find out why Harold the Giraffe is allowed in schools. Elsewhere, we detail the sad fate of McBusted, The SNES Classic preorders are an unsurprising mess, and some videogame stuff happened!
Aug 24, 2017
Podquisition Episode 143: The Dark Souls Of Eyes Wide Shut
00:57:40
Orgies are discussed, as is the way of things. Elsewhere, we talk about developers who tell naughty lies, Jim Sterling becoming Undertale canon, Sonic Mania, Agents of Mayhem, and more.
Aug 17, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Tron
01:33:38
The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what's happening when computers are evil and stuff.
Aug 15, 2017
Podquisition Episode 142: A Trail Of Blood And Spunk
01:16:05
I didn't wanna call today's episode what it is. You can thank Gav and Splatoon 2 for that. Otherwise, let's chat about Shadow of War's loot boxes, the curse of Hellblade, and how millennials destroyed vinyl LPs.
Aug 10, 2017
Podquisition Episode 141: Drawing Geralt's Bath Sausage
01:21:45
Builders get their knobs out, everybody knows this. It's part of the construction gig. Elsewhere, The Witcher 3 has a coloring book, GameStop hates its employees, and Warframe gets some discussion.
Aug 03, 2017
The Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution
01:12:33
I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!
Aug 01, 2017
Podquisition Episode 140: Bird-Faced People Eating Arses
01:06:43
This week, we describe social media in terms of a Hell painting, and give our thoughts on Splatoon 2 and Pyre. Meanwhile, Gav's played more Destiny, and Pokemon Go had an event that... well... didn't quite go.
Jul 27, 2017
Podquisition Episode 139: Grandma Nintendo
01:02:44
There is no potential for Grandma Nintendo as a character. Meanwhile, we focus surprisingly on videogames this week, how about that!? Destiny 2 thoughts, Unity Engine, and the AtariBox, plus more!
Jul 20, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000
01:06:08
Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one. At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.
Jul 18, 2017
Podquisition Episode 138: Rectal Urgency
01:03:28
Your pal Jim Sterling is back from gall bladder surgery after having to cancel last week. It's time to talk about Crash Bandicoot, terrible PS4 developers, and loads of other bollocks!
Jul 13, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Tekken
01:47:01
You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.
Jul 05, 2017
Podquisition Episode 137: Physical Contact Speed
01:02:39
The SNES Classic will definitely be a better situation than... oh. Oh it wasn't. Okay then. Elsewhere, we look at some console shovelware, we examine publisher lies, and talk some other bollocks.
Jun 29, 2017
Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 3
00:54:12
I should point out that Ian and I are friends, because otherwise this episode would come off really harsh. More than normal. But anyway, let's hear about human wreckage, being Jason Voorhees for a joke, and Benjamin Button as a film critic.
Jun 28, 2017
Podquisition Episode 136: Mario The Soul Catcher
01:02:49
On this week's episode, Nintendo tries to clarify that Mario doesn't possess anybody. It's worse than that. Elsewhere, we chat about the weather, Wolfenstein, and more Nintendo bollocks.
Jun 22, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Assassin's Creed
01:28:46
The worst movie we've done. Period.
Jun 20, 2017
Podquisition Episode 135: F*ckable Bowser E32017
01:08:53
It's E3 time! Podquisition talks about the press briefings and news, as well as how choice Bowser looks now. Be it Microsoft, Nintendo, Sony, Ubisoft, or EA, we've got all the bollocks for ya!
Jun 14, 2017
Podquisition Episode 134: Ubisoft Is A Glazed Sh*t Donut
01:22:43
Ubisoft's new logo looks like a coiled dog turd in the summer heat, so it's the perfect logo, really. Elsewhere, Greenlight is dead, Splatoon 2's headset shenanigans are perfectly Nintendo, and did we mention Greenlight is dead!?
Jun 08, 2017
Podquisition Episode 133: There Will Be No Seaman Puns In This Week's Title
01:13:26
Is Seaman coming back? We can only bloody hope. It'll be more interesting than Far Cry 5 outrage. Elsewhere, we talk about the lifespan of jokes, and we chat about Rime, Friday the 13th, and Tekken 7.
Jun 01, 2017
Podquisition Episode 132: I Could Crush You From The Testicles Outwards
01:07:14
A day early, but still a dollar short, your Podquisition crew talks literal bollocks for a good while before trying to talk about some videogames. Elsewhere, Mario + Rabbids is a thing, as is Destiny 2, and so is avacado toast!
May 24, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II
01:53:49
The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II by Jimquisition
May 23, 2017
Podquisition Episode 131: Kissy Kissy Penis
01:02:15
The Podquisition crew gain reality-warping powers and use them irresponsibly. Elsewhere, more Prey talk, discussions about The Surge, and Ubisoft gets its E3 games out early.
May 18, 2017
Podquisition Episode 130: Two Minutes To Midnight
01:04:27
Gav joins Iron Maiden and a scary ghost haunts the Podquisition. Elsewhere, we chat about Prey, Bethesda's putting its trademark foot down again, and something something Vanquish.
May 11, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark
01:39:50
Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.
May 09, 2017
Podquisition Episode 129: Link Does A Gaper
01:14:01
We talk about the "cheeky" DLC coming to Breath of the Wild, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe's majesty, Little Nightmares, and probably other games too! Elsewhere, Laura's gonna do a wee, and Gavin's joined the ranks of the beggarati.
May 04, 2017
Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 2
01:08:13
The comment section becomes a dysfunctional police station as Ian Boldsworth bites back.
May 02, 2017
Podquisition Episode 128: Have A Look At My Night Trap
01:15:36
So they're rereleasing Night Trap. That's a thing that is happening. Also, we talk about Outlast 2 and Flinthook, Platinum Games is making waves on PC, and Gavin's still playing Zelda.
