The Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

Episode Date
Everybody's Obsessed With Me
51:22

Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean.

Dec 13, 2018
A Latke and Too Much Vodka
52:28
Jackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is bad for the soul.
Dec 04, 2018
The Truth Hurts
01:02:49

Jackie answers listener calls and offers her charming brand of constructive mild verbal abuse. It's not lovely but it sure is inspiring. 

Nov 27, 2018
Gobble Gobble Bitches
47:58

Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements.

Nov 20, 2018
The Return (Again) of Morgan Stewart
52:05
Jackie and Morgan Stewart catch up by doing what they do best: rapid fire shit talk with a self aware edge. Whether you are considering rhinoplasty, fornicating with Leo DiCaprio or marrying right this episode is for you.
Nov 15, 2018
Superfluous
47:43

Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life.

Nov 06, 2018
Apologies In Advance
56:23

Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.

Oct 30, 2018
WOKE
51:26

Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives a progress report.

Oct 25, 2018
Sweetener
48:29

Jackie mourns the union of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, psychoanalyzes the downfall of Amanda Bynes and talks about her childhood as a civil rights activist.

Oct 16, 2018
Angry Girls Do It Better
49:53
Jackie discusses Mariah Carey, annoying pregnant women, the resurgence of her shopping problem and why Adam Brody should probably get into porn.
Oct 12, 2018
Mischa and Lilo and Gaga OH MY!
54:01

Jackie addresses Marissa Cooper joining "The Hills", Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, reviews "A Star is Born" and delights listeners with some poetry.

Oct 09, 2018
When Jerry Met Jackie with Jerry O'Connell
51:05

Jackie chats with Jerry O’Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder!

Oct 02, 2018
Hai Guyz!
36:49

Jackie recaps the week including her new affair with a contractor, praise for Kim Richards and new plans on becoming a popstar.

Sep 28, 2018
Help Me, Help You.
54:44

Jackie answers calls from the Bitch Hotline and has a few mental breakdowns.

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Sep 26, 2018
Baby Looks Back
38:31

Jackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years.

 

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Sep 21, 2018
Atonement Lewks
49:22

Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel.

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Sep 20, 2018
Spanx on a Plane
46:51

Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn’t carry mace.

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Sep 15, 2018
Arrivederci B*tches!
46:57
Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec. 
 

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Aug 28, 2018
Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest
59:55
Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill’s former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault and religion. 

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Aug 21, 2018
Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster
01:04:42
Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism. 

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Aug 16, 2018
Die In a Fire
49:49

Jackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag.

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Aug 08, 2018
Housewife Homage
46:05

Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm.

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Aug 03, 2018
1-833-BITCHED
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Jackie fields listener calls, endures her first pregnancy scare and gives the brutal advice you probably didn’t need.

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Aug 01, 2018
A Look Inward
57:27
Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional.

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Jul 26, 2018
Big D*ck Energy with guest Jilly Hendrix
57:12

Jackie explores all the principles of “big dick energy” with friend Jilly Hendrix. They also chat Kylie’s Forbes cover and Housewife updates!

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Jul 19, 2018
Meet Nell
51:27

Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin’s Bieber’s upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the worst and encourages people to give up on their dreams.

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Jul 11, 2018
Hotline Bling
59:59


Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need.

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Jul 03, 2018
Age Sex Location with guest John Ryan
49:32

Jackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis.

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Jun 29, 2018
What’s Going On?
54:54

Jackie enters yet another dangerous stream of consciousness. She sheds light on the Bellino divorce drama, forms a Make a Wish Foundation initiative and teaches you about “curb stomping”.

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Jun 27, 2018
Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp
01:08:28

Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish

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Jun 20, 2018
Get Low with Michael Rapaport
57:05

Jackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye’s new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls.

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Jun 13, 2018
Swan Song with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from 'Dumb Gay Politics'
01:01:57

Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from “Dumb Gay Politics” and hilarity ensues.

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Jun 05, 2018
My Loneliness Is Thrilling Me.
43:06

Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers.

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May 29, 2018
It’s All Crappening with 'Watch What Crappens' Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker
53:30

Jackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from “Watch What Crappens” go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics. 

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May 24, 2018
Olive Branches Are For A**holes with Ruth Anne Cunningham
51:33

Jackie is joined by bff, Rabbi wrangler and singer Ruth Anne Cunningham to discuss psychotic relationship behavior, Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry and what wedding first dance songs will end in a divorce.

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May 15, 2018
Help Me, Help You.
44:23

Jackie Schimmel calls listeners and gives unsolicited advice and as a reprieve prank calls close friends and family members. 

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May 08, 2018
Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari from 'Thats So Retrograde'
36:17

Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from “That’s So Retrograde” and discusses wellness and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the rapper talks to Jackie about the illegal Butt Injections she received in the basement of a New York City apartment.

 

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May 01, 2018
Family Values
45:15

Jackie Schimmel sits down with her “free spirited” cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.

Apr 25, 2018
Stassi Schroeder: Talk S**t, Get Ice Picked.
42:41

Jackie chats with friend Stassi Schroeder from “Vanderpump Rules” and expose MAJOR behind the scenes truth bombs. Allegedly. Don’t sue me. 

Apr 18, 2018
Money Can't Buy You Guests
45:07

Jackie embarks on a self-reflective journey that rivals Justin Bieber's "purpose" and will leave you both enlightened, confused and shaking for an aperol spritz.

Apr 10, 2018
Showgirls with Annabelle DeSisto from 'Adderall and Compliments'
55:04

Jackie sits down with Annabelle DeSisto and discusses forgotten cinematic triumphs, why people should stop procreating, and speculate who the f*ck BIT Beyoncé.

Apr 03, 2018
Love, Baby.
40:09
Jackie sits down with her best friend Max and forgets she is podcasting. They discuss how to handle being dumped on a plane, share coming out stories and the time Max tried to seduce Jackie's husband.
Mar 27, 2018
Accountable As F*ck with Teddi Mellencamp
57:46

Jackie and Real Housewife Teddi Mellencamp go in deep on Beverly Hills drama, how to drink and lose weight and what to do if you’re slapped on an airplane.

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Mar 20, 2018
I Don’t Ask For Much with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick of 'The Skinny Confidential'
51:22

Jackie is joined by spirit couple Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential. They swap Gone Girl techniques, wellness tips and theories on The Bachelor.

Mar 13, 2018
Live, Laugh, Lu with Danny Pellegrino
51:39
Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass on renting Scheana Valetta's lake house. Si'bon, si'bon.
Mar 06, 2018
Valley of The Bitches with Heather McDonald
01:09:14

 Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism.

Feb 27, 2018
Too. Much. Information.
49:28

Jackie enters a dangerous stream of conscious and discusses Fergie, incestual tattoos and brutally answers listener emails.

Feb 20, 2018
87 Shades of Gray
50:37

 Jackie sits down with legend Grandma Gloria to discuss pole dancing, recreational diet pill addictions and other brutal morsels of wisdom from the OG matriarch bitch.

Feb 13, 2018
She’s Back
50:07

Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with a rat mid recording and has to seek shelter, refuge, alcohol and access to basic cable. New year, same bitch.

Feb 06, 2018
Lady of London with Caroline Stanbury
40:00

Jackie is joined by new bff Caroline Stanbury live from Dubai. They discuss Britney Spears God forsaken hair extensions, how to "date" Hugh Grant and Royal Wedding predictions!

Nov 09, 2017
Oh La La Loophole with Liza Owen
50:10

Jackie sits down with friend and singer Liza Owen and discuss Halloween costumes, Jelena and everything else you can't discuss at the dinner table.

Oct 31, 2017
Transparency Please
32:39
Jackie dissects the ridiculousness of social media, influencer manipulation and offers a plan to restore Real Housewives to its primal glory
Oct 17, 2017
I'm The Worst
34:03
Jackie is settled into London and pretending to have her shit together. If you are Harvey Weinstein or a member at PETA, please don't listen. ​
Oct 10, 2017
Winning London with Stassi Schroeder
37:02

Jackie chats with Stassi Schroeder on their inevitable world domination. Jackie also discusses RHONJ, "Slutwalks" and rabies.

Oct 03, 2017
2 Bro's, 1 Bitch with Dan Fleming and Alex Rubenstein
54:20

Jackie chats with childhood friends Dan Fleming and Alex Rubinstein about celebrity splits, close encounters with Caitlyn Jenner and general shooting the shit.

Sep 20, 2017
Notes of Manila
37:41
Jackie talks wine tasting, how to spot red flags, Real Housewives and why everyone should invest in manila folders.
Sep 12, 2017
Look What You Made Me Do
34:52
Jackie painfully inducts Taylor Swift into the Bitch Hall of Fame while recapping the VMA's, describes why nude selfies don't do shit for feminism and plays a wholesome game of marry, fornicate, kill.
Aug 31, 2017
Birthdayzilla
42:09
Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!
Aug 21, 2017
A Six and A Speidi with Spencer and Heidi Pratt
48:08

Jackie sits down with Spencer and Heidi Pratt to lift the veil on reality TV, manifestation gone wrong, pregnancy and how to legally squat in your relatives home.