Apr 27, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank
01:56:34
So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. Yep. Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/
Apr 25, 2017
Podquisition Episode 127: Prepare To Dine
01:03:43
Gavin upsets canon and has to be taken to one side, while we lament a generation that won't watch Beverly Hills Cop III. Elsewhere, the SNES Classic might be a thing, there's more Switch bollocks, and Namco Bandai prepares to dine.
Apr 20, 2017
Jim Won't Give Ian His VR: Episode 1
01:38:45
Comedian and podcaster Ian Boldsworth wants Jim Sterling's virtual reality headset. Jim Sterling doesn't want to give it to him. Witness the beginning of one man's attempt to psychologically break someone in the name of free stuff.
Apr 18, 2017
Podquisition Episode 126: Peter Molyneux Bangs Peter Moore... David Cage Watches
01:04:05
It's easy as one, two, six! This week, Buster Keaton faces the ultimate challenge, Pathfinder Ryder needs a damn cellphone, and Bayonetta is on PC now. Also, the Scorpio is still a thing, The Sexy Brutale is brilliant, and Peter Moore is so naughty!
Apr 13, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation
02:30:43
"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/
Apr 11, 2017
Podquisition Episode 125: Battle Of The Ultimate Music Boys
01:31:45
We gather the best boys in music for a showdown that will live on forever... or for a week, anyway. As if that wasn't enough (and it should be), we talk more Zelda, we deal with that Yooka-Laylee thing, and Seattle was pretty cool!
Apr 06, 2017
Podquisition Episode 124: I Still Like PeeBee
01:17:49
Podquisition is up a day early because Jim will be cleaning up some dirty in Seattle. Settle in for the usual slop. Game talk, interruptions, Andromeda. Oh, and some... "preview" words of warning regarding Yooka-Laylee.
Mar 29, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Brainscan
01:36:10
Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.
Mar 28, 2017
Podquisition Episode 123: Welcome To The Fockers, Son!
01:12:33
Things get interesting in this one, holy moly! Let's talk about Nier: Automata, Horizon's music, Mass Effect: Andromeda, and then let's get really weird!
Mar 23, 2017
Podquisition Episode 122: What The Cuck Is This Anal Bum Party?
02:01:17
This episode's suffering will be legendary, even in Hell. There are no rails in sight as we hurdle from sincere divulgences to Metacritic mayhem, angry people, and extramarital shenanigans. Somehow, we also get a lot of game chat, from more Zelda thoughts to a hot take on Nier: Automata and more!
Mar 16, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale
01:49:04
Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.
Mar 14, 2017
Podquisition Episode 121: I Have A Rubber Fish Helmet
01:14:36
Unsurprisingly, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and the Nintendo Switch are the big topics of discussion. Also, rubber fish helmets!
Mar 09, 2017
Podquisition Episode 120: Breath Of The Wild 12/10!
01:28:56
Laura has access to a Nintendo Switch, so tune in for impressions of the console, as well as the 12/10 rated Breath of the Wild! Also, more thoughts on Horizon: Zero Dawn, and some of the most alarming tangents you'll hear in a videogame podcast.
Mar 02, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander
01:52:29
Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.
Feb 28, 2017
Podquisition Episode 119: Bohemian Like You
01:08:31
We got singing! We got Horizon: Zero Dawn impressions! We got immediate reactions to the lawsuit dismissal (this was recorded that very day). Suffice to say we got a damn show, kids!
Feb 23, 2017
Podquisition Episode 118: Skeleton Warnings
01:12:00
The nature of skeletons, rabbit sex antics, and the highness of the woman in the song about a woman being high. What more could you want? Videogame talk? We got that as well. Thoughts on For Honor, reactions to the Breath of the Wild season pass, and more Nioh bollocks. You want more? We have AT LEAST SOME OTHER THINGS!
Feb 16, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil - Afterlife
01:44:54
Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that! More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!
Feb 14, 2017
Podquisition Episode 117: Easy D
01:03:15
The Podquisition crew seeks Easy D in a new episode that features Nioh discussion, Fire Emblem Heroes, and Conan's intimate regions. Also, Wii Us aren't being made anymore, E3 is open to the public, and Brazzers gives Metal Gear Solid some Easy D!
Feb 09, 2017
Podquisition Episode 116: F*cking Embargo For Nioh Went Up
01:06:30
Nioh's review embargo lifted by some of us were too busy playing Nioh to notice. Enjoy some first thoughts about Nioh, everybody! As well as that, we discuss the Nintendo Switch's apparent online price, chat about Resident Evil 7's early DLC, and say some other shit. Also it's just Jim n' Gav this week. It's quite the laid back little chat.
Feb 02, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: The Angry Birds Movie
01:44:26
Look, you can't not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion. I mean... you can... but we couldn't. And it's not so much discussion as it is gleefully reveling in our SJWishness and if you don't like it, you'll have to listen to another show. I mean it's gleeful. Also, this movie is crap.
Jan 31, 2017
Podquisition Episode 115: Del Toro's Angry Bedtime
01:05:16
On a jovial episode, we celebrate Resident Evil 7 being really quite nice, and wonder exactly what the deal is with Life of Black Tiger. Elsewhere, Kojima and Del Toro live together in a one-bedroom flat, and the crew talks about bad interviews.
Jan 26, 2017
Podquisition Episode 114: Switch
01:07:23
The Nintendo Switch is the big news of the week, so we chat about that for the most part. Also, Yakuza 0 is great and the Assassin's Creed movie is rubbish.
Jan 19, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Max Payne
01:48:45
Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters. Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel and questions the many questionable decisions involved.
Jan 18, 2017
Podquisition Episode 113: Industrial Sexpionage
01:05:02
Sexy espionage is on the loose, Mario does a poo for McDonald's, and Pornhub has an interesting offer for a certain special boy. Elsewhere, we talk some more about the Nintendo Switch, we discuss the true adult fear, and we actually SAY the words Star Citizen.