Aug 09, 2017
Keep Eating
42:24
Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.
Jul 26, 2017
Challah Back Girl
38:47
Jackie finally sits down with best friend Rooty to break down Beyonce, confesses her bridesmaid sins and how to hook a Rabbi.
Jul 18, 2017
Cringe Sweats
38:54
Jackie recaps Real Housewives of Orange County, Southern Charm and answers listener questions laced with passive aggression and major cringe sweats. Our sincerest apologies.
Jul 11, 2017
It's The Thought That Counts with Morgan Stewart
30:46

Jackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts?

Jun 21, 2017
Eggs à la Française
59:39
Jackie breaks down all things Bravo and life philosophy with Ronnie and Ben from the Watch What Crappens podcast.
Jun 13, 2017
The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'
01:00:15

Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange bridezilla moments.

Jun 06, 2017
Get Out! with John Ryan
37:02

Jackie and her best man, John Ryan strategize a way for Jackie's future husband to get out of their upcoming nuptials. They also discuss dating deal breakers, how to not be an asshole on social media and why crazy bitches are hot,

May 10, 2017
Doing The Lord's Work
32:00
Jackie breaks down Fyre Island, why Karlie Kloss should probably retire, nuptial red flags and drops some seriously stupid life philosophy. Sincerest apologies to the Beyhive, Tinsley Mortimer and Jayden Smith.
May 04, 2017
Livin It Up
36:32
Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates.
Apr 26, 2017
36% Consensual
33:19
Jackie breaks down her wild Bachelorette weekend, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH, RHONY and why you should live like someone has a Manila folder on you stashed behind a reunion sofa.
Apr 19, 2017
Perpetual Loner
38:16
Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, why she will NEVER forgive Katherine Heigl, body shaming, bridezilla realness and answers listener emails!
Apr 04, 2017
Please Send Flonase
35:25
Jackie and her cousin Joanna commiserate over matching sinus infections and discuss all things anal, Erika Jayne analysis and child rearing.
Mar 29, 2017
That's So Not Raven
29:24
Jackie breaks down The Bachelor, Mischa Barton's potential sex tape, answers listener emails and offers up some signature brutal honesty.
Mar 14, 2017
Pump & Glory with Katie Maloney
41:32

Jackie and Katie Maloney from Vanderpump Rules discuss Emma Watson's vagina, getting married and call Coto Insurance in hopes of getting internships.

Mar 08, 2017
Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart
01:03:55

Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!

Mar 01, 2017
Oops I Did It Again
39:43
Jackie ruins what remains of her likeability factor by paying homage to Britney Ever After, poking the beyhive and recapping The Bachelor.
Feb 21, 2017
Jackie Gets Jaxed with Jax Taylor
43:43

Jackie celebrates Valentines Day with Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules. Jax offers up relationship advice while the two day drink and celebrate the commercial holiday and the end of Jax's probation.

Feb 14, 2017
Quite Bitchy with Melissa Hermer
44:51

Jackie chats with Marissa Hermer from Ladies of London on forming a Lindsay Lohan accent, getting stung by the Beyhive and drama on the other side of the pond!

Feb 07, 2017
Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder
01:07:37

Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.

Jan 31, 2017
Real Talk
32:13
Jackie is in a dark place after gaining weight after the stomach flu. Luckily she has her "stories" to recap aka RHOBH, Pump Rules and The Bachelor!
Jan 24, 2017
A Star is Born with Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman, and Grandma Gloria
01:02:06

Jackie records her first live podcast with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman and her overbearing Grandma Gloria. They talk Taylor Swift, The Bachelor, fake pregnancies and why you will NEVER look at Richard Gere the same way.

Jan 18, 2017
What Would Corrine Do? with 'The Bachelor's Corinne Olympios
30:59

Jackie kicks off 2017 by recapping The Bachelor and expressing undying affection for Corrine and her forward antics and psycho analyzing the other contestants.

Jan 11, 2017
The B*tch That Stole Christmas
37:24
Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays - just paint this bitch green and move her to Who-ville.
Dec 22, 2016
'Tis The Season
32:39
'Tis the season to be bitchy, and in this episode Jackie helps you prepare for awkward family gatherings, potential breakups and gag worthy holiday cheer. Bonus content: Jackie recaps RHOBH and starts an exercise routine.
Dec 07, 2016
#blessed
38:41
Jackie travels to the British countryside to embrace her outdoorsy side, become one with nature and once again reignite her love/jk total hate relationship with DJ James Kennedy.
Nov 29, 2016
Ladies of London with Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming, and Adela King
40:33

Jackie sits down with Ladies of London, Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming and Adela King to discuss their cultural differences. They chat this seasons drama, opinions on the new Goop Gift Guide (ugh) and why Jackie will never be a Baroness.