Jan 12, 2017
Podquisition Episode 112: You Disgusting Apes
01:04:18
It's the first Podquisition of 2017, and that means... there's not much news to talk about. Nevertheless, your intrepid crew managed to talk a load of bollocks for an hour, so that's good!
Jan 05, 2017
The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter II - The Animated Movie
01:42:50
The Movie Boys are back to discuss Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie. Let us enjoy this classic anime, or at least that one bit. Guile is useless, M. Bison is naughty, and Sagat can heal up a scar in a really short amount of time.
Jan 03, 2017
Podquisition Episode 111: There's No Audience In Animal Penis Discussion
01:12:39
Is there an audience for animal penis talk? We find out as the hard questions get asked! In a reflective episode, the crew talk about 2016, looking back on the games they liked and naming the podcast's collective ultimate game of the year! Also, playing games with vaginal clenching. What a laugh!
Dec 29, 2016
Podquisition Episode 110: Gay
01:06:43
It should come as no surprise that the Podquisition gang has plenty to say about Tracer's recent queer revelations (good stuff, obviously). Outside of that, Gavin tries to infiltrate the show with sly music talk, the Nintendo Switch got some new patent details, and one of us doesn't think Super Mario Run is very good.
Dec 22, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Super Mario Bros.
01:58:18
As a Christmas treat, your lovable Movie Boys pick one of the most anticipated movies to cover in their hot analysis. Join us as we take a merry look at Super Mario Bros.
Dec 21, 2016
Podquisition Episode 109: I Had A Plastic Cock (And Mum Didn't Care)
01:21:06
A discussion about Wicked Willies becomes a Jim Sterling origin story, hasty rewrites result in a superior Final Fantasy XV porn parody, and Gav's Music Corner leads to some lovely Cardiacs discussion. Elsewhere, there's talk of Super Mario Run, a changed opinion on The Last Guardian, and Nintendo pretends it invented Minecraft first.
Dec 15, 2016
Podquisition Episode 108: President Of The Giant Bird-Dog People
01:12:09
This week, the team chat about The Last Guardian and Dead Rising 4, plus the disagreement over Dishonored 2 continues. Elsewhere, Gav chats music, we make fun of The Game Advertisements, and something something Telltale Games.
Dec 08, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Postal
02:22:26
Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie? Let's discuss the jokes and the goofs in this violent jawdropper, while comparing it to how unfunny Pixels is.
Dec 06, 2016
Podquisition Episode 107: David Cage In A Power Rangers Porno
01:10:53
Superbunnyhop joins Jim and Laura to discuss a Power Rangers porn spoof that has a David Cage-looking guy in it. Elsewhere, we talk about Final Fantasy XV, amazing pizza feats, and more bollocks about No Man's Sky.
Dec 01, 2016
Podquisition Episode 106: Boglins & Fleshlights
01:36:07
On this week's sort-of-a-bit Thanksgiving episode, the gang discusses glang words for naughty bits and some of them are really rank. Gavin gets his words in on Watch Dogs 2, the gang debates Dishonored 2, and there's a lot of chat about what Pokemon Sun/Moon does right/wrong. Also Boglins and fleshlights... the winner's choice!
Nov 24, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels
03:40:23
Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.
Nov 22, 2016
Podquisition Episode 105: Vaginas Are The Weed Of Videogames
01:28:29
The biggest news on everybody's "lips" is that a vagina's being patched out of Watch Dogs 2. This is important! In other news, we have Jim Trinca on the show! He's sick. So is the other Jim. We make it work. Also, GAME makes legal threats, Judge Dredd, and news from your pal Sterling's trip to New York!
Nov 17, 2016
Podquisition Episode 104: Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed Wuh-Wuh-Weed
01:20:13
On this episode, who knows what happened? Your main host bails halfway through because of BUSINESS but the memes have our bases covered. Happy second anniversary, Podquisition! What a great celebration we had!
Nov 10, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Warcraft
02:05:45
Two very confused men pick apart two hours of namedropping and excessive CGI to produce a shambles of a podcast. Considering what we were working with, it's amazing how well we pulled through. Next episode is Pixels. Help us all.
Nov 08, 2016
Podquisition Episode 103: Titanf*cked
01:43:46
On another bloody episode, we talk about why Titanfall 2 is good and why it'll probably fail, we chat Skyrim, and we hate that fox in World of Final Fantasy. Also - Boglins, Australia, and animals ripping other animals to bits.
Nov 03, 2016
Podquisition Episode 102: Pounded In The Butt
01:41:32
On a poundin' episode of Podquisition, your WILD CARD Jim Sterling is revealed to be appearing in an actual Chuck Tingle game. Also, some AAA publishers don't like him very much. Elsewhere, we talk about Owlboy, Battlefield 1, and naturally dissect the Nintendo Switch. WILD CARD!
Oct 27, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill Revelation 3D
01:55:31
Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode. Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious trawl through the treasure chest that is Silent Hill Revelation 3D! Also, Malcolm McDowell wearing a net.
Oct 25, 2016
Podquisition Episode 101: Red Dead Erection (aka Grimer's Pisslips)
01:34:00
On a rip-roarin' episode of Podquisition, we discuss Red Dead Redemption 2 and the disappearance of clever naming conventions. Also, we chat more Mafia III, more Pokermans, and more other stuff. I know there's other stuff. I can't remember any of it.
Oct 20, 2016
Podquisition Episode 100: Lesbian Pussy Cider Rum
01:57:37
Podquisition's made it to 100 episodes! To celebrate, the gang make liquid mistakes as Laura drinks pussy rum and Jim becomes a live mixologist. Also, Gavin played Gears of War 4. We chat about Cuphead, more VR bollocks, the music of Pulp, and loads more. It's a 100-episode nonsense spectacular!
Oct 13, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Extinction
01:34:05
Dr. Isaacs and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill... Your favorite Movie Boys are back to look at the third film in the Resident Evil movie franchise... and it's not great. Idiot crows, a girl called K-Mart, and the Worst Wesker are all to be found in this wannabe Mad Max.
Oct 11, 2016
Podquisition Episode 99: You Gotta Shoot The Clown Babies
01:30:23
It's the 99th episode of Podquisition and we celebrate by doing the same thing we always do - talk bollocks. This week, we discuss PlayStation VR and the need to shoot clown babies with Move controllers. There's also more sad hope for Beyond Good & Evil 2. As if that wasn't enough, Gears of War 4 thoughts and Gavin playing Splinter Cell: Blacklist. Yay!
Oct 06, 2016
Podquisition Episode 98: Full Sexual Intercourse
01:22:25
Sociopolitical commentary happens on this episode. You have been warned. But seriously, let's talk about law and order... On the show we discuss that Brazzers Overwatch thing, More NX bollocks, Ubisoft possibly breaking UK pornography laws, and Virginia followups. You'll need plenty of stamina for this one!
Sep 29, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: The Last Starfighter
02:09:42
The Last Starfighter comes to us from a simpler time, before Tori Amos took our innocence. Let's enjoy this 80s masterpiece, and lament the fate of an arcade playing cosmic doormat.
Sep 27, 2016
Podquisition Episode 97: Tiger Dong
01:24:44
Would you eat an animal penis? That is the hot topic of the day, as the gang attempts to navigate the tricky world of knob munching. Elsewhere, we talk about why Dead Rising 4 will be good despite the hate, we chat about Nintendo's continued NX coyness, and there's some discussion of some other stuff, probably!
Sep 22, 2016
Best Of Podquisition Volume 1
01:41:25
Laura spent ages putting together a compilation of the best bits from the first fifty episodes of Podquisition! From Link pissing out of his arse to a bathtub full of poo, all the stupid idiocy from this terrible podcast's first year are yours to enjoy again. Drink down that Booty Sweat! (PQ fanart by eatcat - http://eatcat.deviantart.com/art/Podquisition-577620922)
Sep 17, 2016
Podquisition Episode 96: Power Of The Russian Masters
01:21:40
(Forgive the audio quality this week, we had to use the backup Skype call recorder). Steve Burns joins Jim and Laura to discuss Justin Roiland's virtual reality escapades, the PS4 Pro, and Kane & Lynch 2. Also, angry Russian energy drinks and breathing through our skin!
Sep 15, 2016
The Spin-offDoctors: Tomb Raider
01:35:45
Lara Croft is a littering, rude, privileged thug. That much we can ascertain from Angelina Jolie's licensed vehicle, Tomb Raider. Join your favorite movie boys for a rundown of this ol' movie - one of the better produced, but ultimately less fulfilling films we've gotten to look at.
Sep 13, 2016
Podquisition Episode 95: I Basically Jelqed My Penis
01:24:03
Podquisition is the only videogame podcast where you'll learn advanced penis exercises. Also, we talk about Nintendo's presence at Apple's keynote, Nuka World, and how Laura was totally right about the PS4 Slim. No PS4 Pro talk though. Stupid Sony putting on a show after our recording.
Sep 08, 2016
Podquisition Episode 94: PS4 Slim
01:27:35
It's the trial of the century as Laura answers charges of 3D printing a working PS4 Slim! Also, we talk about the PS4 Slim even though it's definitely not real. Elsewhere, there's some more Mankind Divided chat, we talk about Attack on Titan, and SEVERAL OTHER THINGS!
Sep 01, 2016
The Spin-Off Doctors: Dead Rising Watchtower
02:14:39
Dead Rising Watchtower is a strangely faithful film that attempts quite valiantly to be canon. Sort of. Rob Riggle steals the show and we learn all about the Internet Movie Firearm Database. What a time!
Aug 30, 2016
Podquisition Episode 93: 50 Minutes Of Deus Ex Is Enough
01:27:39
If you don't want to hear about Mankind Divided for 50 minutes, then you didn't ask for this podcast. When we're not chatting about that, we discuss the little known (but wonderful) game Valley, the PS4 Slim that Laura totally touched, and other stuff!
Aug 25, 2016
Podquisition Episode 92: F*ckblinkers Dot Com
01:32:35
When you're having sex with a plastic arse but don't want to think about the implications of its disembodiment, there's only one site to turn to! Also, more No Man's Sky bollocks, a good laugh at Konami's Metal Gear Survivor announcement, we learn about names for a bit.
Aug 18, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Or Alive
01:51:00
Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed. DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly not terrible. In fact, it's actually rather funny.
Aug 16, 2016
Dramatic Reading: To The No Man's Sky Haters
00:02:33
I'm sorry. I promise I'm about done specifically talking about No Man's Sky for a while, I just couldn't resist this.
Aug 15, 2016
Podquisition Episode 91: The Crab Ones Are Always Jackasses
01:12:47
The battle stations are readied as The Jimquisition comes under fire from No Man's Sky's most infuriated defenders. Are they as bad as the crab animals in the game itself? No. They are not. In addition to loads of NMS talk, we discuss The Elder Scrolls VI, Nintendo's NX bollocks, and our personal comedy pretensions!
Aug 11, 2016
Podquisition Episode 90: The Smell of Moby's Dick
01:29:54
Just what IS that dirty Moby up to? It's got nothing to do with Mobius Final Fantasy, though that gets a mention too. Elsewhere, we talk about how Aug lives totally matter, Niantic's lack of communication over Pokemon Go, and other things as well, friend!