Nov 21, 2016
Solo Yolo
31:46
Jackie viciously recaps Vanderpump Rules, Taylor Swifts new urban life and delights you with tangents aplenty in yet another solo mission.
Nov 15, 2016
Drunk in Love
35:56
Jackie has a mysterious blue cocktail while getting her hair done and madness ensues. Expect tangents galore and overly passionate recaps of RHOC and Vanderpump Rules with just a touch of beastiality.
Nov 09, 2016
La Vida Lohan
28:54
Jackie pays the ultimate tribute to the freckly understated icon that is Lindsay Lohan by revisiting some of her best (worst) roles, newest business ventures, and general worldliness. Jackie then breaks down all the highlights from this season or RHOC and the finale episode!
Nov 03, 2016
Fourth Base
31:32
Jackie has her first homoerotic massage in London and lives to tell you about it. She also discusses John Mayers new business venture, why Anne Hathaway needs a muzzle and why ultimatums are a way of life!
Oct 25, 2016
Cheerio Bitch!
37:14
Jackie is in London and purging on all her American passions. She gives a deep character analysis on Kelly Dodd, shares life lessons she's learned from the housewives franchise and answers listener emails. She also coughs... a lot.
Oct 19, 2016
Swimfan with 'The Skinny Confidential's Lauryn Evarts
55:47

Jackie and Lauryn Evarts from The Skinny Confidential discuss their upcoming nuptials, how to handle high maintenance men and why fear is a solid foundation for love!

Oct 10, 2016
Sorry Maddox with guest Yimu
46:20

Jackie sits down with former producer Yimu to hash out all things Brangelina, guidelines for dating an older man, pigeons and Jonbenet Ramsey. For the sake of legality, we are desperately hoping no one in the Jolie-Pitt clan gets wind of this episode otherwise Shiloh may have to hoist up her boys cargo shorts and cut a bitch...

Sep 27, 2016
On Da Brink with Ta'Rhonda Jones
31:25

Jackie sits down with Empire's Ta'Rhonda Jones to discuss Jackie's dream of becoming a Korean pop star, what Golden Globe parties are really like, and schvitzing while eating.

Sep 21, 2016
Delusions of Grandeur with Rachael O'Brien
59:42

Jackie and comedian friend Rachael O'Brien showcase the long term benefits of being painfully delusional. They discuss annoying people at NYFW, why Taylor Swift might be Regina George and explain the simple pleasures of pestering your significant other.

Sep 13, 2016
Ladies Who Bitch with Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight and Jac Vanek of 'Ladygang'
48:22

Jackie and her new bffs from the Ladygang podcast (Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight & Jac Vanek) leave their manners at home and have a full throttle bitchfest. They discuss Jackies uber ride from hell, Bachelor nation inside scoop and mourning the tragic demise of Tiddleswift.

Sep 07, 2016
Adderall & Compliments with guest Annabelle DeSisto
51:36

Jackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the upside of sexism. Silver linings for days bitches.

Aug 24, 2016
Pity Party
39:38
Jackie and her notoriously bitchy cousin Joanna discuss lots of super real shit. Channeling Dr.Schimmel's philosophy that "laughter is the best medicine" Jackie returns to discuss her fued with a Bachelorette cast-off, why she is over the Olympics and a special vocal performance by Grandma Gloria!
Aug 16, 2016
F*ckin' Flossy with Morgan Stewart
47:14

Jackie sits down with Mrs. Boobs and Loubs and star of #RichKids, Morgan Stewart, to discuss all the important things in life like how Morgan stays so thin, #kimexposedtaylor drama, Hollywood’s latest breakups, and what makes a bitch #basic. It's a good one, bitches. So relax, take off those wedges, and enjoy.

Jul 26, 2016
This is What You Came For with Dulce Sloan
39:50

Jackie sits down with comedian Dulce Sloan and discusses the dangers of Pokemon Go, Hiddleswift conspiracy theories and why finger lingering is the new duckface.

Jul 19, 2016
Too Much TV, Too Little Rosé
36:06
Jackie invites you into her libation fueled Monday television night marathon. She discusses all of today's pressing issues like feminism, the return of Ashlee Holmes, raising children and why to never date someone who has super white shoelaces. Grab a bottle, put your snuggie on and let Jackie say all the things you have the social decency not to say out loud.
Jul 13, 2016
99 Problems
41:52
Got 99 problems? A bitch ain't one. Jackie recovers from her x rated engagement party by answering listener emails and offering her brutal advice. The truth hurts and so does Jackie's head.
Jun 29, 2016
Guilt-free Pleasures
41:51
Jackie goes in deep on some reality television commentary as she spends a Monday night in a robe with a few too many cocktails recapping your faves from The Bachelorette to Real Housewives of OC to Southern Charm.
Jun 21, 2016
Moronic & Platonic with Dan Kramer
40:52

Jackie and her wishfully neglected BFF Dan Kramer (not gay) discuss the intricacies of platonic relationships and pros and cons. Pro: he buys you dinner without putting out. Con: you want to kill him 98% of the time. Bro apetite.