Aug 04, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Final Fantasy - The Spirits Within
01:09:32
Complete nonsense. Absolutely, thorough, infuriating nonsense. That's the best way to describe Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. It's a shorter running time this week because the film has about ten minutes of plot running through 90 minutes of gibberish. Despite that, this is actually one of our most entertaining episodes. A triumph, considering what we were working with.
Aug 02, 2016
Podquisition Episode 89: The Sound Of 25 Years Of Sonic
01:27:48
Sonic the Hedgehog had a great weekend... the same can't be said for anybody watching his 25th anniversary livestream. We talked about that fun little circus. Also discussed this week - Gavin's mangled music, We Happy Few, the Sega Genesis, and loads of other bollocks.
Jul 28, 2016
Podquisition Episode 88: Pain
01:02:58
The gang's back together! Laura returns to discuss Pokemon Go, the NES Mini, and Dead Rising. Also, we talk about pain. So much pain. All of the pain that we have.
Jul 21, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill
01:56:31
Your Movie Boys take their first trip to the Town That Takes, discussing the sexiness of Pyramid Head, the stupidity of our protagonist, and the problems with casting an uncreepy child as a creepy child.
Jul 19, 2016
Podquisition Episode 87: I Need More Bulbasaur Candy
01:44:51
Laura's still on a break, which means Jim gets to teach Gavin all about Pokemon Go! But first, Gav needs to learn about Pokemon. Like... the entire premise of Pokemon. Elsewhere, we get first Jimpressions of the HTC Vive, there are more YouTuber money shenanigans, and Laura delivers zingers from far away.
Jul 14, 2016
Podquisition Episode 86: This Great Gambling Website
01:19:49
On this week's show, we're joined by LEGENDARY podcast boy Justin McElroy to discuss - what else? - that whole CSGO gambling stuff. We have other stuff, too! Boglinwatch 2016 changes forever, we talk a little more about Playdead's Inside, aaaand Jim basically fawns over Justin a lot. What a great boy!
Jul 07, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Prince of Persia
01:49:26
It's time to enjoy the adventures of the Definitely Persian Prince of Persia. Oh, and Ben Kingsley's back, putting in another full-effort performance.
Jul 05, 2016
Podquisition Episode 85: Hosing Off The Anus
01:56:17
Please forgive the poor audio quality this week. Laura can't leave us alone for one minute... Holly Green joins the crew to discuss Orion's shenanigans, shady sponsorship deals, and Fallout. Loads and loads of Fallout. Oh, and poop stuff. Messy poop.
Jun 30, 2016
Podquisition Episode 84: Shitey No. Nein
01:28:42
Boglinwatch 2016 gets a load of new developments, and two thirds of the cast talk about their injuries. Speaking of injuries, Mighty No. 9 was released. It was sad. Elsewhere, we talk about Scorpio backtracking, YouTube sponsorships, and Destructoid making (IN MY OPINION) a big mistake. Oh, and here's that video Gav wanted you to watch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx8sl2uC46A
Jun 23, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Apocalypse
01:31:48
Alice is definitely better than Jill Valentine. Resident Evil Apocalypse NEEDS you to know that. Let's see what else this wonderful mess has for us.
Jun 21, 2016
Podquisition Episode 83: Link's Jizz Enema Murderboner
01:53:28
Laura has the hottest scoops LIVE from E3! Learn how she had to sneak into Ubisoft’s press conference, hear her firsthand impressions of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Oh, and she was almost kidnapped. Elsewhere, we laugh at the usernames of Overwatch’s Reaper players, Link’s amiibo has a jizz problem, and there is no Beyond Good & Evil 2.
Jun 17, 2016
Special: E3 2016 Jimpressions
01:57:16
Your ol' pal Jim Sterling got together with fellow movie boy Conrad Zimmerman to discuss each E3 press conference of 2016. Original a five-part video series on YouTube, we've compiled our recordings as one full podcast for your listening delight. Hear our thoughts on Electronic Arts, Bethesda, Microsoft, Ubisoft, and Sony!
Jun 15, 2016
Podquisition Episode 82: Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre-Pre E3
01:35:25
E3 hasn't started yet but the leaks and the outings are in full swing. We chat about Watch Dogs 2, rumors of The Evil Within 2, and Agents of Mayhem. Elsewhere, The Sims gets representation and there's more VR bollocks!
Jun 09, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed
02:03:38
Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed. It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too many characters, and some of the stupidest character motivations in cinema. Also this may be our most meandering episode. The drugs like me.
Jun 07, 2016
Podquisition Episode 81: Sh*tty Bum Wiggle
01:18:56
Wigglin' this way, wigglin' that, nobody knows which toilet we're at! Podquisition tackles the news of the day, including No Man's Sky death threats, new console rumors, and the emotional vapidity of games. Also, Jim set all his clothes on fire, ha ha ha ha.
Jun 02, 2016
Special: Dark Souls III Spoilercast
01:02:37
Your ol' pal Jim is joined by Laura and Gavin to discuss Dark Souls III without the spoiler tags applied. Let's talk bosses, locations, and why a certain king can go eff himself!
May 29, 2016
Podquisition Episode 80: A Hobgoblin's Knobhole
01:07:55
The world is not ready for JimGav, the horrific new Podquisition host. It's quite a spectacle. Overwatch obviously commands much of our time, but we also badmouth that crap new Turtles game, and discuss the latest failings of Oculus. Oh, and we talk about LOTS OF OTHER THINGS!
May 26, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Double Dragon
01:41:31
What happens when a videogame turns into The Warriors for children? Robert Patrick gets amazing hair is what! Double Dragon is one of the more curious videogame movies out there, and it's oddly worth watching. Let's see what the Movie Boys have to say about it!
May 24, 2016
Podquisition Episode 79: Barbie Girl
01:26:41
You can brush our hair and undress us anywhere! The gang discusses Homefront: The Revolution which means we also sing Aqua songs for your pleasure. There's plenty of gushing about Doom, we talk about *that* bad gameplay video, and we discuss the upcoming Tetris trilogy. Oh, and that Assassin's Creed film got a trailer, I suppose.