Jun 15, 2016
Over Indulged with Annie Lawless
38:05

Jackie and Annie Lawless break down all things health and wellness and bitchiness - Is there a natural supplement on the same level of Xanax? Did Gigi and Zayn really break up? Does Jackie maybe get a panic attack during this episode and scarf down a granola bar with high fructose corn syrup? Find out in this episode… Namaste.

Jun 08, 2016
Bridezilla Chronicles
29:04
Jackie hits the road with only her pup and the voices in her head to start planning her impending nuptials. Whilst deep in the trenches of wedding venue scouting, Jackie pauses to podcast some deep reflections on children at weddings and curious intrigue in the sexual leanings of the hot groundskeepers. Join her as she takes listeners along her Bridezilla journey. Mason jars NOT included.
Jun 01, 2016
Lonely & Horny with Jake & Amir
47:47

Jackie and the sexy comedic duo Jake & Amir of “Lonely and Horny” (peep it on Vimeo) break down the new Bachelorette bros, rate themselves on a scale of 1-10, and identify whether or not it’s psycho to still be friends with your exes.

May 24, 2016
Girl Boss with Liz Carey
56:22

Jackie and GIRLBOSS Liz Carey sip on rose and discuss very important matters such as diversity in wedding parties, Blac Chyna and Rob’s gross situation, and reiminisce on their poor choices.

May 17, 2016
Can You Not? with Kate Siegel and Kim Friedman of 'Crazy Jewish Mom'
42:42

Jackie sits down with the duo behind Crazy Jewish Mom, Kate Siegel and mom Kim Friedman. Grab your matzo balls and get ready for a roller coaster covering the reproductive system and the temporary emotional turmoil that comes from living with a overbearing Jewish mother. Deep breaths.

May 11, 2016
Of a Certain Breed with Dorothy Wang
40:54

Jackie gets into it with #RichKid Dorothy Wang as they break down Lemonade, how to be better on Instagram (not an LC, not yet a Britney), and dish on the new season of RKOBH

May 03, 2016
Off the Beam with Greg Bennett
56:46

Jackie and friend Greg Bennett embark on a humiliating journey podcasting in public. They drink lukewarm champagne, insult innocent bystanders and rejoice in all things pop culture!

Apr 26, 2016
Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2
31:18
It's music to your ears - Part 2 of our latest Dr. Schimmel session. Prepare your Lexapro prescription pad and a stiff drink, because some bitches are about to get TOLD.
Apr 20, 2016
Snatchy & C*nty with Amy Philips
48:03

Jackie and her soul sister Amy Philips break down everything Bravo and pop culture, from Housewives (including Potomac #ugh) to the fact that Cara Delevingne is depressed (really?), and address the fact that a certain #prettymess is absent from the Bitch Bible guest line up.

Apr 13, 2016
When in Doute with Kristen Doute
59:27

Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.

Apr 05, 2016
Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1
44:27
Dr. Schimmel is back in session and she is not holding back. Tune into some bitches getting burnt on how they should live their lives (there is only one person who can judge you in this lifetime, and it’s Jackie) and ST. CLAIR FUCKING CALLS IN. It’s a Dr. Schimmel miracle. Part one of two, bc we’re classy like that.
Mar 30, 2016
It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder
48:30

THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness.

Mar 22, 2016
Ménage a Duh with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman
50:02

Jackie is joined by her favorite TV duo Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman of the People’s Couch and the Pump Rules after show and they dissect the cast of Vanderpump, spill some tea, and make it known that Jojo is infinitely cooler than Lauren B.

Mar 16, 2016
Hurt People, Hurt People
34:00
Jackie and her turbo-bitch cousin Jo do a roundup of all things Housewives, Vanderpump, and Bachelor and the two take it #TOOFAR when trying to make contact with the immortal DJ James Kennedy (aka the White Kanye). Don't cry and sue cause it's over, smile that it happened.
Mar 09, 2016
Please Don't Sue Me
38:32
Jackie and her hott mom Christie break down The Bachelor, perks of promiscuity and reminisce over the time Jackie's 85 year old grandma admitted to having sex "donkey style." As if that wasn't enough, Jackie persuaded her mom to prank call DJ James Kennedy... And he picks up. Listen before Jackie gets sued.
Mar 02, 2016
The Hoe Whisperer with guest Cardi B
35:03

Jackie gets "turnt" with Cardi B from 'Love & Hip Hop.' In this highly informative podcast, we learn the risks of illegally plumping your ass, why pimping ain't easy and that Jackie has been OG crazy since before she even had her driver's permit.

Feb 23, 2016
Anti Squad Goals
37:06
Jackie and her best bitches Rooty and Heidi discuss the Grammys, the Bachelor, how to handle a public digestive trauma and why Taylor Swift and them will never ever ever go to an award show together... Like ever.
Feb 16, 2016
Blue Collar Balls with Nicole Aimee Schreiber
44:19

Jackie sits down with comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber whom she met amidst her first bar altercation. They discuss the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day and Jackie's run in with Kylie Jenner... Complete with a bathroom confessional.

Feb 10, 2016
Unloveable with Michelle Collins
35:26

Jackie lets Michelle Collins take a break from her duties on 'The View' as they recap all things Bachelor, talk about the best chain restaurant to have a first date (props to the Cheesecake Factory and their small plates), and passionately purge before yet another failed Kardashian Kleanse.

Feb 03, 2016
For the Wrong Reasons
58:05
Jackie and her producer Yimu sit down to discuss all things Bachelor and Pump Rules. We explain why Olivia and her cankles are iconic, the downfalls of frosted lipstick and oversize hoops and why no glasses are cute enough to steal. Put on that embellished rose ceremony gown, measure your ankle radius and drink some alcohol from an SPF bottle because this pod GOES THERE.
Jan 27, 2016
That's So Retrograde with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari
37:25

Jackie is joined by wellness gurus Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari to enlighten a bitch. They teach us what the fuck retrograde is, how to manifest your best bitchiest life and how to namaste your anxieties away.

Jan 19, 2016
Homo She Didn't
47:17
Jackie is joined by her homosexual life partner Max Bronner as they passionately recap 'The Bachelor' and 'Vanderpump Rules.' Max also comes to Jackie's defense over some unsettling hate mail and the two reminisce on their high school glory days.
Jan 13, 2016
Dr. Schimmel Feat. Heather Dubrow
31:56
Jackie takes calls in yet another failed attempt to help her listeners find their bitchiest selves. THEN Jackies BFF Heather Dubrow helps Dr. Schimmel find clarity, forgiveness and the directions to her Porte Cochére.
Jan 05, 2016
Gone Girls with Kirsten Doute
48:05

Jackie and Kristen Doute from Vanderpump Rules bond over Bloody Mary's and discuss the trials and triumphs of cyber stalking at it's finest. Jackie shares an unfortunate public restroom incident, and we bask in Kristen's genius that parallels Steve Jobs as she guides our listeners to uncover the shadiness in their lives.

Dec 22, 2015
Bye Felicia! with Scheana Shay
32:08

Jackie continues her Vanderpump Holiday Extravaganza with Scheana Shay as they talk all through the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, their mutual feelings of disgust for DJ whatever Kennedy, and Jackie makes a plea to ban the white button down Christmas card. Also an exclusive listen to "Bye Felicia" by Mike Shay.

Dec 15, 2015
STASSI + JACKIE 4EVER with Stassi Schroeder
52:33

Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS.

Dec 08, 2015
Everybody Goops with Caroline Goldfarb of @officialseanpenn
34:51

Jackie is joined by the esteemed Caroline Goldfarb (@officialseanpenn) as they break down the glory of the AMA’s, convulse violently while going through Goop’s holiday gift guide, and Jackie breaks her Kardashian Kleanse with a Kylie and Tyga story.

Dec 01, 2015
God Save the Bitch
33:03
Jackie delights listeners with another audio diary recorded during her adventures abroad. From shoplifting scones to awkward celebrity encounters and some aggressive thoughts on pigeons and Brooks Ayers , Jackie proves that you can take the bitch out of America but you can't take the bitch out of Jackie. Keep Calm and Listen On, bitches.
Nov 17, 2015
Honesty is the Bitchiest Policy with Bresha Webb
33:25

Jackie is joined by actress Bresha Webb of NBC's new show "Truth Be Told" as they navigate through proper neighbor etiquette, wedding crashing, and the correct definition of anxiety. If you currently have a seasonal wreath on your door, this episode is not for you.

Nov 10, 2015
Boss Ass Bitch with Dana Cody
45:07

Jackie gets into it with one of the baddest bitches she knows: Dana Cody of Oxygen’s new series Boss Nails. They talk about how Jackie thinks ’bitch’ is a term of endearment, how baller you have to be to stop by Dana’s salon Tippie Toes (they’ve got dancer poles and 24 carat Imperial nails, girls) and we all learn a little something about what it means to date an older gentleman. Dana also dishes some Real Housewives of NY gossip because you know she has nothing to hide - guess who she thinks is a “Freak Ho?” Boss up, bitches!