May 19, 2016
Podquisition Episode 78: Nathan Drake F*cking An Apple
01:25:37
We discuss some scenes you may have missed in Uncharted 4 - a lot of sex is involved. Also, we chat about Battleborn, Disney Infinity's extinction event, and give you an E3 drinking game that may not be good for you.
May 12, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Wreck-It Ralph
01:19:48
SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS! Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1% and disenfranchise the rest of us? According to the Movie Boys, yes, Yes it is, We ruined Wreck-It Ralph. Sorry.
May 10, 2016
Podquisition Episode 77: Radiohead
01:25:56
A sad Radiohead time is delivered to your ears this week and we're sorry about that. Fortunately, we also bring VR talk, Uncharted 4 impressions, talk of Watch Dogs 2, and Fragments of Him. So that's nice!
May 05, 2016
Podquisition Episode 76: Skid Pricarus
01:03:02
If you're one of those people who did a sad over certain negative Star Fox Zero reviews, you won't like this episode. Not at all. Recorded early, we miss a lot of the stupid news that hit, but we've still got great chat on offer. Glow-in-the-dark skeletons, PAX East experiences, and monster truck incidents all get discussed. Also Aliens.
Apr 28, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne
02:00:00
A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day.
Apr 26, 2016
Podquisition Episode 75: The Masturbatorium Chronicles
01:11:39
Enter the Masturbatorium, but make sure you bring a towel! This week we talk about fine wines, Dark Souls board games, and Guitar Hero MMOs. There's also time to chat about Mirror's Edge Catalyst, GameStop's publisher plans, and Boglinwatch 2016 developments.
Apr 21, 2016
Podquisition Episode 74: Boglinwatch 2016
01:10:06
Boglinwatch 2016 continues with hot new developments and there's wanking afoot on Demios. Elsewhere, we talk about dating middle aged men in pubs, guns that look like toys, and the rubbish that was Batman vs. Superman. Oh, and Dark Souls III. Loads of Dark Souls III. Not sorry.
Apr 14, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat
01:34:27
It might be the best videogame movie ever made. It might also have a lot of unfortunate implications. It's Mortal Kombat! Why must we mourn Art? Where did Christopher Lambert get his wig? Should Goro have gone out like that? This is a movie with a lot of questions. Let's enjoy!
Apr 12, 2016
Podquisition Episode 73: Jizzing Brown Paste On The Moon
01:23:30
This week's Podquisition is the most scientific yet, as we get the FACTS about ejaculating on the Moon. It's pretty upsetting! We've all played Dark Souls III now, so expect chat about that, alongside some impressions of Enter The Gungeon, and thoughts on the failed Rock Band 4 PC crowdfund. Also, Boglinwatch 2016 continues...
Apr 07, 2016
Podquisition Episode 72: The VR Daughter Faceplant Special
01:12:42
Virtual Reality is finally here, but we're too busy laughing at a kid falling over to notice. It's really funny. Elsewhere, we talk about butt nontroversies, Fallout 4 DLC, and pledge to bore you with Dark Souls talk forever. Also, Boglinwatch 2016 has a terrible development. (Faceplant gif source: http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/10/11196388/virtual-reality-table-gif)
Mar 31, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
01:27:38
What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to! Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the link between realities, and Team Rocket just can't deliver the goods. This movie is out of its damn mind.
Mar 29, 2016
Podquisition Episode 71: We Have Dark Souls III
01:25:39
Grab an Estus Flask and settle in for some spoiler-free Dark Souls III discussion, as two thirds of the cast give their thoughts. One of us shouldn't even HAVE it! Boglinwatch 2016 officially begins, the alleged NX controller looks utterly terrible, and Hyrule Warriors Legends is a thing... if you get it on the New 3DS.
Mar 24, 2016
Podquisition Episode 70: Real Oddworld Farts
01:04:03
Leading the news this week is the announcement that your old pal Jim will be voicing a character in the newly announced Oddworld: Soulstorm! Will he voice farts? Who knows? Elsewhere, Laura has a piper y'all need to pay, Gav's been playing The Division, we have early Jimpressions of Quantum Break, and there's chat about PlayStation VR. What a fun time!
Mar 17, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)
01:25:48
In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters? Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating.
Mar 15, 2016
Podquisition Episode 69: Bee Bombs & Bicycle Banging
01:28:48
The Yogscast's very own Sips joins your regular crew this week for a delightful episode revolving around weaponized bees and lurid bike sex in hotels. We chat about The Division, Lionhead's closure, chancers on Early Access, and the appropriateness of being a baby in Assassin's Creed 2.
Mar 10, 2016
Podquisition Episode 68: The Origami Killer
01:38:58
This week we "celebrate" the PS4 debut of Heavy Rain, as well as talk about Pokemon and the potential Xbox One upgrade plans. Elsewhere, there are rumors about Beyond Good & Evil 2 coming to NX, and Slashy Souls is a load of wank.
Mar 03, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie
01:21:33
Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that's just like Rush Hour. Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It's brilliant.
Mar 01, 2016
Podquisition Episode 67: Come To Our Tupper Sex
01:24:27
The role of Gavin this week will be played by Loading Ready Run's Graham Stark! This episode spends some time talking about virtual reality porn, with hot topics such as golden showers, tupper sex parties, and lemon whores all on the menu. We also discuss Far Cry Primal, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, and Laura's notorious trials with Undertale livestreaming.
Feb 25, 2016
Podquisition Episode 66: The Xbox One Is A Bit Toss
01:12:47
On this week's episode, we obviously have to spend some time making fun of the terrible Street Fighter V launch. We also chat about Quantum Break's PC release, and Hideo Kojima's latest chicanery. There are a few home truths to be said about the Xbox One, too. Let's put this on the table...