Nov 03, 2015
Dr. Schimmel Part Trois
24:59
Third time’s the charm - it’s another fan-fave Dr. Schimmel episode where Jackie takes calls and answers questions from her bitches across the country. Don’t want to date daddies? Need to slim down before your wedding? Have a boyfriend who may have lied about having cancer? Let Dr. Schimmel inspire you to live your best, bitchiest life.
Oct 27, 2015
Les MisérOMFG with Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael
44:53

Jackie is joined by her favorite podcast duo Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael from OMFG! They mourn the loss of Leonardo diCaprio's bachelorhood, unpacks Anne Hathaway's disgraceful breakfast behavior, and Jackie resolves to achieve her dreams to become #64 on the Maxim Hot 100 List. Goals, bitches. Have them or get the fuck out.

Oct 20, 2015
Deceased
40:06
Jackie and Kingsley become fast and furious friends in this episode where they discuss important topics like the tragedy of the existence of ice sculptures, why slutty Halloween costumes may cause severe anxiety, and Jackie divulges the details of her first ever SANGRIA STAKEOUT. Deceased.
Oct 13, 2015
Jackie Down Under with Joel Creasey
36:02

Jackie and her new fave Aussie comedian Joel Creasey break down body shaming, thigh brows, and where the hell Mischa Barton has been hiding. Jackie also ambushes Joel with a forced homo-erotic matchmaking session... there may be phone sex in this pod. You've been warned.

Oct 06, 2015
Sugar Daddies and Chocolate Dreams with Milan Christopher
33:19

Jackie sits down with the ultimate chocolate dreamsicle Milan Christopher and swirly sparks fly. They lend personal tips on landing a sugar daddy, recognizing signs that your bro may be basic and Jackie initiates her first Fuck Tracker for Charity #humanitarianlyfe.

Sep 29, 2015
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Humper with Dan Fleming
33:17

Jackie and friend Dan Fleming discuss pop culture, the perks of endless pasta and how modern romance can go terribly wrong. From Dan's firsthand experiences with Caitlyn Jenner to Jackie's traumatic rendezvous with a leg humper, this episode gets dirtier than Christina Aguilera in a boxing ring.

Sep 22, 2015
New Year, Same Bitch
23:15
Jackie celebrates Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and tries to reflect and repent for her wrongdoings. From eating crab cakes at temple, to vowing to stop body shaming her boyfriend and a very sincere apology to her frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow... It may be a new year, but Jackie realizes she is still the same bitch.
Sep 15, 2015
Tinderella with Austin Kearns
30:20

Jackie and her first boyfriend/former nemesis Austin Kearns rekindle their love flame while discussing where their relationship went wrong and teach our listeners the do's and don'ts of being a millennial online dater.

Sep 08, 2015
Medium Rare Bitch with medium Monica Ten-Kate
39:58

Jackie is joined by her favorite medium Monica Ten-Kate from ABC Family’s 'Monica the Medium' where they discuss how much her lifestyle mirrors that of Allison Dubois (if you don’t get this reference #BYEFELICIA). Jackie also gives Monica a spiritual reading solely based on her Subway sandwich selection and discusses why Megan's list just got a bit longer.

Sep 01, 2015
Dr. Schimmel, Part Deux
32:45
Dr. Schimmel is back in the office, answering her fans’ calls and letters with only the bitchiest wisdom. Never without an inspirational quote, Jackie also calls upon those closest to her to offer her listeners some advice but finds that they are essentially basic as fuck.
Aug 25, 2015
Bitching Naked with Amy Paffrath
37:25

Jackie talks with Amy Paffrath, host of VH1's Dating Naked, about millennial dating, playing the field and protecting your orifices whilst in the nude.

Aug 18, 2015
Zombies and Sex and Theft, Oh My! with Emily Kinney
38:48

Emily Kinney from 'The Walking Dead' and 'Masters of Sex' joins Jackie in her pivotal Kardashian Kleanse, unsubscribing from all things kontour, krop tops and waist trainers... after one last purge. Jackie also gets Emily to give vocal notes on a pitchy performance by Grandma Gloria and shares some fresh Gone Girl life updates.

Aug 11, 2015
If You're Listening to This It's Too Late with Charlamagne tha God
53:57

Jackie gets turnt with Charlamagne tha God in the most unfiltered podcast to date. She learns why black guys aren't into her AND we hear straight from tha source what's going on with Drake and Meek Mill (who Jackie thought was a brand of oatmeal). Pop a bottle of Dom and brace yourself.

Aug 04, 2015
Dr. Schimmel
35:36
Jackie takes her first callers in this wisdom-filled podcast as she answers listener questions and gives advice on living your best, bitchiest self.
Jul 28, 2015
Jackie and the City
25:46
Jetsetter Jackie is off to New York City for an appearance on Watch What Happens Live and she gives us a bitchy play by play in this week's audio diary. We get the dish on all things Housewives and experience the aftermath of when one eats too many hot dogs.
Jul 21, 2015
Bachelorette Recap!
41:43
Jackie is joined by her producer Yimu as they recap last night’s Bachelorette episode and give their bitchy opinions as to who they think will win Kaitlyn’s heart.
Jul 14, 2015
Do It Yourself, Bitch! with Mr. Kate
41:16

Jackie becomes acquainted with her crafty side with guest Mr. Kate as she drops some fun and non-basic DIY tips. Jackie and Kate also analyze some of Tyga's lyrics, find the PC definition of truffle butter, and discuss Kate's one night stand with Tiger Woods.