Feb 18, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: DOOM
01:23:56
Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products. Oh, and don't worry... we spend quite some time talking about THAT little first-person segment. You know the one.
Feb 17, 2016
Podquisition Episode 65: Spunk Out Your Eyeholes
02:00:37
On this week's episode, there's a traumatic experience with an eyelid while "fan" feedback gets to be uniquely offensive. Elsewhere, we talk about the horrors of the confirmed live-action Sonic the Hedgehog film, Molyneux is mocked again, and The Lost can go screw itself. Also, thoughts on Firewatch and Unravel!
Feb 11, 2016
Podquisition Episode 64: Knuckle-Deep In Kanye
01:47:13
On today's meaty episode, we chat about Baba Yaga rule 34, the merits of Ronan Keating, and the sexual misadventures of Kanye West. Can you believe we talked about games a lot, too? American Truck Simulator, Peter Molyneux's latest bollocks, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Tales of Symphonia's terrible PC port, and so much more are all on the docket. What a show!
Feb 04, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead
01:59:23
"You created it all so you could live forever. Why?" Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll's classic cinematic dog turd. Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega's island raves, and tits within minutes are all on the menu. Alongside some of the crappest zombies ever.
Feb 02, 2016
Podquisition Episode 63: Horsecock
01:34:02
This week, we talk about The Witness, obviously, and also spend quite some time trying to describe the monstrosity that is FNaF World. It's... quite something. Elsewhere, Rise of the Tomb Raider finally made it to PC and Mighty Number 9 is delayed again, go figure. Oh, and what's all this "Horsecock" business about?
Jan 28, 2016
Podquisition Episode 62: Shadow The Hedgehog Vs. Teenage Poetry
01:44:12
Laura compares her teenage poetry to the lyrics of Shadow the Hedgehog's title tune, and we find out that corporate-produced angst cannot stand up to the real thing. Elsewhere, there's more VR bollocks, we talk about Nintendo and the NX, and one third of the team might be a bit loopy on medication.
Jan 21, 2016
The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil
01:12:32
Join your old friends Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman as they get elbow-deep in licensed videogame material. Movies, TV shows, comics (but mostly movies), the doctors are here to examine. This week, we start with 2002's Resident Evil, directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring Milla Jovovich. She kicked a zombie unconscious.
Jan 19, 2016
Podquisition Episode 61: Bowie
01:19:46
This week, we talk about David Bowie and That Dragon, Cancer. So yeah... not the most upbeat of weeks, right? This was all recorded before the Alan Rickman news, too. Fuck cancer. Anyway, we still have a fun show for you. We also chat about Assassin's Creed Chronicles: India and Pony Island, as well as lament injured backs and the latest Rift chicanery.
Jan 14, 2016
Podquisition Episode 60: The Kylo Ren Of Wanking
01:21:45
Masturbation is the hottest topic of the hour, as the dark side takes a heavy grip on our oozing genitals. So that's good. Elsewhere, we talk plenty about VR and the recent Oculus Rift pre-order chaos, there are Assassin's Creed rumors about, and Gavin will soon get to play the new Tomb Raider. Then there's all the wanking.
Jan 07, 2016
Podquisition Episode 59: The Drunk Naked Office Party Episode
01:23:55
To be quite honest, I don't remember a damn thing we talked about on this episode. All I remember is that Gavin, condemned to sobriety, had to sit and listen to a load of bollocks as everyone else got nuder and less coherent. I think at some point I mentioned Bravely Default?
Dec 31, 2015
Podquisition Episode 58: Games Wot We Liked In 2015
01:42:37
Merry Christmas Eve n' stuff. We have a nice positive show discussing games that we loved in 2015. There are obvious picks of course - Bloodborne, The Witcher 3, and Splatoon get mentions after a year of podcast talk - but you might hear a few surprises too. Gavin's sick, Laura's on mead, it's a fine time all round!
Dec 24, 2015
Podquisition Episode 57: Smeggnog
01:27:37
Prepare your ears as Laura proves terrifyingly good at ASMR and Gavin brings a whole bucket of Eddie Vedder. If you need a drink, your ol' pal Jim has the smeggnog! This week, we're talking about GaymerX, Ubisoft screwing up Tetris a SECOND time, and Hideo Kojima's magical holiday that led to a whole new indie studio. It's a whole lot of fun this week, easily our best and worst show yet!
Dec 17, 2015
Podquisition Episode 56: Konami The Liar
01:00:25
This week, we obviously talk about Kojima being barred from attending The Game Awards, because Konami is full of lies and dirty behavior. There's also some fine chat about Final Fantasy VII, even if two thirds of the cast are objectively wrong about it. In other news, Half-Life is old, The Old Hunters is new, and Gavin likes Just Cause 3.
Dec 09, 2015
Podquisition Episode 55: Miley Cyrus' Twerk Stick
01:35:16
The one and only SuperBunnyHop joins us this week to help design a new game for Miley Cyrus. We're thinking of calling it Twerkin' Hard Or Hardly Twerkin', and it will make literally one hundred dollars! Elsewhere, we chat about Fallout 4's problems, the nature of game criticism when dealing with huge open-world experiences, and express bewilderment at people who are SO MAD at Undertale. Also, some more talk about Xenoblade Chronicles X, and Rainbow Six: Siege impressions.
Dec 03, 2015
Podquisition Episode 54: Kate Bush's Secret Island
01:17:54
Happy Thanksgiving if you’re into turkey n’ stuff! We keep the holiday stuff light, instead focusing on all the murders that happen in soap operas, as well as the secret island of Kate Bush. We’re really sorry about the Kate Bush thing. Elsewhere, we talk about more Fallout 4, Bloodborne: The Old Hunters, and give you a tasty preview of Xenoblade Chronicles X!