Jun 30, 2015
#WIFEY
37:33
Jackie talks getting wifed with her one rational married friend Heidi and gives listeners a game plan on securing a rock (no side baguettes). Jackie also sheds light on possible lesbianism, ultimatums and racial identity because she's just that fucking worldly. Get wifey or die alone trying.
Jun 23, 2015
Girl Interrupted with Brooks Wheelan
34:54

Jackie desperately struggles to connect with comedian and SNL alum Brooks Wheelan in this slightly awkward podcast where he calls her out on her mental stability and basically everything she says. Jackie updates listeners on new developments from her previous stalking faux pas on Instagram.

Jun 16, 2015
Death, Denial and Double Taps with Jen Kirkman
53:38

Jackie consults comedian Jen Kirkman on dying alone, possessed children and other pressing feminist issues. Jackie also delights listeners with her recent predicament after being caught Instagram stalking an ex boyfriend.

Jun 09, 2015
No New Friends with Heather McDonald
30:57

Jackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of Taylor Swifts girl posse and the struggles of abstinence. Jackie also tasks Heather with delivering a heartfelt note to Kylie Jenner in order to end their online feud.

May 26, 2015
Bad Blood
21:11
Jackie goes on another mentally compromising journey into the depths of Las Vegas with Xanax in tow. She turns up in da club, drinks gross vodka cranberries and even gets stuck in Taylor Swift’s bathroom after a small toilet malfunction.
May 19, 2015
Coco Schimmel with Eric Himel
30:43

Jackie and celebrity stylist Eric Himel break down the importance of personal style, human anatomy, and confront Kylie Jenner on her recent slandering of Jackie's not-so-good name.

May 12, 2015
Crazy, Not Sexy, Cool
39:56
Jackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other white girl problems.
May 05, 2015
Turtle Time with Amy Phillips
34:19

Jackie recoups from Coachella with comedian Amy Phillips. Together they analyze Jackie's anger towards Gwyneth Paltrow, unsolicited dick pics and all things reality television. Complete with interventions, digestive updates and what your Instagram filter says about your integrity.

Apr 28, 2015
Cinderchella
22:20
Jackie faces her biggest fear of crowds, polyester crop tops and drinking alcohol out of plastic drink ware at her first music festival in this intimate and mentally unstable audio diary. Will Cinderchella have a fairytale ending or end up in an asylum?
Apr 21, 2015
The Young and the Reckless
31:41
Jackie and childhood BFF Briana take this podcast down memory lane as they reminisce on their awkward stages, ex boyfriends and drunken college mishaps. They also discuss Jackie's deep rooted Coachella anxieties, floral head wreaths and all.
Apr 14, 2015
The Other Sister
29:50
Jackie and her sister from the same mister discuss celeb ties, life plagues, and why the Easter bunny is probably on Megan's Law.
Apr 07, 2015
Real Bitches of Beverly Hills with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus
34:09

Jackie sips rosé with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus as they passionately recap this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but this podcast sure is.

Mar 31, 2015
Pretty Hurts
29:39
Jackie, her unfiltered cousin Joanna and her hot mess Grandma Gloria bitch it out over all things fashion, style and general promiscuity.
Mar 24, 2015
Celtic Woman
30:06
Happy St. Patrick's Day, bitches! Jackie and her Celtic bestie get into the holiday spirit by downing Guinness and talking all things Irish.
Mar 17, 2015
Have Fun in Iowa
29:28
Jackie psycho-analyzes 'The Bachelor' final rose ceremony in this exclusive, 2 day late recap with fellow Bachelor superfan and practical stranger Lauren.
Mar 12, 2015
Conditional Love
39:09
Jackie drags her pear shaped boyfriend Andrew into a one-sided discussion on life, love and the harsh realities of commitment.
Mar 10, 2015
The Mo The Merrier
30:57
Jackie and her gusband (gay husband) Max discuss everything you wanted to know about the relationship between a bitch and her 'mo.
Feb 24, 2015
All About That Basic
41:00
Jackie learns the hard way that she is indeed a "basic" bitch - yoga pants, Mayfair filter and all.
Feb 17, 2015
50 Shades of Cray
34:13
Jackie sits down with the woman that shaped her into the bitch she is today - her mother!
Feb 10, 2015