Nov 27, 2015
Podquisition Episode 53: LINKLE!
01:26:13
CONTENT WARNING: This show contains woolly liberal politics. If you are offended by progressive politics, please be advised! On this show, we get a bit too dark and political for a bit, before discussing the most crucial matter of the day -LINKLE! She's like Link, but better, because she's called Linkle. Also, there's more obligatory Fallout 4 chat, we talk about the frustrating nature of Star Wars Battlefront, and loads more bollocks besides!
Nov 19, 2015
Podquisition Episode 52: Round The Twist
01:15:35
It's Jimdependence Day! To celebrate a full year of The Jimquisition going independent, you've got a full extra episode of Podquisition to enjoy. It's got sexual tension with CPR dummies, it's got stories, it's got singing, it's got references to old 90s kids shows! It's everything you want and more. We dedicate the episode entirely to questions from YOU, the listener, and boy did it lead to one heck of a fun show.
Nov 14, 2015
Podquisition Episode 51: Something Something Fallout 4
01:30:17
Can you guess what most of this episode is about? To be honest, if you are sick of hearing about Fallout 4, you might want to just skip this one. It's most of the episode. We do find time to talk about Rise of the Tomb Raider as well though. Huh? You like that? Yeah? It's good!
Nov 12, 2015
Podquisition Episode 50: Peach Or Vomit?
01:19:23
We all get a detailed lesson on the rich lore of Halo this week as we prepare for a Halo 5 review that MIGHT DEFINITELY HAPPEN MAYBE. Oh, and Laura eats vom-flavored jellybeans. Eats them until horrible things happen. Horrible, horrible things. Loads of other stuff happens this week, but seriously. Vom jellybeans.
Nov 05, 2015
Podquisition 49: David Cage Writes Science Fiction
01:09:43
David Cage is BACK, baby! He's writing a sci-fi game called Detroit, but it's totally not a sci-fi game because he said it wasn't. It's about Robocop or something. Also, Laura's journalism is unquestionable as Until Dawn's DLC is revealed, the new Assassin's Creed is actually rather good, and Tri-Force Heroes is delicious.
Oct 29, 2015
Podquisition Episode 48: Willy Wanker
01:34:59
This week we discuss what would happen if Konami were run by a Willy Wonka type president, and laugh at the idea of them pretending Hideo Kojima hasn't left the building. Elsewhere, you get some hands-on impressions of the new Steam Controller, sad talk of Guitar Hero Live's troublesome content system, and Gavin says something about Dark Souls.
Oct 22, 2015
Podquisition Episode 47: POG Watch 2015
01:27:43
It's more like POGquisition this week, as Podquisition covers the most important event of the year - POG Watch 2015! What's the latest in all things POG? Listen to find out. Elsewhere, the gang discusses Undertale some more, Square Enix's "totally not a blacklist" gets called out, and there's a little bit o' chat about Call of Duty. Why not, eh?
Oct 15, 2015
Podquisition Episode 46: My Boner Takes Precedent
01:25:49
This week, we get sexy and saucy as we discuss Metal Gear Solid V allowing "tactical" use of breasts. There's also FOB insurance schemes to chat about, microtransactions in Assassin's Creed Syndicate, and speculation as to what will replace radio towers in Far Cry Primal. Also, Shenmue 3 needs more money. Silly crowdfunding people. Have you subscribed to my Patreon by the way? ;)
Oct 08, 2015
Special: The Beginners' Guide Spoilercast
00:53:07
This is a special, spoiler-laden podcast in which your ol' pals Jim Sterling and Laura Kate discuss The Beginner's Guide. We talk about the game's themes, potential meanings, and how it resonated with us. If you've not played the game, I don't recommend you listen. If you have, please join us and our rambling musings.
Oct 04, 2015
Podquisition Episode 45: The Patreon Conspiracy
01:46:06
On this week's episode, we laugh at some rando who has no idea how Patreon works and believes The Jimquisition should be investigated by the government. We also explain to people how shouting on Twitter doesn't work. Elsewhere, there's talk of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5, we look at the ridiculous Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 publicity stunt, and there's a bit more SOMA chat.
Oct 01, 2015
Podquisition Episode 44: David Cameron F*cked A Pig
01:18:15
On this week's show, we cannot resist talking about David Cameron being a naughty boy with a bit of an animal. We also spend some time discussing why you shouldn't do a poo in a bathtub. Elsewhere, we chat about a game in which you scrub up naked dudes, SOMA gets some deserved love, and we make fun of Jonathan Blow a little bit. Love ya, Jonny!
Sep 24, 2015
Podquisition Episode 43: Shigeru Miyamoto's Cloaca
01:29:13
This week, we go into horrific detail as we try to explain how Shigeru Miyamoto is the mother of Bowser Jr. We also talk all about the rage that's been flying about this week for reasons that totally aren't our fault. Elsewhere, we chat a bit about Super Mario Maker, Dropsy, and the Assassin's Creed "Ripper" DLC that we totally predicted. Also, Laura drinks and reviews an energizing can of pussy.
Sep 17, 2015
Podquisition Episode 42: Lesbian Space Tits Energy Drink
01:46:50
On this week's show, we mostly complain about angry commenters who are stupid, wrapping it all up in some discussion about Metal Gear Solid V and Mad Max. Elsewhere, Laura drinks a space lesbian energy drink, a serial killer runs amok in Camden Town, and there's loads of other bollocks that we bang on about.
Sep 10, 2015
Podquisition Episode 41: Metal Gear Naked Dad
01:33:07
On this week's episode, we naturally spend some time talking about Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. Don't worry, there are no spoilers! We also chat about Deus Ex: Mankind Divided's amazingly terrible pre-order scheme, and there's an impromptu debate about Mass Effect 3 as Gav and Laura hash it out. It's the controversy that just won't die. All that and more, only on Podquisition!
Sep 03, 2015